We are gathered here today to remember a departed friend. Thank you for coming to honour the dead. *solemnly begins singing Now is the hour*
*Pokes the body.*
*pokes Skarzs*
*Pokes Teer.*
*Dropkicks Skarzs.* Goodness, how did Eb die?
Ave atque vale, Ebantu.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2019, 02:54:12 PM
*Dropkicks Skarzs.* Goodness, how did Eb die?
D: Is your foot okay?
Eh, It's still attached, at least.
*Realizes the weight of this thread.* My wife... (fiancée) MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE (fiancée) IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD *Begins sobbing uncontrollably.*
*Pokes Eb again.* Is she?
I could use a revive on her........
*Sees topic title* *Flies into topic* *Pokes Eb* Is it alive? :o
*jumps up and bites everyone who poked* Leave me alone! Can't anyone get any sleep on this forum without people gathering around and poking them?! Honestly. *flies away on Whatitiri* (end of topic)
*Chases after Ebantu with her casket.* Come back! There was a lot of money paid for this funeral. They're not cheap, I would know!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2019, 06:52:16 PM
*Realizes the weight of this thread.* My wife... (fiancée) MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE (fiancée) IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD *Begins sobbing uncontrollably.*
*The above is still ongoing, Kade not having noticed his wife's (fiancée's) miraculous revival.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2019, 02:54:12 PM
*Dropkicks Skarzs.* Goodness, how did Eb die?
She fell into lava.
Oh dear. If you're not a troll or otherwise resistant to lava, a quick dip isn't healthy.
Spoiler
So this is like Halt's funeral, then?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 20, 2019, 09:43:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2019, 02:54:12 PM
*Dropkicks Skarzs.* Goodness, how did Eb die?
She fell into lava.
Fell into lava?
Fell into lava!? Teer grabbed me and dunked me in it! *glares at Teer* Murderer! (-Gingivere,
Mossflower)
That was literally my favourite scene in the whole book. Gingivere is one of my favourite characters.
Tragic character. Good ending, too.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 20, 2019, 05:51:22 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 20, 2019, 09:43:09 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 19, 2019, 02:54:12 PM
*Dropkicks Skarzs.* Goodness, how did Eb die?
She fell into lava.
Fell into lava? Fell into lava!? Teer grabbed me and dunked me in it! *glares at Teer* Murderer! (-Gingivere, Mossflower)
Teeeeer, are you telling fibs?
Well, no. She did fall in, I just pushed her the rest of the way. Who wants some mini pies?
I do.
*gives Skarzs mini pies and a couple of sausage rolls* Is it just kiwi tradition to have mini savories at funerals or do they do that other places too?
They do it elsewhere. It's just not the main focus. (At least, it ought not be.)
Shall we turn this into a party? *starts blowing up balloons*
I thought you flew away. . .
Oh...yeah. Anyway, I'm back now. *continues blowing up balloons*
Ooooooh.... I wonder if I could teleport air into the balloons....
*Blows up a balloon.*
I dunno.
Maybe you shouldn't try.
Are you sure? It would be pretty amazing.
*Blows up another balloon.*
But if you've never tried it before...*remembers what happened to Kade when he tried new things with his magical eating utensil*
Mayhaps, but I am not dealing with an enchanted object. Lessee...
*Teleports air into the balloon. The balloon promptly pops.*
*chuckles*
I think you're trying it on the wrong balloons. Those ones are already fully inflated. Would it work on mostly deflated balloons?
But the air would have to be compressed before teleporting.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 22, 2019, 08:52:50 PM
But if you've never tried it before...*remembers what happened to Kade when he tried new things with his magical eating utensil*
*Whips out enchanted fork.* You rang?
*Laughs*
No, I didn't ring. You must have the wrong place. *surreptitiously backs away*
*Pokes Ebby and Kade with a fork*
So, Verdauga is now dead. Anybeast want to celebrate mourn with me?
I'm fine. Thanks for asking though.
But you're dead.
*whispers* Maybe he's a ghost...
Hmm.
Just ignore the shadowed one. He's dead.
No, but rather inactive. Look him up.
Verdauga is also dead.
So he be. But I am not that Verdauga.
Yes, you're a goast.
ghost?
roast?
goat?
No, I am not those things.
Why do I feel like I can't understand you guys. . .
You're already past this point in your forum life.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 26, 2019, 01:33:57 AM
Why do I feel like I can't understand you guys. . .
Just assume everyone is making everything up as they go (because they are) and then follow suit. It's the only way to survive for those of us with higher thought processes ;D
Ooof....you better get your dodge ready. :laugh:
*Puts on dodging shoes.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 10:51:31 AM
So, Verdauga is now dead. Anybeast want to celebrate mourn with me?
*puts paws on the coffin*
My boy, Look at how they massacred my boy!
*pulls Kade's dodging shoes off and throws them down Te Mata peak*
No! Without those, I... can still dodge pretty well actually, now that I think about it.
*covers floor in sharp stones*
Acupuncture.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 26, 2019, 01:56:32 PM
You're already past this point in your forum life.
So it would seem.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 26, 2019, 11:27:17 PM
*covers floor in sharp stones*
My tender little foot paws! How could you?
She is malicious.
She is, isn't she? Might need to be tamed...>~>
Uh... huh....
Fortunately, she'll be away for a fortnight so maybe she'll have cooled off when she comes back on.
What? Why? Did I miss something? Should I check the Forumers on Holiday thread or wherever it is where you post when you're going to be off? Should I stop turning into Will (any Will)?
Mm.
Quote from: Booklover on December 27, 2019, 09:13:03 AM
What? Why? Did I miss something? Should I check the Forumers on Holiday thread or wherever it is where you post when you're going to be off? Should I stop turning into Will (any Will)?
She mentioned it in a couple places, but she's gone off somewhere for two weeks without a computer. I don't think she made a big announcement or anything though.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2019, 03:30:05 PM
Quote from: Booklover on December 27, 2019, 09:13:03 AM
What? Why? Did I miss something? Should I check the Forumers on Holiday thread or wherever it is where you post when you're going to be off? Should I stop turning into Will (any Will)?
She mentioned it in a couple places, but she's gone off somewhere for two weeks without a computer. I don't think she made a big announcement or anything though.
Huh. Interesting... Anyone know when?
She said she was going tomorrow.....yesterday.
Does that answer your question?
In New Zealand time.
So she's already started.
Ah.
(Btw, who's funeral is this?)
Verdauga's. See the official title.
Well, it was initially Eb's, but somehow Verdauge got offed along the way, so now it's his. Funny how things work out ;D
Me and Sheev got killed too
Verdauge?
Verdoge.
Yeah, it's how you spell your name when you want to sound suave and say it with a soft g rather than a hard one.
I'd need a tux just use that name.
Chances are you're already in one (or something similar), seeing as how it's your funeral ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2019, 06:44:10 PM
Chances are you're already in one (or something similar), seeing as how it's your funeral ;D
True...
Can we just make sure that Verdauga isn't Halt?
I'm pretty sure there's next to no evidence saying that he is though :laugh:
As have I ;D
He is certainly in great peril, or has been.
And I have died before, with no such exultation.
*Raises eyebrow*
Why does this matter?
*Raises one eyebrow, then the other, then does the wave with eyebrows.*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 27, 2019, 06:39:32 PM
I'd need a tux just use that name.
THAT. . . can be arranged. *Brings out pencils.*
Are you seriously gonna draw a tuxedo for me? :laugh:
I shall draw you in a tuxedo.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....<~<
What?
He must also be in a coffin. It's a funeral, after all.
What kind of concerns? :P
Nothing serious :laugh: but y'know, drawing a wildcat in a tux kinda destroys my [Nasally voice] "I'm not a wildcat!"[/nasally voice] argument. That said, it would look pretty cool. I'd also have to accept the "Verdauga is dead" phase, which is something I enjoy denying.
I haven't been replying to "Ebantu's Funeral" for nothing.
You'd have to put me in a fedora.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 29, 2019, 10:22:10 PM
You'd have to put me in a fedora.
And he'd have to be saying "Milady" from inside the coffin.
I wouldn't draw you being dead. :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 04:27:33 AM
And he'd have to be saying "Milady" from inside the coffin.
It's a fedora, not a trilby hat
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 30, 2019, 05:13:03 AM
I wouldn't draw you being dead. :P
Oh. Ahh.
*Plays sad music*
*turns on the happy music before realising which thread this is*
*Begins dancing.*
I cannot be bothered to read all seven pages of this thread, but my reaction is: What?
We mourn the deaths of our beloved members.
Precisely.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 31, 2019, 09:01:04 PM
We mourn the deaths of our beloved members.
More like celebrate.
Also precisely. ^-^
*puts on tap shoes and dances*
*Puts on platform shoes and continues dancing.*
This thread is so last year. You're all stuck in the past.
Don't tell me what to do, you Gen-Z scum.
HAH
*Plays music* (Wither its happy or not depends on the listener...)
