Oh how deep in sorrow,
The sadly soul am I,
That on this lately nighttime morn,
I'm the only one to bear in mind.
Surrounded by the brainless,
Lurking about on every tale,
No one is there to spark light with,
Nor is there chatter such as the Nightingale.
Such worry, and woe have I brought upon myself,
To sit here alone in the darkness sweep.
The only way of vast escape,
Is to shut the exit door and drift off to sleep.
GET BEEEEEYYYYNNNNNNBLAAAADEESSSS.
I didn't wake up until twenty minutes ago.
Or when NO ONE ELSE IS POSTING. ;)
Cool poem Gonffy. :))
Gonff, you're great. :D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 17, 2016, 12:39:07 AM
Or when NO ONE ELSE IS POSTING. ;)
Cool poem Gonffy. :))
I'm currently posting. Right here.
@Banya and
@Cornflower MM: When I say I so nothing, this is what I mean. Just writing poems at 1 in the morning. Pretty average stuff for me.
That's probably why there's no one on.
Tryin' to sneak past (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A&list=PLG8Ocm_VbmU7wIAFsFWmIelIjsLKAFohX&index=2) all the lurkers.
._.
Oh, lookit! Just me and Galli on now! It's gettin' close!
I WAS MAKING DINNER! AND EATING IT! AND THEN DOING THE DISHES!
I just woke up and am trying to understand the crazy dreams I just had. :P
Do tell.
Guys, it's not even midnight and I'm the only on. Guess I'm leaving a bit early then!
Gone all day again. Will be again tomorrow.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on June 27, 2016, 05:50:59 AM
Guys, it's not even midnight and I'm the only on. Guess I'm leaving a bit early then!
Nine minutes to midnight is close enough, I was asleep.
I think I see a tumbleweed.
Severe lull here the last few days.
I know :-\
What to do... what to do.... hmm, maybe I could create another thread for my army to bring Cellars chaos....
Hmmmmmm, maybe I could.... maybe......................... I got nothing.
That's inspiring.
Truly it is.
You could pull a prank on the forum. Everyone would panic, find out it's just a prank, then realize just how much they would miss the forum, drawing them closer than ever. Our activity might just improve :D Terrify them. Rip their joy out and crush it. Make them scared of losing this forum. Do it, James. Embrace the dark side - I mean.... do it for the community! Bring happiness and joy!
There's an idea.
You could make it so that no one can log out of their account or open any other windows. I'm sure there's a way. ;D
I don't know about that. But I do have other options.
Terrifying.
Want a demo?
Sure.
Done. Let me know how you like it. (I haven't tested it myself, so you're the first person to see this in action here.)
(Update: Gave it to Tester to see how it works. It's fun.)
Oh.... Oh no ;D
Let me know when you want me to turn it off and I'll do that for you.
As entertaining as this is, I'm having a hard time doing anything. :P
I can see this scaring a lot of people ;D
Are you able to fix it?
Absolutely. I can turn it on and off for individual people. (It was only active for you and Tester.)
Cool, that was weird :P
It's part of a mod I downloaded a while back.
Wut.
;D
So, what do you think of the theme variants?
I couldn't find them, tell me how so they'll magically appear.
Profile > Look & Layout > Current Theme: Core (Change). There should be a drop-down menu you can pick one of three options from.
You might be able to click this link to go there, too. (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?action=theme;sa=pick;)
Amazing, it has appeared.
Just you and me, Galli.
Stuff to do IRL. Too much to do.
The forum has seemed slow today.
Yes it has.
/me throws himself off a cliff, bounces on a trampoline, and gets snatched out of the sky by a passing Lurkerbird.
*throws a water balloon at Groddil*
ROSIE YOU INSENSITIVE LITTLE SO-AND-SO! YEAH, KINDA GETTING EATEN UP HERE BY THE LURKERBIRD! YOU COULD HELP, BUT OH NO! YOU HAD TO THROW A WATER BALLOON AT ME! NOW I'M SOAKED AS WELL AS DYING! OH THE HUMANITY!
:P
/me kicks the Lurkerbird roughly, falling out of its mouth.
/me lands on the trampoline again.
/me throws a Poison Gas balloon at Rosie.
*gets turned into a puddle by poison* Thaanks a lott
You people sure are active today.
Why. Are. We. The. Only. Three. People. Online. At. This. Time. Of. Day?
/me punctuates his words with headbangs into a brick wall, until his face is turned into mush.
This. Is. So. Boring. Where's. Ashleg?
