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Title: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 06:13:00 PM

This is not a ship. This topic is for enlightening all you smoothbrains that didn't realize it already:
Kade Rivok and The Skarzs are the same person.

I made it so obvious, yet you never knew.

My cleverness is unrivaled.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 06:19:03 PM

It's true, and the fact that nobody noticed is, quite frankly, hilarious.

Being this awesome is a blessing, and a curse.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Dannflower Reguba on July 21, 2020, 06:45:02 PM

So what you're saying is that we need to remove Kade as a duplicate account, gotcha. @Captain Tammo

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 06:52:39 PM

*Squishes Dan.*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 08:41:57 PM

I think you misunderstand, Dan.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2020, 10:05:03 PM

No, he understands perfectly.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 10:09:38 PM

Lies.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 10:25:28 PM

*Squishes Dan again.*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 10:26:00 PM

Mm.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 10:58:26 PM

Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on July 21, 2020, 06:45:02 PM
So what you're saying is that we need to remove Kade as a duplicate account, gotcha. @Captain Tammo

HAH!!!!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Captain Tammo on July 21, 2020, 11:36:59 PM

Two.... accounts....?!

REEEEEEEE!!!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2020, 11:41:02 PM

Skarzs is quite a wicked beast.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 22, 2020, 12:37:54 AM

I knew it all along. ;D

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 22, 2020, 12:50:49 AM

Quote from: Captain Tammo on July 21, 2020, 11:36:59 PM
Two.... accounts....?!

REEEEEEEE!!!

My power is great.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 01:24:52 AM

*Peels Dan off my fist.* Too great, some might say.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: lass of something much on July 22, 2020, 02:43:21 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 10:25:28 PM
*Squishes Dan again.*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 06:52:39 PM
*Squishes Dan.*

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 01:24:52 AM
*Peels Dan off my fist.* Too great, some might say.

Why are you being so mean to Dan? He hasn't even entered this thread!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on July 22, 2020, 04:04:28 AM

Quote from: Captain Tammo on July 21, 2020, 11:36:59 PM
Two.... accounts....?!

REEEEEEEE!!!

Ok, I just got off reddit and I have decided that having mods tghat don't remove everything is an amazing thing.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 04:19:17 AM

Quote from: lass of something much on July 22, 2020, 02:43:21 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 10:25:28 PM
*Squishes Dan again.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 06:52:39 PM
*Squishes Dan.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 01:24:52 AM
*Peels Dan off my fist.* Too great, some might say.
Why are you being so mean to Dan? He hasn't even entered this thread!

The Dan that is in this thread, tiny one.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: lass of something much on July 22, 2020, 04:26:09 AM

I AM NOT TINY!!!!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 22, 2020, 04:44:54 AM

My apologies. You are smol.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 22, 2020, 06:41:54 AM

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 01:24:52 AM
*Peels Dan off my fist.* Too great, some might say.

Are you rebelling against yourself? I feel for you.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: lass of something much on July 22, 2020, 07:15:11 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 22, 2020, 04:44:54 AM
My apologies. You are smol.

I AM NOT!!!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 22, 2020, 07:18:01 AM

Not compared to some. *looks at @Ebantu the Kararehe *

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 22, 2020, 02:51:13 PM

You are all smol compared to me.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 02:54:20 PM

A speck beside a mountain.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 22, 2020, 08:06:23 PM

A grain of sand.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 05:24:31 AM

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 22, 2020, 07:18:01 AM
Not compared to some. *looks at @Ebantu the Kararehe *

Both you and Lass are more smol than me. I am tol(ish).

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 23, 2020, 05:25:37 AM

I know. What has that got to do with anything?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 05:26:41 AM

Your post made me think that you were saying I am smol.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 02:26:55 PM

You are.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Captain Wortshire on July 23, 2020, 03:13:29 PM

How big are you guys anyway?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 04:52:04 PM

Yeah. That's what I was wondering - height specifically. :laugh: I don't think they'll give us an accurate answer, though.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 23, 2020, 06:05:31 PM

I am as big as I need to be.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 06:06:40 PM

Can you reach the cookie jar on the fridge?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 11:52:57 PM

I'm 5.5 ft.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Captain Wortshire on July 24, 2020, 01:10:28 AM

Can you at least stand on the USA?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 02:30:12 AM

I can stand on the USA. :laugh: I'm IN the USA. That's like saying can you stand on ground. :P

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 11:52:57 PM
I'm 5.5 ft.

Oh, nice! I'm a bit taller than ya, then.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 24, 2020, 02:35:27 AM

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 06:06:40 PM
Can you reach the cookie jar on the fridge?

