the 'what if' game

[Plugg Firetail]

Gulo would have killed him.

What if Princess Kurda wasn't a coward?

[Nightfire]

Triss would have been in a ton of trouble.

What if Cluny had conquered not only Redwall, but all of Mossflower Wood?

[Icefire]

I wouldn't be a bit surprised. Why would he only conquer Redwall?

What if the printing press was never invented?

[Tiria Wildlough]

There would not be half as many books.
What if this forum went inactive?

[Icefire]

I would be very very very very very very very very very very sad

What if rats were good and mice were evil?

[Tiria Wildlough]

That would be the way things are.
What if every Redwall lover in the world was on this forum?

[Icefire]

I would never be alone on the forum again!

What if Cluny had accidently hit himself with his tail?

[Tiria Wildlough]

He would be angry and probably take it out on some hordebeasts.
What if we were all in Mossflower together?

[Mad Maudie]

we would have so much fun!
What if there was not redwall?

[Tiria Wildlough]

Then I wouldn't be here on this forum, and neither would you.
What if Leatho Shellhound had killed Riggu Felis instead of Tiria?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Leatho Shellhound didn't kill Tiria, and I don't remember who Riggu Felis was.
What if Brian Jacques were alive?

[Tiria Wildlough]

There would undoubtedly be more Redwall books, because from what I gather, he really enjoyed writing them.
What if every Redwall lover who ever registered here was active every day?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

That would be AWESOME!!!
What if I forced you to eat 2000 gallons of shrimp'n'hotroot soup?

[Nightfire]

I'd whack you over the head with a ladle, then run outside and drown myself in the Abbey Pond.

What if a Metroid began eating you without any warning?

[Tiria Wildlough]

I would scream.
What if you suddenly were able to fly?