1,000 ways to flunk a test

[Sebias of Redwall]

199: Don't study for it.
200: Eat your eyes off.

[Ally046]

201:  Answer correctly, but then mysteriously cover the page in blood.

(Bonus fail points if you get it in the basket before it dries)

[Booklover]

202. Answer correctly, but then mysteriously cover the page (and table) in ink because you write with your hand leaning on the paper (and yes, this is even when writing with your right hand) so it smudges and you get ink on your hand which then gets onto both the page and table.
203. Write something that's technically correct but not taught until A-Level (or whatever the equivalent is).
204. Leave all your revision until the night before/morning of the exam.
205. Be unable to revise because of computer/wifi/website problems.
Or do a combination of 204 and 205.

[Flib Bigboat]

206: Hire a piece of grass with a mustache to do the test for you.

[WorshipTiria]

207: give an "otter" your pen.

[Flib Bigboat]

(Funny, my mom can't seem to find any pens around our house... Did you take them all?)
208: Answer every question with a question that's the answer to the question, like they do in Dame Snap's school. (example: Q: What's 2+1? A: What's 3-2?)

[Booklover]

209. Rub out/cross out and rewrite some of the questions. For example, 'why is a blackboard?' to 'why is a board black?'.

[Verdauga]

Something tells me that if one of the questions on the test is "Why is a blackboard?" then you don't need to come up with ways to flunk it.

[Flib Bigboat]

XD
210: Use a bottle of glue instead of a pen.

209. Rub out/cross out and rewrite some of the questions. For example, 'why is a blackboard?' to 'why is a board black?'.

That's what I just said.