"Come one, come all!"
"Join a Lettuce Gang in your community today!"
@Russa Nodrey @Rillbrook the Wanderer
Nyet. Join the Soviet Union
Come, my child. :)
Join the family.
Yes, lettuce gang up against the fruitcake empire.
*Starts chanting: 'Lettuce Gang, Lettuce Gang!'*
Lettuce make everyone join
So they may be happy. :)
Lettuce know how you get on.
Quote from: Ally046 on April 21, 2021, 02:44:28 AM
"Come one, come all!"
"Join a Lettuce Gang in your community today!"
@One @All
*fixed*
*Unleashes a colony of bunnies*
Have fun at the salad buffet!
*The rabbits are enchanted so no one can harm the little cuties*
Gah! No!
@Hazel, get over here!
*Ze zree Goatz from ze ozer topic join intae ze feedin' frenzy*
*Feeds goats and bunnies carrots so they aren't hungry anymore*
*Gasps*
Rillbrook! Carrots are lethal to bunnies in large amounts because of their high amounts of sugar!
*Ze Goatz und Bunniez eat ze carrotz, und are ztill famizhed; zey begin eatin' ze lettuce*
(Masika, ye zaid ze Bunniez vere enchanted.)
(True, true. But people need to learn carrots are lethal to bunnies. (So are most varieties of lettuce, for that matter, though the darker ones like romaine are safe))
Quote from: Masika on April 21, 2021, 06:57:01 PM
*Unleashes a colony of bunnies*
Have fun at the salad buffet!
*The rabbits are enchanted so no one can harm the little cuties*
*tries not to look like romaine*
Quote from: Masika on April 21, 2021, 06:57:01 PM*The rabbits are enchanted so noone can harm the little cuties*
(You said
no-one could harm them not
nothing...)
*Enchants the bunnies so that they cant have any more spells cast on them*
...
*Isn't Romain*
...
*Is lethal to bunnies*
(Plenty of lettuces are safe for rabbits, not just romaine; green or red leaf lettuce, romaine lettuce, lamb's lettuce, and butterhead lettuce (which comes in two varities: Boston lettuce and bibb lettuce))
What about mice?
What about mice?
Can they eat lettuce?
Mice can eat lettuce; however, certain types of lettuce should be avoided. Some varieties of lettuce do have good health benefits for your mouse but even those should not be eaten in excess. The kinds safe for them are: green leaf lettuce, red leaf lettuce, romaine lettuce, & lamb's lettuce.
I will clarify that as I've set my profile not to display avatars or signatures, joining the "lettuce gang" and/or interacting with you guys doesn't throw me off, sooooooo :v
JOIN US VERD.
Dinnae dae it, Verdauga. Rezizt.
*Releases a herd of deer*
Come and join the salad buffet!
Anyone thinking of hurting them, remember poor Bambi (novel or movie, take your pick)
You're welcome Verdauga.
Glorious. Simply
glorious.
*Transports the entirety of the Lettuce cult gang to a hidden cave*
*Enchants the cave so that only true members of the lettuce cult gang can enter*
(If anyone accept for a lettuce gang member attempts to enter the hidden cave, they will find themselves walking out the door instead)
(Same goes for un-true lettuce gang cult gang members)
*Sad cold Scott noises*
*Looks out a window at Scott. The Lassie part thinks about poofing him in*
I only wish you could be happy too.....
*Shivers*
Quote from: Masika on April 22, 2021, 01:05:03 AM
*Releases a herd of deer*
Come and join the salad buffet!
Anyone thinking of hurting them, remember poor Bambi (novel or movie, take your pick)
You're welcome Verdauga.
...Well, this escalated quickly...
*hasn't read or watched Bambi* Is it good?
:o You haven't?
:o Bambi was my favorite movie when I was little
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 22, 2021, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: Masika on April 22, 2021, 01:05:03 AM
*Releases a herd of deer*
Come and join the salad buffet!
Anyone thinking of hurting them, remember poor Bambi (novel or movie, take your pick)
You're welcome Verdauga.
...Well, this escalated quickly...
*hasn't read or watched Bambi* Is it good?
The Disney movie is an all-time classic, and while most people would say it's good or great, it's one of those films that people don't want to watch due to it traumatizing them as a child (I won't say why, because, spoiler) and having some scary moments (it also demonized sport hunters,
especially deer hunters, in the public's eyes and is so biologically inaccurate concerning deer (
especially in contrast to book) in order to make a certain traumatic moment even sadder, and it instilled a lot of misconceptions about deer child-rearing in the public eye). It has a direct-to-DVD interquel, Bambi II, which is considered pretty good (by DTV sequel standards, at least) which is also definitely popular and less traumatic.
The novel is xenofiction about deer (specifically roe deer), a species that is regularly hunted by humans, so it's fairly horrific (it's rather gory at points, and if you think Man is demonized in the movie, it's got
nothing on the book) and is definitely
not for kids. Its sequel, Bambi's Children, tones things down a little, but... *shrugs* Disney also adapted Bambi's Children into a comic book.
If you like, I can link you to a video on Bambi and the book it's based upon.
...Thank you for saving me from looking it up, then. It sounds awful.
::)
*Sigh* "Sika! Youve made it sound much different than it actually is..."
Actually, no I summed it up the way many critics, like Unshaved Mouse & Doug Walker, would, without spoiling anything and keeping the language clean. And I was fairly accurate with the book, too.
I'll just remember next time to keep my comments to myself so we don't all get into a complicated argument.
*Baba yaga is imported from the other thread and attacks anyone that's not lettuce*
Ah, but I haz dirk...
Spoiler
*In ze background o' av o' ziz iz ze Zlender Man*
(https://shepherdexpress.com/downloads/24694/download/slenderman-02-600.jpg.jpe?cb=64c3ca535d9f20df798a66bad0a14a99)
Hey
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy could we maybe keep posts suitable for younger ones that may be on? Or at least put creepier pictures in spoilers with warnings?
*joins le lettuce gang*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 22, 2021, 09:09:28 PM
Hey @HeadInAnotherGalaxy could we maybe keep posts suitable for younger ones that may be on? Or at least put creepier pictures in spoilers with warnings?
Aye, zure.
Thanks matey ;)
Varnin'
Zeriouzly, ye dinnae vant tae open ziz Zpoiler box
Really, ye dinnae vant tae. Tiz completely 'orrifyin'
Lazt Varnin'!
Avroight, ye vere varned
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/ytc/AAUvwnhi-Nvd2hJvzHBe4QneQ7YKDLE7OVQP__zHLW3ApQ=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
What's so bad about that?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 23, 2021, 01:17:25 AM
Varnin'
Zeriouzly, ye dinnae vant tae open ziz Zpoiler box
Really, ye dinnae vant tae. Tiz completely 'orrifyin'
Lazt Varnin'!
Avroight, ye vere varned
(https://yt3.ggpht.com/ytc/AAUvwnhi-Nvd2hJvzHBe4QneQ7YKDLE7OVQP__zHLW3ApQ=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)
AAAAAH, NO STOP PLEASE
That looks like a... very traumatising movie...
Children's TV series, actually.
*hides*
Masika, I didn't know you were so clumsy. And never play with fire, it's not safe.
Who says that wasn't my intention, hmm? /:) Besides, fire's bad for lettuces, too...
Quote from: Masika on April 24, 2021, 12:57:43 AM
Who says that wasn't my intention, hmm? /:) Besides, fire's bad for lettuces, too...
An' that's exactly why I don't play with it.
Good thing were in a magically protected cave...
Wouldn't want to wilt...
Oof. That reminds me, I gotta get back to editing my fic...
*is envious, since editing means some must have been written* (although I have almost finished the fic I'm currently writing (says, despite the fact it'll probably end up double the length I think))
(Yeah, that seems to always happen to me.) What do you have to be jealous for? My writing's not that good, y'know.
Everyone says that. Usually it actually is good.
Because you are succeeding in writing stuff?
You've never even seen my writing! How do you know it's good?
I never actually said it was (although it is, and you should believe in yourself).
I sent it to you, so you can see how bad it is. ^-^
Strange. Didn't tell me I had a new message.
And what do you mean? It's great!
Is it the same one you sent me? ^-^
That one is great!!! :D
I told you to stop being so self-degrading... ::)
May I read?
Er...
Come on, Flibie, showing people is part of growing as a writer!
No. No way.
...
"What are your guy's thoughts on carrots... >:D"
aka mORONS!
*Laura Carrot hears Verd from all the way in veggie tale land*
Sorry mateys, I like being an otter more than being a lettuce
So sad you missed out on the fruit mallard.
Fruit mallard?
(https://i1.wp.com/quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/banana-duck.jpg)
Wow
"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! A bananana... ...duck?"
