Welcome to Long John Silver's, now in partnership with FANCY LASER!
(http://www.post-gazette.com/image/2016/01/15/ca0,79,2048,1529/Long-John-Silver.jpg)
Because of FANCY LASER, you cannot leave without buying something--or you will be annihilated!
So get your fish!
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I'll just have the chips. . .
The chips come with the fish.
Okay. With some tartar sauce.
Mmkay.
Enjoy your Golden-Fried Abomination from the Deep.
That'll be $59.00.
That's not what I ordered.
You ordered the fish, this is the fish.
That's not fish it's "abomination".
But in LJS Language "abomination" means "fish".
What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 27, 2017, 02:13:53 AM
What about some shrimp? Can I gets me some of those?
One shrimp abomination? Sure!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.
So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?
Yippee, Shrimp! *Tucks napkin in shirt and awaits with fork and knife in hand*
/me slides the Shrimp Abomination towards Gonff.
(I love LJS!!!)
I'd like Abomination Clams please!
/me gives him the Abomination Clams.
((The one by me closed. >:( ))
(I love LJS too! I love their fish tacos omg)
I'd like 2 abomination tacos with a lemonade pls and thx
It's an actual restaraunt chain? :P Oh.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.
So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?
Describe it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 08:40:31 AM
It's an actual restaraunt chain? :P Oh.
Hold up: how LONG do you think I spent doctoring up those pictures in Photoshop?
It's real, all right.
Quote from: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 02:43:56 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 02:42:41 AM
I will take the abomination from the deep with the chips and drink, but leave off the abomination.
So you would like one From the Deep with chips and a drink?
Quote from: SkarzsDescribe it.
K.
It's the Abomination from the Deep without the word "Abomination".
I thought it was a one-off restaurant you found on Google pics or something.
I don't want the Abomination from the Deep at all.
So you want an Abomination from the Shallow, correct?
ALL I WANT ARE CHIPS.
(There's an LJS in my town, but it's like a mashup with KFC? And that makes ordering kinda weird and confusing.)
Does the Abomination from the Shallow come with hushpuppies?
omG WHERE ARE MY TACOS
Yes.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 27, 2017, 04:57:56 PM
ALL I WANT ARE CHIPS.
One Chips Abomination coming up.
I'm going to lose my mind. What does that have?
The Abomination from the Deep with chips, of course.
Skarzsy, Abomination doesn't taste all that bad. It's kinda like chicken? With a healthy seasoning of doom.
I'M TRYING TO GET OUT OF PAYING $50+!!!!
So everything you have here comes with an abomination, Ash?
Just for Skarzs.
*Buys a fork and leaves.*
*bars come down over the doors and windows before Skarzs has a chance to step foot outside*
*an alarm trills in the background*
You must buy food to go with that fork, Sire!
What's the cheapest thing you have?
Well, "The Treatment" is $2.99 and it comes with the fish used in the ritual after the ritual is complete.
Spoiler
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Fine.
Sorry, went to Captain D's instead. It was great.
Hilarious. Take your three bucks and give me the eel.
*takes the three bucks and gives him the eel*
*Eats it raw in front of the entire restaurant.*
/me looks on with envy.
*Tosses an eel to Del*
Already did...
Can I just get my tacos so I can leave?
Your tacos are on the grill.
I NEED ALL OF THE TARTAR SAUCE TO GO WITH MY CLAM ABOMINATIONS!!!
/me squeezes Tartar Sauce out of the tube and into Delthion's ears.
/me grows anteater-like tongue and eats the tartar sauce.
/me waits until Delthion is done eating the tartar sauce and then cuts his tongue off and broils it and gives it back to him, a-la-mode style.
/me eats my tongue and the ice cream.
Is it good?
Quite! ;D
Good.
*Throws up*
TUMBLER!!!!!!!!