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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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The Skarzs

None of that. *Breaks katana and gives it back to Ash.* There you go, I fixed it for you.

Quote from: Faiyloe on May 16, 2015, 04:34:34 AM
Skarzs, look, lunch!  ;D *Mentally points at tomatoes*
*Mashes tomatoes and makes spaghetti.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Izeroth

 *Vaporizes Ash again*

Lady Ashenwyte

*Is vaporised* *Comes back to the asylum with a cheri katana* *Slashes Izeroth*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on May 16, 2015, 04:40:39 PM
*Draws new cheri katana and slashes Izeroth and Sagetip simultaneously*
Bruh, I just Apparated to my cell.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Three zmav moice-foighter pilotz fly pazt, zhootin' eleygyem-concentrated bubblez at everybeazt*

Ah zink Eleygem or votchamicavit iz a Pokemon, zome pzychic vone. Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Izeroth

 *Grabs one of the fighters and crushes it*

The use of toy planes is strictly prohibited!

Faiyloe

I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Izeroth

Quote from: Faiyloe on May 19, 2015, 03:07:43 AM
By who rat?!

By me, scum. And I'm not a rat: I'm a highly advanced primate.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Uses Philosopher's Stone to transmute a machine gun* *Fires the machine gun at Izeroth*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

The Philosipher's Stone itsself doesn't revive things. The Elixir of Life does. Even then, the machine gun is metal. The only thing you can do is turn it into solid gold.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#3025
The Philosopher's Stone disregards the laws of Equivalent Exchange.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Faiyloe

I was pretty sure that it was the sorcerer's stone so if this is a different one it can do whatever it wants.

and Izerother, that is worse.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Hickory

In the American version it was the Sorcerer's Stone. In the original, J.K.R. meant it to be the Philosipher's stone.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on May 19, 2015, 02:51:59 PM
In the American version it was the Sorcerer's Stone. In the original, J.K.R. meant it to be the Philosipher's stone.

I'm talking about Fullmetal Alchemist here.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy