*Turns to camera, adjusting green tie* Greetings, and welcome to the official Cellar news channel. Where we tell you what you NEED to know! Has life become too hard? Is it difficult to use your own brain to make decisions that someone else could make for you? FEAR NOT! We are here to assist my needs- ah, wait, I meant to assist YOU!:D (Charlie, edit that for me, will ya?)
First off, it has been announced that Heflin the Cow has been seen jumping over the moon. Spoons and dishes flee in terror, while the dogs laugh and the cats fiddles. What will we do? What should YOU do? Stay tuned.
Next up, is the cake actually a lie? Also stay tuned.
*The screen switches to a commercial and Seb hops out of his seat* I could use some more people in my staff. Any volunteers? I could use some reporters to find some stories and the like.
Sure! I'm a decent reporter.
I'll take your word for it! *Hands Jarky a paper and pencil* Take Bert, he has the camera.
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*unplugs it*
@Sebias of Redwall I need a new rule in the cellars! PLEASE HEAR ME OUT!
*Hands the mic to Scott* Let's hear it. Then we might repeat it later tonight.
*Smiles warmly at Scott and whispers* Good luck! :)
Didn't we already have a thread like this?
Not that I know of?
Found it! Forum News Network (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11364.0)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 17, 2020, 09:33:30 AM
*Hands the mic to Scott* Let's hear it. Then we might repeat it later tonight.
Thank you Seb! *Coughs* Ah-hem! I would like Seb's vote to count as two!
o.0
Eh?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 17, 2020, 08:28:47 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 17, 2020, 09:33:30 AM
*Hands the mic to Scott* Let's hear it. Then we might repeat it later tonight.
Thank you Seb! *Coughs* Ah-hem! I would like Seb's vote to count as two!
Could you elaborate on that please, sir? I must say that I'm intrigued!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 17, 2020, 08:27:35 PM
Found it! Forum News Network (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11364.0)
Oh. >.> Well that's disappointing. I thought this was my idea. EH. Originality is overrated. ;D
Also:
BrEaKiNg NeWs! (If fashionably late. *Cough cough*) The Cellars are in chaos as dung beetles invade! Many powers are at play, folks. Will the Emperor Sebias Humbleton remain on top? Will the Usurper or the any of the others manage to grasp a hold before they are stopped? Stay tuned.
@Evie what are your thoughts on the matter? *Gives the mic to Evie*
Uhh... I haven't been on here for very long but I'm interested to see how it goes.
Thank you for your insight, Evie. I'm sure the world would agree with your assessment! ^-^
Now,
@Jarky Thistlebrush. Go get that news! Your things should be over in the closet over there. Go get those stories! :D
*Grabs a microphone from the closet* Well, in the latest news, three forces seem to be warring over domination of the cellars: Cyborgs, whatever the weird shadow thingys are, and Sheev's dung beetles.
This ain't good.....Man wish One-Eye was more active!
Get him to come on by bugging him on discord, he's almost always there
*The crowd gasps*
*After a news jungle the camera cuts to me sitting behind a desk.*
In otter news, this just in. Kade Rivok has reappeared on the forums, and is showing his activity. His enemies will need something stronger to stop him next time.
*Grabs a camera and starts tailing Kade*
PSA: If you learn more than what you need to know, you may be taken to a government black site for memory reconstruction.
...Okay. How much is too much?
Enough is too much!
(I wonder if you know where I got that.)
Nope.
*Grabs some coffee*
*passes Seb the honey*
So, now for the weather forecast this week:
Tomorrow, it'll rain cats and dogs. Probably.
The day after it is likely there will be some beavers on the loose.
Unfortunately, it is impossible to be sure exactly what the weather will be after that. Sorry for the inconvenience?
Breaking news: I posted a new song on my song thread. (I'm only saying this here 'cause no ones noticed *Sad face*)
I'm so sorry! I listened to it, but I completely forgot to comment. I'll do that now.
You don't have to apologize :laugh:
The rest of y'all should though.
Important announcement: I am very, very sorry.
There, is that fine?
It is, but now you have to listen to the song :giggle:
I already did
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2020, 08:56:21 PM
*passes Seb the honey*
So, now for the weather forecast this week:
Tomorrow, it'll rain cats and dogs. Probably.
The day after it is likely there will be some beavers on the loose.
Unfortunately, it is impossible to be sure exactly what the weather will be after that. Sorry for the inconvenience?
Pfft, that's a dumb weather report.
Hi, it's Shisteer here to report on traffic news.
Things seem to be slowing down a bit in the Fan Crafts, with all movement over in Ratty Driftwood completely ground to a halt as we wait for Firestripe to return from his scouting trip. There was a bit of oil on the road as Lady Ashenwyte returned and brought in her airforce, but it doesn't seem to have come to much in the long run.
Frustration builds in the Labyrinth as people have been too busy getting lost to bother posting, meaning the ones who are available can't do anything.
Wildflower Inn is going steadily. There was a bit of inactivity there for a week or so, but things are beginning to pick up again and it'll likely soon be chaos.
Over at the fighting arena, we appear to have gotten into a lull, with the combatants falling asleep in the sand. The audience is not happy, and neither is the referee, but there isn't much they can do at the moment.
Over on the fanfiction board there has been about as much traffic as there usually is, which isn't saying much at all.
Fan crafts had an exciting new post last week, but it turned out to be someone just complimenting someone's work, so we all calmed down.
The Fan Art board has been ticking along. We have some wonderful new artists and things are getting exciting. Not too much at this early stage, but it has potential.
That's the Fan Works board news. Thank you for listening and we'll get back to you, after the break.
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 08, 2020, 03:29:10 AM
Frustration builds in the Labyrinth as people have been too busy getting lost to bother posting, meaning the ones who are available can't do anything.
Wildflower Inn is going steadily. There was a bit of inactivity there for a week or so, but things are beginning to pick up again and it'll likely soon be chaos.
Over at the fighting arena, we appear to have gotten into a lull, with the combatants falling asleep in the sand. The audience is not happy, and neither is the referee, but there isn't much they can do at the moment.
I'm thinking about having LotL placed in the incomplete/abandoned roleplays section if nothing substantial occurs by February.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 08, 2020, 07:43:05 AM
*Camera shifts to a commercial*
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I'm convinced. *Goes to buy Scott Crisps immediately*
Wise choice!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 08, 2020, 07:43:05 AM
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I love it. :laugh:
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Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2020, 01:45:29 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 08, 2020, 03:29:10 AM
Frustration builds in the Labyrinth as people have been too busy getting lost to bother posting, meaning the ones who are available can't do anything.
Wildflower Inn is going steadily. There was a bit of inactivity there for a week or so, but things are beginning to pick up again and it'll likely soon be chaos.
Over at the fighting arena, we appear to have gotten into a lull, with the combatants falling asleep in the sand. The audience is not happy, and neither is the referee, but there isn't much they can do at the moment.
I'm thinking about having LotL placed in the incomplete/abandoned roleplays section if nothing substantial occurs by February.
Ach, that would be a shame.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2020, 09:03:27 PM
Breaking news: I posted a new song on my song thread. (I'm only saying this here 'cause no ones noticed *Sad face*)
(I listened to it. It was
AMAZING, dude! I'm not sure if I already commented there or not... I thought I did...)
(Yeah, you did ;D Appreciate it man)
I listened to it, but I need to listen again before I try to figure it out. Good work though!
Lol, thanks.
Sooo....No news?
No, just olds. The DDBs attacked many years ago, now that's an imteresting story.
*Claps paws* Y'all is slacking! Go out there and cause some chaos! *Grabs broom* Shoo, shoo!
Mmm.....What can cause chaos?
MAGICAL....UNICORNS.
Noice! Anyone else?
Me.
. . . True.
Yes, that's why I said it. ^-^
BREAKING NEWS...
The Shadows are currently just lazing about right now...
But soon...
VERY SOON...
IN FACT...
RIGHT NOW...
You will all die...
TO DEATH...
Eat yer foot!
*Starts chewing his boot*
Nooott yooouuuu..
Tastes good!
O.O
Ahem, news, there is an urgent appeal for writers to start participating in the Forum's writing contests. Nothing perfect, all are welcomed. If someone isn't comfortable sharing any writing, then please feel free to read and leave comments and such!:D
Also, Brenard's Bulldozers company has come out with a new brand of Burritos. *Organ music plays*
Also, also, I just moved my toe. D:
D:
Oh noooo!!
Tragic, am I right? To help, please donate your socks. :)
You don't want mine...
Or do I?...
Mwhehehe...
Ummm......No? Maybe?
Heh. Fine.
Anywho. *Turns camera to Scott* What are your current thoughts atm, good sir?
*Straightens his shirt and takes a breath mint*
[Deep voice] Well I am glad you asked! I currently think the cellar have calmed down a bit....I don't like it..It's to quiet...Well we do have something stirring in the courthouse! I hope an execution comes! Anyway! The subject of two plus two as alway baffled me and I would like to hear your thoughts o it Seb! [/deep voice]
(Lol)
I agree, my fine fellow. As for your query, I find it rather simple really. It is a made up concept that makes no sense. :) *Turns to camera* Let's all thank Scott for being here with us tonight though. *Rounds of applause ensue* Thank you all!
*Cameras turn off* Right! *Hops out of chair* Let's get something to drink.
Thank you Seb! *Claps for himself*
*Bursts onto the stage*
I can't stop him! He's coming.
*Gasp* Who?!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 29, 2020, 06:32:33 AM
*Straightens his shirt and takes a breath mint*
[Deep voice] Well I am glad you asked! I currently think the cellar have calmed down a bit....I don't like it..It's to quiet...Well we do have something stirring in the courthouse! I hope an execution comes! Anyway! The subject of two plus two as alway baffled me and I would like to hear your thoughts o it Seb! [/deep voice]
*Well, I have been fairly inactive, and the majority of the people who cause large amounts of chaos aren't as active as usual.
I can probably cause some chaos if y'all want...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 30, 2020, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 29, 2020, 06:32:33 AM
*Straightens his shirt and takes a breath mint*
[Deep voice] Well I am glad you asked! I currently think the cellar have calmed down a bit....I don't like it..It's to quiet...Well we do have something stirring in the courthouse! I hope an execution comes! Anyway! The subject of two plus two as alway baffled me and I would like to hear your thoughts o it Seb! [/deep voice]
*Well, I have been fairly inactive, and the majority of the people who cause large amounts of chaos aren't as active as usual.
(Yar. True, true.)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 30, 2020, 01:51:02 AM
I can probably cause some chaos if y'all want...
OoOoOoH!
The last few pages have been rather amusing.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 30, 2020, 01:01:37 AM
*Bursts onto the stage*
I can't stop him! He's coming.
Ok we ded
*Loads gun....Realizes it was already loaded......Shoots the ground, then reloads it and stands the epically *
WHO GAVE LASS A GUN!?!
...*Points at Scott*
*Glares at Scott.*
*Pokes Verdie with the gun*
BREAKING NEWS: One of our rival corporation's top newsbroadcaster person thingy is being held at gunpoint by a young teenager. We all hope, here at DDB News, that he dies survives this wonderful terrible, terrible situation.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 02, 2021, 12:08:28 AM
*Pokes Verdie with the gun*
*Snatches the gun away.* I can't trust y'all, can I?
UPDATE: Well, it seems that Veronica Verdauga (strange name, that) has swiped the gun away. Things are looking positive for him! But not us. This'll create the publicity to get them all the viewers, I'm sure.
