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Title: terrible ways to start a conversation
Post by: rakkety tam on March 20, 2012, 06:35:46 PM

just post terrible ways to start a conversation

1 hey do you think this is infected

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Post by: Nightfire on March 20, 2012, 06:52:50 PM

2: Hey, can I have a spoonful of your ice cream?

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Post by: redwallgurl on March 20, 2012, 07:35:03 PM

3. I don't like your shirt...Look at mine!

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on March 20, 2012, 07:50:40 PM

4. Does this jacket make me look fat?

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 21, 2012, 06:00:25 AM

5. You know, once one of my friends threw a HUGE rock at my head. See, here's the scar!

I actually said something like that once.

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Post by: Tannsrall on March 24, 2012, 10:23:05 PM

6: Can you tell what is inside of my ear?

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Post by: eualaia on March 24, 2012, 10:42:02 PM

7 your ugly

(ugh little brother said that to my friend)

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Post by: WildDoogyPlumm on March 25, 2012, 12:27:19 AM

8. Do you like getting baseballs thrown at your head?

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 25, 2012, 05:27:39 AM

9. Can I lick your lollipop?
10. LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK!!!! ::)

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Post by: rakkety tam on March 25, 2012, 06:33:40 PM

11 hey can i jump in your shower real quick i accidently fell in the mudd and this is the closest house

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on March 25, 2012, 08:05:55 PM

12. You know, I really don't think your hair style goes with your outfit

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Post by: rakkety tam on March 26, 2012, 05:14:46 AM

13 holy cow man where did u get that ugly shirt halloween isnt for months now

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 26, 2012, 07:00:17 AM

14. I need to go to the bathroom.

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Post by: winifred on March 26, 2012, 08:14:31 PM

15. Hi my name is __________, Whats yours? My fav color is red.Whats yours? I love ponys. What do you love?????
*In a super speedy voice*

16.Hi I love trees

17.Nice weather huh?

18.*looks in purse* got enouh air in there? *looks back at person*OK now what was your name again?

19.Hi, you have something hanging out of your nose.

20.Do you like mussles???????
;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 26, 2012, 10:47:44 PM

21. uuuuhhhh.............m--m-my-y-my..... na-a-me-nam-n-n-name.....--i---i-s-i-is-is... uuuuhhhhh *gulp*

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 27, 2012, 08:24:42 AM

22. That shirt you're wearing looks like mine.

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Post by: DanielofRedwall on March 27, 2012, 11:47:40 AM

Quote from: danflorreguba on March 26, 2012, 10:47:44 PM
21. uuuuhhhh.............m--m-my-y-my..... na-a-me-nam-n-n-name.....--i---i-s-i-is-is... uuuuhhhhh *gulp*

Unfortunately I sometimes fall in to this convo starter. Depending on whom I'm talking to.

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Post by: Matthias720 on March 27, 2012, 12:58:18 PM

23. Hi, today's my birthday!
(Every kid before the age of six)

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 27, 2012, 01:53:58 PM

24. I got new socks, and I love them so much that I've been wearing them for a week. Wanna see?

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 27, 2012, 03:08:53 PM

25.
Icanrunandjumpandclimbandswimanddolottastuffs! (Dibbun) ;D

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on March 27, 2012, 08:11:56 PM

26. Oh, that's your new haircut? I thoguht a spider was on your head.

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Post by: eualaia on March 27, 2012, 09:13:26 PM

why is there a wart on your nose?

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Post by: rakkety tam on March 27, 2012, 10:09:27 PM

28 ;D ;D is that realy what u are wearing

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Post by: Tannsrall on March 28, 2012, 12:30:09 AM

29: That's some mole!

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Post by: winifred on March 28, 2012, 05:44:14 PM

Whats that thing growing on your face? :-X

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 28, 2012, 07:57:14 PM

31. Oh! I haven't seen you in forever :-*... oops!! heh heh. wrong person.

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Post by: Redwall Musician on March 29, 2012, 03:10:22 PM

I have done this one:

32. "Pass me a napkin, child." said Musician
"I have a name you know!" said random boy.
"You point is?"

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Post by: rakkety tam on March 29, 2012, 04:02:08 PM

33 hey man.I'm a girl!

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 29, 2012, 04:49:39 PM

34. Hola!

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Post by: Nightfire on March 29, 2012, 05:44:44 PM

35: *gives NCIS Gibbs-style head slap* You just did something stupid.

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Post by: rakkety tam on March 29, 2012, 06:27:32 PM

36 shouts play that funky music white boy

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 29, 2012, 11:27:27 PM

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Post by: Primrosewarrior on March 30, 2012, 02:41:29 AM

I actually used the:hey man, im a girl! Before. Now that was an akwerd convertiation...

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 30, 2012, 03:13:19 AM

37. HiGoodbye!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on March 30, 2012, 06:55:40 AM

38. Wow, that's a HUGE birthmark!

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on March 30, 2012, 03:36:22 PM

39. What's with the eye patch?

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Post by: rakkety tam on March 30, 2012, 09:58:12 PM

Quote from: Primrosewarrior on March 30, 2012, 02:41:29 AM
I actually used the:hey man, im a girl! Before. Now that was an akwerd convertiation...

i actualy didnt mean to wright it like that i ment like a guy says hey man then the person who he was yelling at says i'm a girl\

40 again how the heck did u get my pudding

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Post by: Primrosewarrior on April 01, 2012, 09:28:45 PM

Ooh, I love that!^

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Post by: Trigoma on April 01, 2012, 11:40:57 PM

41: Hey, do you have a dollar?

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 02, 2012, 12:22:37 AM

42. You smell like a wet dog

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Post by: WildDoogyPlumm on April 02, 2012, 01:08:02 AM

43. HEY GIVE ME BACK MY BACON! THAT'S MY BACON! ...oops wrong person...

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Post by: rakkety tam on April 02, 2012, 03:51:39 AM

44 hey why did u throw my pudding i the toilet oh wait um never mind ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Primrosewarrior on April 02, 2012, 11:20:25 PM

gross dude!

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Post by: DeathRage on April 04, 2012, 12:20:08 AM

Wanna hear about my hygiene issues?

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Post by: rakkety tam on April 04, 2012, 05:25:12 PM

46 hey wanna get in my van i have candy wait no i realy do i have to much wait what dont call the police

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on April 04, 2012, 05:36:49 PM

47. :P ;D

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Post by: DeathRage on April 04, 2012, 06:47:24 PM

48. Wanna see my scab?

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Post by: Primrosewarrior on April 04, 2012, 08:25:17 PM

Do you know the muffin man?

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Post by: Nightfire on April 04, 2012, 08:36:46 PM

50: Hey, wanna hear my impression of a chipmunk?

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Post by: Søren on April 04, 2012, 09:01:39 PM

I couldn't help notsing you noticing me noticing you. 8)

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Post by: Tannsrall on April 05, 2012, 10:43:53 PM

52: Want to see my secret freckle?

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Post by: MatthiasMan on April 06, 2012, 10:21:45 PM

Gimme candy punk!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on April 07, 2012, 04:49:25 AM

47. You smell like a year-old lolly! ;D

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Post by: Wisteria Wild Cat on April 14, 2012, 05:17:30 PM

48. Excuse me Miste-- I mean Ma'am.

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Post by: eualaia on April 16, 2012, 04:11:10 PM

(on the phone with a friend) cya later noooob

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Post by: DeathRage on April 16, 2012, 06:02:45 PM

How'd the surgery go? Wait. Wrong person. Sorry.

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Post by: Dannflower Reguba on April 16, 2012, 06:49:26 PM

51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh :-[.... :-[.Uh never mind.

(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])

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Post by: Coobreedan on April 16, 2012, 08:07:35 PM

Quote from: danflorreguba on April 16, 2012, 06:49:26 PM
51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh :-[.... :-[.Uh never mind.

(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])

I know someone pregnant who pretends they aren't and people ask her that question and gives that response. Their faces DROP.

52. Noodles are tasty. :3

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Post by: MatthiasMan on April 17, 2012, 02:11:25 AM

Cheese Fight!! *throw cheese in their face*

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 17, 2012, 02:17:02 AM

Either You need to scrub the dirt off your face, or you have a poor taste in make-up.

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Post by: winifred on April 17, 2012, 02:18:24 AM

Quote from: Coobreedan on April 16, 2012, 08:07:35 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 16, 2012, 06:49:26 PM
51. Oooh! Whens the baby coming in?
Other person: What baby?
You/Me: Uh :-[.... :-[.Uh never mind.

(I've NEVER done this YET [thank heavens!])

I know someone pregnant who pretends they aren't and people ask her that question and gives that response. Their faces DROP.

:o what????
*tugs on back of person's shirt* Hey mom, oh um sorry wrong person.

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Post by: MatthiasMan on April 17, 2012, 02:20:06 AM

Quote from: Redwallfan7 on April 17, 2012, 02:17:02 AM
Either You need to scrub the dirt off your face, or you have a poor taste in make-up.

