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Title: Zombie Plans
Post by: DanielofRedwall on January 24, 2012, 01:48:56 AM
It's inevitable. Someday, the planet will be taken over by zombies. So, to be prepared, people need a zombie plan. That is, a plan to deal with the zombies.

Here are my zombie plans:

1. Plant plants which fire stuff, because if Plants vs Zombies has taught me anything, it is that plants can fight zombies easily.

2. Move to far-north Canada. Zombies can't stand the snow.


What are your zombie plans?
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Taggerung_of_Redwall on January 24, 2012, 02:04:36 AM
3. Craft dispensers and surround base
4. Mine diamond and craft with it.
5. Oh wait...
This didn't mean minecraft
*whistles nonconchantly and walks out of topic*
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Bragoon on January 24, 2012, 02:05:48 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1327370602&sr=1-1
This is my zombie plan.  

It sure will be convenient that I know Russian for when I move to Russia to hide in the tundra from the zombies.  Mr. Brooks says that snowy terrain makes good cover (for both you and zombies, unfortunately), and that there aren't many people around to be infected and spread the epidemic.  


(Note that an editorial listed on the Amazon listing for that book is incorrect - it states that Mel Brooks wrote it, but it was actually Max Brooks, who is, in fact, a different person.)
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: eualaia on January 24, 2012, 04:02:17 AM
1: buy shotgun
2: get grenades
3: fight


XD
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on January 24, 2012, 08:56:35 AM
Nah, I don't believe there are zombies.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: DanielofRedwall on January 24, 2012, 10:27:26 AM
Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on January 24, 2012, 08:56:35 AM
Nah, I don't believe there are zombies.
You'll be the first to go...
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Redwall Musician on January 24, 2012, 05:40:32 PM
My plan is to say DIE ZOMBIE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At0HoYJ5laY)
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: eualaia on January 24, 2012, 05:46:29 PM
fail XD
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Matthias720 on January 24, 2012, 07:43:33 PM
Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on January 24, 2012, 02:04:36 AM
3. Craft dispensers and surround base
4. Mine diamond and craft with it.
5. Oh wait...
This didn't mean minecraft
*whistles nonconchantly and walks out of topic*
That's pretty much what I was thinking. XD
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Jukka the Sling on April 20, 2017, 08:09:12 PM
*revives topic for no real reason*

First, I'd get together all the weapons I could find or make.  Then we'd probably have to go on a supply run.  Afterwards, we'd either hole up in the house we're in right now or at one of the warehouse-type buildings associated with my dad's job (he polishes granite).  We could probably drop a bunch of the huge granite slabs on the attacking hordes. ;D
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Luftwaffles on April 20, 2017, 08:14:32 PM
I'd start sharpening all pointy things in the house (there's something truly amusing about the idea of murdering with a corkscrew)!
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Andy on April 20, 2017, 09:18:14 PM
My family and I are survivors by nature. We'd make a fortified base out of some relatively defensible location and gather what weapons and supplies we could.  I already have a decent pocket knife and some multi-tools that would be useful in any sort of survival situation, and we've always dealt with harsh circumstances in life, often living in less than ideal situations and on occasion eating expired foods. We'd start a garden (if we can't get one going before then) and scavenge what we could, and we'd be alright, methinks. So, my zombie plan is basically my regualr life plan. "Just Survive Somehow." ;)
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Groddil on April 20, 2017, 10:20:40 PM
My plan:

1. Live in Australia.

The wildlife will kill all the zombies.

Oh wait.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: The Skarzs on April 22, 2017, 02:29:20 AM
I'll go live on an island up in Alaska.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Ashleg on April 22, 2017, 03:10:13 AM
My plan:
Lock my door.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Feles on April 26, 2017, 01:12:28 AM
Foolproof.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Wylder Treejumper on April 26, 2017, 01:19:47 AM
Surround my house with running treadmills. The perfect defense.


(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MZ1-HzNV10Q/Tpcn97x9-zI/AAAAAAAAAxo/kCRtwtbUTLg/s800/zombietreadmill.jpg)
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on April 27, 2017, 12:24:40 AM
SUPLEX ALL THE ZOMBIES
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: The Skarzs on April 29, 2017, 01:59:31 AM
@Lord_Ashenwyte, do you think zombies would be a heresy needed to be cleaned by teh emprah?
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on April 29, 2017, 03:06:22 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 29, 2017, 01:59:31 AM
@Lord_Ashenwyte, do you think zombies would be a heresy needed to be cleaned by teh emprah?

Cleansed by exterminatus.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: The Skarzs on April 29, 2017, 03:25:47 AM
:P
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on April 29, 2017, 04:31:03 AM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/3-11-2015/d5mKcf.gif)
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: The Skarzs on April 29, 2017, 05:08:56 PM
Can't see it.
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: LT Sandpaw on April 29, 2017, 05:29:30 PM

Invent a zombie mind control device and take over the world....
Title: Re: Zombie Plans
Post by: Luftwaffles on April 29, 2017, 05:44:13 PM
Just let the nanotechnology solve it for you (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo).