Hello everybody! * Shines badge * I'm head Sheriff Keva! I'm in need of some part time deputies to help keep the peace (Or to cause utter chaos ;D) Hehehe! I'm accepting applications as of now :D
Me.
(never thought I'd be a member of the law enforcement.)
Well it's part time and I have to research your papers still ;) But here's a temporary badge! "Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars?"
Yes
I guess... (I'm already Supreme Judge but hey, why not :P)
*Pins on badge* Welcome aboard!
Sebias are u applying for the job? ;D
Yes. :)
Are u sure you'll have time being as your head judge?
Don't make me reach over and punch you, Keva.... Yes. ;D
Threatening the Sheriff!!!....Hmm not a good start ;D How do I know you'll do as u say?
We could take this to court.... ;D
Being as I'm sheriff I could take YOU to court :D But u r a Judge...hmm interesting.. Must be a law abiding citizen then.. Do u happen to have any paperwork or ID?
Yes. *Hands them to Keva*
Can oi be a deputy?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:35:58 PM
Yes. *Hands them to Keva*
Uh hmm..Hmmm...I see... Well yup! Everything seems to be in order here! Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 07:36:12 PM
Can oi be a deputy?
Hmm... I think I have quite a few files on a ferret named Grey here... Some murders under the topic "Kill the previous poster" How do I know you've changed your ways?
Do you need to see my papers?
I already checked them ;D Unless...*looks questioningly at One-Eye* U withheld some from me
Ummmm... No?
(Fingers crossed)
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:35:58 PM
Yes. *Hands them to Keva*
Uh hmm..Hmmm...I see... Well yup! Everything seems to be in order here! Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars?
Maybe...Yes. :)
I forgot to mention there are only 4 deputies at one time! If I think u have violated the deputies code I will replace u with someone new and so on ;D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:49:58 PM
I forgot to mention there are only 4 deputies at one time! If I think u have violated the deputies code I will replace u with someone new and so on ;D
Good plan.
Can I have a badge now please?
Oh of course Sebias *Pins on Badge* welcome to the academy! :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:52:37 PM
Oh of course Sebias *Pins on Badge* welcome to the academy! :D
Thank you. *Salutes Keva*
Alright, for your first mission...Patrol the other topics until u find someone breaking the law ;D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:54:40 PM
Alright, for your first mission...Patrol the other topics until u find someone breaking the law ;D
And eat donuts, right?
Of course! *Passes a doughnut with sprinkles* But only because this is your first day! After you'll have to earn them :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:56:47 PM
Of course! *Passes a doughnut with sprinkles* But only because this is your first day! After you'll have to earn them :D
Thank you!
Well... so did you and the other deputies...
Can I be a deputy? It might get me out of trouble with Tammo.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 07:59:30 PM
Well... so did you and the other deputies...
Er uh- *cough cough* Most of us have changed our ways ;)
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 08:00:43 PM
Can I be a deputy? It might get me out of trouble with Tammo.
U got papers?
But noone else had to prove anything...
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 08:00:43 PM
Can I be a deputy? It might get me out of trouble with Tammo.
One more spot is open I think!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 08:02:36 PM
But noone else had to prove anything...
Because we aren't grey characters...
Fine.
*Walks away in misery...*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 08:03:53 PM
Fine.
*Walks away in misery...*
That's...rather sad. *Is miserable*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 08:03:53 PM
Fine.
*Walks away in misery...*
Well let me consult with the judge and get his word on it... Sebias, is Grey worthy of joining the police academy?
Hmm...Well...
...
.................................
...
.......hmm.........
I guess...Sure!
@The Grey Coincidence Come back! I checked over your papers again and decided u have what it takes to be a deputy! Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars?
*Whistles for Grey*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 08:01:38 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 07:59:30 PM
Well... so did you and the other deputies...
Er uh- *cough cough* Most of us have changed our ways ;) Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 08:00:43 PM
Can I be a deputy? It might get me out of trouble with Tammo.
U got papers?
*Hands over papers*
Well we actually dont have too much on u Jack... Everything looks good! Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the Cellars?
Yes
Welcome aboard, Jack!
*Pins badge on Jack* Good to have u here!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 08:11:24 PM
@The Grey Coincidence Come back! I checked over your papers again and decided u have what it takes to be a deputy! Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars?
Nah. You already said no. I'll be fine. *Is miserable* Have fun with Jack.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 08:23:19 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 08:11:24 PM
@The Grey Coincidence Come back! I checked over your papers again and decided u have what it takes to be a deputy! Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars?
Nah. You already said no. I'll be fine. *Is miserable* Have fun with Jack.
._.
Oh come on! * waves doughnut at Grey * we have doughnuts ;D
*Closes door behind me as I leave. Miserably.*
*whistles
@Sebias of Redwall * Run and bring Grey back!
Grey! Come back!!!
I think he is sleeping :D But Good job deputy Jack! I see u r bringing some law breakers to Sebias's court :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 09:54:15 PM
I think he is sleeping :D But Good job deputy Jack! I see u r bringing some law breakers to Sebias's court :D
Really? Hmm... I should head on over there...
Yes. I will not abuse my power
Well we need honest deputies ;)
I said not
*shuffles papers* well I do like to give my deputies the benefit of the doubt! ;D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 10:10:59 PM
*shuffles papers* well I do like to give my deputies the benefit of the doubt! ;D
That's good....ish.
I heard you wanted me... *Gulp*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 05:45:55 AM
I heard you wanted me... *Gulp*
Yes we did actually. I'll summon the High Sheriff.
@Keva Strongbow?
Sebias the judge, has brought to my attention some paperwork from his court house that we hadn't seen before that says you've paid the penalties for your crimes by...... kissing Skully's and Jack's boots? :o
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 04, 2019, 06:46:18 PM
Sebias the judge, has brought to my attention some paperwork from his court house that we hadn't seen before that says you've paid the penalties for your crimes by...... kissing Skully's and Jack's boots? :o
Thus, making us believe that you could join. (If you wanted)
If you don't....MWHAHAHAHAHA!!
But this whole establishment is corrupt. I am guilty of the same crimes as everyone else but I'm the only one that suffers for it.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:29:11 PM
But this whole establishment is corrupt. I am guilty of the same crimes as everyone else but I'm the only one that suffers for it.
That's why you get in good with the cops ;D
:(
8)
I thought I was good with the judge. And One-eye who was in the jury. But one gave out the sentence and the other laughed...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:32:56 PM
I thought I was good with the judge. And One-eye who was in the jury. But one gave out the sentence and the other laughed...
What sentence?
You said I had to kiss One-Eye's boots...
Well that's because justice has to be preserved no matter who breaks it ;)
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 04, 2019, 08:35:12 PM
Well that's because justice has to be preserved no matter who breaks it ;)
Unless they bribe me....
No. Thats not how it is Keva. I am as guilty as everyone else but I get punished for it. Noone else had to lick boots on the order of a judge.
Um....hate to break it to you buddy...
You just enjoy making me do such things...
Poor Grey....*Pats head* so persecuted :D U could take Sebias to court for that u know ;)
Hes the judge. He'll have me licking booty next.
Which is why I must leave...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:45:56 PM
Which is why I must leave...
But that's all I need to take you to Court....
You'll find any excuse you want. You hold all the power and I am at your mercy.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:48:18 PM
You'll find any excuse you want. You hold all the power and I am at your mercy.
That....actually sums it up pretty good.
And unfortunately. You're not fond of mercy.
U sure catch on quick ;D
I thought we were friends.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:49:41 PM
And unfortunately. You're not fond of mercy.
Well I might. Become a deputy first. ;D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 04, 2019, 08:50:32 PM
I thought we were friends.
You divorced her! :P
No Seb. I thought me and you were friends.
This is an fff matter. As a member of the fff, I must make sure you people don't kill eachother.
@MathLuk has a right to be here too.
@MathLuk! Come 'ere!
Well... the boot thing?
I don't wear any type of shoe...
This is what I mean when I say you don't understand...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 04, 2019, 09:00:39 PM
This is an fff matter. As a member of the fff, I must make sure you people don't kill eachother. @MathLuk has a right to be here too.
@MathLuk! Come 'ere!
It's 3:00 AM for him....
I'm sure he'll be happy to wake up to a mention though. ;D
So is everyone over here happy clappy since I've been gone? :D
Help! *Pours water on fire* Oh, er...everything's fine. ;D
I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGvtkpKtFQ&list=PLfI3xHuRfmrZDj_pA3A8teeuna2vFTw0r&index=34&t=0s
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 04:05:13 AM
I'm watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGvtkpKtFQ&list=PLfI3xHuRfmrZDj_pA3A8teeuna2vFTw0r&index=34&t=0s
My computer is really slow right now so I might watch it later. :laugh:
Yes. Everyone is happy clappy. If the badge is still available I'll take it.
Of course Grey! *takes badge from desk* Do u promise to uphold the peace/chaos of the Cellars? :D
Yes!
Err...
@Keva Strongbow? Don't leave us hanging. :laugh:
She's your sister! tell her to come on the forum!
B-but she's scary in real live. :P (Just joking of course. *Glances over shoulder*)
hurhurhur (please don't kill me keva!)
:laugh:
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 07, 2019, 06:00:23 AM
Yes!
*Pins badge on Grey* Welcome to the peace/chaos keepers! :D
I have an assignment for all my deputies. *Shuffles papers* Paul the Marlfox is trying to enslave inoccent farmers!
We'll get right on it! We'll bring Paul to court for his crimes! ;D
Can I blow him up?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 06:01:33 PM
Can I blow him up?
Hmm...It Would get rid of our rivals... Nah! Let's pretend to actually want to keep the peace. :P
Good idea there Deputy Sebbie! :D But he might be dangerous so keep your eyes open!
What happens if I *accidentally* leave a bomb in his thread?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 06:05:45 PM
What happens if I *accidentally* leave a bomb in his thread?
Then I guess we "accidentally" just got rid of our crime lord rivals. MWHAHAHHAHA!!!
works for me. Let's go!
Charge!!!
But then we wouldn't be able to bring him to court and make him pay for his crimes!!
Hmm...true...
death is payment enough!
But we could have so much fun putting him on trial... :laugh:
I could think of something worse than that.
Funnily... Me too ;D
the worst thing is to join pauls communist district.
Well yes being as I'm the Sherif! I should think so ;D
I really want to blow up that thread.
But if we did that we'd be as bad as them ;D
Still....
Plus, that's why we have a courtroom :D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 08:11:40 PM
the worst thing is to join pauls communist district.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 08:14:55 PM
I really want to blow up that thread.
Haha very funny if you really hate it that much, Jack's mafia is trying to get rid of us.
Yes! Join the Mafia!
We just want justice/chaos :D
Did I mention that I hate communists?
I think so ;) Is that why he decided to start the topic? :D
No. I don't think I knew what communists were until an hour ago...
Oh wow... :D Did he tell u what they were? ;)
No, I was just kidding.I have always known what communists were, and have always hated them with a passion. He says that he has a master plan to defeat Isis with communism.
Oh! Haha I was like hmm...okay :D It's so hard to tell of people r serious or not on the internet! Maybe his plan could be to join the good guys!! :D
No. He has already tried to kill me in the courtroom.
Die mate! ;D
Wwhhaatt! We r dealing with some very ruthless people I see ;D
Very. ;D
But chin up! We can handle em'
Any thing to kill the communists.
But the question becomes, can you kill us? And apparently the answer is yes because Jack shot me. >:(
But I am in the process of healing you.
Yes, you are a strange child. :laugh:
Aren't we all a little strange? :D ;D
Very.
Extraordinarily strange
I think we need all the deputies to take a fitness test :D
I work out once a week, so I think I'm good for that.
Er- a what test?
Is this just a chat room now?
No, Keva wants us to be fit
*Looks at stomach*
Gulp!
...
*Internally panicking*
I should've eaten less, I should've eaten less...
*Desperately tries to do a sit-up*
I can't even run!
Alright deputies let's have u stand at attention now! ;) And anyone who would like to do the fitness test as well, please line up! Let's see... We'll start with pushups! 25 pushups everyone! Starting now! *Starts doing pushups*
*does pushups*
*Still struggling to finish the 25*
*finishes*
*Points to gatorade on the counter and gasps* Have a gatorade One-Eye you've earned it!
*drinks gatorade* interestingly, I was just drinking a gatorade irl.
What should the next exercise be? ;D
Not sure. Fighting, maybe?
*Er hmm* Good idea! Let's have u and Sebias try first?
@Sebias of Redwall !!!
*Punches seb in the stomack and hip-throws him onto the floor*
*Cracks knuckles* Anyone else? Hm?
*Still struggling to do first push-up*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 22, 2019, 03:52:48 AM
*Punches seb in the stomack and hip-throws him onto the floor*
*Cracks knuckles* Anyone else? Hm?
What?! You think you can take me, Skully-me-matey!? *Starts doing push-ups with weights on my back* I once took on a swole troll and came out of the fight alive!
Barely, but still...*Does a fancy move and kicks One-Eye* SKADOOSH!!!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 22, 2019, 09:37:18 AM
*Still struggling to do first push-up*
U can do it, Grey! Only 24 more :D
*Waits for One-Eye*
Meanvhoile zere vaz a Wocket in zomebeazt'z pocket...
...That was talking to itself...
...Und 'avin' quoite ze philozophical dizcuzzion on different formez o' Kiwi Fruit Meditation...
...And couldn't decide what was the best way to end the discussion...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2019, 08:14:09 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 22, 2019, 03:52:48 AM
*Punches seb in the stomack and hip-throws him onto the floor*
*Cracks knuckles* Anyone else? Hm?
What?! You think you can take me, Skully-me-matey!? *Starts doing push-ups with weights on my back* I once took on a swole troll and came out of the fight alive! Barely, but still...
*Does a fancy move and kicks One-Eye* SKADOOSH!!!
*spins to dodge and pushes sebias into the ground*
I'm not as easy a mark as a couple of slavers.
*Jumps onto seb's back*
*Zree Vikingz run intae ze topic, lob Zpam at everybeazt, und zen leave*
*Brushes off spam and continues giving sebbie his beatdown* That was... strange.
Alright boys! Lets remember not to get too aggressive here ;) This is practice after all :D
I didn't chainsaw him... I'm trying to be less violent. Letting out my bottled up rage in a few huge blasts is bettwr than tiny rages at random.
I suppose :D What about for our next fitness test we have to run five miles!
**Downs a pack of chia seeds and starts running*
Oh did I forget to mention that u need this? *puts 50lb backpack on One-Eye* :D
What a minute! I don't get to punch him back?!
*Secretly punches One-Eye in the gut while Keva's not looking*
*armor stops the hit* you know, seb, theres a reason why people wearing armor dont get punched. Its because it hurts to hit it.
Not when you have... IRON FISTS!!! *Punches One-Eye in the face*
*catches sebs arm and hols it behind the otters back* no! Bad sebbie!
*Completes second push-up*
*Halfway through my first push-up*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 23, 2019, 04:50:11 AM
*catches sebs arm and hols it behind the otters back* no! Bad sebbie!
Okay. I challenge you to a push-up duel! *Starts struggling to start one push-up* AAAHHHHHRRRGGGG!!! MY BACK!!! *Back cracks*
*Finishes third*
Wooohooo!
*Collapses*
C-can I do something else?
*Finishes first push-up* Um... You could do sit-ups if you'd like, Grey.
Er- does that involve sitting on people? I-I can do that really well!
^^^^^Hahaha :D Or u could run 5 miles :D
Or run 50 miles....
Or take a nap...
i know which one hes gonna choose.
*Is snoring peacefully*
*Crawls over and sits on Grey*
Aaaaaaarg! Geroff!
*Eats Grey and Jack* There is a rumbling in my tumbly.
Aaaaaaaaah! Seb! Lemme out! Lemme out! Jack's in here too!
Now u can learn how to maneuver in cramped spaces :D
*Repeatedly kicks Jack in an attempt at escape*
Th-this isn't protocol!
True.. But it's good practice anyways :D U should be kicking Sebias! Not Jack :D
I know! But Jack keeps getting in the way!
Haha :D Use teamwork? ;D
Stop l-laughing! This isn't funny!
It isn't? :D *Calls for Sebias* I think they've had enough training in cramp spaces º-) u might want to let them out now!
P-please do!
Yeetus Deletus
Well it's not that easy to bust outta here...
I just watched deadpool. BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Can I get spat out already
@Sebias of Redwall ?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 30, 2019, 12:08:35 PM
Can I get spat out already @Sebias of Redwall ?
Oh, I guess if you insist. *Gurgles* *Spits out Grey* *Rubs stomach* Hmm... I might keep
@Jack the Quick a bit longer though. He's tasty!
Kinda like you Grey ;D
Be my guest. Now if you'll excuse me I'll shower off this spittle... (And run away from he who thinks I'm tasty)
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 30, 2019, 05:32:48 PM
Be my guest. Now if you'll excuse me I'll shower off this spittle... (And run away from he who thinks I'm tasty)
B-but don't you want to finish training? ;D *Licks lips*
*Realizes the doors are locked*
Er- n-n-not really
*Leans down and listens to my belly* What was that, Jack? You're getting lonely without Grey?
*Repeatedly tries to pull open the door*
*Walks closer* Grey, Jack says he's lonely...
Y-you just let me out man! H-how about you spit him up a-and then w-we- well h-he won't be lonely anymore.
*stops* Hmm... That's an idea... I'll have to ask Jack. What say you, Jack?
*Continues trying to pull open door*
S-so er- w-what did Jack say?
Hmm... Oh really? Interesting. Will do, Jack.
W-w-what did he say?
>:D
*Gulp*
So- er y-you don't happen to have the key f-for this right?
*Nervous chuckle*
Oh I have the key. Would you like to get it? It's with Jack. *Starts to stomp forward*
Creepypasta much?
C-c-can't you s-spit it out?
*Shakes head* I'm afraid you'll have to get it, Grey... *Towers over Grey* *Opens mouth*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 30, 2019, 06:16:50 PM
Oh I have the key. Would you like to get it? It's with Jack. *Starts to stomp forward*
Um sorry buddy...u don't have the key :D That was just a plastic toy I gave u ;)
Can I get spat out already?
Maybe u should run around in his stomach till he gets sick :D
Good idea.
"runs around Grey's stomach until he gets sick*
I thought u were in Sebias's stomach? :D
He is!
Alright, so Jack doesn't have a key which means Seb was lying...
So... no reason to get it from Jack then, right? Hahaha *phew*
*runs around Sebias's stomach until he gets sick*
*Grabs Sebias a pail* U dont look too good..maybe u should sit down :D
Keva, arrest Sebias!
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
*Gasps!* Sebias! B-but you're a deputy!!
Arrest him!!!
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:21:40 PM
Keva, arrest Sebias!
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
*Ignores Tungro* ::)
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2019, 06:09:30 PM
*Grabs Sebias a pail* U dont look too good..maybe u should sit down :D
I feel sick! *Starts to turn green* *Leans over Grey* I think I'm gonna puke!
The guilt is getting to him! Arrests him!
Sebias... I'm afraid I have to do this...duty is duty *Handcuffs Sebias's hand together* If u r inoccent u will have to prove it to the court :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2019, 06:48:59 PM
Sebias... I'm afraid I have to do this...duty is duty *Handcuffs Sebias's hand together* If u r inoccent u will have to prove it to the court :D
*Sniff* Don't worry about it. I'm sure the one and only Supreme Judge will have mercy once he hears the truth. VERY sure in fact. ;D
Well let's see what the jury thinks ;D *Puts in police car and locks doors*
Yes. I shall have the judge select the jury right away!
*arrives at court house* Well this is it... The big house º-) :D
*Jumps out of car* Ahem. Shall we go in?
*Kicks Sebias in the tail* Don't get snarky there prisoner! You're still guilty until proven inoccent ::) º-)
*Exits training room*
Well, I have escaped Seb's stomach twice in one session and narrowly avoided a puking. Time to nap!
*Sees Grey sleeping and watches for 3 seconds* Alright there that's enough rest there Grey! We're gonna see how much y'all can deadlift :D
I can deadlift.
Alrighty then... lets start with 200lbs
*lifts* I needed to use a bit of bloodwrath to get the strength needed, but I'm alright.
*Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 03, 2019, 04:28:01 AM
*lifts* I needed to use a bit of bloodwrath to get the strength needed, but I'm alright.
*Hands One-Eye banana* Here u need to keep your strength up :D
*Dead lifts a coffin*
*Snoozing*
* Beaks in taking the banana and the coffin eating the banana and hurling the coffin at any one in my way ie: Grey for lying down.
Keva! One of the inmates is escaping!
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on July 05, 2019, 06:55:00 PM
* Beaks in taking the banana and the coffin eating the banana and hurling the coffin at any one in my way ie: Grey for lying down.
*Gathp* Rude! I was using that!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 05, 2019, 08:07:14 PM
Keva! One of the inmates is escaping!
What where!? :D
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on July 05, 2019, 06:55:00 PM
* Beaks in taking the banana and the coffin eating the banana and hurling the coffin at any one in my way ie: Grey for lying down.
*Hands One-Eye a different banana* If u want a protein bar Paul u could swim half a mile :D
*eats banana*
It's Paul! But don't worry, I've already sat on him.
