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Title: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 16, 2011, 12:18:52 AM
So, here is a thread that lets you know if you are officially classified as crazy.

1: You are actually reading this topic.
2: You are actually wasting a moment of your life to write things to put on this list.
3: You sit in school and try to figure out how you can make a miniature longbow out of a pecil and a rubber band.
4: You can fluently speak gibberish.
5: You talk to yourself
6: You like mime jokes.
7: You spend an entire day contemplating the greatest question of all: Are We There Yet?
8: You like pet rats.
9: You have at least two pet rats sitting on your shoulder right now as you are reading this.
10: You shiver throughout the summer, and you  sweat throughout the winter.

(by the way, I have done all of these things!)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rakkety tam on September 16, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 16, 2011, 12:39:50 AM
12: You like to mix applesauce into your baked beans.
13: You dream of being abducted by aliens.
14: You have constructed a perfect, iron rplica of Samus Aran's Varia Suit.
15: You know how to speak Sparra, Highlander, Molespeech, Lizardspeak, and Pure Ferret all rolled in to one.
16: You INSIST that there is a large black raven that sits above your bed, saying "Quoth the raven, nevermore."
17: You scream in rage whenever someone tries to confiscate your staue of the Empire State Building that is constructed out of peanut butter and dust bunnies.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rakkety tam on September 16, 2011, 12:45:26 AM
18 you dream at night that you get taken to 1600 japan and put in service for nobunaga oda or sakon shima
19 you wish u were a hare samurai in redwall
20 you stay up till 3 listening to 70s music

i have done all of those and number 11
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Lily on September 16, 2011, 04:40:23 AM
Quote from: rakkety tams 1 fan on September 16, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich

That's not crazy, that's awesome!

21. You speak to your imaginary friend, Henry, constantly.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rakkety tam on September 16, 2011, 04:49:49 AM
Quote from: Lily on September 16, 2011, 04:40:23 AM
Quote from: rakkety tams 1 fan on September 16, 2011, 12:26:54 AM
11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich

That's not crazy, that's awesome!

21. You speak to your imaginary friend, Henry, constantly.

it was good but my family did call me crazy

22 you call your self the mushroom slayer cause there is mushrooms the size of your head that u beat

yes i did that today

Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Redwall Musician on September 16, 2011, 05:08:32 AM
23. You stay up late drawing pictures for a book your writing.  But no any pictures. Cute little cartoon people with giant head.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rakkety tam on September 16, 2011, 05:42:43 AM
i do that but they arnt cartoony i call them bobble head hobos lol
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: DanielofRedwall on September 16, 2011, 10:43:44 AM
24. When a person of authority in the government etc. tells you thy you're crazy. Otherwise it's not official. Sorry, I just get annoyed when people say "officially" when it isn't actually official.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Redwall Musician on September 16, 2011, 03:03:06 PM
(Mad Maudie is always saying to me, 'You have gone officially crazy!' Just because I will randomly say something like 'Seventeen.')

25. You randomly say random numbers like 17 and 92.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 16, 2011, 05:03:37 PM
(It IS official, by Redwaller standards)

26: You have huge drawings of marshmallows plastered all over yur bedroom.
27: You honestly believe in Morlocks, and you think that they are hunting you as we speak.
28: You pick up your cat and hold it to your ear, pretending it is a telephone, wherupon you start talking to it. (I did that this morning. My sister called me crazy.)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Icefire on September 17, 2011, 12:40:13 AM
29. When you are convinced that you are the only sane person on earth......which I am!

Quote from: Redwall Musician on September 16, 2011, 03:03:06 PM
(Mad Maudie is always saying to me, 'You have gone officially crazy!' Just because I will randomly say something like 'Seventeen.')

25. You randomly say random numbers like 17 and 92.
That doesn't mean you're crazy! That only means you're random. Know how I know? I do that and I'm the only sane person on earth!

By the way, do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Redwall Musician on September 17, 2011, 12:43:29 AM
Musician's dictionary:
Seventeen means "Okay then".
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Icefire on September 17, 2011, 12:44:54 AM
423 (you get to figure out what THAT means!)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Redwall Musician on September 17, 2011, 12:47:34 AM
It means "why".
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Icefire on September 17, 2011, 12:55:30 AM
You figured it out! Congrats
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 17, 2011, 07:25:15 AM
30. Tiria's mum: Tiria, can you get the baking powder from the cupboard?
Tiria Wildlough: OK mum.
[Goes three metres towards the cupboard]
Tiria Wildlough: What was I supposed to be doing, again?

Yes, I am that crazy. XDD

31. When you start asking questions like 'Which was first called a drumstick, the thing you hit a drum with, or the chicken's leg?'

I have asked that too. XD
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 17, 2011, 03:44:49 PM
32: When you are obssessed with proving that the sky is, in fact, blue frosting, and the clouds are marshmallows.
33: When you freak out because someone stepped within ten feet of you.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 18, 2011, 07:06:33 AM
34. When you spend hours trying to figure out what a sebegtsble is.
35. When you make an origami snake, name it Fred, and treat it like your very best friend.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rakkety tam on September 18, 2011, 09:40:10 PM
36 you go aagh8yyjtgmnhgffthryjtgfhghjgfhjfhjytuyjgmchfjhggfyjfgnhfjloiuogbvdgfs
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 19, 2011, 01:38:55 AM
37: You will randomly scream while having a sensible conversation with someone.
38: You spend hours pondering a single question: "If a fly falls into holy water, is the water defiled, or the fly sanctified?"
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 19, 2011, 07:55:20 AM
39. When you spend ages figuring out a sensible answer to the above question.
(Actually, the water would be defiled, because the Bible says that dead flies can make a whole bottle of perfume stink. If dead flies can do that much, I suppose that holy water isn't much different, is it? :D)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 19, 2011, 07:30:56 PM
40: When you have your signature posted in another language.
41: When you have a picture of a banana as your profile pic.
42: When you spent hours playing make believe in your bedroom. (I do!)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on September 22, 2011, 07:48:50 AM
43. When you strive to think of something to post in this topic. XD
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 22, 2011, 03:32:34 PM
44: You are having a sensible conversation, and then suddenly you start going emoticon crazy.  :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
45: You eat dandilion flowers, even tohugh they are poisonous, and you somehow survive without dying. (I did)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rakkety tam on September 22, 2011, 05:28:18 PM
46 you eat petroleum jelly a gasoline based product and live and keep on eating eat


i have done that many of times it tastes good
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Mad Maudie on September 23, 2011, 12:12:06 AM
47 you live on a farm
48  after reading a book you love for the first time you sit up all night thinking about it
49 your pool is never used cause it is green and nobody cares so in the heat of the summer which for us this year was 111 you have no pool
50 you can not think of anything else you are so crazy
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Redwall Musician on September 23, 2011, 04:43:06 AM
41. You argue with a two year old.

I am guilty of that. If you ever get to talking with a talkative toddler and your yourself are stubborn, there will be lots of arguments.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Nightfire on September 23, 2011, 02:53:39 PM
42: You have built a life-sized replica of Redwall Abbey, despite the fact that it is bigger than your house.
43: You try to cram ten marshmallows into your mouth at once.
44: Your favorite quote is "The voices may not be real, but they have some great ideas."
45: You have been accused numerous times of raiding the toilet paper section of Wal-Mart...without paying for it.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Taggerung The Otter on November 07, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
LOL
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Plugg Firetail on November 07, 2011, 05:33:37 PM
46:You sit around all day, racking your brain over which way to sit on a chair.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 11, 2011, 06:07:33 AM
47. You have an imaginary pet otter named Stormie. (I do.) ;D
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: eualaia on December 11, 2011, 06:26:48 AM
48  you yell at a tree when you trip


ive done this
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rachel25 on August 14, 2013, 11:43:20 AM
49 You talk to the wall and posters on your wall when you get bored
50 you think stony thoughts and pretend to be a stone
51 you execute all your toys when your set to your room after being falsely accused
(I've done all of these
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Faiyloe on August 14, 2013, 11:54:52 AM
52. You spend three whole days taking over the cellars with The Shade! (True story) 
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: rachel25 on August 14, 2013, 11:58:18 AM
I've taken over the Cellars once with topics
53 shout out random words in gibbereish
Ushaba that is one of my favourite made up words of mine mainly because I made it up 
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Vilu Daskar on August 14, 2013, 05:12:10 PM
54. Say weird all the time like Rewaller
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 14, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
55. Ye decided to revive ziz topic.
56. Ye zink zvimmin' viz ravenouz znappin' turtlez vid be fun (Guilty).
57. Ye ztart playin' viz different vayz ye can zay food namez vhile at ze grocery ztore (Alzae guilty, ah did it lazt night).
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Verdauga on December 27, 2019, 04:39:06 PM
Quote from: Nightfire on September 19, 2011, 07:30:56 PM
40: When you have your signature posted in another language.
41: When you have a picture of a banana as your profile pic.
42: When you spent hours playing make believe in your bedroom. (I do!)
Not to revive a topic or anything, but oh dear.....I can't hide it any longer.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Booklover on December 27, 2019, 04:43:07 PM
Quote from: Mad Maudie on September 23, 2011, 12:12:06 AM
49 your pool is never used cause it is green and nobody cares so in the heat of the summer which for us this year was 111 you have no pool
The Olympic swimming pool, in other words.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on December 27, 2019, 04:51:39 PM
58: When you can't help but peek into this topic...  ;D
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Booklover on December 27, 2019, 04:57:17 PM
69 (I'm serious, look at the page before this): when you sign up to this forum
70: when you reference things from a random website, such as the joys of defenestration wildcats
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Flib Bigboat on January 28, 2021, 03:28:11 PM
71: When you are guilty of at least 22 things in this thread, but can't remember which ones they are.
72: When you start a decimals problem and suddenly realise you haven't written anything for half an hour because you are wondering why the sky goes grey when it snows.
(I have done both these things.)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on January 28, 2021, 05:53:59 PM
73: When you try to act sane.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on January 28, 2021, 06:19:10 PM
74: When you when you
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on January 28, 2021, 06:21:18 PM
^^^I second this.

75: When you jump through a tooth's eye after having a dream of a codfish's fin. *Shivers*
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Flib Bigboat on January 28, 2021, 06:23:15 PM
76. When you get in a fight with someone a lot bigger than you and consequently lose.
(I did this two days ago.)
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on January 28, 2021, 06:23:50 PM
Oh shoot. That sounds like it would suck.  :-\
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Flib Bigboat on January 28, 2021, 06:25:03 PM
I got some pretty bad bruises. But then, it proves I am crazy.  ;D
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Booklover on January 28, 2021, 08:23:28 PM
77. When you keep seeing the same thing over and over again.
77. When you keep seeing the same thing over and over again.
77. When you keep seeing the same thing over and over again.
Title: Re: How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy
Post by: Flib Bigboat on January 28, 2021, 08:38:11 PM
(Ikr, three times.)  ;D