*Is a puddle so does not know*
Any new ideas?
For what?
Well, I don't have any ideas, per say, but I will PM you with something strange I noticed.
Who said it was only you three Groddil? *Giggles with insanity*
For some reason I can't imagine Gonff giggling :P
It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.
/me throws an echidna at Gonff.
EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 20, 2016, 12:41:23 AM
For some reason I can't imagine Gonff giggling :P
Neither can I... ;D
Quote from: Groddil on July 20, 2016, 12:41:58 AM
It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.
/me throws an echidna at Gonff.
EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.
Oh, I know proper grammar. Thank you for the lesson though. Oh, and take back your hedgehog knock-off. *Throws it back at Groddil*
Echidnas are nothing like hedgehogs. They're far more amazing.
/me pats the echidna.
Why? Because they're one of the few Aussie animals that won't kill you. Probably.
/me raises its spikes.
Oop, he's agitated, guys. Better get rid of him.
/me throws the echidna at Gonff.
Quote from: Groddil on July 20, 2016, 12:41:58 AM
It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.
/me throws an echidna at Gonff.
EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.
Why does my state of health matter?
Quote from: Sagetip on July 20, 2016, 12:52:27 AM
Quote from: Groddil on July 20, 2016, 12:41:58 AM
It was, Gonff the Mouselurker. It. WAS. Past-tense.
/me throws an echidna at Gonff.
EDIT: Sagetip is alive, guys.
Why does my state of health matter?
Lurking and being offline is dangerous for your health. You will get PP-ed, and you can do nothing to stop it.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 20, 2016, 12:47:46 AM
Oh, I know proper grammar. Thank you for the lesson though. Oh, and take back your hedgehog knock-off. *Throws it back at Groddil*
I thought you were talking about me :P
/me dozes softly on top of a large icicle.
"Wha-who-Ashleg. Snnnoooorrrrkkkk...in-In-IN...ACTIVITY!"
/me is impaled.
/me gets quite annoyed by the fact he is impaled.
I am posting.
Hi posting I'm Gonff.
Greetings puny mortals! I am Lunar Stellaris!
Quote from: Sagetip on July 20, 2016, 03:56:02 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 20, 2016, 03:54:28 AM
Hi posting I'm Gonff.
Dad, I told you to stay off the forums.
Son, I am going to be on here whether you like it or not! Ever since I heard that Beavers are now Death-Defying, I ain't leaving you here alone. Those fools have ruined way too many of my bird houses. Now my shotgun won't be enough.
Don't you mean the squirrels dad?
Have you been into the mystery meat again?
*Slams fist on table*
No son, I KNOW it was those Beavers. Look at those toothmarks boy, look at 'em!
*Throws nibbled bird house at Sage*
Now, I don't know what its that SPAM can, but it tastes mighty fine.
I think it's time for your nap.
Typos, dad.
I ain't sleepin' 'till we put a couple good shots through those beavers!
*Start shooting shotgun rapidly in the air*
That only holds seven or eight shots at the most, depending on the size rounds you have.
And the massive recoil means that you wouldn't be firing really fast...
Demolition Ranch would disagree.
Well this isn't Demolition Ranch, buddy.
*fires laser into air*
Skarz and Sagetip
This paragraph from Wikipedia seems to ruin all of your statements
The Auto Assault-12 (AA-12), originally designed and known as the Atchisson Assault Shotgun, is a shotgun developed in 1972 by Maxwell Atchisson. The most prominent feature is reduced recoil. The current 2005 version has been developed over 18 years since the patent was sold to Military Police Systems, Inc. The original design was the basis of several later weapons, including the USAS-12 combat shotgun. The weapon is fully automatic only but fires at a rate of 300 rounds per minute, making it possible to fire one round at a time with brief trigger pulls. It is fed from either an 8-shell box magazine, or a 20- or 32-shell drum magazine.
That's a military grade weapon, which makes it unlikely for Gonff to be wielding it in his house.
He could be referring to the traditional double barrel, but that wouldn't make sense, since he's firing off several rounds, without reloading. Besides the fact that a double barrel shotgun isn't exactly rapid fire, that means he's probably using one of the Winchester models.
(http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server5100/7g4m0/products/106898/images/546296/P1680485__11317.1413404939.1280.1280.JPG?c=2)
Mate, this is the cellars. Nobody cares that Gonff having it doesn't make sense, because he'll darn well get his grubby little mitts on it anyway.