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 01, 2020, 12:58:25 AM
Don't tell me what to do, you Gen-Z scum.
People keep telling me I fit in that category. 'Tis annoying.
Then which category are you in?
Millenial, I figured.
*Conversation flies far over my head* *Peers up at it* Nah, I'm not gonna bother... :P
Quote from: Verdauga on January 01, 2020, 04:03:22 PM
Millenial, I figured.
Millennial ends between 95 and 2000, which is when Gen z starts.
Depends who you ask, though.
Yeah, but I (personally) don't think it makes sense for the Millennial age range to stretch past 2000.
*has the same reaction as Seb*
That's because you're Gen-Z goofballs ;D
Wow, I didn't realize that comment would have such long-lasting implications.
...nor that one.
What can we say?
You're welcome.
Oi, you're supposed to be dead!
*Shrugs*
Times change.
Not death though! Do I... do I need to use a stake or something? Is that how this works?
Hah! You puny otter, you cannot kill me!
But the mods can delete my profile, so leave them out
*Pulls out enchanted fork.*
I.
*Pulls out newly acquired magic spoon.*
AM.
*Charges Verdauga.*
OTTERBADGER!
*Steps out of the way of Kade's charge.*
I am taller.
(Note: I have no idea if that is the case, but I think I read that on the height thread.)
((IRL, probably :laugh: I don't think that carries over to our forum persona though. I started short back in the beginning, but people keep powering me up. The OTTERBADGER isn't short ;D))
*Adjusts charge and pokes Verdauga with both fork and spoon.*
Did that do anything?
I mean, it stung a little but other than--
*Poofs out of existence.*
Uh... hmmmm. *Waves the spoon where Verdauga just was. A faint spark of magic pops from it.*
*Tired evil laughter emanates from all 'round Kade.*
Mooahahahahah.
You know, if you're tired, I've got a nice place you could sleep. *Pulls out a heavily padded coffin, with a nice pillow and a blanket.* You could sleep, and we could get on with our funeral. Just a thought.
You Made Me Immaterial. You Will Suffer The Consequences.
Well, technically all I did was poke ya. But, I can understand why you might be upset. Might I offer you a fresh cookie as a form of apology?
Well, I'm Err.... Kinda Stuck At The Moment. Rematerialise Me And I'll Call It Even.
Ok, uh... *Waves around the enchanted fork half-heartedly* Did... did that do anything?
No. Stop waving that thing around! You're going to hurt someone!
No? Hmmm.... *Begins rubbing the enchanted fork and the magical spoon together.*
*The sound of static fills the air as I flash in and out of materiality.*
HeyheyheyHEY! What're ya doing?!?
*Is becoming material.*
Oh. Thanks?
*Continues rubbing fork and spoon together.* I don't think you're quite done yet.
O-Okay. Uh. . . .T-tell me when you're done, I guess?
*Continues as before.* ...my arms are kinda getting tired.
Well, why don't you rest for a minute, and we'll see what happens?
Good idea- wait, I think something is happening... *A tiny spark falls from the magical objects and creates a small poof of dust.* Was... that something?
So THAT'S where my fruit salad went!
Ok, well, it's good that you figured that out I guess.
Yeah. . . . But now I don't have any fruit salad. . .
*Sets up a row of pots and begins using the spoon and fork to play them like drums.* Maybe this'll do something.
*Flashes in and out materiality in time with the pot beat.*
My head is starting to hurt.
*Drumming intensifies.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYyheAz7S94WFNK/giphy.gif)
*Rematerialises, clutching head.*
can you stop?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 04:07:02 PM
*Drumming intensifies.*
I am a violinist! We hate drummers!
Learn the meaning of pianissimo!
You mean percussion?
I get that; they eventually learn though.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 25, 2020, 04:15:44 PM
*Rematerialises, clutching head.*
can you stop?
*Stops.* You're back!
Well, if we're talking about in an orchestra or band setting, the position that handles drums is called percussion, since they handle more than just drums. I assumed that's what you were referring to, but I could be wrong.
I was talking about drummers (people who play drums). Percussion as a whole isn't too bad, plus I think handbells probably count as percussion, so I can't really hate percussion and percussionists as a whole.
I can't believe it's been almost three months since Verdauga died. Time is rather cruel.
Murdered by my wife. Hah!
Yeah, kind of surprising now, given your, ah, relationship.
Well, if I'm correct, this happened before the marriage, so...
Well, I know your marriage started in November, though I don't remember when the ceremony took place.
So, you were at least due to be wedded at the time of your murder.
(https://www.episcopalnewsservice.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ens_120518_BushFuneral_pallbearers.jpg)
Wait. I'm a Marine now? Cool! I once wanted to be a Marine!
(https://media.tenor.com/images/1981b81ce6b733de33434203ff5611c4/tenor.gif)
Thanks bud. Now I have to buy a new phone.
You're welcome. Losing your phone can be such a tragic thing.
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 04:16:35 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 04:07:02 PM
*Drumming intensifies.*
I am a violinist! We hate drummers!
Booklover, not all violinists hate drummers, or drums. I like some kinds of drumming. (Scottish music wouldn't be the same without drums)
But drums are loud and annoying!
They can be, but they can also be amazingly cool. (By the way, this is Seb's funeral now)
*Follows the funeral car*(https://media1.tenor.com/images/177bb45157ee2b95382ca4a1e9f7044b/tenor.gif?itemid=15639984)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/d5/ea/19d5ea4eee69cca565d905fdd650019c.gif)
>_>
<_<
*Overturns the boat.*
SACRILEGE!
GENIUS!
*fires rifle once*
*car explodes*
Oi! I just paid that off!
One-Eye fired the gun, not me.
*Calls my lawyer*
*On the phone* S'up, I'm your lawyer. Whadd'ya need?
*leans over and talks into Russa's phone* Ah, sorry. Pocket call. I'm fine.
*Body begins to sink*
*Runs into water*
No!
*Is too far under to hear Scott's cries, and continues to sink*
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mda5t2tkFu1rqg00io1_250.gif)
*Grabs Seb*
*Is saved*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/MBZ5cWGHzrVvy/giphy.gif)
Oh man...
*Has saved Seb*
Good on ya, now this should be my funeral because I got shot in the head.
You asked for it.
Yup, I thought it would be unrealistic if nobeast got infected... thanks again :)
You're welcome...?
I appreciate it. ^-^
(https://media.giphy.com/media/Z2UvoBxaABE3e/giphy.gif)
You don't need toooo....
But I could... That would be fun... right?...
*Buries Seb.* He will be missed.
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/713c0c7de0677d400d3ce220fbe9f5b6/tumblr_nq1wupq9SN1qh5g4go2_400.gifv)
(HAHAHA! Perfect! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/79c21432a5a4803f110edb03b08ea639/tenor.gif?itemid=13411844)
I'LL SAVE YE SEB!
Erm...can you like...not? ;D
Oof.
(https://cdn.redshift.autodesk.com/2016/10/Groundhog-wysiwyg.gif)
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(https://media1.tenor.com/images/7c40419639c7d4519928b74d7dfb4f6d/tenor.gif?itemid=5390141)
You didn't survive, though.
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(https://thewiccangecko.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/animated-skeleton-rising-from-grave.gif?w=604)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/8092bfee0c3bcfd25d8e9a7d0f3e4228/tumblr_ouj55k0UgO1tn9inco3_500.gifv)
Everyone at ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY I salute you...
(https://i.gifer.com/Mddj.gif)
Gee, thanks.
(http://bestanimations.com/Humans/Skeletons/skeleton-animated-gif-15.gif)
*blinks*
Skelias of Redwall.
(Yep. :laugh:)
*Buries Seb.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 20, 2020, 07:01:18 PM
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Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 21, 2020, 03:50:58 AM
Everyone at ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY I salute you...
Oh sweet...
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 16, 2020, 10:05:06 AM
*On the phone* S'up, I'm your lawyer. Whadd'ya need?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 12:49:11 PM
*leans over and talks into Russa's phone* Ah, sorry. Pocket call. I'm fine.
*Moves away from Teer* Hi, Chauncy. You got a few minutes? I need you to sue someone for me real quick.
Mm, the plot thickens.
Our story has taken an interesting turn. What will happen next? Will the choices made here effect the plot on a large scale? Stay tuned to find out.
*Scary organ outro music plays.*
*Shrill, screeching voices sing out in spooky fashion to the organ music*
*covers ears*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 10:45:02 PM
Our story has taken an interesting turn. What will happen next? Will the choices made here effect the plot on a large scale? Stay tuned to find out.
You hush, you're supposed to be six feet under.
*tries to remember the lyrics to one of Lauren Daigle's songs which has that phrase in it*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 02:34:49 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 10:45:02 PM
Our story has taken an interesting turn. What will happen next? Will the choices made here effect the plot on a large scale? Stay tuned to find out.
You hush, you're supposed to be six feet under.
