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Wet us cewbwate the bwessed union, of two of our bewoved fowum modewwatahs. May the bwessings of twue wuv be wiff them awways!
Meh. They've got nothing on Verdsteer.
Awwwwwwwww WE HAVE A WEEEEEDDDIIINNGGGGG. HONNNNEYYYYYYYYYYY.
@Dannflower Reguba
@Sebias of Redwall : Well, if we're talking shipping I'd say this round the point goes to me. Your move, mate ;)
*Is quite flustered and emotional, also doesn't know who the best man is*
I THOUGHT THESE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PLANNED!?
..... Good point. I don't even have a DRESS. *Flails*
*Makes a dress for Corn via drawing*
YAY! Thanks :D
@Dannflower Reguba if you need a best man, I am willing and able to help out. If you would accept such a humble servant as myself.
Ya know, I don't really talk to many of the guys 'round 'ere. So honestly? Works... Though I guess
@The Skarzs might want to be close enough to poke fun at me >.>
Might also have to wait for the forum to wake up and realize what exploded overnight o.o
Oh boy I need a court too don't I.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. UHHHHHHHHHHHH.
This could get interesting.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 06, 2020, 08:04:54 AM
Oh boy I need a court too don't I.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. UHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Really. Do you think that on this forum, it will be hard to find a bunch of girls to cheer on a wedding and throw flowers? Allow me to offer my assistance.
@Rosie Willowwater @Jarky Thistlebrush @Russa Nodrey @Ebantu the Kararehe
Thankee. I'm just trying to figure out who's gonna bridesmaids and maid of honor.
@lass of something much Wanna be flower girl?
Yes!! ;D /me practices
Perfect! Now I just need bridesmaid/s and a maid of honor.
*raises hand* Would I happen to fit the bill?
Whoa..
I can help!
And me.
AND MEEE!
Can I be... Patron Sponser?
Lol. I think we always knew this ship would happen eventually. It's just too good to pass up.
Yes indeed.
And here I was, thinking that they hadn't wanted to get shipped when that's what they'd wanted all this time. >.>
ANYWHO! *Makes sure the organ is in tune*
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*Phone rings from out of town*
RIP Delflower
*answers phone* Hey, this is Domino's pizza, how can I help?
Yo, dawg, I feel all janky 'cause Imma at this LIT second hand cake shop, and I do-nawt know which one to purchase for the wedding, hey?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 06, 2020, 09:53:24 PM
And here I was, thinking that they hadn't wanted to get shipped when that's what they'd wanted all this time. >.>
ANYWHO! *Makes sure the organ is in tune*
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You have NO IDEEEAAAAA how funny your (and others) reluctance to ship us was.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on September 06, 2020, 10:20:10 PM
Yo, dawg, I feel all janky 'cause Imma at this LIT second hand cake shop, and I do-nawt know which one to purchase for the wedding, hey?
Ooooooh, I want a chocolate cake.
*Grabs a partially moldy cake off the shelf* *Pays for it in cash*
Cocic cake!
(RA references are over their heads, I think)
I don't care. I just want to contribute.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 06, 2020, 10:21:27 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on September 06, 2020, 10:20:10 PM
Yo, dawg, I feel all janky 'cause Imma at this LIT second hand cake shop, and I do-nawt know which one to purchase for the wedding, hey?
Ooooooh, I want a chocolate cake.
Dear, can we make it German chocolate perhaps?
New Zealand chocolate is better.
Mhm! Cocic!!!
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 06, 2020, 10:43:23 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 06, 2020, 10:21:27 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on September 06, 2020, 10:20:10 PM
Yo, dawg, I feel all janky 'cause Imma at this LIT second hand cake shop, and I do-nawt know which one to purchase for the wedding, hey?
Ooooooh, I want a chocolate cake.
Dear, can we make it German chocolate perhaps?
Absolutely, sweetie!
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 09:46:07 PM
Can I be... Patron Sponser?
I don't know what that is but probably?
(Pretty much, the member with this role gives a speech and an expensive gif...)
Err... What do we have to do?
I just wanna help.
You haveta 'elp Lady Cornf'ower get weddy!