Haha! Love it! :D ;)

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on April 17, 2012, 02:33:11 AM

Haha, thanks

here's another:

Are you going to jolly well eat that hot dog, wot wot?

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on April 17, 2012, 09:43:16 AM

Excuse me, can I borrow your shorts?

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Post by: Dannflor on April 17, 2012, 07:21:55 PM

Here eat this worm

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Post by: Primrosewarrior on April 18, 2012, 02:34:30 AM

hahahaha!

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Post by: Dannflor on April 18, 2012, 01:05:18 PM

Ha H ha ha ha ha ha ahaahhhhhhaaaaaaa

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Post by: rakkety tam on April 24, 2012, 05:15:29 PM

59 hey guess how many ingrown toenails i have

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Post by: Cornflower MM on June 22, 2014, 11:02:29 PM

*Bump*

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Post by: Ferrousferret on June 23, 2014, 08:12:35 PM

Where hasn't Mat Lauer been, really?

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Post by: Cornflower MM on October 11, 2015, 08:16:38 PM

60: Hey, have you read *Enter name of book here* *Start blabbing on about the book without giving the other person time to say anything* (Had this done to me before. Gods, the spoilers. . .)

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Post by: Eulaliaaa! on October 11, 2015, 08:43:52 PM

61. Ask someone for directions, then when they answer, give them a piece of corn and thank them. (I actually did this yesterday. My brother and I were in a corn maze and I asked someone if they knew the way it. They said no, so I gave them the corn I was carrying around and thanked them. They were so confused ;D)

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 11, 2015, 10:15:23 PM

That's funny.

62. Start pumping your pants like bellows and say "Ventilation; helps with gasses."

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Post by: Vilu Daskar on October 11, 2015, 10:17:16 PM

63. Say "I was forced to come and talk to you." I have done this.

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Post by: Eulaliaaa! on October 11, 2015, 11:52:54 PM

64. "You smell wonderful today! Do you mind if I smell you?" ;D

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Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on October 12, 2015, 02:00:22 AM

65. I think you're ugly and you have a heart that's uglier than Gollum, but if I don't talk with you I'll never get that promotion.

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Post by: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 06:19:36 PM

66. Do the roar.

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Post by: Perifaen on October 15, 2015, 07:30:46 PM

67. Sniff and ask is that you who needs the deodorant or me.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on October 15, 2015, 08:19:55 PM

68. "Hey man if you don't think Pluto is a planet I ain't gonna be your friend!"

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Post by: Hickory on October 15, 2015, 08:25:38 PM

69: You're sitting in it.

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Post by: rachel25 on October 15, 2015, 11:09:45 PM

70. Have you seen a flame throwing spaniel pass this way?

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 15, 2015, 11:26:48 PM

71. So, how's your foot?

Okay, so there's someone at the high school I go to for a couple classes that I saw last year; they had surgery on their foot and I was genuinely curious how they were doing.

They didn't recognize me. .__.

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Post by: Ashleg on October 16, 2017, 05:45:08 PM

72. "Lend me your wallet for just a few seconds."

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 16, 2017, 05:51:32 PM

73. You have nice ears.

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Post by: Ashleg on October 16, 2017, 11:54:38 PM

74. "Your face reminds me of a Picasso."

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Post by: Delthion on October 17, 2017, 02:45:22 AM

I do believe that one takes the cake.

(I don't have anything to add though... :'( ;D)

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2017, 04:16:06 AM

75. What weight are you?

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Post by: Maudie on October 17, 2017, 04:29:31 AM

76. You look amazing! I almost didn't recognize you.

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Post by: Søren on October 17, 2017, 05:16:26 AM

77. Hi, are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten-I-see.

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2017, 06:07:14 AM

I think that's more of a pick up line.

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Post by: James Gryphon on October 17, 2017, 06:07:39 AM

78. What would you do if I took your (glasses/phone/valuable personal item) and just smashed it into a million pieces?

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Post by: The Skarzs on October 17, 2017, 06:12:12 AM

(Probably go full Italian on you.)

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Post by: James Gryphon on October 17, 2017, 06:16:59 AM

79. So, me versus you, the ultimate duel. I have a sword and you have a submachine gun...

80. What would happen if I hit you so hard that it knocked you out?

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Post by: Ashleg on October 17, 2017, 05:21:58 PM

Spoiler

Quote from: Delthion on October 17, 2017, 02:45:22 AM
I do believe that one takes the cake.

(I don't have anything to add though... :'( ;D)

Thanks. ;D

[close]

81. "Woah, looks like I just stumbled in to Jurassic Park!"

Redwall Abbey

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