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General Boards => The Cellars => Topic started by: Rosie Willowwater on October 14, 2017, 05:36:35 AM

Poll
Question: Which one is better?
Option 1: GONSIE votes: 7
Option 2: DELSIE votes: 5
Option 3: NEITHER votes: 2
Option 4: BOTH votes: 0
Title: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 14, 2017, 05:36:35 AM
I know we all know the superior one Delsie but I think we should settle this once and for all, in a ship duel.

I know Gonff ships Delsie pretty hard, so he shall be arguing why it is superior.

Del ships Gonsie in fear of the awesomeness that is Delsie, so he shall argue why it is superior.

The way you can win is either when one gives up, or when the audience votes ten or more times on one ship.

Whoever wins gets to have the other's wedding thread bumped and become unarguably the better ship.

Let the battling commence!

Don't judge me, I'm tired
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on October 14, 2017, 05:56:25 AM
Delsie is a blessing to all who simply hear its splendid name uttered. It shows the wonders live provides, by breaking the sour bond of polyandry to show forth its radiance upon the devious, untamed, unseemly smile of the Captain so far lost with his crew no mind could bare him back. Lo! Love did cast her solemn and wishful net out through the horrid fog onto the endless waves, and, to the surprise of those who sought her ways but foolish, the Captain's heart was won! Oh how glorious the day when Delsie did form, and what intimacy and compassion the two yonder abide by! This dear Captain, so weathered by the years of commanding his fleet, can no longer hide, no, hold the raging true feelings back from his future any longer! His attempts are folly, his cries heresy! Love bound them both, bound by the name of Delsie!
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: James Gryphon on October 14, 2017, 05:59:27 AM
Delthion is already taken.

As far as I know there's no other ships with Gonff in them.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 14, 2017, 06:32:24 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 14, 2017, 05:56:25 AM
Delsie is a blessing to all who simply hear its splendid name uttered. It shows the wonders live provides, by breaking the sour bond of polyandry to show forth its radiance upon the devious, untamed, unseemly smile of the Captain so far lost with his crew no mind could bare him back. Lo! Love did cast her solemn and wishful net out through the horrid fog onto the endless waves, and, to the surprise of those who sought her ways but foolish, the Captain's heart was won! Oh how glorious the day when Delsie did form, and what intimacy and compassion the two yonder abide by! This dear Captain, so weathered by the years of commanding his fleet, can no longer hide, no, hold the raging true feelings back from his future any longer! His attempts are folly, his cries heresy! Love bound them both, bound by the name of Delsie!
The man doth protest too much.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 17, 2017, 10:34:20 PM
I don't know a lot about Gonff... But I do know some things about Del... for that fact... I shall not place my vote...  8D
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on October 18, 2017, 01:29:50 AM
Nah Krantor, I think your vote would slide nicely with the others for Delsie, promise.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 18, 2017, 01:36:55 AM
If you insist...
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Lady Amber on October 19, 2017, 03:20:38 AM
As we can clearly see, Gonsie has more votes and is therefore the superior ship!
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on October 19, 2017, 03:34:25 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 19, 2017, 03:20:38 AM
As we can clearly see, Gonsie has more votes and is therefore the superior ship!

Oh I highly doubt it is. Just look at their connection! Brilliant it is!
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Ashleg on October 19, 2017, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 14, 2017, 05:59:27 AM
As far as I know there's no other ships with Gonff in them.

Gonffshadow.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 19, 2017, 05:53:14 PM
Woah.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on October 19, 2017, 06:19:57 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on October 19, 2017, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 14, 2017, 05:59:27 AM
As far as I know there's no other ships with Gonff in them.

Gonffshadow.

Hol' up, what?
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: James Gryphon on October 19, 2017, 06:28:59 PM
Well sure, I can make up a ship on the spot too. That doesn't mean that my point at the time was invalid, though. I'd also argue that that's not a legitimate ship, for numerous excellent reasons.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Chipster of Noonvale on October 19, 2017, 06:34:42 PM
...
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 19, 2017, 08:20:47 PM
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on October 19, 2017, 06:34:42 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on October 19, 2017, 05:41:03 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 14, 2017, 05:59:27 AM
As far as I know there's no other ships with Gonff in them.

Gonffshadow.
I just searched for "Gonffshadow" using the forum's search feature and...

Quote from: Adjust Search ParametersYou may have meant to search for gunshot.
:o

*Chokes on sandwich with laughter.*
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Lady Amber on October 20, 2017, 02:09:16 AM
Lol. XD
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Ashleg on October 20, 2017, 05:13:19 AM
Gonffshadow is clearly the best ship. Gunshots will ring out at their wedding, loud and clear (and the wedding will take place on a rainy day, of course).
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 20, 2017, 05:24:23 AM
So optimistic @Ashleg
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: James Gryphon on October 20, 2017, 05:37:53 AM
Unless I'm wrong Rain is already getting married, to somebody else, in real life.

And even if she was still available for forum ships, the only true Rain ship here was Rainhound.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 20, 2017, 05:40:17 AM
Wait, seriously? Holy cow.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Ashleg on October 20, 2017, 05:45:11 AM
When did that happen?
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Maudie on October 20, 2017, 07:27:09 AM
February.

I'm not obsessed with her, I'm just very observant. Name that movie quote.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 20, 2017, 02:09:40 PM
How did we not know why didn't you tell us earlier?
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on October 20, 2017, 02:35:20 PM
Hol' up, what? I didn't see that coming.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Ashleg on October 20, 2017, 02:53:41 PM
@Rainshadow Confirm this.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 20, 2017, 02:57:07 PM
My guess is she's too busy. :P
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Maudie on October 20, 2017, 04:13:21 PM
She said it in her art thread.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 20, 2017, 05:38:58 PM
Yeah, I remember that :P
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 20, 2017, 05:46:07 PM
Wat.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Chipster of Noonvale on October 20, 2017, 06:04:59 PM
...
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: Cornflower MM on October 20, 2017, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 20, 2017, 05:37:53 AM
Unless I'm wrong Rain is already getting married, to somebody else, in real life.

And even if she was still available for forum ships, the only true Rain ship here was Rainhound.

AGREEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Title: Re: Gonsie vs Delsie
Post by: The Skarzs on October 20, 2017, 08:15:28 PM
Wow.