This is the place for bad puns

[Verdauga]

*Presses Revive Button.*

I'm going topic this up again and modify some of the rules. We can quote puns that we've used on the forum in other topics.

[Verdauga]

On Watches:
I would make a watch joke, but I don't have the time.
We gotta face it; watches are really handy.
  I'm going to see what happens when punsters band together.
   Rule number pun: pick a subject and latch onto it.
    Are your puns inaccurate? With some training you can dial it in.
     (not really a pun, but anyway) I told my friend I hated watches. He clocked me!

[Sebias of Redwall]

How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? Pop.
Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud!