So, here is a thread that lets you know if you are officially classified as crazy.
1: You are actually reading this topic.
2: You are actually wasting a moment of your life to write things to put on this list.
3: You sit in school and try to figure out how you can make a miniature longbow out of a pecil and a rubber band.
4: You can fluently speak gibberish.
5: You talk to yourself
6: You like mime jokes.
7: You spend an entire day contemplating the greatest question of all: Are We There Yet?
8: You like pet rats.
9: You have at least two pet rats sitting on your shoulder right now as you are reading this.
10: You shiver throughout the summer, and you sweat throughout the winter.
(by the way, I have done all of these things!)
11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich
12: You like to mix applesauce into your baked beans.
13: You dream of being abducted by aliens.
14: You have constructed a perfect, iron rplica of Samus Aran's Varia Suit.
15: You know how to speak Sparra, Highlander, Molespeech, Lizardspeak, and Pure Ferret all rolled in to one.
16: You INSIST that there is a large black raven that sits above your bed, saying "Quoth the raven, nevermore."
17: You scream in rage whenever someone tries to confiscate your staue of the Empire State Building that is constructed out of peanut butter and dust bunnies.
18 you dream at night that you get taken to 1600 japan and put in service for nobunaga oda or sakon shima
19 you wish u were a hare samurai in redwall
20 you stay up till 3 listening to 70s music
i have done all of those and number 11
Quote from: rakkety tams 1 fan on September 16, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich
That's not crazy, that's awesome!
21. You speak to your imaginary friend, Henry, constantly.
Quote from: Lily on September 16, 2011, 04:40:23 AM
Quote from: rakkety tams 1 fan on September 16, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich
That's not crazy, that's awesome!
21. You speak to your imaginary friend, Henry, constantly.
it was good but my family did call me crazy
22 you call your self the mushroom slayer cause there is mushrooms the size of your head that u beat
yes i did that today
23. You stay up late drawing pictures for a book your writing. But no any pictures. Cute little cartoon people with giant head.
i do that but they arnt cartoony i call them bobble head hobos lol
24. When a person of authority in the government etc. tells you thy you're crazy. Otherwise it's not official. Sorry, I just get annoyed when people say "officially" when it isn't actually official.
(Mad Maudie is always saying to me, 'You have gone officially crazy!' Just because I will randomly say something like 'Seventeen.')
25. You randomly say random numbers like 17 and 92.
(It IS official, by Redwaller standards)
26: You have huge drawings of marshmallows plastered all over yur bedroom.
27: You honestly believe in Morlocks, and you think that they are hunting you as we speak.
28: You pick up your cat and hold it to your ear, pretending it is a telephone, wherupon you start talking to it. (I did that this morning. My sister called me crazy.)
29. When you are convinced that you are the only sane person on earth......which I am!
Quote from: Redwall Musician on September 16, 2011, 03:03:06 PM
(Mad Maudie is always saying to me, 'You have gone officially crazy!' Just because I will randomly say something like 'Seventeen.')
25. You randomly say random numbers like 17 and 92.
That doesn't mean you're crazy! That only means you're random. Know how I know? I do that and I'm the only sane person on earth!
By the way, do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?
Musician's dictionary:
Seventeen means "Okay then".
423 (you get to figure out what THAT means!)
It means "why".
You figured it out! Congrats
30. Tiria's mum: Tiria, can you get the baking powder from the cupboard?
Tiria Wildlough: OK mum.
[Goes three metres towards the cupboard]
Tiria Wildlough: What was I supposed to be doing, again?
Yes, I am that crazy. XDD
31. When you start asking questions like 'Which was first called a drumstick, the thing you hit a drum with, or the chicken's leg?'
I have asked that too. XD
32: When you are obssessed with proving that the sky is, in fact, blue frosting, and the clouds are marshmallows.
33: When you freak out because someone stepped within ten feet of you.
34. When you spend hours trying to figure out what a sebegtsble is.
35. When you make an origami snake, name it Fred, and treat it like your very best friend.
36 you go aagh8yyjtgmnhgffthryjtgfhghjgfhjfhjytuyjgmchfjhggfyjfgnhfjloiuogbvdgfs
37: You will randomly scream while having a sensible conversation with someone.