I was simply keeping it real.
Quote from: Groddil on July 20, 2016, 10:15:38 PM
Skarz and Sagetip
This paragraph from Wikipedia seems to ruin all of your statements
The Auto Assault-12 (AA-12), originally designed and known as the Atchisson Assault Shotgun, is a shotgun developed in 1972 by Maxwell Atchisson. The most prominent feature is reduced recoil. The current 2005 version has been developed over 18 years since the patent was sold to Military Police Systems, Inc. The original design was the basis of several later weapons, including the USAS-12 combat shotgun. The weapon is fully automatic only but fires at a rate of 300 rounds per minute, making it possible to fire one round at a time with brief trigger pulls. It is fed from either an 8-shell box magazine, or a 20- or 32-shell drum magazine.
Oh, I know about the AA-12. That beauty is only outdone by. . . Several things. But it's still amazing!
*Gets grubby little mitts on a big ol' shotgun which can shoot however many shots I want it to*
Right you are Groddil. Now, does that look like squirrel bites to you? Huh? HUH?
You tell me.
(http://www.websophist.com/SquirrelMusclesOO.jpg)
/me snores.
I've posted plenty. You all just don't want to respond.
Oh come on, guys. I'm offline for six hours or so and this is what you do?
*Sits quietly in a corner drinking Dr. Pepper*
Dr. Pepper, drink Dr. Pepper!
I'm a pepper, you're a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?
/me bumps topic.
Why aren't there many posts today? :P
Posts have been low for the past while.
Well, the last three days were 380+ posts each. That's not bad.
Okay now I'm scared. It is only me and Delthion on right now and that's not good :P
Weddings to plan! ;D
Wait what!?
Just trying to get exactly that reaction out of you! ;D ;D
You know me too well :P
I know everyone too well... ;D ;D ;D
One question, Have you ever planned your own wedding? :P
No. That would be a little strange... ;D ;D
apparently a lot of little girls do plan their weddings.
I was not one of them. When I was little, I did not want to get married. So much so, that in 3rd grade when I was assigned the main role in a play (the bride) I threw a fit until they gave me a lesser role, which did not include getting married.
I actually have some ideas for what a wedding of mine might be like, but it's pretty moot; I don't plan or expect that'll happen with me.
Planned my wedding? I can't even imagine being in a relationship, so getting married is seeming like developing lightspeed travel.
Quote from: Delthion on July 30, 2016, 08:05:41 PM
Weddings to plan! ;D
This is hilarious ;D
But no, never planned a wedding before. Heck, I think I've only been to two anyway.
I've been in wedding parties. It's fun.
It was once my ambition to carry the wedding rings upon a velvet pillow to the bride and groom, trailed by a flower girl.
That dream was crushed by life. And puberty.
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37700000/Big-Hero-6-Voice-Actor-Recording-Sessions-big-hero-6-37710381-245-200.gif)
Quote from: Sagetip on July 31, 2016, 02:54:43 AM
It was once my ambition to carry the wedding rings upon a velvet pillow to the bride and groom, trailed by a flower girl.
That dream was crushed by life. And [wolverine]rty.
I've been a ring-bearer before! Soren's been a flower boy apparently. ;D (Anyone remember that?) ;D
Quote from: Delthion on July 31, 2016, 04:58:55 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on July 31, 2016, 02:54:43 AM
It was once my ambition to carry the wedding rings upon a velvet pillow to the bride and groom, trailed by a flower girl.
That dream was crushed by life. And [wolverine]rty.
I've been a ring-bearer before! Soren's been a flower boy apparently. ;D (Anyone remember that?) ;D
Oh my gosh, yes! That was amazing!
/me has no memory of that. :P
It's been a slow day today on the forum.
@Delthion Shut up ;D
New Mafia game coming up soon
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 31, 2016, 06:20:14 AM
Quote from: Delthion on July 31, 2016, 04:58:55 AM
Quote from: Sagetip on July 31, 2016, 02:54:43 AM
It was once my ambition to carry the wedding rings upon a velvet pillow to the bride and groom, trailed by a flower girl.
That dream was crushed by life. And [wolverine]rty.
I've been a ring-bearer before! Soren's been a flower boy apparently. ;D (Anyone remember that?) ;D
Oh my gosh, yes! That was amazing!
When was that?
See the Funny Post collection, around page three or so I think.
Slow day today.
/me drinks some blorange juice.
Blood orange juice?
Yup.
I've never seen that sold before, but I believe it. Is it better than regular orange juice?