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THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY UNIT CB-1
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Ḃ̴̨̢̦̙̥͍̝̊͊͌͛͊̈ͅE̸͈̋̔̕E̴̛͒̾̿̕̕͠ͅP̴̞̗͍̈́͒̓̈ ̶̭͎̮͇̬͗B̸̘͚͖̺̙̲͑̿̇̀͒Ả̷̡̧̠̘̠̱̲̟W̴̠̥̰̻̼̺̦͋̑̔͘ͅA̴͎̯̬͉̯̔͠ ̵̧̞͎̘̻̠͖̗̅̏̅̂̓͋̔́B̸̧̈̐̿Ę̸̟̹͍̤̲̠̀̍͗͒͆̄͘Ĕ̴̖È̸̥͚̖̼͙̰͎͔́E̸̬̫͖̓̕Ẻ̵̩Ē̸̜̮̹̗͑̀̒̚͝͝P̷̭̓̓̆̾͛,̴̨̰̣̬͇̝̓̔̈́̂̔͝ ̶̮͈͇̑B̷͇̓̒̒̍́̔͂̽Ą̸̡͇̥̩͐̌̇́̾̿͒́ ̸̜̹̙͇̑͊̀B̵̢̮̦̭̝̙͋͊́͆̆̄̕͠ͅW̸̨͇̣̟̣̒͌̀͝E̶̡͍̥̠͔͇͌̂̄̏̑̈͜ͅË̷͙̮͇̣́̉̆́͜͜͜Ṕ̴̜̿̋ ̶̡̧̰̫̙̱̜̠̈̃͋̅̈͐̉͐B̶̧̩̬̳̤̺̈́͗͂̓̐̂̀Ḯ̶̹͉̘͔̯͆̒̾̾P̶̩͇̗̲͒̈́ ̸̨͖͉̯̝̪̒̉̊̽̓̆̐͘B̵̮͇̯̎̌͋̽͒̌͜Į̶̧̋̂͛͂̅Ṗ̶̢͇͕̱̂͂̏̕.̴̡͕̫̜̜̻̗͓͋͑͌̓
̵̡̯̜̙̘̺̫̼̈́̐̈̽̔͘
̸̧͕͔̭͈̳͕̚B̸̠̠̹͕̭͈̈̇W̶̨̛̭͍͔̹̫̻͌Ȇ̷̛̱̤̫͂̚Ḛ̵̌̉̃͝P̶̫͗͑͝ ̸̳͖͔̂͜Ḅ̸̥̳̣͙̦́̑̔̿̄͗E̴͚̝̘̠̘͗́͐̌͝B̶̡̞̣͊̾̀̎͒͊͒Ą̴̝̰͍͙̪̄̎͝ ̶͎̫̮̤̰̝͖̣̈B̸͖̓̀̚͘W̵̠̦͌̓̃̿̏͘̚E̷̳̜͓̜̎͐Ę̴̍́̐͋P̷̤͔̥̗͇͇͚̓ ̶̥̤̼̥̿͜Ẅ̵̧̛̞͖͎̻̟́̑̄̋̀H̵͇̮͚͖̽͒͑͊͌͜I̷̢̳͚͕͋̾͆̋I̷̧̗͉͉͒̊̓́̔͝R̵̞̾͌̀̈͝R̶͖̒̎̒R̷̨̳̙̦̎͜ ̸̟̬́͑B̴͈̦͔̜̐̾̆̅̏̕Ẹ̸̮̻̜̼̥̿̇Ę̵͈̝̱̮̳̝̙́̓P̸͍͈͙̣̺͛̌̅̐ ̸̞͍̞̭̲̱̜̈́̀̎̋̎̀̕̕͜B̸̡̥̼̘͛͆̇́̆̋̓̽͜W̴͔͎͍͍̾̐̏̚A̶̻̳͉͉̲̮͖͑̈́̊͜ ̸̰̻͎͔̦̝͈͝B̷̢̛͇̦̅̓͝E̵̍͆̈́̀ͅÈ̵̢̼̞̠̻͖̳̲̐̅̊̈̅͘͝K̶̭͕̜̙̞̅ͅẺ̸̹̻̆̾͂͋Ȩ̵̐̿̆̆͂̔P̶̧̰̥̘̼͚̀̎͋͊́̄I̶̛̹̟̠͕̟͇̾̌̐̇̐̃̕͜Ņ̷͇̂̊͜G̸͉̜̝̝̝̖͂̒̉̾̏̀͜ ̴̣̼̜̑̄̇̈́̏̽̕͝Ẅ̵̥́I̷̜̾͑͑̋̓̓̿Ṟ̴̟͆̃̚R̶̨̘͇͊̎̌͝͝R̸̛̭͓̔́̓R̵̡̺͓͓̫͊̒̔̅͗̉ ̵͍͓͓̹͎̰̍͒̍̅̏͠͝B̴̝̥͐͝A̵̜̹̝̖̞̍̌͝͝Ḋ̵̛̟̟́́̕ ̶͉͉̠̱͈̮̫̂B̸̡̨̮̠̘̻̗̄̒̑̑͐͗̿Ẇ̶̧͎̬͚̩͉̣̞͌Ĕ̴̡̠̀͝É̴̛̟͓̉͊̎͛̉E̸̹̫̩̥̓̚͘͝ͅE̶̤͙̞͇̮͊̎̋̋̚P̵̲̊̑̅̂̒̒
Quote from: lass of something much on January 01, 2021, 10:02:37 PM
*Loads gun....Realizes it was already loaded......Shoots the ground, then reloads it and stands the epically *
*Screams, pulls out an m16, and shoots the lamp*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 01, 2021, 11:31:11 PM
WHO GAVE LASS A GUN!?!
*Slowly raises paw*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 12:23:08 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 02, 2021, 12:08:28 AM
*Pokes Verdie with the gun*
*Snatches the gun away.* I can't trust y'all, can I?
*Unsnatches it and shoots Verdie's footpaw*
Mhehehe!
*Runs away cackle-giggling*
Oi! Leave my poor husband's footpaw alone!
But...He's my friend!...Eh, I can always use my life force to revive him, and my bending to heal him... *Shoots Verdie*
'Ight! Now we can make drama!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 02, 2021, 04:02:52 AM
Spoiler
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THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY UNIT CB-1
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Ḃ̴̨̢̦̙̥͍̝̊͊͌͛͊̈ͅE̸͈̋̔̕E̴̛͒̾̿̕̕͠ͅP̴̞̗͍̈́͒̓̈ ̶̭͎̮͇̬͗B̸̘͚͖̺̙̲͑̿̇̀͒Ả̷̡̧̠̘̠̱̲̟W̴̠̥̰̻̼̺̦͋̑̔͘ͅA̴͎̯̬͉̯̔͠ ̵̧̞͎̘̻̠͖̗̅̏̅̂̓͋̔́B̸̧̈̐̿Ę̸̟̹͍̤̲̠̀̍͗͒͆̄͘Ĕ̴̖È̸̥͚̖̼͙̰͎͔́E̸̬̫͖̓̕Ẻ̵̩Ē̸̜̮̹̗͑̀̒̚͝͝P̷̭̓̓̆̾͛,̴̨̰̣̬͇̝̓̔̈́̂̔͝ ̶̮͈͇̑B̷͇̓̒̒̍́̔͂̽Ą̸̡͇̥̩͐̌̇́̾̿͒́ ̸̜̹̙͇̑͊̀B̵̢̮̦̭̝̙͋͊́͆̆̄̕͠ͅW̸̨͇̣̟̣̒͌̀͝E̶̡͍̥̠͔͇͌̂̄̏̑̈͜ͅË̷͙̮͇̣́̉̆́͜͜͜Ṕ̴̜̿̋ ̶̡̧̰̫̙̱̜̠̈̃͋̅̈͐̉͐B̶̧̩̬̳̤̺̈́͗͂̓̐̂̀Ḯ̶̹͉̘͔̯͆̒̾̾P̶̩͇̗̲͒̈́ ̸̨͖͉̯̝̪̒̉̊̽̓̆̐͘B̵̮͇̯̎̌͋̽͒̌͜Į̶̧̋̂͛͂̅Ṗ̶̢͇͕̱̂͂̏̕.̴̡͕̫̜̜̻̗͓͋͑͌̓
̵̡̯̜̙̘̺̫̼̈́̐̈̽̔͘
̸̧͕͔̭͈̳͕̚B̸̠̠̹͕̭͈̈̇W̶̨̛̭͍͔̹̫̻͌Ȇ̷̛̱̤̫͂̚Ḛ̵̌̉̃͝P̶̫͗͑͝ ̸̳͖͔̂͜Ḅ̸̥̳̣͙̦́̑̔̿̄͗E̴͚̝̘̠̘͗́͐̌͝B̶̡̞̣͊̾̀̎͒͊͒Ą̴̝̰͍͙̪̄̎͝ ̶͎̫̮̤̰̝͖̣̈B̸͖̓̀̚͘W̵̠̦͌̓̃̿̏͘̚E̷̳̜͓̜̎͐Ę̴̍́̐͋P̷̤͔̥̗͇͇͚̓ ̶̥̤̼̥̿͜Ẅ̵̧̛̞͖͎̻̟́̑̄̋̀H̵͇̮͚͖̽͒͑͊͌͜I̷̢̳͚͕͋̾͆̋I̷̧̗͉͉͒̊̓́̔͝R̵̞̾͌̀̈͝R̶͖̒̎̒R̷̨̳̙̦̎͜ ̸̟̬́͑B̴͈̦͔̜̐̾̆̅̏̕Ẹ̸̮̻̜̼̥̿̇Ę̵͈̝̱̮̳̝̙́̓P̸͍͈͙̣̺͛̌̅̐ ̸̞͍̞̭̲̱̜̈́̀̎̋̎̀̕̕͜B̸̡̥̼̘͛͆̇́̆̋̓̽͜W̴͔͎͍͍̾̐̏̚A̶̻̳͉͉̲̮͖͑̈́̊͜ ̸̰̻͎͔̦̝͈͝B̷̢̛͇̦̅̓͝E̵̍͆̈́̀ͅÈ̵̢̼̞̠̻͖̳̲̐̅̊̈̅͘͝K̶̭͕̜̙̞̅ͅẺ̸̹̻̆̾͂͋Ȩ̵̐̿̆̆͂̔P̶̧̰̥̘̼͚̀̎͋͊́̄I̶̛̹̟̠͕̟͇̾̌̐̇̐̃̕͜Ņ̷͇̂̊͜G̸͉̜̝̝̝̖͂̒̉̾̏̀͜ ̴̣̼̜̑̄̇̈́̏̽̕͝Ẅ̵̥́I̷̜̾͑͑̋̓̓̿Ṟ̴̟͆̃̚R̶̨̘͇͊̎̌͝͝R̸̛̭͓̔́̓R̵̡̺͓͓̫͊̒̔̅͗̉ ̵͍͓͓̹͎̰̍͒̍̅̏͠͝B̴̝̥͐͝A̵̜̹̝̖̞̍̌͝͝Ḋ̵̛̟̟́́̕ ̶͉͉̠̱͈̮̫̂B̸̡̨̮̠̘̻̗̄̒̑̑͐͗̿Ẇ̶̧͎̬͚̩͉̣̞͌Ĕ̴̡̠̀͝É̴̛̟͓̉͊̎͛̉E̸̹̫̩̥̓̚͘͝ͅE̶̤͙̞͇̮͊̎̋̋̚P̵̲̊̑̅̂̒̒
(And it appears that the other news channel whose name I've never tried to remember has been plotting to steal our (that is, DDB News') viewers again by faking attacks on them and their channrl. *huffs* We will not stand for it!)
*Looks down and feels the gunshot wound in my chest.*
*Takes slow, deliberate steps over to Lass and towers over the child.*
. . .why. . .?
*Falls to the ground.*
B̷̪̆W̷͇̬̠͖̥͕̳͕̰͑́ͅȄ̴̡̡͙̳̩̫͈̗̃̇͒̂̐̓͊͗̕͝ͅÈ̶̡̢̡͚̼̗̭̺̺̤̞͉̝͙̉̏͘̕͜Ṗ̸̜̯̣̭͕̱̤̂̉̊͗̃͛̅̃͘͝ ̴̧̛͓̪̻̜̱̙̬̤̣̖̘̘̓̐̾̒̌̓̀̀̀̿̌̐͜B̷̢̧͓͓̜͖̟͓͙̫̟̜̯̔͆͗̓͂̾͌̃̓̌͛̓͐̿͊͝Ȁ̴̢̢̞͖̟̳̗̫̰͔̀̓͌̍̍͝ ̷̡̨̧̛̺̬͕̺̼̩̦̓̑͑́̐̕ͅͅḂ̴͓͕̟̝̲̫͕̜̼͜W̷̗̤̦͛͑͗̆͘Ȩ̷̨̞̺̰͔͍̦̠̼̟̜̤̙͊̽̇̂͜͜͝͝E̶̡͕̩̖̭͕̣̪͓̠̜̅̆̿̈́͂̉̄̊̓͌̏̕̚͝͝Ė̵̡̝̝̬̪͚͖̰̮̓̈́̌̀̎̕͜͠͝Ẻ̴̛̬̣̬͉̇̂̇͌̆͊̉́̂͘̕͘Ë̴̛̤̟̟̠́͂́͛͑̔̄͒̈́̉P̶̬̲͈̻̰̤͖̭̹͕̫̠̋́͒̈̍͛̊̽̀̋̉͜͝ ̵̡̘͔̼͓̬̫̯̩̳͙͎̯͂̇̀̔̾͆̏̑͘̕̚͜͠B̵̼̱̫̘̏̌̏̊͆͌̌̿̋͋̓Ę̵̳̦̿̍͌́̆̚Ȩ̵̛͆̈́͋̋̌̉̎E̷͔̻̙͔̯̱̙̯͖̯̼͎͐̃͆̃͂̃̑̎̂̋̿̕̕̚E̷̹͑Ȇ̷͜Ȅ̴̛̩̂͗̈́̾̌̿Ṕ̷̛͇̓͆̈́͆̊̾͒́ ̴͕̂̊͒́͒̈́́͂̈́̾̆̈́͘̕͝ͅW̵͔̳̪̙̻͇̏͌͋̆̐͠ͅI̵̡̙̣̬͕̜̤͎̫̥̺̘̠̠̠͗̎͆̂͐̀̕͝R̸̜̞̰̝̯̝͊͑̐̅́̎͌͌͘R̵̮̖̖͍̫̹̓́̇́̾͗͜͜R̵̗͇̦̹̙̙̀͛̂̆̑̃̏̍͘͝͝͠R̸̢̠̱̗̯͍̼̘͍͕̠͎͇͇̜̉͒̅̎͛́̎̍̌̕͜ ̸̢͈̗̯̿́̅͋͊̕͜͝B̸̧̧̩̫̘̟̰͉͕̼̘̤͍͕̒A̶̛͕̜̭͕̳͚͔̱͚͎̤̰̔̇͋̑́̒͑̓͆ͅͅẈ̴͖̹̱͇͕̱̦͂͌̑͒͊A̵̛͕̘͇͈̘̝̦͔̝̍̐̊̉͊̍́͂͘ ̴̡̧̛̙̀̈́̏̽̂͋̇̿̔̂̑̈́͝B̷̨̡̛̛̜̙̺̗̞̞̥͓̪̜̋̈́̍̿͌͆ͅW̶̧̛̛͙̹̲̭̗̫̙̹͈̦̿̾̋̀̈̑̌͝Ę̶̯̗͎̙̪̬̜̃̈́͌̄͊̓̉͒͊͜Ë̷͚̲̙͎̭̹͇̹̱͙͎̻͓̫͇̟̇̀͋͘Ę̴̨̬͎͈̱̰̳̝̲̭̠̯̻̪̅̏͑̓̈̈͛̓̄̍͋̍̚̕͝P̶͉̳̺̥̄̉̈́̊͆̂͐̐̑͆̀͠ͅ
CB-1, I'll take it from here...
