Russa's Restaurant

[Groddil]

Why is my order taking so long? It's been 3 hours!

[Ashleg]

Because you are very unworthy.

[Delthion]

I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Do you have any vegan options?

[The Skarzs]

I'm a level three vegan: I only eat shadows.

[Delthion]

But that's an animal product! Shadows are only produced because animals (and various other things) are in the way of light!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

exactly! see this guy get's it
skars is a fake vegan

[Groddil]

[The Skarzs]

But that's an animal product! Shadows are only produced because animals (and various other things) are in the way of light!

Let me clarify: The shadows from plants.
I don't want to hurt any living thing so I will eat the shadow, which is the only renewable resource as long as the sun shines.

[Groddil]

Plants are living too, you bastard!

I thought that you would understand how evil vegans are, being a sentient potato and all.

[Luftwaffles]

Can I eat other members?

[Tam and Martin]

As long as you share them with me 

[The Skarzs]

Plants are living too, you [fox]!

I thought that you would understand how evil vegans are, being a sentient potato and all.

But I'm not eating the plants.

[Delthion]

But you are eating a plant-product! SHADOWS ARE MURDER!!! SHADOWS ARE MURDER!!!

[Lady Amber]

*Eats Del's shadow*