just post terrible ways to start a conversation
1 hey do you think this is infected
2: Hey, can I have a spoonful of your ice cream?
3. I don't like your shirt...Look at mine!
4. Does this jacket make me look fat?
5. You know, once one of my friends threw a HUGE rock at my head. See, here's the scar!
I actually said something like that once.
6: Can you tell what is inside of my ear?
7 your ugly
(ugh little brother said that to my friend)
8. Do you like getting baseballs thrown at your head?
9. Can I lick your lollipop?
10. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK!!!! ::)
11 hey can i jump in your shower real quick i accidently fell in the mudd and this is the closest house
12. You know, I really don't think your hair style goes with your outfit
13 holy cow man where did u get that ugly shirt halloween isnt for months now
14. I need to go to the bathroom.
15. Hi my name is __________, Whats yours? My fav color is red.Whats yours? I love ponys. What do you love?????
*In a super speedy voice*
16.Hi I love trees
17.Nice weather huh?
18.*looks in purse* got enouh air in there? *looks back at person*OK now what was your name again?
19.Hi, you have something hanging out of your nose.
20.Do you like mussles???????
;D ;D ;D
21. uuuuhhhh.............m--m-my-y-my..... na-a-me-nam-n-n-name.....--i---i-s-i-is-is... uuuuhhhhh *gulp*
22. That shirt you're wearing looks like mine.
Quote from: danflorreguba on March 26, 2012, 10:47:44 PM
21. uuuuhhhh.............m--m-my-y-my..... na-a-me-nam-n-n-name.....--i---i-s-i-is-is... uuuuhhhhh *gulp*
Unfortunately I sometimes fall in to this convo starter. Depending on whom I'm talking to.
23. Hi, today's my birthday!
(Every kid before the age of six)
24. I got new socks, and I love them so much that I've been wearing them for a week. Wanna see?
25.
Icanrunandjumpandclimbandswimanddolottastuffs! (Dibbun) ;D
26. Oh, that's your new haircut? I thoguht a spider was on your head.
why is there a wart on your nose?
28 ;D ;D is that realy what u are wearing
29: That's some mole!
Whats that thing growing on your face? :-X
31. Oh! I haven't seen you in forever :-*... oops!! heh heh. wrong person.
I have done this one:
32. "Pass me a napkin, child." said Musician
"I have a name you know!" said random boy.
"You point is?"
33 hey man.I'm a girl!
34. Hola!
35: *gives NCIS Gibbs-style head slap* You just did something stupid.
36 shouts play that funky music white boy
?
I actually used the:hey man, im a girl! Before. Now that was an akwerd convertiation...
37. HiGoodbye!
38. Wow, that's a HUGE birthmark!
39. What's with the eye patch?
Quote from: Primrosewarrior on March 30, 2012, 02:41:29 AM
I actually used the:hey man, im a girl! Before. Now that was an akwerd convertiation...
i actualy didnt mean to wright it like that i ment like a guy says hey man then the person who he was yelling at says i'm a girl\
40 again how the heck did u get my pudding
Ooh, I love that!^
41: Hey, do you have a dollar?
42. You smell like a wet dog
43. HEY GIVE ME BACK MY BACON! THAT'S MY BACON! ...oops wrong person...
44 hey why did u throw my pudding i the toilet oh wait um never mind ;D ;D ;D
gross dude!
Wanna hear about my hygiene issues?
46 hey wanna get in my van i have candy wait no i realy do i have to much wait what dont call the police
47. :P ;D
48. Wanna see my scab?
Do you know the muffin man?
50: Hey, wanna hear my impression of a chipmunk?
I couldn't help notsing you noticing me noticing you. 8)
52: Want to see my secret freckle?
Gimme candy punk!
47. You smell like a year-old lolly! ;D
48. Excuse me Miste-- I mean Ma'am.
(on the phone with a friend) cya later noooob
How'd the surgery go? Wait. Wrong person. Sorry.
51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh :-[.... :-[.Uh never mind.
(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 16, 2012, 06:49:26 PM
51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh :-[.... :-[.Uh never mind.
(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])
I know someone pregnant who pretends they aren't and people ask her that question and gives that response. Their faces
DROP.
52. Noodles are tasty. :3
Cheese Fight!! *throw cheese in their face*
Either You need to scrub the dirt off your face, or you have a poor taste in make-up.
Quote from: Coobreedan on April 16, 2012, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 16, 2012, 06:49:26 PM
51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh :-[.... :-[.Uh never mind.
(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])
I know someone pregnant who pretends they aren't and people ask her that question and gives that response. Their faces DROP.
:o what????
*tugs on back of person's shirt* Hey mom, oh um sorry wrong person.
Quote from: Redwallfan7 on April 17, 2012, 02:17:02 AM
Either You need to scrub the dirt off your face, or you have a poor taste in make-up.
Haha! Love it! :D ;)
Haha, thanks
here's another:
Are you going to jolly well eat that hot dog, wot wot?
Excuse me, can I borrow your shorts?
Here eat this worm
hahahaha!
Ha H ha ha ha ha ha ahaahhhhhhaaaaaaa
59 hey guess how many ingrown toenails i have
*Bump*
Where hasn't Mat Lauer been, really?
60: Hey, have you read *Enter name of book here* *Start blabbing on about the book without giving the other person time to say anything* (Had this done to me before. Gods, the spoilers. . .)
61. Ask someone for directions, then when they answer, give them a piece of corn and thank them. (I actually did this yesterday. My brother and I were in a corn maze and I asked someone if they knew the way it. They said no, so I gave them the corn I was carrying around and thanked them. They were so confused ;D)
That's funny.
62. Start pumping your pants like bellows and say "Ventilation; helps with gasses."
63. Say "I was forced to come and talk to you." I have done this.
64. "You smell wonderful today! Do you mind if I smell you?" ;D
65. I think you're ugly and you have a heart that's uglier than Gollum, but if I don't talk with you I'll never get that promotion.
66. Do the roar.
67. Sniff and ask is that you who needs the deodorant or me.
68. "Hey man if you don't think Pluto is a planet I ain't gonna be your friend!"
69: You're sitting in it.
70. Have you seen a flame throwing spaniel pass this way?
71. So, how's your foot?
Okay, so there's someone at the high school I go to for a couple classes that I saw last year; they had surgery on their foot and I was genuinely curious how they were doing.
They didn't recognize me. .__.
72. "Lend me your wallet for just a few seconds."
73. You have nice ears.
74. "Your face reminds me of a Picasso."
I do believe that one takes the cake.
(I don't have anything to add though... :'( ;D)
75. What weight are you?
76. You look amazing! I almost didn't recognize you.
77. Hi, are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten-I-see.
I think that's more of a pick up line.
78. What would you do if I took your (glasses/phone/valuable personal item) and just smashed it into a million pieces?
(Probably go full Italian on you.)
79. So, me versus you, the ultimate duel. I have a sword and you have a submachine gun...
80. What would happen if I hit you so hard that it knocked you out?
Spoiler
Quote from: Delthion on October 17, 2017, 02:45:22 AM
I do believe that one takes the cake.
(I don't have anything to add though... :'( ;D)
Thanks. ;D
81. "Woah, looks like I just stumbled in to Jurassic Park!"