Indeed. That was my profile picture for a while. It was fun.
Quote from: Ally046 on April 26, 2021, 02:28:33 AM
"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! A bananana... ...duck?"
Ah, you've fallen into the trap. It is actually evil.
"I think I can handle it"
*Activates evil chook mode...*
;D ... >:D
"Game on!"
*Dances about in a green dress*
*Is now scared*
...
...
...
... >:D ...
Spoiler
Hello...Rill
What happened to your and lass' plan that I didn't see?
*Is now more scared*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 27, 2021, 04:47:59 PM
What happened to your and lass' plan that I didn't see?
*Is now more scared*
What happened is that it worked.
I like lettuce. :)
THEN CHANGE YOUR PIC!!!
Chants - "...Do it! ...Do it! ...Do it!"
Leaf her alone. She doesn't have to.
(But she should.)
Lettuce end this stupid trend
*Stabs Scott with the magic lettuce, turning him into a lettuce*
I haaate
Me? I just want you to be happy too. :(
I feel betrayed
(*Hugs* Soorry, but it had to be done..
I looove yoouuu)
Lass, I grant you the privilege to let Scott in... despite the rule of being a true follower...
*Starts eating himself*
:o
"A cannibal leaf of lettuce!!!"
Lemme go
I refuse. :)
Okay. *Chomps on his leaves*
*Undoes it with OP lettuce powah*
Let me do it. I don't want to be a leaf
I don't want you to die. :(
But I don't want to be a lettuce
*Sighs very, very sadly and turns Scott back*
*Waddles away sadly*
Dang it.
*sighs*
Lass? I-I can you turn me into a lettuce again?
RESIST, SCOTT!!!! I CAN SIC A BUNCH OF HERBIVORES ON THE LETTUCE GANG AGAIN!!!
*Sadly waddles into the sad box and stress eats*
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:25:18 AM
RESIST, SCOTT!!!! I CAN SIC A BUNCH OF HERBIVORES ON THE LETTUCE GANG AGAIN!!!
Don't you want me ded tho?
Yes, but I also want this stupid lettuce over.
*Tries not to cry*
*Hugs Lass*
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:28:32 AM
Yes, but I also want this stupid lettuce over.
Ah, I hate you but I hate them more scenario?
*Is slightly less sad*
I want to be a lettuce so, I can be with you!
:o
*Turns Scott into a lettuce again*
*Hugs Lass tighter*
*Half smiles*
*Gives Lass a lettucish kith*
*Transports enchanted bunnies, deer, & goats into the Lettuce Gang's cave*
*Which isn't possible, as the cave is protected*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 28, 2021, 09:48:11 AM
*Gives Lass a lettucish kith*
lettucish is a wonderful word XD
McLass destroyed the protection spell.
*Draws two swords*
Attack on Vegan/Herbivore time!
Bambi: *Big deer eyes* Please sir...I just got my Momma back by a miracle... You wouldn't take my Momma away from me again, would you?
Suck it loser
*Bambi kicks Scott in stomach*
Oof, that's gotta hurt. Deer have very sharp hooves and powerful kicks, even as fawns.
*Grapples around Bambis neck before that happens*
Wow... You were never traumatized by that Disney classic, were you?
Never gave a foot about it
Like a booossss ;D
*Slices Bambis nape out*
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821248051355713547/822645254380584990/930eefddb04552133f07e9896c574065.png?width=207&height=519)
The Land Before Time? The Lion King? All Dogs Go to Heaven?
Attack on titan
I was asking if he got traumatized by those...
Just the land before time...Kinda
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 10:17:59 AM
I was asking if he got traumatized by those...
Attack on titan is very traumatizing...
Now I root for the hunter
Littlefoot's mother's death or Sharptooth? I tear up every time I think of Littlefoot's mother's death. (The blaming himself afterwards really gets me...)
Oof. I don't usually cry when it's a movie it's more of dang it. I liked that guy
Littlefoot's mom?
No, just in general
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 28, 2021, 10:20:41 AM
Now I root for the hunter
Spoiler
Meaning Zeke and Eren, or?..
No, like the one in Bambi
Oooohh, darrrn, my dude
He probably fed his family
He shot a doe in winter, when deer aren't in season, making him a poacher.
His family is probably starving
Circle of life, bebeh!
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 10:21:58 AM
Littlefoot's mother's death or Sharptooth? I tear up every time I think of Littlefoot's mother's death. (The blaming himself afterwards really gets me...)
If that made you cry, maybe you don't want to see the fic I just completed...
What is it? Have you posted it?
No, of course not. But it's just something I wrote to explain why my OC acts like she does. Never mind...
...
...Flib, if you don't want us to see your fics, don't tease us.... :(
...*Waddles*
Quote from: Ally046 on April 29, 2021, 12:30:54 AM
...
...Flib, if you don't want us to see your fics, don't tease us.... :(
Alright, I won't ever talk about them again.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 29, 2021, 11:07:27 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on April 29, 2021, 12:30:54 AM
...
...Flib, if you don't want us to see your fics, don't tease us.... :(
Alright, I won't ever talk about them again.
:(
Who among us romain(s)?
Meeeee! ^-^
"Aye, faithful follower of the great lettuce!"
...who's that?
The Great Lettuce is, The Great Lettuce! (Don't question the way)
...I do not understand...
Quote from: Ally
(Don't question the way)
Quote from: Ally
Quote from: Ally
(Don't question the way)
I never did. I said, I don't understand who the great lettuce was. (If you do not answer my question, I will change my profile pic to something else!)
ᐅ_ ᐅ
I did...
Spoiler
Quote from: AllyThe Great Lettuce is, The Great Lettuce!
That doesn't explain anything. I have never followed a lettuce in my life, great or small.
Why, how rude! :o
You just let them walk away unaccompanied? 8(
...
*is more confused then ever*
Maybe I should just pack in all this lettuce stuff...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 11, 2021, 03:50:37 PM
...
*is more confused then ever*
Maybe I should just pack in all this lettuce stuff...
...but then I would have to go looking for another avatar, and that would take a while...
I will keep my lettuce avatar.
Spoiler
Awwwww...!
Spoiler
*Hugs Flib...*
I only kept it so I could stay alive, see!
Spoiler
;)
Spoiler
Not really, it's fun to have a lettuce avatar. ;D
*Skeptical look...*
... are you going to kill me?
(Tries to un-send PM...)
(Actually, I thought it was funny. It made me laugh when I saw it, and my sister's like, "What are you laughing at?")
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 11, 2021, 04:11:30 PM
... are you going to kill me?
...
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
*Inoccent smile*
Spoiler
*steals something from Kade*
Spoiler
I will stab you.
Spoiler
With this spoon.
*Puts hands in the air*
"I didn't do anything!"
Don't worry. I won't stab you...
unless you attack me first.
(*Evil chook smile*)
*Innocent smile*
*is suspicious*
At some point I'll switch to either the fish or a book inspired one, but I will temporarily have a lettuce discord pic.
But I'm not on Discord.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 11, 2021, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 11, 2021, 04:11:30 PM
... are you going to kill me?
...
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
...
Spoiler
*Inoccent smile*
UUGGHHH, stop doing spammishly annoying spoiler placement!!!
(So? Kade does that sometimes.)
(Kade doing something is a reason NOT to do it, and it doesn't make it acceptable )
I threatened to stab Ally with a spoon earlier today, and she thought it was funny, not annoying.
Also, Kade posts songs that he records, and you do the same thing.
Also, Kade has made an account on the forum, been successfully shipped, created an ask thread, posted multiple times in the Cellars, done silly things, and read the Redwall series.
All of which you have also done.
And all of which are quite acceptable.
Look. I'm not saying that anything Kade does is good, or bad... I'm saying that doing something that may, or may not be bad, and justifying it by saying it's okay cause Kade does it: Is ridiculous.
Plus, none of those things are even Kade things.
Also, as I said, I was annoyed at the spoilers.... Not spoons?...
Quote from: lass of something much on May 11, 2021, 06:45:34 PM
Look. I'm not saying that anything Kade does is good, or bad... I'm saying that doing something that may, or may not be bad, and justifying it by saying it's okay cause Kade does it: Is ridiculous.
Plus, none of those things are even Kade things.
Also, as I said, I was annoyed at the spoilers.... Not spoons?...
*screeches with laughter* I can't help it! You're right, it is ridiculous. (which is why I said that)
......I seeeee.....
;D
*Just sort of....Exists....Awkwardly *
*Also exists*
*Gasp*
YAY
Quote from: lass of something much on May 11, 2021, 06:45:34 PM
Look. I'm not saying that anything Kade does is good, or bad... I'm saying that doing something that may, or may not be bad, and justifying it by saying it's okay cause Kade does it: Is ridiculous.
