The Never-Ending Labyrinth At The Bottom Of The Cellars

[Verdauga]

Kind sure. Whatever. Now, let's get exploring!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Plays Dragonshore in the background.*

Do you mean Dragonshore by Clamavi De Profundis?

"We dwarves detest the sea,
We hate these dragons more!"

Yes I do.

We sail upon the sea
To fulfill our destiny
We sail to pay the score
We sail to the Dragonshore
Dwarves out on the sea
Go to scourge your enemy
We will purge the world and more
Conquering the Dragonshore!

Anyway...where were we?... Oh yes! Grabs torch! Let's go explore!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yes, let's explore. Maybe we'll find my cousin.

*begins reciting various poems while following Sebias*

[Booklover]

*begins reciting various other poems then does a duet of Greybeard Halt with Teer, all while following Sebias*

[Verdauga]

*Turns a corner and happens across an enraged water-rat.*

O O Welp.

[Kade Rivok]

*Having been following Verdauga, Kade saw the water-rat at about the same time.  Quickly, he dashed forward and launched himself into a flying tackle.  The water-rat managed to get out,*  Hello there travele- *Before Kade connected with him.  The rat was immediately knocked sensless and Kade got up, a tad sore.*  Got him!

[Verdauga]

(I laughed way too much at that.)

Quick! While he's down! Let's get going before he gets back up!
*Rushes down the corridor*

[The Skarzs]

*Having been following Verdauga, Kade saw the water-rat at about the same time.  Quickly, he dashed forward and launched himself into a flying tackle.  The water-rat managed to get out,*  Hello there travele- *Before Kade connected with him.  The rat was immediately knocked sensless and Kade got up, a tad sore.*  Got him!

Whoa. Whoooaaa. Take a chill pill.

[Kade Rivok]

...What?  It's a water-rat!  They're always, like, neutral to chaotic evil!  Always!  Besides, I saw you take out that poor innocent bat earlier!  *Prances after Verdauga*

[The Skarzs]

It's different when you do it. I'm a cave troll. *Pulls limp rat after me by his tail.* Come along! We won't leave you, friend.

[Kade Rivok]

(This should be interesting.  We don't have a GM to run the NPC's  )

[Verdauga]

(This should be interesting.  We don't have a GM to run the NPC's  )

It's different when you do it. I'm a cave troll. *Pulls limp rat after me by his tail.* Come along! We won't leave you, friend.

Mmmmmm....I'm gonna need you to give me a strength check.

[Kade Rivok]

Basically anything but a nat 1 and he succeeds 

[Verdauga]

*Rolls 1d20.*
I got a 6. Adding Skarzs' strength modifier of 73......yeah, he moves it.

(I did actually roll the d20 )

[Kade Rivok]

I'd like to see the nat 1 though