Groddil's Aussie Adventures. *SIGN UP NOW*

[Groddil]

What is accepted.

@Trollman: Now you're startin' t'get it.

[Hickory]

*pours Jarate down the spider hole*

[The Skarzs]

@Trollman: Now you're startin' t'get it.

Can we have roasted taipan for dinner?

[Banya]

Crocodile Dundee was my FAVOURITE MOVIE when I was in middle school.
Mick Dundee was also *just like* my grandpa.  They even look similar.

[Lord Daskar]

What is accepted.

@Trollman: Now you're startin' t'get it.

The name's What's, mate.

[Hickory]

I'll bring my knoif.

I'll bring my M24 sniper rifle. Made by Remington Arms, it uses 7.62×51mm NATO .300 Winchester Magnum .338 Lapua ammunition. What a beauty.

[Tam and Martin]

Sorry fellas. I brought this.



which leads to this . . .

[LT Sandpaw]

Sorry Tam, Australia is very protective of its environment. Your not allowed to leave nuclear waste all over the place. It hurts their public image.



Now this is a gun, but not any old gun, this is the Colt .45 1911 that Captain America used, its bullets are folded, super compressed American flags powdered by chiseled bits of the Statue of Liberty and wadded with bits of Abraham Lincoln's beard, and whose metal casings are forged from the Liberty Bell.

This thing fires 100% Liberty, Freedom, and Justice.





Just ignore the made in China bit.

[Groddil]

"Enough. Talk. About. Guns. None of you have a license, so ya won't be bringing any of those. Besides, Captain Crud, ya ain't in Kansas any more, mate!"

* Groddil confiscates the weaponry.

"Th'only firearm we'll 'ave is this ole musket ere. NOW SHUDDUP AN' GET ON THE PLANE!"

* A tiny cesna blinks into existence. Groddil hops into the pilot's seat.

[LT Sandpaw]

Shotgun.

* LT Sandpaw jumps into the copilot seat.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

" None of you have a license"

says you

[Groddil]

" None of you have a license"

says you

"How could ya, if ya don't live here? Shut up already, an' ged in th'plane!"

* Groddil throws Galli into the Cessna.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I don't need a license. Besides, swords are better.

[Lord Daskar]

*Shows Groddil Australian Gun License.*
*Hops in plane.*

[Banya]

*boards*