Come here if thou wantest some grub! Here at Russa's Restaurant I have any kind of food imaginable! No, really, I have anything you want! So come on in!!!
*walks in hesitantly, and goes over to an empty table, and hides behind menu*
*Sits down at the bar* *Dragons follow in like little ducklings* Uh, could I get a chocolate milkshake... and several bowls of raw beef?
That sounds good, Rain! May I have a chocolate milkshake, and a hunk of extra extra sharp cheddar cheese?
Could I have a milk and egg free Boston creme doughnut? ( stupid allergies )
You mean the forum isn't allergie free? :o
Food allergies silly not spring allergies. Anyway if you wanted to you could not have allergies here or you can keep them it is up to the person really.
*Gives Rain her milkshake and raw beef* There ya are, enjoy! *Gives Corn cob her milk shake and cheese* I hope thou enjoyist! Who's next, Amarith! Here's your milk and egg free Boston creme doughnut. Oh and Rachel, there's no need to hide. :D
Thanks. :) *Starts drinking milkshake*
*Dragons attack the bowls of meat*
Hey, table manners!
*Dragons attack food slower*
*Sigh* Close enough.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 12, 2014, 10:10:58 PM
That sounds good, Rain! May I have a chocolate milkshake, and a hunk of extra extra sharp cheddar cheese?
*Loolz o'er Corn
cob'z zhoulder* Did zomebeazt mention
cheeeeeeze???
Yes, I did actually. Dost thou want some Head?
Taco. Just give me a taco. With extra cheese. And Tomatoes.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2014, 11:32:44 PM
Food allergies silly not spring allergies. Anyway if you wanted to you could not have allergies here or you can keep them it is up to the person really.
Oh so that's how it works
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 13, 2014, 02:55:23 PM
Yes, I did actually. Dost thou want some Head?
Aye, pleaze.
Cheeze Pleaze! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
*Vonderz over tae loom bezoide Tam* Did ye juzt
'appen tae mention
cheeeeeeeeeze???
*Walks over to counter* I would like a milkshake if ya please!
*eats doughnut immediately* MMM mmm MMM! Can I have a plate of spaghetti and meatballs?
*Gives Tam his taco* Extra cheese and tomato just like thou asked.
*Give HIAG a giant platter of cheese* If you can't eat it all I'll just give it to the dog.
*Gives Amber her milkshake* Anjoy Ember, I mean Amber. *Coughs*
*Hands Amy her spaghetti and meat balls* Here you are. You now what, I think I'll get myself some too. *Walks back behind counter* If anyone wants anything, just holler!
*Slurps down milkshake and eats cheese* Yes, Head, I did mention cheese. May I have lots of candied ginger, and more extra extra sharp cheddar cheese? And throw in some goji berries, preferably dried, please.
Mmm! This is good Russa! Thanks!
Now can I have a plate of Frog legs? Fried withy a bit of butter?
*walks in*
Hmm...I don't know what to get..wait, I know!
*walks over to counter*
Can I have a banana?
CAN I HAVE ONE TOO? Along with the frog legs?
The cook's dead, sorry. *evil laugh* *hides bloody knife behind back*
You don't need to cook a banana, though.
And naughty Romsca, what did you do this time?
*suspicious*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 14, 2014, 08:44:43 PM
*Hands Amy her spaghetti and meat balls* Here you are. You now what, I think I'll get myself some too. *Walks back behind counter* If anyone wants anything, just holler!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rings a bell impatiently*
Frog legs please!
*Hollers* RRRRRRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Appears behind Romsca and snatches knife* Naughty Romsca! You're too young to play with knives!
Sorry everyone! I was a bit busy back there. ::) *Wipes spaghetti sauce off face* but I'll serve y'all as fast as I can.
*Gives Corn Cob her cheese, candied ginger, and goji berries (dried)* Excuse my ignorance, but what are goji berries?