Plus, none of those things are even Kade things.
Also, as I said, I was annoyed at the spoilers.... Not spoons?...
(The spoons bit may be because Kade is famous for his enchanted fork and other enchanted cutlery.)
And three spoilers is better than twenty, awkward spacing or not.
Yes.
PREPARE TO EATEN WITH TOMATOES, PEPPERS, AND CROUTONS.
We have been prepared ever since Masika posted in this thread.
Want vinegar?
*Gets vinegar*
...You said you were getting ranch.
What's reality? ;D
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 12, 2021, 05:32:11 PM
PREPARE TO EATEN WITH TOMATOES, PEPPERS, AND CROUTONS.
Peppers, fine. Croutons, good. Tomatoes, definitely not.
Quote from: Booklover on May 12, 2021, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 12, 2021, 06:39:29 PM
What's reality? ;D
A figment of your imagination.
That is- before you get pushed into a black hole by a basilisk
I'd either get a cockerel or a sword. Should be fine.
I'd get a dirk.
or a dagger
Daggers are too short.
Then I'd just get a minigun. Nothing will survive that.
Quote from: Flib
We have been prepared ever since Masika posted in this thread.
"Yes. Lettuce Gang assemble!!!!!!!"
Do we get a cool theme tune?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 12, 2021, 06:49:38 PM
Then I'd just get a minigun. Nothing will survive that.
Kass and the DDBs will.
Quote from: Booklover on May 12, 2021, 06:51:25 PM
Do we get a cool theme tune?
WE ARE THE LETTUCE GANG
OUR LEAVES AS GREEN AS GRASS
WE WILL DEFEAT THE CABBAGE CULTISTS
OR GET SERVED WITH TOMATOES
That doesn't make sense.
yes it does.
Stop making me laugh.
I shall.
How dare you!
*Raises eyebrows at everyone*
*Walks into the secure Lettuce-Gang cave...*
*Bangs head on wal-*
*C R A C K*
whoops
Do you have a headache?
*Finds
the
Quote from: WorshipTiria*C R A C K*
annoying,
and
soundproofs
the
cave*
NOOOO!
This'll fix it.
*Sticks in black powder.*
"And now for the finishing touches."
Sticks in lit match.
(In the cave?)
Ye
BOOM
(No, its protected)
Double posting in the Cellars should be allowed.
Maybe in particular topics, but in some places it would be cheating.
...
yep.
What is?
(Oh bad stuff I just printed my screen)
This does not answer my question.
Quote from: Ally
(In the cave?)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 14, 2021, 04:57:02 PM
Double posting in the Cellars should be allowed.
No. No they should not.
What's your reason Lass?
There is no reason people would need to.
You are already allowed to to revive a thread if you have something meaning full to add. so not just an emoji or something.
Yeah. Sure. I can be lettuce. *Becomes lettuce*
YES!!!
"Lettuce throw a party to celebrate Jarky's newfound happiness!"
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
LETTUCETIME
Change your avatar, WT.
I can't.
Why not?
Can't download stuff.
*An earthquake starts to destroy the cave, with all the Lettuce Cult inside*
Hooray!
From members who aren't lettuce, not nature.
*The ground rips open beneath the lettuce cult, and they fall into the fires of Hellgates*
HOORAAAAAAYYYY
Quote from: Masika on May 17, 2021, 11:22:46 PM
From members who aren't lettuce, not nature.
*The ground rips open beneath the lettuce cult, and they fall into the fires of Hellgates*
And what happens to the corsairs?
What corsair? You're a lettuce.
*Teleports myself, and all the lettuce gang, into a secure chamber in the molten center of the earth*
*Magically proofs the chamber so that only I have the ability to destroy it*
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 12:33:57 AM
What corsair? You're a lettuce.
Maybe, maybe not. Look behind you and find out.
*Eats Flib*
Mmmm, salad. Could use some Ranch, though.
Blame WT for that. There's plenty of vinegar though, if you want it.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 17, 2021, 08:21:07 PM
Can't download stuff.
Can you copy links? Cause that is an option on here..
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 02:20:32 PM
*Eats Flib*
Mmmm, salad. Could use some Ranch, though.
*Eats Sika*
o.0 Lass, that is not the way to solve your problems.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 02:24:25 PM
Blame WT for that. There's plenty of vinegar though, if you want it.
WT?
*Eats her way out of Lassie*
Mmmmm, delicious! See, the problem with me being eaten by lettuce? The insides are
also edible! >:D
*Eats Sika*
*Eats her way out Ally*
*Covers myself in hot sauce for the next lettuce who tries eating me*
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 03:41:10 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 02:24:25 PM
Blame WT for that. There's plenty of vinegar though, if you want it.
WT?
*Eats her way out of Lassie*
Mmmmm, delicious! See, the problem with me being eaten by lettuce? The insides are also edible! >:D
WorshipTiria.
And I hope you get sick.
*Eats Sika*
"Ohhhh..."
"Must admit, not my favorite brand but..."
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 03:49:47 PM
*Eats her way out Ally*
*Covers myself in hot sauce for the next lettuce who tries eating me*
(Hot sauce doesn't bother me.)
Same...Hence:Quote from: Ally046 on May 18, 2021, 03:51:26 PM
*Eats Sika*
"Ohhhh..."
"Must admit, not my favorite brand but..."
Yes. I admit, it was a creative idea though.
...
Flib...are you a magical healer?
No... why?
I lettuce.
Yes! :laugh:
(Ally, how am I a magical healer?)
Because, yes.
If it's because of the hot sauce, I am immune to spicy things because it runs in my dad's side of the family.
"Partay Partay Parrtaaay!"
🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
*Eats way out of Ally*
*Rolls in scat (cause I'm a wolf. We do that)*
Try eating me NOW!
Stop being a bully.
Stop eating me
I never ate you.
*Blasts Sika with a fire-hose*
...
< _<
...
>_ >
...
*Eats Sika*
*Eats her way out Ally*
*Covers myself in chlorine*
This is worse than an attack from the DDB's.
Quote from: Masika*Covers myself in chlorine*
'Chlorine may dry out a canine's coat after exposure, stripping it of its natural oils.'
'This can make the fur more brittle and dull-looking.'
'Dry skin and fur could cause scratching or over-grooming to relieve itchiness, potentially leading to hair loss, skin infections, or hot spots.'
*Sighs.*
Can we not eat people?
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Sorry.
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 04:36:38 PM
*Eats her way out Ally*
*Covers myself in chlorine*
It's a waste of chlorine, and it'll make you sick.
Quote from: FlibSorry.
Well,
I'm not...
Ok then.
:P
Ahem, Verd, this wolf needs a bath before my fur falls out or worse...
This is your fault.
*Jumps in a nearby lake to get rid of the chlorine*
No, it's whoever started this stupid trend's fault
*Starts whistling*
...
*Casually walks behind a tree...*
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 05:40:31 PM
*Jumps in a nearby lake to get rid of the chlorine*
No, it's whoever started this stupid trend's fault
It's your fault!
Form behind tree:
"No-one asked you to cover yourself in chlorine..." -__-
You wouldn't stop eating me. Chlorine is toxic. And it's your fault for starting this stupid trend.
It's not Ally's fault. She started this thread, but not to antagnise you. Nobody asked you to come here and mess things up.
I'm not the only one who attacked this stupid thread.
But you're the only one who didn't do it for fun.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 03:09:49 PM
o.0 Lass, that is not the way to solve your problems.
Rather mean of you to call Sika a problem, but...
Also, I just did it cause I was hungry...
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 06:04:17 PM
You wouldn't stop eating me. Chlorine is toxic. And it's your fault for starting this stupid trend.
Why do you keep trying to ruin everyone's fun? There are so many threads, and so many boards, you don't have to be here if it upsets you so much :P
Quote from: lass of something much on May 19, 2021, 05:23:55 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 03:09:49 PM
o.0 Lass, that is not the way to solve your problems.
Rather mean of you to call Sika a problem, but...
Also, I just did it cause I was hungry...
Quote from: Masika on May 18, 2021, 06:04:17 PM
You wouldn't stop eating me. Chlorine is toxic. And it's your fault for starting this stupid trend.
Why do you keep trying to ruin everyone's fun? There are so many threads, and so many broads, you don't have to be here if it upsets you so much :P
My thoughts exactly. (And she seems to think I'm a problem, too.)
Nah, I'd say it's more the cellars as a whole
Oh. Makes sense.
Then WHY does she spend so much time here!?!?!??!?!?!?!
Exactly.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 18, 2021, 05:16:05 PM
*Sighs.*
Can we eat people?