No, actually. We haven't got up to the burial stage yet.
*Is getting the shovels from the leanto.*
Wait, is there supposed to be a vigil involved?
*poofs Seb underground* Stay there this time!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 01:13:02 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 02:34:49 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2020, 10:45:02 PM
Our story has taken an interesting turn. What will happen next? Will the choices made here effect the plot on a large scale? Stay tuned to find out.
You hush, you're supposed to be six feet under.
No, actually. We haven't got up to the burial stage yet.
But I already buried him.
*Is buried underground. Though the Living cannot hear him, the ground echoes with his cackling*
.
.
.
*Slowly, the Sebias in this topic realizes that something is happening. It becomes painful to breath as a searing pain stabs through his chest. After a few coughs, he falls over. Only too late did he realize that somebeast in another topic must have killed him. But why? With that thought, and a final choking cough, the otter dies.*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AdolescentExhaustedAcornweevil-size_restricted.gif)
For on this joyous occasion of the 244 year of the Founding of America, we have sadly once again lost our dearly beloved master shipper, Sebias...
I'll miss him.
Yes! Funerals have mini savories! I like funerals.
Life must go on! *Begins cooking cakes*
Yay! Mini savories!!!
Hold on... *Stops* Lass died as well in that incident... That's makes things actually pretty sad... *Prepares coffins for Lass...and Seb too, I guess*
I'm...Right here...
Mini savories?
*Le gasp* Couldn't you reverse it, then?
What? Rev-
*sucks the life out of Lass*
Hey! Stop That!!!
*Channels life force into Lass.*
Aha! There is hope!
While I breathe I hope
*hugs Verdie* Thank you! I need mini savories!
No prob!
So... Lass...
- Needs mini savories!
*Is dead*
*runs around* Guess what! I'M ALIVE!!!!
That's nice. :P
*Buries Seb.* So pain. Much sad. Wow.
*Revitalizes Seb using his profile.*
*tackle hugs*
Me or Seb?
Both!
Oh.
*Hugs Lass back* ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 12:36:23 PM
*Revitalizes Seb using his profile.*
My... profile? :P
Regardless. *Is revitalized* *Gasps air* I'm back! What happened while I was gone?
*Returns the hug*
We...We, er...
Well.. You see...Um..
Quote from: Verdauga on July 05, 2020, 12:36:23 PM
*Revitalizes Seb using his profile.*
Ah... dearest, it might have been a good idea to dig him up first, since Kade just buried him and he's now six feet under.
*poofs Seb up the earth*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2020, 04:38:07 AM
*poofs Seb up the earth*
I could have used my Waira...
But whatever...
But why...Oh...Right...That...*faints*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2020, 04:38:07 AM
*poofs Seb up the earth*
ZOMBIE *Whacks Seb with a spade and buries him again.* Dead be dead and not undead, lest, to undead, the dead be led.
He's alive; now dig him out.
*Is choking for air, clawing desperately as I try to climb out*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 03:37:01 PM
He's alive; now dig him out.
No no, zombies aren't alive. I know that they can move, but they're definitely not alive.
*Is tempted to send one of my minions to kill Kade*
*Waira tunnels under Seb, eats him, tunnels to the surfacet*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
*spits Sebias out*
*Lands with a splat*
Mmff. Thankee. ^-^
No problem mate
*Gives Wort a red jewel for his trouble*
Now, since I'm not dead, nothing to see here. *Shoos members out of topic*
But this is your funeral. You have to be dead.
*Raises enchanted fork.*
Even if I have to make it so.
We could easily make this Kade's funeral...
*Waggles eyebrows* That's an idea.
Bring it, home slice.
*Brings it*
. . . . . Your. . . Trash talk. . . . Leaves me confuzzled. . . And that isn't the point of trash talk. . .
*Poofs Kade into his plushie*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 06:33:46 PM
. . . . . Your. . . Trash talk. . . . Leaves me confuzzled. . . And that isn't the point of trash talk. . .
Maybe for
your trash talk ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 06, 2020, 06:35:22 PM
*Poofs Kade into his plushie*
Go poof yerself. I ain't got no plushie, and you ain't got no poof.
To be fair, you're the only one that brings it into a scene (well, 'til now.)
It appears on it's own, I have no idea what you're talking about ^-^
;D .raiL
Nyooooooo
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2020, 06:23:57 PM
But this is your funeral. You have to be dead.
*Raises enchanted fork.*
Even if I have to make it so.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 06:24:50 PM
We could easily make this Kade's funeral...
O_O
*Kidnaps Eb*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 06:24:50 PM
We could easily make this Lass's funeral...
Yes. Make it so..
*Kidnaps Seb, who has kidnapped Eb.*
*Ponders Kidnapping Kade.*
*is kidnapped by a kidnapped kidnapper*
*Goes ahead and kidnaps Kade.*
Am I needed here to spread a bit of chaos?
Sadly, our chaos box is full. However, we can still accept some well-intentioned disorder
*Turns around and kidnaps my kidnapper's kidnapper* So there!
*Brings them all back to the funeral.*
Nooooooooooo. Not my funeral. I'm not dead!
Did I say whose it was?
Well, it IS in this topic, so what other funeral would you be implying?
The scene of the funeral.
. . . Which would be my funeral, no? :P
*Buries Seb after removing Eb from his possession.* The poor dear.
>.>
*Begins choking on dirt*
*Exhumes Seb*
Why must you prolong this so?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2020, 08:50:24 PM
*Buries Seb after removing Eb from his possession.* The poor dear.
Thanks.
^-^
*Waira is looking hungrily at Kade*
No.
*Waira licks lips*
Seb permission to make this Kades funeral?
You actually have to ask Teer.
*Snorts*
Do not snort at my authority, mortal!
Ahhhh...
*Buries Scott.* He passed so young, probably.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 09, 2020, 12:10:43 AM
*Waira is looking hungrily at Kade*
Don't even think about it, cretin.
Sebias is allowed to live now. Unbury him.
*Muffled sounds come from under the ground*
SCOTT IS NOT DEAD!!!
*Waira tunnels and eats Scott (and Seb) before tunneling for the surface*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
*spits them both out*
Phew! Thank you. Time to celebrate!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-w7UeHO-eGLw/VO_xrQ49R6I/AAAAAAAAJWs/RK38prGJGKU/s1600/1%2B1.gif)
*buries Scott again*
So sad.
Well I can finally have peace...Corndauga Forever!
*Waira tunnels again and eats Scott before tunneling for the surface*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
*spits him out again*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 09, 2020, 01:22:55 AM
*Waira tunnels and eats Scott (and Seb) before tunneling for the surface*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
*spits them both out*
Welp, I'm scared
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 09, 2020, 01:30:00 AM
*Waira tunnels again and eats Scott before tunneling for the surface*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
*spits him out again*
Now you know what I'm dealing with!
*Sniffs and kneels by grave* He shall never be forgotten.
*Engraves words on stone "Here lies Scott; lover of Lass; great friend; pretty general all around nice guy; Corndauga fan, and a warrior till the end. May he find peace and happiness in the afterlife."*
*The heavens begin to rain*
*buried Scott and gravestone* He shall be permanently forgotten. *brainwashes everybeast*
*resists brainwashing 'cuz Cellars.*
Oh, here's Scott's last will and testament. *Opens it.*
...
...
It just says CORNDAUGA 4-EVER! in large letters.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:41:42 AM
*resists brainwashing 'cuz Cellars.*
Yah^
Also, at least Lass would remember. Nothing can stop true love.
Also, the rest of us couldn't forget, 'cuz friendship. ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 01:42:14 AM
Oh, here's Scott's last will and testament. *Opens it.*
...
...
It just says CORNDAUGA 4-EVER! in large letters.
*Wipes tear from eye* Oh, yes. Doesn't that sound like a dear friend Scott?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 01:42:48 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 09, 2020, 01:41:42 AM
*resists brainwashing 'cuz Cellars.*
Yah^
Also, at least Lass would remember. Nothing can stop true love.
Also, the rest of us couldn't forget, 'cuz friendship. ;D
Careful with that friendship stuff. I hear it's magic.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/0fc3a1722522055cdfe8e2e41e7d3576/tumblr_oyx749OXSN1rvkl7vo1_250.gif)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 09, 2020, 01:42:48 AM
Also, at least Lass would remember. Nothing can stop true love.
Oh please! Stop with the 'mclass' rubbish! -_-
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/fe1484c941b62e80f42bec77d47796b4/tumblr_n4xgwu4TIK1qm6oc3o1_500.gif)
*Ghostly sigh*
*waves* Hi, Scott! Welcome to dark forest! The trees are so pretty in here..
I just want rest I fight my entire life and I'm just tired...
*Hands the ghost a pillow*
Thank you Seb!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 11, 2020, 11:58:18 PM
I just want rest I fight my entire life and I'm just tired...
Fair enough. Rest, for this is the place of rest.. *happily flies into a tree*
*Dies a second death so he can finally rest*
*Shooketh.*
Shooketh what?
