When I am the only one on and when none of y'all be postin'

[The Skarzs]

I'm considering doing an incentive for a competition . . . The competition would include both fanfics and fan artwork, and there would be a prize for each.

[Ashleg]

Wot kind of prize, eh, cully?

[The Skarzs]

Something that you all know about.

[Delthion]

And then there were two...

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I feel I should be both scared but glad I have to someone to banter with.

[Delthion]

I would be terrified in your position. But also glad to some extent...unfortunately this leaves me with only one member to devour...

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Oh good Lord... Someone, anyone, please, just check something, something!

[Delthion]

Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...

I only require three options; Boil Me, Mash Me, or Stick Me in a Stew. Would only make Samwise proud.

[Delthion]

What about all of the above?

[Gonff the Mousethief]

What about all of the above?

Meh, I think it could work. Would need a good title though.

[Delthion]

We will *Basti you.

*BAS-ti

[Gonff the Mousethief]

We will *Basti you.

*BAS-ti

Sounds swell enough. A PoM Basti, coming to a local cannibalism cafe near you.

[The Skarzs]

Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...

I only require three options; Boil Me, Mash Me, or Stick Me in a Stew. Would only make Samwise proud.

Or I could squish you and turn you into jelly.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Now, should I have Gonff roasted, broiled, baked, fried, or raw? So many decisions...

I only require three options; Boil Me, Mash Me, or Stick Me in a Stew. Would only make Samwise proud.

Or I could squish you and turn you into jelly.

Meh, not the best of options no. Wouldn't sell as well as a classic jar of Smucker's Grape.