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Started by Russa Nodrey, June 11, 2014, 02:13:19 PM

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Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

*Hacks my way out of Del's stomach using an axe*

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Ashleg on June 05, 2017, 03:20:08 AM
I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.
Quote from: Delthion on June 05, 2017, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on June 05, 2017, 03:20:08 AM
I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.
Sorry, we don't serve that here. :-\
Quote from: Groddil on June 05, 2017, 04:11:26 AM
Why is my order taking so long? It's been 3 hours!
Sorry about the wait. *Brings out a giant tray* Enjoy your meals! :D
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on June 05, 2017, 05:56:15 PM
Do you have any vegan options?
Yes we do! :D *Hands Galli a menu*
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on June 06, 2017, 01:12:02 AM
Can I eat other members?
Sorry, that's not allowed. :D
Freddy

Groddil

Mmm. Delicious. Now can I interest you in a partnership deal? We can sell you Skarzs fries, the best chips on the market, so long as you sell them for $2 or more per serve.

Delthion

* Delthion eats the real Russa's hand anyway.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg


Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Groddil

What the hell is a "Nib?"

Unless it's short for nibblies. I like nibblies.

* Groddil continues getting diabetes.

Ashleg



My name is Wilford Brimmley, and I have Diabeetus.

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Groddil on June 07, 2017, 02:01:17 AM
Mmm. Delicious. Now can I interest you in a partnership deal? We can sell you Skarzs fries, the best chips on the market, so long as you sell them for $2 or more per serve.
Um, I don't think so. Thanks, though. :D
Quote from: Delthion on June 07, 2017, 04:00:05 AM
* Delthion eats the real Russa's hand anyway.
Haha! How funny! :D *Pats Delthion's little head as he happily chews on a fork*
Quote from: Ashleg on June 07, 2017, 04:05:24 AM
I DEMAND Russa nibs!
*Gives Ash Russa nibs* (They're not actually made out of me, BTW.) :D
Freddy

Rosie Willowwater

Hey Russaa, can I have a pineapple smoothie? *Makes puppy dog eyes*
                    

Russa Nodrey

Sure! *Makes the smoothie* *Hands it to Rosie* Enjoy! :D
Freddy

The Skarzs

No, no. She said "pine-apple."
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Delthion

Here I come to save the day!

* Delthion quickly makes a smoothie out of pine needles and apples, then hands it to Rosie, taking the other mistaken smoothie away.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.