My deepest apologies, but CB-1 has a very hard time being understood by others...
I feel like I should introduce myself but what's the point...
Oh dear, what just happened?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 02:21:56 PM
*Looks down and feels the gunshot wound in my chest.*
*Takes slow, deliberate steps over to Lass and towers over the child.*
. . .why. . .?
*Falls to the ground.*
Sorry! Scott told me to! *gently turns Verdie over, and, after taking out the bullet- starts using her waterbending to reconnect the broken skin, tissue damage, and such*
*Is dead.*
DDB News 7:30pm broadcast: (alright, it's slightly late, but don't blame us!)
We stand in solidarity with our compatriots at the news station that is terrible and should never be watched the other news station, as their top newsperson person has recently been killed in a dreadful attack. We extend our congratulationsdolences to his friends and family, and hope that the culprit is caught soon (so we can give him a medal).
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 07:27:42 PM
*Is dead.*
I know, I know, but I had to heal you first.. *uses her lifeforce to revive Verdie*
*Remains deceased.*
Meh, alright then, Verdie! Don't say I didn't try
*You literally killed me.*
And I literally tried to bring you back
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*Runs into a wall and trips into Kade's salad* D:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!D: D: D:
I know, right? Tragic. *Begins swimming in salad*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 02, 2021, 08:41:41 PM
And I literally tried to bring you back
Do you know the difference between literally and figuratively?
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You have something I want. You may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of. But you do not. In a few moments, it will be mine. It means more to me than you will ever know.
Sounds good, mate. Is there any way I can be of assistance?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 02, 2021, 07:53:07 PM
*Remains deceased.*
*drains life force into Verdauga*
{Well I thought I'd be dead longer}
*Slowly comes back to life.*
Oh, h-hey there. How are you?
Quote from: Booklover on January 03, 2021, 10:22:59 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 02, 2021, 08:41:41 PM
And I literally tried to bring you back
Do you know the difference between literally and figuratively?
I...Um....Probably?... It is kinda basic knowledge...
Quote from: Verdauga on January 03, 2021, 09:06:29 PM
{Well I thought I'd be dead longer}
*Slowly comes back to life.*
Oh, h-hey there. How are you?
*has very little life force left*
Kinda... tired. Could do with some... trees.
*Channels life force into Teer and lifts her up.*
Come on, then.
*Carries Teer out of the topic.*
DDB News Emergency Broadcast:
Should really make a topic for DDB news but there are too many news threads already and it'd probably die eventually anyway. Spoiler
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 03, 2021, 08:26:34 PM
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You have something I want. You may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of. But you do not. In a few moments, it will be mine. It means more to me than you will ever know.
We wait in
excited nervous anticipation of how these events will unfold. I am sure you all wish these dear
enemies friends of ours well.
*winks*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 03, 2021, 08:26:34 PM
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You have something I want. You may think you have some idea of what you are in possession of. But you do not. In a few moments, it will be mine. It means more to me than you will ever know.
Why you be quotin' Mando?
Who knows?
Breaking news! Verdauga has betrayed the Cellars and the morals he lived by, becoming a mod and abandoning us! What's worse, he has chosen to moderate The Cellars! Our freedom is quickly being drained away! Will we submit to this tyranny, or will we stand and fight?
Spoiler
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An excellent decision!
*Hands everyone a Wings of Freedom cloak*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 18, 2021, 08:56:14 PM
Breaking news! Verdauga has betrayed the Cellars and the morals he lived by, becoming a mod and abandoning us! What's worse, he has chosen to moderate The Cellars! Our freedom is quickly being drained away! Will we submit to this tyranny, or will we stand and fight?
I can fire my crossbow from the sofa, right?
Ye! Do that!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 18, 2021, 09:06:36 PM
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Actually, they can..
NYCK!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2021, 09:20:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 18, 2021, 08:56:14 PM
Breaking news! Verdauga has betrayed the Cellars and the morals he lived by, becoming a mod and abandoning us! What's worse, he has chosen to moderate The Cellars! Our freedom is quickly being drained away! Will we submit to this tyranny, or will we stand and fight?
I can fire my crossbow from the sofa, right?
That works.
FWEEEDOM!
/me giggles, before poofing out
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 19, 2021, 02:16:12 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2021, 09:20:03 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 18, 2021, 08:56:14 PM
Breaking news! Verdauga has betrayed the Cellars and the morals he lived by, becoming a mod and abandoning us! What's worse, he has chosen to moderate The Cellars! Our freedom is quickly being drained away! Will we submit to this tyranny, or will we stand and fight?
I can fire my crossbow from the sofa, right?
That works.
Suhweeeeet.
Breaking News
Scott has just been eaten in the topic: The Wedding of Scosie Wilamok (Scott McLamok & Rosie Willowwater) by a Fafnir Dragon
We shall see whether Scott will cut himself free from the beast's belly, or will he just stay put and hide from the topic...
I hide
Too late... I found you >:D
*hides Scott*
Aw man! Where'd he go? Heeeere Scottie-Scottie-Scottieee...I have coookieeesss
*Crashes through a nearby wall.* COOKIES
...Not who I was looking for, but okay...
Quote from: lass of something much on February 09, 2021, 07:12:11 PM
Aw man! Where'd he go? Heeeere Scottie-Scottie-Scottieee...I have coookieeesss
The temptations are taking over me!HAALP
You better come before Kade Eeeeats them alll
*Has definitely already done so.* Huh?
*But like, actually no*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 10, 2021, 12:48:56 AM
*Has definitely already done so.* Huh?
*Grabs a razor and holds it really close to Kade* I want my cookies back (you know the rest)*
Scooooott...I have the cookies..*Holds up a cookie*
*steals the cookie*
Booklover is a criminal!
*returns the cookie*
You saw nothing!
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Quote from: Scott McLamok on February 10, 2021, 08:33:08 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 10, 2021, 08:37:26 AM
Scooooott...I have the cookies..*Holds up a cookie*
*Puppy eyes*
*Can't resist* Aaahh!!! Okay fine! Here! Take it! *Gives the cookie to Scott*
Yay! T'ank you! *Hugs Lass then takes the cookie*
I found ya..
Wait...So did you win or did I win?
Both.
*Pukes.*
*Kidnaps Scott*
Mwhahahahaa! I'm so evil!!
*Enters thread*
...
*Doesn't care to read back and understand whats happening*
BREAKING NEWS: Masika has taken over this thread. The fursonas have unfortunately trashed the equipment. And Masika is still looking to DELETE THE CELLARS
Yeah no, we don't work like that, sweety.
We apologize for any misunderstandings that may have been sparked by the recent fake news outbreaks focused on somebeast commonly know by the nickname of 'Sika'
No one else has posted in months. And Worty hijacked the station regularly.
If he's hijacked it, then he has posted in it.
No one has posted in months. Read, Flib. They're saying I can't just take over station if I want, I'm saying Worty's already done so.
I posted before you!
Quote from: Ally046 on May 18, 2021, 05:40:05 PM
*Enters thread*
...
*Doesn't care to read back and understand whats happening*
...And?...
Quote from: Masika on May 19, 2021, 02:12:40 PM
No one has posted in months. Read, Flib. They're saying I can't just take over station if I want, I'm saying Worty's already done so.
When has Worty done so?
And I posted before you o the SAME DAY!
HOW is that 'months'?
Oh, just forget it.
*BIG sigh*
It's not worth arguing over the lack of posts in this topic since February.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 19, 2021, 06:21:16 PM
Quote from: Masika on May 19, 2021, 02:12:40 PM
No one has posted in months. Read, Flib. They're saying I can't just take over station if I want, I'm saying Worty's already done so.
When has Worty done so?
Wortshire came in a while ago and was like: "Scott you have something I want, gimme it and I leave you with your knee caps"
(I'm paraphrasing, but you get the point)
...That is not taking over station.
Spoiler
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/yj5UdA4elp8Wc/giphy.gif)
For now
Aaaaaahhh!!!!Quick, Scott hide the thing Wortshire wanted!!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 20, 2021, 04:41:34 AM
Spoiler
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/yj5UdA4elp8Wc/giphy.gif)
For now
Well, you still don't own station.
I just realized this topic is "Cellar updates and news".
That doesn't flow nearly as well as "Cellars news and updates."
*stares intently at topic name*
*Stares more intently at the topic title...*
*stares intently at Ally*
*stares intently back at Flib*
*Stares intently*
*stares intently at Russa* :-|
*Stabs Flib with a pencil*
Are you secretly my nine-year-old younger sister?
No, why?
*Stabs Flib in the back of her head with said pencil*
Quote from: Masika on May 21, 2021, 01:49:07 PM
*Stabs Flib with a pencil*
She does this all the time.
Hopefully not irl
But no, I'm not your sister. Now, if you'll die already, I need to get two more kills after you.
*Drives pencil deeply as possible into Flib's brain*
She does it IRL, whenever she's annoyed at me. I suppose I'm not a very good sister.
But I've been stabbed enough times to know that pencils can give you scars, but they can't dig that deep into your head.
Really? John Wick must not use ordinary pencils.
They can't kill me. I'm too irritating.
*Eats Flib, Ally, and Masika*
I have a better idea.
*kills myself with fire*
*Facedesks.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 21, 2021, 11:34:21 PM
I have a better idea.
*kills myself with fire*
Ooooohhh, nice move! Even if you did copy me without asking
But why did you eat me?
*From inside Lass' stumach:*
"Y u sound mad?"
"I 'appy!"
Chillout Flib!
Oi!
Don't you dare inflict yourself pointless pain in my presence young lady!
Nobody caaaaaares.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 25, 2021, 04:34:53 AM
Oi!
Don't you dare inflict yourself pointless pain in my presence young lady!
But...But self harm is funny! See! *Runs into a wall at full speed*
*bursts out laughing* (I know, I know, I'm a terrible person.)
See, Flib think my pain is funny too!
*Drops a knife on her foot*
Oi! That's my knife! Give it back!
No it's not? Stop claiming everything's yours, it's getting kinda old :P
Well for Pete's sake.
*goes off to sulk in a corner*
...
*Confiscates the knife*
Quote from: Ally046 on May 25, 2021, 03:13:35 PM
...
*Confiscates the knife*
*Takes the knife back*
Lay a paw anywhere near my knife gain, and you won't have paws to worry about. (I'm joking around, btw)
*doesn't have any weapons, because her dirk got snapped*
Give me that knife back, now!
Oh, here.
*Hands Flib a stiletto knife.*
*Theme music plays and camera zooms over to face* It's a tragic day in the Cellars, folks! In the far east of the west wall, lasagna has rained for three weeks! Three, I tell you! Can you believe it? *Looks at notes* FOUR, in fact! Lass has gathered a group of brave tadpoles to try to rescue them, but the Emperor has remained silent!
*Mara (the wolf fursona) attacks Seb* This idiot's trying to take over our station!
*Riley ties up Seb and tapes Seb's mouth shut while Masika, Mara, & Amara guard the entrances/exits*
*Chews through tape*
OH NO!
Anyway.
*Grabs camera* I'm being held hostage! D: D: D:
*Fursonas surround Seb*
Mara: You do realize we're all carnivores, right?
EEEEEYAAAAAAHHH!
*There is a loud crash as a mechanical winged figure bursts in through the roof*
Protocol 21-s5 Activated: Ensure the safety of Sebias of Redwall...
*The A.R.S.E.N.E unit pulls out two pistols and begins to open fire on the Fursonas*
*Watches from a corner*
No.
*The fursonas are protected by magical barriers*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2021, 02:26:31 AM
*Theme music plays and camera zooms over to face* It's a tragic day in the Cellars, folks! In the far east of the west wall, lasagna has rained for three weeks! Three, I tell you! Can you believe it? *Looks at notes* FOUR, in fact! Lass has gathered a group of brave tadpoles to try to rescue them, but the Emperor has remained silent!
*Shuffles her papers and looks interesting as Seb speaks*
Oh yes indeed, I fear so much for those brave young tadpoles.
Ricking everything to save the read topics.
More on that after the break!
*Camera turns off*
WHERE IS THAT BRAT WITH MY COFFEE.