You, I would assume.
*Has been shakethed*
*is quite pleased* More sausage rolls!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 12, 2020, 02:34:43 AM
*Dies a second death so he can finally rest*
That's not really how it works, mate.
Ehhhh I know I'm just being an idiot
Heeey! No! Bad! That's my job!
Lass, you are one of the more responsible people here.
*raises an eyebrow*
*Raises both eyebrows.*
*Raises both eyes.*
*Realizes one does not simply raise eyes.*
Pfft..
So you agree with me!
Mebe
Finally, I don't want you all thinking I'm responsible! ::) ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on July 14, 2020, 03:45:50 PM
*Raises both eyes.*
*Realizes one does not simply raise eyes.*
*Lord of the Ring fan radar goes off in my head*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/b5d65e527aea150e22bd25712fdd85f9/tenor.gif?itemid=5235790)
Perfect. :laugh:
o.0
I'm glad to see you have gotten over your grief. Scott was always destined to die anyway.
No? I'm dead too...So I'm just sorta...Here...
Wait, are we actually all dead...
And this is Heaven?
(Since this is the cellars, it is probably the other place...)
Na, just the troubled souls stay till their jobs are done...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 16, 2020, 06:11:11 AM
Wait, are we actually all dead...
And this is Heaven?
(Since this is the cellars, it is probably the other place...)
( :laugh:)
*Stands by Scott's grave*
Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean 'I'll miss you.'
Until we meet again.
*floats around Seb happily* You know he's right over there, right?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 16, 2020, 06:11:11 AM
Wait, are we actually all dead...
And this is Heaven?
(Since this is the cellars, it is probably the other place...)
ha no. This is purgatory.
Oh, good.
For a minute I thought it was the other place...
Seb's mouth?
Whyyyyyyyy would you think that?
Eh, I've been eaten many times......
*Buries Scott.* The poor dear.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9c060e1e972f40e3f1c5c0f033e3558d/tenor.gif?itemid=17347604)
*SPIT*
Ewwww....Why would you do that
Because I am the equivalent of dirt and dirt must be spit out.....
If you're dirt, what does that make me?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 19, 2020, 10:07:22 PM
*floats around Seb happily* You know he's right over there, right?
*Looks over there* Scott!?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 24, 2020, 02:02:33 AM
If you're dirt, what does that make me?
A good person....Someone who actually has a purpose.....A good artist and sculpter! I bet your good at singing too!
Scott is alive! *Happy otter noises*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:30:29 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 24, 2020, 02:02:33 AM
If you're dirt, what does that make me?
A good person....Someone who actually has a purpose.....A good artist and sculpter! I bet your good at singing too!
All true, and yes, great at singing. You should pop on discord and ask her to sing for ya. They're doing a VC at the moment, I think.
I don't have a headset plus you don't want to hear dying frogs! Aand I don't want to join a VC and not speak...Just sounds wrong....
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:34:04 AM
Aand I don't want to join a VC and not speak...Just sounds wrong....
*does that all the time* Uhhhh. :P
I'm sure you don't sound like a dying frog, btw. ^-^
......I do....Trust me I hear it every day...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:30:29 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 24, 2020, 02:02:33 AM
If you're dirt, what does that make me?
A good person....Someone who actually has a purpose.....A good artist and sculpter! I bet your good at singing too!
You are 100 times better than me. So if you're dirt, I'm dog poop.
....I eat dog poop....It has a use....
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:40:03 AM
......I do....Trust me I hear it every day...
Only one way to find out, mate. You must sing for us sometime.:D
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:41:15 AM
....I eat dog poop....It has a use....
Scott!!!! Don't do that!!!
Also, I'd happily sing for you. ^-^
It's nutritious....
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 24, 2020, 04:41:50 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:40:03 AM
......I do....Trust me I hear it every day...
Only one way to find out, mate. You must sing for us sometime.:D
No....No....nononono.......NOOOOO
Quote from: lass of something much on September 24, 2020, 04:42:45 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 24, 2020, 04:41:15 AM
....I eat dog poop....It has a use....
Scott!!!! Don't do that!!!
Also, I'd happily sing for you. ^-^
Hear that, bro? *Pushes Scott forward* Go on, she doesn't volunteer often. Good luck, man!
......*Scared*
Don't worry about it :) Just dewit
........*Help 911*
Don't worry, you don't need to listen, you're not missing anything. :P
Nono not what I meant!
*Leaves suddenly*
...
*Returns with a fancy hat on* What seems to be the problem?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 24, 2020, 04:48:53 AM
Don't worry, you don't need to listen, you're not missing anything. :P
Lies! (About the second part)
I just um.....Geh...Nyeh......Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?
...What?
*Is also confused*
So... No funeral?
Nah, now it's my turn, I've been waiting.
Oh, right.
*Begins digging hole with backhoe*
Thank you.
No problem! It's the least I can do. *Makes a hole big enough for a swimming pool*
Nice.
*Helicopters in with an olympic sized swimming pool.*
o.0
I wasn't that fat...
Bodies tend to bloat after awhile.
*Ze Rakghoulz entre ze topic, und zuz body mazz becomez a non-critical izzue*
@shisteer of nothing much Please change the topic name
*Buries Scott.* Poor fellow. I hope his family won't mourn for too long.
*Is at peace....sort of...*
He was so young...*Places a feather duster on Scott's grave because I couldn't find any flowers*...he had so much to live for!
The Brotherhood will miss him.
("Brotherhood")
(Hmm? *Tilts head*)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 08:24:56 PM
*Pulls out enchanted fork.*
I.
*Pulls out newly acquired magic spoon.*
AM.
*Charges Verdauga.*
OTTERBADGER!
I never doubted a word of it, you sounded like you had the Bloodwrath.
*Looks at Flib's post.*
Well, I'm not dead yet.
Yes, that's true... I suppose he had mercy on you at the last minute?
Nah, he just couldn't kill me.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 17, 2020, 06:23:10 PM
Yes, that's true... I suppose he had mercy on you at the last minute?
Otter part coming in, I think
Quote from: Verdauga on November 17, 2020, 06:13:10 PM
*Looks at Flib's post.*
Well, I'm not dead yet.
Are you mostly dead, though?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 17, 2020, 07:49:29 PM
Nah, he just couldn't kill me.
I feel like my post was just kinda glossed over...
Anyway, that remains to be seen?
Who said I was trying to kill you? You owe me twenty bucks.
Do I?
Yeah. I'm charging you.
Sweet.
*Stabs Kade with a USB-C cord.*
Now I'm charging you.
Great, now my fur is standing on end, and the next person that touches me is gonna get static shocked into the next dimension.
*Pats Kade on the shoulder.* It's okay buddy.
*Watches as Verdauga disappears from this realm in a bolt of lightning.*
...
...
Eh, I'm sure he'll make his way back at some point.
*Has elecrricity immunity and didn't go anywhere.*
It's a long way home.
*It's static shock, not electricity, silly goose.*
He will be missed.
*Falls to the ground and weeps in remembrance of
@Scott McLamok* He truly was the greatest member of the Infantry. In times of trouble he was always the first to put himself in harm's way. But... He would never have wanted us to mourn for this long. He always used to say, "When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain." :) I think we've all been sewer systems for far to long. >8(
I don't do sewer systems. Too many killer clowns.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 18, 2020, 07:52:35 PM
*Falls to the ground and weeps in remembrance of @Scott McLamok* He truly was the greatest member of the Infantry. In times of trouble he was always the first to put himself in harm's way. But... He would never have wanted us to mourn for this long. He always used to say, "When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain." :) I think we've all been sewer systems for far to long. >8(
I.....Have never heard Scott say that...
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 18, 2020, 07:52:35 PM
*Falls to the ground and weeps in remembrance of @Scott McLamok* He truly was the greatest member of the Infantry. In times of trouble he was always the first to put himself in harm's way. But... He would never have wanted us to mourn for this long. He always used to say, "When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain." :) I think we've all been sewer systems for far to long. >8(
You're right, Sheevie. I don't want to be a sewer system anymore.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 18, 2020, 07:52:35 PM
"When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain."
(Can I add this to my signature?)
I stand corrected, or rather, float corrected...
*Floats over to hellgates*
Spoiler
(https://preview.redd.it/255iuxdit0g21.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=8429d7f7d59660cdf5c9f6946fa08088dcf76dd5)
We all float down here.
If you try to die I'm going to kill you.
(Oops, no idea how I did youtube instead of img)
(Also too late)
Don't make me get you back out of there.... >_>
(*Can't hear Verdie over the screaming of suffering searat souls*)
Quote from: lass of something much on November 18, 2020, 10:33:25 PM
(*Can't hear Verdie over the screaming of suffering searat souls*)
He said:
DONT MAKE ME GET YOU BACK OUT OF THERE! Got that?
*Walks up to Lass.* Get out. Go back. Naow.