Oh, I see. What does she need? Chain mail and a sword?
No no no, that is what Dann needs. Corn is a long ways from Eowyn.
*Purchases a second hand German chocolate cake* *Walks to the dollar store to by some wedding decorations*
Oh, so she could have a dirk and a rope.
Question: Why are they both complying?
Because this ship was not done with malicious intent.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 07, 2020, 03:19:40 AM
Question: Why are they both complying?
Because the ship is legitimate, probably more so than any other. They've both confirmed it personally.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 11:22:15 PM
(Pretty much, the member with this role gives a speech and an expensive gif...)
Ahhhhh I see. Sure, Teer!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 07, 2020, 02:49:04 AM
Oh, so she could have a dirk and a rope.
..... Besides the fact that I don't think I'll need weapons at my wedding, I'm fine with my pan and a bow.
I have three thousand different types of guns. Armament is a necessity, Espescially withcertain creatures in attendance.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:04:17 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 11:22:15 PM
(Pretty much, the member with this role gives a speech and an expensive gif...)
Ahhhhh I see. Sure, Teer!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 07, 2020, 02:49:04 AM
Oh, so she could have a dirk and a rope.
..... Besides the fact that I don't think I'll need weapons at my wedding, I'm fine with my pan and a bow.
Alrighty. *begins making preparations*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 07, 2020, 04:44:46 AM
I have three thousand different types of guns. Armament is a necessity, Espescially withcertain creatures in attendance.
*Weapons
on me, I should specify. Just don't antagonize my weddings guests.
Oh, just you wait for the picture Lass made. It's amazing.
She seeded part of it!
.... That was only part?
De drawin'!
Now it dun! /me proudly holds up the drawing
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Very nice!
Fabulous!
^Yes!
I'm glad we broke these two out of their shell. ^-^
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 06, 2020, 07:41:11 AM
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Wet us cewbwate the bwessed union, of two of our bewoved fowum modewwatahs. May the bwessings of twue wuv be wiff them awways!
I appreciate your appreciation of good culture.
Lass it's beautiful! I love it, thank you again!
Things went from 0 to 100 real fast in the past few days.
We'll be sure to put it on the fridge Lass, it's adorable ;)
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 07, 2020, 06:18:35 PM
Things went from 0 to 100 real fast in the past few days.
The forum had a lot of catching up to do ;D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:40:40 PM
Lass it's beautiful! I love it, thank you again!
/me squeaks and hugs Corn
I luve you! :3
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 07, 2020, 08:44:16 PM
We'll be sure to put it on the fridge Lass, it's adorable ;)
Why do you put it in the fridge?
Not in, on - To showcase it proudly, of course. Everyone sees the fridge.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2020, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:40:40 PM
Lass it's beautiful! I love it, thank you again!
/me squeaks and hugs Corn
I luve you! :3
*Pats Lass on the head and hugs back* Love you too, kiddo.
So what do we have to doooooo? As your bridesmaids?
Yes. Tell us.
I WANT TO KNOW!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 10:47:50 PM
Not in, on - To showcase it proudly, of course. Everyone sees the fridge.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2020, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:40:40 PM
Lass it's beautiful! I love it, thank you again!
/me squeaks and hugs Corn
I luve you! :3
*Pats Lass on the head and hugs back* Love you too, kiddo.
I donna get da f'owas!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 10:47:50 PM
Not in, on - To showcase it proudly, of course. Everyone sees the fridge.
Oooooh, I see.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 07, 2020, 11:13:06 PM
So what do we have to doooooo? As your bridesmaids?
Yes. Tell us.
I WANT TO KNOW!
You guys and the maid of honor help plan and help run the event so that I don't have to stress. :D
Quote from: lass of something much on September 08, 2020, 12:27:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 10:47:50 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2020, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:40:40 PM
Lass it's beautiful! I love it, thank you again!
/me squeaks and hugs Corn
I luve you! :3
*Pats Lass on the head and hugs back* Love you too, kiddo.
I donna get da f'owas!
XD You are indeed.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2020, 07:37:25 AM
De drawin'!