*Gives Tam his banana and fried frog legs with butter* Sorry 'bout the wait, but that spaghetti was good.
*Gives dag her banana* There's plenty more where that came from. (I have a banana garden)
I think Dag;s a gal......
Here, I post a pic of dried goji berries! They're highly nutritious, blah blah blah......
GOJI BERRIES!!!!
(http://www.myessentia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Dried-Goji-Berries.jpg)
* Enlarged to show detail, and they be dried
Ooh, delicious! *Attacks food, them hold out empty plate* Mopre please?
Thanks russa!
*Gives Corn more goji berries* If anyone wants me I'll be back in me kitchen.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 24, 2014, 12:13:57 AM
I think Dag;s a gal......
*Coughs* I didn't ken...
MORE CHEESE!! MORE GINGER!!
*Gives Corn her cheese and ginger* *Then grabs a mop and starts to mop the floor*
*Looks at ginger and cheese and sighs, then starts helping Russa*
Thanks, you're hired!
Can I please have some grilled scorpion?
You're welcome! Now, get off your feet, sit back, and relax! Well, please cook Tam's scorpion first. *Snaps fingers and Russa disappears and reapears in kitchen wearing a a nice squirrel apron and a chef's hat*
*Looks at my squirrel apron and chefs hat* My apron is made out of squirrel!?! Weird....
*Starts grilling Tam's scorpion* *Than puts it on a plate and gives it to Tam* Your meal tried to kill me earlier. I think it succeeded. *Falls over*
Oh my goodness, Russa! I laughed so hard at that last bit that I cried!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 14, 2014, 08:44:43 PM
*Gives Tam his taco* Extra cheese and tomato just like thou asked.
*Give HIAG a giant platter of cheese* If you can't eat it all I'll just give it to the dog.
*Gives Amber her milkshake* Anjoy Ember, I mean Amber. *Coughs*
*Hands Amy her spaghetti and meat balls* Here you are. You now what, I think I'll get myself some too. *Walks back behind counter* If anyone wants anything, just holler!
Zankee koindly, marm! *Zhovez 'iz znout intae ze cheeze an' ztartz eatin'*
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 26, 2014, 07:54:23 PM
*Starts grilling Tam's scorpion* *Than puts it on a plate and gives it to Tam* Your meal tried to kill me earlier. I think it succeeded. *Falls over*
LOL! That's awesome!
Ahem, yes thank you Russa. I am sorry it tried to kill you. Good food does come at a price though, eh? Oh, look, she passed out!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on June 26, 2014, 10:26:16 PM
Oh my goodness, Russa! I laughed so hard at that last bit that I cried!
SAME! :D
No, it just has a PICTURE of a squirrel on it.
Uh, Russa? Hello?
Hi, give me a magic banana and I'll be fine.
*gives magic bannana*
BANNANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAN
*Goes back to mopping*
*Takes a bite of the banana* Thanks Wylder!
Can I have a banana split?
*Finishes mopping floor and starts to wax it* *Frowns, snaps fingers, everything levitates, and then resumes waxing*
Hey Corny, can you fill in for Russa and get me a banana split? Please?
Sure! *runs and makes banana split* You want hot fudge? Or some other sauce? And perhaps some French fries?
Sure I'll have hot fudge sauce! And, do you mean french fries in the banana split?
*Pours hot fudge on split* Tell me when there's enough.
No, not IN the banana split. On the side.
Uh, I guess. Oh, and that's enough hot fudge sauce.
*Stops pouring fudge* *Hands banana split to Amber, and fishes up a could a french fires* *Hands fries tuh Amber*
*Waves* Hi, I'm back! Anything happen while I was gone?
More. Crayfish. Please...
Do you want it boiled, fried, baked, grilled, or uh raw?
I was just making Amber a banana split, and giving her some french fries.
Cool, can you go to the Village Trade Store and get some more potatoes?
Sure!
I got twenty potatoes! *Rushes in waving bag of potatoes aloft*
:D Awesome! *Grabs peeling knife, and starts peeling potatoes*
;D
*Snaps finger and potatoes are peeled*
GET AWAY FROM CORNY! SHE HAS MAGIC INSIDE OF HER!!! :o
Do I need to ducktape your mouth closed? Haha, JK!
And what, may I ask, is wrong with me having magic? *Puts on annoyed face*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 07, 2014, 10:00:20 PM
;D
*Snaps finger and potatoes are peeled*
Um, that was just the slightest bit weird... *Runs*
Hey! I'm harmless!
How do you know?
STAY AWAY FROM HER! SHE MIGHT POISON YOU WITH MAGIC IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE!!!! :o
;D
*Keeps running*
I'm harmless! *Sits down and starts to bawl*
Maybe shes not so harmful.
*Keeps crying*
*Cries harder and louder*
There, there, harmless Cornflower, no need to cry.
*cat hiss*
*Pets Corn* *Gives bowl of milk to Corn* *Eats a banana*
*Lunges at Russa* I'M NO CAT! I can't drink milk! I'm lactose intolerant!
Are you really lactose intolerant?
With some milk, yes. With others, no....We can't find out the difference, so I mainly stay away from milk. And dairy products....I can eat Stoneyfield yogurt. And Briar's ice cream....But that's just about it. :-\ Oh, and cheese is okay.
Very interesting.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 10, 2014, 10:06:22 PM
*Lunges at Russa* I'M NO CAT! I can't drink milk! I'm lactose intolerant!
Oops......
:-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
S'okay. Am I still hired?
Aye.
Yay!
IKR?
;D
8)
:o
???
Yahahahahahahaha!!!
*Cat hiss*
Hmmm, that cat hiss proves you're a cat, as does your profile pic.
I'm no cat!
Although, I do hiss like a cat in real life. *Shrugs*
Hmm, interesting. I say "Kiraaaka!!!!!" in real life.
Hmm.....Guess old habits die hard, eh?
And, where's all the customers? HEY, PEOPLE! WE'RE HAVING A POTATO SPECIAL! We'll make your potatoes any way you want 'em! At double speed!
I guess I'll take some. Can I have some mashed potatoes with gravy?
SAure! With or without the peel? *Prepares to snap fingers, then thinks better of it and runs over to kitchen and starts potatoes boiling*
Without the peel, please.
Good! Any milk, butter, etc.?
Just a plain glass of water.
You want water in your mashed potatoes? To each their own, I suppose......
No, I just meant a glass of water to go with it. Not in it. My apologies for not making it clear.
kay! Now, in the mashed potatoes: Milk, butter, or what? *Pours glass of cold water and gives it to Mor*
FOOD!
We're having a special on potatoes, Tam.
No, I think that's it. Thank you.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 16, 2014, 01:15:08 AM
We're having a special on potatoes, Tam.
I'll take that special. Can you put hot sauce on it please?
*Grabs a potato and dumps it in a barrel of hot sauce, then put it on a plate* Here ya are Tam, do you want a drink?
Um, maybe some sweet tea?
Sure! *Pours glass of sweet tea and sets it by Tam* Yo, Mor! Waiting over here!
Thank you!
You're welcome!
;D
How's da potato?
Good.
Good. How do you post so fast?
Dunno.
*Bump bumpity bump*
*Cackles madly*
Hi.
baby turtle would like an order of fried squirrel tail if he is attacked by Russa
Hi.
Hi.
¿Como estas?
Want a steak?
¡Buenas Tardes!
Yeah, it is a good afternoon. Want a steak?
¿Como te llamas?
My name is Russa Nodrey. 8)
¡Encantado(a) Senorita Russa Nodrey!
??? That isn't translating right.....
;D
It means "Pleased to meet you, Miss Russa Nodrey!"
We've already met....
Quote from my spanish book.