(Also, thanks, Bookie!)
Nyet.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 18, 2020, 09:33:19 PM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 18, 2020, 07:52:35 PM
"When you weep you're just like a sewer system. You wash out the pain."
(Can I add this to my signature?)
Of course, friend. :)
*Grabs Lass and drags her out of hellgates and back to the topic.*
Stay.
But like, no.
*Infant Ebby is floating and is rather unsure how to react*
*floats*
*Unpredictably sinks*
Glugbluhhelpglug!
*Notices a Seb sinking into his grave* Sup man!
I'M TOO IMPORTANT TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
*Dies* Well, dang. *Turns to Scott* Oh, hey. ^-^ What should we do?
I dunno! Do whatever ya want as long as you stick to your side of the coffin!
*Digs my OWN hole* There. ^-^ *Sets up a game of checkers*
Uhh....Red or black?
Red. *Moves piece*
Mmmkay! *Thinking* Hmmmmmmm.....*More thinking*.............Ehhhh......*Moves a piece into a very bad position*
Ooh! *Moves my rook to Boardwalk*
So, shall we haunt some people? Maybe go to Sheev's Haunted Mansion?
Oh, for Sete's pake *Revitalizes the both of them.*
Ooohhh! Wait......I sense something! HIDE ITS VERDAUGA HE IS GONNA TAKE US TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING!
TAKE ME BACK! I DON'T LIKE THIS CRUEL WORLD! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Verdauga......I'M TAKIN THIS TO COURT!
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F31.media.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_mbbkbo2vkq1r88uxlo1_500.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
Too late.
Please?
That moment when you're only dead for like two seconds:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ba395e94e754f675e8322a9c9f3d56a5/tenor.gif?itemid=10552482)
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/3c10fa84f08506c8bc47b4dd83a16892/tenor.gif?itemid=8728065)
That's how borderline-necromancy works.
Also, this was also Seb's funeral.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb53d916450d5839a831b023779dc592/tumblr_mlrxnj5ry71rhp124o1_500.gif)
Yep. From here (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11282.msg777959#msg777959) on.
Wait a sec... apparently Teer did kill you at one point.
Yep. I think this was before Verdsteer officially sailed though.
Is that a reason it shouldn't still count?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2020, 11:57:09 PM
Yep. From here (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11282.msg777959#msg777959) on.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/6365b288b8deae2a67b92540657f085b/tenor.gif?itemid=11811759)
You shall not pass!
Pass where?
To the underworld!
Ahh!
*Pounces into a blue jug*
*Trips*
O.O
*Falls*
*The jug in which Lass is confined begins to roll down a largeish cliff*
*Recovers, falls* Gah! *Rolls down the hill faster than Lass*
*is being bashed about*
*Jar roles over him*
*Clings to the side*
*Le crushed*
*The jug shatters*
*Piece of the jug digs into his spine*
*The lass has been bodily flung into a tree*
*Lies broken on the ground*
*crawls over to Scott*
S-sup?
*heals Scott waterbending style*
T-thanks! Now what about you?
Oh I'm fine! *offers Scott a paw up*
*Take the offered paw*
*Helps Scott up*
Thanks again!
*Continues waterbending*
I just realized this is my funeral....
Oh...Shoot..
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 15, 2020, 01:08:52 PM
I just realized this is my funeral....
RIP in peace my friend, RIP in peace.
Unless you're only mostly dead, as you seem to be.
*Buries Scott. Again.* What, is this guy a zombie or something?
Verdauga seems to want me alive.....
But of course.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 17, 2020, 07:21:38 PM
Verdauga seems to want me alive.....
I want you alive too...
Make it Verdauga's funeral, then.
You're almost thirty pages too late for that. Or almost eighteen for Verdie, I suppose.
Why? What's wrong with making it Verdie's funeral? *sulks*
He's already died once.
How about mine? I die a lot...
*Starts snuffocating*
*Poofs Scott back into her arms*
*Hugs*
*Le crushed*
*Lets go...*
*Hugs Lass now that his arms are free*
Only I'm allowed to die ;D
Nyet...
You know it's truuue
Are you....um?.....Unthreatening me?
Thank you, Bookie
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 18, 2020, 08:57:23 AM
Are you....um?.....Unthreatening me?
Somewhat!
Didn't Teer once go on a campaign to get us to stop saying 'you're welcome'? Can't remember what she wanted us to say instead, though. Or if it even happened.
Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2020, 09:05:10 AM
Didn't Teer once go on a campaign to get us to stop saying 'you're welcome'? Can't remember what she wanted us to say instead, though. Or if it even happened.
Oh! Yes! I believe she wanted us to say: No problem
Why? Were ya planning on doing a me and pinning me till I admit something? :giggle:
Mebe....
*Giggles*
Come on, you know I'm as stubborn as you!
I'm just more of a loser...
And I'm a lovable little brat
Loveable, yes....Brat, no...
I am very much a brat XD
Okay ask my siblings and perents if I am a useless, lazy, annoying idiot, who knows pretty much nothing, and consumes resources...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 18, 2020, 09:38:50 AM
Okay ask my siblings and perents if I am a useless, lazy, annoying idiot, who knows pretty much nothing, and consumes resources...
If they agree with that, they do not deserve your awesomeness.
Nah! It's true lol!
It is false.
Nyet
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2020, 09:40:55 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 18, 2020, 09:38:50 AM
Okay ask my siblings and perents if I am a useless, lazy, annoying idiot, who knows pretty much nothing, and consumes resources...
If they agree with that, they do not deserve your awesomeness.
Agreed.
Bleh!
Mlhem! So there!
Gehegegh!
*GASPS*
Wa?
Eyyyy!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 18, 2020, 09:45:12 AM
Bleh!
Quote from: lass of something much on December 18, 2020, 11:16:00 AM
Mlhem! So there!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 18, 2020, 11:40:26 AM
Gehegegh!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 18, 2020, 12:43:24 PM
Wa?
Quote from: lass of something much on December 19, 2020, 09:01:43 PM
Eyyyy!
Why are y'all summoning Cthulu?
When I googled what that was- My first reaction was: Ooooh, it looks like Del XP
Thats what he was supposed to be....
*Gaaaasp*
Interesting!
I agreedy
You waht?
OMG when I logged on to the forum I was viewing my updated topics and I saw 'Scott's funeral. Last Post by Scott McLamok' and I was like 🤣! If Scott is really dead, he should not be posting!
I dunno why that cracks me up, but it does.
(Lol. Death cannot stop true love. Lass is still here)
*Sits on a wooden table, very much alive*
(https://media.tenor.com/images/242cc2afeeea72f998b3b780220c6cc8/tenor.gif)
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.FRnZ4dWwCmZpud_MJQZxgAHaGc?pid=Api&rs=1)
Just as I suspected.
Ugh muffins.
(https://i.imgflip.com/39ph5r.png)
*Lip quivers* B-but life is fun!
...Ugh. If I must. *Hops in* Hold up. There isn't a portable toaster? That's it. I'm out. *Begins to do so*
Oh, they removed it for easy access. I can get it out of the hearse if you want.
Meh. *Falls out of the coffin and makes self comfortable in a batch of grass* I'm gonna take a nap.
Oh, that's good grass.
Since apparently nobeast here is dead, I will bring in a new deadbeast. Call Masika!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 10:50:40 PM
(Lol. Death cannot stop true love. Lass is still here)
*Sits on a wooden table, very much alive*
*SPLUTTTERS*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 22, 2020, 11:33:09 PM
Since apparently nobeast here is dead, I will bring in a new deadbeast. Call Masika!
I'm just dead inside.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 22, 2020, 11:33:40 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 10:50:40 PM
(Lol. Death cannot stop true love. Lass is still here)
*Sits on a wooden table, very much alive*
*SPLUTTTERS*
*Wipes spit off nose* Hey. *Resumes nap*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2020, 11:34:35 PM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 22, 2020, 11:33:09 PM
Since apparently nobeast here is dead, I will bring in a new deadbeast. Call Masika!
I'm just dead inside.
Well, that is not entirely dead then, but it still classifies as 'dead.'
And yet, I live.
*crackles.*
o.o....
:laugh:
O.o
*Comforts Verdauga with a pat on the head*
I'm kidding, by the way.
(I would hope so. :laugh:)
*Takes the pat away* :-|
Ididn'tsaytostop.
*Also pats Verdauga's head because all the cool kids are doing it*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.UPRU2nHLzeKaBa0syxwGawHaJp?w=182&h=237&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7)
Where are the tarts?
Eh?
The Knave of Hearts, he stole some tarts...
(And he got executed for it, of course)
A fitting punishment for such a dreadful crime.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 22, 2020, 10:42:14 PM
OMG when I logged on to the forum I was viewing my updated topics and I saw 'Scott's funeral. Last Post by Scott McLamok' and I was like 🤣! If Scott is really dead, he should not be posting!
I dunno why that cracks me up, but it does.