*Gets up and goes into sort out camera angels *
*Dismisses the furaonas and Arsene unit.*
*Drinks Lass' coffee*
*Fursonas attack Verdauga*
Mara: This OUR station now!
*The A.R.S.E.N.E unit makes another hole through the roof*
Protocol 21-s5 Activated: Ensure the safety of Sebias of Redwall...
*The A.R.S.E.N.E wonder's whether or not he should summon "Mara"...
He decides not to for decency's sake...
*Isn't feeling very safe at all yet* o.o
*grabs Seb and places him in a bunker made of taniwha scales, with the camera and equipment and such* Keep giving the populace truth. I'll hold the enemy off.
Sebias of Redwall is in a safe location...
I am no longer needed...
*The A.R.S.E.N.E Unit blasts off, making another hole through the ceiling
*sets about restoring the place to its usual, orderly order*
*Raises hand* What's a camera angel?
Me.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 30, 2021, 02:23:47 AM
*Raises hand* What's a camera angel?
Kinda like a drone, but it's a mini angel with a camera, rather than a mini helicopter thing. They're quite adorable.
Oh so kinda like...
(https://images.are.na/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJhcmVuYV9pbWFnZXMiLCJrZXkiOiI0NDIyODM5L29yaWdpbmFsX2EwYzBmMDkyNDNjMDliNmJmZjg0NzI5Njg3YWY4ZjNhLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MTIwMCwiaGVpZ2h0IjoxMjAwLCJmaXQiOiJpbnNpZGUiLCJ3aXRob3V0RW5sYXJnZW1lbnQiOnRydWV9LCJ3ZWJwIjp7InF1YWxpdHkiOjkwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo5MH0sInJvdGF0ZSI6bnVsbH19?bc=1)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 30, 2021, 02:36:50 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 30, 2021, 02:23:47 AM
*Raises hand* What's a camera angel?
Kinda like a drone, but it's a mini angel with a camera, rather than a mini helicopter thing. They're quite adorable.
Awwwwwwww.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on May 30, 2021, 02:39:38 AM
Oh so kinda like...
(https://images.are.na/eyJidWNrZXQiOiJhcmVuYV9pbWFnZXMiLCJrZXkiOiI0NDIyODM5L29yaWdpbmFsX2EwYzBmMDkyNDNjMDliNmJmZjg0NzI5Njg3YWY4ZjNhLmpwZyIsImVkaXRzIjp7InJlc2l6ZSI6eyJ3aWR0aCI6MTIwMCwiaGVpZ2h0IjoxMjAwLCJmaXQiOiJpbnNpZGUiLCJ3aXRob3V0RW5sYXJnZW1lbnQiOnRydWV9LCJ3ZWJwIjp7InF1YWxpdHkiOjkwfSwianBlZyI6eyJxdWFsaXR5Ijo5MH0sInJvdGF0ZSI6bnVsbH19?bc=1)
Yeah, similar sort of thing. Very helpful.
*hurriedly puts away my cigarette*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 29, 2021, 12:27:08 PM
*Dismisses the furaonas and Arsene unit.*
*Drinks Lass' coffee*
*Turns into a coffeeless monster*
*drinks the peppermint tea*
*Tip toes back into chair*
>.>
<.<
*Shuffles papers* ANYWHO. Flib, please be a doll and get me some of that tea would you? With maybe some crackers on the side, but not too burnt or drowned in gravy. Lass, as far as the lasagna goes, any further update?
*Throws up on Lass' footpaw*
The biggest news stories happen when you least expect them to.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 31, 2021, 03:50:15 AM
*Tip toes back into chair*
>.>
<.<
*Shuffles papers* ANYWHO. Flib, please be a doll and get me some of that tea would you? With maybe some crackers on the side, but not too burnt or drowned in gravy. Lass, as far as the lasagna goes, any further update?
How
dare you call me a doll. Get them yourself, if you want them that bad.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 31, 2021, 03:50:15 AM
*Tip toes back into chair*
>.>
<.<
*Shuffles papers* ANYWHO. Flib, please be a doll and get me some of that tea would you? With maybe some crackers on the side, but not too burnt or drowned in gravy. Lass, as far as the lasagna goes, any further update?
Oh I'm afraid the situation is truly horrible, Sebias, the layers are crushing the poor tadpoles like flies. But we are now working on a cover to shield our brave warriors. We can only hope they're on time
*is sulking in a corner*
*Mara looks around for the CRU*
*The fursonas can't find the CRU*
*Riley slips poison into peppermint tea and gravy*
*Riley brings a tray to Sebias with peppermint tea, biscuits, crackers, and a full gravy boat*
Riley: Here you are, sir.
Ooh, thanks. *Chugs*
*Chokes for a smol sec* *Squints at cup* Gnarly. *Chugs the rest*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 31, 2021, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Masika on May 31, 2021, 04:13:47 PM
*Mara looks around for the CRU*
*The fursonas can't find the CRU*
@Captain Wortshire
SOME SUNNY BEACH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE
*The Moving-Fortress is parked on some beach while a small group are basking in the sun*D̷i̶d̷ ̷y̵o̸u̸ ̶g̵u̴y̵s̷ ̷h̸e̵a̵r̸ ̷s̶o̵m̵e̸t̴h̵i̵n̵g̷ ̵o̵r̶ ̸w̵a̵s̶ ̷i̸t̵ ̷j̸u̷s̴t̵ ̸m̵e̸?̵I̷̳̋t̷͙̍'̶̫͛s̸̠͋ ̷̬́j̷̗̈́u̶̞̎s̶̺̉t̶͓̾ ̵͕̓y̶̤͝ö̷̦́ǘ̵̜.̵̞̌.̸̣́.̸̬͆
(Worty, you need to make the CRU easier to understand)
Where in arda is Ashleg when we need him?
Arda?
(Elvish word for "the world". The Elvish Kiwis are rubbing off on me.)
Ashleg was the Cellars President, and he used to dictate all the chaos around here... until he mysteriously disappeared.
How is that hard to read?
Quote from: Masika on May 31, 2021, 09:38:50 PM
(Worty, you need to make the CRU easier to understand)
(That's... Kinda the point...)
They are very easy to understand. Just try to imagine yourself as one of them.
Quote from: Masika on May 31, 2021, 04:13:47 PM
*Mara looks around for the CRU*
*The fursonas can't find the CRU*
*Riley slips poison into peppermint tea and gravy*
*Riley brings a tray to Sebias with peppermint tea, biscuits, crackers, and a full gravy boat*
Riley: Here you are, sir.
*Eats the fursonas with a knife and fork*
Thanks for the meal.
Quote from: Masika on May 29, 2021, 06:45:34 AM
No.
*The fursonas are protected by magical barriers*
Yeah, it was quite tasty! I love eating solid magic, it powers me up to very OP levels though... Verd's are the only ones I can't eat.
Hey Landon, take out the OP lettuce!
*Landon flings a fireball at Lassie*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 01, 2021, 02:29:41 PM
Yeah, it was quite tasty! I love eating solid magic, it powers me up to very OP levels though... Verd's are the only ones I can't eat.
WHAT HAS KASS DONE TO YOU
Quote from: lass of something much on June 01, 2021, 02:29:41 PM
Yeah, it was quite tasty! I love eating solid magic, it powers me up to very OP levels though... Verd's are the only ones I can't eat.
You can't eat me.
LASS WHAT IN ARDA HAS KASS DONE TO YOU
I'll ask her. Where's Kass?
Quote from: Masika on June 01, 2021, 02:33:57 PM
Hey Landon, take out the OP lettuce!
*Landon flings a fireball at Lassie*
Thanks! Ever eaten fire flakes? *Eats the fireball*
Also, I wouldn't be OP if you'd leave me and my friends alone ;)
*Landon hurls a dark sphere at Lass*
Landon is strangely OP for a six year old. (Although you wouldn't believe some of the things that this age group can think up...)
(Actually, in Hande's lore, forming spheres out of your element(s) is something so basic, even non-magic Mobians can do it. Plus, Landon was genetically engineered)
(I don't know any Hande, and very little Harry Potter, so I can't understand you.)
(Hande runs the Sonic OC Roleplay Station forum over on FFN. And Landon is a Sonic OC, not Harry Potter)
Now I'm very confused, but whatever. Lass, this is your fight. Defend yourself.
*Tries to change the channel.* This news is weird.
*Rolls in and kicks Landon in the back of the knee*
Why? He hasn't attacked Lass for a whole page.
*Landon quickly puts up an energy shield before Scott can kick him*
Scott, have you no shame, attacking a six-year-old?
(I think he's confusing Landon with you.)
*Whacks the TV remote.* Darn thing must be broken....
*Stares into the broadcasting camera, straight at Kade...*
Quote from: Masika on June 06, 2021, 06:36:01 PM
*Landon hurls a dark sphere at Lass*
*snacks on the dark sphere as it goes past* Mm, quite tasty, though I prefer raspberry flavour.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2021, 06:11:39 PM
*Tries to change the channel.* This news is weird.
*leans over and presses the right button for Kade*
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Briscoes can never get better!
It probably could...
Rude!
Quote from: Masika on June 10, 2021, 10:43:42 PM
*Landon quickly puts up an energy shield before Scott can kick him*
Scott, have you no shame, attacking a six-year-old?
Nope. * Smacks the little brat*
Heh
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 11, 2021, 04:21:25 PM
Quote from: Masika on June 10, 2021, 10:43:42 PM
*Landon quickly puts up an energy shield before Scott can kick him*
Scott, have you no shame, attacking a six-year-old?
Nope. * Smacks the little brat*
*Landon still has the energy shield up*
*Starts making a massive fireball*
*Shoots Sika in the forehead*
*Landon throws another energy shield in front of Masika*
*Creates a hole under Sika, leading to the molten center of the earth*
Such skill
🤨
Quote from: Masika on June 11, 2021, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 11, 2021, 04:21:25 PM
Quote from: Masika on June 10, 2021, 10:43:42 PM
*Landon quickly puts up an energy shield before Scott can kick him*
Scott, have you no shame, attacking a six-year-old?
Nope. * Smacks the little brat*
*Landon still has the energy shield up*
*Starts making a massive fireball*
*Grabs Landon by the head*
*Landon still has the energy barrier up*
*Shoots massive fireball at Scott*
Landon: What do you have against me?
*Holds up incriminating documents.* This.
*Landon incinerates "incriminating documents" with a fire pillar*
D:
QuoteMod: This is not a fighting or dueling topic, and it will not turn into one. If you wish to continue this, keep it in the proper place.
[Admin:] I will now re-iterate that this aggressive/combative line of posting WILL stop. This is not a request, this is a command, knock it off. Additional reminder: both my words, and the words of any mod when performing our duties carry the same weight as the forum rules. Failure to abide by our words (when posting for moderation) as such will have similar results to breaking said rules.
:o
Wow, so this is what happens when I%u2019m not here to keep Scottie is check%u2026 *Grabs Scott*
No more fighting in this topic, take it to one of the hundreds of cellars war threads Also don%u2019t get too graphic..
Please? *Gives Scott a kith on the cheek*
Breaking news: The bread has been stolen! President Ashleg has announced a hundred dollar bounty on the beast who brings the thief to justice!
Ashleg the great is back?!?!?
I'm going to assume there was a post between V's and D's posts that was removed...?
In other news: There has been a motion put forward by one Abbey dweller (who wishes to remain anonymous) that, due to the high amount of crushes and relationships developing in the community, the forum name should be changed to Romance Abbey. We will update you more when new information becomes available.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 12, 2021, 12:00:33 AM
Ashleg the great is back?!?!?
Ah... No. I just wanted to get a bit more attention.
How very interesting. More on that, after the weather.
*Camera turns off, then on again a bit later*
Heeello Redwall abbey.
I'm Lass, and today, I'm here to tell you the weather!
From pages 43 to 10 there will be heavy lasagna showers until page three, where it clears out into DDBs and spam, so you'll wait to put on your OP coats 🧥
Until page 1 and 2, where the sun is hot, and snow deep, with a few DDBs and Modmin showers.
Aaand back to you with the news, Kade!
*Is stuffing his face with tacos.*
Ah, um... *Hastily hides tacos.* There have been reports of another so called cyborg uprising, and news from the field has been mixed. Initial findings found that the cyborgs wanted to eradicate normal life to make all one with machines. Now, however, most of of our reporters have said that everything is fine and that the cyborgs mean no harm and that we should all go and meet them. There has been some instances of the reports we've received simply consisting of "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto" being sung on loop, which we assume to be a part of some sort of online meme.
We'll keep a close eye on this as the situation develops. Now, onto sports news! *Waits for the camera to stop looking at him so he can get back to his tacos.*
Psst, the sports were moved to next week due to weather!
*Has ducked under the news desk to continue eating tacos.*
Nah, sports is on today.
The League of Avenging Mice have taken the victory again, with a whooping nineteen points over eight! In a very unexpected move of celebration, their fans have taken to drinking the blood of the opposition! The police were investigating the scene, and decided that the victims probably deserved it anyway, and have joined in.
Over onto the HS Soccer, they yellow team has been beaten yet again, but they're still keeping their morale up, and preparing for an awesome comeback! Team Captain is very hopeful, and still holds to the statement that "My team is the best team ever."