Quote from: Skarzs on August 09, 2016, 04:58:25 AM
I've never seen that sold before, but I believe it. Is it better than regular orange juice?
It is, actually. It's a bit sweeter than regular orange juice, but there's a carbonated version that tastes sublime.
Ooh, that sounds good.
I'm aloooooone!
I wasn't on my phone last night. Decided I should finish Life of Pi in one go.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 09, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
I'm aloooooone!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Pmw5wF2IOPE1q/giphy.gif)
Quote from: Groddil on August 09, 2016, 05:04:21 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 09, 2016, 04:58:25 AM
I've never seen that sold before, but I believe it. Is it better than regular orange juice?
It is, actually. It's a bit sweeter than regular orange juice, but there's a carbonated version that tastes sublime.
I see what you did there.
I think that was unintentional.
With Groddil such things are never unintentional! ;D
The posts are winding down...
I've been at church half the day so I'm still trying to catch up on all of them.
Quote from: Kitsune on August 29, 2016, 03:20:32 AM
The posts are winding down...
Too busy making the [blank], aka the secret thing.
@Skarzs: I see. :P
I suppose all the good children are in bed at this hour. :P
It feels like this has been the slowest posting day in history.
Well, we already have 252 (make that 253 ;)) posts today. That's a step up from the 27th when we had 193, and leaps and bounds above the 7th, when we had 91.
What is the slowest posting day in history James?
In the history of the Loamhedge forum, not counting the first day or the days where it overlapped with the real forum, the winner looks like May 1st, with no new topics, 39 posts, and a peak of only 20 people viewing at a time all day.
In the history of the original forum... give me some time to look that one up.
From the stats I have (that go up to 12/31/2014), and not counting the first month when the forum was getting set up, it looks like Christmas Day 2011 is the most likely candidate, with 2 new topics and 41 posts.
On the other end of the spectrum, the most active single day recorded for the Redwall forum was July 17th, 2012, with 11 new topics and 1,268 posts; our peak so far here is August 18th, with 2 new topics and 676 posts.
This is discouraging.
Quite.
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 29, 2016, 06:24:39 PM
In the history of the Loamhedge forum, not counting the first day or the days where it overlapped with the real forum, the winner looks like May 1st, with no new topics, 39 posts, and a peak of only 20 people viewing at a time all day.
Uck, I remember that day. So boring.
Quote from: Groddil on August 30, 2016, 03:33:07 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 29, 2016, 06:24:39 PM
In the history of the Loamhedge forum, not counting the first day or the days where it overlapped with the real forum, the winner looks like May 1st, with no new topics, 39 posts, and a peak of only 20 people viewing at a time all day.
Uck, I remember that day. So boring.
I don't even know if I got on that day...
I just looked it up to find that I had but a single post that day. Anyone care to guess the subject? ::)
(http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/ab1f0f6f-06ca-4a30-8e62-b16db0c2ea9d/8e0f9f45-f0a1-40a5-878f-cd5d2b4179fd.jpg)
My mom looked over and saw the picture and was like "My chemical something."
Quote from: Skarzs on August 30, 2016, 05:29:56 AM
My mom looked over and saw the picture and was like "My chemical something."
You got a cool mom.
Yeah, she's fun.
All around me are familiar faces...
Worn out places...
FINALLY!! A SONG THAT I KNOW!!! ;D
Worn out faces...
Doesn't it repeat that line?
Worn out fa-a-aces...
Nobody's posting...what a shame! Nobody's posting, and I am bored as can be! ;D
Make a haiku to entertain yourself ;D
I don't know how to make haikus, but I can make random poetry! ;D But I shan't! ;D
I can serenade you until you're not bored anymore ;D
I won't be bored, I'll have died of boredom. ;D
Salt-water factory update:
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 02, 2016, 01:11:24 AM
Nobody's posting...what a shame! Nobody's posting, and I am bored as can be! ;D
Quote from: Ashleg on September 02, 2016, 02:07:21 AM
Quote from: Delthion on September 02, 2016, 01:11:24 AM
Nobody's posting...what a shame! Nobody's posting, and I am bored as can be! ;D
@Ashleg: Just you wait. I'll post all right...
@Ashleg: Part 1 of We Happy Few is done. Go read it.
Whoops, I double posted.
Whoops, I triple posted.
:U
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 02, 2016, 01:21:31 AM
I can serenade you until you're not bored anymore ;D
*Gasp.* Is this. . . ROSTHION?!