Verdauga unfairly revived me.....And I was just about to beat Seb in a game of undead checkers....
Yes.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 10:50:40 PM
(Lol. Death cannot stop true love. Lass is still here)
*Sits on a wooden table, very much alive*
As long as you aren't all dead, twue wuv cannot be stopped!
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 22, 2020, 11:37:42 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2020, 11:34:35 PM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 22, 2020, 11:33:09 PM
Since apparently nobeast here is dead, I will bring in a new deadbeast. Call Masika!
I'm just dead inside.
Well, that is not entirely dead then, but it still classifies as 'dead.'
See above. Mostly dead isn't all dead.
There is no real true love. Just the sentimental post of a lovelorn otter.
Excuse thou?
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 28, 2020, 11:10:52 PM
There is no real true love. Just the sentimental post of a lovelorn otter.
Awha?
*Lets out a sad, little sigh*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 28, 2020, 11:10:52 PM
There is no real true love. Just the sentimental post of a lovelorn otter.
I am neither lovelorn, nor an otter. If you mean Seb, I can't remember if he's an otter or not (
he had a profile pic of a turtle at one point). But do you doubt the power of McLass?
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 28, 2020, 11:10:52 PM
Just the sentimental post of a lovelorn otter.
That otter was Rippy.
Quote from: Booklover on December 29, 2020, 11:38:09 AM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 28, 2020, 11:10:52 PM
There is no real true love. Just the sentimental post of a lovelorn otter.
I am neither lovelorn, nor an otter. If you mean Seb, I can't remember if he's an otter or not (he had a profile pic of a turtle at one point). But do you doubt the power of McLass?
I meant Seb, not you, and of course I don't doubt the power of McLass!
Seb is an otter I don't know whether Seb is an otter or not but I believe he is.
Common opinion suggest tortoise, I think.
Maybe he's the most intelligent animal on earth. (A dolphin or mouse (of course, I'm definitely a mouse or a tree and I'm part of the race that commissioned the Earth (clearly, but don't tell anyone))).
(Look, I had to make a Hitchhiker's reference even if I use a lot of brackets.)
You can never have too many brackets. Look at algebra.
You can have unnecessary ones.
Unneccesary brackets are fun to use. They confuse people. ;)
Y)o(()(()((u (s)(u)(r))))(e)) y)o(()(()((u w(((()))a)))()()()n()((((((t t()()))))))()(((o))()()))))(((()()))(())) (())()(((s)))))((((u)))(((((g)()g((e)))s()()t t())))h(((((a)()t?))
Yup.
By the way, where is Scott? Is he dead still?
Wait what?!
It's his funeral. So he's probably dead. Unless you're, say, trying to trick some assassins, you're not going to hold a funeral for someone you know is alive, right?
Ive seen a ghost! And talked to it!
...
So have I.
:(
Didn't realise the page number so I made a non-Hitchhiker's reference rather than a Hitchhiker's one (though I made one before the topic was revived).
I guess this is the memorial to what was once a bowl of petunias, then?
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2021, 05:20:13 PM
It's his funeral. So he's probably dead. Unless you're, say, trying to trick some assassins, you're not going to hold a funeral for someone you know is alive, right?
What sort of assassins?
The kind that assassinate people, i assume.
*Makes spooky noises.* OoooooOOOOOO000000OOOOOoooooO
*Unimpressed as usual*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 15, 2021, 09:30:31 PM
Quote from: Booklover on November 15, 2021, 05:20:13 PM
It's his funeral. So he's probably dead. Unless you're, say, trying to trick some assassins, you're not going to hold a funeral for someone you know is alive, right?
What sort of assassins?
I probably shouldn't tell you, since it's sort of a spoiler for a book you might read in the future, and even naming the book is also sort of a spoiler.
But I'm not sure the type of assassins matters much to their victims.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 15, 2021, 10:02:56 PM
The kind that assassinate people, i assume.
A secret plan we must keep from Kade
Should we hire the kind that assassinate Otterbadgers? Then we won't get eaten anymore.
He'll read it anyway, you know...
Meh. He believes himself to be invincible, in case you haven't noticed.
Kade, eyes OFF
do you suppose he's already read them? :giggle:If you have, respond Kade.
Golly gee, so many things I'm not allowed to read. And right after talking about assassins. Super sus.
Do not read, Kade 🤨
Was that a response to me?!
Kade, don't look at this
Let's make a "Secrets we must keep from Kade" thread.
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Quote from: lass of something much on November 18, 2021, 09:24:21 PM
Don't read, Flib
Kade, don't read this!
Ah, but this time Lass is allowed to read the thread, and Kade isn't.
And what exactly was the point of ghost mentioning me here? Not appreciated -_-
Might've been a mistake.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 19, 2021, 06:49:00 PM
And what exactly was the point of ghost mentioning me here? Not appreciated -_-
I didn't ghost mention you -_-
Anywat rip me and sll that *Slams his coffin shut and tries to shuffle his way into his grave*
You're alive? :o
No.
Yes.
*Pokes the coffin with a stick*
No u
There's at least one of 'em, actually.
*climbs up on the table and cups ands around mouth* SCOTT MCLAMOK, I OFFICIALLY DECLARE THAT YOU'RE ALIVE SO THERE!
Why did I bury him then? My poor boy.
*hes ded*
HE IS NOWW! BWHAHAHHAHAH! *Stabs Scott*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2021, 12:58:46 AM
Why did I bury him then? My poor boy.
Seb's poorer than Scott, because he's been disinherited. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on November 25, 2021, 07:04:05 PM
HE IS NOWW! BWHAHAHHAHAH! *Stabs Scott*
How rude. You didn't even let him make a farewell speech.
*Cries in a corner*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 25, 2021, 09:16:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 25, 2021, 12:58:46 AM
Why did I bury him then? My poor boy.
Seb's poorer than Scott, because he's been disinherited. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on November 25, 2021, 07:04:05 PM
HE IS NOWW! BWHAHAHHAHAH! *Stabs Scott*
How rude. You didn't even let him make a farewell speech.
Stabbing people to death is generally considered impolite.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 26, 2021, 12:12:52 AM
*Cries in a corner*
Come on, there's enough sadness in this place without crying.
*Slappy*
*Slappy right back at ya*
:o Oh no you di'nt!
Did too. You slap me, I'll slap right back.
*Eats Flib and Ally.* No violence please.
*Continues to Slappy Flib* Yes violence.
*Continues to slap back* Take that, and that, and that!
*Coughs up Flib.* I said no.
I said Yes.
Stahp.
No.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 27, 2021, 03:07:43 PM
*Coughs up Flib.* I said no.
;D My wicked plan worked, now I'm not eated anymore! ;D
Quote from: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 03:23:13 PM
I said Yes.
You can't slap me if you're inside Kade and I'm not.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 03:30:30 PM
No.
No, as in no more slapping?
More slappying. >:D
*Crawls up and out of Kade*
Stahp.
Beats Ally down with an Ineffectual Facewhacker.
*Slappys WT*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 04:39:16 PM
More slappying. >:D
*Crawls up and out of Kade*
*Keeps mouth shut.*
*click*
*Swallows.*
*Resists*
*Swallows again, but even more so.*
Soooo. Can I die now or what?
Nooooooooooo, don't die Scott!
*Nods in agreement.*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 27, 2021, 05:57:26 PM
Stahp.
Beats Ally down with an Ineffectual Facewhacker.
@WorshipTiria, if it's ineffectual, it won't work.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 29, 2021, 08:58:33 PM
Soooo. Can I die now or what?
No, because if you die I'll kill you.
Yes. Can you please shoo these people trying to ruin my death
*Stabs Scott a few more times*
*Desperate screaming*
*but not completely
*it says completely*
*Don't believe everything you read*
*Or anything, for that matter.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 01, 2021, 08:57:40 PM
*Don't believe everything you read*
*Doesn't believe this post*
Good, good.
Bad, bad.
*Doubt evereything*
You gave her trust issues, Kade :P
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 01, 2021, 08:50:10 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 01, 2021, 11:24:06 AM
*Stabs Scott a few more times*
*lereallytotallycompletelyded*
*Pulls out a gun and starts emptying the mag into Scott's corpse*
*Confiscates the weaponry from Lass.*
I do not trust you with these.
*Revitalizes Scott.* There.
Why would you let her do it again?!
Tell us how you really feel, Lass...
Quote from: lass of something much on December 01, 2021, 10:53:05 PM
You gave her trust issues, Kade :P
I did nothing of the sort.
I don't think.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 01, 2021, 11:15:25 PM
*Confiscates the weaponry from Lass.*
I do not trust you with these.
*Revitalizes Scott.* There.
*was stabbing Scott with an overly sharpened fork*
Uh.. Wait, don't do that!! I've been tryna kill him for pages!! *grabs back the gun*
(https://tenor.com/view/reload-ak47-gun-rifle-gif-20570225.gif)
*empties the new mag into Scott's chest, passes Verd the gun back, poofs in another overly sharpened fork, and starts stabbing what's left of Scott*
With what gun? They've all beeen consfiscated. Forks too, for that matter. ;) So why don't you just let Scott be.
*Grabs Lass and stuffs her into his fluff.* Lass dear, your excessive violence is rather excessive ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on December 02, 2021, 03:27:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 01, 2021, 11:15:25 PM
*Confiscates the weaponry from Lass.*
I do not trust you with these.
*Revitalizes Scott.* There.
*was stabbing Scott with an overly sharpened fork*
Uh.. Wait, don't do that!! I've been tryna kill him for pages!! *grabs back the gun*
(https://tenor.com/view/reload-ak47-gun-rifle-gif-20570225.gif)
*empties the new mag into Scott's chest, passes Verd the gun back, poofs in another overly sharpened fork, and starts stabbing what's left of Scott*
They've both been teaching you bad habits, Lass. :giggle:
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2021, 12:59:59 PM
With what gun? They've all beeen consfiscated. Forks too, for that matter. ;) So why don't you just let Scott be.
Yes leave the cadaver alone
How aren't ya dead yet?!? *Steps out of Kade's fluff and throws a grenade at Scott*
Because I turned off friendly fire.
It's nice that we're all friends ^-^
This isn't a party, it's a funeral.
Plus, I'm fairly certain I buried Scott a long time ago.
I'm not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2020, 01:11:56 AM
*Buries Scott.* He passed so young, probably.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2020, 08:21:04 PM
*Buries Scott.* The poor dear.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 08:52:56 PM
*Buries Scott.* Poor fellow. I hope his family won't mourn for too long.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 17, 2020, 07:00:01 PM
*Buries Scott. Again.* What, is this guy a zombie or something?
Yeah, I'm fairly certain I did. :giggle:
And I'm fairly certain you didn't, 'cause he's still alive.
Anyone can be exhumed.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2021, 05:01:43 PM
Because I turned off friendly fire.
He's not on my team! He's using cheats!
Ahhhh, it's so nice when we're all friends ^_^
Quote from: lass of something much on December 02, 2021, 08:42:55 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2021, 05:01:43 PM
Because I turned off friendly fire.
He's not on my team! He's using cheats!
I'm not on your team either.
@Scott McLamok is easier to ping when he's not dead.
*turns off friendly fire and stabs Scott through the ribs*
He's already buried though.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 02, 2021, 09:52:35 PM
*turns off friendly fire and stabs Scott through the ribs*
Friendly fire: Permission denied.
denial refused
Refusal ignored.
This is more fun than I thought. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on December 02, 2021, 09:52:35 PM
*turns off friendly fire and stabs Scott through the ribs*
Is it a crime for him to be alive?
Quote from: lass of something much on December 01, 2021, 10:53:05 PMYou gave her trust issues, Kade :P
Trust me, I was practically born with them, has nuthin to do with Kade. If anything, he helps.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2021, 02:13:50 AM
Refusal ignored.
This is more fun than I thought. ;D
Ignorance disregarded
Ignoring Verd's looping posts in itself is ignorant.
Precisely.
Indeedly.
He's not looping right now, he's having fun
Mmmmmmmmmmm.... >_>
There's salad at Scott's funeral. :giggle:
You are quite literally...well...salad...
Quote from: lass of something much on December 03, 2021, 08:36:13 PM
He's not looping right now, he's having fun
He's having fun being a loop. :giggle:
Indeed.
This has gone too far.
*Summons a giant meteor named Steve*
*Chases Steve*
But why?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 05, 2021, 08:20:39 PM
This has gone too far.
*Summons a giant meteor named Steve*
Those two sentences are very contradictory.
Yall are preventing Scott from dying.
*Steve is getting closer to the funeral service*
This isn't a service, it's a thread. ::)
It's knot a service, it's a thread.
You're both threads.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AcceptableChiefGeese-size_restricted.gif)
I thought you were chasing steve, for some reason.
Yes, but then i abandoned thread. ::)
But why? :(
Because im a meanie. :P
#truth
Yuppers.
Well. *Catches Ally before she can leave.* You will suffer the same fate as the rest of us. ^-^
*Ded*
Not yet, at least. :laugh:
*Very much yet.*
Being caught by me is that bad, huh? Understandable :giggle:
*Even more dedding commences*
*Revitalizes Ally.*
*Impossible*
as if lol
You're clearly alive though.
Nah.
*WT-40 the paramedic drops in*
Is somebody about to die?
Nope.
*Dedding*
Quote from: Ally046 on December 13, 2021, 04:10:41 PM
Nope.
*Dedding*
I guess I'm late.
*Removes WT-40 the Paramedic clothing to reveal WT-40 the necromancer clothing*
But I'm not!
*Necromances Ally*
Oooo, multi-class.
A necromancer is just a late paramedic.
*REMAINES DED*
Golly gee yo.
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Did you just have a seizure?
UERYWCIHDNXMA9YIDTVBCHN92WI!!!
I think she's excited.
Nyeh!
See? Told ya ^-^
*Screams*
So excited.
*Collapses*
Rather feeble, aren't ya?
That's a lot of @'s
-•- Ja.
The nose knows.
How come you haven't been here for your own funeral?-•-
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
But like, no. No killing Scott.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2021, 10:41:29 AM
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
Three magazines? :o
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2021, 10:41:29 AM
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
Three magazines? :o
Pretty impressive actually. Considering that they were exploding rounds...
This funeral is the most un-funeralistic funeral that I've ever been to. (Which isn't saying much, as I've only been to one funeral.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 07:03:46 PM
This funeral is the most un-funeralistic funeral that I've ever been to. (Which isn't saying much, as I've only been to one funeral.)
You should have seen Seb's...
Seb's funeral seems to be mostly dead, but not all dead. (Nobody's posted there for a while.)
It's slightly alive.
It's slipped from slightly alive to mostly dead whilst we were talking.
Like going from C sharp to D flat.
-_- I don't know what that sounds like because I don't sing.
They're the same note.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 01, 2022, 06:58:46 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2021, 10:41:29 AM
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
Three magazines? :o
Pretty impressive actually. Considering that they were exploding rounds...
Indeed.. He was wearing armour though, to be fair
Quote from: lass of something much on January 04, 2022, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 01, 2022, 06:58:46 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2021, 10:41:29 AM
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
Three magazines? :o
Pretty impressive actually. Considering that they were exploding rounds...
Indeed.. He was wearing armour though, to be fair
True...
But at least we enjoyed the fireworks display that was caused by it...
Quote from: lass of something much on January 04, 2022, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 01, 2022, 06:58:46 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2021, 10:41:29 AM
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
Three magazines? :o
Pretty impressive actually. Considering that they were exploding rounds...
Indeed.. He was wearing armour though, to be fair
Making him quite dead while he was wearing armor wasn't fair. (To the armor, that is.)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 04, 2022, 08:14:06 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 04, 2022, 06:46:40 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 01, 2022, 06:58:46 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 01, 2022, 06:55:22 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 14, 2021, 10:41:29 AM
Cause I emptied three mags into him, and stabbed him forty three times with a sharpened fork, making him quite dead for pages
Three magazines? :o
Pretty impressive actually. Considering that they were exploding rounds...
Indeed.. He was wearing armour though, to be fair
True...
But at least we enjoyed the fireworks display that was caused by it...
And hey, it even dug a grave for his blood splatters and scattered bones
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 04, 2022, 02:44:35 PM
-_- I don't know what that sounds like because I don't sing.
Do you play any instruments?
I'm thinking not, but I suppose I don't know that for sure :giggle:
What the heck happened here?
I dunno, you tell me.
It's your funeral...
Of who?
37 people.
All of whom survived.
Wow...
That's...
Pretty underwhelming to say the least...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 14, 2022, 05:45:55 AM
What the heck happened here?
Ya died, mate. And I got scratched by a very small kitten
Where's the kitten?
Right there!
*points to Kade*
WHERE?! *Spins around*
Kade, you're the kitten. ::)
I'm an Otterbadger, but thanks anyways. ^-^
-_-
;)
What's wrong with your eye?! D:
It's stuck. I was trying to do my mascara, but accidentally grabbed the super glue.
XD You should stick with shampooing your floof instead.
I have a heat gun if you want to get your eye open.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 19, 2022, 02:44:42 PM
I'm an Otterbadger, but thanks anyways. ^-^
The only difference is the size.
And bigger is better in this case.
Indeed.
;)
Dear dear. However are we going to get that eye unstuck?
lick it
Warm water and soap
Sounds painful.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 20, 2022, 06:58:48 PM
lick it
Warm water and soap
I'll do it. Heeeere, kitty kittyyyyyy. *Ck, ck*
*dumps cold water and soap over Kade's head in a helpful manner*
Much helpful, such kindness. ^-^
I'm so nice. ;D
*Starts brushing Kade's fur with a fork*
O.o He's going to hit the ceiling when he discovers that you stole his beloved fork.