Alrighty...Let's see who can swim the farthest! Ready, set, GO! *blows whistle*
*Begins floundering*
...I'm not okay.
*stands away from the water.*
Sorry, can't do it.
*throws One-Eye some floaters* would these help?! :D
I'm a cat. Water isn't realy my... confort zone.
Some cats love water.
*Swims like an otter* ;D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 10, 2019, 07:01:07 PM
*Begins floundering*
*Swims over to Grey* You okay there?
I know. I'm not one of 'em.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 12, 2019, 01:18:04 AM
I'm a cat. Water isn't realy my... confort zone.
Okay...I guess U can swim through a pool of chocolate :D Actually come to think of it! We all can! Just pretend it's quicksand y'all ;)
If you have a pool of chocolate, it's mine.
Well Seb, the water was rather not nice, but this isn't bad at all!
*Begins eating the chocolate*
*Let's out a bloodcurdling scream and throws Grey far away from the chocolate.*
Hey! *Taps Skarz* U have to share :D *Points to a water slide* looks it has a carmel slide!
*Eats all of the treats before anyone can react*
Arrest him!
*draws scimitar* DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *Lunges*
*Runs up* Wait! We're not supposed to kill him! U have to take him to Sebias's Court :D
Can I cut off his legs so he can't run?
Take one of his toes.
*cuts off entire foot* Oops.
D:
Maybe we'll have to stop by Jack's Hospital too ;D
I think we don't have a choice...
^ Is anyone here qualified to drive an ambulance? :D
No.
*Puts seat-belt on*
But someone has to do it.
Hey! That's my job!
*Pushes Grey out of seat and begins driving until I realize that I am the patient*
*Falls unconscious*
Alrighty then! *puts on two seatbelts* Step on the gas, Grey!
*Steps on it*
*Grabs dashboard to steady myself from the force*
*Makes impressive u-turn which nearly flips the ambulance over*
Wait, which way is the hospital?
Uhggg,
@Keva Strongbow @Russa Nodrey @Sheev Palpatine tell him...*falls unconscious again*
O_O
Take two more left turns Grey! :D
*Zooms very fast*
WHICH WAY IS LEFT!?!?
*Fires pistols in the air* PUT ON THE RADIO
*Turns on the radio and accidentally crashes through a monument*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Heeeeeeeeeeeeelp meeeeee! *Car begins spinning in circle*
Hey there's some speed bumps! Let's see if we can hit em' :D
KEVA!!!!
*looks around surpised* What? :D
I ARE CONFUZZLED
I cant drive... *Presses gas harder*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 24, 2019, 06:23:56 AM
I cant drive... *Presses gas harder*
*Gasp* W-w-what do you mean you can't drive?!?!?! *Hugs chair with a steel grip* HHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!
*Pulls out map* I might've given u the wrong directions, Grey! Do a sharp right- I mean straight!!
Actually... Let's go backwards! Good plan?
No!!! We have to save Jack *looses control of the vehicle*
*jumps out of the way as the car rushes past*
watch where your driving or I'll call the Sheriff
Yeah! *Slides Sheriff badge in pocket*
*shakes head*
kids tomfoolin around
*heads to the Diner*
@The Grey Coincidence should we arrive at Jack's Hospital's topic sometime? :D
Nah! ;D
I mean... He is dying :D
Hmm... What say you, Grey?
*Crashes into the parking lot of Jack's hospital*
Quick! Get Jack in there while I run from that angry mob!
*Puts back on my badge and tries to calm down the crowd*
*Is secretly riling up the crowd* Crowd: LET US SEE!!! LET US SEE!!!
Um... Since Seb and Jack had to go to court, does that mean there's a spare deputy space available? Because, *stands tall and straightens coat* I would like to offer my services.
Of course there's room for u Jarky! :D U just have to be sworn in...* Shuffles around looking for a new badge* Do u, Jarky, promise to uphold the chaos/peace of the Cellars?"
I do.
What of Teer, though?
Haha :D I think we can ad some more deputies to the law enforcement crew as long as they follow orders. *glares around suspiciously*
I solemnly swear, by the power and authority of every penguin in the world, to uphold the peace/chaos of the cellars and to follow your orders without question.
Well in that case! *Pins badge on Shisteer's vest and shakes paw* Welcome aboard!!
Thank you. What would you like me to do?
Can I have a badge?
*is still standing at attention, waiting for orders*
Yikes! Teer, you've been standing at attention since October?!
*Slams door open* *Takes a subtle gander (via eyes)*
*Waves* 'Sup?
Hi, Sheev.
Hello, one and all!
*Walks briskly over to a chair* I'd like to speak with the sheriff.
@Keva Strongbow, you have a visitor.
*Pokes Keva with a stick* Hello?
*Struts in* What seems to be the problem folks? Sorry about the delay, I just recently had to round up some cattle thieves!
Good sheriff, Keva. What is your social security number?
Sorry, fraid it's against the regulations ;) Anything I can help u with?
What happened to Dora Lightfoot?
Well, that all depends. Did u file a missing persons reports? *raises eyebrows* Dora Lightfoot is a person, right?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 03, 2020, 10:31:13 PM
*raises eyebrows*
I suppose a Sheriff does do a similar job to Rangers.
Yes she's a person. I already have a man on the case, though I might need more help. Do you know of any printing press?
She accidentally set fire to her foot.
*Hears the end of the conversation.*
So, Lightfoot became Hotfoot and got cold feet, eh?
Hah!
@Keva Strongbow are you going to give
@Jarky Thistlebrush her badge yet?
Well, certainly! I just finished her back round check! *Clears throat* Jarky, do u think u have what it takes to uphold the peace/chaos of the Cellars?
*makes a feest*
*is still standing at attention*
Sheriff, do you have anything you want me to do? This place seems quite busy. Should I assist some citizens while you sort the others?
What's the plan, boss? ;D
*Brushes dust of the desk*
*Peaks in through a window.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2020, 10:18:58 AM
*is still standing at attention*
Sheriff, do you have anything you want me to do? This place seems quite busy. Should I assist some citizens while you sort the others?
I would like
@shisteer of nothing much to bring in
@Kade Rivok for questioning! The charges r, spying on official sherrif business, and threatening forum members with a dangerous assault weapon!(AKA his enchanted fork)
*Ducks down and covers his eyes.*
*salutes and hoists Kade up by his collar* Got him, Boss. Do you need him bound for questioning or is his current position fine? *confiscates fork and waits for Sheriff to answer, still holding Kade firmly*
*Fork vanishes and re-appears in Kade's pocket. Kade, inconsequentially, is still covering his eyes.*
*confiscates Kade's pocket*
*The fork remains on Kade's person. Kade, inconsequentially, is still covering his eyes.*
why a fork? :-\
Excellent work, detectives!
@Kade Rivok just WHAT were u doing spying through our window?? Just WHO r u working for??
and I'm not going to give you any of the feast unless you tell!
*Still covering his eyes.* Kade isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.
oh no, Teer! what did you do with him!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 04:16:53 PM
*Still covering his eyes.* Kade isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.
*Massages Kade?*
Alrighty, Kade, let's not make this any harder then we have to. *Begins to take Kade's fingerprints*
For a minute there I thought you said: *Begins to take Kade's fingers*, and I thought, yikes, this just got intense.
*Paws are still covering eyes.* Fingerprints isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.
Hi, well, um... I'm dead. Thought you ought to know.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, booklover!, she was so young!
Don't worry. I came back as a ghost. Now, what are those slimy things with legs?
Yay! *trys to hug ghostlover, but is on the other side of the world*
Who's Ghostlover?
*shakes Kade* Answer the Sheriff's question!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 04:16:53 PM
*Still covering his eyes.* Kade isn't here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP.
*'cept now he sounds like he's being shaken while saying the above.*
and now we have a skwisht kade
Alright, we will take your silence as guilty until proven innocent!!
Detectives, please help me escort
@Kade Rivok to Sebias's court house for further questioning!
*opens car door*
*salutes to Sheriff Keva, mounts horse, dragging Kade up too, and gallops to Sebias' court house*
and now a squishited horse too.
*over walkie talkie*
I am not confined to the custom of definable size. I can change according to will, hence why I fit in the Court House in the first place. Over.
:o you're not that fat!....................................I hope
*over walkie talkie*
It's not about fat, but about muscle and general size. You are significantly larger than a toddler (aside from Seb) but that doesn't mean you're fat. Over.
*is in Sebias' Court House, listening to music through headphones*
Don't use up all the data!
,':L
*Is wondering why he's still in the sheriffs office.*
YOU'RE NOT
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 11, 2020, 04:35:17 PM
*Is wondering why he's still in the sheriffs office.*
Oh no. It's bad enough having two Kades. We don't need three!
*Poke Kade with the end of a pencil* He feels here!
Hah! That looks like fun. Let me try. *draws arrow from quiver*
oh! goodie! >:D
Leave the poor clone alone! It's not his fault he exists! (or maybe it is. I'm not sure)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 13, 2020, 06:31:11 AM
Hah! That looks like fun. Let me try. *draws arrow from quiver*
This is the third thread I've come across today where you're poking me, or attempting to poke me, with an arrow -_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 13, 2020, 03:20:38 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 13, 2020, 06:31:11 AM
Hah! That looks like fun. Let me try. *draws arrow from quiver*
This is third thread I've come across today where you're poking me, or attempting to poke me, with an arrow -_-
I think (however dangerous a pastime that might be) she wants to shoot you with it.
Quote from: Booklover on February 13, 2020, 05:03:20 PM
I think (however dangerous a pastime that might be)
Sometimes Booky, you just gotta live life on the edge.
Quote from: Booklover on February 13, 2020, 05:03:20 PM
I think (however dangerous a pastime that might be) she wants to shoot you with it.
nope.
Well that's a relief.
she dosen't want to kill you ::)not right now anyway...
The small child is correct.
who?
You. Who else?
Keevah or Teer?
Nope, apparently. ^-^
-_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 13, 2020, 06:31:11 AM
Hah! That looks like fun. Let me try. *draws arrow from quiver*
*Quickly stops Eb* We can't find out information from Kade if he's too wounded to answer! (PLus, it's against the rulesXD) Here try this. *Hands Eb the pencil*
:o no! not the pencil!
*stares at pencil* Thanks. ...What is it?
a pencil!!!
It's for stabbing Kade.
Poking. It's for poking Kade.
stabbing not killing.
Stabbing generally leads to killing.
Not always.
That is what "generally" means. -_-
If someone stabs you, it hurts and then you die.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 10:02:03 PM
If someone stabs you, it hurts and then you die.
HAY!!!!!!!!!!!! that's my thing!
*Adds an eraser to both sides of the pencil* This should work :D Hmm...Has anyone tried down his ears? (JK pretend I didn't say/type that :D)
Mmm, that mite work.... >:D
Quote from: lass of something much on February 19, 2020, 10:45:31 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 10:02:03 PM
If someone stabs you, it hurts and then you die.
