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[The Skarzs]

I shall cease, my lady. Here, I hope this amuses thee.

*Splats pies on face; unrecognizably covered in pie.

[BlueRose]

Yes. That doth amuse us. Well done, peasant.

[The Skarzs]

Shade shall not return to cause chaos; that is our place. Shall I load up the tank, my lady?

[The Shade]

MAY I MAYHAPS POST DEAR PEOPLE OF THIS HERE THREAD??!!

[The Skarzs]

I beg your pardon?

[The Shade]

May I rephase my outrageous outburst for thy ears; May I post?

[The Skarzs]

You just did.

FIRE!
*Shoots lead-filled cream pies at Shade with the tank.

[BlueRose]

*watches the ensuing chaos with much amusement.*

[The Shade]

*An DDBPB jumps up and takes the bullet* Ha! I have servants everywhere!

[The Skarzs]

A DDBPB? What's that stand for?
*Fires three more shots in rapid succession, hurling a pie grenade and launching a pie mortar.

[Rainshadow]

  *Holds up several steel pies*  M'lady, shall I melt these down and build tanks?

[BlueRose]

*Continues watching the chaos.*

  *Holds up several steel pies*  M'lady, shall I melt these down and build tanks?

Yes! Do. We do not know why there are steel pies, but we need tanks.

[Rainshadow]

  I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady.  That is why there are steel pies.  But now they shall be tanks!  *Starts melting down the pies*

[The Skarzs]

I suppose there is a method to her madness, my lady.
Fire again!

[BlueRose]

  I melted down some tanks and made steel pies so I could melt down the steel pies and make tanks, my lady.  That is why there are steel pies.  But now they shall be tanks!  *Starts melting down the pies*

We see. We do not understand, but we see.

I suppose there is a method to her madness, my lady.
Fire again!

We suppose there is.