Boasting Contest!

[Nightfire]

Hah! I can turn the moon into a baseball!

[rakkety tam]

i ate the moon then i ate the sun for a snack then the milky way for desert

[Nightfire]

I ate the entire universe, then had weasel pie for dessert.

[rakkety tam]

i ate u

[Nightfire]

Then I gave you indegestion, so you spat me back out, and then I cut you up into little itty bitty pieces and I ate you. 

[rakkety tam]

then i became a death defying beaver and bit u making u a zombie under my controll

[Tiria Wildlough]

I tied you in a knot. 

[Coobreedan]

I undid the knot and threw ya in a pie!

[Hálig]

I ate this site.

Woah!

[Coobreedan]

I baked a new site and guarded it with Weeping Angels!

[Hálig]

I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!

Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?

[Coobreedan]

 

[Nightfire]

I killed everyone on this site and then resurrected them, and then threw them all into the Dark Forest.

[rakkety tam]

but u forgot i was a ddb AKA death defying beaver and bit u then i controlled the world and i ate everything and no one can beat that cause everthing is gone exept for me

[Coobreedan]

I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!

Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?

THAT MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD!