Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 31, 2014, 10:14:29 PMQuote from: Soren the Warrior on December 31, 2014, 08:00:33 PMWhat elements? Most of them. For one, I'm not seeing any rubidium.Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 31, 2014, 07:34:04 PMAnd what elements? Skarz and Faiy seemed to work.
If a couple is 3, a mutual crush is only 1+1. You're missing a few key elements there.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 25, 2014, 06:17:50 PM
I still require the information on who voted for me!!Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 24, 2014, 07:46:39 PMQuote from: rusvulthesaber on December 24, 2014, 07:21:27 PMQuote from: BlueRose on December 24, 2014, 06:37:28 PMFudge flavor.Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 24, 2014, 06:29:31 PMFudge sounds good. What flavors?
Anyone wanna cookie? Fudge?
Haha. You goofball.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on January 01, 2015, 06:48:14 AM
It's not just the rubidium, either. There's no copper, tin, aluminum or zinc. How will we make keys without these key elements?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 02, 2015, 04:04:27 AMQuote from: Mask on January 02, 2015, 02:01:06 AMShut the front door! No way!
Randomly: I have a name. And it's a girl's name, too.
Quote from: Matthias720 on March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM
Example:
Person 1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Person 2: Granted. You now have a million dollars of Monopoly money.
I wish for world peace.
Person 3: Granted, but the peace only lasts five seconds.
I wish I could fly.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 24, 2014, 07:58:12 PM
OK, lets try to use the MAGIC SWORD OF AWESOME DEATH without awkwardness.
*examines sword*
Oh. The MAGIC SWORD OF AWKWARD DEATH. That explains a lot.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on December 29, 2013, 07:54:34 PMQuote from: rachel25 on December 29, 2013, 07:49:19 PMYeah. He's blue. Very blue. Bluer than ever before. He's so blue, you couldn't tell he was there if you shrunk him and put him inside a blue flower.
BadgerlordFiredrake has been on here for years. He's true, and blue.
Quote from: Delthion on February 23, 2015, 03:37:37 AM
Well, it can make people feel bad, because you're so nice, it makes people want to pay you a compliment, but then they feel awkward doing that and then they feel bad because they didn't pay you a compliment and this is a very long run-on sentence.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 27, 2015, 10:49:35 PM
This is a strange experience, one I shall tell my Grandchildren when they ask:
Grandkid: *Squeaky voice* Grandma Russa, tell us more about your crazy forum adventures!
Me: Oh, all right. One more story, but after that you must go to bed.
Grandkid: *Squeaky voice* Okay.
Me: I was once shipped, it was a strange experience. The end. Now go to bed.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 28, 2015, 03:23:13 PM
Ouch, *Takes hat off head* Poor sole, we will miss him dearly. In the meantime
FIRST COME'S LOVE!
THEN COME'S MARRIAGE!
THEN COME'S THE BABy IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!
Quote from: PluggFiretail on December 21, 2014, 03:45:04 AMQuote from: Mask on December 21, 2014, 03:25:30 AMI honestly don't know. He probably fell off a cliff or something. :P
Where is PyuggFiretai!?
Quote from: Delthion on March 01, 2015, 03:29:39 PMFunny quote right there.
Yay! A post of mine is in the funny posts thread! (It was only a matter of time.) ;D ;D
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 02, 2015, 12:14:18 AMQuote from: BlueRose on March 01, 2015, 11:28:42 PMAre you sure invincible is the correct word here?Quote from: Faiyloe on March 01, 2015, 10:58:52 PMQuote from: BlueRose on March 01, 2015, 08:52:17 PM
Faiy, dearest, you know very well by now that I'm absolutely invincible, so your threats are pointless.
No one is invincible. No matter what they say everyone has a weakness. Some are just harder to find than others.
So you say, but I am firmly convinced that I'm invincible. Rar. I'm a T-rex.
Quote from: Skyblade on February 19, 2015, 04:51:30 AM
Hi...um...
*looks around*
*reads a book*
Quote from: Delthion on February 19, 2015, 04:59:56 AM
*Walks in, blizzard like conditions follow. Stomps snow off of boots, snow soaks Skye's book and ruins it.*
Quote from: Banya on February 19, 2015, 05:35:21 AM
*Banya tries to save Sky's book by holding it above the fire to dry, but the pages catch fire*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 19, 2015, 04:51:58 PM
*watches in amusement *
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 20, 2015, 03:23:18 AM
*Watches in more amusement than Soren will ever have*
8)
Quote from: Banya on February 20, 2015, 07:43:03 AM
*wildly waving Sky's flaming novel*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 20, 2015, 01:01:48 PM
*smacks Banya with a cupcake because reasons*
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 20, 2015, 10:11:39 PM
*Walks up to everyone, holding a box* Anyone want cupcakes?
Quote from: Banya on February 20, 2015, 10:52:33 PM^this whole event is hilarious.
*runs outside, yelling, and plunges Sky's book into the snow*
*runs in from the cold and apologetically hands Sky her soggy, ashy paperback*
*pulls crumbly bits of cupcake and frosting from hair and glares around the room, looking for Soren*
Thanks Lady Amber, but I've already got one.
Quote from: Mhera on March 02, 2015, 08:06:25 PM
You can't resist dumpster juice.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 16, 2015, 05:14:52 AMDon't Kill Me
I think that Delthion is actually 15 or 16 and just made his age 13 so we would all think he's normal for his age. ;D[close]
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 10, 2015, 02:15:20 AM
*Twitch* So....anybody.....want...to, uh.......eat pears......?
Quote from: BlueRose on March 03, 2015, 03:27:11 AMThis one made me laugh, really hard on the inside. Smile real big on the outside.
Ooohhh. That's cool. I thought it was Leak Detection System. Silly me.
Quote from: Mask on January 13, 2015, 07:51:35 PMQuote from: Soren the Warrior on January 13, 2015, 07:46:55 PM
WAIT, THERE ARE OTHER FORUMS?? ;)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 27, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
We are sorry, this information is no longer in our databases. As such, it is no longer accessible. To retry your search, press 1. To refine your search, press 2. To speak with the database manager, press 3. To go laugh maniacally, press 4.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 05, 2015, 05:54:08 PM
1. Food
2. Food
3.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 05, 2015, 06:31:42 PM
Lets Conk some toads! *Crazy Eighty's music*
Quote from: Mhera on March 05, 2015, 03:36:42 AM
*twitch*
Let's twitch our way to a new page...
*twitch*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 06, 2015, 01:49:05 AMQuote from: Soren the Warrior on March 04, 2015, 04:54:18 AM
Hers a question that deserves our attention: IS THIS THING REAL?!?!?!!?!
(It is, actually. It's a weasel riding a woodpecker. And it's the real deal according to the Verge.)
Information on ziz iz reztricted until zuch toime az ve feel it necezzary tae dizcloze. Pleaze be patient or gae boil yer 'ead, vhiche'er zeem tae come tae ye firzt. Zank ye.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 05, 2015, 10:30:16 PM
Me when you guys start talking LOTR:
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 07, 2015, 03:32:37 AM
Jukka, you better go mourn over his body.
Quote from: Matthias720 on November 06, 2011, 06:20:39 PM
*tries not to stand out by standing in the middle of the room*
*fails miserably*
Quote from: Lily on November 14, 2011, 11:51:14 PM
*reads topic*
*types out a long post*
*deletes post*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 07, 2015, 05:36:58 AMYay, I made it in here! ;DQuote from: Lady Amber on March 07, 2015, 03:32:37 AM
Jukka, you better go mourn over his body.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 07, 2015, 07:27:56 PMThis was awesome as well.Skarzs and Faiyloe sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
Skarzs and Faiyloe sitting on a bench. Skarzs goes crazy, and chews on a wrench.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 08, 2015, 01:15:48 AM
*Levitates*
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 08, 2015, 02:26:59 AMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on March 08, 2015, 01:15:48 AM
*Levitates*
How are you doing that?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 08, 2015, 03:43:29 AM
I went to levitation school.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 08, 2015, 02:26:59 AMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on March 08, 2015, 01:15:48 AM
*Levitates*
How are you doing that?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 08, 2015, 03:43:29 AM
I went to levitation school.
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 08, 2015, 04:03:53 AM
I think that is illegal. *Russa falls to the ground*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 08, 2015, 04:05:06 AM
Ouch.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 09, 2015, 01:12:26 AMThis was absolutely hillarious!!!
Most likely to have a dream about Jukka shooting arrow like Legolas, then both will ride Eagles into the sunset.
Quote from: Delthion on March 09, 2015, 01:32:24 AM
Most likely to be a panda on Halloween.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 09, 2015, 01:31:59 AM*Dissolves into laughter*Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 09, 2015, 01:12:26 AMThis was absolutely hillarious!!!
Most likely to have a dream about Jukka shooting arrow like Legolas, then both will ride Eagles into the sunset.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 09, 2015, 02:34:07 AM
Most likely to have a dream about Del shooting arrows like Legolas, with his long, golden locks flowing in the wind while he drops the Ring into Mt. Doom. He then winks at you, and you faint as the volcano erupts, but he takes you, and jumps on an eagle and both of you rule Middle-Earth together.
Quote from: Delthion on March 09, 2015, 02:35:19 AMI have no idea what that means, but I'm sure it's funny.Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 09, 2015, 02:34:07 AM
Most likely to have a dream about Del shooting arrows like Legolas, with his long, golden locks flowing in the wind while he drops the Ring into Mt. Doom. He then winks at you, and you faint as the volcano erupts, but he takes you, and jumps on an eagle and both of you rule Middle-Earth together.
*Falls into helpless laughter.*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 09, 2015, 01:38:35 PMIz swooped in for the kill with this:
*Sings in scratchy ear piercing low awesome voice*
Caaaan you feeeeel the looooove tonight?
Something something innnnnngg yaaaa!
Oooh terrible solo tiiiiii ii iiiime.
The lovers do, some crazy stuuuuuuff.
I wish I knew more woooooooords.
But can't you feeeeel its tiiiiiime?
Caaaaan You feeeeel the looooooove tonight?
*CLANG*
Ow :(
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on March 09, 2015, 11:50:07 PM
Well... At least you're not a monotype.
(I'm not sure what that actually means... Monotype? I dunno.)
Quote from: Izeroth on March 10, 2015, 12:39:12 AMI thought this was really funny too:
According to wikipedia, it's a method of printing.
Quote from: The Mask on March 11, 2015, 10:59:01 AM
I didn't need to sleep tonight or anything Soren. :o :P
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 05:31:52 PM
#goodpoint
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:32:28 PM
#iknow
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 05:32:42 PM
#totally
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:33:04 PM
#sup
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 05:33:21 PM
#thesky
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 26, 2014, 05:33:41 PM
#theair
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 05:34:29 PM
#theplanets
Quote from: FloweringStar on August 26, 2014, 05:39:06 PM
Rosie.
Have we discussed this?
Quote from: BlueRose on August 26, 2014, 06:23:19 PM
Sorrreeeeeee......
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 14, 2015, 12:27:35 AMQuote from: Izeroth on March 14, 2015, 12:21:50 AMAnd I'm guessing you're pretty bad at grammar, too?
I'm pretty bad at math, but I well at history.
(;D)
Quote from: Skyblade on March 07, 2015, 04:04:42 PM
Do you want to be put in The Machine? ;D
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7502.405 (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7502.405)
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on March 07, 2015, 04:35:49 PM
Is that a pairing game, right? If so, I don't know, the only option seems to be another male, and I don't see myself doing that anytime soon :P
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 18, 2015, 04:35:16 AMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 18, 2015, 02:23:14 AMFashion, darling.
PS: Rus, why would you wear a belt over your shirt? It can't hold up your pants from there...
Quote from: Blaggut on March 20, 2015, 03:11:51 PM
Also, reconsider the bad stuff outa this.
Quote from: Izeroth on March 12, 2015, 12:39:57 AM
HearaLot was not a real insurance company, and was actually just another one of Irozeth's fiendish plots.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 17, 2015, 04:53:10 PM
Then a whistleblower blew the whistle on HearaLot.
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 04:54:05 PM
The a Whistling Gypsy came over the hill and down to the valley so shady.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 17, 2015, 07:05:21 PM
But the insurance company kidnapped the gypsy and brought him to their boss.
Quote from: Izeroth on March 17, 2015, 07:20:35 PM
Irozeth ordered him to be cryogenically frozen, thawed, and then frozen once more.
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 07:24:03 PM
Then he broke free. "And he won the heart of a laaaaadyy." (It's from a song called the Whistling Gypsy. ;D)
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 06:01:22 PM
The lady he won the heart of happened to be Medusa.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 21, 2015, 07:20:06 PM
Thus, you can guess what happened as soon as he stared lovingly into her eyes.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 21, 2015, 08:18:59 PM
But because his blood had been frozen then unfrozen then frozen again then unfrozen once again he was immune to her power.
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 21, 2015, 08:39:41 PM
They then eloped to the Lonely Mountain.
Quote from: BlueRose on March 24, 2015, 01:15:08 AM
Not crazy, CANON
Quote from: Morgazath on March 24, 2015, 01:16:22 AM
I don't even know what that MEANS!!!
Quote from: Delthion on March 24, 2015, 02:27:55 AMQuote from: Delthion on March 23, 2015, 04:21:18 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 24, 2015, 02:53:37 AM
Delthion Everyone! Giving us explanations none other can match!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 08, 2015, 11:00:42 PMQuote from: Rainshadow on March 08, 2015, 10:56:24 PMFor some odd reason, it doesn't seem so adorable if it's my murder.
Awww, they're even planning a murder together! How adorable, you two! :D
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 24, 2015, 09:06:29 PM
The subject of posts has gone from "Did you prank vote me" to "what do you like more-the owl in the hat, or the internet?"
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 13, 2015, 09:15:37 PMQuote from: Banya on February 13, 2015, 06:44:47 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on February 13, 2015, 04:44:46 PMSecond, I don't usually poke around on people's profiles for information.
Just Abbess Mhera's, apparently. ;)
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 25, 2015, 08:14:24 PM
OH! look what I found in the back closet! Seal blubber! lots and lots of seal blubber! ;D :P Eww that is actually kind of gross...
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 25, 2015, 08:28:39 PM
Oh, yeah. . . I once had a skin condition and needed it. Unfortunately the shipping company doesn't know how to count, so I was left with. . . excessive excess.
Quote from: PluggFiretailI flung the door open to find Izeroth filming the plane going down, shouting something about how many views it would get.
Quote from: LT SandpawOnce we got on Sky insisted we all get tickets for some reason even though it was our own aircraft.
Quote from: PluggFiretailApparently, Sage unplugged some of the wires from the plane and were using them to power his Xbox.
Quote from: Soren the WarriorAnd Sand didn't break their neck to protect us, he was angry.
He was yelling at the Porkzolli, saying "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME SLOP NOSE??! NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!! FEEL MY WRATH YOU WORTHLESS PEICE OF BACON!!"
If it wasn't for Sands anger issues and bad connections, the mission. Wouldn't have fizzled out.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2015, 02:43:56 AM
*Doorbell tae Inzane Azylum rin'z*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 30, 2015, 02:52:31 AM
Halllooooooo?
Quote from: Izeroth on March 30, 2015, 02:57:45 AM
Don't answer that. It could be a trap.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2015, 03:07:20 AM
*A random note iz played* *Ze door openz*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 30, 2015, 03:54:35 AM
Quote from: Delthion on February 21, 2015, 05:02:44 AM
Was it bad that I was 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Quote from: IzerothWe went to guide-mart to get it, but we were asked to leave because Tam started a fight with one of the clerks. I think it was over whether tomatoes are a fruit or not.
Quote from: James Gryphon"When we got in (Izeroth insisted we eat in, even though I had pointed out that the drive-thru would be quicker), Tam and Izeroth pushed ahead of me and got their orders in first. In the process of doing so, they bothered the clerk so badly that she went to the back to have a good cry, and sent the emergency service robot out to take her place. Tam told the robot that I was blind, and needed the menu read to me, in fifteen different languages, to make sure I understood. I protested, but the robot had already started, and couldn't be stopped. When it was done, I knew that we were going to be too late for me to get anything much less eat it, and suggested they just finish up and we go, but Izeroth said, "Oh no, far be it from me to starve a friend, I'm not like that, unlike some people I know...", and insisted that we stay and I eat until I was full, no matter how long it took. Then Tam said I needed to get something with tomatoes, and asked the robot to read the menu all over again, so I could get a "true tomato treat". I proposed something, but Izeroth said that it wasn't enough food. By the time I was able to find something that both Tam and Izeroth were okay with me eating, the Guides-R-Us had closed."
Quote from: Tam and MartinIzeroth said we should go back to your chamber so I put on a headset and listened and listened to the "Store opening" Station to see if there is a new guides store opening. As I was listening to it, James and Izzy turned on "How to overthrow an Overlord". I didn't take any part in it.
Quote from: SkybladeI went back to the plane to notify the others, and found that the pilot we had been assigned was killed.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2015, 02:17:50 AM
I think Sam wants us to read him another story.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 01, 2015, 02:27:35 AM
Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer!
*Ahem*
Once there was a kingdom full of death, destruction, and darkness. It was ruled by an evil overlord named Morgue, who enjoyed torturing people by feeding them fermented cod liver oil. All the normal food they had to eat was carrots and lembas bread.
Every day the common people were forced to work in Morgue's cod factory, making more cod liver oil. Despite their constant consumption of cod liver oil, they were sadly lacking in vitamin D since the sun never shone properly. Their existence was a sad and cruel one.
Nothing good ever happened to them. Ever. (Except for one day when a random girl invented Twizzlers.)
And that is the sad story of the downtrodden and oppressed people of Morgue's kingdom.
Do you like this one better, Sam?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2015, 02:43:35 AM
Give the poor child some proper literature!
There was once a small town in England named Bunnyville. In the Bunnyville there lived a small boy named Charlie. Charlie had a terrible secret, he was a...........vampire. Every night he snuck out of his little house and sucked people's blood. He never had to fear burning up in the sun, for the sun rarely shines in England.
Charlie the Vampire eventually married someone named Flo, and they lived out the rest of their days in Bunnyville.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 13, 2015, 01:46:47 AM
I saw her come in, but I was sorta busy and a little too nervous to talk. I waited until later, and I was talking with some friends of mine. So we were talking and she sorta slowly approached. So I basically blew my friend off, (he understands), and talked with her. I asked her about something that she did last week, and she was nice and it was went well. Then I thought the conversation was over, so I sorta turned away. Then she tapped my shoulder and and said one of my nicknames, and she wanted me to get something for her, so I did and it was nice. She used my nickname, it would be like saying "Soren", but a nickname would be "Sor". So I was happy about that. Then later she said bye when I was leaving, so it was cool. :D
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 13, 2015, 05:55:33 AM
The friend I was with figured it out. His face, basically:
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 24, 2011, 06:06:18 PM
Contrary to common claims, a peach is in fact a citrus.
It is said that characteristics of citrus fruits is that they are sour, and that they have many seeds, rather than just one, and that they are divided into segments, and that somehow this prohibits the peach from qualifying as a citrus. However, think about this: Oranges, grapefruits, lemons, etc. do not sell as well and are not as popular as peaches. Thus, it stands to reason that they would be prejudiced against the common peach and try to invent excuses to keep it from getting into the roster. This is not at all a scientific motivation; rather it is clearly part of a conspiracy against peaches.
We know that the peach is a citrus fruit because it is juicy. As my good friends the Yeti, Bigfoot, and the Loch Ness Monster can attest, "Cit" is the ancient Atlantean word for "water", and "rus" means "full of". Thus, "citrus" means "full of water".
We see this is accurate because neither apples nor bananas are citrus fruits, and they aren't full of water. Peaches, like oranges and watermelons, are both.
Hence, yes, the peach clearly is a citrus fruit.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on April 18, 2015, 06:28:34 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on April 18, 2015, 06:20:46 PM
Our dog has been a fat lazy lump in the corner for three years. That freaking American pig-dog (bulldog) is never going to die. -_-
If it's been in the corner for three years, it might be dead.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 19, 2015, 02:01:17 AM
*Crashes threw the roof creating a gaping hole and lands in the couch* *Poses* Tada! *lookes up at the roof* Sorry about that... do not try and fly an eagle...no matter what LOTR says, it is not possible. So, whats up?
Quote from: TibbyBIC: Indeed, as everybody says, I am the expert of airplane mites. As a matter of fact, they are so ugly I chose to hide them from Soren because he might overreact to the sight of them. Alas, he did see them, and as a result he threw cantaloupes at us all.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 28, 2015, 11:41:02 PM
True enough. I still managed to turn him insane and manipulate him into killing his soulmate. I can also render him a helpless kitten by activating fears or replaying bad memories in his brain. The power is quite frankly delicious. And while I don't have the opportunity to rule the universe anymore, being able to emotionally destroy my archenemy is almost worth it.
Shut up
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 28, 2015, 11:44:29 PM
I Am Taller.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 28, 2015, 11:16:08 PM
lolz i <3 harry styles lolz lolz rofl
Quote from: Mhera on April 28, 2015, 11:19:31 PM
i thot u wer in2 matt damon!?! lolz
Quote from: James Gryphon on April 28, 2015, 11:20:33 PM
yah girl hes lik ur hubby lolz...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on April 28, 2015, 11:22:50 PM
not anymore.........lolz......
Quote from: Mhera on April 28, 2015, 11:24:06 PM
rofl!!!!!!!!
(Literally.)
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on May 06, 2015, 12:53:16 AMQuote from: The Mask on May 05, 2015, 10:51:27 PM
Every time i see the thread name i think 'My Little Brony.'
You cannot be serious.
Quote from: James Gryphon on May 10, 2015, 04:15:47 AMQuote from: Soren the Warrior on May 10, 2015, 04:05:04 AMAlpha One: Mission critical craft, under attack!
Do you got bae?
Alpha One: Mission critical craft, shields down!
Alpha One: Mission critical craft, hull condition critical.
Alpha One: Mission critical craft... destroyed.
Abort mission. Mission a failure.
The Habeen freighters have fallen prey to the Nharwaak. Admiral Zaarin is very upset. Keep a low profile on your return.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on May 10, 2015, 04:17:10 AM
He's got bae.
Quote from: Wot, wot! on June 17, 2015, 06:36:55 PM
Don't worry Soren :) I bet some day you'll be the lucky little punk :D ;)
Quote from: James Gryphon on July 14, 2015, 05:50:46 AM
Just last night. I love her cold nose and soft fur.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on July 14, 2015, 05:52:20 AM
When was the last time you hugged your crush?
Sorry James, just couldn't resist.
Quote from: Skyblade on August 04, 2015, 06:03:25 PM
Do you have an alternate personality/insane counterpart?
Quote from: Mhera on August 04, 2015, 06:12:10 PM
Who do you think has been posting this whole time?
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2015, 04:51:36 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on August 01, 2015, 05:23:14 PMGood food and guinea pigs?
Trying to decide between Europe and South America. You'd never guess why. :P
Quote from: Banya on August 02, 2015, 10:03:41 PM
Jet and Sierra?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 20, 2015, 04:40:23 AMQuote from: James Gryphon on April 20, 2015, 03:47:01 AMDelka is a mythical beast, that hides in 40 year old's closets and smells like mothballs. It's a cross between a squirrel and an Irishman. With a little shaggy dog thrown in. Terrifying, I know, but it doesn't like the light and finds alternative rock music uninteresting. I realize that these things, especially the last one, are hard to comprehend, but when you look in your closet only to be dragged around and eaten by a crazy squirrel/Irish dude/dog, you will understand.
Who or what is Delka?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 04, 2015, 06:14:18 PMI was gonna make a topic shipping Banya and Siera, but decided against it. Good thing too.Quote from: Skyblade on August 04, 2015, 06:03:25 PM
Do you have an alternate personality/insane counterpart?Quote from: Mhera on August 04, 2015, 06:12:10 PM
Who do you think has been posting this whole time?
Edit: and this:Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2015, 04:51:36 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on August 01, 2015, 05:23:14 PMGood food and guinea pigs?
Trying to decide between Europe and South America. You'd never guess why. :PQuote from: Banya on August 02, 2015, 10:03:41 PM
Jet and Sierra?
Quote from: Skyblade on August 18, 2015, 02:53:38 AMThis is funny because PluggBlade.Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 18, 2015, 12:17:18 AM
Man Sage, I really brought the hammer down on Plugg here. Glad to know I voted right this time.
Great work, Gonff :)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 04, 2015, 06:14:18 PMQuote from: Skyblade on August 04, 2015, 06:03:25 PM
Do you have an alternate personality/insane counterpart?Quote from: Mhera on August 04, 2015, 06:12:10 PM
Who do you think has been posting this whole time?
Edit: and this:Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2015, 04:51:36 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on August 01, 2015, 05:23:14 PMGood food and guinea pigs?
Trying to decide between Europe and South America. You'd never guess why. :PQuote from: Banya on August 02, 2015, 10:03:41 PM
Jet and Sierra?
Quote from: Delthion on August 18, 2015, 05:51:55 PM
I know...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 18, 2015, 04:00:48 PMQuote from: Soren the Warrior on August 04, 2015, 06:14:18 PMQuote from: Skyblade on August 04, 2015, 06:03:25 PM
Do you have an alternate personality/insane counterpart?Quote from: Mhera on August 04, 2015, 06:12:10 PM
Who do you think has been posting this whole time?
Edit: and this:Quote from: The Skarzs on August 02, 2015, 04:51:36 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on August 01, 2015, 05:23:14 PMGood food and guinea pigs?
Trying to decide between Europe and South America. You'd never guess why. :PQuote from: Banya on August 02, 2015, 10:03:41 PM
Jet and Sierra?
Oh, hey, I never saw those. :P No, Skar. ::) Banya, you've got it right. ;D Not just Jet, but. . . . Heh heh. . . ..
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2015, 11:54:15 PMI love the life motto.Quote from: Mhera on August 11, 2015, 11:19:11 PM
If your entire life up to this point was a movie, what title would best fit? the adventers of a supper smart and buetiful girl who is awsom and smart (lolz)
What is your life motto, where did you get it from and when, and what about it resonates with you? if you dont have a fone ur as good as dead (lolz)
Favorite element of the Periodic Table? wut........y do peple ask hard kweston???????!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Mhera on August 22, 2015, 06:58:05 PMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YES I KNOW PLACES LIKE THAT!!! ;D ;D
...on a quite street in a bad neighborhood still hung over from its Friday night...
Quote from: Izeroth on March 29, 2015, 09:36:26 PM
To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the forumer to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous members
Or to take arms against a sea of guests
And by opposing end them. To leave the forum, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we really sleep
The heartache, and the thousand electric shocks
That the computer is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To leave the forum, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of leave what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this beforumed coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long membership.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of mods,
Th' Skarzs' wrong, the proud overlord's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of bad connection, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy posts,
When the computer himself might his quietus make
With a bare server? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after leaving,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No member returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus membership does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Redwall! -- Mod, in thy orisons
Be all my posts remembered.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 02, 2015, 11:09:36 PM
I did a little work on a cat and squirrel picture on Pixlr, and I am thoroughly happy with the result! It's definitely changing to my desktop picture! :D ;DWARNING: SHIP
BEFORE:
AFTER:
(http://postimg.org/image/b4x4hlkin/)
Me likey very much![close]
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 02, 2015, 11:21:11 PM
0_0
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 02, 2015, 11:25:26 PM
Shush. Don't ruin my moment. (Also, that was pretty much the only cat/squirrel picture I have in my little folder of them that wouldn't appear all crazy on my desktop. *Realizes how crazy that sounds* . . . . . Eh. I don't really care.)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 02, 2015, 11:59:48 AM
*pops the cork off a bottle of sparkling cider, "accidentally" hitting Wylder in the eye." Whoops.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 02, 2015, 03:56:44 PM
I wear glasses...
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 02, 2015, 04:01:27 PM
Then you have glass in your eye as well.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 06, 2015, 10:32:35 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on January 06, 2015, 10:22:13 PMQuote from: Jetthebinturong on January 06, 2015, 10:11:22 PM
Well this I awkward, Corn and I seem to keep missing each other. *Red cat appears on my shoulder* Greetings Morethikai, how re things
Things are just purrfect thank you. And on your end?
Awkward
Well that's purrfect too
Do you have a reason to be here?
My appearance here has no pawticular purrpose, no
I see
Ha HA! *Dances over to you* Yay, now I don't have to dance with an imaginary you. :P
Aye
Is this your prom date?
Aye
Can I BURN HER IN THE FIERY PITS OF DAS'KODOR?
WHAT? NO!
Um, I mean: Meow
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 19, 2015, 03:20:31 AMQuote from: Rainshadow on July 19, 2015, 03:03:03 AM
Fact: Me and my siblings are going to the city on Wednesdayto see a marching band
Quote from: Banya on April 20, 2015, 04:52:22 AM
Ha. My name is an object. It's not even something I can ever obtain.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on April 20, 2015, 05:01:17 AM
...I'm guessing Banya's name is Angel, Sky or Star...
Quote from: Mhera on April 20, 2015, 05:02:55 AM
...or Money, if she's like most college students ;D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 18, 2015, 02:39:39 AM
As the topic title makes obvious (I hope) this is the topic for PEACE and drinking tea/your favorite beverage, laughing, and no killing, maiming, or fighting AT ALL IS ALLOWED.
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 18, 2015, 03:12:29 AM
What are you going to do if somebody starts fighting, maiming or killing in here?
Quote from: Skyblade on September 18, 2015, 03:15:00 AM
What if my favorite drink (for others) is poison?
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 18, 2015, 03:17:42 AM
Well. That escalated quickly.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare*shoves intestine back into Ash and sews him back up*
Quote from: SkarzO_O
Quote from: Rainshadow on September 17, 2015, 10:38:51 PM
I thought it was time to include the post that nearly made me spit water all over my computer.Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 19, 2015, 03:20:31 AMQuote from: Rainshadow on July 19, 2015, 03:03:03 AM
Fact: Me and my siblings are going to the city on Wednesdayto see a marching band
Quote from: Sage*is doing something* *looks up*
I'm Sage, the awesome comedy writer, Star Wars fan, mediocre Star Trek fan, Mafia narrator (and good at it), Marvel nut, and tried-but-failed artist. Nice t'meet ya.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 25, 2015, 12:54:50 AMQuote from: Rainshadow on September 17, 2015, 10:38:51 PM
I thought it was time to include the post that nearly made me spit water all over my computer.Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 19, 2015, 03:20:31 AMQuote from: Rainshadow on July 19, 2015, 03:03:03 AM
Fact: Me and my siblings are going to the city on Wednesdayto see a marching band
Call me crazy ( ;D) but how exactly is that funny?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on September 29, 2015, 12:05:10 AM
Soren and Russa:
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 03, 2015, 11:23:00 PM
I need to cut my finger nails.
Quote from: Mhera on October 03, 2015, 11:28:35 PM
You sure? Someone just set the world record for having the longest nails at *Googles* about thirty feet. The guy said he hasn't cut his nails since 1952, so if you start now you could have the record by 2079 :D
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 04, 2015, 03:03:55 PM
I'd rather not.
Quote from: Mhera on October 04, 2015, 03:35:08 PM
But you could be famous!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on October 04, 2015, 03:49:34 PMThis ordeal.
Think of the glory! The notoriety! All the keratin you can donate when you die because you won't fit in the casket and they have to clip your nails! THINK OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WIGS!!!!
Quote from: Rainshadow on October 12, 2015, 06:45:07 PMQuote from: Vilu Daskar on October 12, 2015, 05:20:46 PM
What is with all these weird band names.
...
*Slowly hides Owl City merchandise*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 12, 2015, 08:16:27 PM
We aren't fighting yet, just deciding whether to use swords or guns.
Quote from: Osu on November 21, 2013, 06:03:42 AMQuote from: Ungatt Trunn on November 20, 2013, 04:13:55 PMBecause he is a hare and hares are awesome, therefore he was awesome, and his awesomeness was greater than that of the dinosaur. He out awesomed his enemy. His awesomeicity saved the day. It's a ratio, really, the dinosaur had 87% awesome and Frunk had 99543% awesome. That overgrown lizard didn't stand a chance, let's be honest here.Quote from: Osu on November 20, 2013, 02:55:37 AMHow on earth could a hare take down a dinosaur?
I think the one from High Rhulain was just a living dinosaur or something.
Hehe.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 19, 2015, 11:14:57 PMQuote from: Soren the Warrior on October 15, 2015, 05:54:49 AM
What's your favorite gif? That is like asking a unicorn if it likes apples more than cucumbers: it can not decide. :P
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 26, 2015, 08:22:13 PMQuote from: Vilu Daskar on October 26, 2015, 08:09:26 PMMaybe he likes DDBadminton?
He thinks I forced him to post here.
Anyway. DDB 03:10:47 PM viewing the topic Sports you play. What's he doing there?
Quote from: Banya on October 28, 2015, 02:47:00 PM
This post is in Canadian.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 28, 2015, 02:53:46 PM
I like Halloween, but I haven't gone trick-or-treating in a long time. Last time I went I was a forming tube for concrete, and my candy bag was a bag with "cement" written on it.
Quote from: Skyblade on June 12, 2015, 01:14:20 AM
One of my main characters has red eyes, too. He's human, though; he was just born that way. I named him Skarloe :P
Quote from: James Gryphon on November 04, 2015, 10:36:18 AM
Hmm. Guess I need to come up with something harder.
What have I got in my pocket?
...just kidding.
Try this one; it should be almost impossible, to make up for all the easy-peasy ones. 10 points if you get it.
Which of these names did not appear in the old Macintosh application SimpleText's about box?
A: Ken
B: Hoon
C: Frank
D: Bryan
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 04, 2015, 10:48:13 AMYour mum.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 23, 2015, 03:27:30 AMQuote from: Morgazath on August 23, 2015, 01:34:10 AMDitto. Join the Bachelors until Blue gets back. We have doughnuts.
I noticed that I'm possibly the only person who hasn't been voted for....... :P
I'm unloved.
Quote from: James Gryphon on November 04, 2015, 11:05:25 PM
::)
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 04, 2015, 11:06:00 PM
The Master is rolling his eyes.
Quote from: rachel25 on November 04, 2015, 11:51:26 PM
I think you opened hell.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2015, 05:58:19 AM
*Closes opening to hell.* Such things should not be meddled with.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on November 06, 2015, 02:15:40 AMQuote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 05, 2015, 08:57:10 AMThey just love bad romance novels. ;DQuote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PMQuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 06, 2015, 05:41:13 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 06, 2015, 05:40:06 AMI am my own grandpa.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 06, 2015, 05:45:44 AMI'm Skarzs's grandma.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 10, 2015, 07:32:03 PM
True. The Atlantic when I was a baby, the Pacific three years atgomkblkttl[kgltbkg
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EDIT: ...And that is what you get if you leave the computer alone for five minutes in a house with a five-year-old and two vexatious sisters by the names of Amber and Russa who shouted "Post it!" at said five-year-old. ::)
AHEM.
TPBM has annoying siblings.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 12, 2015, 06:18:15 PMBREAKING NEWS
LT Sandpaw leaves the House of Bachelors and joins his new girlfriend Rachel25. The Match was made by Soren the Warrior. Vilu Daskar says he is relived it was not him.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 13, 2015, 03:50:12 PMQuote from: Sagetip, the hare on November 13, 2015, 02:43:57 PMTHAT'S TEA, TRAITOR.Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 13, 2015, 04:44:52 AMQuote from: Skyblade on November 13, 2015, 04:42:11 AM
I'm staying up late tonight for homework purposes :P
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. HAVE SOME COFFEE.
(I'm actually currently drinking coffee from this mug.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 20, 2015, 06:06:27 PM
I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 20, 2015, 06:08:21 PM
2 + 2 = 4
3 + 3 = 6
Shall I continue?
Quote from: Izeroth on December 25, 2015, 08:14:43 PM
The most horrible death is, unquestionably, death by spambot.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on December 27, 2015, 01:39:54 PMQuote from: Delthion on December 27, 2015, 06:15:29 AM
*BUMP!!* So seriously...who is my serious voter? Because no one lets pranking go on this long. And it has been consistent...all of these things lead me to believe that it is serious and I really want to know who voted for me!
IT WAS I, MY LOVE.
*GIGGLES*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on December 30, 2015, 01:13:16 AMQuote from: Jukka the Sling on December 29, 2015, 03:59:57 AMGrease his hair and give him a few years, and you won't be able to tell them apart.Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on December 29, 2015, 03:38:49 AM*looks up Snape* Ren looks nothing like him. ::)
Are we talking about the same Kylo Ren? Because I would not consider that guy the epitome of attractiveness- unless you're into Snape, maybe.
Quote from: Banya on December 31, 2015, 01:03:52 AM
I get to be a tenderloin in a tophat. Well, wrap me in bacon. It'll solve your problems.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 30, 2015, 06:16:25 AMI'm gonna leave this here:
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 30, 2015, 07:04:16 AM
Ground Sirloin for the win!
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on December 28, 2015, 06:01:11 PM
I will never have kids. Babies scare me. But if I do, I would force them to read the Redwall series... and name them all after ingredients in nachos ;D
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 10, 2016, 01:22:16 AM
*door is flung open*
The Brotherhood of Steel is here. Submit and you will be spared. We mean no harm.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 10, 2016, 01:36:50 AM
"Submit and be spared" and "we mean no harm" are not really copacetic.
Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 26, 2015, 09:44:16 PM
yay, a food supply for baby turtle
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 27, 2015, 12:43:26 AMQuote from: Delthion on August 27, 2015, 12:05:09 AMThat's easily fixed. :)
Alright stop. It's getting annoying, I'm not dead!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 04:56:27 AM
Oh my. It sounds to me like you were bitten by the very dangerous spotty green dragonfly. Almost everyone who has been bitten by the spotty green dragonfly has died a slow and painful death. The only cure is a strange (and rare) plant found deep in the jungles of South America. Of course, we don't have any here, but this athelas might help. If you have not already written your will, I encourage you to do so now. *Puts some athelas in a bottle of water* *Shakes the bottle* *Pours the water down Del's throat*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 21, 2015, 05:00:02 AM
Give the poor chap come proper medicine! *Pours a litre of scalding hot tea down Del's throat*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 05:02:00 AM
Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on December 21, 2015, 05:21:20 AM
*SplAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGH!!AGsplfafkrirumfsh.* *Silence*..............Wow! That actually worked! Must have been brewed with that weird herb thingy! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 05:24:47 AM
Wow. Now I can put you on the list of people who have survived being bitten by the dreaded spotty green dragonfly. O.O
Quote from: Delthion on December 21, 2015, 05:33:00 AM
O.O
That is the first time I have ever used that.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 21, 2015, 10:33:21 AMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 05:02:00 AM
Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?! ;D
Yes! Your Athelas is false, and it's deadly poison!
Quote from: rachel25 on December 21, 2015, 11:51:51 AM
*spits out the Althelas I was drinking that I found on the desk*
QuoteIf a nunchuck could chuck nuns how many nuns would a nunchuck chuck?
Quote from: Mhera on December 22, 2015, 04:56:18 AMQuote from: James Gryphon on December 22, 2015, 04:11:57 AMOh my goodness. I beat out three pizzas in a popularity contest, something I never even dared to dream of ever happening. This is the greatest moment of my life, and I feel that I'm hardly worthy of the honor. Thank you so, so much ;D
Warmest regards to whoever contactedBruiserMhera and got her here. Seeing her name was the biggest pleasant surprise of the day (even above getting three extra-large pizzas for 24 bucks).
Quote from: Delthion on January 02, 2016, 06:01:37 PMQuote from: rachel25 on January 02, 2016, 03:32:36 PM
Well, I've had the medicine put in about four times now and apparently my eye is looking better. But then my mum had to be honest and tell me it was very likely it would spread to the other eye. :'(
Louis Braille went blind because he had an infection in the eye that he stabbed with an awl and then rubbed that eye constantly, so it spread to the other eye.........now I think that this wasn't the best idea to say this.... ;D
Anyway, get better soon!!
Quote from: rachel25 on January 02, 2016, 06:18:31 PM
Thank you for your comforting words.
Quote from: Shoutbox
[Today at 12:34:39] Groddil: Good evening, everyone.
[Today at 12:38:04] James Gryphon: It's actually early morning, but hey.
[Today at 12:45:21] James Gryphon: How does it make you feel when I tell you that your time zone is wrong?
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 21, 2016, 11:46:20 PM
Who is Khorne, anyway?
Quote from: Lord Daskar on January 22, 2016, 03:03:31 PM
He's a giant piece of corn that controls Ash's mind.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 23, 2016, 03:42:33 AM
This is Khorne.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on January 23, 2016, 10:16:57 PM
That is exactly what I described.
Quote from: shoutbox[Today at 01:35:52 am] LT Sandpaw: He's from Australia I believe
[Today at 01:36:02 am] Lady Amber: Oh, okay.
[Today at 01:36:23 am] Lady Amber: I think I knew that but forgot.
[Today at 01:36:56 am] Groddil: ...
[Today at 01:37:03 am] Lady Amber: :P
[Today at 01:37:10 am] Groddil: They could be having their conversation when Jade walks in. Adamo could reintroduce himself. Also, Straya.
[Today at 01:37:19 am] LT Sandpaw: G'day mate
[Today at 01:38:09 am] Groddil: Yeah, throw some shrimp on the barbie mate, grab a six pack a coldies an we'll ride our kangas down the Sydney Harbour Bridge, mate!
[Today at 01:38:13 am] LT Sandpaw: Jade has already walked in.
[Today at 01:38:47 am] LT Sandpaw: Wait do you mean later?
[Today at 01:38:50 am] Groddil: Yeah, I mean they could be finishing their conversation
[Today at 01:39:01 am] Groddil: Ninja'd
[Today at 01:39:18 am] Groddil: Basically, they're talking as Jade walks in, so about now.
[Today at 01:39:49 am] LT Sandpaw: Ain't that right hoss, round up the doggies and jump on a bronk, we'll meet ya'll down in San Anton
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 28, 2016, 01:56:30 AM
Random thing from Pinterest:
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on February 02, 2016, 09:41:17 PM
Day 2: Voter is no where to be found. Will frequently check the page for an signs of activity.
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 30, 2016, 04:31:18 AM
TPBM will now tell what their favourite type of soda is.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 02, 2016, 06:24:46 PM
What their favorite type of soda is.
Quote from: Izeroth on February 03, 2016, 03:58:55 AMQuote from: Skarzs on February 03, 2016, 12:28:12 AM
You mean you went to a facility that is extremely undersized for rescued animals that will probably never be reintroduced to the wild because the lifestyle change would be so severe that they would not live long? Okay.Joking in a factual sort of way.So, in other words, you mean this thread.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 28, 2016, 06:02:23 PMQuote from: Lady Amber on January 28, 2016, 01:56:30 AM
Random thing from Pinterest:
Quote from: Mask on February 04, 2016, 03:03:43 PMQuote from: Jet the binturong on February 03, 2016, 09:55:43 PM
I was asking because I can't bare to know someone who kills something, and then doesn't eat it, because that's just a waste.
Hunting is only okay if you eat what you kill. Circle of life.
Well sorry for all the spiders I've killed and not eaten... ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 06, 2016, 10:51:01 PMQuote from: Jukka the Sling on February 05, 2016, 08:12:31 PMPoor Jukka, her heart is broken.
...Mathion?
Quote from: Mask on February 05, 2016, 04:17:36 AM
Mask is funny. That makes Mask happy.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 08, 2016, 02:10:25 PMQuote from: Delthion on February 08, 2016, 04:03:07 AM
WHat is Mace Windex anyway?
Its the newest invention. A all natural revolutionary product capable of giving your windows a shiny gleam while being able to drive away bears; for all those times when driving away bears while cleaning windows is necessary. It is extremely efficient and can be used on car windows, smooth surfaces, TV screens, and burglars. Buy it now for 19.99.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on February 08, 2016, 02:19:47 PM
But wait, if you call in the next ten minutes, We will double your order! That means that you will be getting two bottles of the specialty Mace Windex! Just pay extra processing and Handling!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 08, 2016, 02:25:14 PM
But wait again, if you call this very expensive number right now (180)-555-6666 we'll send you this plastic bear bell free along with your two bottles of Mace Windex, that's a five dollar deal for only: 19.99! Call Now!
Quote from: Delthion on February 12, 2016, 04:17:39 AMQuote from: Søren on February 12, 2016, 04:10:58 AM
Dude, it's almost as obvious as Vøren. ;D
...what is as obvious as Voren?
Quote from: Søren on February 12, 2016, 04:18:29 AM
Well, I stand corrected. ;D
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 13, 2016, 03:05:13 AMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 13, 2016, 03:02:32 AMQuote from: Groddil on February 11, 2016, 11:39:52 PMI'm Mormon, you fool!
/me throws a beer and some stale chips at Wylder.
It's non alcoholic.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 12, 2016, 02:35:42 AM
[Today at 08:05:10 pm] Cornflower MM: S'up.
[Today at 08:05:25 pm] Cornflower MM: Too bad you're in Texas. . . . . I got saddled with chocolate to sell.
[Today at 08:07:42 pm] James Gryphon: Chocolate?
[Today at 08:08:43 pm] Cornflower MM: Yep. Chocolate bras. Dollar each. How in the heck am I supposed to get rid of these?
[Today at 08:09:12 pm] Eulaliaaa!: ?!
[Today at 08:09:26 pm] Cornflower MM: *Bars. I don't have friends in actual life, I don't go to public school, I go nowhere. . .
[Today at 08:09:34 pm] Eulaliaaa!: eat them?
[Today at 08:09:43 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Ooooooh!
[Today at 08:09:49 pm] James Gryphon: Where'd they come from?
[Today at 08:09:53 pm] Eulaliaaa!: chocolate bars....
[Today at 08:09:53 pm] Cornflower MM: I don't have that many ones. . . . .
[Today at 08:10:06 pm] Cornflower MM: @James: It's a studio-wide fundraiser.
[Today at 08:10:13 pm] Eulaliaaa!: I was gonna say... chocolate bras would be a terrible idea.
[Today at 08:11:38 pm] Cornflower MM: Shut up Eul.
[Today at 08:11:41 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm tired.
[Today at 08:11:57 pm] Eulaliaaa!: Hahahahahahaha ;D
Quote from: Banya on February 12, 2016, 04:22:13 AM
This needs to be saved, because not a whole lot actually makes me laugh aloud.Quote from: Delthion on February 12, 2016, 04:17:39 AMQuote from: Søren on February 12, 2016, 04:10:58 AM
Dude, it's almost as obvious as Vøren. ;D
...what is as obvious as Voren?Quote from: Søren on February 12, 2016, 04:18:29 AM
Well, I stand corrected. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 14, 2016, 05:03:22 AM
See if you can spot the really funny part!Spoiler
February 13, 2016, 11:53:12 pm] Skarzs: Anyways, I wanted to ask you something, Plugg.