HAY!!!!!!!!!!!! that's my thing!
Sorry. It makes me laugh. Much better to be stabbed than force-choked, by the way. You were right, Lass.
Depends on who you're talking to.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 20, 2020, 01:17:01 AM
*Adds an eraser to both sides of the pencil* This should work :D Hmm...Has anyone tried down his ears? (JK pretend I didn't say/type that :D)
Spoilers: You won't find anything.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 20, 2020, 06:03:21 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 19, 2020, 10:45:31 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 10:02:03 PM
If someone stabs you, it hurts and then you die.
HAY!!!!!!!!!!!! that's my thing!
Sorry. It makes me laugh. Much better to be stabbed than force-choked, by the way. You were right, Lass.
if only you were there XD *laughs* If only I could tell you :laugh:
I would like to report a hate crime.
when was hate a crime?
There is no hate crime. Don't listen to the child eating troll.
I have nothing to say to either of you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 21, 2020, 02:22:33 PM
There is no hate crime. Don't listen to the child eating troll.
aaaahhh....*is a child*
I just gotta go.....
Probably for the best. I'm surprised he hasn't already gotten to you.
Or me, for that matter. I'm not much older than Lass.
you're about six months older ;D
I'm a child...please don't eat me, Skarzs.
>:D C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-) C:-)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 01:53:22 AM
I'm a child...please don't eat me, Skarzs.
I don't discriminate. Any age, any species, any color, I'll eat 'em.
Please don't.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 22, 2020, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 01:53:22 AM
I'm a child...please don't eat me, Skarzs.
I don't discriminate. Any age, any species, any color, I'll eat 'em.
Sounds a bit like Sam Vimes (from Discworld). He isn't racist or speciesist (more common in Discworld because of all the different species), he hates everyone equally.
*Brings demolition hammer into the topic.*
Skar, you better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not eat kids
I'm telling you why
Verdie Claws is coming to town
I see when you are online,
I know what trolls look like.
He knows when you've been eating kids
So be good for goodness' sake!
*The first verse repeats.*
. . . . . Sorry. We could only afford enough to get one verse....
I laughed so much at this. :laugh:
:D Glad you liked it.
*runs for the door*
*is frozen in fer*
*runs back and begins dragging Lass towards the door*
*is as stiff as a log*
*is not making very much progress*
*trys to move, but can't*
*Uses the enchanted fork and poofs Skarzs out of the topic.* There now, the child eating troll went away. You don't need to live in fear any longer, friends.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 21, 2020, 05:42:51 AM
I would like to report a hate crime.
*Jingles prison keys* Is there any more information that u can add to that? :D
*is still frozen in fer*
Perhaps fear?
O.O
Quote from: Verdauga on February 26, 2020, 12:16:13 AM
Perhaps fear?
Nah, fur. She's frozen in fur. Specifically, her own.
(thanks to kades snowman)
^-^
I give up. *stops trying to drag Lass out of topic and sits down on the floor*
*...on top of Lass*
There's, like, chairs and stuff, ya know.
*kade is a toad*
*Hears the goings on of the courthouse over the walkie-talkie.* Lemme just... I'm gonna, just, borrow that for a minute.... *Borrows the walkie-talkie from Keva and speaks over it.*
Yeah, and things are getting kinda boring here too.
O.O
*Grabs walkie talkie back from Kade* Hey! Gimme that! U didn't even say please, it's not like you're a criminal or anything!.....Right?? :D
Of course I'm not. I was dragged in here and then into the court unjustly!
Indeed! :laugh: *is not sitting on Lass*
*shakes Kade* Don't talk disrespectfully to the Sheriff, criminal! You're under arrest!
See? Unjustly!
Be silent, criminal!
Stop calling me that, unjust deputy! I know your weakness!
Really!? what is it!? I don't even think she has one!
It was something I learned early on, but haven't had to use in awhile. I don't want to break it out unless I have to.
TELL ME!
Her weakness is you, Lass. It is also her strength, due to the fact that she feels protective towards you. This can go two ways, which I would not like to discuss right now.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 03, 2020, 02:09:08 AM
Her weakness is you, Lass. It is also her strength, due to the fact that she feels protective towards you. This can go two ways, which I would not like to discuss right now.
o.O
It's true.
I'm....it's....me?
Um, no. Different weakness.
Aah, good.
*shakes Kade again* Be silent, criminal! You can't even reach my feet unless I let you. (Besides, I can resist the tickles, I just choose not to most of the time)
I could totally reach your feet if I tried! Also, I'm very good at tickling, so there!
Oooh, Haha!
she loves foot rubs, you silly chook!
Quite so, but I prefer to call it tickling. Either way, I'm quite good at them.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:45:41 AM
I could totally reach your feet if I tried! Also, I'm very good at tickling, so there!
I am currently holding you by the scruff of your neck. Your feet are only just touching the ground and that's because I'm sitting down and leaning over at the same time. I know you're good at tickling and, if I wasn't on duty at the moment, I'd probably let you tickle my feet. However, I have a job to do (Namely, lock all criminals away so they can't cause anymore trouble) so you'll have to forgive me but there will be no foot tickles or, for that matter, weakness. I am a Taniwha. I can resist the temptations of pure bliss.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 02:54:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:45:41 AM
I could totally reach your feet if I tried! Also, I'm very good at tickling, so there!
I am currently holding you by the scruff of your neck. Your feet are only just touching the ground and that's because I'm sitting down and leaning over at the same time. I know you're good at tickling and, if I wasn't on duty at the moment, I'd probably let you tickle my feet. However, I have a job to do (Namely, lock all criminals away so they can't cause anymore trouble) so you'll have to forgive me but there will be no foot tickles or, for that matter, weakness. I am a Taniwha. I can resist the temptations of pure bliss.
I am technically a criminal.
And I'm not! This is injustice!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 03, 2020, 02:55:51 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 02:54:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:45:41 AM
I could totally reach your feet if I tried! Also, I'm very good at tickling, so there!
I am currently holding you by the scruff of your neck. Your feet are only just touching the ground and that's because I'm sitting down and leaning over at the same time. I know you're good at tickling and, if I wasn't on duty at the moment, I'd probably let you tickle my feet. However, I have a job to do (Namely, lock all criminals away so they can't cause anymore trouble) so you'll have to forgive me but there will be no foot tickles or, for that matter, weakness. I am a Taniwha. I can resist the temptations of pure bliss.
I am technically a criminal.
Sorry to hear that. The waiting room is just through that door, if you wouldn't mind. I'm currently dealing with another customer at the moment. I'll be with you as soon as possible.
Also... *Looks at Teer.* Didn't you head to the court house? How are you here?
ever heird of magic?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 12:29:14 AM
Stop calling me that, unjust deputy! I know your weakness!
Do you know mine?
Ducks, or going all Fahrenheit 451 on your book collection. Or both.
Hmmmm. Imteresting.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 04:57:06 PM
Ducks, or going all Fahrenheit 451 on your book collection. Or both.
O_O
that's just evil!!!
*Passes out cookies to all the deputies* *Looks at Kade and after some thought decides to give him one too*
Sooo, Kadie go splat?
No, Kadie got a cookie. Kadie is grateful. *Smiles happily at Keva.*
*sighs*
(Kadie?)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 08, 2020, 07:38:46 PM
Sooo, Kadie go splat?
Uh-huh. Kadie go splat after Kadie finish cookie.
*Eats cookie veeeeeeeeeery slowly.*
What's your favorite flavor ice cream
@Kade Rivok (I'm filling out paperwork and need important information) ;D
Mint Chocolate Chip, for sure ^-^
NO. WAY.
Same ^-^
NOICE :laugh:
(That and double chocolate, but I am cured of chocolate forever, thanks to somebody)
If you can be "cured" of it, then you never truly liked it in the first place!
I loved chocolate, but no more...
Sounds like somebody needs to be reminded of the wonders of chocolate. ^-^
*backs away* Please no.
What? For all you know, I could have been referring to taking you out to get some ice cream, or a cake, or something.
One can never be too careful.
*hands Ebby some chocolate*
*feels ill* No thanks.
don't worry about 'er Kade, she's far gone..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:09:55 AM
Mint Chocolate Chip, for sure ^-^
*loosens grip on Kade* Keep answering the Sheriff's questions like a good beast and I may let you go.
he just did.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:41:15 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:09:55 AM
Mint Chocolate Chip, for sure ^-^
*loosens grip on Kade* Keep answering the Sheriff's questions like a good beast and I may let you go.
You aren't even here! You went to the courthouse!
Oh, I'm here, alright. Now keep a respectful tongue in your head.
Where else would I keep it, hmm?
Ew.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:33:09 AM
Where else would I keep it, hmm?
Depends if you have one or not.
*vomits*
*tightens grip on Kade, glaring at him silently*
*thinks that Kade should be set free*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 05:50:15 AM
*tightens grip on Kade, glaring at him silently*
*The fluffy fluff of the Otterbadger fur feels nice and warm to the touch.*
Don't fall for it Teer. That's what he said about the soft toy, and look how that ended.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:20:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 05:50:15 AM
*tightens grip on Kade, glaring at him silently*
*The fluffy fluff of the Otterbadger fur feels nice and warm to the touch.*
*is wearing leather gloves and so cannot feel any of that*
Mint chocolate ice cream. Hmm...A wise choice! But what about this question, do you sneeze with your eyes open or closed??
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 11:43:42 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:20:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 05:50:15 AM
*tightens grip on Kade, glaring at him silently*
*The fluffy fluff of the Otterbadger fur feels nice and warm to the touch.*
*is wearing leather gloves and so cannot feel any of that*
*The leather gloves burn to crisp as they remain in contact with the fur.*
Whoops, sorry about that. Happens sometimes.
*shakes Kade* Answer the sheriff's question.
*pokes kades fat tummy just under the ribs* Hurry up fluff ball!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 12:43:14 AM
*pokes kades diamond hard abs, covered in layers of fur, just under the ribs* Hurry up fluff ball!
I already
did answer her question, ya goofs!
**EDIT**
Whoops, didn't see the latest one.
Eyes shut. People that sneeze with their eyes open scare me. They look like they're just yelling at the world.
I-I scare you? o.O
In all honesty, I didn't even know it was possible for one to sneeze with their eyes open.
>_>
I think it's possible, if you really try, but there's no point, really.
^
Mythbusters did a thing on that actually. Your body reflexively closes your eyes while sneezing, so it's exceedingly difficult (and pointless ;D) to to keep them open while doing so.
*looks down at self* what is wrong with me...
Mmm, good, good.
>_>
Yes, Lass?
