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Title: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 07:57:22 AM
As @Rosie Willowwater knows, the best lights burn out the quickest. This thread is Frig Man's funeral. Frog man is grestly missed!
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 07:58:25 AM
*Sniffles*  :'(
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Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 07:59:01 AM
Life ist dark and I can't sleep without him here to light my room up .
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 08:02:47 AM
Bring him back from the dead.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 08:05:54 AM
Only my parents can reassure f him.

Resscueecf
Ressurect

!

He burnt out yesterday
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 08:08:32 AM
Awwwwww, that's sad.



If any of you are wondering, Ash and I are both very tired and groggy.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 01:50:40 PM
Nooooo. I couldn't tell.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 01:55:15 PM
I know, we were hiding it so well.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 04:28:06 PM
YOU STILL HAVE TO MOURN FROG MAN!
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 04:29:03 PM
Frog man.

You live on in our hearts.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 04:30:06 PM
Does anyone have any goodbye wishes for Frog Man?
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 04:32:36 PM
I thought he was already dead.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Jetthebinturong on September 30, 2017, 04:32:42 PM
You guys need to stop bringing Discord things that no one understands onto the forum. (At least, I assume it's a Discord thing).
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 04:37:56 PM
It isn't really.

Ash can explain.

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Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 04:56:13 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 30, 2017, 04:32:42 PM
You guys need to stop bringing Discord things that no one understands onto the forum. (At least, I assume it's a Discord thing).

It's in the Cellars, the place for things nobody understands. Don't like it don't post in it. 'Kay? Kay.

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 04:37:56 PM
It isn't really.

Ash can explain.

Frog Man is...actually, nevermind. It's funnier with no context.

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Oh my gosh, look at that.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: 321tumbler on September 30, 2017, 05:01:02 PM
The guests are mourning the death of Frog Man.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 05:02:30 PM
I'm glad even THEY can pay their respects.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 05:08:41 PM
Do we want them to though? They are our enemies.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 05:09:55 PM
We all used to be one of them.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2017, 05:11:54 PM
*Coughs* Some for two years *Coughs*
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 05:25:31 PM
Where is frog man now?
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 30, 2017, 05:48:05 PM
So what I'm gathering from this is that Ash's frog nightlight burned out and he lost his will to live.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 06:17:12 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 05:25:31 PM
Where is frog man now?

His body is still with us but his soul has travelled beyond our reach.

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 30, 2017, 05:48:05 PM
So what I'm gathering from this is that Ash's frog nightlight burned out and he lost his will to live.

Maybe.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on September 30, 2017, 07:20:16 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 05:09:55 PM
We all used to be one of them.

I was never a guest actually... ;D
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 30, 2017, 07:31:56 PM
How?!
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on September 30, 2017, 07:33:41 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 30, 2017, 07:20:16 PM
I was never a guest actually... ;D
(http://img50.laughinggif.com/pic/HTTP3d3dy5uZXJkaXN0LmNvbS93cC1jb250ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAxNS8wMS8wMTIzMTVfTHVrZVNreXdhbGtlcl9UaGF0c0ltcG9zc2libGUuZ2lm.gif)
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 10:03:57 PM
He recklessly jumped on the first Redwall forum he found.

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 30, 2017, 05:48:05 PM
So what I'm gathering from this is that Ash's frog nightlight burned out and he lost his will to live.
*Snort.* Ha ha ha!
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on September 30, 2017, 10:56:47 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on September 30, 2017, 07:31:56 PM
How?!

My forum experience started as I registered. ;D I never looked at anything before I was a member. ;D
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Jukka the Sling on September 30, 2017, 11:09:18 PM
But how did you know what you were getting yourself into?  What if we'd all been a bunch of weirdos? ;D
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 11:15:42 PM
He didn't. That makes him even weirder.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on September 30, 2017, 11:17:51 PM
Precisely. ;D
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 01, 2017, 02:26:12 AM
You are a bunch of weirdos. And pre-teen me didn't care.

I literally just clicked on the site URL looking for a different Redwall forum, saw the RP boards, and signed up.



