Post here in color!!!

[Booklover]

And thus, the DDB's attack.

[Flib Bigboat]

Do they?

[lass of something much]

*The DDBs burn to the bookcase*

[Flib Bigboat]

(we do not have a bookcase)
Also, can we fight back? Or is that against the rules?

[Booklover]

No idea.

And of course we have a bookcase.

[Flib Bigboat]

YOU might, but we have a bookSHELF. And they are two very different things.
*firebends at the DDB's and burns their fur hard*

[Booklover]

A bookcase is vital, though. You can't not have one.

[Flib Bigboat]

It's easy to live without a bookcase, have you ever tried it?

[Booklover]

What? What nonsense is this? How dare you suggest that living without a bookcase is possible!

[Flib Bigboat]

I dare to do a lot of things... *tosses all the DDB's out the window and sues them for damage* If there's anything else you want me to do, just let me know and I'll do it.

[lass of something much]

*The DDBs deify death, and return with pellet fires*

[Verdauga]

Now they worship it?

[Flib Bigboat]

If they like it so much why do they defy it?

[lass of something much]

*The DDBs happened to have auto correct on, but they find that correction funny.*