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Title: Star Wars by a guy who knows nothing about Star Wars
Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 01:34:01 AM
*Throws stars at people*
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2017, 01:37:37 AM
*Runs away*
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 01:40:27 AM
*puts to stars together and throws the now double sized star at Rosie screaming "JEDI"*
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2017, 01:41:22 AM
*Runs faster*
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 01:42:30 AM
*screams louder* I AM JEDI, FACE MY STARS
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2017, 01:44:25 AM
Noooooooo! *Runs even faster*
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 01:47:38 AM
The Dark Vader cannot win, MY NAME IS JEDI AND I SHALL DESTROY YOU

*Throws a supernova*

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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2017, 01:53:41 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 01:54:52 AM
THE OLD GREEN DUDE CANT SAVE YOU NOOOWWW.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2017, 01:57:25 AM
Yoda?
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 01:58:53 AM
*throws big fat slug dude at Rosie*
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Post by: Ashleg on August 04, 2017, 02:40:45 AM
I am the Sith!
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 02:45:49 AM
Hello Sith, I am Jedi, I control stars *throws stars at Sith*

STAR WARS HATH BEGUN
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 04, 2017, 02:56:51 AM
The real star wars are two stars firing upon each other with heavy artillery.
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 03:04:07 AM
Oh, err, *throws a supernova at firing stars*

*throws stars at Skarz*
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 04, 2017, 03:09:44 AM
Are those actual stars you're throwing at me, or just throwing stars?
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Post by: Ashleg on August 04, 2017, 03:18:32 AM
They're stars that you throw.
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 03:22:28 AM
They are star sized throwing stars, STAR WARS
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 04, 2017, 03:44:34 AM
Oh. Okay.
*Spreads arms wide to accept the oblivion that is coming for him.*
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 04, 2017, 04:22:04 AM
This thread pains me.
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Post by: Ashleg on August 04, 2017, 04:49:47 AM
This threads me pains.
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Post by: alexandre on August 04, 2017, 06:04:11 PM
*Throws stars at thread*
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Post by: Hickory on August 06, 2017, 04:27:38 PM
I refuse to believe you know nothing about Star Wars.
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Post by: alexandre on August 06, 2017, 05:43:30 PM
*Throws stars at Hickory*
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 07, 2017, 12:38:50 AM
An appropriate response.
*Gets annihilated by the star thrown at me.*
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Post by: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 12:26:26 AM
death by star...


STAR WARS

*explodes star*
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Post by: Hickory on August 10, 2017, 12:32:03 AM
Answer me seriously, have you never seen Star Wars?
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Post by: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 12:54:37 AM
that would depend on your definition of star wars...


;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jetthebinturong on August 10, 2017, 12:56:21 AM
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Leia, princess of Alderaan was smuggling plans for the tyrannical Galactic Empire's new superweapon to the Rebel Alliance. Unfortunately her ship was accosted by Darth Vader, a leading enforcer of the Empire's regime, and right hand of the Emperor himself. Thankfully, Leia managed to stow the plans on a droid, along with a message for a lost warrior named Obi-Wan Kenobi. which she then sent to the planet below, named Tatooine. Vader did not believe her cover story of being on a diplomatic mission and had the Princess arrested. The droids were discovered by a young moisture farmer named Luke Skywalker, whose father was a Jedi Knight who fought in the legendary Clone Wars before the Empire took control. And it is there on Tatooine that the real story begins.
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Post by: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda is green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff

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Post by: The Skarzs on August 10, 2017, 01:23:29 AM
. . . You have ruined Star Wars for me.
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Post by: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:33:13 AM
Sorry, can I offer you a supernova as consolation?
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Post by: Hickory on August 10, 2017, 02:15:56 AM
Sigh

Watch the movies. Aside from the universe and the story itself, the original trilogy is a work of art and changed the world forever. They are classics, and worth watching simply to understand pop culture as well as gain greater insights to film.

I may be waxing lyrical about them, but there is a reason they are praised decades after the opening night.
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Post by: Banya on August 10, 2017, 02:19:56 AM
(http://i679.photobucket.com/albums/vv155/StarryGirl_pics/Smileys/18.gif)
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 10, 2017, 02:34:02 AM
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
The golden dude is actually a robot too.
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Post by: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
Quote from: Hickory on August 10, 2017, 02:15:56 AM
Sigh

Watch the movies. Aside from the universe and the story itself, the original trilogy is a work of art and changed the world forever. They are classics, and worth watching simply to understand pop culture as well as gain greater insights to film.

I may be waxing lyrical about them, but there is a reason they are praised decades after the opening night.
I do want to get around to seeing the movies at some point, untill then... *throws stars at Hickory*


Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 10, 2017, 02:34:02 AM
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
The golden dude is actually a robot too.

WHAAAAT... my life is a lie
I only know about the golden guy and his robot because when I was like 8 I used to get the lego magazine thingy every month and sometimes they would have a lego star wars comic and it was the golden guy and the robot, I don't remember what was happening plot wise tho...
Also, one time a friend explained to me the whole Jedi Sith thing so I know that Jedi are good and Sith are bad and they both control the force which is an invisibly magic power that does stuff and Jedi are good and Sith are bad and apparently light sabers are better than guns in a fight, I still don't understand the logic behind that last one.
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 10, 2017, 06:27:44 AM
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/86/863479756191aed887ca94c3860218d7390e8bb2208774d3eed40041e2c6ad4c.jpg)

Okay, so both the gold guy (C3PO) and "his" robot (R2D2) are "droids".
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Post by: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 07:47:50 AM
Wait, so do they have emotions then?
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Post by: Jukka the Sling on August 10, 2017, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 10, 2017, 02:34:02 AM
Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 01:02:01 AM
In that case, no I haven't seen the movies but I know some basic stuff, like how darth is actually Luke's dad and Yoda green and the Jaba dude is kind of green and there is a cool robot who is friends with the guy that wears golden armor and there is an empire that strikes back and stuff
The golden dude is actually a robot too.
WHAAAAT... my life is a lie
I only know about the golden guy and his robot because when I was like 8 I used to get the lego magazine thingy every month and sometimes they would have a lego star wars comic and it was the golden guy and the robot, I don't remember what was happening plot wise tho...
Ah, I see.  We used to get that magazine too. XD

Quote from: alexandre on August 10, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
Also, one time a friend explained to me the whole Jedi Sith thing so I know that Jedi are good and Sith are bad and they both control the force which is an invisibly magic power that does stuff and Jedi are good and Sith are bad and apparently light sabers are better than guns in a fight, I still don't understand the logic behind that last one.
Lightsabers can be used to deflect shots from a blaster (pistol-type gun) - plus, they can cut through like 99% of materials with no resistance.  They're pretty cool. ;D
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2017, 04:11:28 PM
*juggles supernovas*
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Post by: The Skarzs on August 14, 2017, 05:46:52 PM
Sounds like that baby turtle war.
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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 05:47:41 PM
baby supernova.
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Post by: The Skarzs on September 10, 2017, 09:01:08 PM
Mmpretty much.