I'm still not sure if it was the worst or best decision of my life.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 01, 2017, 03:05:23 AM
Well, in that case I was never a guest either.

I did exactly what Corn did. I came here to RolePlay and GOODNESS HELP ME SAND WILL RETURN SOON.

What I meant was you are a guest the moment you click on this forum and are not signed in.
So yes, we were all guests once.

You can see even when they're registering it will say "guest-signing up for an account" or something like that.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: DelenatheWanderer on October 01, 2017, 03:21:53 AM
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MOURNING FROG MAN!!!
Do you know how much he meant? Even I, never having heard his name, can feel the impact he made in our lives. Please, remember... >8(
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 01, 2017, 03:23:45 AM
OKAY. EVERYBEAST, QUIET DOWN!

Delena has brought up a good point here!

A frog, a very important Man, has died. And what are we doing? Talking about Guests and our happy little lives as if everything is normal?

TRUTH BE TOLD, IT ISN'T!

The world has lost a very dear and lovable contender!
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 01, 2017, 04:10:55 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on September 30, 2017, 06:17:12 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 30, 2017, 05:25:31 PM
Where is frog man now?

His body is still with us but his soul has travelled beyond our reach.
Don't mind the smell of chicken cooking.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 01, 2017, 06:12:45 AM
I love chicken.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 01, 2017, 02:29:26 PM
Well, it isn't chicken, but it smells like it. . .
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on October 01, 2017, 03:31:14 PM
I believe he is saying that he is cooking frog right now.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 01, 2017, 04:21:52 PM
Mr.Skarzs, are you aware that Frog Man is larger and wider than the average adult male's hand, and is made out of metal and paper mache?
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on October 01, 2017, 05:37:49 PM
That's why he's cooking it.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 01, 2017, 07:41:39 PM
But my point is it wouldn't smell like chicken.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on October 01, 2017, 08:36:50 PM
Everything smells like chicken. ;D
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Post by: Lady Amber on October 01, 2017, 09:00:03 PM
Who cares about chicken when one of the greatest creatures of this age has left our lives, never to return? Frog Man, gone to soon. He will forever be remembered as the kindest and most trusted individual among us. We shall erect a statue in his honor, a symbol of our appreciation and indebtedness to him. We shall look to it for hope in times of trouble, remembering the wise words of advice he gave us only a short time ago, before he was so cruelly wrenched from us in the prime of his life. He may be gone, but he shall live on in our hearts. May this day be long remembered as a day of sorrow, but also of hope. For we shall grow from this loss, and perhaps someday, we shall start to heal.

Thank you, Frog Man, for the things you taught us in the short time you were with us.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 01, 2017, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on October 01, 2017, 04:21:52 PM
Mr.Skarzs, are you aware that Frog Man is larger and wider than the average adult male's hand, and is made out of metal and paper mache?
Yep.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: MeadowR on October 01, 2017, 11:08:15 PM
That was beautiful, Lady Amber! :D

Farewell, Frog Man.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on October 02, 2017, 01:19:41 AM
/me hastily eats frog legs.

Farewell Frog Man!
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 02, 2017, 05:30:54 PM
Frog Man was actually ressurrected last night. I have picture proof.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: MeadowR on October 02, 2017, 05:46:37 PM
:o

All that sorrow for nothing??
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 02, 2017, 05:51:41 PM
That was a clone. I ate the real one.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 02, 2017, 06:36:54 PM
No it's not. His body never left my possession. You ate a clone.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Aimless Gallivanter on October 08, 2017, 01:32:49 PM
give
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 08, 2017, 04:31:26 PM
-me a chicken Parmesean hero, pronto.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 08, 2017, 04:34:02 PM
. . . Hero?
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 09, 2017, 02:25:14 AM
(https://complex-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/dcuuq867diz4le90ezzm.jpg)
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 03:45:02 AM
Giro.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Delthion on October 09, 2017, 04:14:49 AM
*Gyro. ;D
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: The Skarzs on October 09, 2017, 06:31:13 AM
Yes.
Title: Re: Funeral for Frog Man
Post by: Ashleg on October 09, 2017, 08:17:50 PM
No, for real. Google "Chicken Parmesean Hero".