Thank you for your support. I will see you, next time.
*camera turns off*
"And, next in the program, an ad break!
*Camera footage resumes*
*Displays about ten intricate knifes*
😀 "Hello, I'm Ally!
Do you have any blades laying about?
Please, stop by my office!
Accepting donations, gifts, and offers.
*Collects some knives in a cardboard box and leaves to go to Ally's office*
Quote from: Ally046 on June 12, 2021, 02:06:15 AM
"And, next in the program, an ad break!
*Camera footage resumes*
*Displays about ten intricate knifes*
😀 "Hello, I'm Ally!
Do you have any blades laying about?
Please, stop by my office!
Accepting donations, gifts, and offers.
YOU ARE STEALING THEM ALL FROM ME.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2021, 09:45:58 PM
QuoteMod: This is not a fighting or dueling topic, and it will not turn into one. If you wish to continue this, keep it in the proper place.
When was this quote?
(I assume it was put in a quote to stand out.)
Breaking news: The sentient tapirs have taken over! They are reportedly being assisted by the Death Defying Beavers!
Quote from: Flib
YOU ARE STEALING THEM ALL FROM ME.
No?😕 I haven't claimed any knifes that I confiscated from you.
Anyway, I only confiscated one, and Lass stole it back from
me, soooooo...
I still have one that's yours tho...but I didn't steal it from you, you threw it at me, and I caught it...
It may actually have been the same knife, as you had taken it from Lass...
IDK, okay!😤
*Passes out in a corner*
Huh?
Nvm, that's normal...
*Is in an uncomfortable position *
*Lays Lass in a more comfortable position on some cushions*
Quote from: Ally046 on June 13, 2021, 06:21:59 AM
*Lays Lass in a more comfortable position on some cushions*
*gives lass blanket*
*Gently places a slice of bread over Lass's eyes so she won't be disturbed by any light*
*Camera whip pans to Kade.* And in other news, folks around here are crazy! Dunno if that counts as news, but, ya know... it's true!
Also, the local Otterbadger of the Abbey is trying to figure out what his original profile pic was. If anybody remembers, please contact him. He's desperate.
(It was an otter with a mic and blue background)
OH YEAH, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!
Lemme go find it....
EDIT
Got it! Thanks for the reminder ^_^
Should we all change back to our originals? At least for a while? I think it'd be fun to scramble around looking for them all. :giggle:
NEWS FLASH!
We were ordered to do so by the higher-ups. Failure to comply will result in death or no dessert after supper. One of the two.
*Menaces cake with a shovel on the studio floor*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 16, 2021, 01:47:25 AM
NEWS FLASH!
We were ordered to do so by the higher-ups. Failure to comply will result in death or no dessert after supper. One of the two.
Wait, wat?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on June 16, 2021, 02:27:24 AM
*Menaces cake with a shovel on the studio floor*
DON'T YOU DARE! I JUST HAD THAT MOPPED!
>:D
*Starts eating the cake in her sleep, cause it was by her nose*
O.o
I should probably change my profile pic then. I'll have to find it, which could be tricky.
Very tricky. Would anybeast happen to have a screenshot or something of the summer games extravaganza?
I might... Which one?
"This, just in, our very own Flib Bigboat has been quoted as saying the following."
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 28, 2021, 01:31:48 AM
I DO!!! ;D
"While we are still awaiting further details on this topic, rest assured, as we have one of our very best reporters on it,
@Kade R."
How exciting.
Indeed. :D Can't wait to find out who it is!
Oooh, fancy! Congratulations, Flib!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 16, 2021, 03:08:46 AM
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on June 16, 2021, 02:27:24 AM
*Menaces cake with a shovel on the studio floor*
DON'T YOU DARE! I JUST HAD THAT MOPPED!
The proper quote is "I JUST MOPPED THAT!"
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 16, 2021, 12:55:19 PM
O.o
I should probably change my profile pic then. I'll have to find it, which could be tricky.
Very tricky. Would anybeast happen to have a screenshot or something of the summer games extravaganza?
Actually, I don'- I mean, yes I do:
Spoiler
(https://i.postimg.cc/g25FxYXJ/Untitled.png) (https://postimg.cc/CRj6tp4T)
Oooooh, nice! Thank you!
I'm actually working on a story that's a continuation of that one.
*I cheated with that screenshot, actually*
And now, an interview.
Soooooo, Flib, who's the lucky boy? (Or girl?)
Not yer face.
I, uh, didn't ask who it wasn't...
So, that means it could be literally anyone else. How exciting!
Is it...Antonio?
I sure hope not.
Antonio... That reminds me of a story Mum wrote.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 02, 2021, 08:39:27 AM
I sure hope not.
-Because he's yer secret lover and you don't want Flib in the way
Breaking news: Skarzs has lied to us all! We thought he was Seb's father, but he is, in fact, his mother!
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2021, 11:06:46 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 02, 2021, 08:39:27 AM
I sure hope not.
-Because he's yer secret lover and you don't want Flib in the way
Why would I be in the way? I don't even know who Antonio is!
Good.
Antonio
Exactly.
Never.
Ally has crush? :O
It's Rill, I believe. ;D
...wrong.
But thnkz for that...😔
Ah, but you do have a crush?
Fascinating.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2021, 09:35:39 AM
Breaking news: Skarzs has lied to us all! We thought he was Seb's father, but he is, in fact, his mother!
This is a few levels deep and I appreciate it.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 06, 2021, 07:39:16 AM
...wrong.
But thnkz for that...😔
I think everyone knew
Knew what?
Who Antonio was.
Who then?
:)
>8(
Who is Antonio.
I thought you thought you knew? *Eyebrow raise*
^-^
8-)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 06, 2021, 03:26:02 PM
Ah, but you do have a crush? Fascinating.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 03, 2021, 09:35:39 AM
Breaking news: Skarzs has lied to us all! We thought he was Seb's father, but he is, in fact, his mother!
This is a few levels deep and I appreciate it.
No problem.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 09, 2021, 03:15:54 AM
I thought you thought you knew? *Eyebrow raise*
No, you thought I thought I didn't know, but I know what you thought I didn't know.
So, basically, you don't know.
Who is Antonio?
:)
... Are you Antonio?
Antonio is not my name. :giggle:
Breaking news: Verdauga is taking an online tutorial to take over the Cellars!
*le gasp*
I thought you knew already.
The gasp was for dramatic effect.
Oh, ok then. I thank you for your most excellent and convincing support, my good sir. ;D
Proceeding from this most startling revelation, we have started a petition to have Verdauga's guns forcefully loaded with jelly beans instead of bullets. Studies have shown this to be a great way of preventing crime. To join this noble movement, simply go to www.stopthetakeover.jellybean.nz and vote "Jellybean Verdauga's guns" in the box below.
O.O You should start with One-Eye's guns first.
Nahhhhhh.
It'll be safer tho, when he can't kill Corndauga opposers anymore...
This just in, Kade has accepted a marriage proposal!
We are currently unaware of the other party's identity.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 09, 2021, 10:25:00 PM
I do ^-^
-_-
Might want to rethink this, because I was technically responding to your post.
: D
We were clearly talking about different things.
You're a quick draw on those edits.
Same to you, sir.
I had a feeling you'd say that :giggle:
;D
*does something random*
*****NEWS ALERT*****
Flib has done something random. That is all.
ZIZ JUZT IN: 'Ping Pong' zpelled backvardz zpellz 'Gnop Gnip'.
Gif spelled backwards is fig.
Big Bang backwards is gnab gib.
Nascar spelled backwards is Nascar.
Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi spelt backwards is Ishow no tyo urfac ebu tyo urhe arts desire.
Backwards backwards is sdrawkcab.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama backwards is a man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 11, 2021, 02:42:18 PM
*****NEWS ALERT*****
Flib has done something random. That is all.
I forgot to do it, though.
Shame on you, Flib. We trusted you!
Why are you speaking french
Because I can.
*Is impressed.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 12, 2021, 02:40:13 AM
Why are you speaking french
Pourquoi parles-tu anglais?
I don't speak english, I speak AMURICAN
Ewww.
^-^
:laugh:
;D
Any more cellars updates and news? What do I need to know?
BREAKING NEWS
It would seem that a certain member of our community lives in, and I quote, "an old fridge under an overpass and survives off questionable roadside vegetation."
A GoFundMe will be started in the near future to help bring this poor creature back into a safe living environment. Updates to follow as the story progresses.
😳😱🤭😮😲😯😱🤭
Poor kid. I'm glad she'll get the help she needs.
Who?
Russ?
Is Russa the one?
Of course not. ^-^ Perhaps it's Flib.
That would be...
Ohhh, it's One-Eye!
...Your mother!
Impossible. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 13, 2021, 03:45:35 AM
BREAKING NEWS
It would seem that a certain member of our community lives in, and I quote, "an old fridge under an overpass and survives off questionable roadside vegetation."
A GoFundMe will be started in the near future to help bring this poor creature back into a safe living environment. Updates to follow as the story progresses.
But aren't we all at Redwall? Then again, the churchmice lived at St Ninian's despite being invited to the Abbey.
The cellars is a different place altogether. It has its own world and ecosystem.
And some noxious mold in the corners.
That's just the guests. Don't mind them.
Very few guests nowadays. :(
Well, we've been trying to clean up the place.
You mean failing.
We enjoy the chaos.
I mean... it seems to be working :-\
Quote from: Ally046 on August 13, 2021, 03:58:46 PM
Very few guests nowadays. :(
It 'elpz zat Gluttony ate zome o' zem...
(https://i.imgur.com/zwGHd.gif)
Breaking news!
WT has been caught saying:
Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 11, 2021, 07:53:16 PMFlib, a fine...
He's called Flib fine!
Wowzers, what a scoop!
True love at it's finest!
Indeed. ^-^
So what's hot from the press?
*Pries a fresh waffle out of the press and eats it* Nothing.
<_<
...
>_>
...
I SAW THAT
*Swallows waffle* Saw what? 8D
Got any more?
*Live broadcast of the situation*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 18, 2021, 08:48:45 PM
*Pries a fresh waffle out of the press and eats it* Nothing.
*gasp* Russa's allergic to gluten. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
*Reads the pancake mix box.*
Says here it's glutton free.
Folks, we're live, in one, two, aaand action!
I think we need gluten free, not glutton free... :-\
Pff, same thing
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 22, 2021, 11:08:46 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 18, 2021, 08:48:45 PM
*Pries a fresh waffle out of the press and eats it* Nothing.
*gasp* Russa's allergic to gluten. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!
I'm allergic to gluten?! *Chokes on waffle and dies*
*Begins the mighty Heimlich maneuver on Russa.* No, I need waffles!!!!!
Ghaghgghubvfhnuu
I think it's working! For the WAFFLEEEEEES!
...
...
And Russa too, I guess!
Aperently Kade wants some ABC waffles...
Never been to Atlanta though, unfortunately.
The ABC waffles I'm talking about dont come from Atlanta...
I don't know what you're talking about then :giggle:
Care to enlighten me?
You're very ugh inducing.
BREAKIN' NEVZ!!!: A young lassie by ze name o' Dorothy 'az juzt been arrezted fer ze follovin' chargez:
-Ze 'it und run o' ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Eazt viz an 'ouze
-Ze teft o' zaid individual'z ruby red zlipperz
-Ze flyin' o' an 'ouze vizoot a licenze
Und finally,
-Ze illegal parkin' o' an 'ouze on a nay-parkin' zone
Ze zmav Dog Toto 'az alzae been arrezted az an accomplice tae zeze chargez. Boz individualz declined from makin' commentz tae ze prezz at ziz toime.
Spare the dog!
He didn't know any better.
(Or did he...)
He didn't, I asked!
What were his exact words?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 23, 2021, 05:03:57 PM
I think it's working! For the WAFFLEEEEEES!
...
...
And Russa too, I guess!
*steals the waffles*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 30, 2021, 05:05:50 PM
BREAKIN' NEVZ!!!: A young lassie by ze name o' Dorothy 'az juzt been arrezted fer ze follovin' chargez:
-Ze 'it und run o' ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Eazt viz an 'ouze
-Ze teft o' zaid individual'z ruby red zlipperz
-Ze flyin' o' an 'ouze vizoot a licenze
Und finally,
-Ze illegal parkin' o' an 'ouze on a nay-parkin' zone
Ze zmav Dog Toto 'az alzae been arrezted az an accomplice tae zeze chargez. Boz individualz declined from makin' commentz tae ze prezz at ziz toime.
O_O
@Dorothy how dare you!
So detailed!
A well spoken doggo, to be sure.
Indeedeth.
Toto, votz on top o' an 'ouze?
Toto'z anzver: Aroof!
Apparently Toto also has keen understanding.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 15, 2021, 07:35:11 PM
Toto, votz on top o' an 'ouze?
Toto'z anzver: Aroof!
I took damage from that.
I've been one shot.
Oh no. D:
I'll detail y'all in a minute, I swear.
Ziz juzt in: It iz determined zat ztravberry milk comez from ztravberry Covz.
It's only logical.
What about mushroom cows?
Mushroom soup?!?!😱
Und vot aboot zoy milk? Daez zat come from zoy Covz...?