Nawwww, he had a spoon. ;)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2022, 01:14:49 AM
O.o He's going to hit the ceiling when he discovers that you stole his beloved fork.
Oh don't worry, that isn't my fork he's using. ^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 21, 2022, 01:40:24 AM
Nawwww, he had a spoon. ;)
Has a spoon. And a fork.
I think your sons have stolen back their inheritance.
Stolen back? It was never theirs to begin with, and they don't have the ability to take my stuff. :)
Well, it technically was theirs, before they were disinherited, and since they just took your stuff a few posts ago, you can't say they don't have the ability to do so.
They didn't, and it was never their inheritance to begin with. My stuff'll be buried with me like I'm a friggin' Pharaoh.
Make sure you put some curses or booby traps to deter any potential treasure hunters. (Like myself...)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2022, 02:27:59 PM
They didn't, and it was never their inheritance to begin with. My stuff'll be buried with me like I'm a friggin' Pharaoh.
This is even funnier to me because of an inside joke about Pharaohs with me and my sisters.
:3
;D IKR
Pharaoh has people trapped in his headress and when their families say, 'Let our people go!' then he says, 'Only if you give me a trampoline built over my swimming pool, RIGHT NOW!!!' and then he falls into the swimming pool because he broke the trampoline. It's quite funny.
That's amazing.
Yeah, you should totally meet my little sisters some day. You'd like their senses of humor quite a lot, methinks!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2022, 03:43:44 PM
That's amazing.
If you think that's amazing, wait until you hear about Simple Simon...
Oh yeah. :D
Oh? Yeah?
(https://c.tenor.com/T71Q19nAn9MAAAAM/oh-yeah-vector.gif)
Ew
Vector! Has direction and magnitude!
You've been victored
*Freezez 'iz (Vector'z) 'ead*
O.O
...
....
.......
Oh my-
*reads a book in the corner*
Strange place for that.
Better zan in a tyre rollin' doon ze ztreet.
So you say, but I'm not convinced.
*Putz Kade in a tyre viz a book, und rollz 'im doon ze ztreet*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2022, 08:43:53 PMStrange place for that.
How so? I've been doing it all my life.
*Vonderz vot 'appened tae
@Kade Rivok in ze tyre viz ze book*
He was in a tire with a book?
*Walks in with a tire around his belly.* Sorta, I guess.
So anyway, who are we gonna kill next?
:)
>_>
<_<
*backs away slooowly*
Ve could zhave Kade'z Otterbadger fur av off...
I believe we're talking about killing someone, not dishonoring them. Plus I'm pretty sure his floof is flame and blade proof from past experience
Ah zought 'e zaid zomevhere zat 'e vid die if 'e lozt 'iz floof...
In that case, how do you shave an otterbadger?
You don't ^-^
Firzt ve get zome anti-godmodin' povder, und cover ze fur viz it . . . und zen ve get an ordinary razour
UND ZHAVE AV O' IT OFF! MUVAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
That sounds dangerous. Where does one get anti-godmoding powder? And in such large quantities as to cover Kade's floof?
Amazon, o' courze! Und it can come in a major box taae, zae ve'll 'ave anozer large box vhich can be uzed fer a variety o' uzez!
Wortshires delivery service
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Why are we all in such a hurry to shave anti-godmodding powder off Kade? Wouldn't that completely undermine any plans to kill him?
Besides, I'm sure there are more practical ways to get rid of it.
Not that it could happen, of course :giggle:
sooo is this still my funeral? am i still dead? i didnt bother to read the 20 sum pages that were unread
I think Kade was trying to bring you back with his various questionable techniques
as a loving father should
I dunno if that's quite the word I'd use to explain Kade's parenting, but suureee
trust me he's good ::)
Quote from: lass of something much on February 09, 2023, 09:25:20 AMI dunno if that's quite the word I'd use to explain Kade's parenting, but suureee
I'm a wonderful parent, you're just jelly.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on February 09, 2023, 07:47:18 AMsooo is this still my funeral? am i still dead? i didnt bother to read the 20 sum pages that were unread
*Sticks enchanted fork in Scott, sending a bolt of life energy through him, revitalizing the poor creature.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 12, 2023, 07:46:14 PMWAIT WAIT WAIT.
Why are we all in such a hurry to shave anti-godmodding powder off Kade? Wouldn't that completely undermine any plans to kill him?
Besides, I'm sure there are more practical ways to get rid of it.
Ve're nae zhavin' ze
povder off, ze povder enablez uz tae zhave ze
fur off o' Kade, vhich vid make 'im vulnerable.
We also need to get rid of his magical fork.
You wish ;)
And it's enchanted.
SwatIsaid.
No, you said it was magical. It's not magical, it's enchanted. Fork is enchanted, spoon is magic.
Whatever. All the more reason to get rid of both.
Don't make me fork you.
I'd rather be forked than eaten.
You realize one generally leads to the other, right?
Nope.*steals fork*
One, your thing broke. Two, you don't know where the fork is :giggle:
Oh, it unbroke. I'm so proud
I do know where it is. After all, I stole it.
*Enchanted fork appears in paw.*
*Forks Flib*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2023, 02:59:43 PMQuote from: lass of something much on February 09, 2023, 09:25:20 AMI dunno if that's quite the word I'd use to explain Kade's parenting, but suureee
I'm a wonderful parent, you're just jelly.
Nah. I've got Corn!
Cornpop
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2023, 09:02:12 PMCornpop
That is easily the worst thing I have seen or heard all day, and I had a conversation about dead bodies and how to get away with murder today.
*Vhilzt av ziz vaz gaein' on, ze enchanted fork ran off viz ze magic zpoon, und zereby zolved ze entire problem immediately*
Zere'z zat dealt viz. Na' on tae ze matter o' zhavin' Kade'z fur off...
#literallyimpossible
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 09, 2023, 11:37:23 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2023, 09:02:12 PMCornpop
That is easily the worst thing I have seen or heard all day, and I had a conversation about dead bodies and how to get away with murder today.
;)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on February 09, 2023, 11:37:23 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2023, 09:02:12 PMCornpop
That is easily the worst thing I have seen or heard all day, and I had a conversation about dead bodies and how to get away with murder today.
Knowing you, you're probably already an expert on this. :giggle:
What do you mean by this? I need an explanation.
Well, aren't we planning to murder someone in our wedding thread? Or was that just us threatening everyone in general who supports our ship?
I support your ship.
You're dead.
Very. Dead.
and you just noticed this NOW?
*Bringz a copy o' ze movie IT, und ztartz playin' zaid movie*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on February 22, 2023, 09:42:19 AMand you just noticed this NOW?
I wasn't talking to
you. Obviously you're dead. It's your funeral. :giggle:
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2023, 08:42:35 PMQuote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2023, 04:51:23 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 17, 2022, 12:16:54 AMQuote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2022, 10:00:00 PMWortshires delivery service
Exactly. @Captain Wortshire ...?
*materializes from the void*
What?
Dae ye 'ave zome anti-godmodin' povder ve could order zat vid vork on Kade und 'iz floof?
*pulls out tablet*Have? Listen, my business is to meet the demands of the customer, no matter how ridiculous it may seem...
As for the powder, we carry powder for many different situations, vanishing powder, acidic powder, baby powder...
Just fill out the usual form, and your delivery should arrive between now and 6 months depending on the situation...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on April 30, 2023, 05:28:40 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2023, 08:42:35 PMQuote from: Captain Wortshire on April 29, 2023, 04:51:23 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 17, 2022, 12:16:54 AMQuote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2022, 10:00:00 PMWortshires delivery service
Exactly. @Captain Wortshire ...?
*materializes from the void*
What?
Dae ye 'ave zome anti-godmodin' povder ve could order zat vid vork on Kade und 'iz floof?
*pulls out tablet*
Have? Listen, my business is to meet the demands of the customer, no matter how ridiculous it may seem...
As for the powder, we carry powder for many different situations, vanishing powder, acidic powder, baby powder...
Just fill out the usual form, and your delivery should arrive between now and 6 months depending on the situation...
*Fillz oot ze forme* Zere ye gae!
*taps on (new) mechanical gauntlet*
Your order should be...
*drone drops in with package*
...Right now
*pulls out tablet*
Sign here please
*Zignz* Na', juzt need tae foind Kade...
Bring what? The powder?
'ere Kadie Kadie Kade... *Danglez a leaf o' lettuce zat lookz loike Flib but iznae tae try tae lure oot ze Otterbadger*
*Lurks*
Are you a guest now?
Sooooo... Justice cake?
Juzt 'iz cake...?
It's just his cake.
Ach, 'e could zhare it...
But we all know he probably won't
Aye.
Then again, do we really want cake made from just ice?
Tiz better zan unjuzt oice.
True that, my good sir, true that. Unjust ice is a nasty fellow and no mistake
I met him in an alley once. Made me slip and then took all my money.