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I agree. COME HERE TUNGRO. I HAVE SALT!
You have to @ him.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 18, 2021, 05:16:05 PM
*Sighs.*
Can we eat people?
[more]
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I agree. COME HERE
@Tungro . I HAVE SALT!
If you say that, he won't post and then you can't catch him.
No cannibalism.
*kills the cannibalism with fire*
Thank you.
*Eats Flib*
*Eats Verd*
*Teleports Self and Flib to escape this.*
*Teleports Verd bacc*
[visible confusion]
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 22, 2021, 03:56:14 PM
*Eats Flib*
*Eats Verd*
*is not eaten because I was writing a letter at the time*
..?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 21, 2021, 07:24:05 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 18, 2021, 05:16:05 PM
*Sighs.*
Can we eat people?
[more]
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I agree. COME HERE @Tungro . I HAVE SALT!
WT wants to eat you.
Nothing is stopping him from trying
True but...
Are you going to eat it now?
Eating cannibalism after it's been killed with fire is very hard to do, One-eye. Especially since there's nothing left of it by now.
*Kills Flib with fire*
Oh, not again.
*Turns Flib into delicious Caesar salad*
Mmm, delicious!
Next time I want you to do something, I will bribe you with salad. ;)
*Squinty-eye glare in the direction of Sika*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 24, 2021, 11:58:23 PM
Next time I want you to do something, I will bribe you with salad. ;)
Eh, that won't work. I like salad, but not enough for it to work as a bribe.
I can't really imagine anyone being bribed with salad. It sounds like a contradiction.
Go to bed, Lass.
*eats sushi with lots of wasabi*
But... But is hun'y :,(
That's no excuse. Why don't you try some wasabi sushi?
*Brings Kade's fork*
*Slaps it out of Seb's paws and hands him Kade's supernatural chopsticks*
Do not eat sushi with a fork you monster!!
Oh, okay. *Eats sushi with Kade's supernatural chopstick*
*...Picks up fork and eats the lettuce* ^-^
*puts wasabi in Seb's lettuce*
ACK, ACK! *Spew* BLECH!
😔☹️😞
;D
Wasabi lettuce
But wasabi... It's good.
Yes but...wasabi lettuce goodness depends heavily on the lettuce quality...
Wasabi tastes good...
Sorry. I betrayed you.
But all in a good cause, eh?
I dunno... what cause?
Pride. Probably not as obvious when it's skewed and a bi flag rather than the general pride one, but I've edited it so there's an animated border now.
Oh.
I left because lettuce is not cute.
😭 Flib, there are traitors in our midst!
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2021, 09:16:38 PM
Sorry. I betrayed you.
But all in a good cause, eh?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you betrayed the Lettuce Gang, prepare to die!
Lettuce Assemble!!!!!!😤 (;D)
*assembles*
demolishes.
*Attends to Flib's wounds and reassembles*
*Covers Lettuce Cult in delicious Three Cheese Ranch*
Thankyou Sika! That should dress Flib's wounds quite nicely.😊
(I didn't know you were on our side! ^-^)
It also makes you veeery delicious...
Oh! We're you planning on eating us?
Wow! Your really helping us push forward our agenda! :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 31, 2021, 05:56:21 PM
ACK, ACK! *Spew* BLECH!
I do not appreciate you eating me. Also, we aren't lettuce ourselves, we serve the lettuce. There's a difference.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 02, 2021, 11:41:21 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 01, 2021, 09:16:38 PM
Sorry. I betrayed you.
But all in a good cause, eh?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you betrayed the Lettuce Gang, prepare to die!
Does it help that there's a decent chance that my next profile pic (in less than a month, probably) will be Inigo Montoya?
No, it does not.
(Also, it's just my opinion, but I've read half of the Princess Bride, and I don't really like Inigo.)
*Gasps*
To Skarz's courthouse! NO ONE HATES INIGO!!!
Just because someone doesn't like something,doesn't mean they hate it Sika...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 03, 2021, 01:58:46 PM
No, it does not.
(Also, it's just my opinion, but I've read half of the Princess Bride, and I don't really like Inigo.)
My name is Inigo Montoya, you hate my character, prepare to die!
Why do you dislike him?
I don't know, it just seemed like he didn't have to be part of the story... It's only my opinion.
*Waddles into gang* 'Sup, bros?
I dislike Inigo Montoya
Oof. But do you like the Princess Bride as a whole?
Ye, but I'm not very far into it.
Faaaair enough. I haven't read it myself yet. Would you recommend?
Recommend what? Recommend you not liking Inigo Montoya? I'd advise against that, it will end in you being burned at the stake by one of your very good friends.
Da'oof.
I mean, said friend does like to take any opportunity to kill me, so...
BURN THE HERETIC
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
IF YOU AGREE THEN YOU MUST BE BURNED AS WELL
DON'T YOU DARE TEER WILL SKIN ME ALIVE
ALL FOR THE BETTER THEN
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:47:01 PM
IF YOU AGREE THEN YOU MUST BE BURNED AS WELL
*Whimpers*
*Drop kicks Tiria in the sun*
;D
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:48:29 PM
ALL FOR THE BETTER THEN
HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
The minute I clicked this thread sad music started in my playlist.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:45:55 PM
BURN THE HERETIC
Did you ever have a lattuce profile pic?
He wants to burn me because I don't like Inigo Montoya, is that a good enough reason for you?
No... You've read The Princess Bride, tou quite it, you're doing fine.
Oh.
But I'll die either way, I suppose.
Fine. Prepare to die!
I HAVE BEEN PREPARING FOR IT EVER SINCE I READ THE BOOK.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:46:00 PM
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
Oh, ok. *kills Sebias*
*Kills Flib* :o
*punches Ally*
*Covers Flib & Ally in Ranch* Here ya go, Landon.
Landon: Yippee! *Eats Flib & Ally* Mmm, delicious!
Only six-year-old who actually likes salad.
You have obviously never been to Virginia.
Plus, eating heretics is not allowed. They're supposed to be burned alive at the stake.
Quote from: Seb
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
Quote from: Masika
Landon: *Eats Flib & Ally*
Awwwww...Sika loves us sooooo much! ^-^
Indeed? I hadn't realised that. Imteresting...
It's so sweet! ^-^
*Murders her whole forum family*
Now I know why Dand shot me three times in a row! I'm his favourite forum daughter
Quote from: Masika on June 05, 2021, 11:58:07 PM
Only six-year-old who actually likes salad.
Today there was a picnic after church, (which wasn't a very good idea because there were cicadas
everywhere, all over the ground and in the trees and on people's cars, and landing on everyone), and my sister who turned six a couple months ago, I kid you not, got a heaping plateful of salad, and she
ate it all.I'm not joking.
*Stabs Lass and Flib through the heart with poison daggers...* ^-^
Traitor!
Quote from: Ally046 on June 07, 2021, 03:02:52 AM
*Stabs Lass and Flib through the heart with poison daggers...* ^-^
Awww, thanks, love you too ;D
*Slices Ally's neck*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 05, 2021, 12:28:33 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:46:00 PM
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
Oh, ok. *kills Sebias*
*mild annoyance* Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
Siblingly love, Teer. *Shoots Teer in the head*
Ouchie. *puts a purple caterpillar on Lassie's arm hair*
*Screams in pain*
Hah. *mocks your pain*
*Dies*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 08, 2021, 08:52:15 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 05, 2021, 12:28:33 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:46:00 PM
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
Oh, ok. *kills Sebias*
*mild annoyance* Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
I killed him with my knife. Hitting someone in the face isn't going to kill them.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 08, 2021, 09:42:54 AM
Hah. *mocks your pain*
*slaps Teer*
*Removes the caterpillar from Lass' arm*
*Revives Lass*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 07, 2021, 02:49:00 PM
Traitor!
But why?
So......Why are we killing each other?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:46:00 PM
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
(Although you don't necessarily need to do this to Lass.)
Ah? Eh? Ee? Oh? Ooh?
IT'S SUMMER BREAK, QUIT REMINDING ME OF LATIN HOMEWORK ALREADY!!! AUGH!!
: D
How DARE you laugh at me! You will pay for that.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 08, 2021, 02:14:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 08, 2021, 08:52:15 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 05, 2021, 12:28:33 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:46:00 PM
It was once said that people in the Cellars showed how much they loved each other by killing them.
Oh, ok. *kills Sebias*
*mild annoyance* Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
I killed him with my knife. Hitting someone in the face isn't going to kill them.
Stop flirting with my boyfriend, though. He's mine. *kills Seb even more dramatically*
I was not. I was doing it to make him annoyed.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 08, 2021, 09:28:47 PM
So......Why are we killing each other?
