Gather round while I tell ye a tale of a feast at me old granny's house OOOHHH that was quite a feast we all sat down to dine I seem to remember that a few of the members were there I think I might need there help to tell this story..........
(OOC: um practically all you members need do is say you were there at my old granny's feast and come up with the maddest things ever on what happened :P)
I was at your old Granny's feast. She had cooked octopus and burnet seaweed!
I remember sitting down to dinner and she came and kicked me in the back!
I remember that she would put mustered on everything. She even put mustered on the mustered!
Ah remember an' old mole valked in an' ztarted tae play a ukulele...
I remember that she used Rainshadow as a mop for the floor!
Oh, the memories. I remember she had horns on her head, and a tail.(with huge fangs!)
Oh, what big ears you have Granny.
Oh, what big teeth you have Granny.
Oh, what a big axe the woodsman has "Granny". ;)
Your Granny made me do all the dishes. And then she made me scrub the floor.....and the oven....and wash the table....and.......
-Martin
She made me eat plum and goldfish soup which had 4345354 different kinds of chilies in :o my mouth is still on fire :(
does anyone else remember the song she made us sing :-X
Yes I remember! She had us keep singing higher-pitched until Glass broke!
Yeah *shudders* I can only remember a few of the words it went a bit like this
OH granny is the ruler
granny is the quean
we live to serve granny
and clean and clean and clean
for granny :o
When I came through the door, she gasped and started to run around in circles screaming! Turns out that I forgot to take my shoes off....
but you did remember to take your ears off :D I would have said something else but I would have got in trouble :P
Ach, but ye did anyvay vhen ye ztepped on 'er tail.
I remember that she had a pet loin which ate anyone who didn't have a surcurity pass :P
*bump*
She made the loin eat Rainshadow after using her as a mop :o :(
Really!
Yep I had to jump down the loins throat and pull poor Rainshadow back out :P
*bump*
I also had to fight the loin in gladiator style combat it got messy :-X
I remeber that she was yelling at us because we didn't eat her terrible-tasting pie!
She used to imprint this on everybody's forehead: :-X
Yeah with a hammer :-X
More like a Mallet
I remember that she invited Badrang the Tyrant over!
Ach, vot a mezz it made vhen Clogg came by!
Yeah in his ship she got really angry then I remember that she chased him for ages and when she caught him now that was messy he flew right across the room :-X
WOW! I was just looking through some old pages, when I found this. My first ever topic in the Cellars. 8)
*Zoigh* Good toimez, eh?
Yeah. ;D
FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD! WONDERFUL FOOD!!!!!!!
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( 8) :o ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( >:D ^-^
Zat egg lookz yummy!,,,.....(Trenchez)
Yep!
Ah Loike Ice!
FIRE!
Fire + Ice = Boiling water.
And cake!
ICE CREAM!
No, that's revenge. ;D
;D
:P
::)
:-*
COOKIE!
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@Rach: EW! YUCK!
Ach, cootiez! Get ze dizinfectant! Quick!
AH!!!
*Comez back viz a dizinfectant zpray bottle* Avroight matez, vone moment. Ziz ztupid zin' villnae come-ACh! Vell, zat gaet it! *Zprayz everyzin' an' everybeazt viz dizinfectant* Ach, na' ve're av clean! Pleaze dinnae dae zat again, rachel.
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THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! GET MORE DISINFECTANT HEAD!
Ach, TAM!!! NAE YE TAAE!!! RED ALERT! AH REPEAT, RED ALERT!!!!
*Zealz off ze area an' everyzin' an' everybeazt iz flooded viz a liquid form o' dizinfectant*
Ach, NAE ve're major again. Let uz zet zummat up real quick. *Goez off*
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*Comez back a vee bit later* Avroight, 'it it Strang! *A field o' energy engulfz everybeazt an' everyzin'* Na' even if zomebeazt poztz zat 'orrible zin' again ve're protected from cootiez! Ze Anti-Cootie Field killz zem afore zey get a chance tae infect anyzin' or anybeazt.
I CAN'T STOP IT!
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Ach, PULZAR VAVE!
(http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Blue_Pulsar_Wallpaper_r7j40.jpg)
*Ze avful zmoiliez get blazted tae zmizereenz*
I was kissing some cake. Your all mad! ::)
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But, then again, who am I to judge. :D
AH LOIKE FOOD!
Have I done evil posting here?
I don't think so. This topic was before your time.
Before the life of Skarzles ;D
Sounds like a book name. And it can begin "Once upon a time, When Skarzs was just a guest...."
:D
;D
".....Rachel made a topic......"
I'll hit you in the chest.
Ooh, that's a bit mean. ;D
Quote from: Tam and Martin on May 10, 2014, 05:08:37 PM
;D
".....Rachel made a topic......"
I've made 142 topics. ;D
I don't care. Try Virtually punching me.
*punches TaM*
Virtual is good. They only can punch their computer screen.
::)
Quote from: Tam and Martin on May 12, 2014, 02:20:47 PM
Virtual is good. They only can punch their computer screen.
That would make it non-virtual.
That would make it, broken computer screen.
I guess we couldn't punch him virtually any more.
It would be a sad day.
:-X
(I think Rach is a bit upset)
(No I'm not. I be alrighted ;))
(Ssshhhh)
Quote from: rachel25 on May 13, 2014, 05:41:02 PM
:-X
(You don't have to hide your feelings from us)
(I'm fine. In fact I extremely happy/excited/nervous ::))
(Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Lol, I really don't know why I'm doing this.
*Virtually punches Tam*
Ah, now I feel better.
(Why shsssssssssssss?)
(I don't knoooooowwwwwwwwwww. . .)
(*Quietly turns into a puddle and slides out the dooooooooooooooooor)
( ::))
*Watches Skarz and Rach go on and on and on....*
(Is confuseified)
*Makes Rachel even more confused*
I thought it would be interesting to have this bumped.
I am far too lazy to read this thread. I require somebeast to tell me a shortened version of what transpired. Please, and thank you.
Neither. Or same, or whatever.
Oi. That's what y'all are supposed to be doing. >.>
(Though, I do believe it's something like we all went to a grandma's feast in the past, and we make up statements of how we remembered what happened at said feast. I dunno.)