38: You spend hours pondering a single question: "If a fly falls into holy water, is the water defiled, or the fly sanctified?"
39. When you spend ages figuring out a sensible answer to the above question.
(Actually, the water would be defiled, because the Bible says that dead flies can make a whole bottle of perfume stink. If dead flies can do that much, I suppose that holy water isn't much different, is it? :D)
40: When you have your signature posted in another language.
41: When you have a picture of a banana as your profile pic.
42: When you spent hours playing make believe in your bedroom. (I do!)
43. When you strive to think of something to post in this topic. XD
44: You are having a sensible conversation, and then suddenly you start going emoticon crazy. :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
45: You eat dandilion flowers, even tohugh they are poisonous, and you somehow survive without dying. (I did)
46 you eat petroleum jelly a gasoline based product and live and keep on eating eat
i have done that many of times it tastes good
47 you live on a farm
48 after reading a book you love for the first time you sit up all night thinking about it
49 your pool is never used cause it is green and nobody cares so in the heat of the summer which for us this year was 111 you have no pool
50 you can not think of anything else you are so crazy
41. You argue with a two year old.
I am guilty of that. If you ever get to talking with a talkative toddler and your yourself are stubborn, there will be lots of arguments.
42: You have built a life-sized replica of Redwall Abbey, despite the fact that it is bigger than your house.
43: You try to cram ten marshmallows into your mouth at once.
44: Your favorite quote is "The voices may not be real, but they have some great ideas."
45: You have been accused numerous times of raiding the toilet paper section of Wal-Mart...without paying for it.
LOL
46:You sit around all day, racking your brain over which way to sit on a chair.
47. You have an imaginary pet otter named Stormie. (I do.) ;D
48 you yell at a tree when you trip
ive done this
49 You talk to the wall and posters on your wall when you get bored
50 you think stony thoughts and pretend to be a stone
51 you execute all your toys when your set to your room after being falsely accused
(I've done all of these
52. You spend three whole days taking over the cellars with The Shade! (True story)
I've taken over the Cellars once with topics
53 shout out random words in gibbereish
Ushaba that is one of my favourite made up words of mine mainly because I made it up
54. Say weird all the time like Rewaller
55. Ye decided to revive ziz topic.
56. Ye zink zvimmin' viz ravenouz znappin' turtlez vid be fun (Guilty).
57. Ye ztart playin' viz different vayz ye can zay food namez vhile at ze grocery ztore (Alzae guilty, ah did it lazt night).
Quote from: Nightfire on September 19, 2011, 07:30:56 PM
40: When you have your signature posted in another language.
41: When you have a picture of a banana as your profile pic.
42: When you spent hours playing make believe in your bedroom. (I do!)
Not to revive a topic or anything, but oh dear.....I can't hide it any longer.
Quote from: Mad Maudie on September 23, 2011, 12:12:06 AM
49 your pool is never used cause it is green and nobody cares so in the heat of the summer which for us this year was 111 you have no pool
The Olympic swimming pool, in other words.
58: When you can't help but peek into this topic... ;D
69 (I'm serious, look at the page before this): when you sign up to this forum
70: when you reference things from a random website, such as the joys of defenestration wildcats
71: When you are guilty of at least 22 things in this thread, but can't remember which ones they are.
72: When you start a decimals problem and suddenly realise you haven't written anything for half an hour because you are wondering why the sky goes grey when it snows.
(I have done both these things.)
73: When you try to act sane.
74: When you when you
^^^I second this.
75: When you jump through a tooth's eye after having a dream of a codfish's fin. *Shivers*
76. When you get in a fight with someone a lot bigger than you and consequently lose.
(I did this two days ago.)
Oh shoot. That sounds like it would suck. :-\
I got some pretty bad bruises. But then, it proves I am crazy. ;D
77. When you keep seeing the same thing over and over again.
77. When you keep seeing the same thing over and over again.
77. When you keep seeing the same thing over and over again.
(Ikr, three times.) ;D