Apparently if u sneeze with your eyes open they'll fall out
mine haven't....I think it's time to send Kade on an adventure were he must throw the one ring into a volcano.. let Kade go and move on to the dark one with a white eye...(one-eye)
*looks at Keva* What do you want me to do, Sheriff?
*Has fallen asleep.*
Alrighty, deputies! *Turns off all the lights* *Lights a candle* Let the questioning commence! Kade, where were u on the night of the 41st?
*Snores gently.*
*shakes Kade* Wake up, criminal! You're being questioned.
*Smiles and hugs Teer in his sleep.*
*looks at Keva to see what her reaction is, then briefly hugs Kade back*
Wake up, brother. The sheriff wants to talk to you.
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 30, 2020, 02:56:55 AM
Alrighty, deputies! *Turns off all the lights* *Lights a candle* Let the questioning commence! Kade, where were u on the night of the 41st?
...that makes no sense...at all....
I think that's the idea, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Good. Just stay awake for a while longer, then you can probably have a nice, long sleep.*pushes Kade into chair* Answer the Sheriff's question, criminal!
probably at work, or sleeping..
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 30, 2020, 02:56:55 AM
Alrighty, deputies! *Turns off all the lights* *Lights a candle* Let the questioning commence! Kade, where were u on the night of the 41st?
Probably getting ready for the party on the 42nd.
or nothing because that is not a real date.
(Lass, that's completely beside the point)
>_>
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:18:34 AM
I think that's the idea, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Good. Just stay awake for a while longer, then you can probably have a nice, long sleep.
*pushes Kade into chair* Answer the Sheriff's question, criminal!
*Looks at Teer, then turns around to try and see who she's talking to. Looks back at her, a quizzical look on his face.* Where's the criminal?
in the waiting room.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 09:22:28 PM
or nothing because that is not a real date.
Didn't you hear the news? Maybe they're planning to announce it tomorrow (today, for you).
-_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:18:34 AM
I think that's the idea, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Good. Just stay awake for a while longer, then you can probably have a nice, long sleep.
*pushes Kade into chair* Answer the Sheriff's question, criminal!
*Looks at Teer, then turns around to try and see who she's talking to. Looks back at her, a quizzical look on his face.* Where's the criminal?
Okay, forget the criminal part. Just answer the sheriff's question.
*Le gasp*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 01:57:18 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:18:34 AM
I think that's the idea, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Good. Just stay awake for a while longer, then you can probably have a nice, long sleep.
*pushes Kade into chair* Answer the Sheriff's question, criminal!
*Looks at Teer, then turns around to try and see who she's talking to. Looks back at her, a quizzical look on his face.* Where's the criminal?
Ok, uh, sure! No problem at all!
Now... what was the question?
This is painful to read.
Why so?
It's going so slowly.
Mmm...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 03:05:36 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 01:57:18 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:18:34 AM
I think that's the idea, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Good. Just stay awake for a while longer, then you can probably have a nice, long sleep.
*pushes Kade into chair* Answer the Sheriff's question, criminal!
*Looks at Teer, then turns around to try and see who she's talking to. Looks back at her, a quizzical look on his face.* Where's the criminal?
Ok, uh, sure! No problem at all!
Now... what was the question?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 30, 2020, 02:56:55 AM
Alrighty, deputies! *Turns off all the lights* *Lights a candle* Let the questioning commence! Kade, where were u on the night of the 41st?
Wot a bureaucracy! Ah shood come een an' speed thengs aloong.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 06:13:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 03:05:36 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 01:57:18 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 05:23:25 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:18:34 AM
I think that's the idea, Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:08:12 AM
*Groggily stirs awake, letting out a huge yawn.*
I wasn't... *yawn* ...I wasn't asleep. Really.
Good. Just stay awake for a while longer, then you can probably have a nice, long sleep.
*pushes Kade into chair* Answer the Sheriff's question, criminal!
*Looks at Teer, then turns around to try and see who she's talking to. Looks back at her, a quizzical look on his face.* Where's the criminal?
Ok, uh, sure! No problem at all!
Now... what was the question?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 30, 2020, 02:56:55 AM
Alrighty, deputies! *Turns off all the lights* *Lights a candle* Let the questioning commence! Kade, where were u on the night of the 41st?
Oh, uh, probably sleeping somewhere, your majesty!
you guys... really?
*is becoming bored so climbs a curtain*
*Is being interrogated(?) and so can't do anything about it.*
>:D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:20:11 AM
*is becoming bored so climbs a curtain*
Bad Ebby!!!! *shoots Ebby with a sleep dart*
*stiffens as the dart hits, then goes limp and slides down the curtain to the floor, unconscious*
*poofs Ebby into bed* sleep well!not that you have a choice, but hay...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 03:35:40 AM
*Is being interrogated(?) and so can't do anything about it.*
*plays some nice music to entertain everybeast*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 11, 2020, 03:20:11 AM
*is becoming bored so climbs a curtain*
Be careful. Curtains can break. *looks guiltily at the curtain nearby*
*also looks* Bad chidla...I'll fix it...*fixes it*
(This morning, I actually happened to break a curtain in real life, but it has been fixed)
*stops playing music and glares at Booklover and Lass* Excuse me, I'm trying to play the violin here. Would you let me do so in peace, please?
*gets out own violin and tunes it* Wow. This is *winces* slightly out of tune.
Haven't played in a while, huh? Slacker, much.
I admit that it's been almost four weeks (I think?).
Well, *yawns* I practiced about one and a half weeks ago, so I'm clearly far superior. Now, I'll leave you to entertain Kade because it's almost midnight and I'm tired.
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 12:20:54 PM
(This morning, I actually happened to break a curtain in real life, but it has been fixed)
Goodness!!!
You probably are far superior anyway.
>_>
wut...
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 01:03:22 PM
You probably are far superior anyway.
I seriously doubt it.
I seriously doubt that.
Pay heed to the page number.
I noticed. I was just sorting out the matter of you probably being a better violinist than me.
*checks on Ebby* Hmm, maybe that sleep dart was to powerful...I'm kinda worried now...
I'm more worried for the curtain. I think it might be slightly broken from her slipping off it.
yeah, there were a few gashes, but I fixed them, so, we're good...
Good.
yes...I'm really worried about Ebby now, she should be starting to wake by now!!!!
*shows no sign of starting to wake up anytime soon*
*Taps Eb with a squeaky hammer for good measure.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 12:28:58 AM
*shows no sign of starting to wake up anytime soon*
*remembers that Ebby is ticklish...tickes Ebby*
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 01:23:41 PM
I noticed. I was just sorting out the matter of you probably not being a better violinist than me.
Fixed it.
(It's when you make a tick sound. Lass hates it)
(Ah.) *doesn't react*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 12, 2020, 01:31:06 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 12, 2020, 12:28:58 AM
*shows no sign of starting to wake up anytime soon*
*remembers that Ebby is ticklish...tickes Ebby*
(you ticked me?)
(yes, poke, nuge, prod, ya know?)
*rolls eyes*
It's true!
You don't know that.
*Stealthily begins edging towards the door.*
*grabs Kade by the scruff and firmly places him back in his seat* Seriously, Booklover, you're a far better violinist than me.
I'm probably not.
You probably are.
*Plays the cello.*
*Sniffles.* W- why am I being kept here?
You are?
Y- yeah....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 01:19:57 PM
*grabs Kade by the scruff and firmly places him back in his seat* Seriously, Booklover, you're a far better violinist than me.
*Tries not to cry.*
*would comfort the poor otterbadger but is currently unconscious*
*hugs Kade* it's okay, we just need some more information, okay?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 09:52:11 PM
*Sniffles.* W- why am I being kept here?
Because the sheriff hasn't said you can go.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 01:24:10 PM
*Plays the cello.*
*watches Verdauga* I don't think it really matters who's better at playing musical instruments, Booklover. Verdauga's better than both of us.
*Was about to begin crying, but falls asleep instead.*
*poofs out to Ebby*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 03:19:13 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 01:24:10 PM
*Plays the cello.*
*watches Verdauga* I don't think it really matters who's better at playing musical instruments, Booklover. Verdauga's better than both of us.
True that.
Of course it's true, otherwise I wouldn't have said it.
Maybe on the forums. :laugh:
*back
@Verdauga up with a violin*
*Uses foot-pedal drums.*
Quote from: Kolman on April 15, 2020, 05:04:39 PM
*back @Verdauga up with a violin*
Three violins, now. So, are we all agreed that the violin is the best instrument?
*Plays viola with other hand(paw[claw{phalangenal hub}]).*
No.
You do realise that you really need two hands to play the viola (one to hold the bow and one to hold the violin and do the fingering). A chin and shoulder are also useful. Unless you're only playing open strings, I suppose. Or maybe doing it pizzicato might be possible.
*Looks at the board name.*
*Looks back at Booklover.*
That doesn't mean you can play instruments incorrectly!
Well, then, hang on a second.
*Blows into a whistle.*
*Fido the miniscule cerberus runs up to the viola.*
Watch this! Fido! Play!
*Plays the viola, letting Fido take over the fingering.*
Let's not even get into that.
He's well-trained. And small.
How minuscule is he?
About the size of a young kitten.
Hmmm.
*Sleep walks out of the building.*
*grabs Kade by the scruff and drags him back into the building, securing him firmly to chair*
*Only too late does Teer realize that she accidentally grabbed the Otterbadger plushie. It sits in the chair, staring blankly ahead. Clearly a doll of stuffing and fluff, but something about it felt almost... alive.*
*hurriedly lets go of plushie and steps back, putting as much distance between them as possible*
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2020, 06:30:18 PM
That doesn't mean you can play instruments incorrectly!
yeah, Verdie, I'm with Bookie on this one.
He's just being creative. Give him a break.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 10:58:04 PM
*hurriedly lets go of plushie and steps back, putting as much distance between them as possible*
*You find it difficult to remove your paw from the sweet fluff of the plushie, but manage to do so through sheer will. Even as you back away, you can still feel it calling to you, wishing you to draw closer, wishing you to embrace it's warmth. It's quite tempting, as it's fur look positively exquisite.*
*grips the wall tightly, trying best to resist the strange pulling feeling emanating from the plushie*
Soft.
I can't.
Warm.
I mustn't.
So fluffy.
No!
It looks so nice to hug.
I've seen what happens to beasts who even touch it.
It won't harm me.
Don't go near it.
Come, I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Silence, you fool!
It would never be so rude to me.
I said silence!
*slowly releases wall, as if in a trance*
Stop!
*moves closer to plushie*
No! *chains self to the wall and locks it with a combination padlock, then changes combination at random without looking*
But... fluffy.
*snarls* No. It will destroy you.
*shoots the plushie*
*tries not to look at the plushie*
*Stares at the plushie, totally absorbed with my playing.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 07:15:18 AM
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*grips the wall tightly, trying best to resist the strange pulling feeling emanating from the plushie*
Soft.
I can't.
Warm.
I mustn't.
So fluffy.
No!
It looks so nice to hug.
I've seen what happens to beasts who even touch it.
It won't harm me.
Don't go near it.
Come, I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Silence, you fool!
It would never be so rude to me.
I said silence!
*slowly releases wall, as if in a trance*
Stop!
*moves closer to plushie*
No! *chains self to the wall and locks it with a combination padlock, then changes combination at random without looking*
But... fluffy.
*snarls* No. It will destroy you.
*Even as you do this, though, you know that you could easily tear through those chains if you wanted to, and as you feel the fluffy plushie call out to you, you are only too aware of the fact that you
want to. You know that if you just give in and embrace it, all your cares will fade away into its comfortable warmth.*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 16, 2020, 09:50:29 AM
*shoots the plushie*
*Rolls a d20* (You miss.)
I never miss.
(According to this d20, you do)
it's wrong ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 16, 2020, 07:31:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 07:15:18 AM
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*grips the wall tightly, trying best to resist the strange pulling feeling emanating from the plushie*
Soft.
I can't.
Warm.
I mustn't.
So fluffy.
No!
It looks so nice to hug.
I've seen what happens to beasts who even touch it.
It won't harm me.
Don't go near it.
Come, I'm sure it's perfectly safe.
Silence, you fool!
It would never be so rude to me.
I said silence!
*slowly releases wall, as if in a trance*
Stop!
*moves closer to plushie*
No! *chains self to the wall and locks it with a combination padlock, then changes combination at random without looking*
But... fluffy.
*snarls* No. It will destroy you.
*Even as you do this, though, you know that you could easily tear through those chains if you wanted to, and as you feel the fluffy plushie call out to you, you are only too aware of the fact that you want to. You know that if you just give in and embrace it, all your cares will fade away into its comfortable warmth.*
*looks away from plushie, resisting the fluffiness*
(Meh, booooriiiiiing)
*Kade sleepwalks back into the Sheriff's office, mindlessly wandering near the Otterbadger plushie.*
*is still unconscious from Lass' far too strong sleep dart*
*sees Kade walk near to otterbadger plushie and immediately snaps chains, diving for Kade's paws and knocking him from his feet before he touches the soft fluff* I'm not letting your soul get absorbed by that thing, brother. *chains Kade to the wall to stop him sleep-walking too close to the plushie and stands up, gaze immediately being drawn to the plushie. Thinks about how fluffy it looks and how warm it felt for the few seconds of contact. Steps closer, as if in a trance*
*Plays an off-key note (in other words, simply plays) on the cello to break the spell.*
Oh no you don't!!
*tackles
@shisteer of nothing much to save her*
*Places handcuffs on plushie and kicks it into a basement cell.*
*is still asleep/unconscious from Lass' overpowered sleep dart*
*As Verdauga turns away from the basement cell, he hears the sound of metal clinking against the floor, and there, sitting in the chair once more, is the plushie. The handcuffs that had been placed on it lay in broken pieces on the floor.*
(This plushie is really starting to freak me out.)
*Thinks about placing the plushie in the cupboard.*
(Don't touch it.)
Meh.
Quote from: Kolman on April 17, 2020, 05:03:46 PM
Oh no you don't!!
*tackles @shisteer of nothing much to save her*
*hits the ground with a thud* Ouch. It's so fluffy. Just one hug... *gets up and looks longingly at otterbadger plushie*
*Plays off-key to break the spell.*
(I don't think that's how it vorks.)
(You apparently haven't heard me playing. :D I'd imagine it would break anything.)
(Most likely mirrors.)
What about...emojis?
Possibly, but I'd probably have to play for a while.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: Kolman on April 17, 2020, 05:03:46 PM
Oh no you don't!!
*tackles @shisteer of nothing much to save her*
*hits the ground with a thud* Ouch. It's so fluffy. Just one hug... *gets up and looks longingly at otterbadger plushie*
*As you gaze at the life-size Otterbadger plushie, it doesn't move, but you almost feel as if it's gazing back at you. Calling to you. You know that just embracing it's fluff will feel simply divine.*
*takes a step forward, eyes locked on the otterbadger plushie*
(Don't do it! I let it convince me it was harmless once and it killed me!)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:44:13 AM
*takes a step forward, eyes locked on the otterbadger plushie*
*Even just that single step sends waves of a happy warmth cascading over you. You can't help but keep asking yourself what it must feel like to actually hug such a thing.*
(Teer, NO!)
*stops, a frown creasing forehead* I feel like there's something I should know about that fluffiness, but I can't remember. It just looks so nice and warm. *almost takes another step forward but stops, frown returning* There's a little piece of doubt in my mind. It's probably just my imagination though. *takes another step forward*
*Each step you take sends joyous waves lapping upon the edges of your mind. You know that embracing this fluff will make all the worries you've ever had fade away.*
Teer, NO! *wakes up and runs at Teer*
*raises an eyebrow at Eb and steps back, instantly feeling cold. Shivers* Do you claim rights to hugging it first? I suppose that's reasonable, since Kade's your husband and the plushie is a plushie of him. Go ahead, my friend.
*grabs on to Teer and doesn't let go* Don't go near it, please. Please.
*chuckles* A bit possessive, are you? Fair enough, I suppose. Alright. *turns away from plushie and shivers* It's a bit cold in here.
*buries face in Teer's scales* I love you, Teer, and I don't want you to get absorbed by that thing. Please, leave it alone.
*hugs Eb, frown returning* I... think I remember what it was I needed to remember about that thing. Yeah, I better not touch it. I still think it's kind of cold in here though. *shivers* Too bad I didn't bring a jacket.
*Is still sleepwalking around the office. Ends up tripping over the handcuffs on the floor and falls, accidentally bumping the plushie in the process, causing it to fall on top of him.*
*grabs Kade's footpaw and pulls him away from the plushie* Verdauga, would you teleport it out of here, please? It's not very safe.
*runs into the kitchen, returns with a glass of water and empties it on Kade's head* Wake up!
*As everybeast is occupied with doing something or talking to someone, no one has their eyes on the plushie. By the time anybeast looks back, it has already disappeared.*
(Scary. Wake up already.)
Kade! Wake up! Eb's worried about you.
(What makes you think that?)
(I just know these things)
(Mmhmm.)
*Grabs the nearest thing to him while sleeping.*
*this happens to be me*
(Hmm, I was wondering who would volunteer. Imteresting....)
*Hugs Eb like a teddy bear, still asleep.*
*is happy*
(I'm not about to let Teer get squished.)
*curls up in ball*
*mentally pokes Kade*
*Begins to slowly regain consciousness.* Mmmghraaash. Whhhere am I?
*muffled voice* In Keva's Sheriff Office.
Holding onto Eb like she's a teddy bear.
*Laughs, not fully comprehending Teer.* Hehehe, that'sss a ffffunny place t- to beeee....
*wriggles*
*is confused and slightly worried*
*Begins falling back asleep, not having fully awoken in the first place.*
*worry intensifies*
*wriggling intensifies*
*Would teleport the sleepiness from Kade, but, sadly, my powers haven't reached that level.*
(Yeah, that would be a bit strange)
*Snores loudly, arms falling to his side as he mindlessly releases Eb.*
Eh hem, well I've looked over the data and I don't seem to find anything worth bothering the Supreme Judge over.
@Kade Rivok, you are free to leave until further evidence is produced or you say you don't like chocolate. In which case, we might have to check your pulse and take you to the emergency room! ;D
Ah good. Sheriff, I think there's another beast in the waiting room. He said he was a criminal and should be arrested so I told him we'd deal with him as soon as possible.
*Is banging on the office doors.*
I never said I was a criminal! Let me OUT OF HEEEEERREEE!!!
Well, good work Teer, It's always good to keep your eyes out for suspicious beasts! Now, Verdauga, relax. This is just prison. Nothing what so ever to worry about. How can we help you?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 12:47:39 AM
*Is banging on the office doors.*
I never said I was a criminal! Let me OUT OF HEEEEERREEE!!!
she ment One-eye.
Ah, Sheriff, that's not the criminal who was here earlier. Same species but different beast, I'm afraid.
I see. Happens to the best of us ;D Are there any charges against this fellow?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 12:47:39 AM
I never said I was a criminal! Let me OUT OF HEEEEERREEE!!!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 21, 2020, 01:19:08 AM
I see. Happens to the best of us ;D Are there any charges against this fellow?
Against Verdauga? Nah, he's trustworthy.
Oh, phew, you guys aren't trying to incarcerate me.
*Breathes a sigh of relief.*
The only possibly questionable thing about him is the fact that he has a lot of guns, though I don't think there are any laws against that in Hectaville, nor laws against spying on other beasts, which he also does, come to think of it.
Ironically, I only have a Thompson, B.A.R., and a 38 special snubnose revolver, and that's all from my PI business. Unless you're talking in real life, but still.
That's more guns than I have and I'm a deputy sheriff, I think.
Fair enough. I just sure hope spying on folks isn't illegal here in 'ville.
I hope so too. You're my husband, remember.
How could I forget? ^-^
I don't think you could. Sheriff, can I let Verdauga go now or do you want to detain him for questioning?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 01:16:17 AM
Ah, Sheriff, that's not the criminal who was here earlier. Same species but different beast, I'm afraid.
One-eye?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 02:01:44 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 01:16:17 AM
Ah, Sheriff, that's not the criminal who was here earlier. Same species but different beast, I'm afraid.
One-eye?
Potentially. Either that or Eb, I can't quite remember.
*Snoring intensifies.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 02:14:18 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 02:01:44 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 01:16:17 AM
Ah, Sheriff, that's not the criminal who was here earlier. Same species but different beast, I'm afraid.
One-eye?
Potentially. Either that or Eb, I can't quite remember.
Pffft! what are you gonna charge her for, eh? being a sweet person? a great friend? being good at RP? :laugh:
I don't know what the charges were but a wildcat definitely came in here and said they were a criminal and should probably be locked up.
*Wakes up.* It was Lass shape-shifted into a wildcat! *Immediately falls back asleep.*
*eyes widen* How could you, sister? *grabs Lass by the scruff and holds her firmly*
Wha- *screams in pain*
*is confused*
*struggles*
Le-*goes limp*
*quickly moves out of Kade's reach* Let her go, Teer. She's done nothing wrong.
*frowns* I take orders from the Sheriff, Eb. Apparently, she's a criminal, so I need to hold onto her until the Sheriff says otherwise.
Then I hope for your sake that the sheriff hurries up and orders you to release her, Teer.
*is unconscious*
I hope so too. She's my sister and I don't really want her to go to jail.
