So in this game you come up with a stupid invention (it can be real or made up) then the next person thinks of a stupider invention. Let's start with a helicopter ejector seat
A baseball with mechanical claws.
The square tennis ball yes it exists!
Square TIRES!!!!!!!!!!
The solve for X-ray to use this X-ray you must first solve a algebra equation ;D ;D
An automated modern art machine!
Orange toupees ;D
???
A toothbrush with no bristles.
This might be interesting with Wite and Seb around...
Water proof paper towels
Roller skates with tractor tires.
Headphone with sound cancelation (:P)
bicycle with an eject seat.
Lightweight bricks
Rock-hard marshmallows.
Disposable shoes
Soundless piano
Moving picture when they already have video
tasteless food
invisible sewing needle
A child safe toy
shoes with no bottoms.
Hats with no brims
flash lights that have no light
a door with a hole in it
a screen door in a sub-marine.
A boat that can't float.
a chocolate teapot.
An pen with no ink
bed with no mattress.
A book with no words.
scissors with no blade.
Donuts with no sugar.
they already have that.. it's called Stevia..
a hairbrush with no bristles.
A game that's not fun. ;D
a mirror with no reflection
A gun with no trigger.
paint with no color
A computer without a key board. (And no touch screen) ;)
man. mind-reader. my cousin just suggested that but i said no because it still has a computer screen keyboard!
camera with no lense.
A wingless fan.
A powerless boat
A chair that's impossible to sit on.
A fork with one prong
A lever with no handle.
A computer with no screen
A car with no engine.
An airplane with no wings
A jet that can't move,
A boat so big you don't know you are in the ocean
A missile of mass destruction.
a ladder without rungs.
A stationary bike
but they have those.. where you just twirl the pedals and not move anywhere.
a rock-hard marshmallow
I know;)
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 05:06:15 PM
bed with no mattress.
you mean a bed frame?
a printer with no ink ever
A lead free pencil
see-through blinds/curtains
A soundless guitar
an moldy band-aid.
A tasteless poison. ;D
Quote from: Tungro on March 12, 2019, 11:30:30 PM
A lead free pencil
Pencils use graphite, not lead. That's why they don't kill you.
Quote from: The Witessss on March 17, 2019, 08:51:35 PM
an moldy band-aid.
Penicillin is a type of mould.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2019, 02:37:18 PM
A tasteless poison. ;D
That's useful.
Anyway...
Allow me to introduce you to what might possibly be the most maliciously useless object on the planet.
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The handgun that shoots its user.
A dagger with no blade. (What is it with weapons?)
telephone with no sound
Topic with no readers.
a wedding that is not happening.
A bride that no one listens to. (Actually, a rather good invention in this case)
a motionless pug
watch that doesn't tell time
A balloon full of holes.
A cable that only connects to itself
A glass window without glass
A tv that takes up the entire room then no matter what, can't function
A basketball that can't bounce.
A lamp without a lighbulb
Backpack weights!
A backpack with no bottom.
An ugly block that has no purpose or function but to sit around being ugly.
USB pet rock
A book with no pages.
Air conditioned shoes (as in shoes with holes in them).
those exist.
:o
Quote from: Tungro on March 11, 2019, 05:57:11 PM
A computer with no screen
Don't want to pick fights, but, servers, man.
A pencil with actual lead in it.
Crocs that are actually crocs - as in crocodiles.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 18, 2019, 08:46:38 AM
Crocs that are actually crocs - as in crocodiles.
That might sound dumb but just take a moment to appreciate the defensive value of those things.
It would be a little hard to drive with them though...
A clock that only works when your sleeping
A clock that tells you exactly how long you slept for, but nothing else, and it makes a very very loud ticking noise when it's being used, so you can't actually sleep at all.
A blanket of barbed wire.
A grape flavoured apple.
I think those exist, actually.
Grapefruit flavored grapes.
Grapefruit flavoured grape shaped apples.
Reusable firewood.
This.
Spoiler
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It would be useful if it worked.
A ball shaped pencil.
Vacuum cleaners.
Seriously. It's a vacuum, there's nothing there to clean. :laugh:
A concrete cushion.
A nail-bed couch.
A bed made of 1000 tiny model couches.
Paper mache boots.
A very soggy papier mâché sword.
(Okay, FINE. I guess you could use the correct characters for the word. ::) )
cardboard coffee cups.
My keyboard being set to French as well as English can be useful sometimes. Except when it keeps correcting 'a' to 'à'.
Autocorrect can be useless sometimes.
Since you chose autocorrect.....
Computers that do not follow commands.
Computers that take a year to work out 1+1.
A "more advanced" operating system that can't connect to the internet.
*Looks at my new Lighthouse disc.*
A book that's un-readable.
A non-existent book.