The person below me

[Leatho Shellhound]

I have a laptop, does that count?

The Person below me needs new soccer cleats?

[Rainshadow]

  Nah, I don't play soccer.  I could use with some new winter boots, though...

  TPBM needs new winter boots.

[Søren]

Nope, got some!
TPBM Would like some soup right about now.

[Delthion]

I have a laptop, does that count?

No. 

And no.

TPBM has an 85 year old sword.

[Rainshadow]

  That'd be cool, but no. 

  TPBM has snow on the ground outside of their house.  (I do!  Just a tiny bit, though.)

[Jukka the Sling]

Unfortunately, all of our snow melted on Saturday (although this morning we got a tiny amount of snow/frost (which has mostly melted)). So, no, not really.

TPBM keeps a diary.

[Rainshadow]

  Nah.  I've tried to before, but it only lasted a few months. 

  TPBM has heard of Rinmaru Games.

[Delthion]

Yes.

TPBM has snow that melted earlier today.

[Rainshadow]

  Nope.  Still there.

  TPBM already has Christmas decorations set up.

[Delthion]

Yep!

TPBM put up their Christmas decorations on the first day of advent.

[Rainshadow]

  Nope.  My family puts up the decorations the day after Thanksgiving, 'cause that's the day when everyone's at home.

  TPBM will now state one thing they would like for Christmas.

[Delthion]

Amazon gift cards.

TPBM will now do as Rain said.

[Rainshadow]

  I forget exactly what it's called, but it's the Wacom Splash Pen Tablet something or other with a really long name involving numbers. 

  TPBM has Christmas lights on the outside of their house.

[Delthion]

No.

TPBM cannot think of another question.

[Søren]

True.
TPBM Just realized I'm coping the question that Del posted.