Now it dun! /me proudly holds up the drawing
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This is just too cute.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2020, 07:37:25 AM
De drawin'!
Now it dun! /me proudly holds up the drawing
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326136547881779203/752412410022985774/THE_FLOWERS_2.jpg)
Now, isn't that adorable.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 08, 2020, 01:11:35 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 08, 2020, 12:27:45 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 10:47:50 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2020, 08:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 07, 2020, 04:40:40 PM
Lass it's beautiful! I love it, thank you again!
/me squeaks and hugs Corn
I luve you! :3
*Pats Lass on the head and hugs back* Love you too, kiddo.
I donna get da f'owas!
XD You are indeed.
What cula f'owas we donna get?
Uh, red roses are good. Yeah. We both like those.
/me runs off to get roses
Aw, I thought I was planning the wedding!
LET'S MAKE SOME CAKE, Y'ALL!
*Begins collecting mice hides*
Everyone else at Redwall: O_O
A sprinkle of mole would go in there nicely as well... Anyone seen Foremole?
*Brings in a bunch of flowers that look like skeletal hands* Will this do?
*THROWS GIANT PINK FLOWERS EVERYWHERE!!!*
*Gets trapped in a giant corpse flower* I suppose we'll have to use this one...
Yeah, I think so... *Scoots away* Honestly, y'all are weird. Thankfully none of the weirdness has rubbed off on me. *Continues searching for mole and mouse hides, whilst skipping and gargling with soup water*
@Sebias of Redwall You forgot the dumpster juice
In a wedding thread?
No wedding venue is complete without self-serve Dumpster Juice™ dumpsters.
I agree.
So we will have three cakes...
This one
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And this one
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I was wondering how long it'd be before things got weird.
That first cake is actually pretty dope, though. Niiiice.
I like the third one, but it doesn't look edible.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 10, 2020, 03:25:51 AM
I was wondering how long it'd be before things got weird.
You appointed my alternate personalities/ghosts as
bridesmaids. What do you expect?
Yeah, I was thinking the same.
Honestly, as far as the cakes go, the third one looks like it could be really delicious. The other two look nice, but I'm not a huge fan of fondant.
*Shows up fashionably late* The wedding may start now.
Wait! We still need to plan!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 05:20:07 PM
*Shows up fashionably late* The wedding may start now.
Kade, it's the bride's job to show up late.
I just noticed. . . this thread was not started by either Keva or Sebias. IS IT ABIDING BY THE LAWS OF SHIPPING AND PAIRING? IS IT LEGALLY SANCTIONED BY THE SHIPPING COMMITTEE?
Probably not, but it's adorable.
It's always strange when the people being shipped actually support the ship. Just weird, man.
That was my reaction until Lassie posted that drawing.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 05:11:23 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 05:20:07 PM
*Shows up fashionably late* The wedding may start now.
Kade, it's the bride's job to show up late.
*Is wearing a long, flowing white dress.* Hmmm?
I don't care what you're wearing, you try strolling down the aisle come the time and it won't be my lips doin' the kissin'.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 11, 2020, 05:50:15 AM
It's always strange when the people being shipped actually support the ship. Just weird, man.
I mean, we've been in on this one for..... awhile ;)
:laugh: I don't think that's a requirement in the Cellars. I know I didn't kiss anybeast at my wedding.
Am I not allowed to just feel pretty? Y'all is rude.
*goes on tiptoes to pat Kade on the head* You're allowed to feel pretty, don't worry.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 09:30:33 AM
:laugh: I don't think that's a requirement in the Cellars. I know I didn't kiss anybeast at my wedding.
Mm, maybe not, but you kissed Kade at other beasts' weddings.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 12, 2020, 02:34:07 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 09:30:33 AM
:laugh: I don't think that's a requirement in the Cellars. I know I didn't kiss anybeast at my wedding.
Mm, maybe not, but you kissed Kade at other beasts' weddings.
(StrongCoincidence.)
Hm, yes.
(Ebby's gonna kiiiiill meeee)
I actually know which page to check for that.
*is gone* (See you soon, Lass! >:D)
(Oh you're going down, sister!)
(I'll see if your little waterbender can come too!)
(This'll be fuuunnnn! Gotta do it away from Mist though, she'll pour water on us....)
(POUR)
(Mist?)
(Chiiiiiiiill)
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 12, 2020, 04:58:37 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 11, 2020, 07:53:29 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 11, 2020, 05:11:23 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 05:20:07 PM
*Shows up fashionably late* The wedding may start now.
Kade, it's the bride's job to show up late.
*Is wearing a long, flowing white dress.* Hmmm?
Yas queen.
^-^
Um, dear? The planning seems to have gone slightly awry, what do?
/me runs in with roses she earnt my singing
Lady Cornf'owa! I got da f'owas!
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 14, 2020, 12:01:28 AM
Um, dear? The planning seems to have gone slightly awry, what do?
I.... Don't really know, honey. Should we just go ahead and have the ceremony? We have the flowers and cake. What more do we need, really?
A random attack by miscellaneous monsters?
No thank you, I'm perfectly good without.
I now pinnouce you Swiggle and wife! You may mow kiss de b'ide!
No, no, Lassie. You have to ask them questions about loving each other first.
Oh....But we kno' dey do! Look at deir eyeses!
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She has a point.
... True.
-Luv. /me giggles and pushes
@Dannflower Reguba to
@Cornflower MM
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 11, 2020, 05:28:50 AM
I just noticed. . . this thread was not started by either Keva or Sebias. IS IT ABIDING BY THE LAWS OF SHIPPING AND PAIRING? IS IT LEGALLY SANCTIONED BY THE SHIPPING COMMITTEE?
^-^
I've talked with the Shipping Council. We've decided to put our support behind it under the condition that the thread name be changed to "The Wedding of Darnflower" or "The Wedding of Darnflower Reguba."
*Waves cheerily to Dann as he is pushed* Hi honey!
Awwww. But I like the name as it is now. Darnflower's fun too though. Or Cannflower? Both are sufficiently derpy.
Well, as long as it's official...
*Sweeps Corn off her feet*
Well, they're waiting dear, shall we?
*Can't stop smiling*
@Keva Strongbow do ya want to preform the ceremony? *Glares at the two lovebirds* Not quite yet, dear children. :laugh:
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 07:09:23 PM
Well, as long as it's official...
*Sweeps Corn off her feet*
Well, they're waiting dear, shall we?
*Can't stop smiling*
*squeaks and clasps paws behind your neck* Little warning next time'd be great. But we really shouldn't keep 'em waiting forever!
*Also can't stop smiling*
This is gonna be worse than Verdsteer.
Way worse.
*Glares back at Seb*
An' you can eat a shoe! How much longer do we have to wait? The wee lass pronounced us swiggle 'n wife!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 21, 2020, 07:19:00 PM
This is gonna be better than Verdsteer.
Way better.
Fixed.
I have decided not to turn this thread into a warzone.
Ahem. *Pulls out book* Do you, Corn, taketh Dann to be thy lawfully wedded husband? Will ye share your joys and pains with him, along with your frying pan?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2020, 07:17:16 PM
I do.
Excellent.
Now do you, Dann, taketh Corn to be your bride, to have and to hold, from this day until your last and beyond?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 07:09:23 PM
Mm-hmm. I do.
I pronounce ye man and wife. You may kiss. Or not. ;D
This entire page. :laugh:
^-^
*Looks back to Corn, big ol' smile restored*
Ya know what siwwy goose?..... Love you!
*Smooches Corn fervently*
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
There ya go.
*beams and kisses back*
Love you too, goof.
*Takes pictures from pulpit*
*wipes a nonexistent tear from my eye*
beautiful, innit?
*Looks at self* I would tend to agree, yeah. :laugh:
Oh, did you mean the couple? Indeed. Almost as beautiful as I am.
It's pretty cute, yeah.
*turns away from Dann momentarily* Seb, I will shove my shoe in your mouth, don't think I won't. *turns back*
Hmmm, perhaps we should make off and hide from the masses, or do we need to have a reception first?
Mmmm. Good question. Food's great, but you're better. What do you want to do?
You can run, but you can't hide. ;D
I was right.
