LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[lass of something much]

Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?

I has! I has! It was in da sink!

* Infant Lass runs up to Verdie and hands him the ring

[Kade Rivok]

Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!

Oh yeah?  When was the last time you acted like my wife, huh?  It's obvious that you're disgusted by my very appearance!  Every time that I'm near, you look away from me.  That hurts, you know?

[Verdauga]

Speaking of, Have you seen my engagement ring, Eb?

I has! I has! It was in da sink!

* Infant Lass runs up to Verdie and hands him the ring

Awesome!! . . . How'd it get in there?

[lass of something much]

I nono!

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Fine, don't believe me. Why should you? I'm only your wife!

Oh yeah?  When was the last time you acted like my wife, huh?  It's obvious that you're disgusted by my very appearance!  Every time that I'm near, you look away from me.  That hurts, you know?

I am not and I do not!

[Kade Rivok]

I remember recently that all I did was yawn and you started whimpering, unable to stand the sight of my face.  Hmph.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

I thought you were about to eat me!

[Kade Rivok]

AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!  If you actually thought of yourself as my wife, that idea would have never even crossed your mind!  This is exactly what I mean.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*snaps* I'm sorry if I offended you. (I actually have to go now, sorry. I've been on the laptop all morning.)

[Kade Rivok]

You clearly aren't.

(Lol, that's ok    Have fun and enjoy your weekend 'till you get back on)

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Is frankly just waiting for Teer to be on at this point.

Hello, honeyfish! How are you?

[Verdauga]

I'm doing well! Just recovered my engagement ring. And how are you doing, darling?

[shisteer of nothing much]

I'm doing splendidly! About to go to the beach to celebrate my nephew's birthday.

[Verdauga]

Nice! Tell him I said happy birthday.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Wish him well!

Also, those last two pages before this one made me laugh.