Quote from: Skarzs on September 02, 2016, 04:39:49 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 02, 2016, 01:21:31 AM
I can serenade you until you're not bored anymore ;D
*Gasp.* Is this. . . ROSTHION?!
The shippers most shippiest ship just reshipped to ship with half of the ship including the shipper and the shipee.
Quote from: Delthion on September 02, 2016, 01:18:47 AM
I don't know how to make haikus, but I can make random poetry! ;D But I shan't! ;D
A haiku, for you Del, titled "Homewreaker"
Del can't write haikus
That really is quite a shame
I hope he learns soon
/me bows
HAH HAH HA!
Skarzs, for once a ship hasn't backfired on you yet! ;D
Y'all need to post some. I'm getting tired of clicking "Who's Online" an infinite number of times!
I'd think 327 posts should be enough for you.
*Is confused*
That might be the post count for the day.
Pretty quiet today.
Aye.
Working. Again.
I SHALL NOW SERENADE DEL!
My Love Song
Cool music.
I'm the only one on so i feel obligated to post here.
A LITTLE HARD TO BE ON WHEN I'M SLEEPING.
you can sleep when youre dead
I'll be dead sooner if I don't sleep, and then I won't be able to get on at all.
Guyz, wher u b?
SO!
I guess I'll just sleep then.
That's YOUR opinion.
Have to go to work.
It's been quiet for the last few days. Maybe Del should make another wedding thread ;D
I think that if I did the entire world would pick-up pitchforks and torches and knock on my door. ;D
Yep.
With Skarzs at their head... ;D
I would be the crowd.
True, killing everything in his path with the might of his abs. ;D
Mhm.
Seriously. Nothing's gonna happen if nobody does nothin'...
I wish I had the mental capacity to post in the RPs I'm in, but I've got so much going on that choosing what I spend my time on is torture!
Wow, there has been an appalling lack of posts today...
And I know she'll be the death of me, at least we'll both be numb
And she'll always get the best of me, the worst is yet to come
But at least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young
This I know, (yeah) this I know
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 18, 2016, 02:40:12 AM
Wow, there has been an appalling lack of posts today...
I was at something very important today. Sorry for preparing for my future. :P
/me yawns.
FIRST TIME I'VE BEEN ON SINCE THE 27TH.
Welcome back. ^_^/
Ohai.
I made an unofficial Treasure Planet Cast list, you all should go see it. ;D
That's in Combine the Members?
Nope! It's here. (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?topic=875.0)
Also I've made a Les Mis cast list for all to see. :D
I'm afraid I don't know the series so I don't know why you chose the character you had portraying me. But cool.
Quote from: Skarzs on October 04, 2016, 03:13:58 PM
I'm afraid I don't know the series so I don't know why you chose the character you had portraying me. But cool.
It's not a series it's a film based off the 19th century book by Victor HugoSame, I've never even seen any of it, and barely remember reading it.
I've posted a lot even though I'm in school, what's everyone else's excuse? :P ;)
I was hanging out with a letter of the alphabet, but now I'm on here. :P
V? ;)
I think he's more of a vowel guy... ;D
DON'T TELL ME YOU BROKE UP WITH V
@SØREN
Nah, but she has got 21 letters ahead of her...
>.>
A's pretty cool, but she's got a pretty big head because of GPAs- she's much in demand. E, on the other hand, is really clingy and has self esteem issues, because they left her out of the grades entirely.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 04, 2016, 05:48:10 PM
A's pretty cool, but she's got a pretty big head because of GPAs- she's much in demand. E, on the other hand, is really clingy and has self esteem issues, because they left her out of the grades entirely.
Say hello to Repmujeert Redlyw, everyone- The crazy side of Wylder.
Quote from: Kitsune on October 04, 2016, 04:44:35 PM
I've posted a lot even though I'm in school, what's everyone else's excuse? :P ;)
I doubt anyone's boss will allow them to do so while they're working.
Quote from: Skarzs on October 04, 2016, 08:42:36 PM
Say hello to Repmujeert Redlyw, everyone
The infamous, at your service, sirs. *gives an elegant, sweeping bow*
And while my name my sound Indian, I promise, I am no such thing. I am a blue-blooded Nacirema.
(P.S. Stay away from Y- she's got split personality disorder. She can't decide if she's a vowel or a consonant. It's real frustrating and confusing)
•_•
Stop trying to steal my faces, Soren.
I is too self-centered.