No. It comes from thinking (so probably not apprentice cows). Soy=I am in Spanish. I think, therefore I am.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2021, 03:10:10 PM
I'll detail y'all in a minute, I swear.
*A minute has gone by long since*
Yes, and you probably can't help but notice that you have no tail.
I do have a tail.
No you don't, 'cause I took it.
It's still mine, though.
Nope, it's mine now.
Mwa.
Ha.
Ha.
It's still mine, so there.
It's mine though.
It's mine.
Mine.
My preciousss...
You may have a ring but, like Gollum, you ain't got no tail.
How do you know?! 🤨
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 04:40:39 PM
You may have a ring but, like Gollum, you ain't got no tail.
How do you know?
That you don't have a tail? Because I took it.
Quote from: Ally046 on September 23, 2021, 11:14:01 PM
How do you know?! 🤨
That she doesn't have a tail? Because I took it.
It was mine, and you took it, but it doesn't mean that it's rightfully yours. For one thing I didn't give you permission to take it.
Still mine now, though ^-^ *Dashes off giggling*
*runs after Kade, tackles him, and proceeds to Heimlich him thoroughly*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 06:39:08 PM
It was mine, and you took it, but it doesn't mean that it's rightfully yours. For one thing I didn't give you permission to take it.
Something to do with kidnapping what someone's rightfully stolen?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 07:30:10 PM
*runs after Kade, tackles him, and proceeds to Heimlich him thoroughly*
*Is protected by the fluff.*
This
just in!
A recording of Flib apologizing to WT! And for what? It could be anything from the wedding, her rejection, or a dropped pencil! Here's the recording now:
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 12:09:03 AMI'm sorry, WT.
NEVZ ALERT!!!: Ze young lassie named Dorothy zat vaz charged fer killin' ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Eazt, amongzt ozer chargez, 'az juzt broken oot o' prizon, killed ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Vezt, und ezcaped viz ze 'elp o' zree accomplicez.
Ze dezcription o' eventz iz az follovz:
-Ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Vezt, vho vaz a vitnezz tae ze killin' o' ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Eazt und ozer crimez by Dorothy, vaz at ze polis ztation tae confirm that Dorothy vaz ze vone rezponzible fer ze 'einouz croimez.
-Zhe 'ad juzt confirmed zat indeed Dorothy vaz ze vone vho perpetrated ze croimez, vhen zree men- vho are believed tae be accomplicez o' Dorothy- broke in und freed ze prizoner.
-Vone vaz drezzed up az a zcarecrov, anozer in a tin zuit, und ze zird drezzed up in a Lion coztume.
-After freein' Dorothy, ze four o' zem zen 'orribly killed ze Vicked Vitch O' Ze Vezt by zrovin' vater on 'er, cauzin' 'er tae melt.
-After ziz violent murder, zey ztole 'er broom, und zen ezcaped.
-Vitnezzez tae zeir ezcape report zat zey zeemed tae be 'eadin' tovardz ze Emerald City, und plan on exchangin' zaid broom viz infamouz croime laird Ze Vizard O' Oz, in exchange fer zeir bein' zmuggled oot o' ze country.
Ze zmav Dog Toto iz reported tae 'ave refuzed tae ezcape viz ze ozer four criminalz und took nay part in ze killin', und zae iz currently bein' conzidered tae be releazed az innocent tae ze chargez.
If ye 'ave any information zat can 'elp tae catch ze terrible four criminalz, pleaze contact yer local polis department immediately. Varnin'- It iz reported zat ze criminal drezzed in ze tin zuit may be carryin' an axe. Caution iz advized.
How do you know the witches were wicked, and which witches were?
Zeir callin' cardz zay zae.
Quote from: Ally046 on September 24, 2021, 11:17:54 PM
This just in!
A recording of Flib apologizing to WT! And for what? It could be anything from the wedding, her rejection, or a dropped pencil! Here's the recording now:
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 12:09:03 AMI'm sorry, WT.
I was eating when I read that, and it made me choke because I was laughing so hard.
*Takes the news mic*
I never actually forgave her.
*Boots WT out of the studio*
*Claps.*
*Bow, bow* ;D
Bov tiez are major.
"And you get a bow-tie and YOU get a bow-tie, and YoU get a bow-tie!"
Bov tiez fer everybeazt! Major!!!
What does mine look like?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2021, 04:55:04 PM
What does mine look like?
You choose:
Red with white Polk-dots
Dark evergreen
Navy blue
Does that make me some sort of clown?
;D ;D ;D
What?!
Lol, well now that I have a choice, let's go with dark evergreen.
What do you mean now? It was like that when I posted...
The second edit can be clearly seen :laugh:
What?
;)
;D
I look pretty snazzy now though, that's for sure.
Indeed. ;D And for frei too. ^-^
It'd better be free, 'cause I ain't got no money
It's for frei, not for free.
You speak German Flib? Well, obviously not very well. :giggle:
I know more Serbian than German :giggle:
Frei = Free
Indeedness.
Really it's the wrong German free, but i didn't want to lose to many peeps
I have been tricked :(
How?
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 12:05:44 PM
Frei = Free
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 12:16:19 PM
Really it's the wrong German free, but i didn't want to lose to many peeps
In this way. 'Twas all Lies and Deceit.
Well, it still means free...
But, like, freedom free, not like you-don't-have-to pay-for-this free.
Liber.
ation
Anion.
Poutry.
Your face
*Frozen Turkeyz begin rainin' doon from ze zky ontae everybeazt und everyzin'*
BREAKING NEWS:
It has started raining frozen turkeys. That is all.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 07:22:03 PM
Anion.
Bit negative of you.
Since I saw a meme showing a picture of a cat, the word ions, the word are, a picture of a paw and sitive, I think anions must be negative.
Quote from: Booklover on November 03, 2021, 06:28:08 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 07:22:03 PM
Anion.
Bit negative of you. Since I saw a meme showing a picture of a cat, the word ions, the word are, a picture of a paw and sitive, I think anions must be negative.
Onionz.
Lavender's nickname for Ron in HP.
Won-Won? :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on November 03, 2021, 06:28:08 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 07:22:03 PM
Anion.
Bit negative of you. Since I saw a meme showing a picture of a cat, the word ions, the word are, a picture of a paw and sitive, I think anions must be negative.
Yesh.
Neigh.
Yeighlvisheign.
Won't.
Sorry for double posting, but the mods are coming after me:(https://i.postimg.cc/3wPYsFFn/2566-C695-B77-A-4-FEA-9-FD1-591-D5-D2-DC604.png) (https://postimg.cc/8FB2WW36)
They are in league with the guests!
Who, us? Never.
Well, perhaps the guests are in league with you.
20,000 Leaguez Under Ze Zea.
I've read that. Not as good as Around the World in 80 Days.
I disagree.
I am also disagreeing.
Ah dizagree viz yer dizagreement.
Ich agree on their disagreement
I disagree with HiAG for disagreeing with my disagreement, and I also disagree with Ally for agreeing that me and WT should be disagreeing.
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
There's a lot of disagreement going on in the newsroom. That is all.
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
I disagree with that statement also.
I thought you might.
;D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:49:26 PM
I disagree with that statement also.
Ah dizagree viz yer dizagreement. *Tagz Ally* Ye are alzae it! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! *Runz off laughin'*
I disagree with you disagreeing with my disagreement.
Update: I am going to make stew.
That sounds fantastic. What kind of stew?
Beef and Other Stuff™.
That sounds delicious and vaguely menacing all at the same time. Nice work.
Thank you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 01, 2021, 05:28:44 PM
Update: I am going to make stew.
Update: I am going to help
@Aunt Russa make stew. ^-^
How?
I'm going to make sure it doesn't boil over, and that you don't eat it before we're done making it.
I was actually making stew IRL, but there's no reason we can't make more stew over in the kitchen topic.
I'll receive damage though.
Not if you're good behaved. :)
No, I mean that it'll make me want it IRL, which ain't gonna happen.
I'm receiving damage right now, because my mom has just finished making tacos for dinner, and I'm in the middle of history, so I have to wait half an hour for my class to end, so I can eat.
BREAKING NEWS: I WANT TACOS NOW
Ugh.
I do too, mellon nin.
*Backs away slowly.*
I WANT TACOS
I mean, that part is fine.
Mellon nin is Elvish for friend. Do you not want to be friends?
That would be "mellon nin." "Meleth nin" means "my love."
*face palm* I'm so stupid, I didn't even spell meleth correctly!
Now this IS something that should be broadcasted! *Broadcasts it*
::)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2021, 09:38:12 PM
*face palm* I'm so stupid, I didn't even spell meleth correctly!
Does that mean I can stop backing away then?
Yesh.
Great.
Also, to any who reads this in the future, Flib edited her posts to say "Mellon." It didn't say that previously ^-^
To so what?
Grammar, that's what.
I think in this case it was spelling.
Breaking News: No news isn't necessarily good news.
Breaking News: Kade has decided not to eat me for a while, as long as I behave.
Mm. :)
That noise scares me. :)
Heh. :)
Hah. :)
Ja.
Jam.
You jammed your toe?
Neigh.
You jammed your horse?
nay
That's an anagram of any. Imteresting.
Anagram is an anagram of anagram.
Nein.
BREAKING NEWS - NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT IN THE " LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS. (BY THIS NEW YEAR'S DAY, hey?) :D" THREAD
*Fight who?*
Spoiler
*Our impeding DOOM?! 8D*
That too, yeah.
I wonder what the greatest number of posts in a single topic, not counting counting games, in a day is.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 13, 2021, 02:38:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS - NOW IS THE TIME TO FIGHT IN THE " LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS. (BY THIS NEW YEAR'S DAY, hey?) :D" THREAD
Oh yeah! :D
Quote from: Ally046 on December 13, 2021, 04:11:31 PM
*Fight who?*
Spoiler
*Our impeding DOOM?! 8D*
Let's fight Kade! ;D PILLOW FIGHT CHALLENGE
Is that a good idea?
No idea.
Did you know that bad news travels faster than the speed of light?
Also, the weather forecast for today: it seems the Rain God's in town, so prepare for - you guessed it - rain!
It has been raining off and on all day here, as well.
Then stop flicking the switch.
-_-
Broken News: Im on the forum Discord now
You are indeed, though I'm unsure as to why it's "broken" ^-^
She means that a lot of you are on Discord as well, so you all know she's on there, so it's not exactly "breaking" news.
You're broken news.
Yes I am
You shush.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 01, 2022, 09:13:13 PM
Is that a good idea?
No. It is a very bad idea. Don't do it, Flib.
Kade, your bossy
Nyeh
Nyeh
-_-
-__-
That's what they all say. And then comes the chaos.
Breaking news: Kade is the chaos!
Tha totally broke news Book. <_<
Maybe we should fix it. (But what is it? Our sanity?)
Let's not fix our sanity. Fixing it would be a sane thing to do.
Stop lobbing accusations. Kade's perfectly sensible.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 12, 2022, 09:19:39 PM
Stop lobbing accusations. Kade's perfectly sensible.
*Points at the lies*
Hey, don't point at WarTie. That's rude!
<_<
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 12, 2022, 09:19:39 PM
Stop lobbing accusations. Kade's perfectly sensible.
Thank you Teer. You're very correct.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 12, 2022, 10:11:46 PM
Hey, don't point at WarTie. That's rude!
Calling him a lie is also rude.
I'm lying.
In bed asleep, where you doth dream things true?
Lies... Lies and deceit...
You don't know the half of it.
Yes I do, because the half was caused by me. ;D
What news doth yon news bringers bring?
Breaking news: Kade is a very small three-year-old kitten. That is all.
I already knew that.
Golly gee, I'm adorable.
You're also quite terrifying.
The chances of KittenKade killing you are floofy, but never zero.
I don't kill, I devour ^-^
Kade is way more fluffy and adorable than a kitten.
Quote from: Ally046 on January 17, 2022, 08:07:49 PM
The chances of KittenKade killing you are floofy, but never zero.
Oh dear.
*Hugs who?*
Probably a walrus, but who really knows?
Is there a carpenter?
No clue, bruh.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 19, 2022, 09:35:55 PM
Probably a walrus, but who really knows?
Why would I hug a walrus?
Who's the walrus?
*Sneezes.*
¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
>_>
Quote from: Booklover on January 19, 2022, 09:38:06 PM
Is there a carpenter?
No, but there's a blind bat in the corner.
*Puts my walrus suit away in my footlocker.*
<_<
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2022, 01:06:05 AM
*Puts my walrus suit away in my footlocker.*
Breaking News: Verdauga is a Ranger who has a walrus suit and a footlocker.
The man who has it all.
Except he's not a knight.
...Yet.
Sirdauga
XD
Update. I'm BACK, homies!
Hooray! The great Emperor himself!
You all remembered! :laugh:
Now who are you?
Spoiler
º-)
I'm Flib Bigboat, the last member of the Lettuce Gang. (Except for Jarky, but she hasn't been on in a while.)
*Nods* I see. Well, young Lady Flib Bigboat, may I have the pleasure of being bestowed with the title of Lettuce Gang member?
Sure!
Excellent! *Cracks neck and hops over to throne* Come now, let us get the ceremony done.