*Rolls over, snoring face first into the floor.*
*jumps out of the way*
*is trying to wake up *
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 01:39:11 AM
The only possibly questionable thing about him is the fact that he has a lot of guns, though I don't think there are any laws against that in Hectaville, nor laws against spying on other beasts, which he also does, come to think of it.
The first one can be explained by being American, as for the second... well, the guests do that all the time.
I know but the guests aren't allowed to post. Besides, is it legal to carry arms in Hectaville? Had Martin been American, he still wouldn't have got away scott free for carrying arms in Mossflower, so why should Hectaville be any different? Americanism isn't a legitimate excuse.
That and not all Americans own guns, like guns or are even allowed to have guns depending on their place of residence.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 12:46:06 PM
I know but the guests aren't allowed to post. Besides, is it legal to carry arms in Hectaville? Had Martin been American, he still wouldn't have got away scott free for carrying arms in Mossflower, so why should Hectaville be any different? Americanism isn't a legitimate excuse.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 21, 2020, 02:56:23 PM
That and not all Americans own guns, like guns or are even allowed to have guns depending on their place of residence.
Exactly. (It is kind of stereotypical Americaness to have a gun though)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 03:36:46 AM
*frowns* I take orders from the Sheriff, Eb. Apparently, she's a criminal, so I need to hold onto her until the Sheriff says otherwise.
@shisteer of nothing much It is alright for you to release this young otter maiden. I don't think she's done anything criminal :D
*releases Lass* Yeah, Boss. What about Verdauga?
*Looks at Keva*
*Dons hat and coat.*
Lissen, I got a case to crack. Now that the pleasantries are out o' the way, whydon'I say "Yonara".
*drops and rolls to stop bones from breaking. stands up* anyways, I got the muffins you asked for...*hands Keva a box of muffins*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 22, 2020, 02:47:31 AM
*Dons hat and coat.*
Lissen, I got a case to crack. Now that the pleasantries are out o' the way, whydon'I say "Yonara".
Alright, I'll come get you if the Sheriff needs you. See ya, darling. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
>_>
Ew.
*Was going to make a comment, then decided to not.*
XD
makes sense...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 22, 2020, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 22, 2020, 02:47:31 AM
*Dons hat and coat.*
Lissen, I got a case to crack. Now that the pleasantries are out o' the way, whydon'I say "Yonara".
Alright, I'll come get you if the Sheriff needs you. See ya, darling. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
This isn't usually what happens to our suspects ;D
One-eye, are you still here?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 23, 2020, 01:59:26 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 22, 2020, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 22, 2020, 02:47:31 AM
*Dons hat and coat.*
Lissen, I got a case to crack. Now that the pleasantries are out o' the way, whydon'I say "Yonara".
Alright, I'll come get you if the Sheriff needs you. See ya, darling. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
This isn't usually what happens to our suspects ;D
Ah, sorry, Sheriff. *straightens jacket* Husband and all that.
they think you killed somebeast.
<_<
>_>
...perhaps
Was it Mr. Tinklegreen from Portly Avenue?
No.
*squints* Hmmm... *takes notes* Hair colour?
Uhhhh... no idea
Eye colour?
No idea
Weapon used?
Take a guess
Anywho, take a set..
Nope. I have no idea.
Oh. *takes further notes*
*wipers to Keva* I'd say he was as drunk as a Cellar hog at the time...
You're going to die when he comes back, Lass.
Well, that's just great! who's gonna give Hoiho head scratches now!?!
I will.
Okay, good, will go on GvsG and CAHAPBMP too?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 05:30:26 AM
Weapon used?
Professor Plum with the candlestick in the library. Either that or the butler did it.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 23, 2020, 07:06:46 AM
Okay, good, will you go on GvsG and CAHAPBMP too?
I will.
I meant Ebby needs to help you...
Nah, the evidence is clear. Some kind of missile was used. This may be a case for GEI.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 22, 2020, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 22, 2020, 02:47:31 AM
*Dons hat and coat.*
Lissen, I got a case to crack. Now that the pleasantries are out o' the way, whydon'I say "Yonara".
Alright, I'll come get you if the Sheriff needs you. See ya, darling. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
*Is about to leave the office with a massive grin on my face when I hear my company mentioned.*
*Peeks head through the doorway.* Any o' you need help?
That is very cute, I appreciate you, Verdie.
That comment is suspect.
Every comment is suspect. Who knows what evil plots and secret messages are being passed along or conceived?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 23, 2020, 01:17:58 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 22, 2020, 08:07:04 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 22, 2020, 02:47:31 AM
*Dons hat and coat.*
Lissen, I got a case to crack. Now that the pleasantries are out o' the way, whydon'I say "Yonara".
Alright, I'll come get you if the Sheriff needs you. See ya, darling. *kisses Verdauga's nose*
*Is about to leave the office with a massive grin on my face when I hear my company mentioned.*
*Peeks head through the doorway.* Any o' you need help?
Yeah, actually. We need to find out who killed Mr. Tinklegreen from Portly Avenue, what weapon was used and where the murderer is.
*Fishes out a notepad and scribbles the info down.*
I'll see what I c'n do.
Excellent! So, what new evidence have u found on the poor beast that was assumed murdered?
I was killed...but now I'm alive again...by the power of POWERPLAYING...
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on April 24, 2020, 02:06:23 AM
Excellent! So, what new evidence have u found on the poor beast that was assumed murdered?
Sheriff, give him time. He'll come up with something.
*Stares at Lass, smiling winningly.*
*moves to the opposite side of the room* Please don't.
*Turns winning smile upon Eb.*
*Puts crime scene tape over Kade's mouth.*
*whimpers and hides head under cloak*
*waves to Kade* Hello, Kade!
*is hiding*
*pats Ebby' head*
*Is getting the willies*
*Calls from the morgue.*
She means she's getting inexplicably frightened.
Ah, see. Thanks. *mutters under breath* Americans and their strange terms for things.
*Puts papers in desk*
*continues muttering about crazy Americans and their strange language*
*would also mutter about crazy Americans and their strange language but is currently hiding*
*Gives everybeast wet willies before dashing off, cackling.*
That's mean! You're mean! This is mean! That is disgusting.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 28, 2020, 01:03:14 AM
Ah, see. Thanks. *mutters under breath* Americans and their strange terms for things.
It's not
that strange.
Sheriff, I need to pop out on a short errand. I'll be back soon.
*Comes back from the morgue.*
It appears the vic got clonked by a heavy object. Can't tell which one yet, though.
*Leaves the office.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 28, 2020, 04:37:00 AM
*Gives everybeast wet willies before dashing off, cackling.*
Thank you....?
*Is dashing away, post haste.*
*Puts out foot and trips Kade* Whoops. ;D
*Is already long gone. Nyeh.*
*My foot was also long gone, thus, Kade still tripped over it.* Boom. ^-^
*Nopesiedoodle.*
*Yepsydaisy*
This is amusing.
*Has vanished from the face of the thread.*
Hah, nice.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 05:59:14 AM
*Has vanished from the face of the thread.*
Yes, you are in it's paw now.
*The Paw tightens its grip on Kade*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 28, 2020, 03:15:22 PM
*Comes back from the morgue.*
It appears the vic got clonked by a heavy object. Can't tell which one yet, though.
*Leaves the office.*
Thanks for the update, dearest. *realises Verdauga has left the office* Please don't be late for dinner this time, darling.
(Phew, got away safely)
*Raises eyebrow* But did you really?
Most likely.
Nopey ;)
Omnipotence.
*Re-enters the office with a slightly damaged coat and mashed hat.*
*Holds up a large paper bag.*
Found the murder weapon. Aaaaannnddd...
*Pulls a small ferret into the doorway for the others to see.*
... the perp who done it.
Wow, good work. Now we just need the Sherrif to pass judgement on this criminal.
T'anks.
*Pushes the felon inside and shove him into a chair.*
*paw-cuffs ferret* What do you have to say for yourself? How dare you kill a nice old man like that.
B-b-b-b-but I dinn't kill 'im! 'Onest
*Gives Verdauga the stinkeye.*
This crook here is tryin' to pin it on me! I'm pretty sure 'e did it!
(As a side note, I cannot see the different font.)
(I can see it)
Hah, so you say! You expect me to believe a murderer over the detective I've hired several times? His word has been proven. Your word is worthless.
B-but why's 'e tryin' to frame me for this? I don' even know who died!
*Scowls at Verdauga* Lousy, two-bit detective! Why dontchu jus' do yer job, 'stead o' roughin' up the firs' ferret y'see!
*cuffs ferret over the ears* Don't you talk to others like that. Behave yourself or it'll get worse for you.
Stop it, Teer! Verdauga, what's your proof?
*Cowers from Teer.* Stahpit! I don't even know what's in the bag! How could I've killed someone wit' it!
*Gestures to the paper bag.*Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 09, 2020, 09:38:57 PM
Stop it, Teer! Verdauga, what's your proof?
*Nods to the bag.* The murder weapon. He apparently tried to shoot the poor guy, but missed and beat him t'death instead.
Anybody can say something. Actions speak louder than words, mate. What's your name?
M-M-My name?
*Stammers for a bit.* Jay Moros. An' I'm innocent!
(I'm going to log off, and see if that fixes my problem.)
Jay Moros, pleased to meet you. If you're so innocent, where were you on the sixteenth at nine thirty post meridian?
I was at home! Alone!
*Points to Verdauga.* You really believe this dirtbag?
*eyes narrow as a snarl rumbles forth* Yes, I believe him. Stop calling him names if you value your life.
*Flinches.* Okay, Okay! I won't!
Good. Now, since you want me to give you a fair chance, what's your mother's phone number?
What!?!?! I aint gonna give you her number! I'm gonna leave unless I see th' evidence yer accusin' me on!
You may see the evidence but only after you have given us your mother's number...
@Verdauga I assume you do have evidence.....right?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 09, 2020, 09:25:10 PM
(I can see it)
Hah, so you say! You expect me to believe a murderer over the detective I've hired several times? His word has been proven. Your word is worthless.
Yes, he does.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 10:40:22 PM
What!?!?! I aint gonna give you her number! I'm gonna leave unless I see th' evidence yer accusin' me on!
Look, bud, you're not leaving here unless we get evidence that you're
not the criminal. Give me your mother's number so we can get her word on how trustworthy or otherwise you are. I also want the contacts of all previous or current employers.
Errrggh! Fine! Gimme a piece of paper!
*Leans close to Shisteer.* I already checked out his employers. He's a so-so employee, actually.
*paws Jay a piece of paper and a pen*
Maybe, but I might as well hear it straight from them. This guy's convinced you've got something to gain from getting him locked up, so he'll dismiss anything you say anyway. He can't argue with his own mother.
*Writes the numbers down.* There! Ya happy now?!?
I might be. *takes paper and stows it in pocket* Just wait here a while, I'll be back. *goes into another room to make phone calls*
*Scowls at Teer as she leaves, then turns glare at Verdauga and Keva.* So yer jest gonna keep me here, wit a bunch of peeps I don't know, on a bunch of trumped up charges?!
*Eats donut, sits down and puts feet on desk* Probably.
*Sleep walks back into the office.*
*Waits for the front of Kade to arrive *
Hah!
*makes sure to stay out of Kade's way until he wakes up*
*Begins gnawing on a nearby chair, still asleep.*
*tail fluffs up in fear* *climbs onto a curtain rail, just to be safe*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 14, 2020, 01:51:41 PM
*Scowls at Teer as she leaves, then turns glare at Verdauga and Keva.* So yer jest gonna keep me here, wit a bunch of peeps I don't know, on a bunch of trumped up charges?!
Precisely my good fellow ^-^ Would u like us to throw in some more peeps to keep u company?
No!!] I demand t'see the evidence!!
*Begins sleep walking towards the yelling creature, having finished eating the chair he'd been gnawing on.*
I have been charged with 150 accounts of homicide, 127 accounts of arson, 50 accounts of robbery, 42 accounts of assault, and one account of impersonating the president.
You had 150 Mums? o.O
...no.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 22, 2020, 02:43:31 AM
I have been charged with 150 accounts of homicide, 127 accounts of arson, 50 accounts of robbery, 42 accounts of assault, and one account of impersonating the president.
Assault is not the answer.
Violence is never the answer.
(Avatar reference?)
No.
(Oh. It sounded like something Aang said.)
Assault is not the answer.
Violence is never the answer.
[/quote]Agree to disagree.
*comes back into room* After making some phone calls with your contacts, I have discovered that you are certainly guilty, and you either have a really bad memory or were purposely trying to decide me, since half of those people you gave me the phone numbers for had never heard of you.
*Accidentally begins throwing the perp about.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/FgJbAcKy4wwBa/giphy.gif)
...what?
*Accidentally defenestrates the perp.*
*Throws Kade behind bars*
*Walks around them.*
*looks up from The Silmarillion* Huh. You know, the first bit of The Silmarillion sounds very much like the first bit of Genesis.
Do you think that that's intentional?
Partly, although Tolkien insisted that his work was not an allegory.
*dials number* Hello, I'd like to speak to the manager if this establishment. I just want to discuss one of his former workers.
*Creepy voice comes through the phone.* You're going to die in seven dayssss....
Well, that's inconvenient. Can't you wait till after SoHeNoWriMo?
*You hear a click and the line goes dead.*
*walks back into main office* From the evidence I've gathered, your word means very little. Verdauga, well done for catching this criminal.
*The criminal in question has been defenestrated out of the office by the sleeping Otterbadger.*
*line face*
I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.
Friggin oi, perp is short for perpetrator.
Maybe next time you should just not be lazy and type out the whole word. It's less likely to cause confusion.
It's an old fashioned term that detectives and the such use(d), but is still well known in the modern day.
I'll take your word for it.
Look it up -_-
The term perpetrator is not unfamiliar to me, just the use of the first four letters and a full stop didn't immediately register in my mind as a shortened form of that word.
I know, I meant look up "perp". It's a thing.
Meh. There is no need, now, since you already told me.
Meh yourself
Alright then. Can you please undefenestrate the perp.?
(Technically I'm still asleep. All my previous text should have been in () <_< )
*line face*
Can somebeast who doesn't have to get off the forum right now please put that whole conversation into the Funny Posts Collection? Thanks.
Nope...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 06:48:58 PM
I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.
He could use it too.
Relax, the windows have bars on them. He hasn't gone anywhere.
Good.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 04, 2020, 12:51:40 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 06:48:58 PM
I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.
He could use it too.
I feel like that's somewhat rude. Are you saying that it would improve the Pope if he was thrown out the window?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 04, 2020, 12:51:40 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 06:48:58 PM
I wasn't familiar with the term 'perp' and interpreted it as 'pope'.
He could use it too.
Relax, the windows have bars on them. He hasn't gone anywhere.
(It happened in the past, you can't change that. Just go outside and get him -_-)
>_< *Goes outside and brings the weasel, who looks even more deranged than he did the first time.*
*Wakes up.* WHERE AM I?!
You're in jail. :P
(I mean, so am I, but let's not talk about that.)
*Shakes head.* Oh man, not again....
(Heh)
*Tilts head and looks at Kade.*
Do you take sleeping pills?
Nah, I just bang my head against a wall until I go night-night.
O_o
That... works... I guess.
Just kidding. I have the amazing ability to fall asleep any time of the day, no matter what. Sometimes, though, the ability kicks in on its own.
Oh! Had me worried there.
. . . .
Though, the headbanging would explain your soporic escapades....
My sopor.... what did I do?
*Points to bent window-bars.*
Just nearly kill the suspect.
What a suspect thing to do....
*Looks over at the traumatized weasel.*
He thinks so.
*Walks over to the weasel.* Why hello there! Have you ever wanted to fly?
*The suspect shies away from Kade.*
*Calls from other room.* He might've already had that experience.
I mean, I guess, but I more meant like through the sky!
Somebeast please put this all in the Funny Posts Topic. :laugh:
I already asked them to, but I was rudely ignored.
Involved parties are not allowed to, by law. And where else should we uphold the law, but in the sheriff's office?
The Court House.
Are you kidding? Seb runs that place. The last thing on peoples minds there is law and order -_-
Pffft..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:03:41 PM
Are you kidding? Seb runs that place. The last thing on peoples minds there is law and order -_-
This forum is chaos. What do you expect?
*leans face close to the criminal* You're definitely guilty, Jay Moros. No denying it. I talked to your mother and she's furious.
(Also, he's supposed to be a ferret)
(Thanks. I'll modify the posts when I have time.
I won't.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:03:41 PM
Are you kidding? Seb runs that place. The last thing on peoples minds there is law and order -_-
How does that effect anything?
That was a reply to the posts before that, duuuuuuuuh
I know, but what does this:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:03:41 PM
Seb runs that place.
have anything to do with this:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:03:41 PM
The last thing on peoples minds there is law and order
-_-
(Line face :laugh:)
^-^
Hehehe!
Y'all are silly
And proud of it! ^-^
*MEGA pokes*
*gathps*
*Gasps*
C:-)
*Le bump*
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FOXES ARE SO CUTE!
@Kade, can we get a fox as well as a red panda? Please?
Spoiler
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*dies from overexposure to pure cuteness*
Added some more. ^-^
(YOU'RE SO MEAN! That movie is really sad. :'()
(Yeah... :'( It is...)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 09:27:03 PM
FOXES ARE SO CUTE! @Kade, can we get a fox as well as a red panda? Please?
But of course! Anything for you, sweetie ^-^
Kade, can I have a pet dog?
Sure, go for it. I'm sure your parents won't mind.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 09:50:04 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 09:27:03 PM
FOXES ARE SO CUTE! @Kade, can we get a fox as well as a red panda? Please?
But of course! Anything for you, sweetie ^-^
*squeaks happily* Thankee!
*Names the dog "Copper"*
What should the fox's name be, Kade?
Well, we need to go and "adopt" one first. We couldn't possibly name the dear until we have it. ^-^
...where will we find a fox?
*draws the happy family*
You, Kade, the fox and the panda, obviously.
Red panda, specifically.
It doesn't work if it isn't a Red Panda.
*Brings Copper to my other dog, Old Chief*
*Trains both of them to be Police Dogs*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 07:02:17 PM
It doesn't work if it isn't a Red Panda.
^ What he said.
I see.
Good.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 07:08:09 PM
*Brings Copper to my other dog, Old Chief*
*Trains both of them to be Police Dogs*
Awww
Indeed, much cuteness.
Oh lookie! Police dogs! Excellent work. All we need now is to find/build them a place to live!
*Singlepawdly lifts up a single board* Let's get started. How's crime been?
/me shoots pew-pew guns
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 30, 2020, 04:57:53 AM
*Singlepawdly lifts up a single board* Let's get started. How's crime been?
Concrete first, silly. *begins shoveling builder's mix into the concrete mixer*
M'kay. I'll start with the roof!
*Looks around at all my fine deputies* I think you all deserve a national day of a appreciation for the wonderful service you've done!
That would be nice.
Unfortunately, with all that nonsense in America, such things are hard to get.
Well it all starts with one person! So let's give it a go! I'm open to ideas, refreshments, games and the likes!
I know! *said from outside* Let's play cops and robbers ^-^
Ooh! I like that! Hmm...who could we possibly find to play the robbers though?
Oooooooooh, me, me, me!
You could pay someone to do it. No fixed price, just whatever they can steal.
Sounds like you are applying
@Booklover! Interested?
Can I be an innocent pedestrian that gets caught in the crossfire?
Nobody has filled that position yet so I don't see why not! Welcome aboard!
Woo!
*Grabs some face paint from the cupboard* This should be fun!
What's, uh, what's that for?
We're going swimming! *Dives into paint*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 26, 2021, 10:23:43 PM
Sounds like you are applying @Booklover! Interested?
Are you implying that I would steal something? How dare you! I am an honest, innocent citizen of our
terrible fine nation!
*Misread that as fire nation *
Heh!
I'm not a AtlA geek, your face is AtlA geek!
*Runs to the nearest mirror*
*The mirror runs away.*
*the mirror trips on a banana peel*
*The mirror shatters and dies*
*Glues the mirror back together*
Quote from: Booklover on February 27, 2021, 03:03:40 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 26, 2021, 10:23:43 PM
Sounds like you are applying @Booklover! Interested?
Are you implying that I would steal something? How dare you! I am an honest, innocent citizen of our terrible fine nation!
It's more like glorified borrowingXD
Borrowing without returning. I would never do that.
Unless I got a really good book from a library and didn't want to return it.Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2021, 07:26:26 PM
*Misread that as fire nation *
So did I, just now. Never seen Avatar.
Well, you can return it when we are finished with the game if that sounds better ^-^
Still no.
Guess I'll play the robber then! *Puts on face paint*
(I know you said face paint instead of a mask, but I'll make the joke anyway)
You realise the criminals are the ones who don't wear masks, not the ones who do?
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2021, 06:15:58 PM
Borrowing without returning. I would never do that. Unless I got a really good book from a library and didn't want to return it.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 27, 2021, 07:26:26 PM
*Misread that as fire nation *
So did I, just now. Never seen Avatar.
Bookie, this is like when we nagged you to watch the princess bride. Avatar is SO GOOD.
Not quite. I'd read Princess Bride and it would be inconceivable not to watch it eventually.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 04, 2021, 06:20:35 PM
Guess I'll play the robber then! *Puts on face paint*
*chases Keva*