O lives in a state of constant surprise; she never gets used to anything. It's cute at first, but it wears quickly.
What about Z? There's an interesting letter for you! ;D
Aye, she's a bit quirky. Really shy as well, you hardly ever see her. Still, she's less of a recluse than X.
Q and U are best friends, you hardly ever see them apart. Of course, that can be a real drag on their other relationships.
Also, be careful: E, O, N, M, and L have twins that show up often.
Doesn't S also have a twin?
Ah, yes, I forgot about her. Some of the other letters have twins as well, but they rarely show up.
Now, if Y has a split personality, what about V? :D
V is a solid consonant. Nothing split there. Quite reclusive, though, similar to many of the letters towards the end of the alphabet.
What about the dotted letters? i and j?
Quote from: Delthion on October 06, 2016, 03:44:43 AM
What about the dotted letters? i and j?
Their heads are up in the sky. When they grow up they'll come back down to reality.
/me is wishing he just used a placeholder name this whole time ::)
/me is glad he didn't. This is quite entertaining.
I'm dragging up topics to spur more posts.
Maybe I can make some incentive by saying something trendy or controversial.
The forum feels like anc abandoned world when I'm the only one on. Pages upon pages of history for a single website in a galaxy where there are billions.
:'(
Forum = Jakku.
I need to get back into the RPs. . .
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on November 06, 2016, 04:32:12 AM
The forum feels like anc abandoned world when I'm the only one on. Pages upon pages of history for a single website in a galaxy where there are billions.
Billionz und billionz...
Makin' dinner. . .
Quote from: Sagetip on November 07, 2016, 11:41:01 PM
Forum = Jakku.
And whatever member, staff, Guest, DDB war occurred has left its remains everywhere. That or after the original one crashed
#JamesisUnkar
Okay, this is the last topic I'm posting this in. I just want to know from you guys!
Quote from: Skarzs on November 13, 2016, 09:46:25 PM
So, does anyone remember that secret project I mentioned? Well, it's finally done! The question is, though, do I make you guys wait to see the video of the making of it, or show it here first and not get to see the making of it for a while because I'm not done editing?
No one's posted in two hours...
I'm at a big function, posting this in the restroom. Give me a couple days until I get home.
Oh, good luck! Hope you have fun. :)
And I'm back. It was a good function.
Quote from: Skarzs on April 11, 2017, 01:44:16 AM
And I'm back. It was a good function.
Glad to hear it, mate.
Welcome back!
Every little onion countz tae zeventeen.
<_<
Na' remember kidz, alvayz make zure tae look boz vayz afore crozzin' ze ztreet....'cauze ah juzt gaet me driver'z licenze!
Yes! That's great Head! ;D
So, did you run anyone over? ;)
Nae yet, but ah did actually zloightly gae intae zomebeazt'z yard zeveral veekz agae vhen me droivin' teacher tried me drivin' at night. Ach!
Ach!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 14, 2017, 10:40:29 PM
Na' remember kidz, alvayz make zure tae look boz vayz afore crozzin' ze ztreet....'cauze ah juzt gaet me driver'z licenze!
Lol. Congrats.
Congrats, HiAG!
I'm considering doing an incentive for a competition . . . The competition would include both fanfics and fan artwork, and there would be a prize for each.
Wot kind of prize, eh, cully?
Something that you all know about.
And then there were two... ;D
I feel I should be both scared but glad I have to someone to banter with.
I would be terrified in your position. ;D But also glad to some extent...unfortunately this leaves me with only one member to devour... ;D
Oh good Lord... Someone, anyone, please, just check something, something!
>:D Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...
Quote from: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 05:25:13 AM
>:D Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...
I only require three options; Boil Me, Mash Me, or Stick Me in a Stew. Would only make Samwise proud.
What about all of the above?
Quote from: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 05:27:44 AM
What about all of the above?
Meh, I think it could work. Would need a good title though.
We will *Basti you.
*BAS-ti
Quote from: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 05:31:23 AM
We will *Basti you.
*BAS-ti
Sounds swell enough. A PoM Basti, coming to a local cannibalism cafe near you.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on May 04, 2017, 05:26:58 AM
Quote from: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 05:25:13 AM
>:D Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...
I only require three options; Boil Me, Mash Me, or Stick Me in a Stew. Would only make Samwise proud.
Or I could squish you and turn you into jelly.
Quote from: The Skarzs on May 04, 2017, 06:11:51 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on May 04, 2017, 05:26:58 AM
Quote from: Delthion on May 04, 2017, 05:25:13 AM
>:D Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...
