Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Eizer vay, Teer juzt opened it, und na' zey're looze in ze Cellarz. Tiz tae late tae try tae ztop zem. Ve na' 'ave an infeztation o' zem.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Begins destroying the beasts*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zey avready dizappeared intae ze Callarz. Ye're taae late. 'ere are ze ztagez o' infection (Zeze can differ zloightly dependin' on variouz circumztancez und beingz):

Stage 1: The person is infected and coughing fits have a 10% chance of occurrence.

Stage 2: The person is greatly infected and the immune system is failing. Coughing fits have a 20% chance of occurrence.

Stage 3: The person is completely infected and is about to turn into a rakghoul.

Stage 4: The person turns into a Rakghoul.

[Sebias of Redwall]

[Verdauga]

*Walks over to the charred closet in the back of the schoolroom and pulls out a pressurized container.*

*Opens the valve.*

All right kids, recess is nearly over!

[Corporal Rubbadub]

*begins to wail* WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I-WANT-MORE-RECESS! I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!

[lass of something much]

*starts coughing painfully*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Walks over to the charred closet in the back of the schoolroom and pulls out a pressurized container.*

*Opens the valve.*

All right kids, recess is nearly over!

M-Mr. Verdauga, am I going to get detention for opening the box?

[Kade Rivok]

Yes.

[lass of something much]

Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?

*still coughing points to the lack of left footpaw*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Yes.

*glares at Kade* No, she is not.

[Verdauga]

*Walks over to the charred closet in the back of the schoolroom and pulls out a pressurized container.*

*Opens the valve.*

All right kids, recess is nearly over!

M-Mr. Verdauga, am I going to get detention for opening the box?

Oh, no, of course not! It was a simple enough fix, *Gestures to the container* that punishing anyone for it would be unwarranted

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?

*still coughing points to the lack of left footpaw*

Ach again...

[Verdauga]

Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?

*still coughing points to the lack of left footpaw*

*Looks at Lass.* Oh, no, we should treat that right away.
*Sprays some of the container's contents on Lass' leg and binds it with gauze, fastening a peg to it.*

*Writes something down on a piece of paper.*