Obviously.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 02:38:12 AM

Even if the fridge is in a tiny mouse sized hole?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 03:00:56 AM

Easily.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 04:05:01 AM

You know, if y'all are the same person, I see a lot of double posting in this topic. >.>

*Clicks "report to moderator button"*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 24, 2020, 05:39:15 AM

Shame on those 2n1 sheepish-lime-greens. >8(

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Captain Wortshire on July 24, 2020, 05:55:48 AM

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 02:30:12 AM
I can stand on the USA. :laugh: I'm IN the USA. That's like saying can you stand on ground. :P

I mean if you take a step back, is your foot still in America, or are you stepping on Europe or something.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:10:38 AM

It is now one of my missions in life to be taller than Kade. I have about an inch to go. ^-^

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 24, 2020, 07:57:51 AM

Somebody needs to make a ship topic!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 08:04:12 AM

For what?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 24, 2020, 09:05:27 AM

Skade, of course. And I mean an official one as well as this.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 09:34:34 AM

That's just wrong.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: lass of something much on July 24, 2020, 09:35:56 AM

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 23, 2020, 03:13:29 PM
How big are you guys anyway?

Who are you asking here?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Captain Wortshire on July 24, 2020, 11:19:47 AM

Skade

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:18:59 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 06:13:00 PM
This is not a ship. This topic is for enlightening all you smoothbrains that didn't realize it already:
Kade Rivok and The Skarzs are the same person.

I made it so obvious, yet you never knew.

My cleverness is unrivaled.

See first sentence.

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:10:38 AM
It is now one of my missions in life to be taller than Kade. I have about an inch to go. ^-^

Mallet.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 03:36:40 PM

Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:10:38 AM
It is now one of my missions in life to be taller than Kade. I have about an inch to go. ^-^

*Begins cheering* Go! Go! Go!

Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 24, 2020, 07:57:51 AM
Somebody needs to make a ship topic!

Nope. :P Not gonna happen.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 24, 2020, 05:00:16 PM

She cannot.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:47:37 PM

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:18:59 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:10:38 AM
It is now one of my missions in life to be taller than Kade. I have about an inch to go. ^-^

Mallet.

Are you saying I sould use a mallet on you so I don't have to grow anymore or that you are going to use a mallet on me, should I reach your height?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 07:51:14 PM

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 24, 2020, 07:52:52 PM

The...the second one? *swallows nervously* Oh, well, isn't it a good thing I've almost stopped growing!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 10:15:07 PM

0.o

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 24, 2020, 10:49:52 PM

Mm.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 11:07:58 PM

*Gives Eb a helmet*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 25, 2020, 12:45:12 AM

Nothing will protect you from the mallet.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: shisteer of nothing much on July 25, 2020, 12:49:36 AM

The taniwha might.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Captain Wortshire on July 25, 2020, 12:51:05 AM

(https://psmedia.playstation.com/is/image/psmedia/nioh-2-enemies-column-image-01-en-25feb20_1582717761929?$Icon$)

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2020, 01:31:51 AM

^Yours truly when I first wake in the morning.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 25, 2020, 02:40:39 AM

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 24, 2020, 02:18:59 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 21, 2020, 06:13:00 PM
This is not a ship. This topic is for enlightening all you smoothbrains that didn't realize it already:
Kade Rivok and The Skarzs are the same person.

I made it so obvious, yet you never knew.

My cleverness is unrivaled.

See first sentence.

It was going to happen, you know... As soon as you made this thread, it was pretty much guaranteed.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Shadow of Korriban on July 25, 2020, 02:44:36 AM

@Ebantu the Kararehe, all you have to do is go back 200 years or so, and you will feel like a giant!

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 25, 2020, 03:16:24 AM

You cannot ship a person with himself.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: lass of something much on July 25, 2020, 05:45:44 AM

Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2020, 01:31:51 AM
^Yours truly when I first wake in the morning.

*Giggles*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 25, 2020, 07:22:30 AM

Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 25, 2020, 02:44:36 AM
@Ebantu the Kararehe, all you have to do is go back 200 years or so, and you will feel like a giant!

I'm afraid I don't understand...

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 25, 2020, 08:31:23 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 25, 2020, 03:16:24 AM
You cannot ship a person with himself.

As if that's ever stopped anyone.... *Goes off to make a ship topic*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Verdauga on July 25, 2020, 05:45:46 PM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 22, 2020, 02:51:13 PM
You are all smol compared to me.

*Is, quite happily, around the same height as Skarzs.*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: The Skarzs on July 25, 2020, 05:54:19 PM

Mm.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2020, 06:33:29 PM

Quote from: lass of something much on July 25, 2020, 05:45:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2020, 01:31:51 AM
^Yours truly when I first wake in the morning.
*Giggles*

^-^

Edit: I'm too lazy to find the Funny Posts Collection thread, so I'll put this here.

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 27, 2020, 02:41:52 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-20-2015/Mr2S_H.gif)

The topic it was in was why I thought it was so hilarious. :laugh:

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on September 21, 2020, 07:18:06 PM

Pleabians.

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2020, 07:19:16 PM

*Slow clap*

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: One-Eye the wildcat on September 21, 2020, 07:25:09 PM

Wait, if Skarzs and Kade are the same person, does this mean Kade is the leader of the Cellars Mafia?

Title: Re: Skade.
Post by: Kade Rivok on June 15, 2021, 08:05:43 PM

Heh

Redwall Abbey

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