It's a way of showing affection! *Stabs Scott*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 08, 2021, 11:08:51 PM
I was not. I was doing it to make him annoyed.
Oh really? Actions speak louder than words, Flib! He's mine!
So? Vuka is always trying to murder Kass, and she hates him. How is this any different?
*violently kills Seb with fire because I don't like him anymore*
Mine! All mine! *takes Seb out of the fire and brushes soot from his fur*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 08, 2021, 11:16:12 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 08, 2021, 09:28:47 PM
So......Why are we killing each other?
It's a way of showing affection! *Stabs Scott*
Augh....Eugh....*Collapses* Geughh *writhes around in pain* Gekek-*Dies*
*Revitalizes Scott.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 09, 2021, 12:28:04 AM
Mine! All mine! *takes Seb out of the fire and brushes soot from his fur*
You can have him if you want him. I don't care. Just stop shouting at me.
Alrighty. Sorry.
I feel so loved, Scott shot me with full stops until there was nothing left to shoot! And beyond that! ^-^
Aww. Twu wuv.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 09, 2021, 05:37:28 AM
I feel so loved, Scott shot me with full stops until there was nothing left to shoot! And beyond that! ^-^
.............................
<.<
>.>
*Sees small chink in Scott's armor and stabs*
*steals Masika's knife*
*Shoots Flib between the eyes and stabs Scott again*
*is too OP for that*
*throws Masika's knife at Ally*
*Landon uses a fire pillar on Flib and hurls a dark sphere at Scott*
OH MY GOODNESS SIKA'S IN LOVE WITH SCOTT :o
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 09, 2021, 04:16:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 09, 2021, 05:37:28 AM
I feel so loved, Scott shot me with full stops until there was nothing left to shoot! And beyond that! ^-^
.............................
Love....you.....Too
*Dies*
*confused Flib noises*
(When full stops are put like that they're bullets)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 09, 2021, 10:17:09 PM
OH MY GOODNESS SIKA'S IN LOVE WITH SCOTT :o
*Stabs Lassie*
Would you like a threeway wedding? /:)
*the full stops die of curiousity because they don't understand how they can kill people like that*
Quote from: Masika on June 09, 2021, 10:24:54 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 09, 2021, 10:17:09 PM
OH MY GOODNESS SIKA'S IN LOVE WITH SCOTT :o
*Stabs Lassie*
Would you like a threeway wedding? /:)
Sorry, but no... Nice knife though. Is that poison? Quality stuff right there
Quote from: Flib*Throws Masika's knife at Ally*
*catches the knife deftly by the tip, then adds it to my growing collection of blades*
QuoteSorry, but no... Nice knife though. Is that poison? Quality stuff right there
Yes, quite the skillfully crafted blade...say...where did you come across said blade Sika?
She stole it from me.
Ye be a stick'o'water.
To the stake with ye!
Green H2O is what you are though.
HERETIC.
*Chops Lettuce Cult into salad*
Now I'm hungry.
Quote from: Masika on June 10, 2021, 10:47:25 PM
*Chops Lettuce Cult into salad*
You
really love us, don't you Sika. ^-^ So heartwarming!
*Tosses salad into garbage disposal*
Awwwwww..love you too Sika ^-^
*Dumps Lettuce Cult into the sewers*
You go through such lengths to show your love, and I want to tell you how appreciative I am of that. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2021, 10:32:41 PM
Green H2O is what you are though.
APPRECIATE THE GREEN WATER!
Why you so crispy, water?
Quote from: Ally046 on June 11, 2021, 12:21:03 AM
Awwwwww..love you too Sika ^-^
Spoiler
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@Sebias of Redwall
What? ;D
No.
Just no.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 11, 2021, 03:15:05 PM
Why you so crispy, water?
Because it's GLORIOUS!
QuoteNo.
Just no.
???
GLORIOUS🥬
Water of the earth.
*yells excitedly*
*Cheers...* :laugh:
Non-frozen crunch water.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 11, 2021, 04:16:13 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on June 11, 2021, 12:21:03 AM
Awwwwww..love you too Sika ^-^
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@Sebias of Redwall
Scott, may I point out that Sika said we should have a three way wedding...
This is some weird water.
Yes, but it's the crunchiest! ^-^
Best veggie.
Hmmmmmnn...
Hm?
Friends, Allies, Comrades, I ask you now...
What are we going to do? There's an event to go back and have your first profile picture. Do we continue with the lettuces, or celebrate the forum's anniversary?
I think I'll go with the latter.
I would say the latter as well. Though, I haven't the slightest idea what my first profile pic was >_>
I think it was some otter picture.
Yeah, I was thinking the same, but wasn't sure and have no idea what the specific pic was :giggle:
I think it was an otter playing in a pool? With it's arms splayed out?
Hmmm....
Well, I'm not going back...my first one wasn't great.
:(
Wha?😯
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 13, 2021, 10:35:06 PM
Friends, Allies, Comrades, I ask you now...
What are we going to do? There's an event to go back and have your first profile picture. Do we continue with the lettuces, or celebrate the forum's anniversary?
I explained my reasoning in another thread, I think.
Edit: as of... I can't remember if it was this morning or yesterday, but maybe it doesn't make a difference where most of you are, but I caved in and changed it, mostly.
I changed it back before realizing it was a thing.
I can't find it. *sad* If anybeast knows where it is, I'd be much obliged. (It was a tractor made out of hay)
Was that actually your first prof pic? I remember you having that, but don't remember it being your first one....
Yeah, she didn't get one 'til the Extravaganza.
Hmmmmm'kay
*poke, poke*
*post, post*
*read, read*
*wonders what to further contribute to this thread*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 12:17:56 AM
*poke, poke*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 08, 2021, 12:59:54 AM
*post, post*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 01:00:31 AM
*read, read*
*scroll, scroll*
*types out something long and heroic about old threads*
*deletes it*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 01:03:47 AM
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*poke, poke*
*post, post*
*read, read*
*scroll, scroll*
*delete, delete*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 03:48:27 PM
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*poke, poke*
*post, post*
*read, read*
*scroll, scroll*
*delete, delete*
*quote, quote*
Quote from: Booklover on November 08, 2021, 06:07:41 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 03:48:27 PM
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*poke, poke*
*post, post*
*read, read*
*scroll, scroll*
*delete, delete*
*quote, quote*
*type, type*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 06:11:14 PM
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*poke, poke*
*post, post*
*read, read*
*scroll, scroll*
*delete, delete*
*quote, quote*
*type, type*
*click, click*
Quote from: Booklover on November 08, 2021, 06:13:15 PM
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*poke, poke*
*post, post*
*read, read*
*scroll, scroll*
*delete, delete*
*quote, quote*
*type, type*
*click, click*
*look, look*
-_-
Is that at the quote pyramid that we should possibly stop before it gets too large?
Hush. He's clearly sleeping.
*Snores raucously.*
*tickles Kade raucously*
*Eats Flib raucously.* What happened?
You snored.
Oh. Well, probably should disturb a snoring Otterbadger then. 'Tis dangerous business.
How am I supposed to disturb you if you've eaten me?
No no, you disturbed me prior to being eaten. Now you aren't ;D
I'm not? Why, thank you! ^-^
You aren't disturbing me. You're definitely still eaten.
*Climbs into Kades mouth*
Athgain with thiths?
You asked for it -_-
But did he really?
*Waits impatiently to be et*
*Digests Flib, then swallows Ally.* Well, if you're offering.
Why do you want to et meh?
'Cause I like eating folks, probably :giggle: Why do you want to be et?
Why do you like eating folks tho? Ded.
Not yet, at least ^-^
Hm?
I typed that when you just had "ded" typed in.
Why not like it?
Why like it?
Can one explain why anybody likes anything?
Yes, I believe so.
To a degree, perhaps, but in the end, folks just like stuff because they like it, ya know?
Because they believe it to be a good thing.
Outside of Christianity (or, more generalized, religious beliefs), good is subjective. It's better to describe it as something that they enjoy.
Well, in today's society there is the idea to be considered of overall morality instead of a religious belief. The idea that we should we all work to help one another and better the universe one small decision at a time, that we might all live better and better. This overall morality can be used in place of religious guidance in a persons division of right and wrong, or good and bad.
However, this leads to the question of how the system of morality works, the driving forces, the "why". People have spread the idea since the beginnings of connected society, that it is somehow "right" to help others, and it "feels good". And, if you help others, that they may also help you in your times of need, and so is a system of animal like instinctual survival thinking. And I believe this is the first solid piece contributing to morality.
Once again, though, outside of religious beliefs, morality is nothing but a concept and is entirely subjective. Just because one person thinks something is good (like helping somebody), that doesn't mean other people will think it's a good thing. Or, perhaps they'll think that it's only acceptable under certain circumstances, or only with the right people.
