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General Boards => The Cellars => Topic started by: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 04:31:37 PM

Title: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 04:31:37 PM
Welcome to Long John Silver's, now in partnership with FANCY LASER!

(http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2016/01/15/ca0,79,2048,1529/Long-John-Silver.jpg)

Because of FANCY LASER, you cannot leave without buying something--or you will be annihilated!
So get your fish!

(http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5082/4/16x9/1200.jpg)
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 26, 2017, 05:39:51 PM
I'll just have the chips. . .
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 05:57:45 PM
The chips come with the fish.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 26, 2017, 06:59:53 PM
Okay. With some tartar sauce.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 26, 2017, 09:56:14 PM
Mmkay.

Enjoy your Golden-Fried Abomination from the Deep.

That'll be $59.00.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 26, 2017, 10:38:54 PM
That's not what I ordered.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 12:17:36 AM
You ordered the fish, this is the fish.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 12:38:37 AM
That's not fish it's "abomination".
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 01:41:08 AM
But in LJS Language "abomination" means "fish".
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 27, 2017, 02:13:53 AM
What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 27, 2017, 02:13:53 AM
What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?

One shrimp abomination? Sure!

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.

So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on August 27, 2017, 03:22:03 AM
Yippee, Shrimp! *Tucks napkin in shirt and awaits with fork and knife in hand*
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 04:12:50 AM
/me slides the Shrimp Abomination towards Gonff.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on August 27, 2017, 05:35:28 AM
(I love LJS!!!)

I'd like Abomination Clams please!
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 05:40:22 AM
/me gives him the Abomination Clams.

((The one by me closed.  >:( ))
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Banya on August 27, 2017, 07:37:34 AM
(I love LJS too! I love their fish tacos omg)

I'd like 2 abomination tacos with a lemonade pls and thx
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 08:40:31 AM
It's an actual restaraunt chain? :P Oh.

Quote from: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.

So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?
Describe it.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 04:19:13 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 08:40:31 AM
It's an actual restaraunt chain? :P Oh.

Hold up: how LONG do you think I spent doctoring up those pictures in Photoshop?
It's real, all right.

Quote from: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.

So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?
Quote from: SkarzsDescribe it.

K.

It's the Abomination from the Deep without the word "Abomination".
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 04:42:22 PM
I thought it was a one-off restaurant you found on Google pics or something.

I don't want the Abomination from the Deep at all.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 04:46:59 PM
So you want an Abomination from the Shallow, correct?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 04:57:56 PM
ALL I WANT ARE CHIPS.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: BlueRose on August 27, 2017, 06:43:11 PM
(There's an LJS in my town, but it's like a mashup with KFC? And that makes ordering kinda weird and confusing.)

Does the Abomination from the Shallow come with hushpuppies?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Banya on August 28, 2017, 02:37:39 AM
omG WHERE ARE MY TACOS
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 02:37:57 AM
Yes.

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 04:57:56 PM
ALL I WANT ARE CHIPS.

One Chips Abomination coming up.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 03:12:47 AM
I'm going to lose my mind. What does that have?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 03:30:55 AM
The Abomination from the Deep with chips, of course.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: BlueRose on August 28, 2017, 03:57:38 AM
Skarzsy, Abomination doesn't taste all that bad. It's kinda like chicken? With a healthy seasoning of doom.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 04:01:28 AM
I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF PAYING $50+!!!!
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Lady Amber on August 28, 2017, 04:04:56 AM
So everything you have here comes with an abomination, Ash?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 05:22:42 AM
Just for Skarzs.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 05:39:45 AM
*Buys a fork and leaves.*
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 12:18:25 PM
*bars come down over the doors and windows before Skarzs has a chance to step foot outside*

*an alarm trills in the background*

You must buy food to go with that fork, Sire!
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 28, 2017, 01:50:32 PM
What's the cheapest thing you have?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 28, 2017, 10:30:23 PM
Well, "The Treatment" is $2.99 and it comes with the fish used in the ritual after the ritual is complete.
Spoiler
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Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 29, 2017, 05:07:23 AM
Fine.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: KoudoawaiaVortex on August 29, 2017, 05:38:28 PM
Sorry, went to Captain D's instead. It was great.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 29, 2017, 10:43:04 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 29, 2017, 05:07:23 AM
Fine.

*brandishes eel*
*whacks Skarzs with it*

Quote from: KoudoawaiaVortex on August 29, 2017, 05:38:28 PM
Sorry, went to Captain D's instead. It was great.

WRONG!
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 29, 2017, 10:54:26 PM
Hilarious. Take your three bucks and give me the eel.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 30, 2017, 01:28:27 AM
*takes the three bucks and gives him the eel*
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 30, 2017, 01:38:13 AM
*Eats it raw in front of the entire restaurant.*
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on August 30, 2017, 04:03:33 AM
/me looks on with envy.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Lady Amber on August 30, 2017, 04:10:24 AM
*Tosses an eel to Del*
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: The Skarzs on August 30, 2017, 05:16:32 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 30, 2017, 04:03:33 AM
/me looks on with envy.
Go with the Abomination.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on August 30, 2017, 04:10:29 PM
Already did...
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Banya on August 30, 2017, 07:52:48 PM
Can I just get my tacos so I can leave?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on August 30, 2017, 11:16:42 PM
Your tacos are on the grill.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 07:02:11 AM
I NEED ALL OF THE TARTAR SAUCE TO GO WITH MY CLAM ABOMINATIONS!!!
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on September 03, 2017, 07:49:34 AM
/me squeezes Tartar Sauce out of the tube and into Delthion's ears.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 07:50:17 AM
/me grows anteater-like tongue and eats the tartar sauce.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on September 03, 2017, 07:53:37 AM
/me waits until Delthion is done eating the tartar sauce and then cuts his tongue off and broils it and gives it back to him, a-la-mode style.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 07:58:20 AM
/me eats my tongue and the ice cream.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on September 03, 2017, 07:59:08 AM
Is it good?
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Delthion on September 03, 2017, 07:59:34 AM
Quite! ;D
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on September 03, 2017, 08:00:29 AM
Good.
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 03, 2017, 08:01:03 AM
*Throws up*
Title: Re: Long John Silver's
Post by: Ashleg on September 03, 2017, 08:01:25 AM
TUMBLER!!!!!!!!