The person below me

[Russa Nodrey]

Hmm, well...

TPBM is dying of starvation.

[Delthion]

Wow, you're dead? Let us take a moment of silence. *Is silent for a moment.*

Anyway, no.

TPBM is going to have pizza.

[Rainshadow]

  At some point in the future, yes.  Today?  Sadly, no.

  TPBM will say "Rudolph's nose was actually blood orange" to the next person they see.

[Søren]

No.
TPBM Really likes stop-motion videos.

[Rainshadow]

  I enjoy them, but I wouldn't go as far as to say I really like them.  They're pretty cool, though.

  TPBM has a cold.

[Søren]

Nope.
TPBM Has cold feet. (Literally, not like nervous).

[Jukka the Sling]

True.

TPBM owns a Lego LotR/Hobbit set.

[Rainshadow]

  Nah, but I own both video games. 

  TPBM has a pet.

[Søren]

Not anymore......*stares off into oblivion for 7 years*
TOBM HATES CAPS LOCK?

[Rainshadow]

  I don't know who Tobm is, but okay, I guess it's fine if he hates caps lock.  ()

  TPBM hates it when their jaw aches.  (BLARG!  THE ONLY THING THAT COULD EVER GET RID OF THE JAW ACHE IS VICODIN, AND I STOPPED TAKING THAT EARLIER THIS WEEK!  MY FACE HURTS!  I HATE YOU, JAW!)

[Leatho Shellhound]

jaw aches? The last time I had one was when a dude smashed his arm into it during a soccer match. So yes.

The person below me just came back from ice skating?

[Rainshadow]

  I wish.  I haven't ice skated for quite a few years.

  Ouch!  Yeah, that's gotta hurt a bit. 

  TPBM is a bit of a neat freak.

[Maudie]

Never in my life could a be considered a neat freak.

TPBM has a vote in the SFC thread?

[Søren]

Unfortunately, NO.
TPBM is half asleep.

[James Gryphon]

Maybe not half-way, but getting close to a quarter or a third. Caffeine will only get you so far, and I don't like too much of it anyway; it makes me anxious and jittery.

The person below me hates soft drinks.