Boasting Contest!

[Hálig]

I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!

Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?

THAT MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD!

Awww. . . .well, have YOU watched Starship on YouTube? Best thing ever!

Oh, and as a gift, you can have free rides in my TARDIS! *holds out hand for Coobreedan to shake*

[Nightfire]

but u forgot i was a ddb AKA death defying beaver and bit u then i controlled the world and i ate everything and no one can beat that cause everthing is gone exept for me

"A death-defying beaver?!?! Get 'im!" Nightfire sprinkles him with salt, with is the antidote to a beaver's death-defying-ness. Then she beheads him with her dirk.

[Coobreedan]

I found a giant crack in the fabric of the universe, used it to get all the Weeping Angels away, and flew away in my TARDIS so that no one could find me!

Oh, and I watched Starship on YouTube. Howzat?

THAT MEANS YOU ARE A COWARD!

Awww. . . .well, have YOU watched Starship on YouTube? Best thing ever!

Oh, and as a gift, you can have free rides in my TARDIS! *holds out hand for Coobreedan to shake*

Cool! *Shakes hand and gets in T.A.R.D.I.S.* I might consider watching Starship.

[Nightfire]

I once drained the entire ocean of salt, and then buried HiaG in the salt, because he's a death-defying beaver.

[rakkety tam]

but u forgot i was a ddb AKA death defying beaver and bit u then i controlled the world and i ate everything and no one can beat that cause everthing is gone exept for me

"A death-defying beaver?!?! Get 'im!" Nightfire sprinkles him with salt, with is the antidote to a beaver's death-defying-ness. Then she beheads him with her dirk.

then my head grows back cause i'm not a normal ddb i am the emporer of all of the ddb now bow down b4 me

[Nightfire]

"NEVER!!!" She drowns him in salt and throws him in a volcano. "Yayalahoooooooo!!!"

[rakkety tam]

then i become a zombie and kill u and i cannot die and i take over the world

[Tiria Wildlough]

I created a death-defying beaver vacuum cleaner, and sucked up all the death-defying beavers. Then I ate them. 

[rakkety tam]

then u regurgatated them then they ate you

[Nightfire]

I killed every single creature and person in the universe, and then dropped their carcasses into a black hole.

[Tiria Wildlough]

That's gruesome! 
Then I came alive again and chopped you up into tiny pieces. Then I made a stir fry out of you and ate you. It was yummy. p:

[Coobreedan]

I turned into a skeletal snake and bit Nightfire so hard she was never born!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Then I threw up Nightfire, and decided to eat the skeletal snake [Coobreedan] instead. But there were too many bones. 

[Coobreedan]

Fail! By the way I meant bit Nightfire so hard she wished she was never born.

[rakkety tam]

then i came along as a giant and i stepped on u which crushhed u so deep in the earth noone ever saw u again buahahaha