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Søren · February 10, 2016, 05:00:14 AM

Hello all you fellow non-cannoned shipped ones! We're forum-single ~~and ready to mingle~~!
Here we can just hang out and be bachelors or bachelorettes.

Delthion · February 10, 2016, 05:01:30 AM

*Reads topic title. Can't not post. Posts, leaves.*

Søren · February 10, 2016, 05:02:59 AM

@Delthion, I'm afraid this is for singles only, please come back after you've been dumped. Have a great day!

Delthion · February 10, 2016, 05:06:14 AM

*Posts again.*

Søren · February 10, 2016, 05:07:24 AM

*kicks Del*

Delthion · February 10, 2016, 05:08:01 AM

*Smacks Soren.*

Søren · February 10, 2016, 05:11:59 AM

*kicks Del again in the most unfortunate of places*
*slides Del out of topic*

Delthion · February 10, 2016, 05:13:36 AM

*Slides back into topic, throws Soren onto the floor. Leaves before Soren can do anything about it.*

Søren · February 10, 2016, 05:14:16 AM

HAHAHAHAHA

*wallows in self pity*

Delthion · February 10, 2016, 05:15:30 AM

*Unleashes Honey Badgers on Soren. Leaves.*

Søren · February 10, 2016, 05:19:37 AM

WHATTHEHECKMANWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT?

Groddil · February 10, 2016, 05:29:24 AM

* Groddil bashes Del and Soren's heads together.

"QUIT BICKERING!"

* Groddil begins to dump stuff wherever there's space.

"Okay, my alcohol-free beer can go here, my pet crocodile can go here..."

* Groddil settles into an armchair.

Delthion · February 10, 2016, 05:30:04 AM

Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:19:37 AM
WHATTHEHECKMANWHYWOULDYOUDOTHAT?
Quote from: Søren on February 10, 2016, 05:11:59 AM
*kicks Del again in the most unfortunate of places*
*slides Del out of topic*

That's why! I take things to the extreme as you might gather!

Banya · February 10, 2016, 05:32:38 AM

*throws down a beanbag and plops in it*
*opens a book*

Groddil · February 10, 2016, 05:34:37 AM

* Groddil 's pet crocodile infests the beanbag.

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