I mean, as long as we can food together it should be alright, right?
True. We could steal the cake and then go get Culver's.
Oooo, they DO have pretzel bites. Though how will the reception guests feel?... Oh, is kissing allowed in Culver's? That could be a problem.
YEEESSSSSSS PRETZEL BITES. The guests can deal. .... I'm not real sure, but we can find a seat in a back corner.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2020, 07:44:53 PM
*turns away from Dann momentarily* Seb, I will shove my shoe in your mouth, don't think I won't. *turns back*
o.O
What does the shoe look like?
Big, I'll lend her one of my boots.
Okay, but we still need to bait everybeast else to the reception AND make off with the cake.
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 08:16:38 PM
Big, I'll lend her one of my boots.
What do they taste like?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 08:16:38 PM
Okay, but we still need to bait everybeast else to the reception AND make off with the cake.
That wouldn't be nice, tho.
Perfect!
Hmmmmmm. *cups paws around mouth* HEY GUYS! THE RECEPTION'S GONNA BE AT APPLEBEE'S! DANN AND I WILL MEET YOU THERE.... AND WE'LL BRING THE CAKE!
Ooh! Let's all go over there, chaps! *Begins packing socks*
Suh-weet! *Takes the cake to Applebee's.*
Mm, good idea.
Imma order one of everything, except for the triple chocolate meltdown. I'm getting, like, five of those.
Ooh, I'll take the same. Care to pay for I, Father?
You get an allowance. You pay for your own stuff. Silly.
Ah, yes. *Holds up two cents* You pay handsomely, I remember. This took me twenty three years and five days to save.
You should be grateful. Back in my day, we didn't have money. We had sticks, and we had to use the sticks to beat bears and fight off bees to steal their honey just so we could survive for 30 minutes. Kids these days are so entitled.
/me dances around with her little flower basket
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 07:25:00 PM
Ahem. *Pulls out book* Do you, Corn, taketh Dann to be thy lawfully wedded husband? Will ye share your joys and pains with him, along with your frying pan?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2020, 07:17:16 PM
I do.
Excellent.
Now do you, Dann, taketh Corn to be your bride, to have and to hold, from this day until your last and beyond?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 07:09:23 PM
Mm-hmm. I do.
I pronounce ye man and wife. You may kiss. Or not. ;D
I liked Lassie's ceremony better.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 21, 2020, 08:51:50 PM
Suh-weet! *Takes the cake to Applebee's.*
*Looks at Dann sadly* ..... They took the cake. I wonder if I can sneak in and steal the cake without them noticing.
O_O...they actually kissed each other.
That we did. I'd happily do it again.
Why?
*Blinks* Because it's canon? Like actually canon?
Lass was right then. Cornie does have a boyfriend.
Corn's bein' a butt and telling me that I'm the one that needs to tell you that it's complicated.
We COULD just get a new cake dear.
Y'know, newly weds aren't supposed to call each other butts.
*Nods* Yes, complicated.
.... We could do that, indeed, and I think I would be very fine with that, honey. OFF WE GO!
Also maybe NORMAL newly weds aren't, but I don't think we're normal.
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 22, 2020, 02:48:13 AM
Corn's bein' a butt and telling me that I'm the one that needs to tell you that it's complicated.
We COULD just get a new cake dear.
Dis post funnay!
Yer FACE!
*Slaps his face*
/me is horrified
O.O
*covers Infant Lass' eyes* Shame on you, Scott! No violence in front of the small child.
....Ok....
/me tries to pull Ebby's paws away from her eyes
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 21, 2020, 10:49:47 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 07:25:00 PM
Ahem. *Pulls out book* Do you, Corn, taketh Dann to be thy lawfully wedded husband? Will ye share your joys and pains with him, along with your frying pan?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2020, 07:17:16 PM
I do.
Excellent.
Now do you, Dann, taketh Corn to be your bride, to have and to hold, from this day until your last and beyond?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 21, 2020, 07:09:23 PM
Mm-hmm. I do.
I pronounce ye man and wife. You may kiss. Or not. ;D
I liked Lassie's ceremony better.
Which one was that? I should compile them all together.