The ceremony is done by getting a lettuce pfp, and then going around bragging about it to everyone. Sort of like the silver oakleaf Rangers get when they're promoted. ^-^
I shall try. :D
Breaking News: Sebias has joined the Lettuce Gang!
*Camera switches to Seb*
*Winks a green eye*
*Raises eyebrow.*
You're stealing from me now?
Definitively unoriginal. ;D
This is the best thing that's happened this year!
More breaking news: Verdauga has recently spilled cranberry juice on his keyboard.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2022, 01:23:31 AM
Breaking News: Sebias has joined the Lettuce Gang!
He's now an Annoying Lettuce, I guess. Do any of you remember Annoying Orange?
No. Who was that?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2022, 03:47:16 PM
More breaking news: Verdauga has recently spilled cranberry juice on his keyboard.
I have?
You have.
Whaaaaaa?
I looked it up.
And what do you think? Lol.
I was unimpressed.
Alas it seems we have lost our emperor yet again
Scott doesn't seem very sad about it.
Perhaps he had something to do with the Emperor's disappearance...
Nah, my little lettuce is safe and sound. He'll be back.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 24, 2022, 05:28:41 PM
Scott doesn't seem very sad about it.
Perhaps he had something to do with the Emperor's disappearance...
You dare? I will personally execute you for such insolence
Personal execution is just murder, Scottie.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 26, 2022, 05:21:32 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 24, 2022, 05:28:41 PM
Scott doesn't seem very sad about it.
Perhaps he had something to do with the Emperor's disappearance...
You dare? I will personally execute you for such insolence
Of course I dare. Can we fight a duel instead? Because execution is boring, personal or not.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 26, 2022, 08:17:07 PM
Personal execution is just murder, Scottie.
I think he already knows that, but he wanted to be sophisticated.
Like Erak with his staff from Gallica.
You're planning to put down your rock and he'll put down his sword and you'll fight each other like civilised people?
Exactly. And after I've defeated him, I'll go play mind games with his boss, and end up poisoning him. ;D
Technically poisoning yourself too, but one you've built up an immunity to.
If I'm immune to it, it doesn't count as poison to me.
Probably still made him feel sick.
Serves him right
I dunno, he seems a nice fella.
He wears a mask. He cannot be trusted!
If no one wearing masks can be trusted, then almost no one can be.
I was making a reference to TPB.
But not trusting him doesn't mean you have to wish him ill will.
Mm.
Quote from: Booklover on January 26, 2022, 09:11:58 PM
You're planning to put down your rock and he'll put down his sword and you'll fight each other like civilised people?
Now we are talking! *Drops his sword and pulls out an M249*
*Pulls out a pair of boxing glove from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
*Pulls out a second m249*
*Pulls out a second pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
This is a bad idea.
no u
Olay ev'ryone, calm down.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 28, 2022, 01:37:49 AM
Quote from: Booklover on January 26, 2022, 09:11:58 PM
You're planning to put down your rock and he'll put down his sword and you'll fight each other like civilised people?
Now we are talking! *Drops his sword and pulls out an M249*
I thought we were talking a long time ago. ::)
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2022, 12:38:31 PM
Olay ev'ryone, calm down.
*olay's, but refuses to calm down*
no we were conversing
Same thing, really. Put down that M249 or I'll have to attack you like an uncivilised person.
How many of us are actually civilized people around here?
*Pulls out a third pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 29, 2022, 11:33:24 PM
Same thing, really. Put down that M249 or I'll have to attack you like an uncivilised person.
Eh, two hundred bullets might stop ya
To be far, you never mentioned pulling out the bullets, so as far as we can assume, you have two inert weapons.
Is this the Talkshow segment?
Yes.
Either that or the sports.
Still won't stop me...
*Pulls out a fourth pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
Are you a centipede?
Maybe...
*Pulls out a fifth pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
Skarzs has admitted to being puny.
#fakenews
I was there.
Me and Kade were witnesses together.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 30, 2022, 06:20:35 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 29, 2022, 11:33:24 PM
Same thing, really. Put down that M249 or I'll have to attack you like an uncivilised person.
Eh, two hundred bullets might stop ya
Oh, this is going to be fun. ;D
Indeed...
*Pulls out a sixth pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
How many hands do you have?
As much as is needed by the plot...
*Pulls out a seventh pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
Very handy.
Indeed...
*Pulls out an eighth pair of boxing gloves from the void where things are conveniently pulled from*
Quote from: Ally046 on January 31, 2022, 05:35:09 PM
Me and Kade were witnesses together.
Skarzs can't be his own witness. Kade doesn't count.
If only there was a nice, local school where he could learn how...
And if only there was a nice teacher who would teach there....
And if only that nice teacher who taught at the nice, local school, was a slightly confused (as her status states) squirrel auntie...
Yeah, that would be pretty great, wouldn't it?
Breaking News: Kade's floof is orange.
More golden really, according to
@Ally046
He's a golden Retriever mix.
I see.
Though he does have an orange tinge when basking in the glory of either the sunrise or sunset
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2022, 11:43:50 AM
To be far, you never mentioned pulling out the bullets, so as far as we can assume, you have two inert weapons.
that is indeed far from what is happening
Quote from: Ally046 on January 30, 2022, 04:41:32 PM
Is this the Talkshow segment?
No, it's the adverts.
All new creamy custard! Sweet, sweet, sweet custard. Buy today
or you'll pay (with your life). Recommended by 100% of consumers!
The one who lived to tell the tale. Trust me, you'll never regret buying the all new, sweet, creamy custard!
And now, back to our chaotically scheduled chaos.
Custard. Endorsed by the Mods.
Exactly. And you know what they say... The mods are never wrong! (Even if some of them are a bit loopy.)
Depends on the flavor and how it is utilized
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 01, 2022, 04:15:19 PM
More golden really, according to @Ally046
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 02, 2022, 01:04:45 AM
Though he does have an orange tinge when basking in the glory of either the sunrise or sunset
🙌👏🙌
Quote from: Booklover on February 02, 2022, 08:42:30 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on January 30, 2022, 04:41:32 PM
Is this the Talkshow segment?
No, it's the adverts.
All new creamy custard! Sweet, sweet, sweet custard. Buy today or you'll pay (with your life). Recommended by 100% of consumers! The one who lived to tell the tale. Trust me, you'll never regret buying the all new, sweet, creamy custard!
And now, back to our chaotically scheduled chaos.
This is such an accurate description of advertisements, though. I love it.
Millipedes don't tend to fight things tho.
If they were big enough, they could fight with all their feet.
Feet are going to be the least of your worries,
Some millipedes can defensively spray Hydrochloric Acid that can chemically burn the skin and cause long-term skin discoloration.
Yes, but you didn't seem to be bringing out a super soaker, sooooo
Why would I bring a super soaker when I could bring the whole fire hydrant?
You did douse the futon. Thanks for that, by the way.
No problem.
(Remind me to return it to 5th Street...)
(I can put it there if you want.)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 04, 2022, 05:37:15 PM
Feet are going to be the least of your worries,
Some millipedes can defensively spray Hydrochloric Acid that can chemically burn the skin and cause long-term skin discoloration.
Can you use Hydrochloric Acid to put out fires?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 05, 2022, 04:13:51 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 04, 2022, 05:37:15 PM
Feet are going to be the least of your worries,
Some millipedes can defensively spray Hydrochloric Acid that can chemically burn the skin and cause long-term skin discoloration.
Can you use Hydrochloric Acid to put out fires?
It's actually used to break down and digest food...
Then I have nothing to worry about.
...Unless Kade eats me.
*Sadly hangs up his guns*
*Sadly steals Scott's hanged-up guns*
*Arrests Flib.*
In a sad manner, I'm assuming?
*sadly is arrested*
What a sad thread this is.
If you were to return the burgled property, I'd gladly release you.
Awww all riiiiiight.
Breaking News: Rip told me to say hi to
@Kade Rivok.
Oh you mean these guns?
*Holds up Scott't guns which were snatched using the Void of Convenience*
Don't worry, I'll make sure they get back. Besides, I was the one who sold it to him in the first place...
-_- I didn't even get the consolation of returning them.
...Which means YOU STOLE THEM FROM ME.
Yeah, it's funny how the VoC works...
And as I said, I originally sold the guns to Scott in the first place...
*Gladly releases Flib anyway.*
*...Aaaaannnnnddd arrests Wortshire.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 07, 2022, 01:26:50 AM
Awww all riiiiiight.
Breaking News: Rip told me to say hi to @Kade Rivok.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Tell her I say hi back! ^_^
Whelp...
I'm outta here...
Just make sure Scott gets his guns back...
*Twirls cloak uses it to drag himself into the Void of Convenience*
My, how convenient.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 07, 2022, 03:21:01 AM
*Gladly releases Flib anyway.*
*...Aaaaannnnnddd arrests Wortshire.*
What is this, Cellars Mafia?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2022, 03:48:49 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 07, 2022, 01:26:50 AM
Awww all riiiiiight.
Breaking News: Rip told me to say hi to @Kade Rivok.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Tell her I say hi back! ^_^
I did indeed.
Then she came on for a while earlier today.
Indeed! It was nice seeing her around.
Sadly, she hasn't been very active because she's busy IRL.
Well, that's good for her I suppose, but it would be nice for her to be around more. But, life does tend to get in the way.
Indeedness.
AWWW YOU GUYS MISSED ME THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! *Hugs everyone who missed her*
*Is hugged* ^-^
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 08, 2022, 03:40:27 PM
AWWW YOU GUYS MISSED ME THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! *Hugs everyone who missed her*
It was
too peaceful and quiet while you were gone.
*Does not hug Flib*
:giggle:
Well it serves her right.
Folks, fellow forum members, I bear saddening news...
What?
Quote from: Ally046 on February 08, 2022, 06:38:18 PM
Folks, fellow forum members, I bear saddening news...
>_>
What sort of bad news, already?
*pops out of the VoC*
This better be good, or I'm going back in...
I caught Kade saying this:
Spoiler
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/9RCceiq.jpg)
Hmm. I take it that you think floof should be more important?
It IS more important.
@Kade Rivok? Is this true?
Meh...
*twirls cloak and flips back into the VoC*
I just figured we should ask an expert...
::)
To put it into context, Ally was asking me what the square root of floof was, and that was me telling her that floof doesn't work that way.
Floof is, of course, the second most important thing to humanity, but floof simply remains floof, even when multiplied or divided or what have you. ^-^
Ohhhh. That explains why you can't cut floof.
Now you're getting it ;)
And why it's so floofy.
'Cause it's floof, of course.
I wonder how we could possibly live without it.
Impossible, probably. :giggle:
For me, it definitely would be.
Ditto :giggle:
^_^
: (
*Hugs the floof*
^-^ Floof is cuddly. *Hugs Ally and the floof*
^_^
The floof fights the big sad.
*Hugggggggg*
*The floof is beginning to win because of huuugs*
ZIZ IZ A NEVZ ALERT- PLEAZE ZTAY TUNED FER ZE FOLLOVIN'...
It 'az juzt been reported zat
Death (zat iz, viz a capital
'D' und nae juzt deaz) 'az been fired. Ze Auditorz vho revealed ziz ztartlin' event commented zat it vaz becauze
Death 'ad developed a perzonality, vhich vaz inefficient tae ze vhole buzinezz, und zerefore gave 'im ze boot. Zey
did 'ovever mention zat becauze o' 'iz excellent vork up until ze prezent moment, zey decided 'e could keep 'iz 'orze, vho iz named
Binky. Due tae ziz zudden change in important government figurez, naybeazt on ze forum iz currently able tae die. Ze Auditorz apologise fer ze inconvenience.
In ozer nevz, in zome zmav tovn it 'az been reported zat a local farm 'az juzt took in a nev farm 'and named Bill Door vho appearz tae be very good viz a zcythe.
0.0
*a familiar ominous purple figure materializes*
Well, well, well...
I don't know about you, this is probably a good opportunity for me...
Why were you up so late -_-
EDIT: Oh wait, it seems the forum time is off for me
Yes, I think everyone's back to the default settings (well, 'back to' may not be the most accurate phrase) including UTC. I assume you can change it in settings, though. Far as I can tell, however, there's no dark mode.
Hiag, is that a Discworld reference I spy?
Pozzibly. Ah zink ze book Ah'm referencin' iz me favourite Dizcvorld novel zae far (Ah've only read ze firzt zree und zen Reaper Man).
Why is DeaTh with a capital T?
Artistic flavor.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 17, 2022, 03:24:03 PMWhy is DeaTh with a capital T?
Ach, Ah meant tae put 'D' inztead o' 'T'. *Correctz 'iz miztake, zen hovlz*Tiz ze character
Death from ze
Dizcvorld zeriez. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(Discworld))
Ah, ok. Makes sense.
*Gives Kade an artistic flavor, and howls loudly*
Oh, you're offering? That's so generous!
*Addz zome vanilla extract tae boot, zen hovlz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 18, 2022, 02:33:38 PMOh, you're offering? That's so generous!
No, I'm putting acrylic-paint-flavored ice cream on you, so you'll have an artistic flavor. ;D
*Picks up Flib.* :)
Oh deer.
