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Title: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on August 13, 2017, 05:52:53 AM
We only have these.
(http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1113/publix-apple-dapples-cereal.jpg)
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 13, 2017, 05:56:34 AM
I need four boxes, pronto!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Delthion on August 13, 2017, 06:40:12 AM
I need whatever anyone else says +1 boxes of those!!! ;D
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on August 13, 2017, 06:50:36 AM
/me hurriedly gets Gonff his boxes.

DELTHION!
SO YOU NEED FIVE BOXES?!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 13, 2017, 04:30:53 PM
Yum
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on August 13, 2017, 05:44:09 PM
We have that same cereal with the second name, but it's a completely different brand.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 03:30:13 AM
So, someone ripped off a ripoff cereal.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2017, 03:41:02 AM
*Takes one bite before the transformation ensues. Eyes start to tingle before turning completely into an Apple Dapples. Skin turns from pale white to a green ready to indulge in a daily part of your morning routine. All that is uttered from the mouth is a quiet, yet powerful echo of "sweetened multi-grain cinnamon and apple flavored cereal" over and over, until the Apple Dapple eyes start spinning out of control, exploding with a nutritious dazzle of lights spouting forth the abundance and wonder of Apple Dapples, pronouncing glory amongst all who witness the marvelous, the magnificent, the extraordinary Publix Apple Dapples*

I need another box
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on August 14, 2017, 03:42:51 AM
Enjoy.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 03:52:57 AM
I'm scared. *hides*
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 08, 2017, 06:00:36 AM
We just restocked with more Apple Dapples due to high demand.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 08, 2017, 06:04:52 AM
*Is still hiding in utter fear*
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Aimless Gallivanter on October 08, 2017, 01:29:38 PM
around
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 08, 2017, 04:33:04 PM
Gallivanter likes to Rick Roll well I think Ashleg likes to Galli roll

*grabs iron*

C'MERE
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 08, 2017, 04:35:15 PM
._.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Lady Amber on October 08, 2017, 10:09:51 PM
That frog's smile is freaking me out.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 09, 2017, 02:25:58 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 08, 2017, 10:09:51 PM
That frog's smile is freaking me out.

Good.

He wants to forcibly feed you cereals.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 10, 2017, 09:35:45 PM
Mumble, grumble. Cereal. Mornin'.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 11, 2017, 01:31:22 AM
Groddil? Mate, that you?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 15, 2017, 04:38:45 AM
I want 5 XXXL please ;)
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 15, 2017, 05:49:24 AM
What will you do for it?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 15, 2017, 03:01:10 PM
What will you sell for it?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 15, 2017, 04:41:55 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 15, 2017, 10:40:44 PM
Your soul?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Delthion on October 16, 2017, 03:20:57 AM
Seek souls! Larger, more powerful souls!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 16, 2017, 05:35:15 PM
I don't want Scott's soul.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 16, 2017, 05:55:20 PM
Too bad.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2017, 06:49:39 PM
OK ill pass
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 16, 2017, 07:56:20 PM
You have no choice.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: 321tumbler on October 17, 2017, 01:59:07 PM
Give me breaaakfast.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 17, 2017, 05:18:05 PM
PAY OR STARVE.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 18, 2017, 02:48:45 AM
I'll eat roast ash and when I do ill get an ash leg yum
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 18, 2017, 03:40:20 AM
/me kills Scott and sells his cooked squirrel body to an old man named Wheesnaw Francine Hillsburry.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 18, 2017, 05:25:57 AM
SUP GUYS THIS IS GREAT SCOTT CRISPS ARE BACK COME AND GET THEM ALL NEW FLAVORS WE GOT BBQ WE GOT SOUR CREAM AND CHEDDAR WE GOT RANCH WE GOT MORE SO FOR MORE INFO PLZ VISIT US AT WWW.SCOTCRISPS.COM  :o  :o :o :o :o