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:19 pm] Skarzs: Oh.
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:19 pm] PluggFiretail: Oh
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:23 pm] PluggFiretail: Yes?
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:26 pm] Skarzs: I couldn't get through the whole video. :P
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:30 pm] PluggFiretail: XD
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:36 pm] PluggFiretail: The song XDDD
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:42 pm] Skarzs: Are you Easter Orthodox, Plugg?
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:50 pm] Delthion: Plugg, are you a little caffinated? ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:51 pm] Skarzs: *Eastern
[February 13, 2016, 11:53:52 pm] PluggFiretail: I'm Roman Catholic
[February 13, 2016, 11:54:06 pm] Skarzs: Greek orthodox.
[February 13, 2016, 11:54:10 pm] PluggFiretail: No, but I'm running on low sleep
[February 13, 2016, 11:54:11 pm] Skarzs: Huh.
[February 13, 2016, 11:54:29 pm] Skarzs: Well, because you said that you have a little wine on Sunday.
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:00 pm] PluggFiretail: Eucharist
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:39 pm] Skarzs: I'm a little confused.
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:47 pm] Skarzs: We only receive the host.
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:53 pm] * Delthion is lost among all the terms.
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:53 pm] PluggFiretail: Oh
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:54 pm] Delthion: ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:55:58 pm] Skarzs: Not the wine.
[February 13, 2016, 11:56:03 pm] PluggFiretail: My church consecrates the wine as well
[February 13, 2016, 11:56:19 pm] PluggFiretail: DEL WAI D:
[February 13, 2016, 11:56:29 pm] Skarzs: I know Eastern/Greek Orthodox gives wine with Communion.
[February 13, 2016, 11:56:31 pm] * Delthion is still confused. ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:56:36 pm] Skarzs: That's why I was curious.
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:00 pm] PluggFiretail: Every Catholic Church I go to seems to as well...
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:12 pm] PluggFiretail: Maybe it's a diocese thing
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:17 pm] Skarzs: Perhaps.
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:42 pm] Skarzs: Though it's not necessary to receive both.
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:49 pm] * Delthion gives up trying to keep up with this conversation. ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:52 pm] James Gryphon: "LOLLOL YOUR PROFILE HAS BEEN UPDATED SUCCESSFULLY"
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:54 pm] James Gryphon: ...not
[February 13, 2016, 11:57:55 pm] PluggFiretail: True
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:10 pm] * Søren agrees with Del because of the Cathrolic lingo
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:13 pm] PluggFiretail: *True to both XD
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:27 pm] Skarzs: Catholic, not Cathrolic.
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:29 pm] PluggFiretail: ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:43 pm] PluggFiretail: Or Cataholic
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:48 pm] Skarzs: *High fives Plugg.*
[February 13, 2016, 11:58:58 pm] Søren: YOU ROME PEOPLE. ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:01 pm] PluggFiretail: *high fives back* ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:02 pm] Skarzs: I'm going to ring the bells better than you are tomorrow. ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:03 pm] * Delthion thinks it was better just after the apostles, nothing to really be confused by, just to figure out. ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:27 pm] * PluggFiretail hasn't been trained as an altar boy ;-;
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:31 pm] * Søren is confused about what Del is talking about
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:31 pm] Delthion: Then Arianism came along, Pelagianism...
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:37 pm] Skarzs: WHAT? LEARN!!!
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:46 pm] Skarzs: It is such a privilege!
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:49 pm] Delthion: I think...those are the heresies...might be wrong there. ;D
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:54 pm] Søren: I was a flower boy...twice.
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:55 pm] Skarzs: Yes, they are.
[February 13, 2016, 11:59:58 pm] PluggFiretail: But I'll lead the Lenten Alleluia better than you ;)
[Today at 12:00:04 am] Delthion: @Soren, What?
[Today at 12:00:05 am] Skarzs: Nuu.
[Today at 12:00:23 am] Skarzs: You have betrayed me, just like my friends!
[Today at 12:00:31 am] PluggFiretail: D:
[Today at 12:00:32 am] Skarzs: Going off to the choir. . .
[Today at 12:00:34 am] Delthion: A troll has no friends!
[Today at 12:00:43 am] Skarzs: Instead of being down in the sanctuary.
[Today at 12:00:45 am] PluggFiretail: But I has a voice D:
[Today at 12:00:53 am] Skarzs: Fine! We don't need you. *Sobs.*
[Today at 12:00:53 am] Søren: RING BEARING HOW DID I GET THAT MIXED UP?!
[Today at 12:00:57 am] PluggFiretail: And they need meh
[Today at 12:01:02 am] Søren: RING BEARER*
[Today at 12:01:08 am] Delthion: @Soren... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
[Today at 12:01:14 am] Delthion: So you said flower boy?! ;D
[Today at 12:01:16 am] James Gryphon: :)
[Today at 12:01:18 am] Skarzs: And the shout box has gone into insanity.
[Today at 12:01:18 am] James Gryphon: :D
[Today at 12:01:24 am] PluggFiretail: Lol Søren the flower boy CX
[Today at 12:01:25 am] Skarzs: Oh my gosh, he did say flower boy.
[Today at 12:01:32 am] James Gryphon: I thought that sounded odd.
[Today at 12:01:35 am] Søren: ...shut up.
[Today at 12:01:36 am] Skarzs: Someone save that.
[Today at 12:01:36 am] Delthion: *Is posting that to funny post.*[close]
Answer = Soren was a flower boy! ;D
Quote from: Søren on February 14, 2016, 08:15:20 PM
Eul. What happened? You used to be cool. Now this... what happened? (Just kidding ;D ;D ;D)
Quote from: Skarzs on February 15, 2016, 04:56:11 AM
I could give a link that would shoe everyone your face, Soren. ;D But I won't, because I respect anonymity.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 05:01:00 AMNo, plz don't unscribez.
@Skarzs
I always knew subscribing to your channel was the biggest mistake ever. ;D
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 06:07:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Why does no one subscribe to me?)
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 04:27:05 AM
I would say, but it has my name and face all over it. (Well, in the About and Videos sections, but you get my drift)
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 06:07:35 AMI did subscribe to you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Why does no one subscribe to me?)
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 06:07:35 AMI would think that it would have to do with cutting off a huge potential fan base here on the forums.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Why does no one subscribe to me?)
Quote from: Sagetip on February 15, 2016, 09:48:36 PMQuote from: Lord Daskar on February 15, 2016, 09:43:46 PMYeah, it was the day that your one true love joined the forum, and you were reunited again.Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 15, 2016, 09:39:14 PMI'm not a stalker, I have a reason to remember that date.Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 15, 2016, 03:19:57 PMQuote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 03:17:00 PMI know that, and I'm 90% certain it was the 13th.Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 15, 2016, 03:02:11 PM@Lord Daskar She said the old forum.Quote from: Lady Amber on February 14, 2016, 06:04:52 PMActually you too joined on the 13th.
I believe today makes it two years exactly since Russa and I joined the old forum.Stalker.
I actually think you're right.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 03:18:17 PMQuote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 04:27:05 AM
I would say, but it has my name and face all over it. (Well, in the About and Videos sections, but you get my drift)
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 05:56:20 PM
/me gives Tam coffee, in a green apron.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 15, 2016, 09:35:16 PM
/me wonders why the coffee is wearing an apron.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 10:40:11 PM
Because style. No one should look stupid.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 15, 2016, 09:58:29 PM
@Corn: OH MY GOODNESS. I CRACKED RIGHT UP AT THIS PART:
[Today at 09:13:17 pm] danflorreguba: What am I witnessing here? o.O
[Today at 09:13:26 pm] danflorreguba: It's scary
[Today at 09:13:33 pm] danflorreguba: Groddil, hold me
And then:
[Today at 09:15:26 pm] Groddil: @Dan: not on your life, Reguba
*dies laughing*
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 09:49:17 PM
/me beats Groddil up.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 09:50:24 PM
"Oww! What the heck man?"
/me punches Dilu.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 09:51:56 PM
I decided to pick on you for no reason.
/me punches back.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
/me kicks Dilu in an uncomfortable place.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 09:54:50 PM
/me wears armor.
/me beats Groddil to a pulp.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:15:23 PM
/me Unloads an AK-47 point-blank into Dilu's face.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:16:03 PM
/me snaps it with inhuman strength.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:22:23 PM
/me forces an atomic bomb down Dilu's throat.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:22:59 PM
/me throws up in Groddil's face.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:25:30 PM
/me sics Ungatt Trunn on Dilu
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:26:01 PM
/me kills Ungatt.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:27:52 PM
"Sorry, but you're lord DASKAR not lord BROCKTREE."
*Dilu is eaten by spider crabs.*
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:29:16 PM
I'm better than Brock could imagine.
/me survives.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:31:48 PM
Wait, I know your greatest weakness!
/me Appears on the Goreleach. Luke and Ranguvar are there.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:34:22 PM
That's Vilu -I.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 17, 2016, 07:17:54 PM
I think only you, me, and Vilu actually though that was funny. Sorry man people have strange ideas of humor sometimes.
Quote from: Ashleg on February 18, 2016, 10:33:17 PM
Attack of the evil plants!
Starring Groddil, Ashleg (me), and RussaRIP Russa NodreySpoiler
[Today at 10:13:17 pm] Groddil: @Ashleg : you know too much
[Today at 10:13:29 pm] * Groddil unleashes killer plants on Ashleg
[Today at 10:13:37 pm] Ashleg: Groddil, I defeated your evil plants.
[Today at 10:13:46 pm] Ashleg: OH NO, HE HAS MORE!!
[Today at 10:13:50 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Hides in a corner*
[Today at 10:13:53 pm] Groddil: mwahahahaa!
[Today at 10:13:54 pm] * Ashleg screams
[Today at 10:14:16 pm] Ashleg: I HATE SUNFLOWERS!!!
[Today at 10:14:18 pm] * Groddil stabs Ashleg with a sharpenned cucumber
[Today at 10:14:18 pm] * Groddil sends evil geraniums to strangle Ashleg with roots
[Today at 10:14:19 pm] Groddil: MWAHAHAHAAHA!
[Today at 10:14:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Still hiding in the corner*
[Today at 10:14:35 pm] Ashleg: AAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!
[Today at 10:14:40 pm] Groddil: EVIL!!!
[Today at 10:14:40 pm] * Groddil draws a sunflower on Ashleg's face
[Today at 10:14:53 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Sprays weed killer on the plants*
[Today at 10:14:56 pm] * Ashleg sobs
[Today at 10:15:13 pm] Ashleg: MERCY!! N-NOT THE SUNFLOWER DRAWING!!
[Today at 10:15:16 pm] * Groddil 's cucumber plants absorb weed killer
[Today at 10:15:29 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Hides*
[Today at 10:15:37 pm] * Groddil 's cucumber plants send back the weed killer at Russa as repurposed human killer
[Today at 10:15:39 pm] * Ashleg rolls around crying
[Today at 10:16:07 pm] Ashleg: RUSSA'S A SQUIRREL
[Today at 10:16:08 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Is hidden under a cardboard box*
[Today at 10:16:16 pm] Ashleg: >:3
[Today at 10:16:24 pm] Groddil: Shut up, you.
[Today at 10:16:26 pm] Russa Nodrey: @Ash:Yeah.
[Today at 10:16:41 pm] * Groddil sends evil maple trees to attack Ashleg
[Today at 10:16:49 pm] Ashleg: HUMAN KILLER WILL DO NOTHING AGAINST A SQUIRREL!
[Today at 10:16:52 pm] * Groddil 's evil maple trees spray poisonous maple syrup all over Ashleg
[Today at 10:17:04 pm] Ashleg: N-NOT THE MAPLE SYRUP!
[Today at 10:17:04 pm] * Groddil 's cucumbers shrug, and send squirrel killer after Russa
[Today at 10:17:11 pm] * Ashleg drowns
[Today at 10:17:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Still hidden under a cardboard box* *Whimpers*
[Today at 10:17:45 pm] * Groddil 's evil tulips grow on the cardboard box
[Today at 10:17:54 pm] * Groddil 's evil tulips explode, destroying the cardboard box
[Today at 10:17:56 pm] * Groddil cackles
[Today at 10:18:05 pm] * Groddil throws evil chrysanthemums at Russa
[Today at 10:18:16 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Hides under another cardboard box*
[Today at 10:18:22 pm] * Ashleg sends a Hot Cocoa and Jigsaw Puzzle army after Groddil's weak plants
[Today at 10:18:49 pm] Groddil: yum!
[Today at 10:18:53 pm] Ashleg: HOT COCOA IS LIKE A NATURAL WEED KILLER! ;D
[Today at 10:18:54 pm] * Groddil drinks hot cocoa
[Today at 10:19:01 pm] * Groddil tries to put together jigsaw puzzles
[Today at 10:19:03 pm] * Groddil fails
[Today at 10:19:12 pm] * Groddil burns jigsaw puzzles with blowtorch
[Today at 10:19:14 pm] Groddil: or worse...
[Today at 10:19:19 pm] * Groddil googles the answers!!!
[Today at 10:19:22 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Comes out from under mt box and starts hacking at the plants with an axe*
[Today at 10:19:39 pm] Russa Nodrey: *my
[Today at 10:19:43 pm] * Ashleg hits Groddil repeatedly...with a newspaper
[Today at 10:19:45 pm] * Groddil throws mangoes at Russa
[Today at 10:20:09 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Eats the mangoes*
[Today at 10:20:23 pm] * Groddil snatches newspaper and uses it to line plant pots
[Today at 10:20:25 pm] Ashleg: This newspaper was once a tree! NOW IT'S DEAD, LIKE EVERY PLANT EVER
[Today at 10:20:33 pm] * Groddil throws poison ivy at Russa
[Today at 10:20:33 pm] Russa Nodrey: Or is it spelled "mangos"?
[Today at 10:20:40 pm] * Ashleg smashes plant pots
[Today at 10:20:49 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Eats the poisen ivy*
[Today at 10:20:59 pm] Ashleg: I haz no idea.
[Today at 10:21:16 pm] Groddil:
* Russa Nodrey's insides are scratched to pieces
[Today at 10:21:18 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Pukes*
[Today at 10:21:23 pm] Groddil:
* Russa Nodrey dies
[Today at 10:21:43 pm] Ashleg:
[Today at 10:21:44 pm] Russa Nodrey: That was my hologram. ;D
[Today at 10:22:03 pm] * Groddil traps Russa inside a Titan Aram
[Today at 10:22:16 pm] Groddil:
* Russa Nodrey is dissolved by the Titan Aram
[Today at 10:22:21 pm] Groddil: MY PLANTS WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!1
[Today at 10:22:24 pm] Russa Nodrey: That's my cardboard cutout. ;D
[Today at 10:22:37 pm] Ashleg: Ooo
[Today at 10:22:44 pm] Ashleg: Roasted!
[Today at 10:22:57 pm] * Groddil invents a Russa-Killing Plant powered by the sun
[Today at 10:22:59 pm] Russa Nodrey: Tote
[Today at 10:23:11 pm] * Groddil 's Russa-Killing Plant jumps on Russa and explodes
[Today at 10:23:17 pm] Russa Nodrey: *An eclipse happpens*
[Today at 10:23:26 pm] Ashleg: Brilliant.
[Today at 10:23:41 pm] * Groddil turns Russa into a zombie and traps her inside Plants VS Zombies land
[Today at 10:23:52 pm] Groddil: me plants a million cob cannons
[Today at 10:24:15 pm] Groddil: @Ash attempting to post now
[Today at 10:24:26 pm] Ashleg: :0
[Today at 10:24:31 pm] Groddil: Dunno if I have enough time
[Today at 10:24:32 pm] Ashleg: Awesome
[Today at 10:24:37 pm] Groddil: Probably
[Today at 10:24:38 pm] Ashleg: Aw
[Today at 10:24:39 pm] Russa Nodrey: Dude, you just turned my doppleganger into a zombie!
[Today at 10:24:56 pm] Russa Nodrey: y u so cruel?
[Today at 10:24:56 pm] Ashleg: *high fives Russa*
[Today at 10:25:06 pm] Groddil: . . .
[Today at 10:25:12 pm] Ashleg: Your Doppelgänger was out to get you
[Today at 10:25:22 pm] Russa Nodrey: *High fives Ash*
[Today at 10:25:23 pm] * Groddil destroys everything that looks like Russa but actually isn't
[Today at 10:25:31 pm] Ashleg: So he did you a big favor! ;D
[Today at 10:25:40 pm] * Groddil sends Gregor Mendel to destroy Russda
[Today at 10:25:43 pm] Groddil: *Russa
[Today at 10:25:54 pm] Russa Nodrey: Actually, my doppleganger is very friendly.
[Today at 10:26:04 pm] * Ashleg sits on the sidelines, eating popcorn
[Today at 10:26:18 pm] Ashleg: You have two doppelgängers
[Today at 10:26:19 pm] Russa Nodrey: *Climbs a tree to get away from Gregor*
[Today at 10:26:26 pm] Groddil:
* Gregor Mendel attempts to include Russa in his experiments
[Today at 10:26:28 pm] Ashleg: He killed the evil one
[Today at 10:26:36 pm] Russa Nodrey: 'Bye! I have to go now!
[Today at 10:26:37 pm] Groddil:
* Russa Nodrey turns into a pea plant
[Today at 10:26:50 pm] Groddil:
* Plant Russa is experimented upon and dies[close]
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on February 21, 2016, 05:29:18 AMQuote from: Sagetip on February 21, 2016, 02:20:10 AMQuote from: Søren on February 20, 2016, 11:47:54 PMMozart was around almost two centuries ago, and they're still important nowadays. Will Owl City be as memorable 200 years from now?
You mean those wannabes? ;D ;D
I dunno, I head Fireflies paying on the radio the other day.
Quote from: Banya on February 26, 2016, 04:02:33 PM
Well, I like it, James. There's no wrong way to take that.
My roommate's and my relationship right now:
Roommate (appearing from nowhere): Can you shave the side of my head?
Me: I can in a little while. I'm working on something.
Roommate: How long is a little while?
Me: I'm not completely sure.
Roommate: Can you give me an estimate? Because I don't want to start something else and be in the middle of it when you're finally ready.
Me: YEAH IT WOULD TOTALLY SUCK TO BE INTERRUPTED IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
Roommate: *looking at me and dancing to music that I can't hear because we're both wearing headphones*
Me: *watches shows intently*
Roommate: *continues dancing on the other couch and staring at me*
Me: *ignoring her*
Roommate: *shouting* I'm really into this song!
Me: MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER JUST DIED AND HIS BEST FRIEND IS CARRYING HIS BODY. SHUT UP.
Roommate: I want chocolate.
Me: *ignore*
Roommate: I want chocolate.
Me: Do you have chocolate?
Roommate: Yes... but I want some of your chocolate.
Me: Wait, what?
Roommate: Can I have some of your chocolate?
Me: What's the difference?
Roommate: If I eat all of my chocolate, it'll be gone.
Me: IT'S NOT A BLOODY COLLECTOR'S ITEM. YOU BOUGHT IT TO EAT IT.
Roommate: I want ice cream.
Me: *ignore*
Roommate: I want ice cream.
Me: Do you have a tub of ice cream?
Roommate: No.
Me: Neither do I.
Roommate: Are those ice cream sandwiches in the freezer yours?
Me: Yes.
Roommate: ...Can I have one?
Me: ...One.
Roommate: I want some hot chocolate.
Me: *stirring hot chocolate* Do you have hot chocolate?
Roommate: No. Can I have some?
Me: Sure. It's on my shelf.
Roommate: Will you make it for me?
Me: No.
Roommate: ...Nevermind then.
Roommate: Yum, fried chicken.
Me: *frying chicken* *ignore*
Roommate: That smells really-
Me: YOU HAVE A FLIPPING DINING HALL MEAL PLAN DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD.
Quote from: James Gryphon on February 26, 2016, 05:58:59 AM
My inspiring introduction on my ePortfolio:
I believe first and foremost in honesty. If you're looking for a portfolio that's loaded with inspirational cliches, or waxes eloquent about its writer's achievements, I'm afraid you'll do better to look someplace else. All you will find here are the hard facts about me, such as they are. If you as readers aren't impressed, all I can say is that I'm sorry, and that I don't blame you. If this portfolio is to lead you to believe that I do have something to offer, it's better for that to come by a bleak revelation of the facts than through silver-tongued rhetoric. Even so, I hope you'll find this content enlightening and memorable.
"Tell the truth." - Grover Cleveland
Quote from: Banya on February 26, 2016, 07:40:53 PMQuote from: Tam and Martin on February 26, 2016, 07:32:08 PMAsk your parents about that one. We really shouldn't go into detail here.
Seeing as I have not posted anything yet, I shall throw my hand in.
How the heck do you create a person?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on February 12, 2016, 05:46:03 PMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 12, 2016, 03:56:08 PMTis me Wylder. I voted for you cuz I vote for new person each day just to stir things up.
::) For once I have a vote besides myself. I wonder how that happened? Somebody must have made a mistake...
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 12, 2016, 07:59:53 PM
::) Figures.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on February 12, 2016, 09:13:15 PM
But you are a nice guy.
Quote from: Søren on February 12, 2016, 09:27:28 PM
I'm sure there's someone out there for you, Wylder. There's plenty of fish in the sea besides Tam.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on February 27, 2016, 03:27:12 AM
Thank you Corn ;)
Quote from: Skarzs on February 27, 2016, 02:33:21 PM
He meant plenty of fish in the swamp besides Tam.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 07, 2016, 06:05:32 PMBut you aren't suppose to traint yourself. That's not real grammar.
Just to be clear; spelt is actual English, much like learnt.
Quote from: Sagetip on January 30, 2016, 10:52:51 PM
What did you do wrong?
Ronald Weasley, Harry Potter
Quote from: Jet the binturong on January 30, 2016, 10:57:00 PM
SAGE I SWEAR TO MORGOTH! I'LL QUOTE THIS ONE LAST TIME:Quote from: Jet the binturong on January 25, 2016, 09:10:34 PM
NO REDWALL, HARRY POTTER OR LORD OF THE RINGS UNIVERSE CHARACTERS. Because if they're allowed, it becomes way too easy.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on March 09, 2016, 03:33:08 AM
You know you're from the South when you almost die on tea (Of course, this won't work if it was hot tea, but still).
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 12, 2016, 02:08:12 AM
What's the Rake about? Is it a magical rake coming alive to bring humanity to its knees?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 12, 2016, 02:49:19 AM
No.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 10, 2016, 10:03:22 PM
The Cellars are in serious trouble. We don't have victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, say, the DDBs? They kill us. I beat DDBs all the time. All the time.
When do we beat the guests? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they're beating us on activity. They are not our friends, believe me. They are killing us on activity.
The cellars has become a dumping ground for everybody's problems.
It's true. These here are the best and the finest. When the guests send their people, they are not sending their best. They are not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They are sending lurkers, and spammers, and jerks. And some, I assume are good people.
But I speak to cellar members and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're not sending us the right people.
And so I, Wylder Treejumper, announce my candidacy for President of the Cellars. We are going to build a wall, we are going to stop the guests from getting in, and we are going to make them pay for it. We are going to win, and win, and win, until we're almost tired of winning! Because that's what I do, I win. The cellars don't win now, but if I am elected, that's what we'll do.
LET'S MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT AGAIN!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 12, 2016, 06:46:42 AMQuote from: Skarzs on March 12, 2016, 06:34:31 AMQuote from: Mask on March 12, 2016, 05:02:09 AM
It tasted like angel tears and the laughter of Apollo mixed with unicorn blood.Quote from: Rainshadow on March 12, 2016, 05:51:47 AM
My favourite flavour.
Quote from: Skarzs on March 13, 2016, 01:59:17 PM
Now that it's actually Sunday. . .
Waffles! *Starts digging in to a pile of waffles.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 13, 2016, 07:34:50 PM
Waffles?! No no no! *Throws Skar's plate in the trash and replaces it with one full of pancakes*
Quote from: Skarzs on March 13, 2016, 11:28:19 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on March 13, 2016, 07:34:50 PMTODAY IS WAFFLES, WOMAN. I AM THE PANCAKE KING, SO DON'T YOU GO PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!
Waffles?! No no no! *Throws Skar's plate in the trash and replaces it with one full of pancakes*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 13, 2016, 11:39:35 PMQuote from: Skarzs on March 13, 2016, 11:28:19 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on March 13, 2016, 07:34:50 PMTODAY IS WAFFLES, WOMAN. I AM THE PANCAKE KING, SO DON'T YOU GO PREACHING TO THE CHOIR!
Waffles?! No no no! *Throws Skar's plate in the trash and replaces it with one full of pancakes*
(JK. But I am the pancake king.)
DON'T CALL ME WOMAN. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CALLED 'MAN'?! *Smacks Skar with frying pan*
(:P Okay. I am reassured. And waffles aren't that bad, on occasion. But as I put it in one of my fanfics. . . . .Quote...and then when I went down to breakfast, there weren't any blue pancakes. There weren't even pancakes! It was waffles! Waffles! The cheap, knock-off holey imitation of pancakes – That is what waffles are.The formatting might be off, but meh. I've been wanting to share that for a while, actually, to see if it's as funny as hoped.)
Quote from: Skarzs on March 14, 2016, 12:12:28 AM
INSUBORDINATE FEMALE! YOU DARE STRIKE THE MONARCHY OF THE BREAKFAST PASTRIES?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 16, 2016, 07:08:35 PMQuote from: Groddil on March 15, 2016, 09:08:09 PMTrouble? Of course not, Sir. I'm the shy girl...I do shy things and frequently get pushed around by the stylish bully and her two sidekicks. They steal my pens and make me look stupid. Then they'll flirt with a cute guy, but he'll like me instead. He'll help me pick up my books after the mean girls trip me.
Ah, Russa...The bane of my existence...Follow the others, and please try not to cause trouble this time...
*Follows the others*
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 17, 2016, 12:36:18 AM
Delthion: So for this forum to die, and since it is called Loamhedge there needs to be a big plague that happens here. ;D
Jukka: *keels over*
Quote from: Banya on March 16, 2016, 10:37:56 AM
Anyway...
Deleting 980 emails from one's inbox can make one feel lighter.
I don't ever want to know the number of late-night hours I have spent watching abridged series on YouTube.
Is it okay to like lukewarm tea? I like lukewarm tea.
Do other people use pencil bags? Sometimes I wonder if I'm the onlyadultone who still does. It's white and plastic and has pink whales on it.
My boss has been hiring so many new people lately. There's a new face on every shift. I've just started calling everyone Pat. I think all I do these days is delegate.
Another day at work, another two calls to the campus police.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 18, 2016, 11:49:52 AM
Gie me al' de Liffy Water.
Quote from: Søren on February 12, 2016, 09:27:28 PM
I'm sure there's someone out there for you, Wylder. There's plenty of fish in the sea besides Tam.
Quote from: BatLord on March 19, 2016, 04:37:13 AM
I remember seeing this topic back in Redwall. I was absolutely befuddled. It made no sense at all. Then I started shipping things and I'm stuck with this sorta stuff all the time. Now I am slowly and methodically pairing up each and every member with another depending on your various ages and personalities for maximum compatibility. Because it has been my life's goal for the longest time to be the best wingwoman. And I can't do that without being a creep.
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 20, 2016, 03:59:54 AM
[Today at 03:47:01 am] * Inquisitor is done talking bout super frog
Quote from: Rainshadow on March 20, 2016, 05:08:53 AMQuote from: Inquisitor on March 20, 2016, 03:59:54 AM
[Today at 03:47:01 am] * Inquisitor is done talking bout super frog
For some reason, I read that in M'aiq the Liar's voice. Y'know, the khajiit in the priest robes who wanders around Skyrim? (Well, he's in more games than just Skyrim (is he in all the Elder Scrolls games? Not sure...), but I know him best from Skyrim.)
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 20, 2016, 02:22:44 PM
What's your name? Ashenwyte
Are you a bloke or a sheila? Bloke.
There'll be beer served aplenty to ya down under, and the legal age is 18. Are ya older than 18? I'm older than the beer.
Are you able to operate any sort a motor vehicle (e.g. Holden Commodore, Tinny, Flying airplane thingy)? I'm able to operate a chariot.
Do ya have insurance? I am the insurance.
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 03:06:55 AM
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *holds up a red bottle for all to see*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 21, 2016, 04:06:24 AMQuote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 03:06:55 AM
Behold! A sacred miracle potion that instantly cures all symptoms! *Holds up a flamethrower*
Fixed that for you.
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 21, 2016, 02:59:33 PM
*Glances at the flamethrower in confusion, then pours the whole potion into it and attempts to light it.*
Let's see how herbal fire can work as an effective disinfectant!
Quote from: Ashleg on March 26, 2016, 05:50:17 AM
Please tell me I'm not the only SpongeBob fan here...
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on March 26, 2016, 06:00:13 PM
You're not. I've always loved that show :P
Quote from: Skarzs on March 26, 2016, 06:02:29 PM
You two are the only ones then.
Quote from: Delthion on April 01, 2016, 05:00:39 AM
(To Lady Amber) You make the forum a better place and you look younger than Russa. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on April 01, 2016, 05:19:19 AMQuote from: Søren on April 01, 2016, 05:31:33 AMNo.
Alright, so I was asking how James and Skye were doing on the Shoutbox, and I came up with one of the most brilliant ship names in history...SkyGryphon. So this isn't really based on anything but the name.
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 04, 2016, 03:27:39 PMAnd I didn't even copy down the part where I roleplayed with myself.
@Sagetip: That was strange and hilarious. ;D
Quote from: Jet the binturong on April 19, 2016, 07:24:52 PM
#I'mDaveStriderTrashNo.1 (Reference anyone?)
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 19, 2016, 08:12:46 PM
Same. (Oh, you mean "I'm Phil Trash #1"? ;))
Quote from: Jet the binturong on April 19, 2016, 08:30:15 PM
No, you're Dave Strider Trash No. 2 at best, because there can only be one Dave Strider Trash No. 1 and that is me.
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 19, 2016, 09:03:00 PM
Uh, rude?!?1!1?! Just because you've been a fan longer doesn't mean that I'm not bigger trash than you?!1?!! Wow, Jet, I can't believe you right now!!!11!1!!! Ugh, so rude!
;)
Quote from: Jet the binturong on April 19, 2016, 09:33:32 PM
Excuse you, my Mary-Sue self-insert god character dated him. That's the trashiest thing possible.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED READING THE COMIC! :P
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 19, 2016, 09:57:23 PM
...I would combat that, but honestly I have nothing better. :P
IN MY DEFENSE, IT'S A VERY LONG AND INTIMIDATING COMIC. ;H;
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on April 19, 2016, 10:06:51 PM
"Haha nerds," I say. A tear smudges some of the gray paint off my face.
Quote from: Banya on May 15, 2016, 04:29:16 PM
It's like those squinty-eyed characters in TV shows and manga. They're always smiling widely with their eyes closed, but when their eyes do open, things get real.
Quote from: Groddil on May 24, 2016, 02:35:46 AM
/me is trapped on the forum due to a broken mouse.
So, howzit goin'?
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 24, 2016, 02:43:43 AM
fantastic
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 24, 2016, 02:59:51 AM
Wait, how can you click on stuff if your mouse is broken?
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 24, 2016, 03:01:30 AM
my guess would be that he uses the tab-enter controls. although I dont know how effective that would be, or the extent and limitations of its uses.
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 24, 2016, 03:17:51 AM
Oh.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 24, 2016, 03:27:13 AM
alas, he is gone, and we shall never know the answer
Quote from: Groddil on May 24, 2016, 04:43:35 AM
Yeah, I used tab-enter, plus arrow keys to move up and down quicker. Fortunately, I have a spare mouse at the moment, which should sustain me until I get home.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on May 24, 2016, 04:46:04 AM
Sometimes, I think I can still hear his voice.
Oh poor Groddil, we lament the loss of one so young.
Quote from: BatLord on May 28, 2016, 03:26:33 AM
I voted "my crush isn't on this poll" because of peer pressure. I wanted to feel like I was in on something.
Quote from: Skarzs on June 03, 2016, 10:49:43 PM
Four. Four votes for Faiy.
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on June 03, 2016, 11:15:34 PMQuote from: Skarzs on June 03, 2016, 10:49:43 PM
Four. Four votes for Faiy.
So, three people to punch?
Quote from: Skarzs on June 03, 2016, 11:45:44 PM
Squish, dear Leatho. Squish.
Quote from: HanNorwood on June 10, 2016, 08:49:20 PM
I really have no mainstay icon. Huh. Go me.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 10, 2016, 09:26:25 PM
Han(Norwood):
Quote from: Skarzs on June 10, 2016, 01:51:53 AMDiscussing RP ideas.
. . . WUT.
Quote from: Skarzs on June 01, 2016, 01:52:46 AMQuote from: Bonaparte on June 01, 2016, 12:35:51 AMThat's statist.
Ew, Arkansas. Gross.
Quote from: Sagetip on March 17, 2016, 09:58:29 PMQuote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM...I really hope you don't stab everybody with the knife of truth when you meet them.
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 12, 2016, 07:02:38 PMQuote from: Sagetip on March 17, 2016, 09:58:29 PMQuote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM...I really hope you don't stab everybody with the knife of truth when you meet them.
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.
Quote from: Delthion on June 17, 2016, 04:24:47 AM
Fun Fact: Scientists have found the chemical that gives raspberries their flavor; Ethyl Formate is found throughout the Milky Way. The Milky Way galaxy tastes like raspberries! ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on June 17, 2016, 05:18:00 AM
Glad to know if I took off my helmet in space my last moments would taste like Raspberries. So glad you are more active Del.
Quote from: Skarzs on June 18, 2016, 05:48:21 AMQuote from: Delthion on June 18, 2016, 05:01:22 AMYou know it's serious when Del doesn't use a grin.Quote from: Fatch of Southsward on June 18, 2016, 02:41:43 AM
I knew it! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's a good idea.
No, you all of the forum and their cousins think that Delka is a good idea.
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 18, 2016, 11:05:22 PM
Well, toy ships are made to be sunk.Quote from: Mask on June 18, 2016, 11:06:06 PM
@James GryphonQuote from: James Gryphon on June 18, 2016, 11:09:33 PM
Quote from: Delthion on June 18, 2016, 11:53:29 PM
Captain America is just a really fit disc golfer. ;D
Quote from: Fatch of Southsward on June 18, 2016, 11:59:38 PMQuote from: Søren on June 18, 2016, 08:05:41 PMQuote from: Kitsune on June 18, 2016, 10:52:10 PMI plan on leaving anyway.
He's not the only one (I've just put it off for three months :P ).
Me: Joins Forum
Forum: Let me just crash and burn really quick.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 19, 2016, 02:51:32 AMQuote from: Sagetip on June 18, 2016, 11:49:57 PMSo do you identify as bi? -_-
OK well....Spoiler
Star Wars:SnokeFives
Flash: Caitlin
Avatar: Zuko
Marvel: Tony Stark (Iron Man)
That's all... for now
I mean technically all the clones are awesome but I had to pick one.
EDIT: @Jet the binturong: Check again (I don't know why, they're just equally awesome...)[close]
Quote from: Jet the binturong on June 19, 2016, 02:55:18 AM
Well I'm not gonna answer for Sage but Robert Downey Jr. is one of those people that transcends the barrier of gender. Like Gerard Way. Or Johnny Depp.
Quote from: Mask on June 19, 2016, 01:40:53 AM
Thomas Sangster is adorable. ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 19, 2016, 03:03:29 AM
OHMERGERDNESS, yes, he is really attractive. :D
Quote from: Delthion on June 19, 2016, 03:28:57 PM
*Sees Jukka's and Mask's most recent posts in this thread. Leaves.* ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 19, 2016, 09:45:37 PM
Aww, are you jealous 'cause we're talking about another guy? ;D
Quote from: Delthion on June 20, 2016, 04:46:41 AM
No...just frightened. ;D
Quote from: Skarzs on July 03, 2016, 02:57:25 PMQuote from: Kitsune on July 03, 2016, 07:46:58 AMHow did he find that picture. . .Quote from: Skyblade on June 25, 2016, 02:37:07 AM
NO SERIOUSLY, WHO VOTED FOR ME? WHATEVER THE REASON, I WANT TO KNOW! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE BEEN DRIVEN AROUND THIS CIRCLE? I AM A VERY CURIOUS FELLOW,LIKE A CERTAIN CHARACTER FROM MY NOVEL(SHUT UP, BOOK REFERENCES!)
So yeah. Just tell me. I don't take SFC seriously, so I'm not really upset about it all, but I'd like to know :P
/me winks.Spoiler
[close]
Quote from: Jet the binturong on July 03, 2016, 02:58:18 PM
He probably typed something like "winking fox" into Google.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 04, 2016, 05:35:30 AM
First there is love, then hate of love, then conjoined hate of love, then Winnie the Pooh references, then quotes from Winnie the Pooh characters, and now the death of Winnie the Pooh characters. You might be a forum member if this is normal.
Quote from: Skarzs on July 06, 2016, 03:07:21 AM
Drill a hole in it, sink the ship, drown the occupants, leave no survivors.
Quote from: Mask on March 08, 2016, 12:14:54 AM
I once considered getting my hair chopped down to nothing. I still want to, I just know it's not going to happen in the near future because my entire family is violently opposed to the idea.
Wow, I just realized something. The few times I have freaked out and ranted on the forum, it was usually hair related. #firstworldproblems
Quote from: Sagetip on July 12, 2016, 08:22:34 PM
OORAH!
REGRET IS A NAME, SERGEANT, THE NAME OF INE OF THE COVENENT'S HOLY LEADERS. AND WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TO HIM?
Quote from: Lord Daskar on July 12, 2016, 08:36:37 PM
STAND IN THE CORNER AND WONDER WHO HE IS!
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 11:14:19 PM
Jett.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on July 14, 2016, 11:15:08 PM
I will punch you. >:(
Quote from: Delthion on July 12, 2016, 03:54:36 PM
Captain America is so overrated, just workout very seriously every day and get a metal Frisbee! Simple! ;D
Quote from: Skarzs on July 12, 2016, 04:39:31 PM
You mean work out using the most American way possible: Steroids.
Quote from: Delthion on July 12, 2016, 08:44:46 PM
Precisely! ;D
Quote from: Mask on July 26, 2016, 08:12:40 PM
I ARE SCARED.
A BOY WANTS TO ASK ME OUT.
I'M NOT READY FOR THIS.
SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Skarzs on July 26, 2016, 08:21:59 PM
Bring some pepper spray. And if you don't have any, get some. And if you can't get some, fill your pockets with dirt just in case. Put some vegetable oil on your hands so he can't hold them. Wear a gas mask to protect against cooties and so that he can't see your face. Wear five sets of clothing, including scuba gear, skydiving gear, snowboarding gear, and welding gear, all underneath an ankle-length dress.
Good luck, and have fun!
Quote from: Mask on July 26, 2016, 08:26:25 PM
Thanks for the excellent advice. ;D
Quote from: Delthion
OOC: Eul!!! YOU ARE MAKING THE MISTAKE THAT ALL GOOD GUYS MAKE THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO A SEQUEL!!! YOU ARE NOT MAKING IT SO THAT HE DIES BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT!!! This will come back to haunt you all! ;D
Quote from: Eul
OOC: but... she's like Jason Bourne... ;D
Ok, and are you guys just going to ignore that fact that he just bit my finger off and it's bleeding and I'm obviously in pain and need immediate medical attention?!
Quote from: Fatch
OOC: I'm dying laughing at this! You guys have made this game a lot of fun! I really appreciate the participation - I didn't expect it to go this far. ;D
Quote from: Eul
OOC: You know, I could make an argument that having an elbow slammed into your neck (a pressure point) by someone filled with an adrenaline rush would immobilize you at least long enough for the immediate actions of another character to prevent you from biting off someone's finger. But, you know, who cares? It's just a finger ;D
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 23, 2016, 10:39:16 PM
No chocolate? I guess I'll just toss it in that trash can, what a waste.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 23, 2016, 10:42:38 PM
*Digs it out of trash and eats it*
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 23, 2016, 10:45:13 PM
Really?
/me grabs another chocolate bar and smears it all over some grilled turkey.
/me throws it away.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 23, 2016, 10:46:36 PMQuote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 23, 2016, 10:42:38 PM
*Digs it out of trash and eats it*
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 23, 2016, 10:50:00 PM
I didn't say it was in the trashcan.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 23, 2016, 10:51:05 PM
Oh. Then what did i eat? *turns green*
Quote from: Lady Amber on June 23, 2016, 11:56:26 PMQuote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 23, 2016, 10:51:05 PMI believe you ate the pile of rotting worms I threw in there earlier.
Oh. Then what did i eat? *turns green*
Quote from: the ancient shoutbox log
[June 12, 2016, 10:51:00 pm] Jukka the Sling: On another note, Russa is currently annoying everyone by continually saying in a weird voice, "You DO believe in spooks", altered from the Wizard of Oz thing. And now she knows I'm typing his on the iPod and she's mildly concerned...
[June 12, 2016, 10:51:51 pm] Søren: o_0
[June 12, 2016, 10:51:57 pm] Gonff the Mousethief: I thought you said Russia and I started to say something to Søren and ask if he knew anything about it
[June 12, 2016, 10:52:10 pm] Jukka the Sling: I think it's past her bedtime.
Quote from: Søren on August 03, 2016, 11:13:53 PMYou mean that isn't Putin chanting Mother Russia with the strong smell of vodka on his breath to me in the deep depths of the night, sending a cold, probably rigged Olympic score my way? Must be James then
Gonff, Russia isn't going around telling people weird things in the night. ;D (Well, not in this side of the Atlantic anyway...)
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on July 29, 2016, 06:46:25 AM
thanks banya! As ive said, i really dont think i could ever bring myself to get a tattoo, but i still like to think about it :)
Quote from: Banya on July 29, 2016, 06:54:02 AM
If it's pain holding you back, there's always the option of doing it while you're drunk. Nevermind, that was terrible advice. :)
Quote from: Fatch of Southsward on August 10, 2016, 09:12:00 PMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 10, 2016, 08:31:23 PM
(But yeah, I guess it's canon ;).)Quote from: Delthion on August 10, 2016, 08:04:26 PM
Rosie what might work is restarting the Gonsie wedding topic. ;D
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 10, 2016, 09:17:03 PM
That's definitely what Del looks like when he makes a wedding topic.
1. I have an idea.
2. I'll make a new wedding topic.
After the unfortunate (The Redcoats.) pair react.
3. Ha ha ha!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on August 10, 2016, 10:29:13 PMWyldera OTP <3
Was reading this and it made me laugh too hard not to share it... Even if it is a bit embarrassing sometimes.
Just wait, Soren. My revenge will come...Shoutbox
[Today at 04:51:23 am] * Wylder Treejumper revolts
[Today at 04:51:26 am] * Kitsune shakes head
[Today at 04:51:30 am] * Søren is dying of laughter
[Today at 04:51:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: Dang Soren
[Today at 04:51:38 am] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you
[Today at 04:51:39 am] Kitsune: Take your NSFW spam to tumblr :P
[Today at 04:51:49 am] Wylder Treejumper: Don't weird out Fatch
[Today at 04:51:53 am] Mhera: Totally understandable, Fatch. Have you checked the front lawns out yet?
[Today at 04:51:56 am] * Søren is going to leave
[Today at 04:51:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Anyways, Welcome!
[Today at 04:52:03 am] Kitsune: NOH
[Today at 04:52:03 am] Søren: Bye
[Today at 04:52:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: We love new members!
[Today at 04:52:17 am] Mhera: There's an Introduvtiokn Thresd where you'll get a much more sane welcome.
[Today at 04:52:17 am] Wylder Treejumper: Just not creepy ones like Soren.
[Today at 04:52:19 am] Kitsune: You must stay and apologize for scarring a new member
[Today at 04:52:32 am] Fatch of Southsward: <3
[Today at 04:52:40 am] Mhera: See ya, Sor. Just not in the shower.
[Today at 04:52:41 am] Søren: @Fatch Sorry, you walked in on a prank ;D
[Today at 04:52:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: If you are like Soren, weird and too romantic, the door is over there
[Today at 04:52:44 am] Kitsune: And also to me, who visualizes everything everyone says and never wants to see that again
[Today at 04:52:50 am] Kitsune: XDD
[Today at 04:53:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hey Sor, there's the door.
[Today at 04:53:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO
[Today at 04:53:17 am] Søren: Fine
[Today at 04:53:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: We will discuss your punishment later
[Today at 04:53:22 am] Kitsune: Go be naked. By yourself.
[Today at 04:53:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: I'll prepare the rack.
[Today at 04:53:28 am] Kitsune: ::)
[Today at 04:53:34 am] * Søren stares at Wylder creepy like as he walks away
[Today at 04:53:42 am] Kitsune: Geez.
[Today at 04:53:43 am] Søren: *insert creepy picture I couldn't find*
[Today at 04:53:51 am] Kitsune: WTH
[Today at 04:53:55 am] Mhera: I'm weirded out.
[Today at 04:53:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren is always creepy. Don't worry too much.
[Today at 04:54:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: He'll leave and everything will be fine.
[Today at 04:54:12 am] Fatch of Southsward:
[Today at 04:54:13 am] Søren: Ok, I'm gone, for reals now.
[Today at 04:54:15 am] Kitsune: X'D
[Today at 04:54:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: GOOD
[Today at 04:54:36 am] Kitsune: Bish
[Today at 04:54:36 am] Mhera: ADIOS
[Today at 04:54:41 am] * Kitsune points
[Today at 04:54:45 am] Kitsune: The door.
[Today at 04:54:53 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO
[Today at 04:55:01 am] Wylder Treejumper: BEGONE, FOUL CREATURE
[Today at 04:55:15 am] Søren: Ok, that last one stung @Wylder
[Today at 04:55:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO, ELSE I MUST CLEANSE THIS FORUM OF YOUR FILTH
[Today at 04:55:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: GO, WASH OFF THAT FILTH IN YOUR SHOWER
[Today at 04:55:47 am] Wylder Treejumper: ;D
[Today at 04:55:52 am] Perifæn: Hi
[Today at 04:55:52 am] Wylder Treejumper: See ya, Sor
[Today at 04:55:55 am] Søren: @Fatch If you're still watching, don't worry about Kit, Wylder and Mhera. They're cool. I'm over caffeinated.
[Today at 04:56:01 am] Perifæn: Bye Soren
[Today at 04:56:01 am] Kitsune: We love you Sor. XD
[Today at 04:56:05 am] Søren: @Peri Hai
[Today at 04:56:15 am] Søren: Don't look at the shout box history
[Today at 04:56:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: He's over creepy, is what he is
[Today at 04:56:24 am] Kitsune: Yeah. XD
[Today at 04:56:25 am] Søren: BYE LIKE FOR REAL
[Today at 04:56:26 am] Perifæn: Too late XD
[Today at 04:56:35 am] Fatch of Southsward: Bye
[Today at 04:56:41 am] Perifæn: Okay bye Soren
[Today at 04:56:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: Guys, we have scarred the new member
[Today at 04:57:04 am] Perifæn: Hi Fatch welcome to the forum family
[Today at 04:57:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: I vote torture.
[Today at 04:57:14 am] Kitsune: I'm sorry Fatch, that was a really bad intro. :P We're a really clean community, it just gets crazy on caffeine
[Today at 04:57:23 am] Kitsune: And lack of sleep XD
[Today at 04:57:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: So, crazy. Yeah.
[Today at 04:57:41 am] Fatch of Southsward: Deeply scarred
[Today at 04:58:05 am] Wylder Treejumper: Seriously, we should excommunicate him, or something...
[Today at 04:58:19 am] Kitsune: It wasn't that bad. You know it. ;D
[Today at 04:58:33 am] Fatch of Southsward: No, what did I do?
[Today at 04:58:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: Circumstances dictate otherwise
[Today at 04:58:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: We have to EASE them in
[Today at 04:59:07 am] Mhera: Well, in all honesty, Wylder is pretty much always like this....
[Today at 04:59:15 am] Wylder Treejumper: By the time they join the cult, they shouldn't even realize it
[Today at 04:59:26 am] Kitsune: @Fatch: Wylder is talking about Søren
[Today at 04:59:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: >:)
[Today at 04:59:47 am] Kitsune: * >:D
[Today at 04:59:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: ...
[Today at 05:00:03 am] Wylder Treejumper: So.
[Today at 05:00:09 am] Wylder Treejumper: Let's talk.
[Today at 05:00:11 am] Kitsune: I corrected your fail. You are welcome.
[Today at 05:00:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: About.
[Today at 05:00:17 am] Wylder Treejumper: Cheese!
[Today at 05:00:25 am] Wylder Treejumper: No. better.
[Today at 05:00:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball!
[Today at 05:00:29 am] Mhera: I don't like cheese.
[Today at 05:00:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: Go Marinees!
[Today at 05:00:41 am] Kitsune: I have to make guacamole. See you all in a bit.
[Today at 05:00:42 am] Wylder Treejumper: *Mariners
[Today at 05:00:52 am] Perifæn: Yummy guacamole
[Today at 05:00:53 am] Mhera: At 11:00 PM?
[Today at 05:01:07 am] Perifæn: See you Kit
[Today at 05:01:08 am] Mhera: Okay, see you Kit.
[Today at 05:01:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: Avocados are best unadulterated
[Today at 05:01:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: See ya Plugg
[Today at 05:01:48 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hey, we play the Rangers tomorrow
[Today at 05:01:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: Cool
[Today at 05:02:00 am] Mhera: Go Rangers!
[Today at 05:02:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Revenge time!
[Today at 05:02:20 am] Fatch of Southsward: Showers and Guacamole. What kind of a place is this?
[Today at 05:02:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: Our good pitchers are back!
[Today at 05:02:23 am] Mhera: In your dreams!
[Today at 05:02:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Our hitting is hot!
[Today at 05:02:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: And our mojo is here!
[Today at 05:02:48 am] Mhera: @Fatch: In all fairness, you signed up for it ;D
[Today at 05:02:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: BASEBALL!!!
[Today at 05:03:06 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do you like baseball, Fatch?
[Today at 05:04:01 am] Fatch of Southsward: I'm not a big fan. I prefer Football.
[Today at 05:04:01 am] Wylder Treejumper: (This is where you say, "Yes, I am a rabid Mariners fan")
[Today at 05:04:45 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren has a thing about showers, mine is baseball.
[Today at 05:04:52 am] Mhera: But really, you caught four of the weirdest members in full swing. The Introduction Thread in the Front Lawns is the place to go to meet the rest of the members :)
[Today at 05:05:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: That's OK, though, because we are also the four coolest members
[Today at 05:05:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: You will learn to love us
[Today at 05:05:57 am] Perifæn: I might be back in a bit guys. If not bye.
[Today at 05:06:00 am] Wylder Treejumper: After all, everyone knows Mariners fans are loveable.
[Today at 05:06:04 am] Fatch of Southsward: Oh, I already love you. <3
[Today at 05:06:08 am] Wylder Treejumper: Scientific fact.
[Today at 05:06:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: ;D
[Today at 05:06:13 am] Mhera: Bye Peri!
[Today at 05:06:20 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, he'll fit right in.
[Today at 05:06:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: Welcome to the club, Fatch!
[Today at 05:06:41 am] Mhera: You're insane. Welcome aboard, Fatch!
[Today at 05:06:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: Find an obsession and you're good to go.
[Today at 05:06:59 am] Mhera: Wait, I don't have an obsession.
[Today at 05:07:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah you do. Me, obviously.
[Today at 05:07:24 am] Wylder Treejumper:
[Today at 05:07:40 am] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, you DID follow me.
[Today at 05:08:02 am] Mhera: If Soren ever finds this Wyldera will never die.
[Today at 05:08:08 am] Fatch of Southsward: You're a couple? It all makes sense now!
[Today at 05:08:15 am] Wylder Treejumper: You mean live?
[Today at 05:08:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: NO!
[Today at 05:08:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: OK, I walked into that one.
[Today at 05:08:35 am] Mhera: NO FATCH
[Today at 05:08:39 am] Wylder Treejumper: Allow me to explain.
[Today at 05:08:47 am] Wylder Treejumper: She is obsessed with me.
[Today at 05:09:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: I am completely cool and never say a thing back.
[Today at 05:09:14 am] Wylder Treejumper: It's very one sided.
[Today at 05:09:23 am] Mhera: Oh my goodness
[Today at 05:09:36 am] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, we even fight over sports.
[Today at 05:10:01 am] Mhera: No this is not right at all
[Today at 05:10:04 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, very obviously a fabrication.
[Today at 05:10:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Denial. Yup.
[Today at 05:10:25 am] Wylder Treejumper: This thing is not happening.
[Today at 05:10:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: Also, I should stop talking.
[Today at 05:10:35 am] Mhera: I should say not
[Today at 05:11:06 am] Mhera: Wait no I mean do stop
[Today at 05:11:11 am] Wylder Treejumper: OK, if you insist
[Today at 05:11:23 am] Wylder Treejumper: See, she doesn't even want me to stop talking
[Today at 05:11:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Isn't it sweet?
[Today at 05:11:49 am] Mhera: If I ever stop laughing I will kill you.
[Today at 05:11:59 am] Fatch of Southsward: I never thought I would be third wheeling on a redwall website. I approve of this.
[Today at 05:12:16 am] Wylder Treejumper: She just can't resist the melodious look of my text
[Today at 05:12:34 am] Wylder Treejumper: And she threatens me. How cute!
[Today at 05:12:47 am] Mhera: Fatch! It's too early for you to turn to the dark side!
[Today at 05:13:08 am] * Wylder Treejumper is laughing too hard to type
[Today at 05:13:31 am] Wylder Treejumper: This is almost as good as the game
[Today at 05:13:58 am] Søren: HELLO WYLDERA! Hi Fatch! I promise, no more weirdness tonight from me :)
[Today at 05:13:59 am] Mhera: No! No compliments!
[Today at 05:14:02 am] Wylder Treejumper: Come to the dark side. We have cookies. And fangirls, apparently.
[Today at 05:14:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: Oops.
[Today at 05:14:33 am] Mhera: WYLDER SØREN HAS SEEN THIS
[Today at 05:14:44 am] Wylder Treejumper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Today at 05:14:56 am] Søren: Mwahahaha!! ;D
[Today at 05:15:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: THIS WAS JUST A JOKE I SWEAR
[Today at 05:15:17 am] * Søren is headed to the Cellars to make a thread
[Today at 05:15:22 am] Mhera: YOUR GOT US INTO THIS MESS YOU CAN GET US OUT
[Today at 05:15:29 am] Wylder Treejumper: I MEAN, I DON'T SWEAR BUT I DO
[Today at 05:15:36 am] Mhera: IKR
[Today at 05:15:43 am] Wylder Treejumper: SOOOOORENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
[Today at 05:15:50 am] Fatch of Southsward: @Søren: They're kinda cute :)
[Today at 05:16:08 am] Mhera: Give him some of the dark side cookies Wylder, maybe he'll stop
[Today at 05:16:15 am] Mhera: FATCH
[Today at 05:16:18 am] * Wylder Treejumper sobs
[Today at 05:16:28 am] Søren: @Fatch Aren't they? Also, THANK YOU for using the Ø. It's so nice when people do.
[Today at 05:16:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: My carefully cultivated image... is GONE!
[Today at 05:16:59 am] * Mhera does not comfort Wylder because this is his fault and that would be more shipping fuel
[Today at 05:17:19 am] * Wylder Treejumper berates Mhera because that last post was too!
[Today at 05:17:43 am] Mhera: This is hopeless!
[Today at 05:17:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do it but don't SAY it!
[Today at 05:18:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: Soren! Whatever you want, I can get for you!
[Today at 05:18:21 am] Mhera: If you insist!
[Today at 05:18:30 am] Wylder Treejumper: I'm begging you, don't!
[Today at 05:18:48 am] * Wylder Treejumper should stop talking
[Today at 05:19:05 am] * Mhera dies
[Today at 05:19:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: Maybe I should just shut up...
[Today at 05:19:22 am] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah, dying works too
[Today at 05:19:37 am] Mhera: No it doesn't.
[Today at 05:19:37 am] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you, Mher
[Today at 05:19:42 am] Søren: I was going to put it in Funny Posts. ;)
[Today at 05:19:54 am] Wylder Treejumper: If you hadn't followed me, this wouldn't happen
[Today at 05:20:11 am] Søren: OH LOOK, A PET NAME!
[Today at 05:20:31 am] Mhera: WYLDER STOP TALKING
[Today at 05:20:32 am] Søren: How delightful! :D
[Today at 05:21:22 am] Søren: Alright. I'll her your offers.
[Today at 05:21:29 am] Søren: Hear*
[Today at 05:21:37 am] Wylder Treejumper: That's called a typo, Soren ::)
[Today at 05:22:04 am] Wylder Treejumper: Besides, it was Kit's idea first
[Today at 05:22:07 am] Mhera: I have nothing to offer but the remnants of my pride.
[Today at 05:22:18 am] Wylder Treejumper: I have no pride lift to offer...
[Today at 05:22:20 am] Søren: What was that Mr. I-Don't-Know-About-Relationships?
[Today at 05:22:36 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you this expired voucher for free pizza!
[Today at 05:22:42 am] Fatch of Southsward: Can we call you Mher, or does only Wylder Treejumper get to do that?
[Today at 05:22:52 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you a Book of Mormon...
[Today at 05:22:57 am] * Søren highfived Fatch
[Today at 05:22:57 am] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 05:23:07 am] Wylder Treejumper: I can gove you violin lessons?
[Today at 05:23:07 am] Mhera: @Fatch: Mher's fine ;)
[Today at 05:23:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: *give
[Today at 05:23:31 am] Mhera: And not just for Wyldr
[Today at 05:23:51 am] Søren: ANOTHER PET NAME! :D
[Today at 05:24:01 am] Mhera: *Wylder
[Today at 05:24:06 am] Mhera: NO
[Today at 05:24:13 am] Wylder Treejumper: ?
[Today at 05:24:22 am] Wylder Treejumper: Hm?
[Today at 05:24:27 am] Søren: I'll hold onto these. But I won't post them. Your forum lives are spared. ;)
[Today at 05:24:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: What did I do now?
[Today at 05:24:34 am] Mhera: It's a typo, Wylder! Nothing else!
[Today at 05:24:58 am] Fatch of Southsward: Two typos about each other. Coincidence? I think not
[Today at 05:24:59 am] Wylder Treejumper: Wow, we have typos a lot
[Today at 05:25:19 am] Wylder Treejumper: Not surprising, seeing I get stuck on caps lock
[Today at 05:25:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: ...And can't get off
[Today at 05:25:51 am] Mhera: @Søren: THANK YOU. I give you the gift of "ø"
[Today at 05:26:31 am] * Søren thumbs up
[Today at 05:28:56 am] Wylder Treejumper: So......
[Today at 05:29:26 am] Mhera: Yeah.
[Today at 05:29:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 05:29:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball.
[Today at 05:29:59 am] Mhera: Well...
[Today at 05:30:11 am] Mhera: Go Rangers.
[Today at 05:30:20 am] Søren: *insert "Now Kiss" gif I can't find*
[Today at 05:30:28 am] Wylder Treejumper: Mariners will crush you tomorrow!
[Today at 05:30:46 am] Mhera: It just keeps getting worse
[Today at 05:30:48 am] Wylder Treejumper: ....And I'll crush YOU tonight, Soren!
[Today at 05:31:01 am] Fatch of Southsward: Hehehehe @Soren I'm dying
[Today at 05:31:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: My soul is already dead
[Today at 05:31:43 am] Mhera: Fatch, pleeeesease don't let this be your forever view of Wylder and I
[Today at 05:31:49 am] Wylder Treejumper: It died long ago
[Today at 05:31:50 am] Kitsune: Fatch, if you really want to know, there are a few legit pairs on here XD Just not them.
[Today at 05:32:10 am] Wylder Treejumper: A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....
[Today at 05:32:21 am] Wylder Treejumper: Wylder's soul died.
[Today at 05:32:29 am] Kitsune: True. :P
[Today at 05:32:33 am] Wylder Treejumper: He left it in the Midwest.
[Today at 05:32:54 am] Wylder Treejumper: It now hovers around Bush Stadium, haunting the Cardinals
[Today at 05:32:59 am] Kitsune: How was the shower Sør? I must ask since it was... described :P
[Today at 05:33:10 am] Mhera: Wait, so is it dead or alive?
[Today at 05:33:22 am] Mhera: Hopefully solo...
[Today at 05:33:26 am] Wylder Treejumper: Its undead
[Today at 05:33:32 am] Wylder Treejumper: Duh
[Today at 05:33:46 am] Mhera: Oh. Yeah. Obviously:
[Today at 05:33:51 am] Wylder Treejumper: My soul can't die, so long as baseball survives!
[Today at 05:33:51 am] Mhera: *.
[Today at 05:33:55 am] Søren: @Kit ::)
[Today at 05:34:01 am] Kitsune: Well? XDD
[Today at 05:34:27 am] Søren: Mhera and Wylder are talking baseball so as to cover up their PDA. ;D
[Today at 05:34:39 am] Søren: @Kit I'm clean. :P
[Today at 05:34:41 am] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball is life!
[Today at 05:34:51 am] Kitsune: Good. :P
[Today at 05:34:53 am] Wylder Treejumper: Do not mock baseball as a coverup!
[Today at 05:35:12 am] Wylder Treejumper: It is worth more than your miserable life![close]
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 09:37:19 PM
Yes, fear me. ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 11, 2016, 09:39:21 PM
Just look at that terrifying grin Gonff. Stare into the nonexistent eyes. Look at the three teeth.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 11, 2016, 10:31:29 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 07:12:03 PM
Me and @Skarzs :P
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 06, 2016, 07:15:26 PM
Awww, Skarzs, you are so fluffy!
Quote from: Skarzs on July 06, 2016, 07:22:10 PM
Her words, not mine.
What made you think that was you and I? :P
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 07:23:39 PM
They were fighting :)
Quote from: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 08:17:14 PM
I think it looks like more of a hug.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 06, 2016, 08:18:17 PM
That's what would lead to the fighting.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 08:19:47 PM
Ohhh. Rosie's jumping at Skarzs wanting a hug and yelling, 'Torte!' Then Skarzs punches her. Now I see.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 05:55:00 AM
-_-
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 05:55:33 AM
As soon as Faiy walks in Skarzs' face will change to ._.
;D
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 05:56:16 AM
I have a wide variety of faces.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 05:56:36 AM
Yes but your romantic face which is saved for Faiy is ._.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 11, 2016, 07:35:55 PMQuote from: Delthion on August 11, 2016, 07:25:55 PM
Soren, who is my second vote?
*Wants to say something really, really bad but will cause me lasting pain*
Quote from: Skarzs on August 10, 2016, 03:32:34 AM
Still have one.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 10, 2016, 04:05:32 AM
Is it Del?
Quote from: Skarzs on August 10, 2016, 05:21:32 AMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 10, 2016, 04:05:32 AMI HAVE A KNIFE I JUST MADE READY TO TASTE SOME BLOOD, GONFF.
Is it Del?
. . . Now it's back at two. -_-
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 10, 2016, 06:29:22 AM
Man, please make that knife a food critic. That is where the money flow comes from. Maybe Faiy finally popped in and wanted a piece of those delicious troll muscles as well (I'm so going to get burned at the stake for this)
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 02:37:01 PMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 10, 2016, 06:29:22 AM
Man, please make that knife a food critic. That is where the money flow comes from. Maybe Faiy finally popped in and wanted a piece of those delicious troll muscles as well (I'm so going to get burned at the stake for this)
*Enters* *Sees the carnage* *Looks at Gonff* I was told you lot were miss behaving... and really if you knew anything about our history you would know I am only interested in his heart of gold... you are lucky I don't turn your fluffy blue tail into a couch pillow.
As for the rest of you. *turns on everyone else* Skarzs is mine and I'm not sharing so back off.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on August 11, 2016, 02:57:00 PM
So Skarzs is a tsundere and Faiy is a yandere. Interesting.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:08:05 AM
Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:10:01 AM^This belongs in this topic.Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:08:05 AM
Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.
I stuck my toe in the Cellars pool (Which is a weird color mind you) and got swallowed by a shark. Now I'm going all Jason Bourne to escape.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 11, 2016, 02:02:11 AM
Skarthion.
Quote from: Sagetip on August 11, 2016, 02:39:58 AM
Ship ship shippity ship.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 11, 2016, 04:12:24 AMQuote from: Skarzs on August 11, 2016, 04:09:32 AMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 11, 2016, 02:02:11 AMI WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN RAW.
Skarthion.
I can cook it for you for five bucks.
Quote from: Sagetip on August 11, 2016, 04:15:48 AMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 11, 2016, 04:12:24 AMHi yes this is Satan's meat store you buy it we fry it how can I help you?Quote from: Skarzs on August 11, 2016, 04:09:32 AMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 11, 2016, 02:02:11 AMI WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN RAW.
Skarthion.
I can cook it for you for five bucks.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:14:03 AM
See the proper way to deal with a ship is to counter-ship! ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:15:41 AMQuote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:14:03 AM
See the proper way to deal with a ship is to counter-ship! ;D
I always see this as a ship sailing then Del just throws another until both are obliterated and he is smiling like ;D. Especially if it's a canon ship. Those try to fire back but can't in time.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:16:27 AM
Canon ships aren't sunk by others, though.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:08:05 AM
Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:09:06 AM
Agreed. ;D
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:10:59 AMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:10:01 AM^This belongs in this topic.Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:08:05 AM
Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.
I stuck my toe in the Cellars pool (Which is a weird color mind you) and got swallowed by a shark. Now I'm going all Jason Bourne to escape.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:13:06 AM
Agreed... ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:05:43 AM
I don't completely get that one...
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:06:08 AM
That's because only Soren knows why it's so funny.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:06:23 AM
Ah.
Quote from: Søren on August 14, 2016, 06:18:24 AM
@Gonff the Mousethief Guess whatGonff's Eyes Only
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:08:05 AM
Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:09:06 AM
Agreed. ;DQuote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:10:59 AMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:10:01 AM^This belongs in this topic.Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:08:05 AM
Oh, Gonff totally deserved everything he got.
I stuck my toe in the Cellars pool (Which is a weird color mind you) and got swallowed by a shark. Now I'm going all Jason Bourne to escape.Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:13:06 AM
Agreed... ;DQuote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:05:43 AM
I don't completely get that one...Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:06:08 AM
That's because only Soren knows why it's so funny.Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:06:23 AM
Ah.
They agree on so much!!!![close]
Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:20:38 AM
Yeah, well Soren's just gonna blow it over like "Pfft, nope. You're all just silly." I try something like that and it explodes in my face.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:21:20 AMMaking up a ship for someone.
Something like what?
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:21:45 AMThree, actually. And they are all abominations.Quote from: Skarzs on August 14, 2016, 06:20:38 AM
Yeah, well Soren's just gonna blow it over like "Pfft, nope. You're all just silly." I try something like that and it explodes in my face.
But you got your own topic because of it.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:32:23 AM
I ship with a smile! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:32:23 AM
I ship with a smile! ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:34:13 AMQuote from: Delthion on August 14, 2016, 06:32:23 AM
I ship with a smile! ;D
It's like the royal seal used to stamp documents.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 04, 2016, 10:32:24 PM
One score and zero pages ago, Delthion loosened his insanity faucet a little wider.
Quote from: Søren on August 15, 2016, 05:38:49 AMQuote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:37:29 AMOh. Well, don't down Jude. ;D
I meant the song... ;D
Quote from: Søren on August 15, 2016, 05:40:16 AM
I'm sorry, but the poll says every approved ship get's a wedding topic. What about the ships with those who have already been married off? HOME WRECKER!
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 17, 2016, 04:54:01 AM
i had a vote a while ago, and they disappeared without the pool even resetting. ill bet my sarcasm and advanced meme knowledge scared them off.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2016, 12:54:54 PM
MY FUTURE HOUSE
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 04:14:43 AM
*Rosie's future house if I ever come to visit.*Spoiler
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Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 15, 2016, 04:46:18 AM
Rosie, that is why you never by girl scout cookies (Especially if one has a lampshade on).
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 04:47:22 AM
Gonff is right, if there is one rule to live by it's this: NEVER LET A COOKIE WEARING A LAMPSHADE INTO YOUR HOUSE!!! ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 15, 2016, 04:50:05 AM
That stuff about Stranger Danger, lies. All of it. CWL are the real issues.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 15, 2016, 01:48:53 PM
You just made me search 'Cookie wearing a lampshade' into google :P
Now Gonff the Mousethief, Delthion feast your eyes on this!
\/ \/ \/ \/
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 26, 2016, 03:42:27 AM
Man, only I get married to someone named after a flower, gets shipped with someone who just changed their name to a flower, then am now making it look like I am attracted to a plant. They should call me PoP, Prince of Plantthievery.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2016, 11:22:36 PM
DEL!! I JUST IMAGINED THE LITTLE CANNIBAL HYDRANT BABIES!! SAVE MEEEE!!!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2016, 11:22:36 PM
DEL!! I JUST IMAGINED THE LITTLE CANNIBAL HYDRANT BABIES!! SAVE MEEEE!!!
Quote from: Skarzs on August 28, 2016, 11:38:07 PMQuote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2016, 11:22:36 PM. . . Rosie. What have you done.
DEL!! I JUST IMAGINED THE LITTLE CANNIBAL HYDRANT BABIES!! SAVE MEEEE!!!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2016, 11:39:45 PM
OH THE MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!!!! *Runs around with arms flailing*
Quote from: Skarzs on August 28, 2016, 11:41:12 PM
*Grabs Rosie and slaps her.* Get ahold of yourself!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2016, 11:42:09 PM
*Hugs self* I AAAMMMMM!!!!!!
Quote from: Skarzs on August 28, 2016, 11:58:50 PM
*Faceplams.*
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 29, 2016, 10:42:22 PM
Jet looks like how I pictured him except that he's not pale enough. And I think we have the same curtains.
Quote from: Delthion on August 30, 2016, 02:47:16 AM
No, I mean that you have enough esteem to NOT be a male model! ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 30, 2016, 05:11:36 PMMe
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Quote from: Peony on August 31, 2016, 11:56:37 PM
*Listening to Troye Sivan* *Realizes that I've found almost all my favorite music and books lately through Jet*. . . . . . .
Whoops.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on September 01, 2016, 12:20:34 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ;D
Quote from: Peony on September 01, 2016, 12:21:25 AM
You evil person with excellent taste in books and music!
Quote from: Skarzs on September 01, 2016, 12:24:34 AM---
Gorgeous.
Quote from: Kitsune on September 01, 2016, 03:17:09 AMQuote from: Skarzs on September 01, 2016, 03:16:08 AM
Faiy and I talked over google hangouts. It was fun.
Gorgeous.
Quote from: Søren on August 30, 2016, 06:48:15 PM
The lampshade lad looks better then me...
Quote from: Mask on August 30, 2016, 10:40:14 PMQuote from: Delthion on August 30, 2016, 06:02:28 PM
*Thinks.* How to make this not look like a selfie.... ;D
...
I don't know what to say about this without sounding weird.
You have nice eyes. and lips.
;D
Quote from: Peony on August 30, 2016, 08:32:45 PMQuote from: Jukka the Sling on August 30, 2016, 07:19:54 PMQuote from: Peony on August 30, 2016, 07:08:14 PMWat.
@Del: Don't take this weirdly but your eyes are gorgeous, dude.
You jealous? :P
I'm kidding, it was a mere compliment. No shipping motives behind it.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 05, 2016, 12:27:18 AM
You know what Del, if I ever actually get married in real life you'll be the first to know ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 05, 2016, 12:28:40 AM
I won't be the first to know. I'll be the one arranging it! ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 05, 2016, 12:29:10 AM
. . . I'm scared
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2016, 02:59:16 PMUm.Quote from: Delthion on September 06, 2016, 03:46:28 AM
So I'm the Joker and she's Harley Quinn? ;D (Haven't seen Suicide Squad, hope to never see it. Only know enough about it and Batman to know that happened. ;D)Quote from: Because Gonff Told Me to Post these PMs. (Gonff)See, I would marry Rosie, I already did. But now she doesn't want to married to me, but to you! Now, except the fate which has been bestowed upon thee!Quote from: MeNEVER!!! ;D I shall destroy her and feast on her entrails, glorying over her despair!!! ;DQuote from: GonffLet her read that and then see what happens
But Del, then I will be inside of you and I will be able to see all of your thoughts and secrets! Then I will find out that deep inside you really do love me! ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 06, 2016, 02:59:16 PMQuote from: Delthion on September 06, 2016, 03:46:28 AM
So I'm the Joker and she's Harley Quinn? ;D (Haven't seen Suicide Squad, hope to never see it. Only know enough about it and Batman to know that happened. ;D)Quote from: Because Gonff Told Me to Post these PMs. (Gonff)See, I would marry Rosie, I already did. But now she doesn't want to married to me, but to you! Now, except the fate which has been bestowed upon thee!Quote from: MeNEVER!!! ;D I shall destroy her and feast on her entrails, glorying over her despair!!! ;DQuote from: GonffLet her read that and then see what happens
But Del, then I will be inside of you and I will be able to see all of your thoughts and secrets! Then I will find out that deep inside you really do love me! ;D
Quote from: Søren on September 06, 2016, 03:51:20 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on September 06, 2016, 07:27:08 PMThis post belongs here as well.
The ;D, or the one about being inside of you?
Either way, it looks like y'all are made for each other (or would have been, if you hadn't already been in a committed relationship with Jukka).
Quote from: Groddil on September 08, 2016, 12:23:23 AM
Jukka's married to Soren and Delthion...
Delthion's married to Rosie, Jukka, and Mask...
I'm probably going to be married to a bloody tree tomorrow...
Polygamy. Yay.
Quote from: Kitsune on September 11, 2016, 06:22:07 AM
I'm no longer single. This is weird.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 11, 2016, 03:24:36 PM
...... wait, you're married?!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on September 12, 2016, 03:35:26 PMQuote from: Kitsune on September 12, 2016, 02:36:46 PMQuote from: Skarzs on September 12, 2016, 03:07:56 AMQuote from: Jet the binturong on September 11, 2016, 04:49:53 PMOh, the queen of the Earth Kingdom? Yeah. . . She gun die.
Why is Avatar's Earth Kingdom always so crazy? I thought it would have gone back to normal after Aang liberated it from Long Feng but no, now the queen is a complete nutcase. Like I literally want her to die. Why are Korra's villains so boring? Amon was cool until we found out who he was and then he turned into a moron. But Tarrlok was so hateful and dull, Unalaq was painfully bland and the Earth Queen is such a stereotype it's unreal. Zahir (sp?) seems cool though, so maybe there's hope.
Spoiler alert. ::)
It wasn't really a spoiler, it didn't say that Zaheer literally removed the air from Hou-Ting's lungs and suffocated her to death.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on September 12, 2016, 04:48:05 PM
... That was uncalled for, Ash.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on September 14, 2016, 10:20:34 PMThat was a spoiler for me, too. And yeah, I'm a little ticked.
That wasn't funny, it was cruel.
No I'm not joking. I despise being spoiled for things.
Quote from: Sagetip on September 16, 2016, 06:40:08 PM
Give me an S!
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on September 16, 2016, 06:45:01 PM
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Quote from: Søren on September 14, 2016, 07:56:28 PMQuote from: Delthion on September 14, 2016, 07:46:00 PMIf that was a movie I'd buy it.
Skarzs would probably do something like that in real life. Then the girl's brothers that he angered with his bluntness try to kill him but Skarzs has abs so their attacks are worthless. One of her brothers ends up being Thor, and when he whacks Skarzs in the ribs with his hammer, it's the just like hitting Captain America's shield. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 25, 2016, 05:13:12 AM
Once upon a time there was a lad. This lad dreamed of creating the strongest abs on the planet, so he ate four dozen eggs a day, and trained day and night, until they formed what looked like a giant tumor to those who did not know him, those who did not know of, the abs! Then he courted a woman named Belle but that's another story! Then a different woman took a fancy to him, but he turned away coldly, so coldly in fact that her brothers formed a blood pact, stating that they would kill this lad or die themselves. They fought the lad, but he just pointed the abs at the brothers and they collapsed. Unfortunately, the brothers did get close enough to inflict many wounds upon his face, earning the lad the nickname, "Skarzs". Now Skarzs roamed the world, seeking some enemy that can withstand his awesome power. He came into contact with a faerie, who resisted the force of his abs using the dark magic of holo-technology. He endeavored as a last resort to squish this troublesome faerie. She dodged, and he as a result of his defeat, served this Faerie as the queen of his heart and his world. They roamed the world together in perfect harmony and happiness, content in what they supposed to be friendship. But then, they ventured deep into a forest, near a lake, where a crazed, pitiful creature, made boats out of twigs, grinning with pleasure when a boat floated, and cursing in dismay when one sank. This creature was known as the "Master Shipper", and when he saw the faerie and Skarzs, he realized that these people must be united in marriage, and he, out of the goodness heart, turned from his lunacy for a time and endeavored to bring them together, unfortunately, the faerie and Skarzs were not happy at having their emotions so easily seen, and turned on the poor creature. The Master Shipper resisted valiantly, and brought the battle to a stalemate, when the lad and the faerie recognized a creature more powerful than the abs or the dark holograms, and were wedded on the spot. Skarzs and the faerie live happily today in a cottage near the lake where they were first wed, with Skarzs' abs keeping evil from all the land. The Master Shipper is now a wedding planner.
;D
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on September 27, 2016, 05:35:29 PM
YES WE HAVE A WONDERFUL COLLECTION OF LINE DANCES FOR Y'ALL TO ENJOY
/me puts on a playlist of 501 line dances, dashes away with Peony, and bars the whole area so no one can leave
the first 20 songs are Cotton Eye Joe in different languages please enjoy
Quote from: Søren on September 25, 2016, 06:00:18 AMQuote from: Delthion on September 25, 2016, 05:13:12 AM
Once upon a time there was a lad. This lad dreamed of creating the strongest abs on the planet, so he ate four dozen eggs a day, and trained day and night, until they formed what looked like a giant tumor to those who did not know him, those who did not know of, the abs! Then he courted a woman named Belle but that's another story! Then a different woman took a fancy to him, but he turned away coldly, so coldly in fact that her brothers formed a blood pact, stating that they would kill this lad or die themselves. They fought the lad, but he just pointed the abs at the brothers and they collapsed. Unfortunately, the brothers did get close enough to inflict many wounds upon his face, earning the lad the nickname, "Skarzs". Now Skarzs roamed the world, seeking some enemy that can withstand his awesome power. He came into contact with a faerie, who resisted the force of his abs using the dark magic of holo-technology. He endeavored as a last resort to squish this troublesome faerie. She dodged, and he as a result of his defeat, served this Faerie as the queen of his heart and his world. They roamed the world together in perfect harmony and happiness, content in what they supposed to be friendship. But then, they ventured deep into a forest, near a lake, where a crazed, pitiful creature, made boats out of twigs, grinning with pleasure when a boat floated, and cursing in dismay when one sank. This creature was known as the "Master Shipper", and when he saw the faerie and Skarzs, he realized that these people must be united in marriage, and he, out of the goodness heart, turned from his lunacy for a time and endeavored to bring them together, unfortunately, the faerie and Skarzs were not happy at having their emotions so easily seen, and turned on the poor creature. The Master Shipper resisted valiantly, and brought the battle to a stalemate, when the lad and the faerie recognized a creature more powerful than the abs or the dark holograms, and were wedded on the spot. Skarzs and the faerie live happily today in a cottage near the lake where they were first wed, with Skarzs' abs keeping evil from all the land. The Master Shipper is now a wedding planner.
;D
Quote from: Skarzs on September 28, 2016, 07:00:19 AMThis reminds me of a question I want to ask:
Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.
Quote from: Søren on September 30, 2016, 04:39:02 PMQuote from: Skarzs on September 28, 2016, 07:00:19 AMThis reminds me of a question I want to ask:
Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.
How repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?
Quote from: Søren on September 30, 2016, 03:10:14 AM
I got an iPhone 7 today. I love it so much. Matte black, 256gb. Overkill, but it was a gift.
Quote from: Sagetip on September 30, 2016, 12:49:47 PM
Meanwhile, I'm here with 5S and IPad 2...
Quote from: Peony on September 30, 2016, 03:21:30 PM
At least you have those. I have a Dell laptop that's as old as I am!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 30, 2016, 07:37:21 PM
Meanwhile, I'm sitting at my desk writing a letter with a quill pen and an inkwell... ::)
Quote from: Delthion on September 30, 2016, 09:00:30 PM
Meanwhile I am hammering away at my typewriter. ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on September 30, 2016, 09:09:02 PM
Still etching on my stone tablet...
Quote from: Sagetip on September 30, 2016, 10:30:25 PM
I'm sorry Gonff, I was too busy passing down an oral story to my kids.
Quote from: Peony on September 28, 2016, 07:06:54 PMI am going to shave and wax my head one of these days. And I shall look glorious.
. . . . . . . . .
I'd beg to differ, Skar.
Quote from: Peony on September 30, 2016, 07:20:23 PMOk, 1.5:0.5 in favor of the body razor...Quote from: Søren on September 30, 2016, 04:39:02 PMQuote from: Skarzs on September 28, 2016, 07:00:19 AMThis reminds me of a question I want to ask:
Still working on the hairy chest thing, though. I must admit, however, that bald is beautiful.
How repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?
Half and half?
Quote from: Skarzs on October 04, 2016, 06:32:24 AMQuote from: Peony on September 28, 2016, 07:06:54 PMI am going to shave and wax my head one of these days. And I shall look glorious.
. . . . . . . . .
I'd beg to differ, Skar.
Quote from: Skarzs on October 15, 2016, 02:42:25 AM
Let out the aggression. Good.
Quote from: Sagetip on October 15, 2016, 03:05:23 AM
Excellent, my apprentice.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 15, 2016, 03:07:49 AM
Wesa taking you to Gungan City!
Quote from: Sagetip on October 15, 2016, 03:08:46 AM
You ruined it.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 15, 2016, 03:09:29 AM
Mesa doubts it
Quote from: Søren on September 30, 2016, 04:39:02 PMHow repulsive or attractive do girls find chest hair?
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on October 04, 2016, 01:38:25 PMQuote from: Skarzs on October 04, 2016, 06:32:24 AMQuote from: Peony on September 28, 2016, 07:06:54 PMI am going to shave and wax my head one of these days. And I shall look glorious.
. . . . . . . . .
I'd beg to differ, Skar.
Polish it every day and your head shall be like radiant Helios.
Quote from: Kitsune on October 20, 2016, 05:34:17 AMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 20, 2016, 05:17:30 AMThis offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits four times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian.Quote from: Skarzs on October 20, 2016, 04:53:33 AMOh, I'm so sorry to have Troll-Triggered you Skarzs, I completely forgot about checking myself and your size-fluid pronouns. I'll be sure to avoid all micro aggressions from here on out.Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 20, 2016, 04:50:42 AMThat's hurtful. How dare you assume something like that? I'm size-fluid. It's 2016. Geez, get with the times.Quote from: Skarzs on October 20, 2016, 04:49:30 AMYour heads too big...
His head is too big.
Quote from: Søren on October 31, 2016, 11:22:28 PMQuote from: James Gryphon on October 31, 2016, 10:28:49 PMI love it, even the exclamation point. The forum is like "YO BRO WADDUP?" And I'm like "HAI FORUM, WADDUP?" And the forum's like "NOT MUCH CUZ YOU GOT NOT MESSAGES LOSER." And then I'm sad.
Let me know what y'all think of the new "you have x messages" thing at the top. I'm not crazy about how the font looks right now, but that is the default font style for those bars. Maybe it'll grow on me.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on November 10, 2016, 04:50:40 AMQuote from: Aimless Gallivanter on November 08, 2016, 03:42:30 AM
i live closish to Syracuse. i think my 2nd cousins live closer? on a dairy farm.
You live in Sicily?
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on November 11, 2016, 03:34:04 AM
in what situation is Braille useful?
Quote from: Skarzs on November 11, 2016, 07:16:03 AM
Possibly finding the bathroom when you've been locked in a Walmart with the lights off.
Quote from: James Gryphon on November 29, 2016, 07:44:53 AM
I'm thinking about running a sci-fi country management/election forum game here. You'd compete as candidates in elections, and then make decisions to shape the country/your parties during the next term. Does this sound like something any of you would be interested in playing?
There are a bunch of things on my schedule I'd like to clear out before I commit to running this, but if it sounds appealing I'll start thinking about how to set it up.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on November 29, 2016, 12:04:17 PM
If there is an option to be a tyrant who rules his people with an iron but benevolent fist I'm in.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 02, 2016, 06:53:34 PMQuote from: Søren on December 02, 2016, 06:38:21 PM
and of course spend time with you-know-who.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on December 02, 2016, 07:19:57 PM
HIS NAME STARTS WITH A V.
SOREN ARE YOU DATING THE DARK LORD VOLDEMORT?
Quote from: Søren on December 02, 2016, 07:57:14 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 02, 2016, 09:16:57 PM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 03, 2016, 05:43:42 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on December 09, 2016, 03:50:09 PMQuote from: Kitsune on December 09, 2016, 01:30:11 PMWhy would you leave when there is nothing better out there than there is in here? The wolrd is all darkness. I shall make up a poem about my lost wig. Not that I care.
/me pushes his chair back and stands up.
"Nope. I'm out."
/me walks out of the classroom.
The wig, dark and broken,
Just like my mind.
Unjustly, it was taken.
The world is my despair.
Quote from: Groddil on December 18, 2016, 11:56:17 PM
When Sky of all people uses all caps.
QuoteSkarzs: The Life of a Blacksmith--a four part documentary on the History Channel
QuoteThe buttons have taken control of James; he became so obsessed that he became one of them.
Quote from: Rainshadow on December 20, 2016, 08:57:13 AMTPBM has a pet and loves them very much.
Quote from: Groddil on December 20, 2016, 09:41:26 AM
Sure do. And she's a dog. That means she loves me back.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 15, 2016, 02:53:35 PM
Toads are insane and eat people, like Delthion does.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 15, 2016, 02:55:31 PM
what kind of toads have you seen buddy. what horrors have you witnessed. cuz like, the worst I've ever seen a toad do was pee in my hand.
Quote from: Groddil on August 15, 2016, 09:42:36 PM
Well, after being sprayed in the eyes by a cane toad when he was younger, my older brother had to wear glasses as a direct result of that. For about 12 years, when he could pay for eye surgery.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 15, 2016, 09:52:43 PM
Australia is a pretty scary place it seems.
Quote from: Ashleg on January 01, 2017, 05:44:10 PM
Just think of all the memes that will spawn this year.
Memes we don't even know of.
Memes that could be great.
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 01, 2017, 08:40:03 PM
I'm surprised you managed to writeQuote from: Peony on January 01, 2017, 08:25:08 PMby slamming your head on a keyboard
*Slams head against keyboard*
QuoteUnfortunately, nobody thought the beavers were a threat, so the return of the beavers quickly slid into the second page of the cellars, where it was forgotten forevermore.
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 03, 2017, 03:17:13 AMQuoteUnfortunately, nobody thought ur mum were a threat, so the return of ur mum quickly slid into the second page of the cellars, where it was forgotten forevermore.
Quote from: Groddil on December 29, 2016, 05:18:39 AMQuote from: Sagetip on December 29, 2016, 05:09:22 AM
How do you cuddle a potato?
You cut it into smaller bits, deep-fry it in oil and shove it into your stomach. Then it makes you all tingly inside.
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 05, 2017, 01:07:47 AM
I spy with my little eye...
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 05, 2017, 01:17:04 AM
blood for the blood god.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 10, 2016, 10:09:34 PM
/me destroys the school *
I hate HS! Why on earth would you bring it here?
Quote from: Mask on February 10, 2016, 10:10:55 PM
Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 10:13:35 PM
Full of kind, fun loving teens!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 06, 2017, 12:49:04 AM
ducks
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 06, 2017, 12:51:23 AM
Today
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 06, 2017, 01:04:53 AM
have
no
souls
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on January 06, 2017, 01:10:37 AMThey never did.Okay.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 06, 2017, 12:07:31 AMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 10, 2016, 10:09:34 PM
/me destroys the school *
I hate HS! Why on earth would you bring it here?Quote from: Mask on February 10, 2016, 10:10:55 PM
Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 10:13:35 PM
Full of kind, fun loving teens!
I just rediscovered this on the Brockhall High thread and laughed so hard.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on January 07, 2017, 02:20:46 AM
Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard ruins Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporises Rock
and as it always has
Rock crushes Scissors
This is a sacred truth.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 07, 2017, 02:40:20 AMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 07, 2017, 02:28:37 AM
what did Spock ever do to you you monster
He apparently vaporized a rock
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 10, 2017, 01:17:22 AM
I imagine you're going to be a lot flatter soon...
Quote from: Maudie on January 10, 2017, 01:19:30 AM
@Inquisitor Especially if Faiy gets wind of this. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 10, 2017, 01:29:13 AM
You called... *hefts frying pan*
Quote from: Maudie on January 10, 2017, 01:31:05 AM
Hi Faiy! ;D
*sweats nervously.*
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on January 10, 2017, 01:32:55 AM
Faiy! perfect timing as always!how do you do that??
Quote from: The Red Badgerand THEN you give me Oreos. Lots and lots of Oreos. So many Oreos, in fact, that you pull your back trying to lift them all. Because, you know, we'd all agree that I'm worth AT LEAST that much.
Quote from: Søren on January 12, 2017, 02:05:35 AMQuote from: Inquisitor on January 12, 2017, 12:42:00 AM-Storytime with Søren-Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 12, 2017, 12:10:27 AMI fear that outcome.
And dang, the newest thread on that forum is pretty touching. Kinda seems that that could
Be the fate of this place.
Gonff sits idly, not think about much. Seven years have passed since he last visited Loamhedge. "Surely", he thought as the virtual abbey crossed his kind for the first time in years, "surely there's nothing left. It's been so long..." He pulls out his phone from his pocket, which takes him to the old website. "Who's online?" he reads. "1 User, psybox; 12 guests". He scrolls through and finds his old board, a popular favorite "The Front Lawns".
He starts to type as he creates a new topic: "It's been so long...
I've graduated college a year ago and am now a successful novelist. I was on this forum long ago as Gonff the Mousethief. I didn't know this place still existed! Has anyone else been on lately?"
3 weeks later, replies come in. Slowly at first, but ever so steadily. Skarzs leaves a hello, relating how he now is a professional blacksmith and specializes in custom built replica weapons from book series's. He says how it all started with Martin the Warrior's sword. He's also married Faiyloe. Galli pops in to say how her illustrating career took to new heights, and she now is a graphic designer at a major firm. Søren stops by to relate how he has faired, and how he's teaching his own children about Redwall and has gifted them with his collection. James returns, tweaks something in the themes, and posts how he is now a software developer for Apple. Even Peony logs on to tell of her new dancing stardom. Maudie, Peri, Sky, Banya, Eul, Jet, Rrrrr, Alexander, Inquisitor, Kit and everyone else stops in to leave their message about where their lives are headed from here on. Gonff is filled with warm happiness as he rekindles the spark of the old forum.
4 years later, it's going strong again. James still is managing the forum, although with more difficulty ow that a new generation of Redwall readers have taken over: the children of the original member of the Loamhedge Abbey Forum, who stay, read and discuss the books that brought it all together so many years ago.
Quote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 14, 2017, 01:36:36 AMQuote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.
She's got gold snake extensions.
Or it sounds like a medicine that has so many side effects that it is more danger than what it is healing.
Quote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 04:00:22 AM
Oh. Terribly sorry. :P
Quote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 04:03:54 AM
Oh wait, I thought this was the squish thread. :P
Soren is terribly sorry.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2017, 05:07:28 AMQuote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 04:22:09 AM
I COULD STEAL WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT.Quote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 05:04:24 AMTwo types of people.
I much prefer versatility and the potential for being useful to others than something that may affect you and others psychologically.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on January 15, 2017, 03:19:46 AM
@Gonff the Mousethief You realize it says "quote from: Perifaen"?
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 15, 2017, 03:20:09 AM
perifaen
i am best at this game.
Quote from: Maudie on January 12, 2017, 01:22:42 PMQuote from: Søren on January 12, 2017, 02:05:35 AMQuote from: Inquisitor on January 12, 2017, 12:42:00 AM-Storytime with Søren-Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 12, 2017, 12:10:27 AMI fear that outcome.
And dang, the newest thread on that forum is pretty touching. Kinda seems that that could
Be the fate of this place.
Gonff sits idly, not think about much. Seven years have passed since he last visited Loamhedge. "Surely", he thought as the virtual abbey crossed his kind for the first time in years, "surely there's nothing left. It's been so long..." He pulls out his phone from his pocket, which takes him to the old website. "Who's online?" he reads. "1 User, psybox; 12 guests". He scrolls through and finds his old board, a popular favorite "The Front Lawns".
He starts to type as he creates a new topic: "It's been so long...
I've graduated college a year ago and am now a successful novelist. I was on this forum long ago as Gonff the Mousethief. I didn't know this place still existed! Has anyone else been on lately?"
3 weeks later, replies come in. Slowly at first, but ever so steadily. Skarzs leaves a hello, relating how he now is a professional blacksmith and specializes in custom built replica weapons from book series's. He says how it all started with Martin the Warrior's sword. He's also married Faiyloe. Galli pops in to say how her illustrating career took to new heights, and she now is a graphic designer at a major firm. Søren stops by to relate how he has faired, and how he's teaching his own children about Redwall and has gifted them with his collection. James returns, tweaks something in the themes, and posts how he is now a software developer for Apple. Even Peony logs on to tell of her new dancing stardom. Maudie, Peri, Sky, Banya, Eul, Jet, Rrrrr, Alexander, Inquisitor, Kit and everyone else stops in to leave their message about where their lives are headed from here on. Gonff is filled with warm happiness as he rekindles the spark of the old forum.
4 years later, it's going strong again. James still is managing the forum, although with more difficulty ow that a new generation of Redwall readers have taken over: the children of the original member of the Loamhedge Abbey Forum, who stay, read and discuss the books that brought it all together so many years ago.
Quote from: Myrel on January 19, 2017, 05:40:35 AM
We need more stuff.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 19, 2017, 01:22:06 PM
What kind of more stuff?
Quote from: Myrel on January 19, 2017, 09:25:04 PM
All the stuff
Quote from: James Gryphon on January 19, 2017, 09:53:38 PM
This has shown me both the true problem with the forum and a solution for it. Kudos.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 19, 2017, 10:56:50 PMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 19, 2017, 01:28:55 PM
I watched the Animal Farm movie.
Never going to look at a pig the same way again.
Or a human, for that matter.
How different do I look? I only got a minor hair cut.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 19, 2017, 11:14:48 PM
Quote from: Søren on January 19, 2017, 11:27:01 PM
Who can he fight in that armor?
Quote from: Maudie on January 19, 2017, 11:30:21 PM
Gravity.
Quote from: Eulalia on January 23, 2017, 10:43:12 PM
I know just how to fix the problem:
Step 1: Find a cozy chair
Step 2: Start a fire. Preferably in the fireplace. Skip to Step 8 for alternatives and details.
Step 3: Choose a Redwall book
Step 4: Find a kitten to fall asleep on your lap
Step 5: Prepare some hot chocolate and as much comfort food as possible in the given situation
Step 6: Sit down in the cozy chair next to the fire with the kitten on your lap and the comfort food/hot chocolate nearby
Step 7: Read the Redwall book
Step 8: If all else fails, skip Steps 3-7 and find a machete or weapon of mass destruction. Tear the cozy chair to pitiful shreds and dance on its remains. Step 2 is rather important if one is to truly take out their anger. Set fire to the wretched chair and watch it burn.
Quote from: alexandre on January 14, 2017, 02:05:00 AMQuote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 14, 2017, 01:36:36 AMQuote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.
She's got gold snake extensions.
Or it sounds like a medicine that has so many side effects that it is more danger than what it is healing.
Quote from: Søren on January 23, 2017, 06:44:37 PMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 23, 2017, 11:16:50 AMyes use it now and have many babies and name them all søren jr
Is "Hey you're an acute angle." a good pick up line?
Quote from: alexandre on January 24, 2017, 01:20:18 AMNooo. ::)
Just a pretty awesome ship 8)
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on January 26, 2017, 04:57:35 AM
without the protection of rainhound this suddenly isn't very funny anymore
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2017, 03:10:05 AMQuote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 03:01:34 AMI understand not such references.
*Drops Rinjolm because only those unworthy of the throne of Dragsa can wield it.*Quote from: alexandre on January 14, 2017, 02:58:32 AMIndeed 'twas.
*glances around nervously*
*whispers*
Where are they?QuoteGuest 02:55:19 AM Viewing the board Suggestions and Concerns.
Should we be concerned? eh, eh?
Maybe that joke was a bit to surreal for such a dangerous moment.
As for where they are, the foul beasts favour the shadows, they lurk in the darkness and pounce when their prey nears. It's legit freaky. We got dis, tho.
Quote?.?
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Wait
I'm making a new emoji
Gallioo - Today at 8:27 PM
haha
Plague - Today at 8:27 PM
galaxy quest is the best movie
Al - Today at 8:27 PM
?.? for the top
Then _
?./
_
Plague - Today at 8:27 PM
?.?
_
President Ashleg - Today at 8:27 PM
Hon
Al - Today at 8:27 PM
It doesnt look right here but yes
Plague - Today at 8:27 PM
hon!
President Ashleg - Today at 8:27 PM
Psot
HON
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hai
Plague - Today at 8:28 PM
oh did grodds post?
Gallioo - Today at 8:28 PM
hey guys
President Ashleg - Today at 8:28 PM
Aay
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
Aww, cute, u guys call eachother hon
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hi Galli
Hi Ash
President Ashleg - Today at 8:28 PM
@Plague yuppers, the previous page has it
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hi Al
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
hi Sor
Plague - Today at 8:28 PM
nice
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
Hi Sage
Plague - Today at 8:28 PM
hey soren
Søren - Today at 8:28 PM
What's up!
President Ashleg - Today at 8:28 PM
@Al yes, we do >:3
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
pulls out hammer and nails
Gallioo - Today at 8:28 PM
i just explained what i was doing above
Al - Today at 8:28 PM
Time to build a new ship!
Gallioo - Today at 8:29 PM
short version tho is art homework
President Ashleg - Today at 8:29 PM
HHHHAH
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
Cool
Al - Today at 8:29 PM
Plague, Ur Sage right?
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
I didn't feel like scrolling lol
President Ashleg - Today at 8:29 PM
@Gallioo Ma, you're in art school?
Plague is Sage, aye
Gallioo - Today at 8:29 PM
im in a community college art program
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
Why is Galli "Ma"?
President Ashleg - Today at 8:29 PM
Puuuuurty cool
Because she's my mom
Søren - Today at 8:29 PM
@Al what ship is that?
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
ashleg is my son
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
Ashleg + Sagetip
Søren - Today at 8:30 PM
Fair enough @President Ashleg
Lol
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
They call eachother hon
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
amd im v proud of him
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
I'm a gud son
Søren - Today at 8:30 PM
Ashtip
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
Right ma
Søren - Today at 8:30 PM
Sageleg
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
sure
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
Sashleg
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
Ashtip!
Plague - Today at 8:30 PM
##:1038
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
sagleg lmao
Plague - Today at 8:30 PM
I leave for a minute
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
SAGLEG
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
Sageleg
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
YES
Plague - Today at 8:30 PM
and you're shipping us
Al - Today at 8:30 PM
SAGELEG
SAAAGEELEEEGGGGGG
Gallioo - Today at 8:30 PM
what a horrible ship name sagleg
President Ashleg - Today at 8:30 PM
Rashtip
Plague - Today at 8:31 PM
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
wut
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
Boi
Gallioo - Today at 8:31 PM
BOI
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
Rashtip?
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
Saglag
Sagalag
In a bag
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
Prezident SAGELAG
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
RashTIP
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
Wait
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
Sagleg
Al - Today at 8:31 PM
where does the R come from?
Rashtip
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
President and the FFN leaders
President Ashleg - Today at 8:31 PM
RAPSHADE
Søren - Today at 8:31 PM
Conflict of interest
Al - Today at 8:32 PM
Wut
Rapshade?
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
Ashleg + Sagetip = Vermin Name Generator
Søren - Today at 8:32 PM
@Plague Explain the news service
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
He's my character(edited)
That's where the r comes from
Al - Today at 8:32 PM
Chatacter?
Chatacters
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
SHUT
Søren - Today at 8:32 PM
DOWN
President Ashleg - Today at 8:32 PM
YOUR KOMBUCHA FILLED
MOUTH
Al - Today at 8:32 PM
shakes head approvingly
I like chatacters
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Lol
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
I like when Alex is shut
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
real nice people, them chatacters
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
soren what
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
ITS AL
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
explain what?
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Your news service
For the forum
Gallioo - Today at 8:33 PM
oh al i went to the grocery store determined to buy some kombucha and try it but it wasmt there
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
the FNN?
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
I forget the acronym
Yes
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
@President Ashleg IT IS AL
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Forum News Network
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
No
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
The Forum News Network
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
AL
Søren - Today at 8:33 PM
Ok
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
AL
Al
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
Alex
Plague - Today at 8:33 PM
well there's not much to explain
Al - Today at 8:33 PM
AL
President Ashleg - Today at 8:33 PM
The lion
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
we provide footage of events
Søren - Today at 8:34 PM
Al didn't know what it was
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
"sponsor" events
ah
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
@Al with his parents
Al - Today at 8:34 PM
SOTP
Gallioo - Today at 8:34 PM
al chill
Søren - Today at 8:34 PM
Now they're on a tangent
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
al: it's like a news channel for the forum
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
Why? Embarrassed ? >: )
Al - Today at 8:34 PM
cool
Gallioo - Today at 8:34 PM
ashleg quit teasing the poor guy
Al - Today at 8:34 PM
Is it like a topic or somat?
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
kind of
President Ashleg - Today at 8:34 PM
NO
MOM
Plague - Today at 8:34 PM
there are a few topics
I had reporters
Al - Today at 8:35 PM
oh?
Plague - Today at 8:35 PM
why?
President Ashleg - Today at 8:35 PM
My dog wants sushi
Plague - Today at 8:35 PM
did you find an old thread
Søren - Today at 8:35 PM
@Gallioo Your son is going through the rebel phase(edited)
Al - Today at 8:35 PM
... no
President Ashleg - Today at 8:35 PM
I am
Gallioo - Today at 8:35 PM
i want sushi
Quote from: Skarzs on January 31, 2017, 04:41:21 AMQuote from: Maudie on January 31, 2017, 04:36:11 AMYou're right. She's resting right now, so shush.
Your mum is not dancing.
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 31, 2017, 04:43:13 AMFor shame.
Is that where y'all are?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 08, 2017, 03:19:55 PMQuote from: Skarzs on February 08, 2017, 04:19:40 AMSounds like Jukka...except she doesn't have a boyfriend, just Bucky Barnes.Quote from: Banya on February 07, 2017, 09:24:00 AMTalking to her boyfriend. Like, all the time. It's annoying us all.
Where has Peri been, anyway?
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 08, 2017, 09:20:33 AMQuote from: Skarzs on February 08, 2017, 06:17:21 AM
No, not good. Not when it prevents her from doing everyday chores and no one else can use the phone and she uses our mom's computer, without permission, to skype him.
In the wise words of the sage Aimless Gallivanter: Eat her or fight her.
Quote from: Søren on February 09, 2017, 12:03:44 PMQuote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 09, 2017, 09:08:55 AMNoQuote from: Søren on February 09, 2017, 05:45:06 AMQuote from: Skarzs on February 09, 2017, 05:30:53 AMYes. And lots and lots of moneys.
Soren. Do you have a bank account, and if so, how much do you need me to transfer to you in order to know who Maudie voted for?
i have 50 cents and a moth will that be enough
Quote from: Peony on February 10, 2017, 03:06:20 PM
I want my old teacher back. . . .
Quote from: Maudie on February 10, 2017, 03:27:00 PM
Why?
Quote from: Skarzs on February 10, 2017, 03:28:47 PM
Because she doesn't like young ones.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on February 21, 2017, 10:04:43 PM
You know it's gonna be a day when you see your fellow forum members chasing their profile pictures to Communist Leaders.
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 22, 2017, 03:00:23 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 22, 2017, 03:01:59 AM
What the actual hey did I just watch.
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 22, 2017, 03:03:11 AM
A god among bears.
Quote from: Groddil on February 23, 2017, 09:29:50 PMQuote from: Sierra on February 23, 2017, 09:24:06 PMQuote from: Groddil on February 23, 2017, 09:20:59 PM
Well, he did do something similar before...
(Also, for everyone else, Stuat likes to swear. A lot. Be warned.)
Dude, that's a favorite of mine (right to the point where I'm actually in the lookout for one of those tins) ;D
Does it beat "Whole Chicken In A Can", though? This might just be the perfect mix between the two :PQuote from: Sierra on February 23, 2017, 09:24:06 PM
Whole Chicken In A Can
...
Quote from: Sierra on February 23, 2017, 09:30:38 PM
I can, but then I would have to explain why there's one user less ;)
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 31, 2017, 04:43:13 AM
Is that where y'all are?
Quote from: Maudie on February 28, 2017, 03:06:28 AM
I GOT A JOB!!!!
Well, not yet. I haven't been hired. Or interviewed. Haven't even turned in my application.
But still...
Quote from: Skarzs on February 28, 2017, 03:29:43 AM
I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!!!
It's not as cracked up as you may have heard.
Quote from: Eulalia on February 28, 2017, 03:54:28 AM
Here comes Skarzs to squish not Maudie, but her dreams.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 06, 2017, 04:07:48 AM
my french teacher gifted me a pen I feel loved.
Quote from: Skarzs on March 06, 2017, 05:46:34 AM
Pens die.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 06, 2017, 01:21:03 PM
So do whales and potatoes, cabbages, your favorite characters, grass, computers, green onions, mustard, Obi Wan Kenobi, Dutch ovens...
Quote from: Skarzs on March 06, 2017, 01:22:58 PM
Not the last one.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 06, 2017, 01:24:22 PM
Dutch ovens perish.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on March 06, 2017, 02:22:39 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on March 06, 2017, 01:32:22 PM
*Trips and falls into the Bottomless Pit of Despair Which Nothing Can Escape From™*
Oh hi russa! Welcome to the Bottomless Pit of Despair!! Do you like playing cards? Seems like we'll be here a while
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 15, 2017, 03:59:09 AMI realize after almost two months that one of my posts made it in here! Woah. I'll take it as a compliment.Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on January 15, 2017, 03:19:46 AM
@Gonff the Mousethief You realize it says "quote from: Perifaen"?Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on January 15, 2017, 03:20:09 AM
perifaen
i am best at this game.
Quote from: Skyblade on February 23, 2017, 03:41:21 PM
No thanks, I prefer the Reduced Sodium version ™.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on March 07, 2017, 01:16:45 PMQuote from: Ungatt Trunn on March 03, 2017, 03:26:00 PMWow! Sounds Interesting! I'll definitely NOT pass this on to all my moderator mates, because I'm a good Bolshev-Uh, Ungattist like you guys! Thanks for the update!
As I shall be absent for a day or two (or three), we are planning how the proletariat uprising can begin the overthrow of the forum bourgeois hierarchy in my absence. We were just making plans to begin with the overthrow of that one DanielofBlueceiling or whatever his filthy bourgeois name is...
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 28, 2017, 06:06:18 PM
"We were just putting our opinions out there. This is way more serious than one of those silly mafia games you've probably played. This is a matter of life and death."
Quote from: Groddil on March 20, 2017, 03:57:23 AM
I summon Cathulhu, the one Demon that Banya fears.
Quote from: Kitsune on March 31, 2017, 02:00:09 PM
Planet types:
Dead: The Great Skeleton War
Frozen: Let It Go and Cannibal Snowmen
Barren: WWI Flying Ace Snoopy vs. the Red Baron
Forest: Sticky
Grassland: Planty in My Panty
Ocean: Splash Zone
Jungle: Vines 'n' Stuff
Desert: bbbbbbb
Volcanic: Smokey Boi
Toxic: Bubbles
Gas Giant: Flatulent Joe
Quote from: Kitsune on April 01, 2017, 12:47:00 AM
@James Gryphon do you like my planets
Quote from: James Gryphon on April 01, 2017, 12:56:16 AM
I... don't think I'll be able to use those.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on April 01, 2017, 03:11:02 PM
I would like to be a local moderator in charge of moderating this section, the Forum Council.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on April 01, 2017, 04:11:41 PM
Chipster will be so disappointed.
Now he'll have to marry me.
Come here and kiss me, @Chipster of Noonvale !
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on April 01, 2017, 04:14:12 PM
*backs away nervously*
Quote from: Hickory on April 01, 2017, 04:47:01 PM
I can see the children already...
Foul mouthed brats who have figured out the meaning to life.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 02, 2017, 12:41:51 AM
@Lord Ashenwyte are you arriving on a dragon again?
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on April 03, 2017, 04:17:43 AM
Will be arriving in one of these, @Rosie Willowwater
@Banya Do you like it?
Quote from: Banya on April 04, 2017, 12:02:39 AM
@Lord Ashenwyte it's everything I wanted and more.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 26, 2017, 02:02:13 AM
Tva toimez ze multi-purpozin' o' ze entire variable o' ten tendz tae make ze ploightz o' ze recreational orderz fer nev opportunitez tendz tae make ze zreez uneventful.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 26, 2017, 02:03:19 AM
Thank you, Head, for once again reminding me that there are some things I shall never understand.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 26, 2017, 02:04:07 AM
Ah, the unfathomable wonders of the universe. Infinity, existence, reality... and, of course, good ol' HIAG.
Quote from: Groddil on April 20, 2017, 10:22:14 PM
Well, if you can't decide what to name the stupid cat, toss it in the trash compactor and get a puppy.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on May 17, 2017, 03:55:52 AMQuote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 01:36:09 AM
Camping pop quiz!
This little [fox]...
...appears in your tent. What do you do?
I'd first try to get out of Australia, then maybe go with a shotgun or two.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 28, 2017, 07:43:08 PMIf we could only include in this thread posts that *everyone* thinks is funny this topic would be much, much shorter.
Some would argue that last one isn't funny.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 26, 2017, 12:05:53 AMQuote from: Tam and Martin on May 25, 2017, 07:00:05 PMQuote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 25, 2017, 02:24:46 PMgo right ahead :D @Lord_Ashenwyte
At one point we should make a new SFC.
i'm busy making such quality threads such as "IS CANADA REAL" that discuss serious topics
Quote from: Ashleg on May 19, 2017, 04:52:52 PM
My grades are dropping faster than the beat.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on June 15, 2017, 04:22:54 AM(my emphasis) this was posted in guys vs girls, and the girls are the ones who spiked ;DQuote from: Lady Amber on June 14, 2017, 11:28:36 PMjeez i leave for a couple days and you guys have spiked 10%
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Quote from: SkybladeSilent Sam, more commonly known as Sam, was a mostly quiet fellow (as his name suggested). But when he did speak, it was often something bold, and he was known to have a healthy thirst for adventure. Sam was walking right outside the building when he paused to examine something inquisitive on the floor, next to the wall: a box. Sam hesitated. He thought. After a few minutes, he carefully opened it and jumped back.Unfortunately, the thread this one comes from is locked...here is the post (http://www.redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7723.msg428108#msg428108) though.
Nothing happened, and the box just lay opened on the ground. Sam approached it cautiously, his hand clutching a dagger (everyone had been armed after Rain's assassination). He looked inside, and saw something shocking.
Nothing!
As Sam had been occupied with the box, a window a few floors right above him had been carefully opening. Two people had been silently climbing down the wall with a harness.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 01, 2017, 02:59:46 AM
/me walks in, looks around, and slowly backs out
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 07, 2017, 03:31:51 AM
To fix your problems with internet explorer, drag the desktop icon into the icon marked "recycle bin." As for Chrome, I can't help you there.
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 19, 2015, 03:09:52 AM
That awkward moment when you become the French son of two people who are younger than you.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 28, 2015, 11:27:36 AM
What is a French son?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 28, 2015, 02:32:51 PM
A son that is French, presumably.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 16, 2017, 05:48:41 PM
I know some seven footers. :P
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 16, 2017, 06:11:26 PM
I knew you were friends with a disabled spider.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 10, 2017, 06:11:41 PM
The dentist said like a year ago that I'm gonna have to get mine removed at some point. Not that I'm being bothered by them currently or anything. I'm kinda freaked out by the idea, though, 'cause PAIN. (Also, if I have whatever that anesthetic is that makes you loopy, I'm worried I'll say something inappropriate and die of embarrassment later...)
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 11, 2017, 05:11:01 AM
When I had mouth surgery (not wisdom teeth though) I woke up screaming Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, and man was I into it. I think you'll be fine.
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on August 16, 2013, 03:29:55 AM
Will I get a girl friend?
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 16, 2013, 03:30:39 AM
Will I ever get a boyfriend?
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 16, 2013, 12:25:09 PM
@ Leatho: Yes but I cant promise you'll have her for very long.
@ Rainshadow: You on the other hand are hopeless.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 01, 2017, 05:37:19 PM
Poor Gonff.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 04:01:57 PM(It really is)
(It's an amazing song though)
Quote from: Maudie on August 17, 2017, 05:32:17 AMQuote from: Delthion on August 17, 2017, 05:30:54 AM
Nevah! Maudie, thy grammar is faultless! It falls upon the written word as dew upon a leaf on a summer morning! ;D
*Swoons.*
Quote from: Søren on August 19, 2017, 04:19:01 AM
ARGHHH I really want to correct Jet in his new Charlottesville Hearth topic that it wasn't a truck, it was a Dodge Challenger (sports car).
Little things bug me.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 20, 2017, 12:22:33 AMQuote from: Søren on August 19, 2017, 04:19:01 AM
ARGHHH I really want to correct Jet in his new Charlottesville Hearth topic that it wasn't a truck, it was a Dodge Challenger (sports car).
Little things bug me.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2017, 03:10:44 AM
I wanted to be in jail so I insulted Ash.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 03:13:32 AM
You have some serious commitment issues with your men.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 03:30:21 AM
They stop being my men once they are POWs.
Only the free and obedient are my men.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 04:02:39 AM
I was talking to Rosie and her innumberable boyfriends.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 31, 2017, 05:17:18 AM
Is this not the right time for this?
But...pffffcht...seed pod.
Hahaha. Seed pod.
Something about that just gets me.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 04:22:48 AMQuote from: Delthion on September 10, 2017, 04:20:19 AM
You are still breathing because you ate my heart, and then I ate your heart and mine, then you just ate me...
Good point. But now I have two hearts! How does that work?
Quote from: Maudie on September 10, 2017, 04:23:30 AM
Yer a Timelord, Rosie.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 04:26:57 AM
"If I could trade his life for mine,"
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 26, 2017, 06:51:57 AM
Then it will be TIME TO DINE.
ON HIS FLESH.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 26, 2017, 01:47:56 PM
"He'd be standing here right now"
Quote from: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 04:23:48 PM
"And you would smile-and that would be enough!"
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 28, 2017, 09:38:29 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 28, 2017, 09:44:41 PM
*Screams*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 28, 2017, 09:58:40 PM
*Cackles*
Quote from: Søren on September 03, 2017, 05:48:49 AM
/me only came here because "hip" was in the title
Quote from: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 05:50:27 AM
Søren must be a hip.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 14, 2017, 04:25:01 PMQuote from: Søren on January 14, 2017, 05:13:55 AMFinally, someone besides Maudie supports this. ;DQuote from: Jukka the Sling on January 13, 2017, 03:54:06 AMTHIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!
#SkarloeForever
...
I... I just had an evilly brilliant idea.
We should write fanfics, make edits and fanvids for forum ships we support. Like a normal fandom.
*waits to be slain*
Quote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 04:26:53 PM
*Is offended.* ;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 14, 2017, 04:45:00 PM
Now I'm laughing slightly awkwardly. XP All I meant was "Finally, a second person supports this."
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 13, 2017, 01:48:55 AM
School is for the uneducated. ::)
Quote from: Delthion on September 14, 2017, 02:22:51 AM
This explains so much! Especially why Faiy wants to go into psychiatry! ;D
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on May 27, 2017, 09:39:05 PM
Canada? I live there!
This means that...if Canada isn't real, I'm not real either :o
* ceases to exist *
Quote from: Ashleg on May 27, 2017, 09:45:56 PM
I KNEW Chipster was a fraud!
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 27, 2017, 09:53:51 PM
Chip was just a fig newton of our imagination.
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on October 02, 2017, 01:05:47 PMQuote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 02, 2017, 04:47:44 AMQuote from: Delthion on October 02, 2017, 04:45:11 AM
I am going to post a number in this topic once a day, counting from 0 and going as high as I can. I will be posting on this more often but I can only post a number once a day. I may reset due to unknown (for you all ;D) circumstances.
0
Oh, you mean like disappearing for several months? That seems like a sound reason.
SHOTS FIRED
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 13, 2017, 07:01:00 PM
Whether 'tis better
To drink of the dark beer of Porter
Or be pure and have but water.
To taste, to drink, no more.
To taste, therefore to feel.
Oi, where's the rum?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 18, 2017, 02:48:45 AM
I'll eat roast ash and when I do ill get an ash leg yum
Quote from: Ashleg on October 18, 2017, 04:55:33 AM
Hahahaha, a baby's crying now!
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 18, 2017, 05:13:30 AM
You are scheduled to be burned at the stake at 12:00 AM sharp. Don't be late.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 28, 2017, 09:25:10 PM
Wylder's advice is obviously silly. But if you follow the copyrighted Gryphon System, in one simple step you can avoid ever having any problem with those pesky relationships. I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you the full details for free.
1. Stay home in your parents' basement and don't ever go upstairs or interact with anyone.
(If you don't have a basement, your room can be converted into a reasonable facsimile of one by covering up the windows.)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 01, 2017, 04:21:32 AMQuote from: Ashleg on November 01, 2017, 03:46:28 AM
How to convince your parents to let some random person online send you a sword is beyond me, however awesome that may sound...
You could just not tell them and when it comes in the mail say "Oh, how did that get there? I guess we should probably keep it."
Anyway, this is really cool! I'll try to participate in what I can.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 01, 2017, 03:29:18 AM
If yer gonna be unhealthy at least eat quality chocolate.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 25, 2017, 04:47:32 AM
Now Asysy is just getting diabolical. In the words of the screaming guy in the helicopter that I edited for my own use, "WHAT WILL HE STOP AT?!"
Quote from: Ashleg on October 25, 2017, 04:55:23 AMQuote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 25, 2017, 04:47:32 AMWait...so murdering store clerks before wasn't diabolical?
Now Asysy is just getting diabolical. In the words of the screaming guy in the helicopter that I edited for my own use, "WHAT WILL HE STOP AT?!"
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 25, 2017, 04:57:29 AM
Nah, that's nothing.
Quote from: Skyblade on June 15, 2015, 10:42:29 PM
OOC: Some of these posts are making me laugh ;D
IC: The entrance was probably where Fritz wanted to go rather than stuck inside this strange store. He was going to have to keep an eye out for guards. He spotted some signs that pointed to the front doors and followed them.
As he was limping along, he suddenly had a strange idea. Oh well, he might as well try. Hiding in an aisle, he took out pencil and paper and wrote something out.
Dear World,
If you are reading this, you probably won't listen to this note. You'll probably think I am some sort of wack-job. A crazy person. Someone who doesn't know what he's talking about. But I am going to try.
It's not a joke. I'm honestly trying to be honest and help you all. Seriously, you need to fix some of the bad things you all are doing in this world. You need to do something. Because I'm telling you, the future isn't so bright. The world is going to end sooner than you think.
So love people while you're alive, whoever is reading this.
It was weird to know the fate of this place. It was written in those history books, anyway. Fritz folded the note and stuck it in a rack of CDs, between some classical music and a kid's bible songs collection before proceeding to the entrance.
The doors! They were right there. Fritz crept up and peered through them. To his dismay, there were officers standing outside, but they didn't seem to notice him. Fritz moved out of their view, wondering how he was going to escape.
Quote from: The Shade on December 10, 2013, 07:04:00 PM
Maybe someone should write a fanfic. ;D
Quote from: Blaggut on December 11, 2013, 01:15:03 AM
Fanfic by popular demand:Spoiler
One say Cornflower was sitting one bench reading and a zombie came up to her. When she pinched it in the face it exploded and a giant beetle climbed out shaped like a pie. Then she went to another dimension and stole an iPad. People have been asking where she's been but not wanting to admit that she's I. Trouble with the extremely ugly policemen who hate people who's names start with C she refuses to say. The she had an urge for pie...
Chapter two coming tomorrow![close]
Quote from: Blaggut on December 11, 2013, 05:42:03 PM
CHAPTER TWO!Spoiler
So she went to the pie shop and ordered pie flavor pie. Tell me if you get that referance. then the pie beetle came out and blasted her with trans dimensional goo causing her to go to a transdimensional dimension deminsion thing. She had no way of connecting to the Redwall Forum. Plus the wifi sucked. Then she saw the alien...
Chapter 3 comin soon![close]
Quote from: Blaggut on December 11, 2013, 07:20:01 PM
I didn't know you were gone... Well, I did see absconded but I thought you err merely busy. Should've put up a topic sayin you were gone. Because the fic can continue chapter three is comin early! And cuz I'm bored...
Chapter Three: Part 1Spoiler
So cornflower took the nerf gone next to her and prepared to shoot the alien. But then a train came roaring at her, it's captain saying: I LIKE TRAINZ! But the alien lifted her up and up into the air... The she was hit by a rocket ship piloted by Desmond The Moon Bear and the Gravity Guy! I gtg deliver boy scout popcorn, so this is part one of Chapter 3.[close]
Quote from: Blaggut on December 12, 2013, 03:42:50 AM
Welcome back!Spoiler
So she fell back to the do dimension thing, but she fell through a random hole causing her to go to a dimensional portal. And before her was Herobrine (Tell me if you get the minecraft reference.) and he exploded her with his awesomeness, causing her to fall into The End! And then she saw it... The Ender Dragon! So she her epicness powers to explode all the healing crystals and shot it with her bow of epicness! Then she went back home and made a topic (this one). But she found out she wasn't in her own dimension! She was in the alternate dimension where Cornflower is sweet and nice and Blaggut is mean! So she met a nice man who sent her to her own dimension, but she wasn't on Earth yet. She was on Planet Poopiness. And the epic penguin of epicness grabbed his mace and started toward her. Luckily, it was hit by a giant minecart. She saw a portal in the minecart a jumped in...[close]
Quote from: Blaggut on December 14, 2013, 07:24:53 AMQuote from: Cornflower MM on December 12, 2013, 08:15:38 PM
Thanks rachel (AGAIN!!! :P) and Blaggut. And Blaggut? One question: Are you saying I'm mean? :P
As a joke yes. But your really not :P
It's Redwall reference day! Chapter 4!Spoiler
So she jumped in. She got back home and found out she had been gone for 10 days in our time. So she made this topic. But something was wrong... There was a giant cake on her bed (happening now) so she jumped in a found herself in Mossflower with a pistol. So she shot Badrang, Martin, Baby Rollo (How could thee!) and anything she cold see. Cuz shooting is fun. Then she realized she hat shot Rollo's twin who is evil. Aha he saw Rollo 10 miles away and hugged him cuz he is cute. Then a rocket exploded sending her back in time to relive everything. Then she got back.but the cake portal took her to the world of: The Hunger Gamez[close]
Quote from: Blaggut on December 15, 2013, 07:43:25 PMchapter Five
Just as the cornicopia was happening! So she grabbed the best weapon she could find which was infront of her... An automatic infinity flamethrower! So she onstatly won and went back home cuz she was tired.
The end!!!!!
Or is it? Will there be a sequel? Is Blaggut to lazy to make one? The world may never know![close]
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 31, 2017, 08:30:03 PMQuote from: Perifæn on October 31, 2017, 05:22:15 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on October 13, 2017, 07:01:15 AMYup. There's my brother. :D
Here. See my face. For those who couldn't before.Spoiler
[close]
We're all so sorry Peri, and send our condolences.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 01, 2017, 12:37:33 AM
How dare you.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on November 05, 2017, 02:24:40 PM
If a Tolkien elf walked up to me, I'd be like, "Hey, awesome cosplay!" If he tried to prove his identity to me by some display of "magic", I'd think it was some kind of demonic trickery before I'd believe Middle-earth was real. But if he could actually prove that he was really from Middle-earth, then I'd hope he has low standards, 'cause I'mma marrying him and spending the rest of my days in Arda. XD
Quote from: Ashleg on November 07, 2017, 06:24:43 PM
ELBATPECCANU!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 07, 2017, 07:01:28 PM
*Splashes holy water on Ashleg.* Begone, evil spirit!
Quote from: Ashleg on November 09, 2017, 04:24:49 PM
*Screeches shrilly and repeatedly, as would a small dinosaur after being shanked*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 09, 2017, 08:22:15 PM
*Throws Ash into the holy water font.*
Quote from: Ashleg on November 10, 2017, 02:08:05 AM
*Melts and dies*
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 10, 2017, 02:19:50 AM
Yay.
Quote from: a crumb on November 11, 2017, 04:33:16 AM
my hair makes no sense
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 11, 2017, 05:42:14 AM
Then it doesn't make dollars either.
Quote from: Ashleg on October 22, 2017, 02:46:01 AM
I'm Germany.
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on October 24, 2017, 10:53:21 PM
Curse you, Ashleg, you beat me to it.
I'm Spain.
Quote from: Ashleg on October 25, 2017, 11:38:37 PM
You'll soon be in a lot of PAIN, Spain, what with German Engineered Karate I'll whip you into last year! Hooooooooo....yyyyyyaaahhhhhhh!
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on October 26, 2017, 08:52:12 PM
BOIIIIIIIIII, YOU GOIN' DOWN!!! ANDELE!!! FOR GOD, GLORY, AND ENCHILADAS!!!
Quote from: Delthion on December 07, 2017, 03:15:15 AM
Aww, they even agree! And Russa thanked Skarzs' post! Such a sweet couple! ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 03:19:03 AM
Russa. Take it back so they have less ammunition. ::)
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on December 07, 2017, 05:17:14 AM
The only ammunition we need is Cupid's arrow to pierce your stone heart and announce to the world why this ship is meant to be and how you hold it so dear in your forge of a soul now roaring with the fires of love.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:08:06 PM
Cupid tried once. The arrow bounced off.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 26, 2017, 04:13:50 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2017, 04:06:00 AM
Mm.
Thanks for that insightful advice, I shall treasure it always and pass it on to my future children so that they may learn the many lessons it has taught me with it's wisdom.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 02, 2018, 05:07:53 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on January 02, 2018, 03:02:07 AMI am cow, I am cow, eating graaaaaaasss.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2017, 09:46:54 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2017, 07:16:59 PMFrom the product of my dinner.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2017, 05:04:40 AMAnd from my muzzle when I belch.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 05:38:11 PMMethane gas comes out my- DONKEY.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 04:22:06 PMI am cow, eating grass.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 03:23:25 PMI am cow, I am cow, Hear me moooooo.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 05:03:28 AMAre made from a liquid that comes out my udders.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 04:56:45 AMYogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butterQuote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 08:23:18 PM
I am cow.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 29, 2017, 11:59:00 PM
Hear me moo.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2017, 12:41:32 AMAnd I look! Good! On the barbecue!
I weigh ten times more than you.
[/quotelOh the ozone layer is thinner
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 03, 2018, 02:04:16 AM
*Shoves a cork in Skarzs's mouth to prevent him from singing*
Quote from: Delthion on January 03, 2018, 02:23:09 AM
Moo-moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo-moo moo moo moo moo-moo.
(Someone butcher that cow so that I don't have to listen to that song anymore.)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 03, 2018, 02:40:38 AM
*Puts on a straw hat* *Peacefully digs a hole and tosses a small cucumber into it* *Covers cucumber with a humble pile of dirt*
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 03, 2018, 02:43:13 AM
*Drowns Skarzs in a water trough*
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 03, 2018, 02:47:58 AM
The song is done.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 03, 2018, 02:59:12 AM
boo
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 03, 2018, 03:01:23 AM
*Squawk*
Quote from: Matthias720 on March 08, 2018, 01:10:33 AMThis is genius and should be saved forever.
*pokes head into thread*
o_o
O_O
o_O
_O
O
*closes door quietly*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 16, 2018, 08:03:25 AM
Maudie, all your problems could be solved by simply moving to Switzerland and spending the rest of your life milking goats and making cheese on some deserted alpine peak.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 27, 2018, 05:25:37 AMQuote from: Ashleg on March 27, 2018, 04:20:29 AMHow do I do that?
BLHAVE
Quote from: Ashleg on March 27, 2018, 09:52:32 AM
First you crouch down like you are looking for a penny.
Then you jump up.
Repeat four times, then flap your arms like wings and shout "BLHAVE!"
................it's what all the kids are doing these days.
Quote from: Delthion on March 27, 2018, 02:54:25 PM
I just did that in a crowded square...now I'm in this cool suit where I can't move my arms!
Quote from: 321tumbler on March 27, 2018, 03:57:03 PM
Oooh that is so awesome! I've heard that they're really coming back these days. Congrats for staying on top of the fashion game.
Quote from: Delthion on April 12, 2018, 02:47:35 PM
/me proceeds to calmly and collectively beat Soren to death with a chair.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 12, 2018, 02:49:51 PM
Collectively?
Quote from: Delthion on April 12, 2018, 03:07:21 PM
I am the Borg.
Quote from: Rusvul on June 06, 2013, 09:40:08 PM
I'm not sure if the Wright brothers invented the plane or not, but I do know that the Wrong brothers invented the wreck.
Quote from: Tsukuyomi on April 26, 2015, 04:19:20 AM
(Jajaj, it's some kind of spoof of the "Pinky and The Brain" theme song that I made -because I'm weird- while I was talking to Scartooh. I couldn't fit it entirely on the forum, because the signatures were meant to be shorter, but here's the complete version:
They are Scartooth and the Sierra, yes Scartooth and the Sierra. With a name like that, their show wouldn't last. Kids don't know how to pronounce, the name of this weird pair. Parents also don't know what it's about.
They live inside a cage, making less than minimum wage. It's hysteria. They are Scartooth and the Sierra, ra,ra,ra,ra,ra!).
:P
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 24, 2016, 03:08:27 PM
Actually, diesel isn't much better than coal for the environment.
Quote from: Søren on March 24, 2016, 03:58:34 PM
But Thomas was steam, which is good.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 24, 2016, 04:02:05 PM
And how do you make the steam?
Quote from: Søren on March 24, 2016, 04:04:54 PM
Electric heaters by solar panels. Duh.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 30, 2016, 02:51:29 PM
Quote from: Groddil on October 09, 2016, 08:47:32 AM
Yet another reason Australia is dangerous:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2016, 07:32:26 PM
I love bald eagles (As a bird, not as a national whatever because I don't do that whole AMERICAN PRIDE BALD EAGLES FTW ALL YOU OTHER COUNTRIES SUCK thing) but dang that Australian Wedge Tail Eagle is so cute.
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 09, 2016, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Søren on October 10, 2016, 03:27:22 AM
GRYPHON DDB PROOF
Quote from: Groddil on March 13, 2017, 02:11:10 AMQuote from: Actual YouTube videoThat level of cringe? Bit more? Bit less?
"Hey guys, BlockMaster420 here. Today, we gonna build a house."
*Twenty minutes later, BlockMaster420 stares at a really fish-like looking dirt house.*
"Ok guys, I finally did it. My hou-"
*Some random Russian kid comes along and blows up the house*
*BlockMaster420 shrieks like PewDiePie on drugs, making the ears of everyone watching bleed*
Quote from: TsuQuote from: Jukka the Sling on 18 March 2017, 10:45:59
^ If you edit within a couple minutes of posting, it won't say that you edited it.
Wait a bit longer, though, and then it would rat you out :P
Quote from: Skyblade on April 01, 2017, 04:10:59 PM
Hi, everyone :)
It's easy to hide things behind screens. My foot's been tapping and my fingers have been wriggling as I keep my amazing secret to myself.. but since the date is looking closer, I'd love to tell you all :)
We know that Sierra and I are a forum ship (Skyerra OTP), but we were actually not joking. The two of us truly are in love. A month or so ago, we got engaged (the day Sierra proposed to me... it's too amazing for words). Our marriage will be held this summer.
Sierra and I will be smoothing out the details the next few months (cost of airplane, Sierra's new job). We plan to reside in the US, in a small apartment we can afford.
It's tough to work this all out, but our love crosses all barriers :) Please pray for us.
Now, let's celebrate! *Throws confetti*
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on April 01, 2017, 04:11:41 PM
Chipster will be so disappointed.
Now he'll have to marry me.
Come here and kiss me, @Chipster of Noonvale !
Quote from: Tsukuyomi on April 02, 2017, 04:37:42 PM
I remember when I was younger that I used to say "I'm about to reboot my computer for the first time in two hours". Oh, how times have changed ;D
Quote from: MatthiasMan on April 18, 2017, 02:14:43 AM
The members are now going through nostalgic agony, from transitioning from their first time here on the forum in childhood to having the forum down forever to growing up and coming back and then changing forums again.
If you look closely, I'm CRYING.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on April 18, 2017, 04:13:44 AM
Ah geez, looking back this place contains more history than any History book I've ever seen. I'm still in a rush of being able to post about here and see old usernames such as W0NWILL, The Skarzs, Soren the Warrior. Oh I love ever bit of it. Really, I'm glad things happened as they did. Without it, I doubt any of us would be as close as we are. Our friendships went through so much to stay together and now that we are back it is such a beautiful, beautiful thing.
Quote from: TumblerThink cows holding signs that say, "Eat Mor Chikin" and, "Beef Puts U 2 Sleep". Also, there is food involved.
Quote from: Andy on April 27, 2017, 09:24:07 AMTru tho ^
When I was a kid, I thought that I wanted to be an adult.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 28, 2017, 10:29:54 PMQuote599599 Posts in 8984 Topics by 1825 MembersThis is... interesting
Quote from: MeadowR on May 01, 2017, 10:14:33 PM
When I was a kid I thought that adults actually had a clue about life. That when I got to the ages I am now I would suddenly understand all this 'grown up' stuff, and I really don't... >_<
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on May 03, 2017, 02:48:12 PM
SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL
THE HOT (Well, cold.) NEW SPORT IS SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL. IT INVOLVES WEARING FUR PANTS IN THE COLD SIBERIAN WINTER AND TRACKING DOWN A BEAR TO DUEL. THE ONLY WEAPONS ARE FISTS AND GIANT MOUSTACHES.
SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL IS THE GREATEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.
Quote from: Ashleg on May 04, 2017, 11:38:18 PM
Have you played this sport?
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on May 05, 2017, 01:13:52 PM
YES, OF COURSE.
Quote from: James Gryphon on May 05, 2017, 05:29:30 PM
Mod: Give me actual pictures (though a video is preferable) of you doing this, or the last three posts go to the Cellars.
Quote from: LeathoSo this car was in front of me today, so I took a picture.... It seems the DDB have returned!!
This is for the old school members, but if you dibbuns want to know, look up Death Defying Beavers in the forum search.
Quote from: MarianaRedWixi on May 22, 2017, 04:21:32 AM
I thought that my parents *actually* had security cameras in our house that could monitor my every move... let's just say that lie kept me in line for a while...
Quote from: RosieHOW ABOUT TALKING ABOUT FLUFFY BUNNIES.
Quote from: CornYES. FLUFFY BUNNIES ARE THE BEST.
Quote from: RosieI USED TO SEE THEM IN MY YARD A LOT BUT NOW I RARELY SEE ANY
Quote from: SkarzsI THINK YOU GUYS ARE FORCING IT BUT OKAY.
I SEE FLUFFY BUNNIES IB OUR YARD ALMOST EVERY MORNING WHEN I LEAVE FOR WORK. THEY ARE EATING THE GRASS.
Quote from: JukkaOut for their morning silflay?
Quote from: MeadowBunnies are adorable. :D
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 02, 2017, 04:37:15 AM
How about 2000 degree? Well then, subscribe to my channel on Youtube for more videos on how to make a knife using temperatures far above a measly 1000 degrees.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 04, 2017, 03:10:51 AM
That awkward moment when you're having an online conversation (either in real-time or spread out over a few days) and the conversation slowly dwindles and either the other person posts something vague and unreplyable or you do and then apparently neither of you can think of anything else to say and so you don't and the conversation dies and you aren't sure if it was your fault or the fault of the other person for posting something vague and unreplyable and you don't know what they think of you anymore.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 05, 2017, 02:59:06 PM
That awkward moment when you have nothing to talk about to someone you have been lifelong friends with.
That awkward moment with your lifelong friend when you discover you have more in common with his older brother than with him.
That awkward moment when you realize a lifelong friend and yourself will never be as close as you once were.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 12, 2017, 06:03:00 AM
[badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger][badger]
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 13, 2017, 02:34:27 AM
[dance] it.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2017, 02:50:35 AM
*Does an Irish jig*
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 15, 2017, 04:27:53 AM
Whoa this is old.
That "yay!" moment when you see a squirrel desperately trying to cross the road while you're driving and you're rooting for it as you watch it jump back from an oncoming car, then cheer inwardly as you see it sprint across and into the ditch with one final tremendous bound.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 05, 2017, 06:08:48 AM
That "please end my suffering" moment when you remember something you did when you were much younger but even though no one else remembers or knows it's so embarassing now that you want to curl up into a ball so tightly you turn into a black hole that sucks you out of existence.
Quote from: alexandre on August 12, 2017, 08:07:38 PM
971. Host the first ever Redwall Abbey Forum party at Walmart with the theme being "Cellars irl"
Quote from: Ashleg on August 16, 2017, 11:56:49 PM
Shipping is weird.
End of story!
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 13, 2017, 03:26:25 PM
If you touch my babies there will hardly be enough left of you to cremate, understood?
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 25, 2017, 09:19:34 PM
*Sigh* Ever heard of Google, my young friend?
Quote from: Ashleg on September 25, 2017, 09:49:03 PM
No. What's a Google? >:(
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on October 01, 2017, 09:05:42 PM
*facedesk*
Three admins.
Apparently I forgot how to count.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2017, 09:54:19 PM
UNACCEPTABLE. MOD POWERS REVOKED.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 03, 2017, 08:15:56 PM
I'm not on ALL day. Just most of the day.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 04, 2017, 02:41:07 AM
So 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 04, 2017, 02:59:37 AM
Yes. That one minute of sleep is really refreshing.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 04, 2017, 03:17:11 AM
Really glad to hear that; thirty seconds just isn't enough sometimes.
Quote from: a crumb on October 12, 2017, 03:51:54 AM
They will never get him. Decades from now, our children will sing songs late into the night of the bird lion who got away. And in a little field outside Hounslow, they will still be able to hear the distant, faint wail of the legendary bird-lion who screamed the tense mid front unrounded vowel often.
Quote from: Maudie on October 23, 2017, 01:43:04 AM
- ooooh
- look at that
- so many
- possibilities
so many buttons I haven't pressedso many things I haven't triedbehold
i am unstoppable
Quote from: James Gryphon on October 28, 2017, 09:25:10 PM
Wylder's advice is obviously silly. But if you follow the copyrighted Gryphon System, in one simple step you can avoid ever having any problem with those pesky relationships. I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you the full details for free.
1. Stay home in your parents' basement and don't ever go upstairs or interact with anyone.
(If you don't have a basement, your room can be converted into a reasonable facsimile of one by covering up the windows.)
Quote from: Søren on May 26, 2018, 02:20:01 AM
Quote from: Matthias720 on May 20, 2018, 06:18:26 AM
Something, something, leprechauns, blahblahblah, green, blahblah, top'o'themornin'.
Have fun! ;)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2018, 02:23:35 AM
A tip fer 'ov tae get a zhreaded body:Zaid Tip
Ztick yerzelf in a meat grinder.[close]
Quote from: Søren on April 20, 2018, 01:28:30 AM
1911 pistol vs. American steel butterknife.
I now carry at least 5 butterknives and 3 spreaders on me wherever I go.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 21, 2018, 02:08:41 AM
Yes, that way when someone fires at you, you can split the bullet and have two holes in your body instead of one.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 12, 2018, 05:46:26 PM
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Quote from: Sagetip on 04 August 2016, 23:51:59
I'd like to see a sword officer dodge a .50 caliber sniper bullet.
I'd like to see a sword officer survive for an hour in a 3 x 3 x 3 room whilst being shot at by miniguns, strategically placed so that they can shoot at any location in the room, and which have enough ammunition to sustain automatic fire for said hour.
That's part of Sword Officer training.
Quote from: Ashleg on November 01, 2017, 03:46:28 AM
How to convince your parents to let some random person online send you a sword is beyond me, however awesome that may sound...
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on November 01, 2017, 04:21:32 AM
You could just not tell them and when it comes in the mail say "Oh, how did that get there? I guess we should probably keep it."
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on November 05, 2017, 07:09:51 PM
I just got back from a talk with Asif Kapadia, Oscar-winning director of Senna and Amy. It was really interesting, and now I want to watch those documentaries.
He literally said "illegally download it if you want. Universal and New Line aren't sharing the profits with me so why should I care?"
Quote from: SkarzsAnd- *Suddenly, Emo Skarzs appears.*And that one has fancy formatting and stuff but guess what thread locked so I can't access bbcode AGAIN!!!
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH.
Quote from: James Gryphon on November 11, 2017, 07:47:54 PM
RAF children's book titles:
Matthias's 720 Guests
Invasion of the Beavers
Sierra meets the Ginormous Chimera
Tagg the Overlord
The Last Page Wins
Buttons!
Girls vs. Guys
Ashleg and the Baby of Doom
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 17, 2017, 03:21:54 AM
I shall explain.
No, I tell a lie, Wesley shall explain.
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 22, 2017, 02:07:08 PM
you needed this meme so i returned
Quote from: Søren on November 23, 2017, 02:44:04 AM
@The Skarzs Awesome! Now you can say: "Hey what is up guys Cave of Skarzs here, with another vid for ya, smash that like button if you like it, subscribe it helps a lot, check me on Patreon for stuff and be a superduperblacksmither, ring a ding ding that bell so you never miss a video, let's aim for 24k likes y'all just smash and destroy that button and subscribe and never miss a video, I got merch on sale at represent.com/caveofskarzs ive got your hoodies, your plushies, all you gotta do is subscribe, smash the link and the like button, hmu on Twitter and follow me there, check my Insta and add me on Snapchat I'm always on blacksmithin and don't forget my giveaway at the end of the video, leave a comment down below if you want to win that and drop a like on this video peace y'all"
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 09, 2017, 03:37:00 AM
Come to the Moon! Where it's usually about 224 degrees during the day and about -298 at night! :D
Quote from: Maudie on December 10, 2017, 07:09:15 AM
What? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of seagulls and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. ;D
Quote from: Ashleg on December 23, 2017, 09:38:03 PM
Oh, come on, don't pretend you don't throw snowballs at your own face. Every normal creature does. ::)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on January 04, 2018, 03:13:04 AM
MR BURR, GET A MEDIC FOR THE GENERAL. YES SIR. LEE, YOU WILL NEVER AGREE WITH ME, BUT BELIEVE ME, THESE MEN DON'T SPEAK FOR ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. LET'S RIDE! HAMILTON? SIR? MEET ME INSIDE. MEET 'IM INSIDE, MEET 'IM INSIDE, MEET 'IM INSIDE, MEET 'IM, MEET 'IM INSIDE. SON? DON'T CALL ME SON. THIS WAR IS HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT INFIGHTING, LEE CALLED YOU OUT, WE CALLED HIS BLUFF. YOU SOLVED NOTHING, YOU AGGRAVATE OUR ALLIES TO THE SOUTH. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, JOHN SHOULD'VE SHOT HIM IN THE MOUTH, THAT WOULD OF SHUT HIM UP. SON, I'M NOT YOUR SON. WATCH YOUR TONE, I AM NOT A MAIDEN IN NEED OF DEFENDING, I AM GROWN. CHARLES LEE, THOMAS CONWAY, THESE MEN TAKE YOUR NAME AND THEY RAKE IT THROUGH THE MUD. MY NAME'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT, I CAN TAKE IT. WELL I DON'T HAVE YOUR NAME, I DON'T HAVE YOUR TITLES, I DON'T HAVE YOUR LAND, BUT IF YOU- NO. IF YOU GAVE ME COMMAND OF A BATTALION, A GROUP OF MEN TO LEAD, I COULD FLY ABOVE MY STATION. AFTER THE WAR. OR YOU COULD DIE, AND WE NEED YOU ALIVE. I AM MORE THAN WILLING TO DIE. YOUR WIFE NEEDS YOU ALIVE, SON I NEED YOU ALIVE! CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME (DRAMATIC PAUSE) GO HOME ALEXANDER THAT'S AN ORDER FROM YOUR COMMANDER. BUT- GO HOME.
Quote from: Ashleg on February 07, 2018, 06:44:53 PM
You can be a Moulehog.
It's a mouse mole hedgehog.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 16, 2018, 10:57:16 PM
Just laugh.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 16, 2018, 11:07:55 PM
*Obediently starts laughing a creepy evil laugh*
Quote from: Ashleg on February 19, 2018, 05:16:23 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on March 20, 2018, 03:34:27 AM
*Puts on glasses and pushes them up my nose.*
According to my c-calculations, we are precisely and exactly 98.54% doomed.
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Quote from: Ashleg on March 29, 2018, 01:46:36 AM
Real picture of @The Skarzs below: Colorized, 2018.Spoiler
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Quote from: DelthionNearly brain dead? That's no excuse! ;D I've been brain dead since February 28th, 2001!(sadly it's true :'( )
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 10, 2013, 06:46:11 PM
I'm getting tired of hearing 'Where were you?' Stop it!!! I'm not going to answer. It's my business! I'm not mad, I just don't want hear that question again!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2017, 12:40:41 AM
Alzae zin'z can alvayz be vorze. Zere could be a giant 'edge'og at yer door demandin' a bill be paid zat vaz due zree yearz agae...
Quote from: Gonff, talking about SkarzsI think you upload a one second video of you just going "Mm." And link it whenever you want to say that in a post.
Quote from: Krantor(Here you go Skarzs ;D)
Krantor, who is currently traveling around the Eastern Shores, to Skarzs the Smith sends his regards.
How long has it been since I have sent a messenger to thee? Behold, it has been even longer since I have seen thy face. The reason being, our acquaintance is not very well. For our our differences have led to strip, env, and discord. But now, I write to thee to hearken unto me. A common enemy has arisen and their numbers are without compare. I beseech thee therefore, forget our anger and let us unite under one banner for if either of us attempt to gain victory alone, it is oblivious, it cannot be done, but together, our chances of survival is much greater and we may succeed. I am currently seeking my allies among the Tribes by the Shores. Thou, I ask, must do the same amongst thy folk, no matter how small the force may be.
Given on the LVI day before the Spring Season.
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Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 16, 2018, 07:36:22 PM
TJ wanted me to make an ab crab
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 16, 2018, 08:19:49 PM
What in season's name is that.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 17, 2018, 03:59:29 AM
It's ab crab, TJ's loyal companion. Like Zombie Pinata but much better.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 24, 2018, 01:15:55 AM
I CAN TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT WHY AND SO CAN TJ SHE MAKING A PLAY ABOUT IT CUZ ARNOLD WAS A SNAZZ DUDE
Quote from: Delthion on May 02, 2018, 04:05:14 PM
ASMR is weird... ;D
Quote from: danflorreguba on May 02, 2018, 04:59:35 PM
Yeah well, so is everyone that's made more than like, 10 posts on this forum :P
Quote from: Tiny Jackalope on May 12, 2018, 03:10:15 PM
my lubby is chubby for my hubby: abbey the crabby
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 12, 2018, 03:11:38 PM
Come again?
Quote from: Delthion on May 12, 2018, 04:08:04 PM
Her lubby is chubby for her hubby! Which was said by Abbey the Crabby. Don't you pay any attention Russa? ;D
Quote from: CornRead WSD, have you? :P
Quote from: JukkaI read most of it several years ago, skipping the boring bits. :P
Quote from: TsuHow dare you? ;)
Quote from: MeadowGasssp! What boring bits?? :o
Quote from: Jukka*laughs awkwardly*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 06, 2017, 10:34:08 PM
*Dies of second-hand sweetness overload*
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Quote from: AshlegSo, erm...Robot Abbey, is it?
Quote from: TumblerYes, instead of little woodland creatures, the forum will now be about metal talking machines.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 25, 2017, 02:12:11 PM
Hmm, we can't seem to stop driving away amazing people. No wonder the forum has been slow lately, there is no one left!
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 28, 2017, 10:17:12 PM
I just bought an anvil! Wooooooooooooo!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on October 29, 2017, 01:56:57 AM
Don't you already own one? Or are there different kinds?
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 29, 2017, 02:12:14 AM
It's never enough anvils.
Quote from: Delthion on October 29, 2017, 02:49:33 AM
*Ahem.* Please edit that post Skarzs so that it is grammatically correct. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 29, 2017, 03:50:50 AM
I will when I have enough anvils.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 30, 2017, 12:06:48 AM
Skarzs, here is a question. To make an anvil, do you make it on an anvil? Or is there an anvil-maker? Could you make an anvil on an anvil?
Quote from: GonffI think you upload a one second video of you just going "Mm." And link it whenever you want to say that in a post.
Quote from: SkarzsMm.
That would be a .43 second video.
Quote from: GonffWell it would be the best .43 second video.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on January 05, 2018, 06:33:47 PM^not really funny but accurate :'(
TAMW you're surrounded by tons of people but you're still super lonely.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 08, 2018, 02:08:34 AM
Three frogs sat on a log. Two decided to jump in the water.
How many frogs are on the log?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 08, 2018, 02:09:32 AM
One.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 08, 2018, 02:17:40 AM
You're gonna hate me, but no. There were three.
Decision does not equal action.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 03, 2018, 01:26:25 AM
MLT stay up late.
Quote from: Søren on February 04, 2018, 05:56:58 AM
Me (or Chip) (or James) (or Gonff)
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on February 18, 2018, 03:45:25 PM^not really funny but worth sharing anyway.
Well, thoughtful posts are a lot better than many posts with no meaning.
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A humble canoe floating down a stream.
Quote from: Ashleg>:D C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-)Beheaded police chasing a beheaded criminal.
Quote from: Chipster>:D C:-)
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Quote from: AshlegOne cop chasing the criminal before they were beheaded.
Quote from: SkarzsThe cop loves his job.^I had to retype the last few so they may not be identical :-\
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 20, 2018, 10:09:12 PM
'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 02, 2018, 03:55:08 AM
It's April.
Quote from: Delthion on April 02, 2018, 03:55:52 AM
Which is the month before May so obviously when we go gathering nuts, it will be in May.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 02, 2018, 04:24:01 AM
Well, nuts.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 17, 2018, 10:45:30 PM
I'm calling the police.
Quote from: Ashleg on April 10, 2018, 05:58:56 PM
C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-)
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I AM A COP!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I TELL YOU TO STOP!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
THIS SOUND IS AN ALARM!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I HOPE YOU ARE DISARMED!
*puts Skarzs behind barzs*
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Quote from: Ashleg on October 31, 2017, 04:19:03 PM
I'm sorry to hear that Canadian Snape took you hostage. :'(
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2017, 04:10:09 PM
Hello there...*Trips over*
Quote from: Skyblade on April 28, 2017, 02:38:57 AM
Oh snap, are you ok? *Tries to help Russa* *Trips and falls on top of her*
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on April 28, 2017, 02:45:50 AM
Wait, what is... *trips and falls on Skyblade*
Quote from: Skyblade on April 28, 2017, 02:49:18 AM
Ouch.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on April 28, 2017, 02:51:16 AM
AAAAA I HURT MY BEST FRIEND :'(
Wha- wha- what do I do now? To help...
Quote from: Skyblade on April 28, 2017, 02:52:45 AM
*In a muffled voice* You can start by getting off me.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on April 28, 2017, 02:54:13 AM
Oh... *awkwardly rolls off of Skyblade* Uh...I mean...I'm sorry...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 01, 2017, 08:07:42 PM
*Is still crushed under Sky* Halp.
Quote from: Trigoma on May 16, 2017, 11:10:45 AM
Um...I'd totally help but...like...
Oh look at that cloud.
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 17, 2017, 02:59:07 AM
Wow, cool cloud! Um... *Coughs* Eh... *Tries to help the pile of people up but trips and falls on top of them instead* Well, this is awkward...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 14, 2018, 11:48:59 PM
A quiet and peaceful protest against the movie they totally forgot about.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on December 20, 2014, 07:40:02 PM
Who is better:
Kirk or Picard?
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 21, 2014, 04:12:03 AM
I'm not into Pokemon (if that's what you're talking about), so I dunno.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 06, 2018, 08:39:03 PM
My vocabulary consists of "make hot and hit with hammer". But if I could comprehend your process, I'm sure it's a great way to do it.
Quote from: Delthion on November 16, 2018, 03:25:54 AM
/me eats Ashleg for daring to question the drollness of the Troll-ness. And eats Daskar for good measure.
Quote from: Delthion on November 16, 2018, 03:25:54 AM
/me eats Ashleg for daring to question the drollness of the Troll-ness. And eats Daskar for good measure.
Quote from: Ashleg on November 17, 2018, 01:12:51 AM
/me eats Del's internal organs.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 17, 2018, 01:58:47 AM
Hardcore.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2018, 06:12:13 AM
Bald and handsome.
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Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 25, 2019, 07:10:36 PM
Or... Just stick a land mine near your grave. ;DQuote from: The Skarzs on January 25, 2019, 07:54:20 PM
Creating more business for the cemetery, are we? :P "Here lies our biggest contributor."
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 27, 2019, 01:42:46 PM
Hey guys, do you recommend any one brand for a good computer?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 27, 2019, 04:11:02 PM
I fully recommend the LeapFrog Leaptop. They only cost about twenty bucks and your dignity.Behold
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Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 09, 2019, 06:56:08 PM
Brainless, but loveable orcs
Quote from: Delthion on May 09, 2019, 07:05:15 PMLol.Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 09, 2019, 06:56:08 PM
Brainless, but loveable orcs
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 09:39:34 PM
Does anyone disagree with Sebias adopting Russa?
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 10:30:27 PM
As a parent or as a brother?
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 24, 2019, 11:01:36 PM
She's a girl.
Quote from: Rusvul on June 14, 2013, 02:34:15 AMQuote from: Tam and Martin on May 18, 2013, 10:11:50 PMAre you saying Song is a Mary Sue? *goes into evil enraged bloodwrath mode* GRAAAAAH!!! *Leaves evil enraged bloodwrath mode* Yeah, in a few cases, I suppose...
I voted Fwirl because sometimes Song can be too perfect.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 19, 2019, 03:14:13 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 19, 2019, 09:36:18 PM
Uh... Beware of the One-Eye.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 20, 2019, 01:03:05 AM
Vhich vone, zough?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 20, 2019, 02:12:41 AM
*breaks into hiag's cell and starts disembowling him*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 20, 2019, 06:11:30 AM
I wonder if rubber's edible.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:50:48 PMI don't know why this made me laugh.
No violence! Our hogs need to remain untouched by the evils of this world.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 12, 2019, 03:06:12 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 12, 2019, 08:21:41 AMLaced with bureaucracy and concealment attempts.
*catches overcooked, hardened pancakes and gives people nice pancakes with Nutella and raspberry sauce instead*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 14, 2019, 10:55:15 PMQuote from: EmileMow on October 13, 2019, 08:11:15 PM
Nice car but why?? Picture overload on that site btw.. That makes me look at quickly but dont really check it out. And the few posts I read was just a lot of profanity.
You bot. If you don't get out of here, I'm going to swear at you in russian.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 04:34:39 AM
Yes, learn decent grammar or leave. I won't swear at you in Russian but I may call you names in Maori.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2019, 12:43:08 AM
Your argument doesn't hold water, Teer.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2019, 12:44:04 AM
You're ship does, though (which is probably why it's sinking)
Quote from: Booklover on November 02, 2019, 08:30:32 PM
If a bank has branches, why doesn't money grow on trees?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 02, 2019, 10:09:36 PMI know this has one of my posts but I liked it.
You're beginning to question too much.
*silences Booklover.....Permanently.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 29, 2019, 10:52:17 PMQuote from: Delthion on April 29, 2019, 10:51:35 PMThis is why guests don't register.
Here it is my fellow Redwallers! Another wedding!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 02, 2019, 10:42:02 PMAnd here I thought you were completely oblivious to the danger.
*Nervously chuckles*
Quote from: James Gryphon on December 03, 2014, 09:45:12 PM
But everything within five quadrillion light years was destroyed by the unlimited vacuum collapser.
Quote from: Jasper on December 03, 2014, 09:57:49 PM
Except for Delthion and Jukka, who got married shortly after. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on December 03, 2014, 09:59:06 PM
But then Delthion was so weirded-out by that that he committed suicide.
Quote from: James Gryphon on December 03, 2014, 10:00:15 PM
But he was already dead, so it brought him back to life.
Quote from: Jasper on December 03, 2014, 10:01:28 PMQuote from: Delthion on December 03, 2014, 09:59:06 PMOOC: Gee, Jukka isn't THAT bad. :)
But then Delthion was so weirded-out by that that he committed suicide.
BIC: And they lived happily ever after, and became cauliflower farmers.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2019, 09:36:02 AMI have a filling he is the danger.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 02, 2019, 10:42:02 PMAnd here I thought you were completely oblivious to the danger.
*Nervously chuckles*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AMWho are we talking about, again? ::)
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:21:34 PM
Progress is pain.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2019, 04:24:09 PM
Not if you're progressing through a reasonably-sized cake :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 08:36:48 PMYou.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AMWho are we talking about, again? ::)
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 08:09:31 PM
I have a strange medical phenomenon with a very long name that means that you are allergic to me.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 08:15:56 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 08:16:48 PMQuote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 06:32:34 PMI suppose we should.\
Should we perhaps leave eating and killing each other to (*looks at other threads*)... every other thread in existence, as it seems to be a common topic?Quote from: The Skarzs on December 05, 2019, 05:40:42 PMStomach lining is much more delicate than epidermal tissue. You'd be eating someone with a knife. Ebantu has claws. Booklover has magic, and Teer is simply too large. You could eat Kade, but then we'd kill yuo so he can get out.
In what way?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 03:29:01 AMMe?Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 08:36:48 PMYou.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AMWho are we talking about, again? ::)
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 06, 2019, 07:13:11 AM
There are worse masters. Being my slave isn't actually that bad.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 06, 2019, 03:55:57 PM
It isn't nearly as bad as being your husband.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 06, 2019, 03:56:37 PM
Dang son, spittin' hot fire dawg.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 01, 2015, 03:44:03 AMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 27, 2015, 09:38:06 PMThe younger Bilbo. I highly doubt anyone would have a crush on the old Bilbo...
I don't even know who that is. The actor who played him, I assume. Still... Bilbo?
And I'll try to add you guys' requests...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 01, 2015, 04:04:34 AM
Updated the poll and reset it.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on March 02, 2015, 02:42:43 PM
Who voted for Kili besides me?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 02, 2015, 03:34:26 PM
Wow, Jukka, triple post.
Quote from: Søren on March 02, 2015, 04:18:05 PM
If she goes away for a few days, we know what happened.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2015, 06:34:04 PM
. . . That she had a date with Kili?
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 09, 2019, 02:44:59 PM
*Is stuck in the top of the chimney.* I'm. . . Too large.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2019, 03:46:03 PMI'm not sure if anyone found this as funny as I did, but it made me chuckle in real life, so... ;D
*Grabs a comically large hammer.*
We can help you there.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2019, 04:31:24 PMAs for the Fictional Character Crush thread, you could just include all of it. I mean, some of the early posts aren't that funny, and I didn't read every page, but there are a lot of things on page 5, including the ones Julia mentioned.
A higher res pic of SheevSpoiler
[close]
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 08, 2011, 11:43:45 PM
Why wid they be fightin' in the firzt place? Did Gonff zteal a zlice o' cake from Sunflash, who got mad an' threw a pie at him, who ducked an' the pie inztead hit Dandin, who ztarted throwin' rotten tomatoez at Log-a-Log, who hit Martin over the head with zome zhrewbread, who recovered and poured ztrawberry cordial ontae him, who tripped over King MacPhearsome, who then got mad and zmashed Skipper into the cookin' pot, who waz quiet upzet over thiz an' took Friar Hugo'z ladle, who then kicked Lady Amber into zome mud, who then...
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 14, 2019, 06:49:10 AM
Sentiment. Disgusting.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 15, 2019, 11:02:00 PM*is shocked* Why would you say that, Eb?! That doesn't sound anything like your dad.
*is laughing* That sounds like my dad! (just joking)
Quote from: Rainshadow on September 13, 2014, 08:52:43 PM
*Blank eyes* Yes. The mods are our friends. But we do not hurt the members. The mods are our friends, not our enemies. We do not hurt the defective members. No, we fix them. *Steps toward Jukka the Sling* The mods are our friends, Jukka the Sling. They are our friends.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 31, 2015, 08:20:57 PM
*goes forward in time before I'm eaten and eats Del*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2015, 08:34:22 PM
*Facepalms* Why? Can we stop eating people?
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 08:50:52 PM
._.
That's not something you hear every day.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 18, 2019, 08:53:34 PMFixed it.
Ah, to be young and want to use a different font from the other plebeians ;D I remember those days
Quote from: Booklover on December 27, 2019, 08:57:12 AMQuote from: lass of something much on December 27, 2019, 07:40:16 AMThe fact that this seems so normal on here shows how quickly the forum makes people (or aliens, or other sentient life forms) insane.
yay!, you killed him! ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2019, 03:37:34 PM;D
Mm. And to think she voted for me on the Secret Crush thread too. My, how quickly things change. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2019, 08:05:53 PM
He will release all the posts he has eaten.
Quote from: Groddil on December 31, 2016, 11:00:08 PM
9am, January 1st, 2017.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 31, 2016, 11:20:28 PMFound this on the New Years thread.
GRODDIL, WHAT'S IT LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE?
HAVE THEY DEVELOPED FLYING CARS YET?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2019, 08:22:34 PMQuote from: lass of something much on December 27, 2019, 07:51:01 PM
THAT MEANS I EAT WHAT I WANT
Now that sounds like something one of the "of something much" bloodline would say ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2019, 11:25:55 PMQuote from: Søren on December 10, 2015, 05:49:15 AM*Is nursing the wound the truth gave me.*
Fact: I've reached the age where the highlight of my day is my parent buying me a nondescript, yet well fitting pair of jeans.
Quote from: Ashleg on May 20, 2017, 04:22:23 AM
The ants roam wild!
Quote from: Delthion on May 20, 2017, 05:05:02 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 20, 2017, 06:20:40 PM
Ah.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 03, 2020, 08:54:18 PMAh. Okay, thanks!
@Seb, it's from the topic "Camping in Bear-infested woods"
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 19, 2020, 06:43:55 PM
Kinda, yeah. I have a huge tendency to worry about things I've already done and can't change, especially because of what people might think about me as a result. It drags me down. Working retail has made me a bit better about this, because every day something awkward happens, and I have to learn to just let it go. My overthinking is still a problem, though. (For example, I've been worrying over a fanfic I posted months ago, because it really wasn't my best writing -- it was way overwritten and possibly overdramatic -- and I don't know what people will think of me because of it. In the end, I posted it because I stressed myself out so bad while writing it that I finally decided I had to either post it or lose my mind.)
TPBM worries a lot.
Quote from: Booklover on January 19, 2020, 06:49:04 PM
Clearly not as much as you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 04:20:19 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2020, 12:24:13 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on January 19, 2020, 11:36:22 PMmoist
You people need help.
You especially.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 14, 2017, 01:36:36 AMQuote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.
She's got gold snake extensions.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 06:01:57 PMQuote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:44:59 PMWaffling on waffles, eh? Waffle apologists are liars, hmmm? Waffles is lies!?!?
*waffles*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2020, 03:13:23 PMLOL
I don't know if this made it's way on here earlier, but if so, it deserves it again.Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 14, 2017, 01:36:36 AMQuote from: Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 12:48:17 AM
Grodussa sounds like Medusa's getto cousin.
She's got gold snake extensions.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 07:05:58 PM
anyway, as to the thought that is (not) plaguing your minds; no, I will likely not be joining in.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 07:21:06 PM
Weak.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 01:32:46 AM
Hey, don't talk to my beloved honeybun like that!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 31, 2020, 02:35:41 AM
Hush now, non-existent voice in my head, I must criticize fruit duck some more
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 31, 2020, 03:46:02 AMIQuote from: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 05:12:13 PM
Does your family know how to get to NZ cheap? :laugh:We swim.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 31, 2020, 02:42:02 PMSuch as this (and some other parts of that topic):
Russa has some clever quips. :D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 31, 2020, 02:39:42 AM
@Booklover, thank you so much for choosing me to be your flower girl. It means a lot. ^-^ There's been a slight change of plan, though. See, I went to personally pick up the flowers from the florist, but they weren't open. Thankfully, the hardware store next door was. *Pulls a chainsaw out of a shopping bag* So I'll be scattering power tools and nails instead. :D
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 07, 2020, 02:08:03 AMQuote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 06, 2020, 07:51:30 PM*Closes the distance with a skip and a twirl.*
No, and remain 10 feet away from me at all times.Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 06, 2020, 08:23:50 PMWe have different bulbs just for that.
*Can no longer look at Skarz in the same light* :D :D
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 05:48:22 PM
Will the smol populace submit?
Quote from: Booklover on February 15, 2020, 06:31:38 PM
As there is no 'smol populace', the smol populace can't exist. If you mean us, the answer is never.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 15, 2020, 06:51:04 PM
That's cute.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 15, 2020, 07:37:03 PM
The swoll populace won't submit either because our swollness won't allow it.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 15, 2020, 08:25:14 PM
*Burns the freshly tilled ground.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 24, 2020, 11:00:30 PM
*As you didn't specify, I decided that it was fragile.*
*And Expensive.*
*And you're grounded.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:51:09 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:37:33 PMThe pain.Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:33:37 PMAnd they really want to dig into my brain...Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 06:28:21 PMToward me so I am weeping...Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2020, 06:22:43 PMBecause teletubbies are creeping...
I've come to squawk at you again....
Teletubbies are known for violence...
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 12, 2020, 04:13:01 AMQuote from: lass of something much on March 12, 2020, 12:55:22 AMAAAAAAAA-*Squishes Lass*-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*vomits on Skarz*
Quote from: Maudie on July 07, 2013, 01:10:21 AM
You know, sometimes this forum seems like Dark Forest with all of its dead beasts.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 22, 2017, 02:48:10 AM
DELTHION IS WEIRD AND I'M SPEAKING BADLY ABOUT HIM
WHAT IS HE, EVEN?
A GRIM REAPER LION?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 22, 2017, 02:50:31 AM
OH MY GOSH.
Delthion.
Dethlion.
Death lion.
THREE CHANGES MAKE HIM "DEATH LION".
THREE SIDES AND CORNERS OF A TRIANGLE.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
DELTHION IS THE GRIM REAPER LION OF THE ILLUMINATI.
SPREAD THE WORD.
HE MUST BE STOPPED.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Quote from: Ashleg on September 22, 2017, 02:53:34 AM
OH MY GOSH SEE??
DELTHION HAS TWO EYES.
I USED TWO QUESTION MARKS.
TWO MINUS ONE IS ONE.
IF I TAKE AWAY ONE OF DELTHION'S EYES AND PUT IT IN A TRIANGLE, IT'S ILLUMINATI!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 22, 2017, 02:55:51 AM
HOW DID WE NOT REALIZE THIS BEFORE?!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 30, 2020, 04:22:55 PM
"Potato is a very small word,
A little sound we make,
For one who is true, one who will do,
Great deeds for potato chip's sake."
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 01, 2019, 10:53:06 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on March 01, 2019, 10:47:15 PMWhy thank you. I like me too. ;D
Double betrayal.
I like you already.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 04, 2020, 12:41:38 PM
It's a LARP? I thought it was a TTRPG...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 10:24:12 PM
It's an RPG, not a LARP.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 12:25:22 AM
Whatever. It certainly sounds as if there is plenty of live action involved.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 05, 2020, 01:15:06 AM
Basically you sit around a table and roll dice and the GM tells the story based on your plans and what dice roll you get.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 03:13:16 AMI find this funny because of the ultimate letdown. ;D
Oh, that's kinda disappointing. I was thinking you had to act it out.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 01, 2019, 10:53:06 PM[/quote]lol, yeah. I remember that. Funny, this miiiiiiiight be the first quote in this topic I've seen with me as one of the posters... Fancy that. ^-^Quote from: The Skarzs on March 01, 2019, 10:47:15 PMWhy thank you. I like me too. ;D
Double betrayal.
I like you already.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 05, 2019, 03:29:01 AMI've found one with your post.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2019, 08:36:48 PMYou.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 05:12:51 AMWho are we talking about, again? ::)
There are also many other forms of punishment that can be used effectively on the little tortoise.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 11:25:13 PM
There may be other things I need to remind you of in the future.
Have you done much cooking lately?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 01:18:29 AM
I made a bowl of cereal a few days ago, and last night I got adventurous and prepared a flavored package of tuna for a sandwich.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 03, 2020, 04:21:38 AM
That is amazing! Why didn't you go into culinary arts?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 04:22:24 AM
I know, people tell me that all the time. It just wasn't my calling, man.
Quote from: Matthias720 on April 10, 2020, 02:39:28 AMQuote from: lass of something much on April 10, 2020, 01:47:11 AMYesQuote from: Matthias720 on April 09, 2020, 11:29:36 PMto whom?Quote from: lass of something much on April 09, 2020, 11:08:59 PMIt's a secret.
why the 720?
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 30, 2020, 04:20:52 AM
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\l_l_l_/
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 04:36:31 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on January 30, 2020, 04:20:52 AM
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o O
________
\l_l_l_l_l/
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Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 10, 2020, 04:55:14 AM
Is that a malavolent trash can?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 10, 2020, 04:57:54 AM
No, I don't think so. As far as I can tell, it's The Stoneater.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 10, 2020, 03:15:43 PMThe post itself isn't so much funny as a description of an event (that was funny).
I was just scanning the index really quickly, and just as I scrolled down the newsbar changed... but since I was going so fast I read it as, "Congratulations to Rosie Willowater on her promotion to God!"
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2020, 03:40:48 PMQuote from: lass of something much on April 08, 2020, 12:43:47 PM
*has no more paper...paints on Kade's footpaw*Quote from: lass of something much on April 09, 2020, 07:11:36 AM
*has painted Kade*
Ooo! Ooo! What did you paint?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 09:51:33 PMThis one amuses me.
You.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 13, 2020, 01:39:01 AM
*Walks with Teer among the cherry trees, stealing glances at her.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 13, 2020, 01:45:05 AM
(Thief!)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:44:28 AM
Yeah, me too. We should do a really fast meeting.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:49:46 AM
Do a running high five before immediately dashing in opposite directions and washing your hands.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:51:52 AM
Ah... not exactly what I was talking about... Maybe just do a normal Zoom meeting?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:56:33 AM
Laaaaame
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:58:18 AM
*shoves an apple into Kade's mouth*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 04:00:34 AM
*Accidentally swallows the apple whole.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 04:01:16 AM
*gets ready to perform the Heimlich maneuver*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 04:05:20 AM
Uh... why are you hugging me from behind?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 04:13:32 AM
I'm not. I'm just standing ready to hug you from behind.
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 08:33:58 AMThis one belongs here.
Well, that's upsetting. You've already done it.
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 08:33:58 AM*doesn't laugh*
Well, that's upsetting. You've already done it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:38:30 AM
*Smiles happily as Teer paints his nails and Eb braids his fur.* I'm gonna look so pretty!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:39:12 AMThis one is priceless.You already do.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 09:50:06 AM
So can I. Besides, I volunTeered first.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 10:07:38 PM
Best stay out of Teer's sight, though; Taniwha get randomly territorial when on their honeymoon.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 12:50:23 AM
*leans close to Miss Russa and whispers loudly* Do you know how to tell if it's an Australian spider? They say G'day mate! and start setting up the Barbecue. It's terrifying.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 15, 2020, 08:13:47 AM
*Hugs every single person in the forum* {Yes even you @daleecox25 )
Quote from: Verdauga on April 18, 2020, 01:42:58 AM
*Finishes replacing the tires and motions for everyone to get in.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 18, 2020, 01:38:36 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 01:45:40 AM*Shifts gaze to and from Eb and the car repeatedly.*
*refuses* Why?
I-I-I-I It's- a limo....
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 18, 2020, 06:36:14 PM
I am pretty sure Kade is about sixty to one hundred.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 19, 2020, 01:00:26 PMQuote from: lass of something much on April 19, 2020, 06:05:00 AM{*Distinctly hasn't killed Lass.*}
(and as for why you would want to kill me, everybeast kills me...that's just something that happens. and why would you want to carry me? any other beast would die from any one of your wounds!!!)
*Reads the past couple of pages.*
The teen angst is real.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 20, 2020, 02:16:34 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2020, 01:32:43 AM*eyes widen*
*downs a tankard of ale* To the King!
Does... does that count as under age drinking?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 20, 2020, 08:23:14 AM
"Thank you Teer"
*Grabs BR55HB and most of the clips*
"I'm going to go check on Lass"
*Walking outside Scott looked around for Lass but couldn't find her. Sitting down on a bench Scott called out.*
"Lass come o-"
*Scott suddenly noticed blood on the ground. Crouching down to examine them Scott figured someone had bled here bled alot. Scott remembered Lass was bleeding pretty bad but Scott noticed another thing. Footprints not Lass's but one of a wild beast. On upon furthur examination Scott noticed blood had been dripping from the creature. Scott compared the blood to the ones he found near the bench and speculated they were from the same person. Following the train of blood and paw prints into a clearing, he saw the beast a ten foot monster that was to savge and disgusting to describe. The monster looked straight at Scott blood and body pieces of another beast all over it's hideous face and a terrifying smile. Scott kne it was not friendly. Pulling out his BR55HB He shot armor piercing bullets into the beasts hide. The beast didn't even flinch as Scott loaded one full clip into it. Seeing bullets had no effect he pulled out his amban rifle. Scott prepared to fire but the beast was on him. It grabbed his right shoulder piece and tore it off. Scott frantically reached for his dirk. Scott stabbed the creature right in it's arm and twisted the blade. This had a good effect on it. The beast backed up and charged Scott head on. Grabbing his amban rifle Scott turned on the stunner the two prongs at the end of the gun began to sizzle. The beasts face collided with the stunner. Pushing with all his might Scott forced the two prongs into the beasts forehead drawing blood. Scott fired a shot right into the forehead of the beast. Scott's amban rifle hardly did anything but knock it out. Scott took a breather. He took the time to examine the arm of the poor creature who had been eaten. Scott's worst nightmare had just come true. He could recognize that hand anywhere the hand he held as him and Lass danced. The hand that led him to the food table. The hand he held up in the trees. The hand that held his hand tight when he was unconscious. It was Lass's hand. With a primal scream Scott began to mercilessly stomp on the beasts head with his armored boot till it was mush. Scott tipped his helmet off his head and cracked the visor against a tree. Scott began to cry like a baby punching the ground.*
"YOU FREAKING SON OF A GOBLIN I WILL MAKE YOUR KIND SUFFER TEN TIMES THEN YOU HAVE MADE ME SUFFER RIGHT NOW"
*That was a promise Scott intended to keep.*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 20, 2020, 09:04:35 AM
(Paw, not hand, Paw...also...Yikes...)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 21, 2020, 06:16:34 PM
Well to the king again downs six big tankards of root beer.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 09:18:44 PM
O_O
the king has a drinking problem....
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:04:55 PM
I've been locked up.
Hey, Del; can you release Corn?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2014, 11:05:49 PM
Does that mean I passed my pyschosis test?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:06:10 PM
(It's up to Del, unfortunately)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2014, 11:07:48 PM
You're the owner!
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:19:42 PM
I'M STUCK IN A CELL BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 21, 2014, 11:20:46 PM
THEN WHY DID YOU START THIS PLACE?!?
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 21, 2014, 11:33:02 PM
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 08, 2014, 12:07:19 AM@The Skarzs
*Twitch
You. . . Haven't. . . Read. . . It. . . Yet. . . ?!
*Eye spasm
You requested it!
*Seizure
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 05:18:21 AM
*grabs Seb and holds him protectively, snarling* Leave the poor tortoise alone, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 06:05:47 PM
No need to be so protective of your food, sis.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 10:23:39 PM
I protest innocence on that particular case, brother. I was not planning to eat him.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
Of course, dear sister. You were planning to save him for later.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 24, 2020, 10:56:55 PMWoah, woah, woah. I don't remember this? (Thanks, though, Teer. Kindness to turtles is always a good thing.)Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 05:18:21 AM
*grabs Seb and holds him protectively, snarling* Leave the poor tortoise alone, Lass.Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 06:05:47 PM
No need to be so protective of your food, sis.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 10:23:39 PM
I protest innocence on that particular case, brother. I was not planning to eat him.Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
Of course, dear sister. You were planning to save him for later.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 08:35:39 PM
*Faints*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 11:28:03 PM
*Is sprawled out on the ground*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:20:12 AM
"Someone get the ambulance I think Seb had wierd pictures in his mind and has been permanently scarred."
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:23:22 AM
Or a Doctor. Doctor Vho zough?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 12:24:50 AM
Doctor Doctor.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:26:24 AM
"He is hyperventilating!"
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 12:27:02 AM
Well, that's Strange.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:28:00 AM
"He's drooling!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:29:34 AM
Ve muzt nae Doolittle.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:30:30 AM
"Help he's starting to smile"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:40:11 AM
Iz 'e an Octopuz yet?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:42:03 AM
"No but his nose is getting bigger"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 12:54:11 AM
Tiz nae Seuss. Vot zhould ve dae?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 12:56:06 AM
"I dunno put him in the microwave?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:09:33 AM
Ah dinnae ken. Vait a moment... *Dropz zmellin' zaltz ontae Sebias* 'e zhould be avroight in a couple minutez...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:29:58 AM
"He looks like a pizza!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:40:02 AM
Ach zen, ve zhould add zome Pepperoni! *Zrovz Pepperoniz on Sebias*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:41:05 AM
"I'll go get the mozzarella!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:47:56 AM
*Pullz oot Anchoviez from a draver*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 01:49:29 AM
*Grabs mozzarella and begins to grate it*
"HIAG does pineapple go on pizza?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 01:55:38 AM
Aye, o' courze! Und zae dae Muzhroomz tae boot! *Getz Muzhroomz*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 02:17:03 AM
*Walks in with fresh mozzarella pineapple and mushrooms*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2020, 02:19:33 AMQuote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 02:02:14 AM
*Teleports Seb out of the topic.*
Ach, na' ve 'ave tae decorate Verdauga az a pizza inztead! Und ve 'ave ztart AV O'ER again! *Getz more Pepperoni, zmellin' zaltz, und Anchoviez und beginz puttin' zem on Verdauga*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 04:13:35 AM
*Puts mozzarella pineapples and mushrooms on Verdauga*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 06:09:56 AM
"If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't return it's not meant to be yours. If it does return keep it close to your heart"
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:10:55 AM
"...unless it's pizza. Never let go of pizza."
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:13:14 AM
Pretty sure that's how that quote goes.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 25, 2020, 06:14:59 AM
*Checks quote*
"Ah you are quite right Kade"
Quote from: lass of something much on April 26, 2020, 07:18:52 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 05:23:06 PMSleep is for the weeeeeeak!
Okay but the thing about sleep is that consistency greatly improves the experience. Say, at least five hours every night.
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 07:30:58 PM
Sleep makes you strong.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on April 26, 2020, 09:00:43 PM
Bookie is quite smart.
Quote from: Booklover on April 26, 2020, 09:03:34 PM
Only quite? I%u2019m hurt by your lack of appreciation for my genius.Not really.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 03:46:05 PM
*Makes a horde of paper jets...*
*...and sends to flying about the classroom, shooting tiny paper missiles at everybeast.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 04:39:28 AM
*The pew pews and fwoooshs of tiny jets can be heard emanating from the wastebasket.* They wan't to be free....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:40:06 AM
(Your random apostrophes amuse me. :laugh:)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 05:43:06 AM
(WHY DO MY HANDS BETRAY ME SO?? GAH)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 28, 2020, 05:44:34 AM
(Your reactions to your random apostrophes amuse me too. :laugh:)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 03:03:59 AM
*sticks tongue out at Lass*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:09:03 AM
*cries*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 03:12:01 AM
*suddenly looks very apologetic and secretly passes Lass a piece of chocolate, careful to make sure the teacher isn't looking*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:17:05 AM
*sniffs* th-thanks
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 03:18:19 AM
Sssh, don't tell the teacher. *holds claw up again*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:21:15 AM
I'm not talking, I'm sending you brain waves
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 03:40:09 AM
Ah, see.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 03:40:49 AM
Woo! Sister power!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 03:46:47 AM
Indeed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 05:16:24 AM
If this is sister power... what does that make me?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 06:05:40 AM
an intruder...a nice intruder, but still...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 09:19:57 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 05:16:24 AMSomebeast who was tortured by Nerek.
If this is sister power... what does that make me?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 29, 2020, 09:48:02 AM
Poor basil...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 29, 2020, 10:16:58 PM
Halt! Enough Ranger's Apprentice quotes, Will ya?
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 30, 2020, 03:55:06 AM
.
Quote from: Cornflower mm on April 30, 2020, 04:51:31 AM
very insightful, thank you. how did we ever live without such words of wisdom
Quote from: Kitsune on February 10, 2016, 10:22:44 PMQuote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 10:13:35 PMHAHAHAHAHA-no.Quote from: Mask on February 10, 2016, 10:10:55 PMFull of kind, fun loving teens!
Because we're homeschoolers. In our imagination, high school is a happy place.
Quote from: Groddil on February 10, 2016, 10:19:08 PMQuote from: Lord Daskar on February 10, 2016, 10:04:02 PM
Thank you Professor. I forgot to mention it but I brought all my Favorite Professors a present. It was going to be a first edition Lord of the Rings signed by Tolkien, but since you don't like old books you can have Professor Groddil's. It's a pen that never runs out of ink, writes in whatever color you want, and it's made of solid gold.
"I'll take Mrs Sling's gift then. It could come in handy in my future financial endeavors. Thank you, Dilu. 20 points and a gold star. Remember children, bribery always works!"
/me begins to write on the chalkboard.
"West Coast Left-Handed Portugese Bagpipe Technicians. Who can tell me in which technological era were they formally recognized as an ethnic group?"
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 03, 2020, 11:25:39 AMBrockhall high
Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 03, 2020, 11:25:39 AMWhen following quote links, a lot of those older topics have some bugs due to the merging between the Loamhedge forum and the restored Redwall forum.
Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.
Quote from: Booklover on May 03, 2020, 12:51:25 PMOh...wooops...
I have a theory she knows that:
shisteer of nothing much 12:46:58 PM Viewing the topic Brockhall High.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 03, 2020, 06:36:23 PMFair enough. Booklover's a helpful beast, so it's not too much of a problem.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 03, 2020, 11:25:39 AMWhen following quote links, a lot of those older topics have some bugs due to the merging between the Loamhedge forum and the restored Redwall forum.
Lass, where are those quotes from? Clicking on the quote thing doesn't work, for some reason. It's telling me that the requested page doesn't exist.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 07, 2020, 08:49:14 PM
We must clean the cupboard of it's evil.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 07, 2020, 09:10:26 PM
Teer isn't really evil, more of a chaotic neutral. Besides, she already left the cupboard.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 11:36:03 PM
*pauses floor sweeping* I should probably be offended that I was the first beats who came to mind when Lass mentioned evil.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 11, 2020, 11:17:59 PMWhen?
Man, there was some really good ones, but I can't remember was topic they were in. It was one with gifs, and we were talking about super villains and such. @Captain Wortshire, do you remember?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 12, 2020, 08:00:53 AMAh. Yes. Interesting start of the RP.
There were a couple of hilarious (and slightly scary) OOC posts on the first page of Wildcat Attack, but the topic is locked so I can't quote them.
Quote from: CornWe're going to have a talk.
QuoteQuote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 06:14:06 PM
Yes. He stole my most precious belonging.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 06:14:51 PM
Your... ego?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 07:40:37 PMQuote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 07:37:45 PM
*Teleports the fairies away.*
Is it worthwhile to return to this thread yet?
No idea ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 07:41:58 PM
I was intending to walk with Teer out to the garden... then the teen angst tidal wave hit...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 07:43:01 PM
...the goblins?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 05:04:17 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on May 22, 2020, 10:17:57 AM
*Screams can be heard echoing from the belfry*
Sorry, that was me. Stubbed my toe.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:03:55 AM
A Beacon was lighted by the farthest star. A star that wanted to possess Sheev's legacy. It would fall. But it remembered "The Man".
Cast out of his home was a child with deepset eyes and urban clays of gold and marred shine. He grew on the insecurities of others. And while in the midst of a celestial conflict with Laddolas, he found power.
Nothing would end. He had to act on behalf of his people. But he was cursed on account of his own evil.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:06:31 AM
Yep, Sheev is back, no doubt about it.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:09:23 AMQuote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:06:31 AM*Herman snaps* You insolent cat! I am his messanger. I am Herman Adaimen Smith!
Yep, Sheev is back, no doubt about it.
*Herman begins choking the life out of One-Eye* (with his mind)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:13:06 AM
Shut up, lesser human. You don't know the first thing about powerplaying.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:15:12 AM
Was that directed toward me?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:15:51 AM
Yes.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:24:04 AM
Yo dawg, your attitude is a tad janky to my highly saturated dignity. If you're gonna be all rude, perhaps we can take it outside.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 03:25:56 AM
Let's go, fists, no powerplaying.
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 03:27:24 AM
Okay you sly punk. >:( *HERMAN CRACKS HIS FINS*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 04:22:03 AM
*punches sheev in the eye*
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 05:19:41 AM
*Jumbo slaps One-Eye whilst giving him an uppercut to the jowls*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 23, 2020, 05:23:01 AM
*staggers back, but recovers quickly, hip-throwing Sheev into a wall.*
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 05:25:19 AM
You're fighting a dolphin. >:( *Herman bashes his left fin into One-Eye's left jowl* :)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 23, 2020, 02:32:31 PMQuote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 10:42:37 AMWhy would I not be in love with her? She's kind, smart, funny, and overpowered. She's perfect.
Are you two truly in love?
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 12:32:11 AM
Ooohhh, I just realized why I was cast as Buttercup... :P
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 12:56:59 AM
Because # was cast as Westley...I think that's the only reason...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 25, 2020, 01:00:13 AMAnd this.
Well, also because you're very pretty and inclined to push people down hills when they annoy you.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 01:21:17 AM
I don't do that anymore! I just throw 'em in th' river...
Quote from: lass of something much on May 25, 2020, 01:21:17 AMWhat about a moat?
I don't do that anymore! I just throw 'em in th' river...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 28, 2020, 12:58:03 PM
*squashes a mosquito*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 31, 2020, 07:03:07 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 08:36:53 PM:-\ :( wow. i feel demeaned. Seb is more worried about a mosquito than me. ;D
*Picks up mosquito* No! Not you, Fredrick!
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on May 30, 2020, 05:32:05 AMQuote from: Booklover on May 29, 2020, 10:22:11 PMThey can't even conquer Oceania, I'd like to see them try.
The NZers are planning to conquer the forum, as are the guests.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on June 02, 2020, 12:15:30 AMQuote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 01, 2020, 07:18:13 AMNow that's just diabolical. Getting the entire population of raccoons addicted to smoking, so they have no choice but to do your every command or risk having their supply of tobacco cut off- that's downright supervillainy, right there. An army of chainsmoking raccoons that burgle to pay for their vices.
I have seen people use methods of hunting that are just strange, like throwing stones, or trying to offer a raccoon a cigarette.
Quote from: PanopticEmu on June 02, 2020, 12:41:22 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 01, 2020, 11:19:03 PM
*Sees topic*
struck in the heart by cupid's arrow.... or in this case, Book's arrow
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 06:45:50 PM
Heh. I know. I have actually watched it, about six years ago. I barely remember anything about it, though.
Oh. I woke up, but now I'm going to go to bed in real life. (I was going to say something about being able to hear one of the neighbors mowing their lawns already, but then I realised it was Dad snoring)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 09:46:30 PM
Well, you smell like one, and that's all the counts. (Kidding, kidding. :laugh:)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 09:53:32 PMQuote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:48:15 PM*Holds paw over nose* With what? Wet dog or old dumpster?
HEY! I showered today! ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on June 05, 2020, 09:54:21 PM
Pig sty, thank you very much!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 10, 2020, 01:38:55 AM
Dude I am alone surrounded by zombies and I just got smacked..
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 01:41:23 AM
*Flings Thomasbane over to Scott, teleports to catch it, grabs him, and makes a break for the bunker.*
*All in one sentence too.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 10, 2020, 01:42:00 AM
MY HERO!
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 12, 2020, 02:02:10 AM
is anyone noticing the demonic spirit?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 12, 2020, 03:15:57 AM
Her name is Corn.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 12, 2020, 03:25:28 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on June 12, 2020, 03:15:57 AM
Her name is Corn.
HEY!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 05:41:26 AM
It has been confirmed. Kade has zero survival instincts. :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 15, 2020, 05:18:11 AM
*Throws weights at the sauces.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 15, 2020, 05:23:26 AM
*the sauces dodge and stick their tongues saucily out at Skarzs*
QuoteSpoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:02:36 PM
*Is adminstering treatment to Lass.*Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:07:34 PM
Spoil sport.Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:26:54 PM
Would you rather I preemptively kill everyone to keep the infection contained?
*Gestures to Thomasbane*
That is an option, by the way.Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:28:13 PM
Rude.Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:29:04 PM
Actually, it's rather kind, child. ^-^Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:30:05 PM
*Pokes Lass with his enchanted fork.*Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:30:39 PM
*Nudges the fork out of the way.*Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:35:22 PM
I'm helping.Quote from: lass of something much on June 17, 2020, 10:18:07 PM
*makes a groaning sound but remains unconscious*Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 10:26:51 PM
See? Helped.[close]
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 02:32:08 PMQuote from: Matthias720 on June 17, 2020, 05:53:38 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 05:49:03 AM*Matthias720 pulls out a newspaper and starts a game of sudoku, but fills in random punctuation marks instead of numbers*
*Luftwaffles bounces a pinball about*.
*Matthias720 ask Luftwaffles if he knows a 10 letter word meaning absurd*
*Matthias720 mutters about how hard this crossword puzzle is*
*Luftwaffles suggests the word: "Politician"*.
*Luftwaffles leans over and starts playing "I"s, "U"s, and "A"s onto the Scrabble board*.
*Luftwaffles knows English well*.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 11:13:54 PMHeheheQuoteSpoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:02:36 PM
*Is adminstering treatment to Lass.*Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:07:34 PM
Spoil sport.Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:26:54 PM
Would you rather I preemptively kill everyone to keep the infection contained?
*Gestures to Thomasbane*
That is an option, by the way.Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:28:13 PM
Rude.Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:29:04 PM
Actually, it's rather kind, child. ^-^Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:30:05 PM
*Pokes Lass with his enchanted fork.*Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 03:30:39 PM
*Nudges the fork out of the way.*Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 03:35:22 PM
I'm helping.Quote from: lass of something much on June 17, 2020, 10:18:07 PM
*makes a groaning sound but remains unconscious*Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 10:26:51 PM
See? Helped.[close]
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 18, 2020, 04:23:45 PM
Come one, come all my good creatures! Come here and post YOUR FACE!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 04:24:36 PM
*Smacks face on keyboard* See anything?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 18, 2020, 04:39:04 PM
Not yet, do it harder.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 04:40:59 PM
*Smack!* *Smack!* *Smack!* *Smack!* Ahhhhh. How 'bout now?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 18, 2020, 04:43:29 PM
Mmmmmm, still not seeing anything.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 04:46:35 PM
*Whines*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 18, 2020, 08:24:26 PM
I don't think that's how it works...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 18, 2020, 08:25:10 PM
Shhhh, just let him be.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 08:29:49 PM
Hey! I know what I'm doing!
*Spits impressively*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 01:48:07 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AMWhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AMWhat Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 04:35:56 AM>:DQuote from: Cornflower MM on June 20, 2020, 04:18:38 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 03:49:09 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 03:42:01 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 01:08:20 AMQuote from: danflorreguba on June 20, 2020, 01:03:58 AMYes, Corn's frying pan and the head of whoever invented this XD
Is someone getting shipped?
<_<Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:24:11 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on June 19, 2020, 09:11:27 PMHmmmm, so it would seem.... @Master Shipper ExtraordinaireQuote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 08:44:29 PMSee? CultleaderMM and I are best buds :r
Er, Teer. Thanks for the enthusiasm but perhaps you could untie Waffles and let him back in now.
>_>
Uhhhhhh.... hmmm.
We all knew it was a suicide mission :D
BUT... I have taken a liking for annoying Corn publicly after this :D
. . . . Remind me again why we're friends?
Cuz you love me to bits and I do too :D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 12, 2020, 08:00:53 AM
There were a couple of hilarious (and slightly scary) OOC posts on the first page of Wildcat Attack, but the topic is locked so I can't quote them.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 04:04:59 AMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 12, 2020, 06:52:30 AM
And annoying Taniwha that ask impertinent questions?
They're just so adorable :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:28:32 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:43:25 AMQuote from: Verdauga on June 19, 2020, 01:48:07 PMNo! *crosses paws rebelliously and pouts* Nobeast loves me and I'm gonna die, then you'll be sorry for your neglect! *chokes on a piece of carrot*Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 02:46:13 AMWhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Repent from thy false witness!Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 12:48:28 AMWhat Verdauga said. I'm a horrible beast, you're a nice beast.
You don't just get a Member Appreciation mention without being so nice, Lassie.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:45:23 AM
O.O Same.Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 21, 2020, 02:38:09 AMThanks so much. ^-^
Fixed, Eb :)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2020, 12:02:48 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 19, 2020, 08:17:09 PM...I'll consider it.Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2020, 07:16:47 AMLet me know when you find out who they are. Then I can lend you my bow and a few arrows, if you like.Quote from: lass of something much on June 19, 2020, 06:57:54 AMI know. What should I do?
Russa it seems you have a admirer or two..
@Keva Strongbow, do you like gardening? Awesome! I don't. If you just give me your address (or PO box details) I can send you this rad book about gardening. To show your appreciation for this kind deed, you can tell me who my voters are. Sound like a plan, fam?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 06:19:07 AMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 06:29:18 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 02:33:44 PM*The confetti go up Kade's and Eb's noses*
Ach, back ye flying fiends!Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 06:31:25 PM
The confetti and I have become one now. Watch how I float on the wind. *Jumps in the air and belly flops on Seb.*Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 06:33:40 PM
Oof! Like a feather... *Groans*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 07:08:18 AM
Thanks. I don't know what I'm doing wrong :P :-\
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 07:15:12 AM
Ah, okay. I think I see... ^-^
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:30:51 AM
Guys? Kinda missing an arm here... :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 23, 2020, 05:33:28 AM
Aw, I'm sorry you miss it. But, you know what they say, time heals all wounds ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 02:46:00 PM^
You are a very appreciable beast, Kade.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 06:24:06 AMWith the utmost respect, shut up.
Jealous, Eb?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 25, 2020, 06:55:22 AMI just did >:D
Fight! Fight! :r
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 25, 2020, 07:05:49 AMDeepest apologies. We just killed each other in real life. (Hence why Eb and Lass aren't on anymore. I survived but...)
No 8-pages-long combat, though? :r
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 25, 2020, 06:16:43 AM
What about me?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 09:25:14 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on June 25, 2020, 07:05:49 AMDeepest apologies. We just killed each other in real life. (Hence why Eb and Lass aren't on anymore. I survived but...)
No 8-pages-long combat, though? :r
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:54:55 AM
I followed your instructions about not thinking too deeply.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 30, 2020, 06:57:05 AM
;D Alrighty. I mainly said that because I didn't want folks being all "Oh no, are you ok?" or some variant.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:58:22 AM
Oh no, are you okay?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 30, 2020, 06:59:50 AM
*Buries Teer.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:02:16 AMEdit: YES IT WORKED!
*looks at the small amount of dirt on nose* What was that supposed to do?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 12, 2014, 11:21:54 PM
I'm going to keep quoting this so you BLOCKHEADS remember. >:( >:( >:(Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 08, 2014, 08:18:27 PM
My code:For hints, PM me.Spoiler
TJUHSNGP564h42684dhcapeSJDNjdgheuSdmagbn4508hnskeucnrdaj451nal58dm47825dfrae[close]Quote from: Skyblade on February 06, 2014, 09:30:28 PM
Nobody voted for me, but I'm at least I'm on the poll ;)
And this thread is actually pretty interesting ^_^
INTERESTING?!?!? INTERESTING!?!?!?!? This place, where people are getting embarrassed, or heart broken, or friendships get broken? I found out who voted for, and it was SERIOUS! We had a nice friendship going! Thankfully, it's turning out goos42fd, but think about those friendships that are going to crash and burn, and AREN'T going to turn out as good as mine did! THINK!!! C'mon people! After knowing that MY crush probably voted for someone else, that didn't feel too good! Still doesn't, but that's beside the point. THINK about the people like me who voted and have found out that their crush has more than likely voted for someone! Or do just think about how fun it is? Or about the fact that someone voted for you? Huh, enjoy your obliviousness.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 09:39:31 PM
And? It's the first part that's funny. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMThat wasn't in the memeo.Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:28:25 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMThat wasn't in the memeo.Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 09:56:02 PM"YES, SIR!"Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 09:39:31 PM
And? It's the first part that's funny. ;D
Orders were given ;)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 11:53:30 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 09:56:02 PM"YES, SIR!"Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 09:39:31 PM
And? It's the first part that's funny. ;D
Orders were given ;)
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:36:37 PMMeme-o, memo.Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:28:25 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMThat wasn't in the memeo.Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Were you trying to be witty or just cannot spell? :thinking:
Quote from: Verdauga on July 03, 2020, 01:09:56 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:36:37 PMMeme-o, memo.Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 11:28:25 PMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMThat wasn't in the memeo.Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Were you trying to be witty or just cannot spell? :thinking:
Quote from: Verdauga on July 03, 2020, 02:03:09 AM
Sorry to disappoint you.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMAlright, I'll word it differently;Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:28:45 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMAlright, I'll word it differently;Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 02:32:45 AMQuote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:28:45 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMAlright, I'll word it differently;Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.
Wait, hold on.
*Pulls a stool and puts you on top of it*.
Much better.
I like seeing people in the eyes when we talk ;)
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:48:14 AM^ :laugh:
Heey! I'm not that shor-
...
*realizes I'm still way shorter...Topples off stool*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 02:32:45 AMQuote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 02:28:45 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 11:27:39 PMAlright, I'll word it differently;Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 10:18:01 PM
They were? What orders? To me?
That's everyone's cue to just say: "YES, SIR!" ;)
*draws sword and holds it to Talfes' throat* Explain or die.
Wait, hold on.
*Pulls a stool and puts you on top of it*.
Much better.
I like seeing people in the eyes when we talk ;)
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 28, 2016, 01:22:52 PM
*finally wakes up*
hey what'd i miss?
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on August 28, 2016, 01:48:10 PM
YOU MISSED YOUR DOOM.
*Revs up chainaxe*
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 28, 2016, 02:07:57 PM
oh bummer am i too late?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 23, 2016, 05:22:17 PM
*Grabs stuffed animals and puts on a play*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 25, 2016, 05:19:09 PM
*Watches the play* O.O
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 25, 2016, 05:26:15 PM
*looks at Russa's expression* *stops teddy bear slowly murdering a stuffed turtle* What? You don't like it?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 25, 2016, 05:45:58 PM
No, no, I like it. That face meant that I was interested. ;D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 25, 2016, 06:04:28 PM
Oh ;D *continues*
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on August 26, 2016, 12:02:16 AM
*Throws pillows at Rosie*
FREEDOM FOR STUFFED ANIMALS!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 26, 2016, 12:06:21 AM*after many other posts with nothing to do with this*
*Pretends pillow is an Avalanche * *Angry stares at Ashe* You just brutally murdered my actors! I'm supposed to do that!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 11, 2016, 05:31:38 PM
And then the teddy bear was successful in brutally murdering the turtle. The End ;D *bows*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 03, 2020, 05:35:42 PM
Hah! I forgot about that. Really makes me miss those times. Nothing against you guys, though. Y'all are great ;D
Thanks for sharing those quotes, Lass!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 03, 2020, 05:35:42 PM*finger Guns (not the killing kind)*
Hah! I forgot about that. Really makes me miss those times. Nothing against you guys, though. Y'all are great ;D
Thanks for sharing those quotes, Lass!
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2020, 05:47:50 PM
*gets up painfully* Anyway, Talfes, explain.Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 03, 2020, 05:35:42 PM*finger Guns (not the killing kind)*
Hah! I forgot about that. Really makes me miss those times. Nothing against you guys, though. Y'all are great ;D
Thanks for sharing those quotes, Lass!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:43:33 PM
My loyalty is earnt, not claimed. Demanding submission is not the way to go here.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:50:27 PM
Indeed.Spoiler
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Quote from: The Skarzs on July 03, 2020, 09:03:32 PM
Every time I come into this topic hoping for additions to the compendium of funny posts, but it's just you guys clowning around. -_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:59:09 PM
*is hugged* Physical affection won't help you either.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 03, 2020, 08:59:09 PMHah! That is probably funnier for those of us who know you in real life.
*is hugged* Physical affection won't help you either.
Quote from: Booklover on July 04, 2020, 10:19:30 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 07:48:34 PMThis day shall forever be remembered!Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 04, 2020, 07:45:58 PMYes, quickly! Somebeast head over to Forum HIstory! Teer used an emoji!Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 04, 2020, 07:43:03 PM*Gasp* WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2020, 01:48:48 AM
Heh. I am the Master of Chaos now.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 08:41:33 PMCan does not mean will, Riverdog
You two can kneel before me ;)
Quote from: lass of something much on July 07, 2020, 09:22:00 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 08:41:33 PMCan does not mean will, Riverdog
You two can kneel before me ;)
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 07, 2020, 10:16:42 AMNow this is a funny post.Quote from: lass of something much on July 07, 2020, 09:22:00 AMQuote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 08:41:33 PMCan does not mean will, Riverdog
You two can kneel before me ;)
One bit of advice: you should really listen to your sister, she's wise beyond her years.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 05:47:09 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on July 08, 2020, 05:45:13 PM
Lo.
I've always called something else a snood, and that just a face scarf.
Oh, when you started with "Lo", I thought you were about to say something epic.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 08:41:47 PM^ :laugh:
I... I don't get it.
EDIT: NEVERMIND, didn't realize this was the funny posts thread -_-
I swear I'm not crazy.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 12:33:59 PM
*Isn't sure how I missed Rosie's post, but whatever.*
*Rollerskates past Rosie.*
HAHA, eat my dust, ki-- *slams into a wall.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2020, 06:21:08 PM
HOMEWORK....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 06:26:31 PM
Exciting.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 08, 2020, 08:29:38 PM
Thrilling.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 08:55:53 PM
Thrilxciting.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 08, 2020, 08:56:56 PM
Also dull.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 09:19:55 PM
Yer face.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:43:40 AMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 01:42:48 AMCareful with that friendship stuff. I hear it's magic.Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:41:42 AMYah^
*resists brainwashing 'cuz Cellars.*
Also, at least Lass would remember. Nothing can stop true love.
Also, the rest of us couldn't forget, 'cuz friendship. ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 09, 2020, 12:33:20 AM
Yeah, but you're sweet to everybeast. You're just a generally sweet person, so the fact that you were nice to someone doesn't mean you should immediately be shipped with them.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 09, 2020, 12:59:41 AM
I'm sweet too. ;-;
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 09, 2020, 01:00:27 AM
Of course you are, Skarzie! Nobeast ever doubted that!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 01:13:19 AM
I did.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 09, 2020, 01:15:54 AM
Hush, you.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:33:48 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on July 09, 2020, 12:59:41 AM*Falls out of chair laughing upon reading this.*
I'm sweet too. ;-;
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:48:58 AMWhat is that supposed to mean? :laugh:
@Kade Rivok I had one of your moments just now.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 08:41:47 PM------------------------------
I... I don't get it.
EDIT: NEVERMIND, didn't realize this was the funny posts thread -_-
I swear I'm not crazy.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:48:58 AM
@Kade Rivok I had one of your moments just now.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 01:52:58 AM
He's referring to the below ^-^Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 08:41:47 PM------------------------------
I... I don't get it.
EDIT: NEVERMIND, didn't realize this was the funny posts thread -_-
I swear I'm not crazy.Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:48:58 AM
@Kade Rivok I had one of your moments just now.
See? I'm not crazy!
QuoteQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 13, 2020, 07:34:45 AM
This may not really count, but Mhar, Dotti and I are going on a one day road trip to Hobbiton and back tomorrow.Quote from: Delthion on July 13, 2020, 07:39:23 AM
So what you're saying then, is that you're going there and back again?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 14, 2020, 03:49:05 AM
Lass, you are one of the more responsible people here.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 14, 2020, 04:32:45 AM
*raises an eyebrow*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 14, 2020, 03:36:48 PM
*Raises both eyebrows.*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 14, 2020, 03:45:50 PM
*Raises both eyes.*
*Realizes one does not simply raise eyes.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 22, 2020, 12:29:54 AM
*trips Kade* Calm thyself, small child.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 22, 2020, 05:13:05 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 01:47:18 AMHow rude.
*Shoves Eb into his fluff.* Yer face is small, child.
Quote from: Delthion on July 23, 2020, 07:32:18 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 06:09:05 PMQuote from: Delthion on July 21, 2020, 06:31:46 AMThe but yet the yet before.
Read the first word of every line in the last one. Phonetically, not what it actually says.
I ask you friends, have truer words ever been spoken?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:11:50 AMSpoiler
MCLASS IS CUTE!!![close]
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 03:11:30 PM
*Begins doing a walking chant/dance around the patients, increasing their vitality and heal speed.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 24, 2020, 10:10:01 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:11:50 AMI agree...Spoiler
CORNDAUGA IS CUTE!!![close]
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 10:12:11 PM
You can twist my words how you like, Scott McLamok; I will never support Corndauga!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 10:16:09 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 10:12:11 PM
You can twist my words how you like, Scott McLamok; I will always support Corndauga!
Good on ya.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 24, 2020, 10:17:29 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 03:11:30 PMAh...Kade...Why are you still in your PJs?....
*Begins doing a walking chant/dance around the patients, increasing their vitality and heal speed.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 10:19:26 PM
Just one of those days, you know? *Continues as previously stated.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2020, 05:00:16 PM
*Doesn't trust the ducks*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 31, 2020, 05:04:27 PM
*Seb's may be a wise decision.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 31, 2020, 05:05:11 PM
*Eats the ducks*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 31, 2020, 05:16:00 PM
*Seb's may be a poor decision.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
Skarzs is mine you dumbo. If you keep this up I'll turn you into a fuzzy pillowcase and give it to Skarzs for his birthday.
Quote from: Søren on August 11, 2016, 04:43:43 PM
I would but that pillowcase.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 05:12:52 PM
I could make you into a throw rug if you would prefer. ;)
Quote from: Søren on August 11, 2016, 05:17:07 PM
Ohh, nice. Can you make his head stick up like a bear?
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 05:40:22 PM
Of course, it would make a perfect foot rest for Skarzs. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 11, 2016, 07:00:55 PM
Thank you Faiy! Or Eoly, whichever you are right now. ;D
Quote from: Maudie on August 11, 2016, 07:07:29 PMQuote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
Skarzs is mine
And Del is mine sooo... Nope. Not a thing.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 11, 2016, 07:16:02 PMI can't put the whole topic here, can I?
I am glad we both agree. ;D ;)
And It's Faiy. Eoly is in some high-security prison somewhere.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 02, 2020, 07:17:03 AM
I disagree to agree to disagree. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on August 02, 2020, 07:17:03 AMLol. ;D
I disagree to agree to disagree. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on August 02, 2020, 05:33:56 AMYes.
You remember? ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 05:35:07 AM
Bruh, I had no idea this was a honeymoon.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 05:36:10 AM
Due to the coronavirus pandemic, honeymoons must be done outdoors.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 05:47:36 AM
Due to the coronavirus pandemic, as well as long kept tradition, only the couple who just got married are allowed to participate in the honeymoon.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 05:49:10 AM
Okay. *Goes to McDonald's for a high quality meal*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 02:50:32 AM
*Kind of likes the poem*
No. This ship is not going to float. Skarzs is far too heavy.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:45:06 PM
Sells Scott to Disney.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:46:23 PMQuote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:45:06 PMNO DON'T GIVE ME TO KENNEDY PLEASE!
Sells Scott to Disney.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:47:20 PM
Guys, Disney own everything.And they're owned by China.Relax. We all knew it would happen eventually.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:48:24 PM
NO THEY ARE GOING TO DESTROY MY CHARACTER AND MAKE ME GAY! HALP!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 11:49:20 PM
Or cast you as a side character for the Mandalorian.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:51:58 PM
GAH REYAN JOHNSON AND JAR JAR ABRAMS ARE GOING TO KILL ME!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 05, 2020, 11:53:48 PM
You never know, they could put you in a great film like the Star Wars holiday special. ;D
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 11:55:56 PMSpoiler
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 12:22:11 AM
Come, come, now. It can't be all that bad. Maybe Disney will give you a lead role in an adaptation of some great book series. They could never mess those up.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 06, 2020, 12:24:52 AM
*Flashbacks*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 05:25:10 AM
Heh.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 08:35:49 AM
..Hi. I'm not really sure what I can do, but I'll try.
Just one thing, who's Kennedy?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 06, 2020, 08:43:14 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 08:45:45 AM
Oh. Hi. *waves*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 06, 2020, 08:52:53 AM
Kathleen Kennedy is the person who succeeded George Lucas s head of Lucasfilm. She is the sole reason for the Sequel Trilogy turning into a canon destroying mess of cash-grabbing faluire anddisappointment.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 06, 2020, 08:58:49 AM
That's sad.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 07, 2020, 08:29:35 AMEyyy! Same! Not the middle of the night though, it's only 7:32 PM
Hey, I'm on a tablet in the middle of the night...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 08:31:16 AMI took no less than 5 naps today...
You should sleep.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 06:33:45 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 07, 2020, 04:16:27 AM
That's not an awful lot for Belladonna to do at the moment. She's just lying there and trying not to die. :P
...Heimlich?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 10, 2020, 04:35:26 PMAnother jewel from Kade.
Either I've gone mostly blind, or you need a better camera >_>
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 10, 2020, 09:52:18 PM
*Skips into topic, licking lollipop* Hey, fam! I just got my hair curled!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 10, 2020, 10:12:55 PM
*Rubs paw on the Edge* Ooh, how rebellious, y'all!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 11, 2020, 04:02:12 AMQuote from: The Shadow of Korriban on August 10, 2020, 10:52:19 PMNot according to my wife's boyfriend.
Well I do not believe it is right to be married to more than one individual, hey?
Quote from: lass of something much on August 11, 2020, 05:15:13 AM
Which wife?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Bruh.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 11, 2020, 03:03:11 PM
I agree. *Is chewing on one of such trees.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 12, 2020, 02:04:40 AM
You creature.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 11, 2020, 01:56:58 PMEven though my post wasn't the funny part, I still feel like one of the cool, funny people who everyone knows and likes....So far from the truth... :'(Quote from: The Skarzs on August 11, 2020, 04:02:12 AMQuote from: The Shadow of Korriban on August 10, 2020, 10:52:19 PMNot according to my wife's boyfriend.
Well I do not believe it is right to be married to more than one individual, hey?Quote from: lass of something much on August 11, 2020, 05:15:13 AM
Which wife?Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Bruh.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 12:27:27 PMGlad you liked it. ^-^Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 10, 2020, 09:52:18 PM
*Skips into topic, licking lollipop* Hey, fam! I just got my hair curled!Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 10, 2020, 10:12:55 PM
*Rubs paw on the Edge* Ooh, how rebellious, y'all!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 13, 2020, 12:10:08 PMQuote from: Verdauga on August 11, 2020, 01:56:58 PMEven though my post wasn't the funny part, I still feel like one of the cool, funny people who everyone knows and likes....So far from the truth... :'(Quote from: The Skarzs on August 11, 2020, 04:02:12 AMQuote from: The Shadow of Korriban on August 10, 2020, 10:52:19 PMNot according to my wife's boyfriend.
Well I do not believe it is right to be married to more than one individual, hey?Quote from: lass of something much on August 11, 2020, 05:15:13 AM
Which wife?Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Bruh.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2020, 05:12:50 AM
But the entire point of that post was that I was just born out of your flesh, and the consumed you...
Does no one know the movie Alien?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 14, 2020, 05:19:07 AM
Mm, fascinating technique you have. @Kade Rivok still has a lot to learn, I see.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2020, 05:07:43 AMYou don't have to rub it in....I'm depressed enough as is...Quote from: lass of something much on August 13, 2020, 12:10:08 PMQuote from: Verdauga on August 11, 2020, 01:56:58 PMEven though my post wasn't the funny part, I still feel like one of the cool, funny people who everyone knows and likes....So far from the truth... :'(Quote from: The Skarzs on August 11, 2020, 04:02:12 AMQuote from: The Shadow of Korriban on August 10, 2020, 10:52:19 PMNot according to my wife's boyfriend.
Well I do not believe it is right to be married to more than one individual, hey?Quote from: lass of something much on August 11, 2020, 05:15:13 AM
Which wife?Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2020, 12:28:24 PM
Bruh.
Especially the last one on the list. ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 14, 2020, 07:24:19 PMThis one certainly does. :giggle:
*Looks at thread title.*
<_<
*Looks at these miscreants.*
>_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 14, 2020, 02:24:32 PM
OMGHAPPYBIRFDAYLIKEICANTEVEN
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 14, 2020, 06:33:24 PM*Stabs Seb*
*Eats the thread and everything in it, then proceeds to spit it out an a deserted island*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2020, 11:48:34 PMYar! Homemade ones are great!
McDonald's burgers are...Not very good at all...Homemade ones are much better! Particularly if the meat is from NZ!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 01:16:19 AMTry meat from Japan! I mean wagyu it good!Quote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2020, 11:48:34 PMYar! Homemade ones are great!
McDonald's burgers are...Not very good at all...Homemade ones are much better! Particularly if the meat is from NZ!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 16, 2020, 03:03:52 AMTechnically, yes. There are, however, differences. Some meat is nice and other meat is good. The place it came from is very relevant.
Meat is meat.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:00:36 AM
*Coughs and throws a glare at Teer* And you, young lady, should be respectful to your peers. Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying...
*Continues on to give a grand and brilliant speech*
Anywho, now that that is out of the way, where is the bride and groom?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2020, 03:29:38 AM
Over here. ^-^ *Points to Skarzs and Teer who are chained to an anchor*
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 16, 2020, 03:30:33 AM
*Picks up the anchor and walks away.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 16, 2020, 03:03:52 AMAgreed!
Meat is meat.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 16, 2020, 05:51:32 AMHAH
No.
Anywho:Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:00:36 AM
*Coughs and throws a glare at Teer* And you, young lady, should be respectful to your peers. Ahem. Anyway, as I was saying...
*Continues on to give a grand and brilliant speech*
Anywho, now that that is out of the way, where is the bride and groom?Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2020, 03:29:38 AM
Over here. ^-^ *Points to Skarzs and Teer who are chained to an anchor*Quote from: The Skarzs on August 16, 2020, 03:30:33 AM
*Picks up the anchor and walks away.*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 05, 2020, 03:50:31 AM
Anguish? ANGUISH?!?!? You wish to know anguish? I shall show you anguish! Anguish is knowing that every decision I make close of thousands upon thousands of possible lives; that every second I spend on the forum is a second not spent playing guitar, or enjoying a sunset, or solving world hunger- and that I alone am responsible for this time which I have been given! This is anguish.
Thankfully, if I've learned anything from y'all, it can be solved by drinking peppermint tea. ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:37:44 AM
Alright, lily livers! Y'all've had it soft, see? Well no more! I'll make men out of the lot of ya! *Grabs random stick*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 16, 2020, 03:39:20 AM
+Is manlier than Seb*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:40:02 AM
*Hits One-Eye on his head with said stick* ;D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 16, 2020, 03:42:49 AM
*Laughs in helmet*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 16, 2020, 08:21:46 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 16, 2020, 03:37:44 AM*Reveals my true form.*
Alright, lily livers! Y'all've had it soft, see? Well no more! I'll make men out of the lot of ya! *Grabs random stick*Spoiler
[close]
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 17, 2020, 01:10:19 AM
Ew. You're not as handsome as I thought you were.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 19, 2020, 06:19:30 PM
*Macabre has picked a target...
Quote from: Verdauga on August 19, 2020, 06:20:42 PM
*Verdauga has picked a tomato.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 19, 2020, 06:21:46 PM
*Eats tomato Denethor style*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 19, 2020, 06:41:55 PM
???
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2020, 07:02:32 PM
/me talks to tomato.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 05, 2020, 04:16:04 AMQuote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 11:46:35 AM*Ghostly wails*
Hah, I'm bigger than you.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 03, 2020, 06:22:08 PMIt's so very sad. I cried when I heard the awful news.Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 04:12:49 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2020, 09:56:24 AM
*A small ghost appears at the top of the stairs*
Nooooo, Russa is DEAD!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 20, 2020, 06:31:33 AM
IFAM: I have been to hospital twice in my life and both times I was under General Anesthetic.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on August 20, 2020, 08:57:32 AM
This fellow went to the hospital as well. He was under General Grievous.
R.I.P. Sha'a Gi.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 19, 2020, 08:57:29 AM
Theory: James has been coming on quite a bit, but never posting. I have been wondering about it for a while, but it just occurred to me that he must be searching for his lost mother, who went to the end of the town and mysteriously disappeared, secretly being abducted by Daniel, who wanted to distract James from stopping his evil plan to take over.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 19, 2020, 01:49:09 PM
Or, y'know, he's working on the forum. But that's highly suspect.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 19, 2020, 05:31:33 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 19, 2020, 08:57:29 AM*Inhales sharply* It all makes sense now! The art contest... Rosie's bribery... Yeah, it's all coming together.
Theory: James has been coming on quite a bit, but never posting. I have been wondering about it for a while, but it just occurred to me that he must be searching for his lost mother, who went to the end of the town and mysteriously disappeared, secretly being abducted by Daniel, who wanted to distract James from stopping his evil plan to take over.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 19, 2020, 09:20:42 PM
*gives everybeast tin foil hats* Right. Let's stop 'em.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 20, 2020, 03:24:33 AM
*Puts on the tin foil hat over my lead hat* I'm unstoppable now.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 23, 2020, 05:41:46 AMQuote from: MathLuk on May 25, 2019, 04:20:53 AM*And that was when Luky the math made a grave mistake*
Call me anything you want.
Quote from: Matthias720 on August 23, 2020, 10:13:16 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on August 23, 2020, 09:33:45 PMW-w-what!? Th-that is preposterous! I am a young, hip, and with it young person! Why would you think that such a yeet and dab young person like myself is so old? That is so unfleek of you. I am insulted! Swag away you lit person, you!
o.o Fine then. I do have a nugget of truth that I need to share, though. A SEEEEEECRET. About Matthias.
WE'VE ALL BEEN FOOLED. HE'S NOT ACTUALLY IN HIS LATE 20s/EARLY 30s! HE'S ACTUALLY 72 YEARS OLD!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 23, 2020, 10:16:23 PM
. . . Not helping, Matty, not helping.
Quote from: Matthias720 on August 23, 2020, 10:21:35 PM
I can be litfleek! Like this!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 11, 2020, 03:37:47 PM
I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE! I'M SEVENTEEN!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 11, 2020, 05:14:12 PM
Your still a kid at heart!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 24, 2020, 09:23:22 PM
I ripped his heart out to see, but it's just filled with Teer and explosives...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 24, 2020, 09:41:13 PM
How dare you?
Quote from: lass of something much on August 24, 2020, 09:45:33 PM
Whaaaat? I put it back!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 06:37:54 PM
*Appears.* Kept you waiting, huh?Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 25, 2020, 06:26:30 AM
Yes. HOW DARE YOU JUST DISAPPEAR FOR LIKE FIVE ENTIRE DAYS.Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2020, 03:00:17 PM
Probebly closer to 8 or 9, but eh, who's counting? :giggle:Quote from: The Skarzs on August 25, 2020, 06:15:57 PM
You left on the 14th and returned on the 24th.Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2020, 06:22:07 PM
Skarzs, apparently.
Edit: And this.Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 24, 2020, 05:53:12 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 24, 2020, 05:07:10 AM*makes concerned hare noises...*Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 24, 2020, 02:29:02 AM*more concerned wildcat noises*Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 24, 2020, 02:27:01 AM*Concerned squirrel noises*Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 23, 2020, 11:21:34 PMQuote from: Verdauga on August 22, 2020, 10:46:36 PM*Concerned otter noises*
*Gives Russa life, 'cause I sure don't neeed it.*
*Concerned wildcat noises*Spoiler
[close]Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 25, 2020, 10:59:10 PM
*Concerned shotgun cranking noises*Quote from: lass of something much on August 25, 2020, 11:56:53 PM
O.O
*concerned baby ottersquirrel noises*Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 25, 2020, 11:58:53 PM
*Concerned knife drawing noises*Quote from: lass of something much on August 26, 2020, 12:21:07 AM
*baby ottersquirrel running away screaming noises*Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 26, 2020, 02:45:40 AM
*RPK noises*Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 26, 2020, 03:03:50 AM
*noises*Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 26, 2020, 03:21:13 AM
On Came Ze Meteorz.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 30, 2020, 10:01:30 PM
Sheev, my friend, we all know you're a prince.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 01, 2020, 11:55:11 AM
We...we do?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 02, 2020, 03:22:54 AM
Yup. PoDaM. Prince of Darkness and Misery.
Quote from: Booklover on September 02, 2020, 12:03:35 PM
I thought it was Princess of Diamonds and Money?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 02, 2020, 12:11:20 PM
Nah, bruh. That's me. *Proudly holds up two dollars I found in the couch*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 03, 2020, 10:08:30 PM
*Shipping immunity intensifies*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 03, 2020, 10:46:27 PM
You're not even on the list. Not fair.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 04, 2020, 12:53:56 AM
He is now ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 04, 2020, 04:01:42 AMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 03, 2020, 10:08:30 PMThat's it. That's a direct challenge. I will ship you, Wylder, if I have to go to the ends of the earth. If Kreg could find true love in the form of a fire hydrant, anyone could.
*Shipping immunity intensifies*
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 04, 2020, 04:13:40 AM
I have already put it a direct challenge. I went into the machine for that exact purpose. Lo and behold, my challenge was never overcome, and I dare maintain it will not be.
You're welcome to try if you like, though.
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 04, 2020, 04:15:51 AM
You're a handsome guy IRL, you'll find someone if you would just learn to chill a little bit. ;D Your next missionary trip should be to Jamaica or the Virgin Islands, they will teach you how to take it easy.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 04, 2020, 04:21:18 AM
Well, I'm flattered, but this isn't 'Secret IRL Crush,' so it's quite besides the point. Shipping is something entirely different.
Besides, you can either be chill or you can be hot and I'd take the latter over the former XD
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 04, 2020, 05:00:31 AM
Or you can be both.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 04, 2020, 08:47:29 AM
We have ten empty slots still.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 04, 2020, 03:37:47 PM
Ten Kade clones.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 04, 2020, 11:33:50 PM
...No...
There are too many Kades already. Any more would be basically suicidal.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 04, 2020, 11:53:15 PM
Offence greatly taken.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 04, 2020, 12:40:54 AM
Thought: If I was in America, I'd sit on you.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 04, 2020, 12:57:32 AM
;D
If I was in New Zealand, I'd blow a raspberry at you. :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 04, 2020, 01:07:13 AM
If you were at New Zealand, I'd dump you in the river.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 04, 2020, 01:08:47 AM
...I doubt that you could, tbh. :laugh: But I guess we'd have to see. :giggle:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 04, 2020, 01:15:19 AM
Fine, put it this way. If you were in New Zealand, right beside a river, I'd try to push you in and probably fall in myself in the process.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 04, 2020, 07:23:48 PMQuote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 03, 2020, 10:19:00 PM
Psht, New Zealand, England- both pairs of small islands with funny accents and some historical conflict with skirt-wearing natives, what's the difference? ;D
*Vearin' a Kilt, grabz Wylder by ze zcruff o' 'iz neck und 'auldz 'im up* Care tae repeat zat vee remark...?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 08, 2020, 05:07:56 PM
I see interaction. Good. Good.Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2020, 08:11:20 AM*Blocks chains...
*Is still chained to the stage*
*Breaks chains and swings them at Seb's head*
...using my face*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 12:59:08 AM
*Is dead...And burnt...And soggy*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 12:59:42 AM
*Revitalizes and heals Lass.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 01:02:00 AM
Thanks! *happily sets Tammo on fire, then covers him in oil ^-^*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 01:02:57 AM
*Is currently carrying Lass out of the topic on my shoulder, so isn't very sure how this is transpiring.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 01:06:20 AM
*poofs over to the lake, which ....Oily*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 01:08:05 AM
*struggles away from Verdauga while he's distracted with Lass*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 01:18:42 AM
*Lets go of Lass and chases Teer.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 01:21:30 AM
*doesn't get caught*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 09, 2020, 01:22:31 AM
*Sighs and teleports Teer, Lass, and self to the basement for the time being.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 09, 2020, 01:34:46 AM
*unteleports self*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 04:55:00 PM
*Washes the dishes anyway 'cuz I'm awesome, and humble about it to boot* :laugh:
*Sets dish down* So, Scott, how's business?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 12, 2020, 09:50:34 PM
I think he's dead....
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 12, 2020, 09:52:44 PM
*Gasps* But I'd heard the tale he was the fastest gun in the west! Who could have killed him???
Quote from: lass of something much on September 13, 2020, 01:37:49 AM
Kass?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 13, 2020, 03:28:20 AM
0.o
And he didn't even get a funeral!?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 13, 2020, 03:30:03 AM
He did...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 13, 2020, 03:30:49 AM
Another one? But wait - WHY WASN'T I INVITED!? D:
Quote from: lass of something much on September 13, 2020, 03:43:19 AM
You were also dead at the time
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on September 17, 2020, 10:04:16 AM
It has been decided. *Twelve moldy puppets lead Dora to a cardboard box* I'm paying a fortune to get this mailed to Russia. 8D >8(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2020, 06:59:53 PM
Poor Dora. Well, she is an explorer, so hopefully she'll enjoy herself.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 10, 2020, 11:50:39 AM
*Was looking through the cellars and saw this thread* What tha-....Tee-...W-.... *slowly backs out*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2020, 02:25:03 PM
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! *Smacks the large, red "LASS HAS APPEARED" button.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 10, 2020, 02:50:44 PM
...*paints it green*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 10, 2020, 09:59:21 PM
... What do we do now?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 11, 2020, 04:09:27 AM
HIDE EVERYTHING THAT IS IMPORTANT!
*Hides self behind a tree* There. All done. ;D
Quote from: PanopticEmu on September 11, 2020, 10:00:58 AM
wait, why is seb important, and why do we need to hide them from Lass?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 11, 2020, 12:48:36 PM
I honestly didn't know Seb was important until three posts ago, so I have no idea.
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:00:14 AM
Hello all you fellow non-cannoned shipped ones! We're forum-singleand ready to mingle!
Here we can just hang out and be bachelors or bachelorettes. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:01:30 AM
*Reads topic title. Can't not post. Posts, leaves.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:02:59 AM
@Delthion, I'm afraid this is for singles only, please come back after you've been dumped. Have a great day! :D :D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:06:14 AM
*Posts again.* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:07:24 AM
*kicks Del*
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:08:01 AM
*Smacks Soren.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:11:59 AM
*kicks Del again in the most unfortunate of places*
*slides Del out of topic*
;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:13:36 AM
*Slides back into topic, throws Soren onto the floor. Leaves before Soren can do anything about it.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:14:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D *wallows in self pity*
Quote from: Delthion on February 10, 2016, 05:15:30 AM
*Unleashes Honey Badgers on Soren. Leaves.*
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:19:37 AM
WHATTHEHECKMANWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:02:19 PM
Also, Eb, does this mean you're my mom through marriage? 0.o
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:03:37 PM
O_O I hope not.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:05:15 PM
Waaaaait, what is that supposed to mean? -_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:05:50 PM
Nothing, nothing. ^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Highly suspect.
Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father!A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 18, 2020, 09:07:27 PM
Oo, you die now.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:08:30 PM
Not now, surely. I just found out my parentage!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 18, 2020, 09:14:19 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 18, 2020, 09:06:54 PM
Anywho, let us celebrate, for I now have a father!A disappointing father, but hey, I'm not picky.
Some chook is about to get a paddlin'
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 22, 2020, 10:07:23 PM
Don't mind my child; he's literally insane.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 23, 2020, 01:26:00 AM
He gets it from his father.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:20:18 PM
I have some toes.
Y'all wanna see?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:36:46 PM
If this is another sway of the index toes thing...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:38:23 PM
Perhaps, perhaps not.
*Wiggles toes under Verdie's nose*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:39:49 PM
*Wiggles Thomasbane through Seb's foot.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:40:50 PM
*Blood wiggles out from cut*
>.> That was rude.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:41:47 PM
*Wiggles healing magic into the wound.*
c_c
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 03:47:06 PM
You can't find him in the cities, 'cause he's out in the wyld.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 03:47:55 PM
*Finger guns* Eyyyyyyyyy
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2020, 11:43:18 PM
*constructs a pulpit out of fake bones for the occasion.*
*They might be real bones, I'm not sure.*
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2020, 03:47:23 AMQuote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 08:53:27 PMABS
Sad, Das, asd, ads
Quote from: lass of something much on October 01, 2020, 03:49:59 AM
YOUR FACE has abs!
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2020, 03:50:30 AM
Yes.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 01, 2020, 03:53:58 AM
....Oh...
Quote from: Verdauga on October 01, 2020, 01:29:21 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2020, 03:49:33 AM*Has fallen to the ground due to the 9-magnitude earthquake shaking the room.*
*Comes skipping in.* I'm the prettiest lass on the whole forum. Let me try on the slipper. Wylder will me my one true love.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 02:50:00 AMWait what?
... I have Verdauga and Skarzs. I don't need anymore, thanks.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:38:58 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 02:41:25 PM
I'm hungry *Looks around for food.*Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:34:37 PM
*Hands Kade a buffet ticket.*Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 03:45:14 PM
Do... do I eat this?Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:55:30 PM
You go to the restaurant, Sherlock. It's got the food that you can eat.Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 03:56:18 PM
I don't understand.Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2020, 03:58:21 PM
õ_ô
õ_õ
*Takes the ticket from Kade and walks to the buffet.*
Follow me.Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2020, 04:00:07 PMHere. Take this. *points toward the FPC*
*Calls the police.*
Yes, 911? I'd like to report a robbery. Someone just stole a thing from me.
Oh, also, there are aliens invading.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:19:07 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 04:30:29 AM
*Bounces off trampoline and hurdles toward Kade*
*Is standing by with a baseball bat. Points to the stands, calling his homerun ahead of time, and swings as the baseball (Seb) closes in.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 03:48:05 PM
*Is standing in the bleachers, ready to catch the ball and get it signed.*
A sports momento for the ages!
*Take me out to the ball game plays from speakers.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 03, 2020, 01:55:26 AM
*Getz a ztretcher ready*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 02, 2020, 05:32:10 AM
*Rolls in on scooter*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:28:09 PM
So cool.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:05:16 PM
Yeah, well, I can be cool too!
*Jumps out of plane into topic.*
*Realizes I left the parachute at home.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:13:03 PM
I'll catch you! I'll catch you! *Attempts to catch Verdauga.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 02, 2020, 04:14:18 PM
*yeets a helicopter at verdauga*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:18:00 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:28:44 PM
*The helicopter flies underneath me*
*Is pulled through the blades and falls at twice the speed.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:29:59 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 04:13:03 PM
I'll catch you! I'll catch you! *Attempts to catch Verdauga.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:35:57 PM
*Hits the ground beside Kade*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 03:49:05 PM
*Trundles by with walker.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 03:51:56 PM
The Texas Ranger?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:03:08 PM
*Replies with a raspy voice.* No, sonny, he's behind me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 05, 2020, 03:09:56 PM
*Picks up Eb and carries her out of the topic.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 06, 2020, 02:04:11 AM
*kicks and screams*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 06, 2020, 03:50:07 AM
It was meant to be romantic.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 06, 2020, 03:59:59 AM
*ceases kicking and screaming* Oh. Nevermind then.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 07, 2020, 09:35:59 PMQuote from: Arthur Penrose on October 07, 2020, 05:24:29 PMYou have graduated to being my favorite sneaky ghosty new member.
Is the tie broken though?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 08, 2020, 09:51:50 PM
Scott, Kade is your father!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 08, 2020, 09:53:00 PM
....How?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 08, 2020, 09:58:04 PM
Magic.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 08, 2020, 10:01:12 PM
My flock grows.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 08, 2020, 10:02:51 PM
It does!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 08, 2020, 10:08:24 PM
Your honor, I would like the accused statement to be cross examined...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 09, 2020, 12:45:02 AM
Soooo......Kade is my.......dad?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 09, 2020, 12:47:11 AM
Forum Dad, yes.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2020, 12:52:37 AM
I personally reject this.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 09, 2020, 12:55:55 AM
You're wrong. ;D
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 09, 2020, 12:56:53 AM
His opinion matter's you know...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 09, 2020, 01:01:21 AMQuote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2020, 12:52:37 AMThanks!
I personally reject this.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 09, 2020, 01:03:26 AMQuote from: Captain Wortshire on October 09, 2020, 12:56:53 AMMhm, I know.
His opinion matter's you know...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 09, 2020, 04:25:26 AMQuote from: Scott McLamok on October 09, 2020, 12:45:02 AM
Soooo......Kade is my.......dad?
Come. Run into my fatherly embrace.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 09, 2020, 04:59:39 AM
Awwwwww!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 09, 2020, 05:08:47 AM
I don't think he will, somehow.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 09, 2020, 05:03:23 PM
Ok! *Sprints at Kade getting ready to be crushed by twue fatherly luv*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 09, 2020, 11:58:17 PM
*Much awwing*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 10, 2020, 12:28:00 AM
*In slow motion* Faaaaatttthhheeeerrrr!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 11, 2020, 05:03:26 AM
Holy smokes, I just realized that I skipped over the last two pages.Quote from: Verdauga on October 09, 2020, 12:05:21 PM*...Chains Teer to Verdauga*Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 09, 2020, 07:37:56 AM=_=Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 09, 2020, 05:15:25 AMHumph. Nobeast here seems to appreciate me. Maybe I SHOULD just leave forever. My husband doesn't love me anymore, my brother clearly doesn't want me here. I guess it's goodbye, then.
Eh, I don't recall that though, so it probably didn't happen.
Stay.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 11, 2020, 02:03:38 PM
I don't think chains are necessary... maybe just a firm hug?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 12, 2020, 12:10:23 AM
*Firmly hugs Teer to Verdauga?*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 12, 2020, 12:11:20 AM
Not by you, by me!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 12, 2020, 12:11:39 AM
Ah.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 13, 2020, 09:55:21 AMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 27, 2020, 07:31:55 AMThe sun was in my eyes.
Yar. Methoughts you intentionally closed them, lol.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 13, 2020, 07:08:39 PM
I see.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 07:11:37 PM
She couldn't, though.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 25, 2020, 01:58:16 AM
*is having a eternal sleep*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 03:07:40 PM
Heimlich?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 31, 2020, 07:18:10 PM
NO.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 05:01:49 PM
HEIMLICH.
*Heimlich maneuver overtakes lass.*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 13, 2020, 09:48:00 PM
*Lass's insides are now on the floor*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 13, 2020, 10:05:04 PM
*Heimlichs those back to where they should be.*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 14, 2020, 01:19:59 AM
*It doesn't work*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 14, 2020, 03:34:25 AM
*Panics* I wasn't trained for this.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 15, 2020, 09:40:32 PMQuote from: Scott McLamok on October 15, 2020, 03:21:58 PMSTAND BACK, Y'ALL!
*Infant Scott pokes Lass* Seb I tink the angel went back to her pace.....*Kicks Worts shin*
*Teleports life back into Lass*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 15, 2020, 11:50:21 PM
exCUSE ME?!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 16, 2020, 02:17:14 AMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2020, 04:37:21 PM
*Grabs flamethrower*
*Burns cake with it*Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2020, 05:16:48 PM
*Grabs flamethrower*
*Burns Seb with it*
Never. Burn. Cake.Quote from: Verdauga on October 14, 2020, 05:36:50 PM
*Grabs cake thrower.*
*Burns? Kade with it.*
*The flame is really just orange and red icing.*Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2020, 05:38:28 PM
*Becomes akin to cake.*
Will this make me popular?Quote from: Verdauga on October 14, 2020, 05:40:47 PM
I dunno. Typically I'd tell you to butter 'em up, but I think you'll just give 'em a frosty reception.Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2020, 05:43:40 PM
Don't be so uncouth. I'm sweet as could be.Quote from: Verdauga on October 14, 2020, 06:22:49 PM
Maybe, but I think you should use more floury language. That's the key ingredient.Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2020, 06:38:42 PM
*Is a melted puddle* D:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 15, 2020, 12:47:02 AM
I would be concerned if you did have shoes.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 15, 2020, 12:59:13 AM
At this point, yeah, I would be too.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 15, 2020, 05:02:12 AM
Wait, why?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 18, 2020, 06:16:10 AM
Wait, why?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 18, 2020, 06:38:47 AM
That's what I'm sayin'
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 18, 2020, 07:43:27 PM
Ve moight 'ave an echo in 'ere... *Yellz:* Vho iz it?
*Getz an echo:* Vho iz it? Ah dinnae ken? Blame Kade...
Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 19, 2020, 03:11:07 PM
That echo better hush up afore he gets what's comin' to him.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 21, 2020, 04:03:53 PM
*Tree walks over and gives Verdauga a big ol' hug then turns to Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 21, 2020, 04:08:16 PM
I'll eat you.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 21, 2020, 04:09:30 PM
*Tree hesitates*
*Tree smiles*
*Tree gives Kade a big ol' hug, with a pat on the head for good measure*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 21, 2020, 04:12:11 PM
*Devours tree.* Why didn't you leaf me alone?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 21, 2020, 04:19:35 PM
Oof. He probably thought you were all bark and no bite.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 21, 2020, 04:24:04 PM
Shows him. My threats are deeply rooted in reality.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 21, 2020, 04:25:46 PM
Guess he shouldn't have gone out on a limb.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 22, 2020, 12:49:28 AM
The training os finally taking root. This will be my crowning achievement.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on October 28, 2020, 07:27:01 PM
*Sheev sleeps* ^-^ *Sheev is awakened* 8( *Sheev notices Kathleen Kennedy has boarded the ship* >8( INFANTRY!!!! HALP! :(
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 07:27:55 PM
*A bunch of Tessos swarm the beast and chuck her into the ocean with an anchor on her neck*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on October 28, 2020, 07:30:27 PM
I think negotiations would have been a more pacifistic solution. :)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 07:31:03 PM
No
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on October 28, 2020, 07:34:03 PM
*Hears the beeping microwave* *Pulls out some semi-moldy egg salad* *Begins salivating all over the egg salad* Oh! where are my manners? :( Would you like some, Scott? :)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 07:35:17 PM
Uhhh....That was from boot camp...
Quote from: lass of something much on October 28, 2020, 07:38:30 PM
/me looks horrified. She jumps into the sea to save the person the Tesso just threw in
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 07:39:18 PM
*Grabs Lass before she jumps out*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on October 28, 2020, 07:41:41 PM
That's no way to treat your wife. >8( *Kicks Scott's shins* :giggle:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 07:42:13 PM
Ouch..She is a child....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 07:42:43 PM
Save a wife, save a life.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 28, 2020, 07:43:22 PM
......
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 07:45:02 PM
Golly, I'm clever.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:02:37 AM
*Drops the One Ring into thread*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 06:36:20 AM
*Infant Ebby's ears flatten against her skull and her hackles rise* *she growls deep in her throat*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2020, 07:11:10 AM
*eats the ring before it can cause problems*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 01:30:52 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:02:37 AM
*Drops the One Ring into thread*Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2020, 07:11:10 AMI was literally about to do that!
*eats the ring before it can cause problems*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 04:51:23 PM
(Well, you know. Great minds think alike and all that.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 04:55:48 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on October 30, 2020, 01:54:21 AM
*Flaps and promptly falls on face*
Skillz.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2020, 07:11:10 AM
*eats the ring before it can cause problems*
I believe that was mine. Please do hand it over.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 04:58:33 PM
*Infant Ebby stops trying to haul Cornflower upright and charges at Kade* *Infant Ebby wraps herself around his footpaws* No! Bad, BAD Ring! It turns you into Gollum, and then you have no more floof and I be sad! :'(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 05:00:21 PM
Now now, dear, everybeast knows that the Ring is good for keeping a luxurious coat of fur. And that's doubly important for me, since my fur is oh so special.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 05:00:21 PM
Now now, dear, everybeast knows that the Ring is good for keeping a luxurious coat of fur. And that's doubly important for me, since my fur is oh so special.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:05:23 PM
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:09:25 PM
Here you go Verdauga.Spoiler
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:10:42 PMQuote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:05:23 PMYou have an engagement ring?
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:11:10 PM
Sweet!
*Takes the candy pop.*
Say, have you seen my engagement ring?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:12:02 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:10:42 PM^^^Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:05:23 PMYou have an engagement ring?
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:13:38 PMQuote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:11:10 PM
Sweet!
*Takes the candy pop.*
Say, have you seen my engagement ring?Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:09:25 PM
Here you go Verdauga.Spoiler
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Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:14:05 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:10:42 PMAh.)Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:05:23 PM^^^(You have an engagement ring?
*Rushes into thread, looking for my engagement ring.*
Well, I have to propose somehow, right? An empty box only works with cats.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:15:07 PM
ExCUSE ME?!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:16:21 PM
I mean, he isn't wrong.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:16:42 PM
Was I mumbling again? Goodness.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:17:18 PM
*splutters indignantly*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:18:26 PM
What? I didn't say it would work with wildcats.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:19:19 PM
Probably would though >_>
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:22:31 PM
I do like empty boxes, but that doesn't mean they work as engagement rings.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:25:19 PM
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:25:19 PM
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:29:17 PM
Simple thing. Gold, I guess. Somebody said it was cursed, but I don't believe them. I added a little diamond to it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:30:51 PM
Not my Ring then. That sucker is unmodifiable.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:32:11 PM
Well, it was a really cool specimen! I dug it out of a mountain on another world!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:33:50 PM
O_O Um...the One Ring was destroyed when it was thrown into Mount Doom. Not even Melkor could have brought it back.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:34:41 PM
Calling Teer "Mount Doom" is kinda rude.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:35:44 PM
Why so? Taniwha were born from volcanoes. Possibly underwater volcanoes, but whatever.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:37:40 PM
Why are you calling her fat?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:37:46 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:34:41 PMWait a second. . . did Teer eat my engagement ring?
Calling Teer "Mount Doom" is kinda rude.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:38:35 PM
No, she ate my Ring. Your ring is somewhere else.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:39:13 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:37:40 PMI'm not?
Why are you calling her fat?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:39:41 PM
Stop calling Teer fat. It's extremely rude.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:40:32 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:38:35 PMdon't give me that. You were going to propose with a ring pop. Though, I could see why people would eat those.
No, she ate my Ring. Your ring is somewhere else.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:41:39 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:39:41 PMI'M NOT! When did I call her fat?
Stop calling Teer fat. It's extremely rude.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:42:26 PM
When Kade started developing reading problems.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:43:11 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:41:39 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:39:41 PMI'M NOT! When did I call her fat?
Stop calling Teer fat. It's extremely rude.
Look, if you stop now, I promise not to tell her. I'm still very disappointed though.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:43:40 PM
See what I mean?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
She wouldn't care if you did because it's not true!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:44:50 PM
Eb, I can't believe that you'd do something like this. I really thought better of you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:47:04 PM
*screams* I didn't do anything! I was talking (Tolkien?) about Mount Doom in Middle Earth! Eä, the World that Is! WHatever you want to call it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:48:32 PM
*Shakes head.* I just... I can't believe you. I hope Teer never sees this.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:49:32 PM
Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:51:55 PM
*Is frankly just waiting for Teer to be on at this point.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 08:53:44 PMQuote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:25:19 PMI has! I has! It was in da sink! /me runs up to Verdie and hands him the ring
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:54:56 PMQuote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:49:32 PM
Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!
Oh yeah? When was the last time you acted like my wife, huh? It's obvious that you're disgusted by my very appearance! Every time that I'm near, you look away from me. That hurts, you know?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:55:57 PMQuote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 08:53:44 PMAwesome!! . . . How'd it get in there?Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2020, 08:25:19 PMI has! I has! It was in da sink! /me runs up to Verdie and hands him the ring
Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 09:02:00 PM
I nono!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:08:02 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 08:54:56 PMI am not and I do not!Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 08:49:32 PM
Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!
Oh yeah? When was the last time you acted like my wife, huh? It's obvious that you're disgusted by my very appearance! Every time that I'm near, you look away from me. That hurts, you know?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:10:51 PM
I remember recently that all I did was yawn and you started whimpering, unable to stand the sight of my face. Hmph.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:12:37 PM
I thought you were about to eat me!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:15:13 PM
AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?! If you actually thought of yourself as my wife, that idea would have never even crossed your mind! This is exactly what I mean.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 30, 2020, 09:17:23 PM
*snaps* I'm sorry if I offended you. (I actually have to go now, sorry. I've been on the laptop all morning.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 09:19:16 PM
You clearly aren't.
(Lol, that's ok ^-^ Have fun and enjoy your weekend 'till you get back on)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 10, 2020, 05:51:21 PM
Sorry, but all attempts to close the portal would be futile.
Only I have the power over the portal%u2026
*The portal continues to spread. Growls and screeches are coming from it*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 10, 2020, 08:09:06 PM
You know what this means?!Spoiler
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Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 10, 2020, 11:50:02 PM
*Zree rebelliouz zpeckz o' duzt zneak in quietly*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2020, 01:14:03 PM
*The specks of dust are consumed by the relentless cleaner.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2020, 07:04:45 PM
That's what you named your roomba? Mine's just named George.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2020, 08:31:55 AM
*Comes over and barges in* I'm hoooOOooome!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 08:37:37 AM
... Daddy!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2020, 09:15:26 AM
O.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 09:49:43 AM
*infant Teer runs up to Seb and flings her arms around his legs*
I mithed you.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2020, 09:52:38 AM
This is creepy. O.O *Holds up the chook* Who are you?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 09:55:11 AM
*claps paws and giggles* Not telling!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 14, 2020, 12:26:31 PM
You, uh... you have many dads.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2020, 12:35:23 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 09:49:43 AMI wondered how long it would take before Teer became an infant, to be honest.
*infant Teer runs up to Seb and flings her arms around his legs*
I mithed you.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 14, 2020, 05:53:56 PM
Ach... *Quietly floatz in ze air*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 18, 2020, 08:01:42 AM
*Anti-cuddles*
Quote from: Booklover on November 18, 2020, 08:04:19 AM
*hugs*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 18, 2020, 08:05:57 AM
*The ants hug Bookie*
Quote from: Booklover on November 18, 2020, 08:06:26 AM
Umm.. how big are the ants, exactly?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 18, 2020, 08:13:56 AMExcept there are a million or so ants. I added the labels so you don't get mixed up.Spoiler
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 17, 2020, 05:28:56 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 08:24:56 PMI never doubted a word of it, you sounded like you had the Bloodwrath.
*Pulls out enchanted fork.*
I.
*Pulls out newly acquired magic spoon.*
AM.
*Charges Verdauga.*
OTTERBADGER!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 17, 2020, 06:13:10 PM
*Looks at Flib's post.*
Well, I'm not dead yet.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 17, 2020, 06:23:10 PM
Yes, that's true... I suppose he had mercy on you at the last minute?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 17, 2020, 07:49:29 PM
Nah, he just couldn't kill me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2020, 02:26:37 PM
Who said I was trying to kill you? You owe me twenty bucks.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 02:32:30 PM
Do I?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2020, 03:01:07 PM
Yeah. I'm charging you.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 04:11:51 PM
Sweet.
*Stabs Kade with a USB-C cord.*
Now I'm charging you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2020, 04:18:20 PM
Great, now my fur is standing on end, and the next person that touches me is gonna get static shocked into the next dimension.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 04:19:17 PM
*Pats Kade on the shoulder.* It's okay buddy.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2020, 04:26:56 PM
*Watches as Verdauga disappears from this realm in a bolt of lightning.*
...
...
Eh, I'm sure he'll make his way back at some point.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 18, 2020, 04:28:24 PM
*Has elecrricity immunity and didn't go anywhere.*
It's a long way home.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2020, 04:32:32 PM
*It's static shock, not electricity, silly goose.*
He will be missed.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 18, 2020, 07:52:35 PM
*Falls to the ground and weeps in remembrance of @Scott McLamok* He truly was the greatest member of the Infantry. In times of trouble he was always the first to put himself in harm's way. But... He would never have wanted us to mourn for this long. He always used to say, "When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain." :) I think we've all been sewer systems for far to long. >8(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 18, 2020, 07:55:30 PM
I don't do sewer systems. Too many killer clowns.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 01:52:11 AMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on November 21, 2020, 11:13:07 PMYES!!! I knew you could do it, Russa! Well done!
I usually call them biscuits now. I don't know who I am anymore. o_o
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AM
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 07:00:44 AM
Oh, well done! You're becoming really kiwi now!
Used any unfinished similes?
Quote from: Booklover on November 22, 2020, 10:03:01 AMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AMAnd have you stopped calling crisps chips?
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 05:29:02 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AM
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
..... O.O
You've been in NZ too long.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 05:54:31 PM
We need to import her back.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 22, 2020, 08:26:51 PM
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 08:55:18 PMQuote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 05:29:02 PM*delighted and highly evil laughter* She%u2019s one of us, now!Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 22, 2020, 06:02:01 AM
Heh!
I've also been calling fries...*deep breath*...chips. -_-
..... O.O
You've been in NZ too long.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 23, 2020, 12:38:47 AMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 07:00:44 AMNope, I don't think I could bring myself to do that.
Oh, well done! You're becoming really kiwi now!
Used any unfinished similes?Quote from: Booklover on November 22, 2020, 10:03:01 AMNah, that's going a little too far. ;D
And have you stopped calling crisps chips?Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 05:54:31 PMShipping is a tad expensive.
We need to import her back.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 24, 2020, 09:54:21 AM
*The DDBs deify death, and return with pellet fires*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 24, 2020, 12:01:13 PM
Now they worship it?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 24, 2020, 01:37:42 PM
If they like it so much why do they defy it?
Quote from: lass of something much on November 24, 2020, 08:34:38 PM
*The DDBs happened to have auto correct on, but they find that correction funny.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2020, 02:50:36 PM
Because a vision softly creeping...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 29, 2020, 11:22:47 PM
Stole my car while I was sleeping...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 04, 2020, 06:20:55 PMQuote from: Hazel Lorentz on December 02, 2020, 04:37:11 PMQuote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2020, 04:19:08 PMYes. Corndauga was and is the correct name for our little friend the duck over there.
Hazel, do you even know what "Cordauga" was?
*Laughter*
Oh, you poor innocent soul.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 08:11:42 PMThat was a hilarious read.
Literally the entire topic. (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=10489.msg631347#msg631347)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2020, 05:02:42 PM
Woo! Hot chocolate is great. My thanks!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2020, 05:29:30 PM
*Passes Kade's thanks to Tinarandel.*
Quote from: Tinarandel on December 09, 2020, 07:37:44 PM
Haha, thanks! *sprinkles Kade's thanks into my hot chocolate to spice it up*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 09, 2020, 07:40:08 PM
:(
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 03:36:50 PM
Fair warning: self-deprecation is strictly not allowed on this forum. Cease self-deprecation or suffer the tidal waves of praise and appreciation.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 10, 2020, 03:39:12 PM
No fair.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 03:42:28 PM
*Cackles benevolently.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 06:03:14 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 02:27:43 PM
*ded*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2020, 11:51:25 PM
I'll go get the school nurse! *Runs out*
*Returns with a stethoscope* What seems to be the problem?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 11:51:50 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 06:03:14 PM^Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 02:27:43 PM
*ded*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 11:53:08 PM
I already revitalized Kade.
Oh well. Off to the Dark Forest to get another soul bound.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 10, 2020, 11:55:26 PM
Ah. Whose body is this then...
Quote from: Verdauga on December 11, 2020, 12:01:17 AM
Not sure.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2020, 12:18:16 AM
o_o
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 14, 2020, 02:37:22 AM
Gah, small children. Why? I am going to live alone in a yurt with my cats, guinea pigs and wifi.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 14, 2020, 02:35:28 PM
And the small children will visit you every day...
Quote from: Booklover on December 22, 2020, 01:07:37 PMQuote from: Scott McLamok on December 22, 2020, 03:29:45 AMThe sky. Although it's kind of subjective when you ask someone in the Southern Hemisphere.
What's up Lass?
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on December 29, 2020, 11:51:34 PM
º-) 8-)
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 12:07:32 AM
Bold to assume those wounds have closed.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 14, 2020, 11:31:22 PMThey won't DARE. I can be quite scary when I need to be; ask Lass, Teer and Yue.Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 14, 2020, 02:37:22 AM
Gah, small children. Why? I am going to live alone in a yurt with my cats, guinea pigs and wifi.Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 14, 2020, 02:35:28 PM
And the small children will visit you every day...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 30, 2020, 02:04:07 AM
Lassie Art Appreciation Day.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 30, 2020, 03:15:47 AM
THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 30, 2020, 05:09:06 AM
I'M A MOD AND I SAY IT DOES!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 07, 2021, 11:42:16 PMQuote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 02, 2021, 09:37:02 PM*Answers the phone* Hello, this is Tragic Funeral Services. Who can we bury for you today?
*Calls funeral home* Tragic.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2021, 02:08:15 PMQuote from: DanielofRedwall on January 14, 2021, 09:26:07 AM
Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.They had dental
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 03:04:18 PM
But what about a 401k?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2021, 03:17:04 PM
I didn't sign up for it. I can't run that far.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 05:25:27 PM
It does take time to work up to it, so I understand.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 16, 2021, 08:06:59 PMQuote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2021, 02:08:15 PMWho needs teeth?Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 14, 2021, 09:26:07 AM
Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.They had dental
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 17, 2021, 01:02:42 AM
George Washington
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 27, 2021, 01:21:45 PM
Go and boil your head in Verdauga's coffee if you think it's so good! And stop misquoting me!
Quote from: Booklover on February 05, 2021, 08:13:23 PM
*cake disintegrates because of how OP the fork is*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2021, 09:08:01 PM
*evil laughter continues*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 14, 2021, 09:07:08 PM
LOCATION: ARENA NECROMIX
IN THE RIGHT HAND CORNER WE HAVE:
NECRONOMICON: GENIUS EGOTISTIC UFAAL AZIF: GOOFY UFA
- Tentacles
- Soft Regeneration
- Plasma Shield
S.A.T.A.N.A.E.L: GENERAL OF THE A.R.S.E.N.E LEGION
- Zero-Point-Energy Beams
- Tickle Tazers
- Plasma Shield
R.A.O.U.L: EXPERIMENTAL UNIT #50
- Godkiller Gun
- Flight
- Almighty Attacks
MACABRE: VILLAINOUS DANCER OF DEATH
- Phantom Show
- Curse Attacks
- Damage Boost
MAGATSU: CRIMSON SHADOW OVERLORD
- Scythe
- Shadow Tendrils
- Darkness Cloak
CALAMITY MAGATSU: CRIMSON WARMASTER 2099
- Cursed Blade
- Megidola
- Magatsu Mandala
THE MYSTERIOUS TRAVELER: 2099 LONE SURVIVOR
- Calamitous Blade
- Shadow Gaze
- Spirit Absorb
CB-1: CRANKY UFA
- Electro Staff
- Cosmic Tools
- Clone Projector
JINX: CONTRARY SHADOW
- Tentacles
- Steel Pinchers
- Buzzsaws
AND LAST OF ALL...
- Ghosting
- Jinxing
- Mimicry
CAPTAIN WORTSHIRE:IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER WE HAVE:
- Wooden Mallet
- Phychic-Energy Pistols
- Card Deck
EVERYBODY...
ELSE...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 14, 2021, 10:16:14 PM
*Waves* Hello.
RUSSA: ALWAYS TIRED
- A stick
- Force Field Of Awkwardness
- A rubber spatula
- A stale baguette
Quote from: Booklover on February 18, 2021, 04:22:54 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2021, 05:34:05 AMI can't dance either. Is that sad?
Look at this tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 18, 2021, 05:36:39 PM
No. Because Kade can do it for you. ;D :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on February 21, 2021, 08:26:01 AM
Because it's not good to eat ice cream off the floor.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 21, 2021, 09:00:41 AM
I think we have different moral standards.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2017, 03:29:40 AM
I ate a banana a couple days ago.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 05:05:35 AM
And that was random life facts with Russa.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 19, 2021, 02:38:03 AM
*Is still clinging to the windowsill*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2021, 03:33:19 AM
Want some help?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 19, 2021, 04:32:35 AM
Please.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2021, 12:20:33 PM
I got you.
*Posts a job listing online.*
"HELP WANTED"
"DO YOU ENJOY SOLVING PROBLEMS? ARE YOU GOOD AT WORKING IN A FAST PACED ENVIRONMENT? WELL THEN, THE 'HALP CORN' INITIATIVE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU! ASSIST A CERTAIN KERNAL IN SOLVING HER WINDOW RELATED ISSUES AND BE PAID HANDSOMELY!
APPLY BELOW.
Restrictions may apply. Any mentioned payment is only listed to draw attention. No actual reward or monetary exchange is promised.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2021, 01:08:47 PM
*Leans out the window.*
Not sure if I'm helping, Corn, but the ground is only two inches below your foot.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 25, 2018, 10:11:23 PM
The president is dead! Long live the council!
Wait, I hate forum government!
DOWN WITH THE COUNCIL! RETURN US TO ANARCHY!
Quote from: Delthion on January 25, 2018, 10:13:04 PM
SECOND!
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 25, 2018, 10:50:32 PM
Dissolve the council!
Quote from: Ashleg on January 26, 2018, 02:35:29 AM
I am not dead. I can't die. Unlimited lifespan.
Quote from: Delthion on January 26, 2018, 04:18:59 AM
We didn't kill you. We simply killed the presidency.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 04, 2021, 09:17:15 PM
*Pours tea for everyone*
*Dumps the tea on the ground* :)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 04, 2021, 10:14:44 PM
The only American way to treat tea.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 05:12:34 AM
Hey Skarzs, why aren't you subscribed to me?! IT'S A TWO WAY STREET MAN. ;D
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 15, 2016, 05:20:14 AM
BECAUSE I'M. . . incapable of a good excuse at this time.
I'll subscribe to you once I reach the amount you have.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 05:22:57 AM
Of views or subscribers?
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 15, 2016, 06:03:36 AM
Never mind.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 06:07:35 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(Why does no one subscribe to me?)
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 15, 2016, 04:23:36 PM
I did subscribe to you.
Quote from: Søren on February 15, 2016, 04:27:55 PMThis. ^
Awwwww thank you!! I retract my death threats! ;D ;D
Quote from: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 02:24:34 AM
YOUR DANITY IS SPIRALING AWAY, UNTIL AT LAST IT IS GONE.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:30:39 AM
Danity?
Quote from: Delthion on December 07, 2017, 03:17:27 AM
(The ability to eat danishes.)
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 03:18:17 AM
Ah. It's clear now.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 10:10:30 PM
*The ability to eat Danish people.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 02:15:15 AM
Mm.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 05:23:55 AM
Should have been clear, Skarzs.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 05:31:07 AM
Mm.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 01:15:44 PM
MM. :(
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 06:02:23 PM
They were delicious.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 10:53:04 PM
Obviously. They're Danish.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 11:21:24 PM
Yeah.
Post.
Quote from: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 11:23:19 PM
Done.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 25, 2021, 04:02:33 PM
Sorry for double posting.Spoiler
Quote from: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 02:24:34 AM
YOUR DANITY IS SPIRALING AWAY, UNTIL AT LAST IT IS GONE.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 02:30:39 AM
Danity?Quote from: Delthion on December 07, 2017, 03:17:27 AM
(The ability to eat danishes.)Quote from: The Skarzs on December 07, 2017, 03:18:17 AM
Ah. It's clear now.Quote from: Ashleg on December 07, 2017, 10:10:30 PM
*The ability to eat Danish people.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 02:15:15 AM
Mm.Quote from: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 05:23:55 AM
Should have been clear, Skarzs.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 08, 2017, 05:31:07 AM
Mm.Quote from: Ashleg on December 08, 2017, 01:15:44 PM
MM. :(Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 06:02:23 PM
They were delicious.Quote from: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 10:53:04 PM
Obviously. They're Danish.Quote from: The Skarzs on December 12, 2017, 11:21:24 PM
Yeah.
Post.Quote from: Ashleg on December 12, 2017, 11:23:19 PM
Done.[close]
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 15, 2016, 02:17:11 AMShoutbox shenigans, including a Grammar Nazi, Nico di Angelo, and adding ones
[Today at 08:25:12 pm] Søren: This video is not easy. COOPERATE, AND NO PIXELS GET HURT!! Much.
[Today at 08:25:18 pm] danflorreguba: o.O
[Today at 08:25:32 pm] Cornflower MM: @Danny: I'm aftarid I just don't knwo what to say. . . . So I haven't replied.
[Today at 08:25:49 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: What are you doing? TAKE IT EASY.
[Today at 08:25:55 pm] danflorreguba: Alright, that's okay, just send a reply when you do ;)
[Today at 08:26:06 pm] danflorreguba: I was just wondering
[Today at 08:26:16 pm] Søren: I'm making a video for my website, but the footage wasn
[Today at 08:26:30 pm] danflorreguba: My shout box is not playing nice -_-
[Today at 08:28:15 pm] Cornflower MM: @Dan: Mine's not either.
[Today at 08:28:15 pm] Cornflower MM: RAAAAR.
[Today at 08:28:15 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: Website? Do tell.
[Today at 08:28:32 pm] Cornflower MM: You liar. I didn't type those at the same time.
[Today at 08:28:36 pm] Cornflower MM: Guys?
[Today at 08:28:56 pm] danflorreguba: Back
[Today at 08:29:08 pm] danflorreguba: My site stopped working for a minute or two
[Today at 08:29:41 pm] Sagetip: Gotta go.
[Today at 08:29:47 pm] danflorreguba: bye
[Today at 08:29:56 pm] Cornflower MM: Bye Sgae.
[Today at 08:29:58 pm] Cornflower MM: *Sage
[Today at 08:30:14 pm] danflorreguba: Sgae....
[Today at 08:30:25 pm] danflorreguba: Sounds like some sort of Algae :P
[Today at 08:30:29 pm] Cornflower MM: Hush.
[Today at 08:30:34 pm] danflorreguba: :D
[Today at 08:30:48 pm] Cornflower MM: I'll admit, that's not as bad as the typo I made the other day. . . . .
[Today at 08:31:10 pm] danflorreguba: I can't make noises, I'm a book
[Today at 08:31:27 pm] Cornflower MM: :D
[Today at 08:31:30 pm] Cornflower MM: Good one.
[Today at 08:31:31 pm] danflorreguba: Right Amber?
[Today at 08:32:14 pm] danflorreguba: Oh hey, I forgot who it was, but one of the guys is a rat...
[Today at 08:32:24 pm] danflorreguba: Amber, do you remember who the rat is?
[Today at 08:33:53 pm] danflorreguba: Does anyone know what would happen if we tagged in a youtube video in the shoutbox? o.O
[Today at 08:35:40 pm] Groddil: I'm back
[Today at 08:36:18 pm] danflorreguba: ayyo
[Today at 08:36:22 pm] Søren: *the footage wasn't helping me out any. I've got a groove now. @Corn Yup, I've had a website about cars for maybe 3 years now. :D
[Today at 08:36:45 pm] danflorreguba: ....
[Today at 08:37:25 pm] Groddil: Hi danflor
[Today at 08:38:01 pm] danflorreguba: howdy doo
[Today at 08:39:48 pm] danflorreguba: So is Sage's Fan fic on the original forum?
[Today at 08:39:55 pm] Groddil: So...
[Today at 08:40:24 pm] Groddil: @Dan: No idea
[Today at 08:40:33 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 08:40:59 pm] Cornflower MM: Ye sit is Dan.
[Today at 08:41:42 pm] danflorreguba: yes it*
[Today at 08:41:46 pm] Groddil: Hey Corny
[Today at 08:41:49 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:42:05 pm] Cornflower MM: GRODDY! *Tacklehugs*
[Today at 08:42:12 pm] Cornflower MM: *Smacks Dan on the back of the head*
[Today at 08:42:18 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:42:27 pm] danflorreguba: *has had way worse*
[Today at 08:42:33 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:42:58 pm] danflorreguba: I will Nazi your grammar AND spelling to the ends of the Earth!
[Today at 08:43:07 pm] danflorreguba: doot doot
[Today at 08:43:39 pm] Cornflower MM: RAAAR.
[Today at 08:43:46 pm] Cornflower MM: *Grabs frying pan*
[Today at 08:43:47 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 08:43:50 pm] danflorreguba: haha
[Today at 08:43:57 pm] Groddil: *Akwardly hugs back* This is not what I need at the moment
[Today at 08:44:08 pm] Groddil: No hugs til tomorrow
[Today at 08:44:08 pm] Cornflower MM: *Sstarts smacking Dan on the head with my frying pan*
[Today at 08:44:10 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:44:15 pm] Cornflower MM: @Grodd: Why, wassup?
[Today at 08:44:22 pm] Groddil: See the VD thread
[Today at 08:45:31 pm] danflorreguba: *Disapparates*
[Today at 08:46:08 pm] danflorreguba: Starts*
[Today at 08:46:25 pm] danflorreguba: with frying pan*
[Today at 08:46:54 pm] danflorreguba: asterisk action indicators are not supposed to include mentions of self >:D
[Today at 08:47:00 pm] danflorreguba: brb
[Today at 08:47:19 pm] Cornflower MM: Oh I'm gonna-!
[Today at 08:47:25 pm] Cornflower MM: On my way, Groddy dear.
[Today at 08:48:19 pm] Cornflower MM: Oh dear.
[Today at 08:54:57 pm] Groddil: mm
[Today at 08:55:03 pm] Groddil: back in a couple minutes
[Today at 09:01:07 pm] Cornflower MM: Okay.
[Today at 09:01:10 pm] danflorreguba: HA HA HA
[Today at 09:01:19 pm] Cornflower MM: WHAT?!
[Today at 09:01:31 pm] danflorreguba: :D
[Today at 09:01:37 pm] Cornflower MM: I am severely annoyed right now. . . . . .
[Today at 09:01:38 pm] Groddil: back
[Today at 09:01:49 pm] Cornflower MM: DANG PEOPLE AND THEIR GODS-AWFUL CONTINUITY!
[Today at 09:01:52 pm] Cornflower MM: Hi Grodd.
[Today at 09:02:17 pm] Cornflower MM: By my calculations, Nico should be TWELVE. TWELVE!!!!
[Today at 09:02:18 pm] Cornflower MM: But no.
[Today at 09:02:22 pm] danflorreguba: I have a knack for annoying people ;)
[Today at 09:02:24 pm] Cornflower MM: The book says fourteen.
[Today at 09:02:27 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes you do.
[Today at 09:02:44 pm] danflorreguba: In all the best ways ;D
[Today at 09:02:50 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm going to go through this ONE MORE TIME and it BETTER ADD UP.
[Today at 09:03:21 pm] Cornflower MM: Nico is nine in TTC.
[Today at 09:03:23 pm] Groddil: Hallo
[Today at 09:03:31 pm] Cornflower MM: And ten in BotL.
[Today at 09:03:37 pm] Cornflower MM: Hi.
[Today at 09:03:52 pm] Cornflower MM: Eleven in TLO.
[Today at 09:04:01 pm] Cornflower MM: OH! !
[Today at 09:04:11 pm] danflorreguba: dign ding, she gets it
[Today at 09:04:14 pm] Cornflower MM: I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!
[Today at 09:04:17 pm] danflorreguba: ding ding*
[Today at 09:04:29 pm] danflorreguba: Dign' like a pro :P
[Today at 09:04:34 pm] Cornflower MM: I'M AN IDIOT!
[Today at 09:04:41 pm] Cornflower MM: And you, Dan, are a hypocrite.
[Today at 09:04:45 pm] danflorreguba: there are so many mean things I could say about that o.O
[Today at 09:04:49 pm] Groddil: Figured what out?
[Today at 09:05:06 pm] danflorreguba: I'm typing quickly
[Today at 09:05:16 pm] danflorreguba: and I corrected myself
[Today at 09:05:23 pm] Cornflower MM: So! We add another year in between series!
[Today at 09:05:41 pm] danflorreguba: Welcome to patterns
[Today at 09:05:46 pm] danflorreguba: 101
[Today at 09:06:11 pm] Cornflower MM: That makes twelve!
[Today at 09:06:39 pm] danflorreguba: yay! She can add 11+1!
[Today at 09:06:48 pm] Cornflower MM: OH FOR THE LOVE OF HOLINESS.
[Today at 09:06:50 pm] danflorreguba: :D
[Today at 09:06:53 pm] Cornflower MM: HUSH UP DANNY.
[Today at 09:07:00 pm] danflorreguba: I love this thing so much >D
[Today at 09:07:06 pm] Cornflower MM: THIS STILL COMES UP AS THIR-FREAKING-TEEN!
[Today at 09:07:17 pm] danflorreguba: that thir doh
[Today at 09:07:23 pm] Groddil: This is so confusing
[Today at 09:07:37 pm] danflorreguba: Don't try to understand it
[Today at 09:07:50 pm] Cornflower MM: It's a Percy Jackson thing, Groddil.
[Today at 09:07:57 pm] danflorreguba: Corn says some strange things when she's in a frenzy o.o
[Today at 09:08:31 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes I do.
[Today at 09:08:48 pm] Cornflower MM: *Jumps on my PJO books*
[Today at 09:09:02 pm] Cornflower MM: HOW IS HE FOURTEEN?!
[Today at 09:09:06 pm] Cornflower MM: I DON'T GET THIS.
[Today at 09:09:11 pm] danflorreguba: What did your books ever do to you? o.O
[Today at 09:09:36 pm] danflorreguba: did you know, that some books have a 3 year time gap instead of a 1 year time gap?
[Today at 09:09:45 pm] danflorreguba: it's a thing that happens
[Today at 09:09:54 pm] Cornflower MM: *Furiously calm*
[Today at 09:10:00 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes, Danny dear. I know.
[Today at 09:10:14 pm] danflorreguba: That statement is oxymoronic
[Today at 09:10:18 pm] Cornflower MM: However, these books CLEARLY STATE ONE YEAR TIME GAP.
[Today at 09:10:21 pm] Cornflower MM: HUSH UP.
[Today at 09:10:27 pm] danflorreguba: that's like shouting I AM CALM!
[Today at 09:10:32 pm] Cornflower MM: Let's try this again.
[Today at 09:10:41 pm] danflorreguba: that's no fun o.o
[Today at 09:10:53 pm] Cornflower MM: 9 - TTC
[Today at 09:11:02 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:11:07 pm] Cornflower MM: Unless! OH!
[Today at 09:11:16 pm] Cornflower MM: HAHA! I FIGURED THIS OUT AGAIN!
[Today at 09:11:18 pm] Groddil: Oh
[Today at 09:11:25 pm] Cornflower MM: Wait. No.
[Today at 09:11:29 pm] Groddil: Oh no...
[Today at 09:11:36 pm] danflorreguba: ooooo she's adding ones again O.O
[Today at 09:11:36 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm not skipping a book.
[Today at 09:11:50 pm] Cornflower MM: 9- TTC
[Today at 09:11:56 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:12:05 pm] Cornflower MM: 11 - TLO
[Today at 09:12:13 pm] Cornflower MM: 12 - Year in between?
[Today at 09:12:27 pm] Cornflower MM: 13 - We end up at the end.
[Today at 09:12:36 pm] Cornflower MM: I HATE YOU NICO DI ANGELO.
[Today at 09:12:44 pm] Cornflower MM: WAIT NO I DON'T.
[Today at 09:12:56 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:13:01 pm] danflorreguba: .....
[Today at 09:13:17 pm] danflorreguba: What am I witnessing here? o.O
[Today at 09:13:26 pm] danflorreguba: It's scary
[Today at 09:13:33 pm] danflorreguba: Groddil, hold me
[Today at 09:14:25 pm] danflorreguba:
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[Today at 09:14:31 pm] danflorreguba: Oh my gosh
[Today at 09:14:44 pm] danflorreguba: can't see chat
[Today at 09:14:48 pm] danflorreguba: there it is
[Today at 09:14:56 pm] danflorreguba: we can still tag things O.O
[Today at 09:15:26 pm] Groddil: @Dan: not on your life, Reguba
[Today at 09:15:28 pm] danflorreguba:
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[Today at 09:15:35 pm] danflorreguba: YAY!
[Today at 09:15:57 pm] danflorreguba: Music! Doot Doot!
[Today at 09:16:03 pm] Cornflower MM: *Starts throwing a fit*
[Today at 09:16:07 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 09:16:09 pm] Cornflower MM: *Throws things*
[Today at 09:16:15 pm] Søren: I'm back, and my video's footage is arranged. All that's left is to add information to it, but I'm too lazy to do that today. It's so finicky.
[Today at 09:16:19 pm] Cornflower MM: THIS WON'T ADD UP WAAAAAAAA
[Today at 09:16:30 pm] Søren: Corn, what's happening?
[Today at 09:16:42 pm] danflorreguba: why does my spoiler keep closing on me?
[Today at 09:16:52 pm] danflorreguba: She's trying to figure out how to add 1's
[Today at 09:17:31 pm] Cornflower MM: SHUT UP DANNY THAT'S NOT WHAT's HAPPENING WAAAAAA.
[Today at 09:17:41 pm] * Groddil catches various thrown things
[Today at 09:17:49 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 09:18:00 pm] Cornflower MM: Sor, NICO DI ANGELO'S AGE MAKES NO SENSE. He should be THIRTEEN but he's fourteen and just what.
[Today at 09:18:15 pm] danflorreguba: She was stuck on 12 for the longest time
[Today at 09:18:16 pm] Søren: Is he from the Percy Jackson books?
[Today at 09:18:21 pm] danflorreguba: Just wait until she adds one more
[Today at 09:18:28 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: Yes
[Today at 09:18:32 pm] danflorreguba: then things should be fine ;)
[Today at 09:18:38 pm] Cornflower MM: @Dan: SHUT IT.
[Today at 09:18:45 pm] Cornflower MM: Let's try again.
[Today at 09:18:49 pm] danflorreguba: ;D
[Today at 09:18:52 pm] Cornflower MM: 9 - TTC
[Today at 09:18:55 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:18:57 pm] danflorreguba: for the 10941095 time
[Today at 09:18:58 pm] Cornflower MM: 11 - TLO
[Today at 09:19:06 pm] Cornflower MM: 12 - Year in between?
[Today at 09:19:22 pm] Cornflower MM: 13 - We end up at the end.
[Today at 09:19:37 pm] Cornflower MM: 14 - THE MYSTICAL AGE RIORDAN ASSIGNED NICO.
[Today at 09:19:46 pm] Søren: Have the ages of other characters changed?
[Today at 09:19:53 pm] Cornflower MM: Well duh.
[Today at 09:20:01 pm] Cornflower MM: They get a year older every book.
[Today at 09:20:08 pm] danflorreguba: Time space is weird -_-
[Today at 09:20:21 pm] danflorreguba: Especially when Corn is involved
[Today at 09:20:28 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:20:29 pm] danflorreguba: I gotta admit
[Today at 09:20:37 pm] Cornflower MM: *Starts smacking Dan into a pulp*
[Today at 09:20:40 pm] danflorreguba: this is almost unfair
[Today at 09:20:44 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes, Groddil?
[Today at 09:20:48 pm] Cornflower MM: How, Dan?
[Today at 09:20:57 pm] danflorreguba: I have a buddy named Maz at work that I give a hard time constantly
[Today at 09:21:06 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:21:16 pm] danflorreguba: Maybe this is CORNY run off!
[Today at 09:21:24 pm] danflorreguba: *Dissaparates*
[Today at 09:21:24 pm] Cornflower MM: . . . . .
[Today at 09:21:36 pm] Søren: Maybe his birthday is really close when there's such a issue. Like, maybe he just turned 14 or something.
[Today at 09:21:39 pm] Cornflower MM: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
[Today at 09:21:45 pm] danflorreguba: >:D >:D >:D
[Today at 09:21:52 pm] Tam and Martin: hey
[Today at 09:21:59 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: No. His birthday is in January or May, the writer doesn't know which.
[Today at 09:22:01 pm] danflorreguba: Ya know ya love meh ;D
[Today at 09:22:13 pm] Cornflower MM: *Leaps on Dan and starts hitting with with frying pan*
[Today at 09:22:20 pm] Søren: Wow, that's really precise.
[Today at 09:22:22 pm] Cornflower MM: @Tam: Hi.
[Today at 09:22:27 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: What is?
[Today at 09:22:32 pm] Tam and Martin: what's going on here
[Today at 09:22:33 pm] danflorreguba: Have fun trying to hit a corpreal body :P
[Today at 09:22:38 pm] Søren: His age, down to the month.
[Today at 09:22:45 pm] danflorreguba: Corporeal*
[Today at 09:22:52 pm] Cornflower MM: @Dan: I'm now not talking ot you.
[Today at 09:22:54 pm] Cornflower MM: *To
[Today at 09:22:59 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: Yes.
[Today at 09:23:04 pm] danflorreguba: That's okay ;D
[Today at 09:23:11 pm] danflorreguba: I can still talk to you ;)
[Today at 09:23:13 pm] Søren: That;s weird.
[Today at 09:23:50 pm] danflorreguba: @Dan: I'm not talking to you now*
[Today at 09:23:59 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:24:01 pm] danflorreguba: ;D
[Today at 09:24:03 pm] Cornflower MM: I agree, Sor./
[Today at 09:24:07 pm] Cornflower MM: What's up, Grodd?
[Today at 09:24:33 pm] danflorreguba: Say the ceiling
[Today at 09:24:47 pm] danflorreguba: works every time ;)
[Today at 09:25:50 pm] Cornflower MM: Now. ONE MORE TIME.
[Today at 09:25:57 pm] Cornflower MM: 9 - TTC
[Today at 09:26:00 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:26:13 pm] Cornflower MM: 11 - TLO
[Today at 09:26:15 pm] danflorreguba: back to addition I see
[Today at 09:26:47 pm] Cornflower MM: Now, TLO ends on Percy's birthday.
[Today at 09:27:26 pm] Cornflower MM: Scratch the extra year.
[Today at 09:27:32 pm] Cornflower MM: No, wait.
[Today at 09:28:21 pm] Cornflower MM: *Melts into a puddle of anguished goo*
[Today at 09:28:27 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm so confused now.
[Today at 09:28:35 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:28:46 pm] Groddil: ASHLEG!
[Today at 09:28:48 pm] Groddil: HALLO!
[Today at 09:28:49 pm] Cornflower MM: I need that book for reference. . . . Why can't I rememner the title. . . . .
[Today at 09:29:00 pm] Cornflower MM: Hey. Grodd. What about me? I said hi three time.
[Today at 09:29:20 pm] Groddil: I said hi to you when I got here, Corny
[Today at 09:29:51 pm] Cornflower MM: I know. But then I asked you what was up. when you kept 'dot dot dot'ing.
[Today at 09:29:55 pm] Cornflower MM: You never answered.
[Today at 09:29:59 pm] danflorreguba: It's okay, Corn doesn't talk to me, so it's even really
[Today at 09:30:06 pm] Ashleg: Heyo, Groddil
[Today at 09:30:07 pm] Cornflower MM: Dan?
[Today at 09:30:10 pm] Cornflower MM: Shut up.
[Today at 09:30:13 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 09:30:18 pm] danflorreguba: Gotcha
[Today at 09:30:29 pm] danflorreguba: ;D
[Today at 09:30:49 pm] danflorreguba: The problem is just that Corn can't even
[Today at 09:30:52 pm] danflorreguba: dang nabbit
[Today at 09:31:01 pm] danflorreguba: my box keeps clsoing ;(
[Today at 09:31:34 pm] Søren: Drone racing is very intriguing....
[Today at 09:31:48 pm] danflorreguba: lol
[Today at 09:31:52 pm] danflorreguba: I saw that
[Today at 09:32:48 pm] Cornflower MM: No, Danny, I can't even.
[Today at 09:33:00 pm] Cornflower MM: My brain refuses to handle this.
[Today at 09:33:02 pm] danflorreguba: I said can't....
[Today at 09:33:25 pm] Cornflower MM: I know.
[Today at 09:33:31 pm] Cornflower MM: And I'm agreeing.
[Today at 09:34:07 pm] danflorreguba: No, followed with agreement?.... Now I'm confused.... Oh my gosh! Corn's CONTAGIOUS!
[Today at 09:34:16 pm] danflorreguba: HEP!
[Today at 09:34:26 pm] danflorreguba: And yes, the missing "l" was on purpose
[Today at 09:34:43 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:34:53 pm] danflorreguba: In all seriousness though, is the age that important?
[Today at 09:36:13 pm] Cornflower MM: Dangit Dan, aren't you used to my Southernness by now?!
[Today at 09:36:39 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 09:36:55 pm] Cornflower MM: For osme odd reason we say things like that! 'Yeah, no.' is a biggie.
[Today at 09:36:58 pm] Cornflower MM: *Some
[Today at 09:37:03 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 09:37:17 pm] danflorreguba: I let you have that one just so you know
[Today at 09:37:23 pm] danflorreguba: ;)
[Today at 09:38:50 pm] danflorreguba: Writing fan-fics is hard :(. How do you guys do it?
[Today at 09:38:52 pm] Cornflower MM: And yes, HIS AGE IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THIS BUGS ME.
[Today at 09:38:56 pm] danflorreguba: O.O[close]
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 25, 2021, 04:54:28 PMJust take the year he's born away from the year it's set. That'll work brilliantly. The only important thing is that he didn't reach sixteen before Percy did. (Or does it?)
Ikr, classic Ashleg. Skarz is pretty funny, too.
Edit: I know this has been posted before, but it's really hilarious (especially because Nico di Angelo's age has always confused me, too).Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 15, 2016, 02:17:11 AMShoutbox shenigans, including a Grammar Nazi, Nico di Angelo, and adding ones
[Today at 08:25:12 pm] Søren: This video is not easy. COOPERATE, AND NO PIXELS GET HURT!! Much.
[Today at 08:25:18 pm] danflorreguba: o.O
[Today at 08:25:32 pm] Cornflower MM: @Danny: I'm aftarid I just don't knwo what to say. . . . So I haven't replied.
[Today at 08:25:49 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: What are you doing? TAKE IT EASY.
[Today at 08:25:55 pm] danflorreguba: Alright, that's okay, just send a reply when you do ;)
[Today at 08:26:06 pm] danflorreguba: I was just wondering
[Today at 08:26:16 pm] Søren: I'm making a video for my website, but the footage wasn
[Today at 08:26:30 pm] danflorreguba: My shout box is not playing nice -_-
[Today at 08:28:15 pm] Cornflower MM: @Dan: Mine's not either.
[Today at 08:28:15 pm] Cornflower MM: RAAAAR.
[Today at 08:28:15 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: Website? Do tell.
[Today at 08:28:32 pm] Cornflower MM: You liar. I didn't type those at the same time.
[Today at 08:28:36 pm] Cornflower MM: Guys?
[Today at 08:28:56 pm] danflorreguba: Back
[Today at 08:29:08 pm] danflorreguba: My site stopped working for a minute or two
[Today at 08:29:41 pm] Sagetip: Gotta go.
[Today at 08:29:47 pm] danflorreguba: bye
[Today at 08:29:56 pm] Cornflower MM: Bye Sgae.
[Today at 08:29:58 pm] Cornflower MM: *Sage
[Today at 08:30:14 pm] danflorreguba: Sgae....
[Today at 08:30:25 pm] danflorreguba: Sounds like some sort of Algae :P
[Today at 08:30:29 pm] Cornflower MM: Hush.
[Today at 08:30:34 pm] danflorreguba: :D
[Today at 08:30:48 pm] Cornflower MM: I'll admit, that's not as bad as the typo I made the other day. . . . .
[Today at 08:31:10 pm] danflorreguba: I can't make noises, I'm a book
[Today at 08:31:27 pm] Cornflower MM: :D
[Today at 08:31:30 pm] Cornflower MM: Good one.
[Today at 08:31:31 pm] danflorreguba: Right Amber?
[Today at 08:32:14 pm] danflorreguba: Oh hey, I forgot who it was, but one of the guys is a rat...
[Today at 08:32:24 pm] danflorreguba: Amber, do you remember who the rat is?
[Today at 08:33:53 pm] danflorreguba: Does anyone know what would happen if we tagged in a youtube video in the shoutbox? o.O
[Today at 08:35:40 pm] Groddil: I'm back
[Today at 08:36:18 pm] danflorreguba: ayyo
[Today at 08:36:22 pm] Søren: *the footage wasn't helping me out any. I've got a groove now. @Corn Yup, I've had a website about cars for maybe 3 years now. :D
[Today at 08:36:45 pm] danflorreguba: ....
[Today at 08:37:25 pm] Groddil: Hi danflor
[Today at 08:38:01 pm] danflorreguba: howdy doo
[Today at 08:39:48 pm] danflorreguba: So is Sage's Fan fic on the original forum?
[Today at 08:39:55 pm] Groddil: So...
[Today at 08:40:24 pm] Groddil: @Dan: No idea
[Today at 08:40:33 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 08:40:59 pm] Cornflower MM: Ye sit is Dan.
[Today at 08:41:42 pm] danflorreguba: yes it*
[Today at 08:41:46 pm] Groddil: Hey Corny
[Today at 08:41:49 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:42:05 pm] Cornflower MM: GRODDY! *Tacklehugs*
[Today at 08:42:12 pm] Cornflower MM: *Smacks Dan on the back of the head*
[Today at 08:42:18 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:42:27 pm] danflorreguba: *has had way worse*
[Today at 08:42:33 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:42:58 pm] danflorreguba: I will Nazi your grammar AND spelling to the ends of the Earth!
[Today at 08:43:07 pm] danflorreguba: doot doot
[Today at 08:43:39 pm] Cornflower MM: RAAAR.
[Today at 08:43:46 pm] Cornflower MM: *Grabs frying pan*
[Today at 08:43:47 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 08:43:50 pm] danflorreguba: haha
[Today at 08:43:57 pm] Groddil: *Akwardly hugs back* This is not what I need at the moment
[Today at 08:44:08 pm] Groddil: No hugs til tomorrow
[Today at 08:44:08 pm] Cornflower MM: *Sstarts smacking Dan on the head with my frying pan*
[Today at 08:44:10 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 08:44:15 pm] Cornflower MM: @Grodd: Why, wassup?
[Today at 08:44:22 pm] Groddil: See the VD thread
[Today at 08:45:31 pm] danflorreguba: *Disapparates*
[Today at 08:46:08 pm] danflorreguba: Starts*
[Today at 08:46:25 pm] danflorreguba: with frying pan*
[Today at 08:46:54 pm] danflorreguba: asterisk action indicators are not supposed to include mentions of self >:D
[Today at 08:47:00 pm] danflorreguba: brb
[Today at 08:47:19 pm] Cornflower MM: Oh I'm gonna-!
[Today at 08:47:25 pm] Cornflower MM: On my way, Groddy dear.
[Today at 08:48:19 pm] Cornflower MM: Oh dear.
[Today at 08:54:57 pm] Groddil: mm
[Today at 08:55:03 pm] Groddil: back in a couple minutes
[Today at 09:01:07 pm] Cornflower MM: Okay.
[Today at 09:01:10 pm] danflorreguba: HA HA HA
[Today at 09:01:19 pm] Cornflower MM: WHAT?!
[Today at 09:01:31 pm] danflorreguba: :D
[Today at 09:01:37 pm] Cornflower MM: I am severely annoyed right now. . . . . .
[Today at 09:01:38 pm] Groddil: back
[Today at 09:01:49 pm] Cornflower MM: DANG PEOPLE AND THEIR GODS-AWFUL CONTINUITY!
[Today at 09:01:52 pm] Cornflower MM: Hi Grodd.
[Today at 09:02:17 pm] Cornflower MM: By my calculations, Nico should be TWELVE. TWELVE!!!!
[Today at 09:02:18 pm] Cornflower MM: But no.
[Today at 09:02:22 pm] danflorreguba: I have a knack for annoying people ;)
[Today at 09:02:24 pm] Cornflower MM: The book says fourteen.
[Today at 09:02:27 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes you do.
[Today at 09:02:44 pm] danflorreguba: In all the best ways ;D
[Today at 09:02:50 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm going to go through this ONE MORE TIME and it BETTER ADD UP.
[Today at 09:03:21 pm] Cornflower MM: Nico is nine in TTC.
[Today at 09:03:23 pm] Groddil: Hallo
[Today at 09:03:31 pm] Cornflower MM: And ten in BotL.
[Today at 09:03:37 pm] Cornflower MM: Hi.
[Today at 09:03:52 pm] Cornflower MM: Eleven in TLO.
[Today at 09:04:01 pm] Cornflower MM: OH! !
[Today at 09:04:11 pm] danflorreguba: dign ding, she gets it
[Today at 09:04:14 pm] Cornflower MM: I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!
[Today at 09:04:17 pm] danflorreguba: ding ding*
[Today at 09:04:29 pm] danflorreguba: Dign' like a pro :P
[Today at 09:04:34 pm] Cornflower MM: I'M AN IDIOT!
[Today at 09:04:41 pm] Cornflower MM: And you, Dan, are a hypocrite.
[Today at 09:04:45 pm] danflorreguba: there are so many mean things I could say about that o.O
[Today at 09:04:49 pm] Groddil: Figured what out?
[Today at 09:05:06 pm] danflorreguba: I'm typing quickly
[Today at 09:05:16 pm] danflorreguba: and I corrected myself
[Today at 09:05:23 pm] Cornflower MM: So! We add another year in between series!
[Today at 09:05:41 pm] danflorreguba: Welcome to patterns
[Today at 09:05:46 pm] danflorreguba: 101
[Today at 09:06:11 pm] Cornflower MM: That makes twelve!
[Today at 09:06:39 pm] danflorreguba: yay! She can add 11+1!
[Today at 09:06:48 pm] Cornflower MM: OH FOR THE LOVE OF HOLINESS.
[Today at 09:06:50 pm] danflorreguba: :D
[Today at 09:06:53 pm] Cornflower MM: HUSH UP DANNY.
[Today at 09:07:00 pm] danflorreguba: I love this thing so much >D
[Today at 09:07:06 pm] Cornflower MM: THIS STILL COMES UP AS THIR-FREAKING-TEEN!
[Today at 09:07:17 pm] danflorreguba: that thir doh
[Today at 09:07:23 pm] Groddil: This is so confusing
[Today at 09:07:37 pm] danflorreguba: Don't try to understand it
[Today at 09:07:50 pm] Cornflower MM: It's a Percy Jackson thing, Groddil.
[Today at 09:07:57 pm] danflorreguba: Corn says some strange things when she's in a frenzy o.o
[Today at 09:08:31 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes I do.
[Today at 09:08:48 pm] Cornflower MM: *Jumps on my PJO books*
[Today at 09:09:02 pm] Cornflower MM: HOW IS HE FOURTEEN?!
[Today at 09:09:06 pm] Cornflower MM: I DON'T GET THIS.
[Today at 09:09:11 pm] danflorreguba: What did your books ever do to you? o.O
[Today at 09:09:36 pm] danflorreguba: did you know, that some books have a 3 year time gap instead of a 1 year time gap?
[Today at 09:09:45 pm] danflorreguba: it's a thing that happens
[Today at 09:09:54 pm] Cornflower MM: *Furiously calm*
[Today at 09:10:00 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes, Danny dear. I know.
[Today at 09:10:14 pm] danflorreguba: That statement is oxymoronic
[Today at 09:10:18 pm] Cornflower MM: However, these books CLEARLY STATE ONE YEAR TIME GAP.
[Today at 09:10:21 pm] Cornflower MM: HUSH UP.
[Today at 09:10:27 pm] danflorreguba: that's like shouting I AM CALM!
[Today at 09:10:32 pm] Cornflower MM: Let's try this again.
[Today at 09:10:41 pm] danflorreguba: that's no fun o.o
[Today at 09:10:53 pm] Cornflower MM: 9 - TTC
[Today at 09:11:02 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:11:07 pm] Cornflower MM: Unless! OH!
[Today at 09:11:16 pm] Cornflower MM: HAHA! I FIGURED THIS OUT AGAIN!
[Today at 09:11:18 pm] Groddil: Oh
[Today at 09:11:25 pm] Cornflower MM: Wait. No.
[Today at 09:11:29 pm] Groddil: Oh no...
[Today at 09:11:36 pm] danflorreguba: ooooo she's adding ones again O.O
[Today at 09:11:36 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm not skipping a book.
[Today at 09:11:50 pm] Cornflower MM: 9- TTC
[Today at 09:11:56 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:12:05 pm] Cornflower MM: 11 - TLO
[Today at 09:12:13 pm] Cornflower MM: 12 - Year in between?
[Today at 09:12:27 pm] Cornflower MM: 13 - We end up at the end.
[Today at 09:12:36 pm] Cornflower MM: I HATE YOU NICO DI ANGELO.
[Today at 09:12:44 pm] Cornflower MM: WAIT NO I DON'T.
[Today at 09:12:56 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:13:01 pm] danflorreguba: .....
[Today at 09:13:17 pm] danflorreguba: What am I witnessing here? o.O
[Today at 09:13:26 pm] danflorreguba: It's scary
[Today at 09:13:33 pm] danflorreguba: Groddil, hold me
[Today at 09:14:25 pm] danflorreguba:
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[Today at 09:14:31 pm] danflorreguba: Oh my gosh
[Today at 09:14:44 pm] danflorreguba: can't see chat
[Today at 09:14:48 pm] danflorreguba: there it is
[Today at 09:14:56 pm] danflorreguba: we can still tag things O.O
[Today at 09:15:26 pm] Groddil: @Dan: not on your life, Reguba
[Today at 09:15:28 pm] danflorreguba:
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[Today at 09:15:35 pm] danflorreguba: YAY!
[Today at 09:15:57 pm] danflorreguba: Music! Doot Doot!
[Today at 09:16:03 pm] Cornflower MM: *Starts throwing a fit*
[Today at 09:16:07 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 09:16:09 pm] Cornflower MM: *Throws things*
[Today at 09:16:15 pm] Søren: I'm back, and my video's footage is arranged. All that's left is to add information to it, but I'm too lazy to do that today. It's so finicky.
[Today at 09:16:19 pm] Cornflower MM: THIS WON'T ADD UP WAAAAAAAA
[Today at 09:16:30 pm] Søren: Corn, what's happening?
[Today at 09:16:42 pm] danflorreguba: why does my spoiler keep closing on me?
[Today at 09:16:52 pm] danflorreguba: She's trying to figure out how to add 1's
[Today at 09:17:31 pm] Cornflower MM: SHUT UP DANNY THAT'S NOT WHAT's HAPPENING WAAAAAA.
[Today at 09:17:41 pm] * Groddil catches various thrown things
[Today at 09:17:49 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 09:18:00 pm] Cornflower MM: Sor, NICO DI ANGELO'S AGE MAKES NO SENSE. He should be THIRTEEN but he's fourteen and just what.
[Today at 09:18:15 pm] danflorreguba: She was stuck on 12 for the longest time
[Today at 09:18:16 pm] Søren: Is he from the Percy Jackson books?
[Today at 09:18:21 pm] danflorreguba: Just wait until she adds one more
[Today at 09:18:28 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: Yes
[Today at 09:18:32 pm] danflorreguba: then things should be fine ;)
[Today at 09:18:38 pm] Cornflower MM: @Dan: SHUT IT.
[Today at 09:18:45 pm] Cornflower MM: Let's try again.
[Today at 09:18:49 pm] danflorreguba: ;D
[Today at 09:18:52 pm] Cornflower MM: 9 - TTC
[Today at 09:18:55 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:18:57 pm] danflorreguba: for the 10941095 time
[Today at 09:18:58 pm] Cornflower MM: 11 - TLO
[Today at 09:19:06 pm] Cornflower MM: 12 - Year in between?
[Today at 09:19:22 pm] Cornflower MM: 13 - We end up at the end.
[Today at 09:19:37 pm] Cornflower MM: 14 - THE MYSTICAL AGE RIORDAN ASSIGNED NICO.
[Today at 09:19:46 pm] Søren: Have the ages of other characters changed?
[Today at 09:19:53 pm] Cornflower MM: Well duh.
[Today at 09:20:01 pm] Cornflower MM: They get a year older every book.
[Today at 09:20:08 pm] danflorreguba: Time space is weird -_-
[Today at 09:20:21 pm] danflorreguba: Especially when Corn is involved
[Today at 09:20:28 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:20:29 pm] danflorreguba: I gotta admit
[Today at 09:20:37 pm] Cornflower MM: *Starts smacking Dan into a pulp*
[Today at 09:20:40 pm] danflorreguba: this is almost unfair
[Today at 09:20:44 pm] Cornflower MM: Yes, Groddil?
[Today at 09:20:48 pm] Cornflower MM: How, Dan?
[Today at 09:20:57 pm] danflorreguba: I have a buddy named Maz at work that I give a hard time constantly
[Today at 09:21:06 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:21:16 pm] danflorreguba: Maybe this is CORNY run off!
[Today at 09:21:24 pm] danflorreguba: *Dissaparates*
[Today at 09:21:24 pm] Cornflower MM: . . . . .
[Today at 09:21:36 pm] Søren: Maybe his birthday is really close when there's such a issue. Like, maybe he just turned 14 or something.
[Today at 09:21:39 pm] Cornflower MM: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
[Today at 09:21:45 pm] danflorreguba: >:D >:D >:D
[Today at 09:21:52 pm] Tam and Martin: hey
[Today at 09:21:59 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: No. His birthday is in January or May, the writer doesn't know which.
[Today at 09:22:01 pm] danflorreguba: Ya know ya love meh ;D
[Today at 09:22:13 pm] Cornflower MM: *Leaps on Dan and starts hitting with with frying pan*
[Today at 09:22:20 pm] Søren: Wow, that's really precise.
[Today at 09:22:22 pm] Cornflower MM: @Tam: Hi.
[Today at 09:22:27 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: What is?
[Today at 09:22:32 pm] Tam and Martin: what's going on here
[Today at 09:22:33 pm] danflorreguba: Have fun trying to hit a corpreal body :P
[Today at 09:22:38 pm] Søren: His age, down to the month.
[Today at 09:22:45 pm] danflorreguba: Corporeal*
[Today at 09:22:52 pm] Cornflower MM: @Dan: I'm now not talking ot you.
[Today at 09:22:54 pm] Cornflower MM: *To
[Today at 09:22:59 pm] Cornflower MM: @Sor: Yes.
[Today at 09:23:04 pm] danflorreguba: That's okay ;D
[Today at 09:23:11 pm] danflorreguba: I can still talk to you ;)
[Today at 09:23:13 pm] Søren: That;s weird.
[Today at 09:23:50 pm] danflorreguba: @Dan: I'm not talking to you now*
[Today at 09:23:59 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:24:01 pm] danflorreguba: ;D
[Today at 09:24:03 pm] Cornflower MM: I agree, Sor./
[Today at 09:24:07 pm] Cornflower MM: What's up, Grodd?
[Today at 09:24:33 pm] danflorreguba: Say the ceiling
[Today at 09:24:47 pm] danflorreguba: works every time ;)
[Today at 09:25:50 pm] Cornflower MM: Now. ONE MORE TIME.
[Today at 09:25:57 pm] Cornflower MM: 9 - TTC
[Today at 09:26:00 pm] Cornflower MM: 10 - BotL
[Today at 09:26:13 pm] Cornflower MM: 11 - TLO
[Today at 09:26:15 pm] danflorreguba: back to addition I see
[Today at 09:26:47 pm] Cornflower MM: Now, TLO ends on Percy's birthday.
[Today at 09:27:26 pm] Cornflower MM: Scratch the extra year.
[Today at 09:27:32 pm] Cornflower MM: No, wait.
[Today at 09:28:21 pm] Cornflower MM: *Melts into a puddle of anguished goo*
[Today at 09:28:27 pm] Cornflower MM: I'm so confused now.
[Today at 09:28:35 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:28:46 pm] Groddil: ASHLEG!
[Today at 09:28:48 pm] Groddil: HALLO!
[Today at 09:28:49 pm] Cornflower MM: I need that book for reference. . . . Why can't I rememner the title. . . . .
[Today at 09:29:00 pm] Cornflower MM: Hey. Grodd. What about me? I said hi three time.
[Today at 09:29:20 pm] Groddil: I said hi to you when I got here, Corny
[Today at 09:29:51 pm] Cornflower MM: I know. But then I asked you what was up. when you kept 'dot dot dot'ing.
[Today at 09:29:55 pm] Cornflower MM: You never answered.
[Today at 09:29:59 pm] danflorreguba: It's okay, Corn doesn't talk to me, so it's even really
[Today at 09:30:06 pm] Ashleg: Heyo, Groddil
[Today at 09:30:07 pm] Cornflower MM: Dan?
[Today at 09:30:10 pm] Cornflower MM: Shut up.
[Today at 09:30:13 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 09:30:18 pm] danflorreguba: Gotcha
[Today at 09:30:29 pm] danflorreguba: ;D
[Today at 09:30:49 pm] danflorreguba: The problem is just that Corn can't even
[Today at 09:30:52 pm] danflorreguba: dang nabbit
[Today at 09:31:01 pm] danflorreguba: my box keeps clsoing ;(
[Today at 09:31:34 pm] Søren: Drone racing is very intriguing....
[Today at 09:31:48 pm] danflorreguba: lol
[Today at 09:31:52 pm] danflorreguba: I saw that
[Today at 09:32:48 pm] Cornflower MM: No, Danny, I can't even.
[Today at 09:33:00 pm] Cornflower MM: My brain refuses to handle this.
[Today at 09:33:02 pm] danflorreguba: I said can't....
[Today at 09:33:25 pm] Cornflower MM: I know.
[Today at 09:33:31 pm] Cornflower MM: And I'm agreeing.
[Today at 09:34:07 pm] danflorreguba: No, followed with agreement?.... Now I'm confused.... Oh my gosh! Corn's CONTAGIOUS!
[Today at 09:34:16 pm] danflorreguba: HEP!
[Today at 09:34:26 pm] danflorreguba: And yes, the missing "l" was on purpose
[Today at 09:34:43 pm] Groddil: ...
[Today at 09:34:53 pm] danflorreguba: In all seriousness though, is the age that important?
[Today at 09:36:13 pm] Cornflower MM: Dangit Dan, aren't you used to my Southernness by now?!
[Today at 09:36:39 pm] danflorreguba: ?
[Today at 09:36:55 pm] Cornflower MM: For osme odd reason we say things like that! 'Yeah, no.' is a biggie.
[Today at 09:36:58 pm] Cornflower MM: *Some
[Today at 09:37:03 pm] danflorreguba: >:D
[Today at 09:37:17 pm] danflorreguba: I let you have that one just so you know
[Today at 09:37:23 pm] danflorreguba: ;)
[Today at 09:38:50 pm] danflorreguba: Writing fan-fics is hard :(. How do you guys do it?
[Today at 09:38:52 pm] Cornflower MM: And yes, HIS AGE IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE THIS BUGS ME.
[Today at 09:38:56 pm] danflorreguba: O.O[close]
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 25, 2021, 04:54:28 PMThanks. I used to be at least. >_>
Ikr, classic Ashleg. Skarz is pretty funny, too.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 25, 2021, 09:30:41 PMIt was.
It was supposed to be funny.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 26, 2021, 02:25:43 AMI can relate.Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 25, 2021, 04:54:28 PMThanks. I used to be at least. >_>
Ikr, classic Ashleg. Skarz is pretty funny, too.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 09:03:07 AM
I'm not well known for anything because I've never been caught.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 03:43:38 PM
Good, good, Welcome to de family.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2019, 04:33:46 PM
You're stealing Tony's shtick.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 04:48:33 PM
no.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2019, 04:58:20 PM
How are you not?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 05:05:40 PM
Antony has a mansion and is a gangster. I run a syndicate. There is a difference.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 01, 2019, 05:41:20 PMQuote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 03:43:38 PM
Welcome to de family.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 03:51:59 AM
and then the thread dies XD and Jarky was the first girl to post on here...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 02:11:08 PM
One-eyes positiv'ly innocent naow Ah'm here!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 01, 2020, 09:27:53 PM
We need the big boss back.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 09:30:20 PM
@o great one with the white eye!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 01, 2020, 09:40:58 PM
Yes I believe that is his name.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 09:42:21 PM
@random boss guy! we need you to do your jobbbb!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 01, 2020, 09:49:40 PM
YES WE NEES MORE CRIME IN THIS CITAY.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 12:35:10 AM
O.O
I-I wouldn't say 'need'
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 01:02:43 AM
Ok then.
WE KNEAD MORE CRIME IN THIS CITAY!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 30, 2021, 02:23:47 AM
*Raises hand* What's a camera angel?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 30, 2021, 02:26:30 AM
Me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 05, 2020, 02:46:14 AM
*table barricade is ready* Eulaliaaaaaa! *begins pelting Kade with pizza slices*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 05, 2020, 07:19:29 AM
*sends Teer to bed with no peppermint tea for wasting food*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 05, 2020, 08:03:58 PM
I hope you remembered to wear a raincoat, Kade.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 01:22:42 AM
*uses a water gun to squirt fruit punch at TinTin*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 03:38:56 AM
*This does not happen because Teer has been sent to bed....With no peppermint tea*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 03:40:50 AM
*sticks tongue out at Lass, having ignored the sending*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 05:59:51 AM
*This does not happen due to the fact that I used proofing powers to poof Teer into her room*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 06:26:30 AM
*the poofing powers do not work on a beast so powerful*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 06:30:41 AM
*That isn't how it woks, Teer*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 06:31:28 AM
*that's exactly how it works, Lass*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 18, 2021, 03:44:45 AM
haha you came for knowlege. you wrong.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2021, 12:37:02 AM
*Came for knowledge* Wow, I am such a fool.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 19, 2021, 12:39:28 AM
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Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2021, 12:42:02 AM
You mock me? *Wails*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2021, 01:41:36 AM
WHERE!? *Begins looking for whales.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 05, 2021, 01:10:56 PM
When I first joined this forum, I thought Skarz was a turtle, like the one in Rakkety TamSpoiler
...because they're both Rockbottoms. ;D[close]
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2021, 04:37:54 AMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 02:51:40 AM
*gathp* VERDAUGA HAS BRAINWASHED YOU!!! He must be secretly working on an evil plan, and he's looking on his phone to find a special tutorial that will train him so he can take over the Cellars!
That would be one incredibly specific wikihow.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 04:02:49 PMQuote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2021, 03:02:58 PMI knew it! Ashleg must have created it. EVERYBEAST RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES
It's a youtube tutorial, actually.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2021, 04:08:14 PM
Exercise is beneficial to one's health, yes.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 09, 2021, 06:09:48 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2021, 08:20:38 PM
I'd rather keep my mind at it's current level of sanity, thank you.
Vot zanity...?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 09, 2021, 06:32:46 PM
Insanity.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 05:04:05 AM
Really? I thought we had outsanity...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 03:57:09 PM
I thought we had no sanity, to be honest...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 04:02:43 PM
...Is that we still have no idea where the Precious is...
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 04:04:41 PM
Indeed. :)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 04:14:16 PM
Preciousss!...
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 10, 2021, 04:14:28 AM
(OOC: What the heck is otp?)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 04:17:06 PM
(OOC: It means Ally has bees in her brain.)
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:26:44 AM
So Del is the Smiley Shipper, Søren is the Shadow Shipper, and Skarzs is the I'll shred you to pieces if you mention it Shipper. Great Fun.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 12:24:00 AM
*Counts spoons*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 16, 2021, 01:43:42 AM
Are you ok?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 03:10:08 AM
*Stops counting and looks at Kade*
3.. 4... 5....
>.>
6...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2021, 07:42:20 PM
I'll take that as a no.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 15, 2021, 07:20:51 PM
Hello. I am sitting in my house right now, and the two smols are building a tower of magnet blocks and making up a story about some character that is trying to vaccuum up their couch or something like that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:22:16 PM
That sounds exciting.
I'm sitting at work, killing time 'cause work is slow today :giggle:
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 15, 2021, 07:27:45 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if we got paid for being on this forum?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:31:48 PM
Maybe we should bring that up with the admin.
@Dannflower Reguba - please see previous post and advise.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 02:22:43 PM
Did he say yes?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2021, 02:37:33 PM
He hasn't responded yet.
He's probably working up our yearly salary as we speak.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 16, 2021, 05:45:27 PMQuote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 16, 2021, 12:38:10 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2021, 06:20:26 PMAH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*
*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*
Nyet, ze meatloaf did grov vingz. *Ze meatloaf triez tae fly viz it'z nev vingz, but due tae it bein' a meatloaf, it'z entire body ztructure iz nae at av adapted fer zuccezzful aviation, und zae it juzt flutterz ze vingz und flopz a fev inchez*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 18, 2021, 06:02:22 PM
Tiz obviouz zat ze meatloaf cannae fly, even vhen it 'az vingz- ozervize ve vid zee more flyin' Buffalo...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 18, 2021, 06:10:20 PM
Well, it can go to the Levitating School, where Russa learned how to fly.
Quote from: Booklover on July 18, 2021, 06:10:31 PM
Can they fall but miss, though?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 18, 2021, 06:11:20 PM
Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 21, 2021, 10:20:04 AM
That will take a long time. D:Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 19, 2021, 03:15:48 PMTrue, but I usually prepay.
Well, obviously now that you're at an even 1,000, it would be pure heresy to change it. Like pumping gas and trying to land on an even dollar or gallon.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2021, 03:52:36 PM
Gah, you already messed it up!
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 10, 2021, 04:20:27 AM
Flib, for some reason.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 24, 2021, 11:02:46 PM
So my favorite sister reminds you of a soft-shelled turtle? How dare you!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 13, 2020, 02:10:29 PM
THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 13, 2020, 11:43:42 PM
*Throws a cup at Magatzu* PEOPLE ARE TRYNA DRINK HERE!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 14, 2020, 03:32:35 AM
*Throws my chocolate milk at Magatzu*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 14, 2020, 08:17:39 AMQuote from: Captain Wortshire on November 13, 2020, 02:10:29 PMk
THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 14, 2020, 10:44:04 AM
*Magatsu is hit by various drinking paraphernalia*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 12, 2021, 02:37:33 AM
Shame on you, Flib. We trusted you!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 12, 2021, 02:40:13 AM
Why are you speaking french
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 12, 2021, 05:39:09 AM
Because I can.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 12, 2021, 05:50:30 AM
*Is impressed.*
Quote from: Knight's Castle (from the Half Magic series"'Tis a sign! 'Tis witchcraft!" cried the third, in alarm. "A changeling boy out of Elfland left on our doorstep in his shift, pardie! What can it mean?"
"Don't be so superstitious, Lionel," said the first man. "More likely some scurvy Saxon trick. Be ye Saxon or Norman, boy? Parlez-vous français?"
"Non," said Roger, in one of the two French words he knew.
"Aha! What did I tell you? A Saxon spy!" cried the first man. "Quick! Hail him before our masters!"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 19, 2021, 12:23:49 AM
Operation toime... *Getz ze zurgical cuttin' equipment*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 19, 2021, 02:21:18 PM
That's mildly concerning.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 19, 2021, 04:19:16 PM
*Pullz oot a chainzav* Ach, vait...Zat'z taae zmav... *Getz a bigger vone*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 20, 2021, 10:15:47 PM
*puts this in the funny posts collection*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 03:10:18 PM
Hey, I'm just proud of her for using "Y'all".
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 23, 2021, 03:12:26 PM
Then why question her wisdom?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 03:14:22 PM
I'm not questioning her wisdom, I'm questioning her for her wisdom, 'cause I want to know the truths of this world.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 23, 2021, 03:23:59 PM
Ok then...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 05:28:13 PM
Thank you for understanding.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 23, 2021, 11:59:20 PM
*Does not understand* Er, Teer, I might have to borrow some of your wisdom...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 12:02:28 AMQuote from: Scott McLamok on September 23, 2021, 05:26:44 PMYou mean you're constantly surrounded by Otterbadger plushies?
This topic....Is like my life
Quote from: Flib BigboatQuote from: lass of something much on September 25, 2021, 01:11:41 AMOk, that just about takes the cake. :giggle:Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 07:32:16 PM
HA
*pours a cauldronful of s o u p over Lass's head, in a friendly manner*
...
*Dies in a friendly manner*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 15, 2021, 11:48:04 PM
This is the Cellars...Order is illegal
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 16, 2021, 01:32:49 AM
Your faaaace
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 01:34:41 AM
*Doesn't have a face* now that's just harrasment...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 16, 2021, 06:11:07 PMQuote from: Verdauga on October 16, 2021, 01:07:08 PM
*Revitalizes the goat.* I have several questions... *Shakes head.*
*Did nae appreciate bein' zhook*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 16, 2021, 07:39:04 PMIndeed.
I think you did that a long time ago.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 18, 2021, 03:36:46 AMMore indeedness.Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 16, 2021, 06:11:07 PMQuote from: Verdauga on October 16, 2021, 01:07:08 PM
*Revitalizes the goat.* I have several questions... *Shakes head.*
*Did nae appreciate bein' zhook*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 03:05:28 AM
*has achieved the rank of funi*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 05:37:08 PM
*Mr. Toad ztealz Kade'z car und tearz off doon ze road in it*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 22, 2021, 06:12:21 PM
Gotta warn ya, my Fiat 500 doesn't have much get up and go.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 23, 2021, 04:29:13 PM
*Ze 0'z come back fer a moment tae drop a zafe on Flib*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 23, 2021, 06:05:29 PM
Well now I'm dead. :(
Quote from: MeadowR on October 23, 2021, 10:18:32 PM
Poor Flib. :'(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 18, 2021, 07:51:36 PM
*Rises.*
Quote from: Booklover on October 18, 2021, 07:53:11 PM
Knew we shouldn't have let you have the yeast...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 25, 2021, 08:42:14 AM
Why is 2 + 2 4?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:16:32 PM
Because you were too lazy to add the equals sign. ;)
@Booklover:
Answer this question!!! If five people, seven hens, one goat, and a clock go up in an aeroplane, how many times will Dame Snap have shouted at them by the time they reach home? ;D
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2021, 02:28:56 AM
Have fun, Book!
Thought: the dentist is nice.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:18:30 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 03:34:57 AMWhat if Bookie is secretly pretending to be the nice dentist?
Thought: that last thought is oddly menacing, and I'm not sure why.
Quote from: Booklover on October 28, 2021, 08:10:47 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2021, 02:28:56 AM
Have fun, Book!
Thought: the dentist is nice.Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:18:30 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 03:34:57 AMWhat if Bookie is secretly pretending to be the nice dentist?
Thought: that last thought is oddly menacing, and I'm not sure why.
Quote from: Booklover on October 28, 2021, 08:07:37 PM
It would take a lot of pretending to be nice while poking around in people's mouths.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 08:14:07 PM
Some dentists don't even bother pretending.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 29, 2021, 08:13:58 PM*dies of laughter*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 31, 2021, 11:04:51 AM
That statement is actually false in most cases...
Quote from: Booklover on October 30, 2021, 08:36:45 PM
There's nothing revealed from the votes so far. Chicken, other (that we don't know, could be a joke, could be serious) and me not taking it seriously.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on October 30, 2021, 08:49:03 PM
'Other' was Flib's vote.
...Should I vote, who should I vote for, hmm...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 31, 2021, 01:58:13 AM
Vote for Other. He's cool.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 31, 2021, 02:12:34 AM
@Other
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 04:37:06 PMQuote from: Ally046 on October 30, 2021, 08:12:59 PMI did. Here, look:
Who voted first? :giggle:Spoiler
(https://postimg.cc/gxBnKsyB)[close]
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2021, 04:37:43 PM
These results are rather boring so far ::)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 05:01:02 PM
How dare you suggest that Other is boring? >:(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2021, 05:01:59 PM
Other is very boring when we don't know what is being typed in :P
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 04:03:00 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 04:00:56 AMQuote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 03:42:22 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 03:17:44 AMQuote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:03:53 AMNo. I have Guinness. -^-
WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?
HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:43:11 AMAnd you can't give what you don't have.
He can't have what he has no access to.
It's sad that you need classier gentlemen to give it to you.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 04:03:54 AM
Yes. I'll need to go find them somewhere else.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 04:04:47 AM
Yes you will.
For I am not a man, I am a boy.
Quote from: Booklover on November 01, 2021, 09:30:41 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 07:36:44 PMGood to know my evil plan to slowly turn you all into my minions is beginning to succeed.
Booklover's rubbin' off of me XD
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 10:09:34 PM
*is pleased Booklover thinks I'm clever enough to help her succeed*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 04:48:23 PM
This is the thread where Kade and Skarz are the same person: https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11711.0
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 07, 2018, 04:01:50 AM
Christmas music is awesome. I will stab you with a candy cane.
Quote from: Delthion on August 07, 2018, 04:48:31 AM
I will mutilate you with Christmas cheer.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 07, 2018, 06:06:15 AM
I will choke you with garland, Del.
Quote from: Delthion on August 07, 2018, 04:41:12 PM
I will beat you with a holly bush.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 07, 2018, 05:25:06 PM
I will stone you with ornaments.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 25, 2021, 05:35:50 PM
Jelly Babiez.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 25, 2021, 06:37:19 PM
*Is hugging a jelly baby who is swaddled in a blanket*....
.....
What about them?.....
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 27, 2021, 06:55:02 PM
Sanity is just an illusion created by insanity.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 29, 2021, 05:34:44 PM
It's also created when somebody enters a topic and forgets to throw the logic out the window.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 05:13:09 PM*salutes* @Ashleg You will be missed brother, semper fi!Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on October 30, 2021, 08:36:45 PM
There's nothing revealed from the votes so far. Chicken, other (that we don't know, could be a joke, could be serious) and me not taking it seriously.Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on October 30, 2021, 08:49:03 PM
'Other' was Flib's vote.
...Should I vote, who should I vote for, hmm...Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 31, 2021, 01:58:13 AM
Vote for Other. He's cool.Quote from: Ally046 on October 31, 2021, 02:12:34 AM
@OtherQuote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 04:37:06 PMQuote from: Ally046 on October 30, 2021, 08:12:59 PMI did. Here, look:
Who voted first? :giggle:Spoiler
(https://postimg.cc/gxBnKsyB)[close]Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2021, 04:37:43 PM
These results are rather boring so far ::)Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 01, 2021, 05:01:02 PM
How dare you suggest that Other is boring? >:(Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2021, 05:01:59 PM
Other is very boring when we don't know what is being typed in :P[close]
Aaaaaand I dug this up from an old but hilarious topic titled Ashie Legwater:Spoiler
Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 04:03:00 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 04:00:56 AMQuote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 17, 2017, 03:42:22 AMQuote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 03:17:44 AMQuote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:03:53 AMNo. I have Guinness. -^-
WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?
HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 03:43:11 AMAnd you can't give what you don't have.
He can't have what he has no access to.
It's sad that you need classier gentlemen to give it to you.Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2017, 04:03:54 AM
Yes. I'll need to go find them somewhere else.Quote from: Ashleg on August 17, 2017, 04:04:47 AM
Yes you will.
For I am not a man, I am a boy.[close]
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 27, 2021, 05:17:07 AM
Heh!Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 25, 2021, 05:35:50 PM
Jelly Babiez.Quote from: lass of something much on November 25, 2021, 06:37:19 PM
*Is hugging a jelly baby who is swaddled in a blanket*....
.....
What about them?.....
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 24, 2021, 11:17:12 PM
You mean Kade is the dentist? :o I thought he was a blacksmith!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2021, 12:56:11 AM
I am?
Quote from: Ally046 on November 25, 2021, 06:53:59 AM
Yes, he is both! >:D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 25, 2021, 09:14:45 PM
Skarzs is a blacksmith, silly chook.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2021, 06:03:33 AM
Not since... the incident.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 01:53:40 PM
What incident?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2021, 03:07:19 PM
The incident.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 27, 2021, 04:21:19 PM
@The Skarzs, WHAT INCIDENT?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 28, 2021, 02:16:48 AM
The dental key (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental_key) incident.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 28, 2021, 02:32:26 AM
Do tell, sir.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 28, 2021, 09:38:56 PM
Did you click on the link?
Quote from: Ally046 on November 29, 2021, 05:09:10 AM
Ya.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 29, 2021, 10:06:12 PM
So Skarzs invented the dental key...?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2021, 12:13:24 AM
Zae 'e'z actually a dentizt, zen, und kidnapped One-Eye?
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2021, 01:42:53 AM
@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Denist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 30, 2021, 01:46:29 AM
Wow. I admire your helpful disposition.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 02:45:59 AM
Thank you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 02:52:01 PM
He also gets to be classy as heck with a monocle now.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:37:13 PM
What was he called before he lost his eye?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 03:43:35 PM
Two-Eye.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:52:25 PM
Two-Eye? Sounds like he was supposed to have three eyes.
Quote from: Booklover on November 30, 2021, 05:15:12 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2021, 01:42:53 AMHe certainly needed glasses if his eyesight was that bad.
@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Denist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.
But why would dental keys improve eyesight?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2021, 08:01:02 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:37:13 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on November 30, 2021, 01:42:53 AMThis made me laugh out loud in the middle of my algebra class. What was he called before he lost his eye?
@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Dentist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.
Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 01, 2021, 03:19:43 AM
Verbatim. This is now canon.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2021, 02:22:02 PM
@Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III, why didn't you tell us your true name?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2021, 02:35:01 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 27, 2021, 02:05:56 AM
Ooh, nice! We have a floating floor thing that's got a wood pattern, as well as a section that's grey tile for the hearth.
Friggin' magic users think they're better than everybody else.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2021, 02:35:01 PMQuote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 27, 2021, 02:05:56 AM
Ooh, nice! We have a floating floor thing that's got a wood pattern, as well as a section that's grey tile for the hearth.
Friggin' magic users think they're better than everybody else.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:16:41 PMQuote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2021, 06:38:25 PMOh, does that mean you'll give us all free encyclopedias when you become Admin? ;DQuote from: Kade Rivok on December 22, 2021, 02:52:46 AMI will become Admin sooner than you all realize, and you will all learn the meaning of fear.
Indeed. My @My reign as begun.
Fear me and despair.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 17, 2021, 03:04:42 AM
Kade, I meant the NZ kind of biscuits
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 17, 2021, 04:59:01 PM
Both can be eaten with gravy, but it depends on personal taste.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 20, 2021, 02:30:28 PM
#rude
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2021, 01:04:44 AM
No, no, she's right. She's seen my true form.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 21, 2021, 01:14:14 AM
B-b-b-but your true form was a fully-cooked breadroll!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2021, 01:40:12 AM
If only that were true.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 21, 2021, 04:02:09 AM
*Ah, so pale then? I feel ya.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2021, 11:14:01 PM
*Rolls out the door*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 26, 2022, 07:05:05 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on January 25, 2022, 09:36:58 PMwait...Verd is my grandpapy?
Ded?! HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE! *Heimlich maneuver activates.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 26, 2022, 07:24:57 PM
Not dad, ded. Deceased. Un-alive.
Crazy boy.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 26, 2022, 05:21:32 AMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on January 24, 2022, 05:28:41 PMYou dare? I will personally execute you for such insolence
Scott doesn't seem very sad about it.Perhaps he had something to do with the Emperor's disappearance...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 26, 2022, 08:17:07 PM
Personal execution is just murder, Scottie.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 07, 2022, 04:38:28 PM*after some digging, pulls a pipe organ from the VoC and begins playing the Phantom of the Opera Overture*Spoiler
[close]
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 07, 2022, 06:23:09 PMZere vaz a ztory aboot a myzteriouz mazked man 'auntin' a talk zhov- tvaz called 'Ze Phantom O' Ze Oprah'.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 07, 2022, 07:57:07 PMI think I've read that... it sounds familiar.
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 08:20:29 PMThe phantom of the opera is here... inside my mind...
(It's a musical.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2022, 08:21:53 PM*Drops a chandelier on BL*
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 08:48:29 PM...is that a reference to Phantom of the Opera? I know almost nothing about it.
*dodges, then wonders about how often chandeliers fall (they wouldn't be used or made so fancily if they were likely to fall)*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2022, 08:50:27 PMIt was a reference :giggle:
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 07, 2022, 08:51:44 PMBesides falling chandeliers are fantastic booby traps.
Cleanup afterwards can be a hassle though...
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 08:52:02 PMI can't think of any references about references, but thinking is always a dangerous pastime.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 07, 2022, 08:55:35 PMUneasy is the head that wears the crown
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 07, 2022, 09:03:34 PMI'm occasionally uneasy while not wearing a crown.
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 09:04:39 PMBut are you always uneasy when wearing a crown?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 07, 2022, 09:06:46 PMThe last crown I wore was a Burger King crown, so yes.