It's all a game of make-believe that people play, and when different people have different ideas of what "right" is, then that is when conflicts occur. Not only for that reason, of course, but it happens. Why is it "right" to help someone? Why does their life matter? You can believe that it's right and that someone's life matters, but in the end it simply comes down to that just being what you think, not because it's actually so. And, if morality is simply an act of survival, then that's even more of a joke. It isn't moral, it's just beneficial.
No, without Christianity, morality is just a lie people tell themselves.
In my opinion ^-^
I once heard 'moral' described as anything that reduces suffering and 'immoral' described as anything that increases suffering. I don't think that that explanation is perfect – for example, if you thought that killing someone would overall decrease their suffering, that doesn't necessarily mean it's the right thing to do (of course, when you take into account that it would cause suffering for their friends and relatives, then by those definitions in a lot of cases it would be considered morally wrong).
But in Christianity (as well as some other religions, but not all) the incentive to do good is to get into heaven. There's a whole philosophical debate on whether it counts as doing good when there's an ulterior motive. However, Christians (and people from other religions or no religion) will often do good things without ever considering that or anything relating to religion. Yet if that's still good, surely religion is unnecessary for that? People do good because they think it's the right thing to do, whether religious or not.
And is morality that different within religious beliefs? On almost every moral debate (the only real exceptions being ones that are considered morally wrong by practically everybody, whether religious or not) there are religious people on both sides. Conflicts occur within Christianity on moral issues, so what makes Christianity any different? Apart from being influenced by the Bible and what I mentioned earlier about different motives, there really isn't anything.
There's a big difference, but first, let me say that you don't do good works to get into Heaven. That is something that so many people get confused on. We can't do anything to get ourselves into heaven. The reason Christians make a big deal out of it is because we are commanded to follow the commands given to us by God. They don't get us into Heaven, but they are usually the signs of someone that is following Jesus.
Matthew 7:20 - Thus, you will recognize them by their fruits.
And now we get to my point. In Christianity, morality is created by God and is given to us. Morality is made up of hard and fast rules created by the maker of everything. We may have a hard time understanding some of them, and an even harder time following some of them, but they are just as real as the computer I'm using to type this message.
Outside of Christianity (or religion in general, whatever), they aren't real. They are amorphous thoughts and feelings and they change from person to person, specifically because they are nothing but a lightly defined concept.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 09, 2021, 04:14:53 AM
Well, in today's society there is the idea to be considered of overall morality instead of a religious belief. The idea that we should we all work to help one another and better the universe one small decision at a time, that we might all live better and better. This overall morality can be used in place of religious guidance in a persons division of right and wrong, or good and bad.
That might not really work out, though, because people tend to have different views of what is right and what is wrong.
What do you mean it might not work out?
For instance, people can and do have differing ideas on what it means to better the universe. Right or wrong, good or bad, it's all subjective.
Now, obviously, people can work together for the most part, otherwise we wouldn't have society, but that's because, in society, governments act as "gods", so to speak, and enforce what they believe should be the rules regarding what is right and what is wrong. And because of their power, those that live under that government generally fall into line.
At that point, though, we start looking at the same problem on a macro level. Different governments across the world with differing ideas on what is right and what is wrong, thus leading to contention and conflict. And, like I said before, I'm very aware that conflicts don't just occur because of these ideas, but it does happen.
Welcome to red wall abbey forum, where questions like this:
Quote from: Ally046 on November 08, 2021, 11:50:15 PM
Why do you want to et meh?
Turn into full-out philosophical convos like dis:
Quote from: Ally046 on November 09, 2021, 04:14:53 AM
Well, in today's society there is the idea to be considered of overall morality instead of a religious belief. The idea that we should we all work to help one another and better the universe one small decision at a time, that we might all live better and better. This overall morality can be used in place of religious guidance in a persons division of right and wrong, or good and bad.
However, this leads to the question of how the system of morality works, the driving forces, the "why". People have spread the idea since the beginnings of connected society, that it is somehow "right" to help others, and it "feels good". And, if you help others, that they may also help you in your times of need, and so is a system of animal like instinctual survival thinking. And I believe this is the first solid piece contributing to morality.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 09, 2021, 04:37:20 AM
Once again, though, outside of religious beliefs, morality is nothing but a concept and is entirely subjective. Just because one person thinks something is good (like helping somebody), that doesn't mean other people will think it's a good thing. Or, perhaps they'll think that it's only acceptable under certain circumstances, or only with the right people.
It's all a game of make-believe that people play, and when different people have different ideas of what "right" is, then that is when conflicts occur. Not only for that reason, of course, but it happens. Why is it "right" to help someone? Why does their life matter? You can believe that it's right and that someone's life matters, but in the end it simply comes down to that just being what you think, not because it's actually so. And, if morality is simply an act of survival, then that's even more of a joke. It isn't moral, it's just beneficial.
No, without Christianity, morality is just a lie people tell themselves.
In my opinion ^-^
Quote from: Booklover on November 09, 2021, 07:20:39 AM
I once heard 'moral' described as anything that reduces suffering and 'immoral' described as anything that increases suffering. I don't think that that explanation is perfect – for example, if you thought that killing someone would overall decrease their suffering, that doesn't necessarily mean it's the right thing to do (of course, when you take into account that it would cause suffering for their friends and relatives, then by those definitions in a lot of cases it would be considered morally wrong).
But in Christianity (as well as some other religions, but not all) the incentive to do good is to get into heaven. There's a whole philosophical debate on whether it counts as doing good when there's an ulterior motive. However, Christians (and people from other religions or no religion) will often do good things without ever considering that or anything relating to religion. Yet if that's still good, surely religion is unnecessary for that? People do good because they think it's the right thing to do, whether religious or not.
And is morality that different within religious beliefs? On almost every moral debate (the only real exceptions being ones that are considered morally wrong by practically everybody, whether religious or not) there are religious people on both sides. Conflicts occur within Christianity on moral issues, so what makes Christianity any different? Apart from being influenced by the Bible and what I mentioned earlier about different motives, there really isn't anything.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 09, 2021, 12:58:19 PM
There's a big difference, but first, let me say that you don't do good works to get into Heaven. That is something that so many people get confused on. We can't do anything to get ourselves into heaven. The reason Christians make a big deal out of it is because we are commanded to follow the commands given to us by God. They don't get us into Heaven, but they are usually the signs of someone that is following Jesus.
Matthew 7:20 - Thus, you will recognize them by their fruits.
And now we get to my point. In Christianity, morality is created by God and is given to us. Morality is made up of hard and fast rules created by the maker of everything. We may have a hard time understanding some of them, and an even harder time following some of them, but they are just as real as the computer I'm using to type this message.
Outside of Christianity (or religion in general, whatever), they aren't real. They are amorphous thoughts and feelings and they change from person to person, specifically because they are nothing but a lightly defined concept.
It is pretty humorous that that is what spawned this discussion. :giggle:
:giggle: It was a wonderful and surprisingly logical discussion, though.
The best kind, really ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 09, 2021, 12:58:19 PM
There's a big difference, but first, let me say that you don't do good works to get into Heaven. That is something that so many people get confused on. We can't do anything to get ourselves into heaven. The reason Christians make a big deal out of it is because we are commanded to follow the commands given to us by God. They don't get us into Heaven, but they are usually the signs of someone that is following Jesus.
Matthew 7:20 - Thus, you will recognize them by their fruits.
And now we get to my point. In Christianity, morality is created by God and is given to us. Morality is made up of hard and fast rules created by the maker of everything. We may have a hard time understanding some of them, and an even harder time following some of them, but they are just as real as the computer I'm using to type this message.
Outside of Christianity (or religion in general, whatever), they aren't real. They are amorphous thoughts and feelings and they change from person to person, specifically because they are nothing but a lightly defined concept.
About the difference or lack of such i was referring to conflicts over different ideas of 'right' and 'wrong' which happens within or between religions as well as outside of them.
Okay, I stand corrected (although I would also like to point out the Parable of the Sheep and the Goats does suggest that, although I do know that at other points (for example, when Jesus said 'I am the way, the truth and the life. No one gets to the Father except through me')). Yet that motivation is still, to an extent the reason.
On the subject of morality being given to us by God, many other religions would say something similar about theirs, and many non-Christians would say that the Bible is not the word of God. Hard and fast perhaps in that it's written down and is standardised across the world and will not change (the teachings of religious leaders can, however). I don't think that they should be followed blindly. There needs to be some understanding of them first, and the relevance to modern life, which may not always be instantly clear.
What happens when people believe that they are unequivocally in the right and are unafraid of consequences (which religion is a common reason for, but not the only one), there are no limits to what they will do. This is, in my experience, both the best and worst parts of Christianity, and probably other religions as well. The best, because it means people will not be afraid to do what is (or what they believe) is right. The worst because it means people will use religion (or other strong beliefs) as an excuse to do evil. This happens at both a small level, with individual people, and at a wider level, with entire societies who will hold fast to a set of beliefs no matter what.
However, that does not mean that the alternative – a more flexible, adaptable set of beliefs, whether religiously influenced or not (though morality almost everywhere is influenced indirectly by religions which have shaped societies for centuries) is just 'a lie people tell themselves' or at least no more so than stricter morality. It's hard to say which is better (probably depends entirely on the exact morals or situation). Perhaps both of their strengths are also their flaws (respectively, having no limits and being flexible).
(I would write more, but I have to go now.)
Oh? :giggle:
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on November 09, 2021, 05:48:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 09, 2021, 12:58:19 PM
There's a big difference, but first, let me say that you don't do good works to get into Heaven. That is something that so many people get confused on. We can't do anything to get ourselves into heaven. The reason Christians make a big deal out of it is because we are commanded to follow the commands given to us by God. They don't get us into Heaven, but they are usually the signs of someone that is following Jesus.
Matthew 7:20 - Thus, you will recognize them by their fruits.
And now we get to my point. In Christianity, morality is created by God and is given to us. Morality is made up of hard and fast rules created by the maker of everything. We may have a hard time understanding some of them, and an even harder time following some of them, but they are just as real as the computer I'm using to type this message.
Outside of Christianity (or religion in general, whatever), they aren't real. They are amorphous thoughts and feelings and they change from person to person, specifically because they are nothing but a lightly defined concept.
About the difference or lack of such i was referring to conflicts over different ideas of 'right' and 'wrong' which happens within or between religions as well as outside of them.
Okay, I stand corrected (although I would also like to point out the Parable of the Sheep and the Goats does suggest that, although I do know that at other points (for example, when Jesus said 'I am the way, the truth and the life. No one gets to the Father except through me')). Yet that motivation is still, to an extent the reason.
On the subject of morality being given to us by God, many other religions would say something similar about theirs, and many non-Christians would say that the Bible is not the word of God. Hard and fast perhaps in that it's written down and is standardised across the world and will not change (the teachings of religious leaders can, however). I don't think that they should be followed blindly. There needs to be some understanding of them first, and the relevance to modern life, which may not always be instantly clear.
What happens when people believe that they are unequivocally in the right and are unafraid of consequences (which religion is a common reason for, but not the only one), there are no limits to what they will do. This is, in my experience, both the best and worst parts of Christianity, and probably other religions as well. The best, because it means people will not be afraid to do what is (or what they believe) is right. The worst because it means people will use religion (or other strong beliefs) as an excuse to do evil. This happens at both a small level, with individual people, and at a wider level, with entire societies who will hold fast to a set of beliefs no matter what.
However, that does not mean that the alternative – a more flexible, adaptable set of beliefs, whether religiously influenced or not (though morality almost everywhere is influenced indirectly by religions which have shaped societies for centuries) is just 'a lie people tell themselves' or at least no more so than stricter morality. It's hard to say which is better (probably depends entirely on the exact morals or situation). Perhaps both of their strengths are also their flaws (respectively, having no limits and being flexible).
(I would write more, but I have to go now.)
We are given the Holy Spirit so that we may discern. Part of that comes into play regarding that parable. In multiple places in the Bible, it is stated that:
Ephesians 2:8 - For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God,
And to reiterate for the sake of my point:
Matthew 7:20 - Thus, you will recognize them by their fruits.
And so, with this truth in mind, you look at this parable. The sheep are righteous and saved, as shown by their actions. Their fruit. The goats are not saved, as shown by the fruit they don't bare. The actions don't save them, but they point towards the truth of whether the person is or isn't saved. And, in the end, it is something only God knows. The King, if you will.
Moving from there, I say hard and fast because, as a Christian, the word of God
is hard and fast. And the Bible is the word of God. Examples of Christianity being misused in the past and present are exactly that, misuse. And examples of people spreading hate and prejudice by using it as an excuse are the actions of those that most likely aren't actually followers of Christ. We are given rules to follow, and we know that God will judge us in the end, but we aren't ordered to hate or attack or kill those that are in sin. We are ordered to help them, to tell them the truth that is given to us by God so that they may be able to accept him.
That being said, any sort of power will inevitably lead to misuse, so it makes sense that it would happen here as well.
And to your point of following blindly, once again, the Holy Spirit was given to us so that we may discern these things. So, I agree with your point that "There needs to be some understanding of them first, and the relevance to modern life, which may not always be instantly clear." On the flipside though, after discernment occurs, we obey.
In the end, it isn't a matter of whether we consider it better or worse. As a Christian, this simply
is. Anything else is people trying to create their own rules, their own morality. And, honestly, if you aren't religious, that's all that you
can do.
'Most likely aren't' means that some could be. But even if none of them are actually followers of Jesus and may not reflect the majority of Christians, the fact is that they think they are, they're seen as such, and have influence. That is the problem.
I said "most likely aren't" because, as I stated, in the end it's something only God knows. I personally don't believe that such people are actual Christians.
And I agree with you; the fact that people like that say that they're Christians, and may in fact believe it as well, is a real problem. It isn't a problem with Christianity though, it's a problem with the sin that such people are willfully coating themselves in. Regardless of what the Bible or any other Christians say, they will only believe what they want to believe. Thought processes like that aren't something that are even specific to religion, that's just how some, even many, people in general behave.
I would say that it is something that's often ignored.
I'd say that it's often harder to change the beliefs of someone religious than someone not, and, as I said before, there's the thing about limits as well. That can be a good thing, can be a bad thing, depending on the situation.
I dunno, have you ever tried to convince a hardcore racist that racism is stupid? They are very stubborn in their thought processes :giggle:
I think that anyone with a firmly held "belief", religious or otherwise, tend to be resistant.
Either way, good discussion ^-^
I'm still against lettuces though.
Not racism as far as I can remember, but other things.
But if someone thinks that what they are doing is dictated by God and they aren't afraid of possible consequences because they think they'll go to heaven, it's almost impossible to persuade them otherwise, as well as almost impossible to stop them believing in God. At least with someone non religious even if you can't change their mind, you can at least try to persuade them that people won't like them if they're openly prejudiced, and they're slightly more likely to care. But it's those same traits that mean that it can be easier for religious people in some cases to not give up when they're trying to do good. There are positives and negatives, really.
Yeah, good discussion. Quite imteresting. And no one called anyone delusional, so that's a plus.
As long as you lettuce like lettuce.
How does one lettuce like lettuce?
Let us like lettuce.
I refuse.
And I refuse to repeat the conversation in the other thread.
Shall we instead make puns about lettuce?
Don't wanna.
Oh. Any puns at all?
Nopuns.
...was that a pun?
Of course not.
Perhaps you need a course on pun creation.
:giggle:
I appreciate your pun appreciation, though.
*🚪*
*Lasso attack.*
*😟*
^-^
No running.
(Thats not what i meant my that btw)
Why not?!?!?!?!?!
(Oh? I misunderstood. What did you mean then?)
^-^
(Theres the door :giggle:)
Who need to know where the door was? Is someone leaving? Are you implying that I should leave?
:)
*Eats Ally.* Well that's just mean.
What, i dint say anything?!
*Is et*
^-^ ^-^ ^-^
Happy food is good food.
*>:D*
Hmmmm?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 09, 2021, 09:51:56 PM
*Lasso attack.*
Don't attack Lass. She's my friend.
(Not that you should attack people generally.)
Referring to Lass as a lasso would be strange and insulting.
True. But the words are similar.
O my.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 09, 2021, 10:10:51 PM
Happy food is good food.
Every time you eat someone, they immediately become not-happy.
Yes. I know that from experience.
Eh.
No mercy for the poor creatures cruelly consumed?
I haven't been that cruel about it.
So you don't argue that we're poor creatures.
I have been very gentle with my eating.
:(
Do you eat lettuce?
No, Kade did.
But perhaps we ahould eat at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
This topic has 42 pages now.
That is why I made a Hitchhiker's reference.
Not that those are limited to page 42, but I make sure to do it on page 42 if I can.
I know.
I don't.
Hm.
Quote from: Booklover on November 10, 2021, 09:17:24 PM
But perhaps we ahould eat at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Toime tae meet ze dizh o' ze day, zen!
*poke, Poke, Poke*
Pokemon! Pokemon! Pokemon!
>_>
(https://c.tenor.com/OIE2H3ChoCYAAAAM/ducklett-pokemon.gif)
*Dances alone wearing a gown of flame*
Well if that ain't fancy then I don't know what is.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2022, 02:42:53 PMWell if that ain't fancy then I don't know what is.
Zat'z avroight, ye'll ken vone o' zeze dayz.Did zomebeazt zay,
'flame'...? *Zetz ten 'eadz o' lettuce on fire, zen hovlz*
Roasted lettuce, my favorite :)
*Givez everybeazt zome*
*Traps Hiag in a barrier sphere and slowly fills it with liquid flame*
Boiled HIAG
*Dizappearz viz a 'Pop' und zen reappearz viz anozer 'Pop' ootzoide o' ze zphere*
*Zetz Kade'z noze (nae 'iz fur) on fire*
*Sneezes*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 21, 2022, 12:42:05 AM*Dances alone wearing a gown of flame*
Oy, there's no need to dance alone
*starts 🍃🍂, wearing a wreath of fresh lettuce on his head and trusts he's still fireproof*
*Wonders what happened to the lettuce in my salad bowl.*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 26, 2022, 08:37:19 PM*Wonders what happened to the lettuce in my salad bowl.*
Tvaz roazted. 'ere, 'ave zome. *'andz Verdauga zome*
áve some of the roasted lettuce? No thank you.
'ave zome.
As I said earlier, no thank you.
'ave zome.
No, really, I must decline.
'ave zome.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 22, 2022, 05:11:46 PM*Dizappearz viz a 'Pop' und zen reappearz viz anozer 'Pop' ootzoide o' ze zphere*
*Releases that sphere in an attempt to capture HIAG, resulting in spilled liquid fire*
Das not cool.
*Zprayz flammable vater from an 'oze ontae ze liquid fire, creatin' an even bigger mezz*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 30, 2022, 06:09:27 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 22, 2022, 05:11:46 PM*Dizappearz viz a 'Pop' und zen reappearz viz anozer 'Pop' ootzoide o' ze zphere*
*Releases that sphere in an attempt to capture HIAG, resulting in spilled liquid fire*
In order to quench the liquid fire, I will use plasma-flavoured water.
Well aren't you just fancy
*swims*
So majestic.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 20, 2022, 07:01:20 PMSo majestic.
I can be majestic too. *makes a crown out of fire and puts it on, along with a pair of butterfly wings* Now I'm a hotheaded monarch.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 05, 2022, 04:59:45 PMQuote from: Ally046 on November 30, 2022, 06:09:27 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 22, 2022, 05:11:46 PM*Dizappearz viz a 'Pop' und zen reappearz viz anozer 'Pop' ootzoide o' ze zphere*
*Releases that sphere in an attempt to capture HIAG, resulting in spilled liquid fire*
In order to quench the liquid fire, I will use plasma-flavoured water.
Ye could try flammable vater inztead...
Zince Verdauga
fer zome reazon daeznae vant any
roazted lettuce, Ah juzt
toazted zome inztead. 'ere! *Givez everybeazt (includin' Verdauga) zome, zen hovlz*
*the toazted lettuce howls in anguished toastiness*
Ah actually 'ad valkin' talkin' piecez o' toazt get torn apart und reduced tae crumbz by zpace creaturez in a ztory ance. Good toimez...
"Good toimez," he says. I'm pretty sure it would be a different story if you asked the suffering lettuces.
In vhich caze, eat ze Ameglian Major Cov (https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Ameglian_Major_Cow) vho vantz tae be killed, cooked, und eaten inztead.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 30, 2023, 02:28:57 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on December 20, 2022, 07:01:20 PMSo majestic.
I can be majestic too. *makes a crown out of fire and puts it on, along with a pair of butterfly wings* Now I'm a hotheaded monarch.
Mm, indeed. And majestic, to boot.
Thank you. I am pretty good at being majestic when I need to. ^-^
I'll take your word for it :giggle:
Thief!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 02, 2023, 05:19:05 PMI'll take your word for it :giggle:
I'll take your schtick for taking my word. *le eats Kade*
Why are you gnawing in my toe?
The misspelling of on makes your sentence even more confusing.
Mistype, not misspell.
Anywho, stop it. That kinda tickles.
It's a misspelled mistype.
*Continues tickling with a vengeance*
Gnawing you mean? Goodness gracious, my poor tickled toe ;D
Ah, so you admit I was gnawing, and not just tickling. *continues*
Well, yeah, but the gnawing is ticklish. *Contains laughter.*
*A Goat appearz und eatz lettuce*
Well... I can't be blamed for this one, at least.
*Did not accept or receive any toasted lettuce.*
But what is this I see in your pocket? *Pulls a toasted lettuce out of Verd's pocket.*
*Dramatic music*
Ze truth comez oot...
First off, that's a twenty-dollar bill.
Second off, that's theft.
*Crunches on the toasted lettuce.* I big to differ ;)
....I'm uncomfortable by the eating of my siblings
Did you want to join them? :laugh:
>_>
It was an innocent question.
Just let me know, I'm always available ;)
...That sounds both threatening, comforting, and flirty, all at once
;)
....*hides the baby lettuce children*
Hide yourself ^-^
*forgets to hide*
>_>
*Hides Flib*
I can still see you though ^_^
*Hides the old leaves*
*hides*
Oh drat, where did she go? How can I exact my dasterdly plan now?
Quote from: lass of something much on February 08, 2023, 09:26:07 PM....*hides the baby lettuce children*
*Ze particular place vhere zaid lettuce vere 'id 'appened tae
alzae be ze 'oidin' place o' ze Goat, vhich 'appily eatz zem*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PessimisticUncomfortableChital-size_restricted.gif)
*Thankfully, that was the graveyard, not where the babies were hidden*
*Begins searching around.*
*Ze Goat eatz a tin can in ze meantoime*
*disguises myself*
*As?*
*A Goat, obviously*
Oh wow, I never would've expected that :o
*Anozer Goat, vho iz decoidin' tae try cannibalizm fer a meal or tva, eatz Flib*
It's not cannibalism if I'm not really a Goat.
How dare you! *Eats the goat that ate Flib*
Being eaten every page seems to be my unescapable fate.
At least it wasn't me this time.
>_>
<_<
>_<
Yes?
*the lettuces thank Flib for her sacrifice, as it allowed them to escape the thread*
Good for them~
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 09, 2023, 08:14:11 PMIt's not cannibalism if I'm not really a Goat.
But at ze toime ze Goat believed zey vere eatin' anozer Goat.
*A Cov appearz, und lookz aboot fer zome lettuce tae eat*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 09, 2023, 08:57:38 PM*the lettuces thank Flib for her sacrifice, as it allowed them to escape the thread*
My pleasure. -_-
You're a strange one.
I'm a Flib. A-Flib-in-disguise-as-a-Goat-who-has-been-eaten-by-a-real-Goat-which-has-been-eaten-by-a-Kade, to be exact.
*Quite so, quite so. I avenged you.
Well, we have found that things eaten by Kade tend to survive, so did you really avenge flib?
They only survive if I allow. Which usually I do, but eh
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 10, 2023, 06:32:46 PMWell, we have found that things eaten by Kade tend to survive, so did you really avenge flib?
No. He went and ate something else instead.
Ach, Ah cannae believe Ah avmozt forgot tae dae ziz!
My beloved brethren... I am soon to depart our ranks. It has been a joy, and an honor to serve with you all. LLTLG!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 12, 2023, 02:38:08 PMMy beloved brethren... I am soon to depart our ranks. It has been a joy, and an honor to serve with you all. LLTLG!
Vot 'appened?
I have departed from the lettuche
But nae ze forum?
Quote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2023, 12:16:00 PMI have departed from the lettuche
You will soon depart from life also, my friend. To betray the lettuche is to betray those who would betray you back to get even for this heinous crime.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 31, 2023, 02:10:54 PMQuote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2023, 12:16:00 PMI have departed from the lettuche
You will soon depart from life also, my friend. To betray the lettuche is to betray those who would betray you back to get even for this heinous crime.
@lass of something much Ye zhould carry a blender or vegetable-choppin' knife fer zafety.
That will only serve to make us twice as furious.
Conziderin' ye've avready declared a deaz zentence, zat probably daeznae really vorzen ze zituation much.
Oh. Yeah.
I forgot about that...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 31, 2023, 06:10:45 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on August 31, 2023, 02:10:54 PMQuote from: lass of something much on August 15, 2023, 12:16:00 PMI have departed from the lettuche
You will soon depart from life also, my friend. To betray the lettuche is to betray those who would betray you back to get even for this heinous crime.
@lass of something much Ye zhould carry a blender or vegetable-choppin' knife fer zafety.
Hmmmmm perhaps.. then again, I have plenty of knives already, so I think one or two of them will do. kitchen knives can be very inconvenient