(ps the sites NOT real  ;D )
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 18, 2017, 05:28:50 AM
Not yet.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 18, 2017, 05:52:59 AM
SCOTTCRISPS
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 18, 2017, 06:08:16 AM
YAS!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 19, 2017, 02:27:45 AM
YUM, BUY 'EM.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 19, 2017, 06:00:26 AM
I forgot to mension they are 1 cent each
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 01:17:52 PM
What are these things?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 19, 2017, 02:06:57 PM
Pure sugar.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 19, 2017, 02:33:39 PM
Apple Dapples are pure high fructose corn syrup, SCOTTCRISPS (tm) are charred squirrel nuggets.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 19, 2017, 04:42:26 PM
Quite right Ash kinda like doritos or lays, as in the flavors
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 19, 2017, 05:23:13 PM
Yeah, there's the default "Origial" salty and buttery ScottCrisp, and then there's the "Spicy Nacho Cheez" (tm) ScottCrisp, and the vinegar ScottCrisp.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 19, 2017, 05:53:59 PM
How about just salty?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
NO. You must have the buttery as well. It doesn't work otherwise. Those aren't ScottCrisp.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Skarzs on October 19, 2017, 08:21:17 PM
Watch out or I might get salty.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 19, 2017, 11:25:05 PM
do you think I should make a new poll for Scott crisps?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 20, 2017, 05:05:31 AM
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
NO. You must have the buttery as well. It doesn't work otherwise. Those aren't ScottCrisp.
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
NO. You must have the buttery as well. It doesn't work otherwise. Those aren't ScottCrisp.
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
NO. You must have the buttery as well. It doesn't work otherwise. Those aren't ScottCrisp.
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
NO. You must have the buttery as well. It doesn't work otherwise. Those aren't ScottCrisp.
Quote from: 321tumbler on October 19, 2017, 06:21:13 PM
NO. You must have the buttery as well. It doesn't work otherwise. Those aren't ScottCrisp.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on October 20, 2017, 05:09:28 AM
Ok Ash I get the message, anyway back to the question yes or no to make the new topic all natural and buttery Scott crisps.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Ashleg on October 20, 2017, 05:11:26 AM
I should probably make it because I'm selling them--because they are literally made from your body, donno how you'd make it.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 08:36:49 PM
Scott was selling this stuff even before he left...
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 03, 2020, 08:40:12 PM
So many restaurants (or other food places)...

I guess it makes sense, with the vivid food descriptions in Redwall.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on April 05, 2020, 07:30:32 PM
Yes I have been doing this for three years.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 05:21:46 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 08:36:49 PM
Scott was selling this stuff even before he left...

Well, they are rather delicious.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 06:10:07 AM
*splutters* :o
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:32:32 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 05:21:46 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 03, 2020, 08:36:49 PM
Scott was selling this stuff even before he left...

Well, they are rather delicious.
Don't tell me they have dumpster juice in!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:34:20 AM
...this freaks me out...
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Second Breakfast Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:34:55 AM
Why?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:37:02 AM
BECAUSE SCOTT WANTS TO EAT HIM SELF!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Third Breakfast Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:38:18 AM
That's no crazier than what the rest of us do.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:43:22 AM
>_>

No, we eat each other, not our selves!!!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Fourth Breakfast Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:45:10 AM
I was talking about the other weird things.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:45:47 AM
WELL I WAS NOT!!!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Fifth Breakfast Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:46:12 AM
No need to get so angry.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:49:17 AM
I'M NOT ANGERY, I'M JUST YELLING!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Elevenses Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 11:00:29 AM
No need to shout.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 11:01:35 AM
Or yell, for that matter.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 11:01:51 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 11:00:29 AM
No need to shout.
THERE IS MUCH NEED!!!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Elevenses Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 11:02:05 AM
There is not.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 12:30:29 PM
THERE SO IS THOUGH!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Luncheon Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 12:31:43 PM
There is not.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 12:33:26 PM
PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT EATING THEM SEVES AND/OR OTHER MEMBERS!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Luncheon Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 12:35:14 PM
I would never do such a thing.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 07, 2020, 02:52:57 AM
BUT OTHER BEASTS WOULD, AND DO!!!!!!
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Luncheon Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 07, 2020, 12:49:47 PM
But I would not.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 07, 2020, 10:21:11 PM
thank you..
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Luncheon Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 12:28:05 PM
Why am I only posting in this thread in the morning or around lunchtime?
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 12:30:42 PM
 :laugh: food's on your mind, I guess.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Luncheon Counter
Post by: Booklover on April 08, 2020, 12:33:38 PM
(No, it's because I'm changing the title to Hobbit meals, if you look at my posts. So far I've done multiple breakfasts, elevenses and luncheon. I'm trying to do them at roughly the time they'd have them.)
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 10:58:33 PM
Ohhhhh, Hah...
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on April 08, 2020, 11:17:25 PM
*Herman enters*  Hello!  I would like three triple-chocolate muffins to go, please.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: Scott McLamok on April 15, 2020, 10:32:33 AM
I am sorry but Ashleg went to war and is MIA.
Title: Re: President Ashleg's Breakfast Counter
Post by: lass of something much on April 15, 2020, 10:37:03 AM
I'll fill in..
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 08, 2020, 11:17:25 PM
*Herman enters*  Hello!  I would like three triple-chocolate muffins to go, please.
*hands Herman his order*
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