I only require three options; Boil Me, Mash Me, or Stick Me in a Stew. Would only make Samwise proud.
Or I could squish you and turn you into jelly.
Meh, not the best of options no. Wouldn't sell as well as a classic jar of Smucker's Grape.
Posty! ;D
How about "Why are ya'll on and I'm the only one posting?"
Haaaaaa
Seriously, though.
Post in the Undecided if you're so bored.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER HORDE CHARACTER BEFORE DOING SO!
*Sobs.*
WHY ARE ALL YE ON AND NONE OF YE BE POSTING?
I wasn't on
NOW YOU ARE.
Well... uh...
Can't argue that logic.
Well I left quite a touching post in your wedding thread Skarzs; that's gotta be something
Can't touch this. *Points to heart.*
KALI-MA!!!! *Rips out Skarzs' heart.*
*Forges a new one.*
Ya'll are silly sausages.
You are a sausage silly.
No, no. You are a sausage silly. Haven't you seen any sausage sillies in your area? They are purposefully lowercase to weed out the grammar Nazis. ;D
I gave them all commas.
Sausages are silly.
Anyone else put off commenting at all in the section where your post needs moderator approval? Feel the pressure to put more than a couple of lines in case it's not approved, and I can't be bothered to wait each time. ;D
I get why it was originally put that way... but yeah.
Sit away from you.
Post.
No
So. . .
*Ze Oyzterz begin invadin' ze forum*
Then we shall eat well. Also look for pearls.
*Starts eating an oyster and chokes on a pearl*
*Starts eating a pearl and chokes on an oyster.*
That's an unnecessary skill if I ever saw one.
He's talented.
Y'ALL THIS IS THE SECOND DAY OF NO NEW POSTS IN THE CELLARS. WHAT'S GOING ON. DO WE NEED TO FIX THINGS? TALK THINGS OUT? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US.
I kill topics by posting last. Call me Michael Myers.
It is highly possible that we are all depressed over Matthias' departure and worried about the possible consequences, perhaps including the death of the forum, and that we are therefore not in the mood for the absurdities and insanity of the cellars.
Alternatively we're just too busy in real life, with Halloween and everything.
also new avatar
I am really busy in real life. But because of fencing and stuff rather than All Hallow's Eve. Just got back from Milwaukee late last night.
Quote from: Chipster of Noonvale on October 16, 2018, 08:38:41 PM
It is highly possible that we are all depressed over Matthias' departure and worried about the possible consequences, perhaps including the death of the forum, and that we are therefore not in the mood for the absurdities and insanity of the cellars.
Don't speak it into existence. -_- I'm not depressed, personally. I talked to him when I went on the Recorder on the Wall podcast, and he is just too busy to have that responsibility on him right now. He was never very active anyway, so we will probably see him just as much. In any case, he will still give imput to Tammo and the others, I'm sure.
Also, the mods don't make the forum. We, the majority, do. So if we want to better the forum, then maybe as individuals we need to do our part to make sure it survives. Because forecasting the death of the forum does not encourage anyone to do anything.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2018, 08:55:58 PM
In any case, he will still give imput to Tammo and the others, I'm sure.
Also, the mods don't make the forum. We, the majority, do. So if we want to better the forum, then maybe as individuals we need to do our part to make sure it survives. Because forecasting the death of the forum does not encourage anyone to do anything.
Yes, he is, and agreed.
The team and I are trying to compile a huge list of ideas and events and things that we could play around with. Is there anything you guys have ever wanted to try out or see on the forum? Maybe we should do something for Halloween to cheer everyone up a bit?
I was going to ask about that. I don't have much in the way of ideas right now, other than an avatar change. Maybe a little spooky story or picture contest.
What do you mean by picture contest? Photographs of ourselves, or drawing?
Drawings. :P
I wouldn't be opposed to either of those! What do you think, Del?
Thanks, Skarzs.
Well, I can't draw, unless you want to see some wicked cubes. ;D So I would prefer the photographs.
Same, Del. Or we could do both?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 16, 2018, 06:24:07 PM
He's talented.
Y'ALL THIS IS THE SECOND DAY OF NO NEW POSTS IN THE CELLARS. WHAT'S GOING ON. DO WE NEED TO FIX THINGS? TALK THINGS OUT? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO US.
