A tall white gate stands in your way, fairylights light the path.
The gate is unlocked, and it swings open, reveling a massive yard lit with white and gold fairy lights.
Tall trees line the sides, and dinos stand at each end.
To the left is a beautiful rose garden and lake, then to the far right is a tall pine forest, with food tables and large speakers, as well as a drinks bar.
Next to you is a stage, with a DJ deck on it, and a few mics, and stands, around it are two more large speakers.
Over head are large metal poles reaching far across the yard, they have fairylights wound around them.
In the middle is a dance floor, chairs lining the edge of the yard.
Hello! And welcome to this year's prom! (I was gonna wait till spring, but then I realized it was already past for a lot of you :P)
*Gets up on stage, and sits at the trapset*
"What kind of music are we going for?"
How about an up beat background song to start with. Dancing hasn't started up yet..
"I don't know about a song but..."
*Plays upbeat rock, and pop beats with lots of solos on the drums...*
*Nods along*
Nice choice, though you might wanna turn the volume down...
Oooh shoot.... Woops, I forgot to ask anyone to go with me....Ah well. Too late now!
Plus I should probably focus more on keeping monsters away from the prom grounds/my back yard...
*Rashes off to sort some things out*
*An M12 Warthog with a bluesteel camo paintjob pulls up in front of the gate and a red squirrel in newly polished armor hops out of it*
:-[
*scurries up a tree to hide*
*A wheelbarrow rolls up and I hop out of it* *I creep over to the bar and prepare to serve drinks*
"This time, Russa, please don't drink anything Scott gives you!" :-|
*Steps along her branch, and gets caught in the strap she set for goblins.*
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Is now hanging from the tree upside down, with thick elven rope hiding all but her tail tip and head*
Oh....Uh.....Hi, Scott.....Fancy meeting you here............
....Yeah....I'm just gonna....Ya know....Hang around......
*Falls out of a portal*
Evening, everyone. I brought beer.
:o *Releases Lass*
*Waits for
@Bookie and
@Kade to show up...*
*Continues playing drums...*
*arrives* (with no fanfare or anything at all)
*climbs tree to drink and watch the proceedings*
*Falls on her face*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 13, 2021, 03:08:30 PM
*Falls out of a portal*
Evening, everyone. I brought beer.
(What are you, a Witcher?)
*Shows up in swimming trunks with palm trees patterned across the material and a holster on each hip for his Enchanted Fork and Magical Spoon.* Behold! It is I! *Waves at Ally and dances over to the bar.* Heya Russa, got any Bundaberg Ginger Beer?
*Hides from the of-age people.*
(Though I am "of-age", ginger beer is non-alcoholic ^-^)
*I see.*
*Attempts to roll over*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 14, 2021, 03:43:24 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 13, 2021, 03:08:30 PM
*Falls out of a portal*
Evening, everyone. I brought beer.
(What are you, a Witcher?)
*Shows up in swimming trunks with palm trees patterned across the material and a holster on each hip for his Enchanted Fork and Magical Spoon.* Behold! It is I! *Waves at Ally and dances over to the bar.* Heya Russa, got any Bundaberg Ginger Beer?
Possibly.
Quote from: Kade*Waves at Ally and dances over to the bar.*
"Oh hi Kade!" ;D
"Can you see if there is any hard lemonade for me?"
Mmhmm, sure. *Looks at Russa.* And do you have any regular lemonade?
*There is a bright flash of light*
(https://i.imgur.com/QWiNwJA.gif?noredirect)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 15, 2021, 04:27:49 AM
Mmhmm, sure. *Looks at Russa.* And do you have any regular lemonade?
OOC: What was that for?
OOC: *Shrugs* I have no idea how old you are, so I figured I'd play it safe with the alcohol ^_^ Not that it really matters, I suppose
OOC: I actually don't like regular lemonade...often, it's way too sweet :P
OOC: Nah, it's way too bitter. :P
OOC: We must have differed experiences
*Arrives in a suit with polished shoes and a mustache*
My, that suit has such nice shoes and quite the mustache. Oh, and there's Seb m'boy too!
*The lad, who only ever wanted to impress his father, was visibly saddened as his bubble was popped*
Heh!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 14, 2021, 03:43:24 PM
*Shows up in swimming trunks with palm trees patterned across the material and a holster on each hip for his Enchanted Fork and Magical Spoon.* Behold! It is I! *Waves at Ally and dances over to the bar.* Heya Russa, got any Bundaberg Ginger Beer?
I do indeed. *Grabs a ginger beer from a fridge and slides it across the counter to Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 15, 2021, 04:27:49 AM
Mmhmm, sure. *Looks at Russa.* And do you have any regular lemonade?
Comin' right up! *Slides Kade a lemonade*
-_-
wha?
*arrives and looks around for somebeast to dance with*
*Magics self into invisibility*
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12195.msg891460#msg891460
-_-
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 16, 2021, 11:58:20 AM
Heh!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 14, 2021, 03:43:24 PM
*Shows up in swimming trunks with palm trees patterned across the material and a holster on each hip for his Enchanted Fork and Magical Spoon.* Behold! It is I! *Waves at Ally and dances over to the bar.* Heya Russa, got any Bundaberg Ginger Beer?
I do indeed. *Grabs a ginger beer from a fridge and slides it across the counter to Kade*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 15, 2021, 04:27:49 AM
Mmhmm, sure. *Looks at Russa.* And do you have any regular lemonade?
Comin' right up! *Slides Kade a lemonade*
Thanks Rus, you're the best. *Unholsters his magical spoon and stirs it a few times in the lemonade, magically de-sweetening it, before heading over and handing it to Ally.* There ya go.
*Sets up a table in the corner and dumps all the bottles of whisky on it*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2021, 02:32:42 PM
*Steps along her branch, and gets caught in the strap she set for goblins.*
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Is now hanging from the tree upside down, with thick elven rope hiding all but her tail tip and head*
Oh....Uh.....Hi, Scott.....Fancy meeting you here............
....Yeah....I'm just gonna....Ya know....Hang around......
Hi, Lass!
uhhhhhhhh
......Wut?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on June 17, 2021, 06:49:43 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2021, 02:32:42 PM
*Steps along her branch, and gets caught in the strap she set for goblins.*
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
*Is now hanging from the tree upside down, with thick elven rope hiding all but her tail tip and head*
Oh....Uh.....Hi, Scott.....Fancy meeting you here............
....Yeah....I'm just gonna....Ya know....Hang around......
Hi, Lass!
Heeeeeyyy... *Waves her tail in greeting...Or tries to*
__O__
|
/\
Excuse me, we are not in 2016
haha i draw stikman
*Sneezes awkwardly, making herself spin*
*Waves his enchanted fork and frees Lass from the trap in a way that doesn't make her fall face first on the ground.*
Quote from: Kade*Unholsters his magical spoon and stirs it a few times in the lemonade, magically de-sweetening it, before heading over and handing it to Ally.* There ya go.
Thnkz! *Tastes the lemonade...*. Hmmmmmm...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 18, 2021, 05:35:52 AM
*Waves his enchanted fork and frees Lass from the trap in a way that doesn't make her fall face first on the ground.*
Thaaank youuu!
*Dusts herself off*
So, Lass, remind me of what stuff there is available to do around here. I feel like I remember hearing that there's a pool around somewhere?
Is there? I might drown myself.
....Me too!
:o Not allowed!
..........................................................I'll deal with this after I get over depression..
*Leaves*
*dies*
...I feel like Verdie right now..
*Brings WT back to life, and does nothing to Ally because she did nothing wrong*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 19, 2021, 03:19:05 PM
..........................................................I'll deal with this after I get over depression..
If thou desirest, I can take over this for a bit.
T'ankee, but I think Imma keep up with this one, it's a good antidepressent.
*dives into the pool*
Eeeeep! I didn't know there were going to be sharks in here.
There is no pool.
*Returns with chocolate for everybeast*
*Hugs Lass* ^-^ "What chocolate do you like?"
I wanna pet one.
*Drinks lemonade behind the bar*
So, what are we supposed to be doing at this shindig?
Dancing? Chilling? Vibing? Chatting?
I'm terrible at all those things. I'll go for a swim then, since I'm already in my swimming trunks. *Belly flops into the water.*
*Felly bobs winto the iater*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2021, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 20, 2021, 02:14:41 PM
There is no pool.
Are there sharks?
No?....THIS IS MY BCK YARD FOR GOODNESS SAKE. I HAVE SNAKES NOT SHARKS!!
Also, Scott, maybe don't swim in full body armour..
*Is holding a baby snake*
That's dave.
Awwwwww ^-^
*Pats Dave* What a nice snake! You want some lemonade?
Nein!
*is now holding another baby snake...*
*Sneaks in and sits in the furthest corner*
*Is sus*
I kind of want to be a part of things without being a major part of things. :D
*Walks over and offers a baby snake...*
Hello, baby snake! :D Nice to meet you, but I hope you don't mind if I don't pat you...
"You don't loike the bebey sneks?!?!?!"
(
@MeadowR, your profile pic is adorable)
*Swims about, looking for sunken treasure.*
^ Thanks! It is indeed. Rosie drew it. :D
I do like bebey sneks, but I'm just not confident with going too near them. :o
Quote from: MeadowR on June 23, 2021, 03:01:59 PM
*Sneaks in and sits in the furthest corner*
You all good?
I'm somewhat settled. :D Just currently observing, from my corner, Ally showing off a baby snake and Kade swimming in the water.
*Surfaces.* Observing can be fun. I do a similar thing where I like to listen to people having a conversation.
...
...
Is that weird?
Is this still going? *Dances*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2021, 03:50:06 PM
*Surfaces.* Observing can be fun. I do a similar thing where I like to listen to people having a conversation.
...
...
Is that weird?
...
Yes
...
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on June 25, 2021, 01:42:56 AM
Is this still going? *Dances*
.....Yes
*Releases the bebey sneks into some tall weeds*
*Magically cleanses hands*
...
*Scans the area...*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 23, 2021, 10:26:45 AM
*Pats Dave* What a nice snake! You want some lemonade?
Quote from: Ally046 on June 23, 2021, 02:58:12 PM
Nein!
Oh...that's okay. I understand... *Goes to drink lemonade behind the bar*
*Blink,blink* *Doesent remember why I said that...*
*Walks awkwardly up to Russa...* "Sooooo...ummm..."
*Hands Ally a gallon of lemonade* Drink. ^-^
:o "Oh, uh...thnkz?" :-|
*Chugs half the lemonade* :o
^-^ "Having fun?"
*Finds a sunken treasure chest.* Glug glug! ("Oh boy!" but underwater)
*Plays some dancing music*
*Pulls Russa onto the dance floor*
"Come on Russa! Let's dance!"
*Dances to fast and out of rhythm*
*Dances terribly*
"Yes, Amazing!" :laugh:
*Dances over to Lass...*
"Can we have some faster jams later?"
*Dances clumsily back to Russa..*
*Drags treasure chest ashore.* Oh boy oh boy!
*Makes a beeline to the treasure chest.* Can I take a look, too? ;D
Sure can! ^-^
*Cracks open the chest and is met with a layer of seaweed.* Ugh, gotta dig through this I guess. Gimme a paw, Meadow!
*Grimaces at seaweed.* Well, okay... *gingerly picks up some of the seaweed and tries to sling it back into the water.*
So that's where Com hid the treasure from the treasure hunt... I think she may have gotten the clues mixed up..
There was a treasure hunt?
*"Accidentally" tosses some seaweed at Meadow and pulls something out of the chest.* Look! I found a... pirate-themed fidget spinner? Why?
I'm autistic, I like to fiddle....
*Pulls out a pirate-themed fiddle from the chest as well.* Oh, well have I got just the thing for you then!
Thaaaanks!
*Climbs onto the roof and starts playing a fast paced pirate jig*
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.sOdL7Kbux0s8rTh0xjRvKgHaKr?pid=ImgDet&rs=1.img)
*Cheers Lass on...* :laugh:
Woooo!
*Sneaks over to the bar...*
"Yeah! Go Lass!" :laugh:
Quote from: MeadowR on June 23, 2021, 03:08:10 PM
I kind of want to be a part of things without being a major part of things. :D
I have never related more to anybeast on this site. *sneaks in and observes proceedings from a tree several trees away from One-Eye's tree* Hello fellow introvertish-cat-person.
*Notices Eb, and walks over the tree*
"Heyo! Want anything to drink?" :laugh:
*smiles* Thanks. If you happen to have any lemon-lime-and-bitters, that would be amazing. (Btw, are we planning and posting outfits here, or not really?)
"Hmmmmmm...I'll go and see if we have the angostura bitters..." :-\
*Pokes around the bar*
"Er, Russa?"
(https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12129.0;topicseen ?)
*Repulsed, picks up the seaweed from her face and throws onto Kade's face* Blergh!!!! Some of it went in my mouth. Disgusting!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2021, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: MeadowR on June 23, 2021, 03:08:10 PM
I kind of want to be a part of things without being a major part of things. :D
I have never related more to anybeast on this site. *sneaks in and observes proceedings from a tree several trees away from One-Eye's tree* Hello fellow introvertish-cat-person.
;D
*Eats the seaweed.* It's just seaweed, ya silly!
*Digs through the chest some more and pulls out a pirate-themed frisbee.* Well, I can say I didn't expect this.
Still yuck!
As to the chest: Hmm, I'm sensing a bit of a theme here...
Yes, a... pirate theme, one might say.
You mean, everything is stolen?!?!?! :o
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2021, 04:10:36 AM
*smiles* Thanks. If you happen to have any lemon-lime-and-bitters, that would be amazing. (Btw, are we planning and posting outfits here, or not really?)
Quote from: Ally046 on June 30, 2021, 04:15:43 AM
"Hmmmmmm...I'll go and see if we have the angostura bitters..." :-\
*Pokes around the bar*
"Er, Russa?"
(https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12129.0;topicseen ?)
On it! *Digs around in the fridge for a minute* Ah! Here it is. *Slides Eb a lemon, lime and bitters*
Oh? Danke schoen! ^-^
Gesundheit.
*Big sigh* ::)
Ooooohhh, buuuuurrrnnnn!
You got burned?
*wakes up in the corner surrounded by whisky bottle where he was dozing this whole time*
What did I miss...
Everything.
Kay...
*goes back to sleep and starts dreaming of electric sheep...*
*throws a pie at Worty's face*
*a bolt of lightning strikes the pie, causing it to explode, splattering the contents everywhere*
*continues to dream of electric sheep...*
*Jumps off the roof and places the fiddle inside*
*Gently puts a blanket over Wortshire and starts cleaning up the pie so no one will slip*
Mmmmmnnnnn...
Thunder mutton........
zzzZZZZZZzzZzz...
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 02, 2021, 11:42:19 PM
*wakes up in the corner surrounded by whisky bottle where he was dozing this whole time*
What did I miss...
I slept through it too.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2021, 03:52:06 AM
*Jumps off the roof and places the fiddle inside*
*Inside what? The pie?*
Yes, of course the pie! Where else do you keep a fiddle!?!?!
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 04:42:02 PM
Yes, of course the pie! Where else do you keep a fiddle!?!?!
Under a pile of fritters...
Oh, I suppose...🤔
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 03, 2021, 02:41:45 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2021, 03:52:06 AM
*Jumps off the roof and places the fiddle inside*
*Inside what? The pie?*
...My house..?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 03, 2021, 05:58:41 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 04:42:02 PM
Yes, of course the pie! Where else do you keep a fiddle!?!?!
Under a pile of fritters...
Oh, you're awake! Sorry if I disturbed you..
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2021, 09:30:39 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 03, 2021, 05:58:41 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 04:42:02 PM
Yes, of course the pie! Where else do you keep a fiddle!?!?!
Under a pile of fritters...
Oh, you're awake! Sorry if I disturbed you..
It's no big problem...
I wasn't really sleeping anyways...
Just keeping my eyes shut...
Listening...
Nothing creepy about that...*Averts eyes*
By the way, are there any apple fritters here?
Mmmmnot sure, but we've got hot apple turnovers
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 03, 2021, 10:39:23 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 03, 2021, 09:30:39 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 03, 2021, 05:58:41 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 04:42:02 PM
Yes, of course the pie! Where else do you keep a fiddle!?!?!
Under a pile of fritters...
Oh, you're awake! Sorry if I disturbed you..
It's no big problem...
I wasn't really sleeping anyways...
Just keeping my eyes shut...
Listening...
...
...
....Okaaaaaaaaayyy.........Not creepy at all..
*Climbs out of the water.* A'ight, who wants to partay?!
Oh no, not me. No good at this party thing... *Goes back to far corner with a lemonade*
:(
HEY!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT ME? OR MISS ME? OR EVEN WONDER WHERE I AM???!!
Y'ALL ARE SO RUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
*Pat pat.* There there.
*Squirms* Why does everybeast keep patting me on the head?
It's a way of displaying affection.
If you like, I could hug you instead. ;D
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 06, 2021, 06:56:56 PM
HEY!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT ME? OR MISS ME? OR EVEN WONDER WHERE I AM???!!
Y'ALL ARE SO RUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
We did tho.
And Flib told us why.
*Pulls Ripred onto the dance floor* "Want anything to drink?"
*Sad Otterbadger slides back into water to chill.*
*Starts dancing with Kade so he won't be sad anymore*
(The logistics of this act must be explained :giggle:)
(Mate, it's the cellars... You expect logic to be involved with anything?....)
(I mean, slightly maybe ;D)
*Watches as Lass dances her way into the water.* Such grace.
Thank you! ;D
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 06, 2021, 06:56:56 PM
HEY!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT ME? OR MISS ME? OR EVEN WONDER WHERE I AM???!!
Y'ALL ARE SO RUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
I consider myself lucky when you're
not here. ;D
I know, I am unloved. ;D
*Is confuzzeled*
She's me sister, duh. ::)
I was confused at the grinning, not the sisterness..
She's smirking at me because she can blow bubbles with her bubble gum, and I can't because I don't know how. ::)
Ridiculous, I know, but true.
Ah.....Interesting... *continues dancing*
*trips and falls*
*Pulls out a pistol* :)
*vat?*
:)
Oh.
Well, what do you need a pistol for?
:)
A... water pistol?
*Spritzes Ally with mine*
THAT'S why she needs it!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 01, 2021, 01:33:54 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 30, 2021, 04:10:36 AM
*smiles* Thanks. If you happen to have any lemon-lime-and-bitters, that would be amazing. (Btw, are we planning and posting outfits here, or not really?)
Quote from: Ally046 on June 30, 2021, 04:15:43 AM
"Hmmmmmm...I'll go and see if we have the angostura bitters..." :-\
*Pokes around the bar*
"Er, Russa?"
(https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12129.0;topicseen ?)
On it! *Digs around in the fridge for a minute* Ah! Here it is. *Slides Eb a lemon, lime and bitters*
*reaches down from the tree and takes the lemon-lime-and-bitters* Thanks, Russa.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 11, 2021, 12:59:45 AM
*Spritzes Ally with mine*
THAT'S why she needs it!
Indeed. :)
*Sprays Verd* >:D
*Runs and covers behind a tree*
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 04:25:10 PM
*Pulls out a pistol* :)
*Pulls out a black powder hand cannon*
*Facepalms*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 11, 2021, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 04:25:10 PM
*Pulls out a pistol* :)
*Pulls out a black powder hand cannon*
Be careful it doesn't kick, because your hand will be a goner if that happens.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 11, 2021, 10:04:53 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 11, 2021, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 04:25:10 PM
*Pulls out a pistol* :)
*Pulls out a black powder hand cannon*
Be careful it doesn't kick, because your hand will be a goner if that happens.
Losing a hand is the least of One-Eye's worries...
Besides, worse things happened to him before...
I know, I know, but it's only fair to give him a warning... isn't it?
Warning is not a word in our vocabulary here...
The (Cellars's) Definition of the word Warning: Unimportant, rarely used word, that only comes with sentences posted after a major (or otherwise) disaster, often used by mods and the like, but not at all necessary for us common and insane people that reside here in the Cellars, because we are too crazy for any warning to have much effect on us.
Yes
*Stares up into the sky.*
WE ARE TRAPPED INSIDE THE CELLARS KADE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A SKY IN HERE
There is a sky...
Where do you think most members that make a dramatic entrance come from?
From kicking down "highly inconvenient doors" as part of their Discord entrance, of course.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 14, 2021, 02:46:52 AM
There is a sky...
Where do you think most members that make a dramatic entrance come from?
The trees. In the night, they crawl out of the trees
*Sits in a corner alone, trying to reset a trap for goblins, ending in getting caught in it herself*
*laughs* ;D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 14, 2021, 07:07:31 AM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 14, 2021, 02:46:52 AM
There is a sky...
Where do you think most members that make a dramatic entrance come from?
The trees. In the night, they crawl out of the trees
I feel as if this a personal attack on me.
I mean, One-eye is a wildcat as well...
*Muffled sounds of giggling*
*makes a swing in the tree because why not*
*More muffled sounds*
...*muffled sigh*
*unmuffles Lass*
*Gasps in air*
Thank you.
You're welcome. *eats a muffin*
*does le XD*
I went to Poland (unless it was Czechia? Can't remember for sure) and someone typed into Google Translate 'Go away xD' (in Polish, probably).
Hah! ;D
Quote from: Ally046 on July 07, 2021, 05:14:09 AM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 06, 2021, 06:56:56 PM
HEY!!! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE THINK ABOUT ME? OR MISS ME? OR EVEN WONDER WHERE I AM???!!
Y'ALL ARE SO RUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
We did tho.
And Flib told us why.
*Pulls Ripred onto the dance floor* "Want anything to drink?"
*Trips and faceplants* Mrrrgh!
*pulls Hazel back on her footpaws*
@Sheev Palpatine, you ought to dance with her. She'd like that.
Oh snap.
What? She has a crush on him.
Sowrry... :-\
...
...
*Leafs*
You're fine. ;)
I don't know... ^-^
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 02:41:01 PM
What? She has a crush on him.
...
Fliiib, how'd you like to be my apprentice?
Oof. :giggle:
*Shapeshifts to get out of the trap she set*
*Floats about in the water.*
*Slaps Kade*😶
*Suspiciously spies the edits in the previous post.*
Pourquoi, madamoiselle?
*Sleeps in the fridge*
Somebeast just died! *Drags the dead otter's corpse out of the fridge* Methinks he suffocated himself on purpose.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 20, 2021, 03:47:27 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 02:41:01 PM
What? She has a crush on him.
...
Fliiib, how'd you like to be my apprentice?
'Ight, sounds fun! As long as you don't trick me into getting stuck in a trap...
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 21, 2021, 05:21:38 PM
*Sleeps in the fridge*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 21, 2021, 07:25:08 PM
Somebeast just died! *Drags the dead otter's corpse out of the fridge* Methinks he suffocated himself on purpose.
Don't disturb him. *Puts WT back in the fridge*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2021, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 20, 2021, 03:47:27 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 02:41:01 PM
What? She has a crush on him.
...
Fliiib, how'd you like to be my apprentice?
'Ight, sounds fun! As long as you don't trick me into getting stuck in a trap...
You're too dangerous to trick, young one. ;D
Also how the heckin' did you get in my fridge, Wartie??
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 22, 2021, 06:45:04 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 21, 2021, 05:21:38 PM
*Sleeps in the fridge*
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 21, 2021, 07:25:08 PM
Somebeast just died! *Drags the dead otter's corpse out of the fridge* Methinks he suffocated himself on purpose.
Don't disturb him. *Puts WT back in the fridge*
Murderer?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 22, 2021, 12:26:42 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2021, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 20, 2021, 03:47:27 AM
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What? She has a crush on him.
...
Fliiib, how'd you like to be my apprentice?
'Ight, sounds fun! As long as you don't trick me into getting stuck in a trap...
You're too dangerous to trick, young one. ;D
Alright then... just remember: no tricks, or else...!
*is somewhat bored*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 22, 2021, 11:55:14 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 22, 2021, 12:26:42 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 21, 2021, 09:15:35 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 20, 2021, 03:47:27 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 02:41:01 PM
What? She has a crush on him.
...
Fliiib, how'd you like to be my apprentice?
'Ight, sounds fun! As long as you don't trick me into getting stuck in a trap...
You're too dangerous to trick, young one. ;D
Alright then... just remember: no tricks, or else...!
Aww, you're no fun ;D
*Shoots a toffee arrow two inches from Ebby's footpaw*
What are you apprenticing me for? Are you teaching me how to trick people?
*Splashes aboot.*
*is splashed*
*Brandishes scissors and advances toward Kade* :)
>_>
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 24, 2021, 09:50:39 PM
*Brandishes scissors and advances toward Kade* :)
Oh thank you, I was looking for those.
Why is she bringing them over to me then?
She thinks you're going to hide them from me, I expect.
Ah.
...
...
Do you want me to hide them from you?
*Cuts off most of Kade's floof while he is talking* Good luck.
*Dodges.* Bad chook.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 23, 2021, 01:31:25 PM
What are you apprenticing me for? Are you teaching me how to trick people?
In a way... >:D
Shipping!
When is that wedding thread going up, by the by?
What?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 26, 2021, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 23, 2021, 01:31:25 PM
What are you apprenticing me for? Are you teaching me how to trick people?
In a way... >:D
Shipping!
B-but... I thought you liked McLass... :( You made that whole thread for dueling against Masika because she wanted to end it... What made you change your mind?
*Plays '"Duel of the Fates" on Kazoo'*
I didn't know you could play the kazoo.
I mean... I think just about anyone can... <_<
I can't.
I believe in you.
You mean that you believe I'm telling the truth when I say I can't?
Quote from: Verdauga on July 27, 2021, 01:59:00 AM
*Plays '"Duel of the Fates" on Kazoo'*
I am in awe of your skill.
Me too.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 26, 2021, 11:35:38 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 26, 2021, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 23, 2021, 01:31:25 PM
What are you apprenticing me for? Are you teaching me how to trick people?
In a way... >:D
Shipping!
B-but... I thought you liked McLass... :( You made that whole thread for dueling against Masika because she wanted to end it... What made you change your mind?
What?...If you're asking if I'm still with Scott, the answer's yes, but I'm a little confused..
You wanted to apprentice me in shipping: in other words, show me how to do it. That means you're breaking up McLass, to start a new ship.
Why must McLass dissipate for new ships to be made?
That's what I'm saying, yes.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 23, 2021, 12:47:03 PM
*Shoots a toffee arrow two inches from Ebby's footpaw*
Thanks. *pulls the arrow from the tree and begins nibbling the toffee*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 29, 2021, 01:10:10 AM
You wanted to apprentice me in shipping: in other words, show me how to do it. That means you're breaking up McLass, to start a new ship.
None of that makes sense.
You have to break up McLass in order to get shipped with someone else. Right? And you need to get shipped with someone else, to show me how shipping is supposed to go.
No, you have to be shipped so you can see how shipping is supposed to go ^_^
Nonono, she said I was too dangerous to trick. That doesn't mean she would ship me...
Dangerous ships are more fun.
Unless they crash into icebergs and sink, of course.
This one would sink before it could reach the iceberg.
Even better then.
*Goes out on the dance floor and begins to boogie.*
Even worser then.
*Continues dancing.* Oh come on, it's not like there's anybeast else you'd rather be shipped with.
*very angry Flib noises*
*Dancing intensifies.* What, have you something to say?
Yes.
*Breakdancing ensues.* Then speak up!
I don't want to get shipped with anyone!
*Does the head spinny move.* Well, that's not gonna save you.
*Hands Flib a lemonade* Drown your sorrows. ^-^
*scowls* This is not the bar, silly chook. ::)
*Poses.* Well yeah, it's a lemonade.
She said:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 30, 2021, 11:14:38 AM
Drown your sorrows. ^-^
I have a feeling the lemonade is alcoholic, that is why I don't want to drink it.
She was being a silly goof. It isn't spiked ::)
*Pulls a sea urchin out of my lemonade glass using tweezers.*
What type of lemonade?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 02:39:02 PM
I have a feeling the lemonade is alcoholic, that is why I don't want to drink it.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 29, 2021, 02:19:27 PM
Nonono, she said I was too dangerous to trick. That doesn't mean she would ship me...
Shippin' ain't a trick, sweetie
It isn't a trick to a sweetie, maybe, but it is to me. >:(
*yawns* Well, this is a stimulating conversation.
...
Want a sea urchin?
Sure. *slides down from the tree and holds out paw*
*Gingerly places the urchin in Eb's paw.*
So, how've things been since you last logged on?
*places the kina on a convenient stump and cuts it open with my dagger* Not too bad. Small Cousin and I are basically sisters now, which is nice (mostly).
That's pretty cool. I'm just vibing.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 31, 2021, 12:17:24 AM
*places the kina on a convenient stump and cuts it open with my dagger* Not too bad. Small Cousin and I are basically sisters now, which is nice (mostly).
What about Book Reading Privilege Thief? ;D
Bwhaahahahahahaahaha
Have you seen her recently?
Who is ' her'?
Book Reading Privilege.Thief, possibly?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 02:39:02 PM
She said:Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 30, 2021, 11:14:38 AM
Drown your sorrows. ^-^
I have a feeling the lemonade is alcoholic, that is why I don't want to drink it.
Nah, it's regular lemonade. I'm not old enough to legally serve alcohol.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2021, 02:49:51 PM
She was being a silly goof. It isn't spiked ::)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 30, 2021, 03:05:09 PM
*Pulls a sea urchin out of my lemonade glass using tweezers.*
>_>
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 02:39:02 PM
She said:Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 30, 2021, 11:14:38 AM
Drown your sorrows. ^-^
I have a feeling the lemonade is alcoholic, that is why I don't want to drink it.
Nah, it's regular lemonade. I'm not old enough to legally serve alcohol.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2021, 02:49:51 PM
She was being a silly goof. It isn't spiked ::)
Quote from: Verdauga on July 30, 2021, 03:05:09 PM
*Pulls a sea urchin out of my lemonade glass using tweezers.*
>_>
*Was the one who put the sea urchin there*
We do a little trolling
*Face palms*
Ooooof course..
*Is currently passed out on the dance floor from too much spinning.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 02, 2021, 02:23:03 PM
*Is currently passed out on the dance floor from too much spinning.*
Are you sure it isn't because of the mention of lemonade?
*Is still passed out, but would answer "Yes, I'm sure" if he wasn't.*
*still won't give One-Eye the recipe*
*Different thread?*
*Yeah, but I'm also putting it here, because of the hard-lemonade reference*
*Gives One-one the recipe*
*You're nicer than I am*
What exactly is the recipe for?
*Would say "Hard lemonade, or something" but is still currently passed out.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 06, 2021, 12:46:49 PM
What exactly is the recipe for?
Hard lemonade.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2021, 12:53:17 PM
*Would say "Hard lemonade, or something" but is still currently passed out.*
*does Heimlich on Kade*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 31, 2021, 02:33:52 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 31, 2021, 12:17:24 AM
*places the kina on a convenient stump and cuts it open with my dagger* Not too bad. Small Cousin and I are basically sisters now, which is nice (mostly).
What about Book Reading Privilege Thief? ;D
She returned to her ancestral home nearly a year ago.
*Cries*
I miss Dotti T-T
*is sad as well* What happened to Dotti?
Dotti from Lord Brocktree? (I was talking about Redwall with some people earlier and she was mentioned.)
No, the one that was on the forum, and (presumably) vanished around the same time Corporal Rubbadub went to camp.
(Don't ask me how I know.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 07, 2021, 05:11:33 PM
*is sad as well* What happened to Dotti?
She went back to her home. :(
O.o
*Snores loudly on the dance floor.*
Uh-oh. :-| *begins a funeral for the deceased otterbadger*
*Scoots Kade out of the way* The funeral can wait until after the prom is over. ^-^
I guess he drowned
*Accidentally eats the nearest beast in his sleep.*
*is not the nearest beast*
*is immune to Kade's stomach acid*
*Plays "rockabye baby" on a pair of cymbals.*
:laugh:
Verd is so talented.
*Has awoken.* Isn't he though? It's weird though, when you play "rockabye baby" on cymbals, it actually wakes folks up rather than putting them to sleep! Science is mysterious.
Indeed!
See when open this canister of gas...it actually makes us all sleep! *Collapses*
Goodness, just the thought of opening that canister knocked her out!
Oh, so that's what happened to my instant coffee mix!
Is "mix" social distancing?
More like tagging along behind the group.
Ah, gotcha. Doesn't want to get caught up in the... mix.
*Pulls out drum set and performs a rimshot.*
Eyyyyy *Finger guns*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2021, 02:47:08 PM
*Pulls out drum set and performs a rimshot.*
Why? My ears!
I had a friend who played the drums. Haven't seen him for over a year.
*plays the violin, because it is the superior instrument*
*Plays the fiddle in Irish band but fell in love with an English man*
I thought Scott was from America.
:-[
I was quoting a song, you fish! Shuddup
I mean, Scott speaks English, so it could still work.
>.>
No. IT IS A SONG.
Ah, see ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2021, 11:47:15 PM
I mean, Scott speaks English, so it could still work.
That doesn't make him English.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 14, 2021, 12:05:17 AM
>.>
No. IT IS A SONG.
It's a good song.
Finally
This prom isn't going anywhere....
Actually, it ia. It's like the floating party in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Maybe we'll see Thor.
Quote from: Booklover on August 14, 2021, 12:52:53 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2021, 11:47:15 PM
I mean, Scott speaks English, so it could still work.
That doesn't make him English.
Thank you, Booklover.
(Also, I randomly thought of this when I saw this post:
Spoiler
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Or dooes he...
Anywho, Prom is supposed to have dancing, so who wants to dance with me? I probably won't step on any toes.
I would, but I'd probably step on your toes.
That's ok, I'll just dance on my own again so that no toes get stepped on. *Waltzes away.*
*Gets out a blender and starts making smoothies*
Doing some rendering?
*Looks up, startled....Looks around........................
...
Goes back to sleep*
^-^
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Me too, buddy, me too.
*Plays the Jaws theme on the xylophone.*
Adorably terrifying.
Xylophones often are.
beep boop
poob peeb
Ew
?
Ugh, plebs
*Smirk*
...What?...
*smirk disappears*
NUOOOOOOO SMIK DED
*Plays the Nutcracker Suite on the saxophone.*
*Continues waltzing.*
*Quietly dances behind the drink counter*
*Dances rock'n'roll alone cause why not*
We're all just dancing alone. Is this what the kids call "lit"?
...You are asking people who are on a forum for a book series. Already that means we're unlikely to know what 'the kids' call "lit". There are plenty of other things that may decrease the probability of our familiarity with it, as well.
Who are these children and why do they use strange words? o.o
^ And here we have proof.
People who don't read books so must invent new vocabulary to explain things. (I have no idea if that's true or not.(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 13, 2021, 04:58:52 PM
We're all just dancing alone. Is this what the kids call "lit"?
No, that is what we call a lighted candle, also known as a fire hazard, especially around kids.
Kids are fire hazards. Especially when you light them on fire.
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Give a man a fire and you keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life.
Ah, but the rest of his life will probably be less than a day.
Is it wrong?
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 07:11:46 PM
Ah, but the rest of his life will probably be less than a day.
Huh? Where problem?
Uhhhh... It's bad to kill people?
Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:06:18 PM
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
If so, then the Cellars would have gotten a zero on the morality test.
It got -1000
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Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:06:18 PM
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
If so, then the Cellars would have gotten a zero on the morality test.
So would I. I forgot to revise.
"Teacher, why did I get question 27 wrong? It's perfectly moral to stab someone for ignoring a dog."
"As you must ignore your dog often so it can eat your homework, I doubt you really think that."
"It's not our dog, it's our little brother Dog"
Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:21:17 PM
"As you must ignore your dog often so it can eat your homework, I doubt you really think that."
"I don't! Lillie is just really fast!"
*Continues dancing.*
*Does the Macarena*
The cruelty. D:
:(
Are you okay? *Pat, pat*
How caring.
Beg for it.
He already did. Maybe he should try saying the magic word?
*Continues dancing, quietly floating away.*
Kade, are you a feather?
He is a whole Birb.
I didn't think you were called Luke.
What does that do to the forum family tree?
It makes it a whole lot clearer.
*disbelief*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 23, 2021, 11:29:06 PM
It makes it a whole lot clearer.
Well, we don't want that, do we?
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Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:06:18 PM
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
Beg to differ
*won't let One-Eye differ*
I will differ.
Mhm, and we'll love ya for it! >:D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 06:28:06 PM
*disbelief*
Seb is also his son.
Pretty sure I'm Kade's grandma.
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Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:06:18 PM
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
Beg to differ
*won't let One-Eye differ*
I will differ.
Mhm, and we'll love ya for it! >:D
I still won't let him differ, so there!
Quote from: lass of something much on September 26, 2021, 11:58:44 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 06:28:06 PM
*disbelief*
Seb is also his son.
So Kade is Seb's father, and Skarz is Scott's father, and Kade and Skarz are the same person... Oh! That makes sense!
Have fun trying to stop a 6' gun welding maniac :giggle:
Just 6?
I think he's nearing 6'1, but yes.
*Continues crazy dancing*
One-Eye you're shorter than I expected (also me:)
How is six foot short at all?
You didn't get the reference?
I mean, I thought of rangers apprentice, but I don't think you've read that
Star Wars
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 26, 2021, 04:52:59 PM
Pretty sure I'm Kade's grandma.
Hmmmm, really? I don't recall that one.
That means I'm his great grandma D:
No, you're the forum mother
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 27, 2021, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 02:51:38 AM
Have fun trying to stop a 6' gun welding maniac :giggle:
Oh I will!
Mhm. But if you hurt him I will kill you. ^-^
*Throws up.*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 09:54:26 PM
No, you're the forum mother
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 27, 2021, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 02:51:38 AM
Have fun trying to stop a 6' gun welding maniac :giggle:
Oh I will!
Mhm. But if you hurt him I will kill you. ^-^
But Russa's my child. O.o So I'm simultaneously Kade's great grandma and his mom...?
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Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:06:18 PM
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
Beg to differ
*won't let One-Eye differ*
I will differ.
Mhm, and we'll love ya for it! >:D
I still won't let him differ, so there!
Quote from: lass of something much on September 26, 2021, 11:58:44 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 06:28:06 PM
*disbelief*
Seb is also his son.
So Kade is Seb's father, and Skarz is Scott's father, and Kade and Skarz are the same person... Oh! That makes sense!
Why do Kade and Skarz have to be the same person?
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:06:32 PM
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Quote from: Booklover on September 15, 2021, 10:06:18 PM
It's wrong to light someone on fire.
Beg to differ
*won't let One-Eye differ*
I will differ.
Mhm, and we'll love ya for it! >:D
I still won't let him differ, so there!
Quote from: lass of something much on September 26, 2021, 11:58:44 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 06:28:06 PM
*disbelief*
Seb is also his son.
So Kade is Seb's father, and Skarz is Scott's father, and Kade and Skarz are the same person... Oh! That makes sense!
Why do Kade and Skarz have to be the same person?
How about because yes?
I think at this point ostentatiously claiming not to be a part of this family tree is the simplest thing I could have done.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 27, 2021, 10:05:45 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 09:54:26 PM
No, you're the forum mother
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 27, 2021, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 02:51:38 AM
Have fun trying to stop a 6' gun welding maniac :giggle:
Oh I will!
Mhm. But if you hurt him I will kill you. ^-^
But Russa's my child. O.o So I'm simultaneously Kade's great grandma and his mom...?
And also Teer and Seb adopted Russa
Quote from: Verdauga on September 28, 2021, 12:13:12 AM
I think at this point ostentatiously claiming not to be a part of this family tree is the simplest thing I could have done.
You're in there. . . Somewhere, I'm sure.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2021, 12:33:42 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 27, 2021, 10:05:45 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 09:54:26 PM
No, you're the forum mother
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 27, 2021, 01:43:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 02:51:38 AM
Have fun trying to stop a 6' gun welding maniac :giggle:
Oh I will!
Mhm. But if you hurt him I will kill you. ^-^
But Russa's my child. O.o So I'm simultaneously Kade's great grandma and his mom...?
And also Teer and Seb adopted Russa
Oh boy.
Teer is your child, and Seb is Kade's child
Can somebody draw a forum family tree so we can all try to understand this better?
It'll have squiggles going all over the place :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:06:32 PM
Why do Kade and Skarz have to be the same person?
It isn't a matter of it having to be, it simply is.
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Wow
And there's probably a lot more that I forgot, too.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2021, 02:49:52 PM
It'll have squiggles going all over the place :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:06:32 PM
Why do Kade and Skarz have to be the same person?
It isn't a matter of it having to be, it simply is.
Squiggles?! Fam it'd be unreadable! It'd be easier to make a list of all the people and state who they're related to without the chart.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Ebby is Lass and Teer's unofficially officially adopted sister, I think?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 28, 2021, 08:44:03 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 28, 2021, 02:49:52 PM
It'll have squiggles going all over the place :giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on September 27, 2021, 10:06:32 PM
Why do Kade and Skarz have to be the same person?
It isn't a matter of it having to be, it simply is.
Squiggles?! Fam it'd be unreadable! It'd be easier to make a list of all the people and state who they're related to without the chart.
But that'd be boring....
Quote from: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Ebby is Lass and Teer's unofficially officially adopted sister, I think?
Well, it's easier to remember this way.
*Continues waltzing into the stratosphere.*
*That's impossible*
*Is an Otterbadger.*
*Wonders why otterbadgers are all way to OP'ed*
*Skillz*
*Not fair*
*Your faaaaace*
Quote from: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Ebby is Lass and Teer's unofficially officially adopted sister, I think?
YER FAAAACCCEEEE
*Enters*
...
....
"Nope."
*🍂*
I can't beleaf it.
Ik, soooo unbeleafable
Oh, what a releaf, you're still here.
not for long, as all things have a time that arrives und leafs
So, you must cleaf yourself from this realm?
yar, i must releaf my self from dis location.
Ah ah, you re-used a word. ^-^ *Floats into outer orbit.*
As a different word dough.
*Floats away with the victory.*
eeeeeeehhhh.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 04, 2021, 01:45:16 PM
Quote from: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Ebby is Lass and Teer's unofficially officially adopted sister, I think?
YER FAAAACCCEEEE
So I got it all wrong then?
ofc. ^-^
...
...
...
Oh wait, what are we talking about?
The forum family tree. Apparently I am closely related to nearly everyone in the forum.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 06, 2021, 12:46:31 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 04, 2021, 01:45:16 PM
Quote from: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Ebby is Lass and Teer's unofficially officially adopted sister, I think?
I'm not related.
YER FAAAACCCEEEE
So I got it all wrong then?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 07, 2021, 02:45:53 PM
The forum family tree. Apparently I am closely related to nearly everyone in the forum.
Perks of being my child. XD
I'm sure we could find a place for you, WT.
I have no idea what the family tree is.
I nominate Corn to be the creator of the forum family tree, since she's the broodmother.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on October 07, 2021, 05:43:49 PM
I have no idea what the family tree is.
Pretty much everyone in the forum has, at one time or another, unofficially been adopted by someone. And we are trying to get this all straight, so we can figure out who is related to who through adoption, because it's so complicated.
Quote from: Booklover on September 28, 2021, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 28, 2021, 03:48:45 PM
That would be true. For example: I'm Russa, Sheev, Jukka, and Lady Amber's adoptive younger sister, Lass and Teer's adopted younger sister, Ally's adopted sister (I never found out how old Ally is, so I don't know if she's the same age as me or older), Corn and Dann's adopted daughter, Ripred's irl older sister, and Ebantu's adopted niece. Also I think you're my adopted uncle, Kade. Which would make Sebias and Scott my adopted cousins.
Ebby is Lass and Teer's unofficially officially adopted sister, I think?
^This is probably a tiny fraction of the forum family tree.
Actually, some of us are trying to make it slightly less straight.
That's the basics, yes.
Quote from: Booklover on October 07, 2021, 07:09:23 PM
Actually, some of us are trying to make it slightly less straight.
That's the basics, yes.
If anyone tries to complicate it any further, just to be irritating, they will be fed to the Otterbadger.
I have no intention of making it more complicated, it's just... nevermind.
She was making a joke (Which I laughed at, bi the way)
As were you just now.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 09, 2021, 04:40:49 PM
She was making a joke (Which I laughed at, bi the way)
I understood both of those puns, but I was in a very bad mood for reasons that didn't have to do with them, therefore I was not amused.
Are you in a better mood now? Your majesty. (Queen Victoria is famous for saying 'We are not amused' despite never saying it.)
More or less.
Also how did you know I am a distant descendant from a family of tribe chiefs? o.O Thy powers of Legilimency (or otherwise) are truly amazing, O Great Referencer of References and Quoter of Quotes.
If you go back far enough, we probably all are.
Headology, perhaps. Not to be confused with simple 'mind-reading'.
Quote from: Booklover on October 09, 2021, 10:33:36 PM
If you go back far enough, we probably all are.
Speaking of which, I know a girl who is a direct discendant from Queen Elizabeth the 1st.
Quote from: Booklover on October 09, 2021, 10:33:36 PM
Headology, perhaps. Not to be confused with simple 'mind-reading'.
I don't think "Headology" is the scientific term for mind-reading, it sounds like something connected with HiAG.
Discworld reference.
I knew that. ::)
Have you read Discworld?
I actually don't know anything about Discworld, except that it's a book, but I wanted to be annoying. ;D
It's a brilliant series. You should read it.
I shall look it up and give you my opinion of it.
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
Quote from: Booklover on October 09, 2021, 03:30:12 PM
I have no intention of making it more complicated, it's just... nevermind.
topkek
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 11, 2021, 07:44:41 PM
I shall look it up and give you my opinion of it.
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
The wiki isn't being very helpful. It went into lengthy detail about the characters, but was rather muddling about the plot line. All I really understood was
Although it isn't that big
Angua and the other werewolves, but only because I've read Harry Potter, otherwise I'd have no idea what they were (pun not intended), and also the street patrol or whatever it's called, which looked quite hilarious, given its rather terrible reputation.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 11, 2021, 07:44:41 PM
I shall look it up and give you my opinion of it.
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
Prom started at the start of the thread.. Ain't my fault y'all ain't dancin'. *Chugs a sider*
*Snatches the cider away from Lass.*
You'll drown like that.
Like, from insider me?...I'm appled
As you should be.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 12, 2021, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 11, 2021, 07:44:41 PM
I shall look it up and give you my opinion of it.
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
Prom started at the start of the thread.. Ain't my fault y'all ain't dancin'. *Chugs a sider*
*misread this as "Chokes a spider* ;D My what an evil Lassie we have here.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 12, 2021, 01:59:37 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 11, 2021, 07:44:41 PM
I shall look it up and give you my opinion of it.
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
The wiki isn't being very helpful. It went into lengthy detail about the characters, but was rather muddling about the plot line. All I really understood was Although it isn't that big
Angua and the other werewolves, but only because I've read Harry Potter, otherwise I'd have no idea what they were (pun not intended), and also the street patrol or whatever it's called, which looked quite hilarious, given its rather terrible reputation.
You can't truly understand or appreciate Discworld until you read it, which I think you should.
Wise words indeed. I wilt checketh out the first book next time we go to the library.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 12, 2021, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 11, 2021, 07:44:41 PM
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
Prom started at the start of the thread.. Ain't my fault y'all ain't dancin'. *Chugs a sider*
*Has been quietly dancing behind the drink counter for over a month* :'(
*didn't notice because I'm not very smart*
Nah, the counter is just tall.
Ah.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 13, 2021, 11:54:28 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 12, 2021, 10:55:43 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 11, 2021, 07:44:41 PM
Also 33 pages, and still no prom has started...
Prom started at the start of the thread.. Ain't my fault y'all ain't dancin'. *Chugs a sider*
*Has been quietly dancing behind the drink counter for over a month* :'(
Right? I was soloing it on the dance floor and no one would join me. *Said from the next star over.*
What's a sider Russ?
A jug of apple cider.
Yes, but she said 'sider'. :-|
Same thing. Lass likes misspelling things because it's fun.
Las lykes mispeling tings becus itz phun, but I dislike it because it's confusing.
Want to know what else is confusing? Life.
I already know that. And misspelling things is fun if you're bored, although it can be annoying sometimes. Wouldn't it be interesting if you could use any letters you wanted to type something out?
Pgb.
Eat wood bee imteresting, woodmmmt eat?
Yes, like oimnungun hgy for something out. ;)
Has to make some sense or people won't be able to read it.
Soat zuol.
Apow as axl coeta tcogn aoev -_-
Quote from: Booklover link=topic=12192.msg905892#msg90589
Soat zuol.
I'm guessing soat zuol means like this.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 18, 2021, 09:57:18 PM
Apow as axl coeta tcogn aoev -_-
You're getting quite good at it, Kade.
Yes. The alphabet in order but converted to the corresponding letters on a qwerty keyboard.
*Dances with Russa so she won't be lonely*
*Continues floating away, never to be seen again.*
*Teleports Kade back down to ... earth?... and tethers him to the DJ desk.*
Well, this is ok too.
^-^
*Plays Beethoven's 9th Symphony on the harmonica.*
Quote from: Verd*Tethers Kade to the DJ desk*
Quote from: KadeWell, this is ok too.
Quote from: Verd*Plays Beethoven's 9th Symphony on the harmonica.*
Is it?!
*Turns to camera*
"For just 5 cents a day, you can help save one of these poor creatures."
How? And who?
Donations, you. 8-)
Wow, and I didn't even know that I needed saving! :o Good thing you told me.
...what am I being saved from?
Gravity.
It did abandon me, that's for sure.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 04:43:52 PM
^-^
*Plays Beethoven's 9th Symphony on the harmonica.*
How lovely.
It's definitely something.
I didn't know he had a harmonica.
There a lot of things you don't know. 8-)
Indeed.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 21, 2021, 10:15:25 PM
There a lot of things you don't know. 8-)
Name three.
*Sews gravity onto Kade*
*Happened to be clinging to his fathers back till Lass sewed gravity on him* Fatha'.... *drops like a sack of potatoes*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 22, 2021, 05:46:27 PM
*Sews gravity onto Kade*
No tattoos please.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 22, 2021, 08:55:26 PM
*Happened to be clinging to his fathers back till Lass sewed gravity on him* Fatha'.... *drops like a sack of potatoes*
Same goes for my boy.
Always good fatha' looking out for his little ones. *Becomes a grease spot*
...You fell less than 10 feet >_>
I was looking at last year's prom just now. Quite imteresting.
If I recall, it got kinda hijacked partway through :giggle:
I can't remember whether or not that was around the time that I was slightly less active on the forum than I had been.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 22, 2021, 02:33:44 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on October 21, 2021, 10:15:25 PM
There a lot of things you don't know. 8-)
Name three.
1. The answer to 99.9% algebra problems in my math(s) class.
2. The day and hour in which the world will end.
3. The next thing Kade is going to post in this thread (though I have a few ideas...)
Those are some mighty assumptions!
No, they're simply three things I named, that I don't know in the slightest.
That... wasn't supposed to be your goal.
You asked me to do it.
No I didn't ::) I didn't ask you anything, actually :giggle:
Yeah, that was towards Ally. But hey, good on you for taking initiative! You'll go far with that kind of attitude.
...I have a feeling that you're laughing at me...
Don't worry, I'm not ^_^
*Enters with a present for Kade* ^-^
*Is still floating about by the DJ desk.* Hmmm? What's up?
*Datbelief.*
Oh, so you are laughing at me.
He's laughing, but with you, not at you. Didn't you say in that other thread that you couldn't stop laughing?
... Ok, I give up. *laughs*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 26, 2021, 03:05:00 PM
*Enters with a present for Kade* ^-^
*Has nearly died from the suspense.*
*Exists*
*forgets to exist*
*Poke, poke*
Please... help....
Can I helfen?
8D Are you sure ich kann helfen? Are you sure du want that? 8D º-) 8D
Yes... please... *Trying to not die.*
*🍃🍂*
....
*The present is presented*
....
*Returns with a different present*
*Has become the ded*
*berries Kade*
Stop, your staining his beautiful floof. >:(
*Blueberry cheesecake*
*Sadly is ded and can't experience the wonder of the blueberry cheesecake.*
*Thought Kade would revive in order to protect his floof from staining*
"You know, that'll take a lot of expensive shampoo Kade..."
*Digs his way out of the ground.* MY FLOOOOOOOOF
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 02:02:26 PM
Stop, your staining his beautiful floof. >:(
I'm just berrying him 'cause he ded.
*Defenestrates Flib.* WHERE BLUEBERRY CHEESECAKE
*is defenestrated*
...Well that escalated quickly.
*Hands Kade the cheesecake*
*climbs back in the window with the aid of my Aunt Russa's umbrella*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 12:05:14 PM
*Returns with a different present*
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/Ghost_of_Christmas_Present_John_Leech_1843.jpg)
*The Ghost of Christmas Present defenestrates Kade*
*Takes the cheesecake with him.* This is fine.
*throws a pail of paint out the window after Kade*
*Whips out his enchanted fork, wipes the cobwebs off of it, and uses magic to send the paint right back at Flib.*
You painted me! :D
I, uh... I guess I did. :giggle:
*Frames the painted picture*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 03, 2021, 07:37:17 PM
*The Ghost of Christmas Present defenestrates Kade*
What's interesting is that the Ghost of Christmas Present looks like Santa Claus (or at least then, when Santa wore green (it changed because of a Coca Cola advert)). What's really annoying is that at the time I wasn't certain so I didn't write that in the essay I had to write in English recently.
(Edit: Okay, was popularised by Coca Cola, probably not invented by them.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 03, 2021, 08:19:55 PM
*Frames the painted picture*
Make sure it's not a way to get to Narnia.
It's a painted picture of me, not a ship.
I twitched at the word "ship" :giggle:
We haven't had a good one in awhile.
Well, if it was a ship, there'd be another person with you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2021, 08:24:25 PM
I twitched at the word "ship" :giggle:
We haven't had a good one in awhile.
I agree. WorFlib isn't much of a ship.
You only say that because you're in it.
Well, it would be a better one if WorT was around a bit more.
Quote from: Booklover on November 03, 2021, 08:27:05 PM
You only say that because you're in it.
Name one wonderful thing about it.
Me not being in it.
Other than that. ::)
It's an awesome ship and you guys are both writers, besides.
It is not an awesome ship.
There there.
I didn't say it was ^-^
You could go and eat either me or WT, and then the ship would end for good.
I've eaten you many times now :giggle:
I mean, in the ship thread.
The Heart of Gold, that's an awesome ship.
I'm always willing-ish to be shipped, within reason
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 03, 2021, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2021, 08:24:25 PM
I twitched at the word "ship" :giggle:
We haven't had a good one in awhile.
I agree. WorFlib isn't much of a ship.
Disagree, one of the first things WT said after joining the forum discord was "WHERE ARE YOU FLIB"
Ugh, if I joined the discord....it would not end well.
Why so?
Mood swings, annoyingness
Eh, your choice, but I imagine it would be fine :laugh:
Quote from: lass of something much on November 05, 2021, 08:05:48 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 03, 2021, 08:26:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2021, 08:24:25 PM
I twitched at the word "ship" :giggle:
We haven't had a good one in awhile.
I agree. WorFlib isn't much of a ship.
Disagree, one of the first things WT said after joining the forum discord was "WHERE ARE YOU FLIB"
I'm not on Discord. He ought to know that by now. ::)
Still, it's cute.
Still, your face.
Oh snap.
^-^
Feel The BURN
I feel it.
;D
I no longer feel it.
Oh? :giggle:
It's gone, just like my sense of gravity.
#Relatable
My, this sure is a long prom. ;D
Although there isn't really a whole lot of prom related stuff going on :giggle:
Exactly. :laugh:
Good.
But to the pain!
To the pain!!!
*SUPER MEGA POKE*
Ouch! That was painful!
Quote from: Booklover on November 10, 2021, 09:22:20 PM
Ouch! That was painful!
(https://i.redd.it/lalsxpblznn01.gif)
:giggle:
I don't have a date, so this prom is taking place in the present, past, and future simultaneously.
This prom has never even started, silly.
It had to have started in the future, at least.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2021, 01:10:49 PM
I don't have a date, so this prom is taking place in the present, past, and future simultaneously.
I feel ya.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2021, 02:18:01 PM
It had to have started in the future, at least.
Then it never started, if it started in the future, because the future isn't here yet.
The future is now.
*Isn't and never was*
*Time is amused the mortals fickle attempts at understanding*
*I'm immortal* ;D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 11, 2021, 03:49:38 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 11, 2021, 02:18:01 PM
It had to have started in the future, at least.
Then it never started, if it started in the future, because the future isn't here yet.
But if we go back to the future we've been there before so far us the forum started in the past.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2021, 03:58:04 PM
The future is now.
Now is the present, silly. And it's also a present.
no u
How can we HOPE to succeed unless we PUSH to make our PRESENT our PAST, and our FUTURE the PRESENT?!
Time does that already. The trick is to have the present we want.
By pushing toward a new future. And speeding it along to our present.
And don't do drugs.
(https://c.tenor.com/C5iskslT5n8AAAAd/rabbit-creepy.gif)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2021, 01:12:00 PM
Time does that already. The trick is to have the present we want.
I never get the present(s) I want.
Pray tell, what are they.
The present(s) I get, or the present(s) I want?
Both. :)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2021, 11:04:12 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2021, 01:12:00 PM
Time does that already. The trick is to have the present we want.
I never get the present(s) I want.
Same. Usually because I don't want anything.
The only things on my wishlist are a few titles of random books I haven't read yet, but want to read.
*Fills the topic with romance novels*
What gave you the idea I asked for romance novels?
I had quite the opposite idea, actually. :)
Quote from: Ally046 on November 14, 2021, 04:28:51 AM
Both. :)
I'm sorry, but I'll have to keep that a secret.
You must. Or you won't get any, you see.
That might be better.
Humph. (Said the camel.)
*Starts drifting away once more.*
And the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley. I think that's it? I hope I didn't say something rude accidentally.
I'd give you a spoiler for Of Mice and Men, but it's the well known one that was written on half the school copies (the other half did not have spoilers, but weren't exactly better). And even if you don't know already, I won't spoil it.
Quote from: Booklover on November 16, 2021, 08:21:48 PM
And the best laid plans of mice and men gang aft agley. I think that's it? I hope I didn't say something rude accidentally.
Gang aft agley sounds like it means go astray occasionally. If that's what it means, it's not rude, it's just a very truthful saying.
It is, because I couldn't even remember it.
Hm.
This thread is alive, right? *BUMP*
I mean, it's 2022 now, so not really :giggle:
Welp, part of the Cellars is procrastinating, especially when it comes to lock-this-topics and the like. And we all sort of knew this prom wasn't going to go as planned. Proms never do.
Spoiler
THEN LOCK THIS TOPIC NOOOOOOOW!!!!
noooo pls
YEEEESH
I could care less aboot this topic being locked.
Hm.
*Everyone gasps*
*Gasps along with Everyone*
*Is still just kinda...Here...Dancing.. Alone..*
Lass, this late in the evening, I think the dancing might be through. :giggle:
Come over here and sit with me and let Russa pour you a drink.
A non-alcoholic one, specifically.
That's up to Russa, mister.
-_-
More like the government.
yes
me
Quote from: Verdauga on February 23, 2022, 09:29:38 PMMore like the government.
Where I'm from it's legal as long as parents are okay with it, so really, it's up to Com
Anywho...
*dances*
*Pops up from behind the counter* Howdy, friends. What would you like to drink?
Some Phoenix Tea, please. It's been almost two more pages in the Curiosi-Tea Shop, and Wortshire hasn't got around to giving me mine yet.
*Slides the tea across the counter* Enjoy.
^-^ Thank you! *drinks some of the tea*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 26, 2022, 07:56:00 PM*Pops up from behind the counter* Howdy, friends. What would you like to drink?
GAH! *Falls over in surprise*
HAG! *falls over as a hag appears from the moon and offers to buy a few salami sanndwiches*
Don't call people Hags, Fliby dear, it's rude
Ok. *does not call people hags, but decides to eat the salami sanndwiches instead*
*Dies*
*Revitalizes Ally.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 05, 2022, 06:46:40 PMOk. *does not call people hags, but decides to eat the salami sanndwiches instead*
Mm. Smart move, smart move indeed
*snickers* ;D
*Pops up* WHERE?!?!
Nowhere. :)
*totally isn't hiding the Snickers in my pocket*
:)
Gimme. I eat it, or I eat you.
Aw, all riiiight. *gives Kade the Snickers* :(
*Suddenly feels bad.* W- well, you can keep it.
*breaks it in half* There, now we're both happy. ^-^
YESH *Devours .5 snickers*
You could both eat the whole thing...
...How?
Think aboot it.
Like this? *Swallows Ally whole*
-_-
^-^
Quote from: Ally046 on March 09, 2022, 09:22:57 PMThink aboot it.
You mean, if I ate the whole bar, and Kade ate me?
Or the opposite order
If I ate the bar, then Flib? Then... she ate it? <_<
Uhhhh....
Yeah I'm not certain I follow the logic on this.
There is no logic, only Ally
Well, maybe not anymore. I did eat her, after all.
There is no logic, and no Ally.
And no your face.
War-tie, please put yer gif in a spoiler, it is too powerful
No, don't, so everyone will have to deal with its power. ;D
Y'all are a bunch of hweirdos.
Welp, I guess, since you're Kade, that makes you a hweirdo as well. ;D
Skarzs is a rock or something.
No u
K
'Cause you're so stronk
Am twig, but thank you.
^-^
Where's our 2022 Prom, dears? :(
It's a Gala this year, actually.
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12332.0;topicseen
(That's just the planning thread, though. The real one hasn't started yet, to my knowledge.)
oh
Aye.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2022, 04:57:48 PMAm twig, but thank you.
Can confirm, are twig, very chill, but socially awkward tall twig
Many of us are socially awkward, lol
Tall as well.
On average, most people you interact with are less socially awkward than you. (Because people who are socially awkward interact with fewer people. It's like the friends one.)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2022, 05:30:43 AMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2022, 04:57:48 PMAm twig, but thank you.
Can confirm, are twig, very chill, but socially awkward tall twig
Can relate to being socially awkward tall twig.
Truly a mighty twig indeed.
With a froad sitting on top of it. :giggle:
Wow :o
Even Kade is in awe of your mightiness,
@Twig.
Good, good.
How's Freddy, by the way? Is he still in Siberia?
According to you, he's on Russa's head or something. Very powerful.
*faints from the power*
Mm, I'm surprised you lasted for as long as you did.
*would agree, but is fainted, so just... nods faintly*