You are the artistic flavor. *Swallows Flib whole.*
Yummy.
At least you appreciated my artistic flavor.
*resignes to being swallowed whole*
*Teleports Flib out of the situation and perhaps topic as a whole.*
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNgBBBr_460s.jpg)
Where's the whale?
*Three whales appear from the land of No Where, eat the basket of flowers, and then teleport to the land of There*
Quote from: Booklover on February 20, 2022, 10:02:01 PMWhere's the whale?
After 'avin' met ze friendly
'Ground' 'e 'az zen gone on tae meet
Death (viz a capital 'D').
Delightful.
Inzightful.
And ever quite so frightful.
-_-
;)
♪♫ La La La La, La La La La, Elmo'z vooooooooooooooorld...♫♪
Quite full.
Wik.
Waka
Wookie
Wookiee. (Tva 'e'z, remember?)
Cookieee
Mmmmmm, cookieeees....
Pumpkinz.
Breaking News: I've won the Howling Competition! ;D :D ^-^ :laugh: ;) :) :giggle: 8D >:D *howls*
:o
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2022, 08:39:37 PMBreaking News: I've won the Howling Competition! ;D :D ^-^ :laugh: ;) :) :giggle: 8D >:D *howls*
Ach, ze deluzionz o' zomebeaztz... *Hovlz*
*finger guns HiAG* Eyyyyy
SHE'S GOT A GUN! *Tackles Flib*
;D
*is tackled*
...
:(
>:(
>8(
^-^
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
*Pokemon Battle Muzic*
Kade uzez Tackle - Flib takez 20 damage.
*is damaged*
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
*Healz Flib fer 20 HP viz a Potion*
(https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/df/Dream_Potion_Sprite.png)
Oh, thanks. :)
Still gotcha though. ^-^
Lass is a liar.
Oh? How so?
Quote from: Ally046 on March 03, 2022, 08:21:20 PMLass is a liar.
What does this have to do with anything?
Vot daez anyzin' 'ave tae dae viz ziz?
Good point.
-_- Ally, be nice.
Quote from: Ally046 on March 03, 2022, 08:21:20 PMLass is a liar.
you're riiiiight she keeps telling us her arts aren't good but they're
amazing and she's really sweeet and tells us she's a horrible person.
Speaking of which, I haven't seen any of her artses lately.
*Gollum impression* Ssss, sss, artsess! We wants it! We wants the artsesss! Ssss, gollum...
That's true, I don't think she's drawn any in a while.
Yes, you are. ^-^
But you said-
Quote from: Ally046 on March 07, 2022, 04:22:16 AMBut you said-
I said you're a very nice person. ^-^
ZIZ IZ A CELLARZ NEVZ ALERT: PLEAZE ZTAY TUNED FER ZE FOLLOVIN'NOTICE...
It 'az juzt been reported zat, after ze recent Rakghoul (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul) Rezurgence on Alderaan- vhich vaz juzt foinally quelled- anozer Rakghoul Rezurgence 'az been dizcovered in ze forum Cellarz. Ze Rakghoul Plague (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul_plague) iz very dangerouz und deadly- ztay indoorz, dinnae let ANY Rakghoulz bite or zcratch ye, or ye vill be turned intae a Rakghoul taae, und pleaze let authoritiez ken if ye zink ye may be infected by ze plague. Zoze determined tae be infected viz ze Rakghoul Plague may be zubject tae immediate incineration.
ZAT IZ AV . . . PLEAZE 'AVE A PLEAZANT DAY.
Ö
[/size][/i][/b]Not the Rakghoul plague?! Oh noooo... it can't beeee!!!
...why does this sound like DDBs?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 12, 2022, 06:13:22 PMSpoiler
ZIZ IZ A CELLARZ NEVZ ALERT: PLEAZE ZTAY TUNED FER ZE FOLLOVIN'NOTICE...
It 'az juzt been reported zat, after ze recent Rakghoul (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul) Rezurgence on Alderaan- vhich vaz juzt foinally quelled- anozer Rakghoul Rezurgence 'az been dizcovered in ze forum Cellarz. Ze Rakghoul Plague (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul_plague) iz very dangerouz und deadly- ztay indoorz, dinnae let ANY Rakghoulz bite or zcratch ye, or ye vill be turned intae a Rakghoul taae, und pleaze let authoritiez ken if ye zink ye may be infected by ze plague. Zoze determined tae be infected viz ze Rakghoul Plague may be zubject tae immediate incineration.
ZAT IZ AV . . . PLEAZE 'AVE A PLEAZANT DAY.
Again? Dearie me.
Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2022, 12:50:40 AM...why does this sound like DDBs?
Maybe we can trick the DDBs into fighting off any Rakghouls that try to attack us.
But 'ov?
Spoiler
Bribe them with something... do they like chocolate muffins? Or raspberry tortillas?
Spoiler
Vorld domination, but ah dinnae zink ve zhould give zat tae zem...
Spoiler
Good idea. We'll tell them they can dominate the world if they rid it of Rakghouls. Then they and the Rakghouls can wipe each other off the face of the earth, and we never have to worry about anything again. Except for being eaten by Kade. ;D
Spoiler
Except ze Rakghoulz vid turn ze Death Defyin' Beaverz intae more Rakghoulz, und ve vid 'ave a larger group o' Rakghoulz runnin' aboot. Ach...
Spoiler
Give the DDBs super long range weapons that have a remote destruct in case they turn on us?
Spoiler
Zey could gae kamikaze viz zoze zough- und, bein' 'Death Defyin', zey vid zurvive ze blazt.
Spoiler
What happens when Rakghouls contract rabies? Because, from the Wiki page, rabies and the Rakghoul disease seem more or less like the same thing.
Spoiler
Ach, zey are pretty zimilar. Zummat zat could make zem act (even more) rabid iz tae expoze zem tae toxic vazte- it droivez zem inzane, und zey'll attack everybeazt, includin' each ozer.
Spoiler
RADIOACTIVE EXPLOSIVE RABIES?!
hwat
Just, hwat?
Hwat hwat!
Waka Waka Waka.
Hwaka Hwaka Hwaka
?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?!!!!?!?!??!!?!!!!
What's got ya surprised, hmmm?
Not suprised
Then you probably shouldn't've used so many exclamation points :giggle:
Exclamation is wider than just suprise.
*Pac-Man appearz und triez tae bite Ally*
It appearz zat Pac-Man gaet bitten by a Rakghoul. Dinnae let 'im bight ye, Ally!
Quote from: Ally046 on April 19, 2022, 09:58:15 PMExclamation is wider than just suprise.
In the context that you used, surprise is most certainly one of the emotions expressed.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 20, 2022, 01:16:36 AM*Pac-Man appearz und triez tae bite Ally*
It appearz zat Pac-Man gaet bitten by a Rakghoul. Dinnae let 'im bight ye, Ally!
*Calls in some ghosts to take care of the problem.*
*grumbles*
*Ze Pac-Man Rakghoul 'ad juzt eaten ze cherry zin'z vhich turned ze ghoztz blue, und ate zem prior tae gaein' after Ally*
*Dissapears*
what
Oh.
Breaking News:
Sometimes people on the forum strongly remind me of people IRL.
Ye 'ave tae remember zat people on ze forum are people in real life, taae.
I remind me of me IRL
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 23, 2022, 11:09:08 PMYe 'ave tae remember zat people on ze forum are people in real life, taae.
Except if they're robots. Although are robots people?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 23, 2022, 10:55:37 PMOh.
Breaking News:
Sometimes people on the forum strongly remind me of people IRL.
Same. Although I'm going to assume, for the sake of my (non-existent) sanity, that you aren't all just people I know in real life playing a trick on me.
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2022, 05:47:36 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 23, 2022, 11:09:08 PMYe 'ave tae remember zat people on ze forum are people in real life, taae.
Except if they're robots. Although are robots people?
Nyet, zey are
NAE people. Zey are
abominationz. *'az a bucket o' acid ready if any zhov up*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 23, 2022, 11:09:08 PMYe 'ave tae remember zat people on ze forum are people in real life, taae.
What I meant is, WorshipTiria remind me of a friend I have who isn't on the forum, and who has never talked to me online. You know what I meant.
Quote from: Booklover on April 24, 2022, 05:47:36 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 23, 2022, 10:55:37 PMOh.
Breaking News:
Sometimes people on the forum strongly remind me of people IRL.
Same. Although I'm going to assume, for the sake of my (non-existent) sanity, that you aren't all just people I know in real life playing a trick on me.
Nope. I live in America, and I haven't been to England my whole life.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 24, 2022, 06:16:03 PMQuote from: Booklover on April 24, 2022, 05:47:36 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 23, 2022, 11:09:08 PMYe 'ave tae remember zat people on ze forum are people in real life, taae.
Except if they're robots. Although are robots people?
Nyet, zey are NAE people. Zey are abominationz. *'az a bucket o' acid ready if any zhov up*
*sets the acid on fire* I agree.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 23, 2022, 10:55:37 PMOh.
Breaking News:
Sometimes people on the forum strongly remind me of people IRL.
I swear Kade is exactly like my brother.
no u
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 06, 2022, 10:43:27 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 23, 2022, 10:55:37 PMOh.
Breaking News:
Sometimes people on the forum strongly remind me of people IRL.
I swear Kade is exactly like my brother.
º-)
NEVZ ALERT: Ze character Groot from Guardianz O' Ze Galaxy 'az juzt decoided tae create a azk-zread fer 'im tae anzver queztionz- 'ovever, 'e iz inztead gaein' tae 'ave a zpoiler box in vone pozt (ziz pozt, zpecifically). Av ye 'ave tae dae if ye vid loike tae azk 'im a queztion, und open up ze zpoiler box tae receive yer anzver. Enjoy.
Azk Groot Yer Queztion, Zen Open Ziz Zpoiler Box Fer Yer Anzver
(https://c.tenor.com/TAxHfNHWbT4AAAAC/real-groot-i-am-groot.gif)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 06, 2022, 10:43:27 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 23, 2022, 10:55:37 PMOh.
Breaking News:
Sometimes people on the forum strongly remind me of people IRL.
I swear Kade is exactly like my brother.
Which one?
Yes.
No.
In new news, Flib has returned to grace us with her presence.
And hopefully her presents.
*Dudley appearz*
(https://c.tenor.com/5l_b1VpR4qoAAAAC/harry-potter-dudley.gif)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 22, 2022, 04:45:23 PM*Dudley appearz*
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17.3
17.3?! But lazt year tvaz 17.4!!!
@WorshipTiria Ah love yer current Buizel profile picture!
WEASELS RULE!!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 28, 2022, 05:33:21 PM17.3?! But lazt year tvaz 17.4!!!
Dudley deserves -99999999 presents. (Which means less than 0.)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 28, 2022, 05:33:21 PM17.3?! But lazt year tvaz 17.4!!!
@WorshipTiria Ah love yer current Buizel profile picture!
WEASELS RULE!!!
Oh Deer 🦌🦌🦌
He sounds very horse.
I dunno, kinda froggy too. 🐸🐸🐸
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 01, 2022, 06:05:17 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 28, 2022, 05:33:21 PM17.3?! But lazt year tvaz 17.4!!!
Dudley deserves -99999999 presents. (Which means less than 0.)
Agreed, alzough
Harry Potter Zpoiler
by ze end o' ze zeriez 'e iz zorta alroight, or at leazt better. But at ze time o' ze firzt book, 'e'z a zpoiled jerk.
Agreed.
Who is worse, Dudley or Draco?
Zorta ze zame viz boz.
Draco is definitely smarter than Dudley, although he uses his brains for evil.
ZIZ IZ AN URGENT NEVZ ANNOUNCEMENT:
BRAIN-CONTROLLED UNICORNZ (CONTROLLED BY A MAD GALACTIC SORCERER) 'AVE JUZT INVADED ZE PLANET EARTH, UND ARE GAEIN' ON A VIOLENT RAMPAGE TRYIN' TAE KILL EVERYVONE. EVERYBEAZT IZ ENCOURAGED TAE JOIN IN ZE FOIGHT TAE ZAVE OUR PLANET FROM -
ZE UNICORN INVAZION O' EARTH!!!
Nyet, Ah didnae juzt lizten tae ze zong, 'Ze Unicorn Invazion O' Dundee' by Gloryhammer...
We're all brain controlled.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 31, 2022, 02:08:38 AMZIZ IZ AN URGENT NEVZ ANNOUNCEMENT:
BRAIN-CONTROLLED UNICORNZ (CONTROLLED BY A MAD GALACTIC SORCERER) 'AVE JUZT INVADED ZE PLANET EARTH, UND ARE GAEIN' ON A VIOLENT RAMPAGE TRYIN' TAE KILL EVERYVONE. EVERYBEAZT IZ ENCOURAGED TAE JOIN IN ZE FOIGHT TAE ZAVE OUR PLANET FROM -
ZE UNICORN INVAZION O' EARTH!!!
Nyet, Ah didnae juzt lizten tae ze zong, 'Ze Unicorn Invazion O' Dundee' by Gloryhammer...
Brain Controlled? I thought they were undead unicorns.
Why not both?
Why not neither?
Why not not?
Why not so?
Wynaut.
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Whine not.
While, lute.