Life :(
Ah could put more effort intae me vroitin' ze Redwall Zombie Fan-Fiction zin' Ah am in ze middle o' vroitin'...Ah 'ad juzt moved on from ze graveyard zcene tae ze next vone vhen Ah lazt vorked on it...
Perfect timing: Halloween!
Oi!
(https://i.imgur.com/qgoRb8H.png?1)
Just like old times.
Yeah, yeah, how about you give a troll some company down here just like old times.
For the majority of the day I've been on, it's been me and Tammo, me and James, or me and Matthias. Or just me. Y'ALL. WHERE YA AT. THE RETIRED STAFF IS MORE ACTIVE THAN YOU HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL.
kneed two psot mor
I quite agree.
Second!
*Tries to think up something witty to say* *Is failing* >_<
Tsk Tsk Tsk these dadgum people not posting at all. Wouldn't dare be one of them ;D
Your obsession with "dadgum" is quite entertaining.
Excuse me if I was in the mountains today helping a friend on their ranch. :P Couldn't quite use my phone.
wat
(https://i.imgur.com/HFU7grV.jpg)
eeew no
How dare you that is a beautiful man.
He's rather unpleasant to look upon.
I find his countenance to be agreeable to the eye.
I strongly disagree, my dear fellow. His grotesque visage is enough to cause physical pain to those unfortunate enough to behold it.
Madame, thou art mistaken. Not only art thou unable to seest the angelic beauty of his physiognomy, but thou canst not peer deeper into his personage and findest even the beauty of his inner spirit which comest out in his stringed music.
What are all these words that y'all be usin'? Seems like a lot of fancy figurin' for nothin' much in particular!
Why dost thou think we do what we do? Is it not obvious that we art arguing to decide a noble disagreement?
Y'all I think Mater's beautiful
What an unusual sentiment.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2018, 11:16:48 PM
Madame, thou art mistaken. Not only art thou unable to seest the angelic beauty of his physiognomy, but thou canst not peer deeper into his personage and findest even the beauty of his inner spirit which comest out in his stringed music.
Aye, indeed, but if one wilt take but a moment to subject themselves to the horrors of his melodies (for I am certain that is all they shall be able to withstand), they shall be thoroughly convinced that his spirit hath a most unpleasant tendency.
no u
Thy mother.
Kreg is looking at his own profile.
Ur face keeps looking at ur mum's profile. hurhurhurhur ;D
Ew.
I am alone.
So you are.
If Lass wasn't on at half past nine in the evening (NZ time), then I'd be the only one on. To be fair I was still reading fan fiction at 10pm yesterday (and writing for a long time before then).
I got off THAT early!
I have returned from the gym.
Yay...I think?
*Glares at Skarzs.*
What?
who knows?.....kade
You rang?
did I?
I can't be expected to answer for every action I take. Sometimes these things just happen.
Oo, what does this do...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 02:53:05 PM
I can't be expected to answer for every action I take. Sometimes these things just happen.
Not like this. You're out of line, sirrah! Explain your actions!
Fine, fine, you see, I- *runs away.*
*Tackles Kade* Got'cha!
*Seb bounces off the Otterbadger's hardened muscles.* Sorry 'bout that!
*Uses microscope* Oh yes. I think I see the muscles that you're talking about... *Grabs Kade's left foot* Now I got'cha!
*Immediately collapses onto Seb and falls asleep.*
Goodness! *Rolls Kade off self* What have you been eating? Bricks?!
If he's smart, protein.
*Mumbles in his sleep.* Bricks made of protein....
Quote from: Delthion on December 31, 2018, 02:02:58 AM
nothin' much
What right have you to be speaking of my residence in such an irreverent manner?
Hah
hmm and dis?
Oh how deep in sorrow,
The sadly soul am I,
That on this lately nighttime morn,
I'm the only one to bear in mind.
Surrounded by the brainless,
Lurking about on every tale,
No one is there to spark light with,
Nor is there chatter such as the Nightingale.
Such worry, and woe have I brought upon myself,
To sit here alone in the darkness sweep.
The only way of vast escape,
Is to shut the exit door and drift off to sleep.
...
Just to clarify, I did NOT right this. Gonff did. I just liked it. ;D
wich one?
The Forum member Gonff.
Ah...Right....
. . . I should really do something with my life.
Mm, same.
I do things with my life.
Flashwing.
Where are you all?
.
.
.
...
Here. Skarzs is on, but he isn't posting anything, so...hi.
I'm ghosting...So if I'm not on: Discord me, I'm happy to chat
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*Sits beside the fire and thinks.*
That's a good song.