"Practice the spanish you know (including greeting and pronouns) on a friend or family member - Even if you already know them"
*Cackles madly* :D
So, order up! *Has finished frying the squirrel tail and slams it in front of Lord FireDrake* Oh, I'm having such a bad day. . .
Why?
You wanna hear somebody callin' you dad stupid? Right in front of you? Although kicking him was nice.
No, I don't. Sorry that happened. I would go kick the person that did that.
I am actually considered a de-bullyfier.
...Because you... bully them back? I guess that works... XD
Kind of.......
I go to some of my cousin's schools (because they are not homeschooled like us) and I kind of just sit and watch for people to come up and try to hurt them and I step in and tell them to stop it.
They can't complain or fight back when I put my game face on.
I escpecially need to do it to my one cousin who is nine years old and has broken her arm the 5th time now because I kid pushed her down at school.....
Gonna beat that kid....
Just don't kill him.
You would that after I kicked him in the stomach the first time the guy would learn. But nooooo! MY SISTER IS NOT A BLOND BIMBO! She ain't boy crazy, when she DOES wear make0up, she's tasteful about it, and, true, she's a blonde, but who cares? IT MAKES HER MORE LOVEABLE! And it's funny sometimes. Can I go home now?
Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?
*Is starting to piece things together.*
If I'm not mistaken, he's a nurse at the hospital Cornflower's currently in.
Hmm.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 22, 2014, 12:15:09 AM
Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?
*Is starting to piece things together.*
I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*
............She isn't married..............
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 22, 2014, 03:53:21 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 22, 2014, 12:15:09 AM
Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?
*Is starting to piece things together.*
I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*
Sooo...what happened that made you freak out and swear like that?
That is what I am wondering.....
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 22, 2014, 04:54:47 PM
............She isn't married..............
No. You see, the boyfriend had trouble divorcing his ex wife, and then someone gave them moonshine cherries. Enough said.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 22, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 22, 2014, 03:53:21 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 22, 2014, 12:15:09 AM
Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?
*Is starting to piece things together.*
I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*
Sooo...what happened that made you freak out and swear like that?
Cameron, that's what. And, yes, I'm a profane little thing. Must Southerners are.
...Moonshine cherries...?
Yes. Or was it chocolate dipped moonshine cherries?.......
*Is still confused*
Cherries that have been soaked in moonshine, a alcoholic beverage. Good grief, you don't know about moonshine?
Yeah, I know what moonshine is, but I'm not sure what that has to do with your sister and her boyfriend...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 22, 2014, 11:25:10 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 22, 2014, 04:54:47 PM
............She isn't married..............
No. You see, the boyfriend had trouble divorcing his ex wife, and then someone gave them moonshine cherries. Enough said.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 22, 2014, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 22, 2014, 03:53:21 PM
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 22, 2014, 12:15:09 AM
Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?
*Is starting to piece things together.*
I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*
Sooo...what happened that made you freak out and swear like that?
Cameron, that's what. And, yes, I'm a profane little thing. Must Southerners are.
Ahem.
I do have a habit of......yeah......Sometimes........Swearing........
Southerner.
And about the moonshine cherries......
Well........
;D
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 23, 2014, 12:21:29 AM
Yeah, I know what moonshine is, but I'm not sure what that has to do with your sister and her boyfriend...
Ay yi yi. They ate the moonshine cherries, got drunk, and decided to. . . None of us wanna know.
QuoteAhem.
I do have a habit of......yeah......Sometimes........Swearing........
Southerner.
And about the moonshine cherries......
Well........
;D
See? Southerners are profane. It happens.
Oh..... :/
Yes Rednecks are.....weird....
Not so complicated, is it?
No.
There we go, then!
Mmhmm!
Who wants something to eat?
Chicken? Fried please?
*Fries chicken and puts it on a plate* Here ya are! Corn might kill you.
Mm, I'll let it go. This time. *Fixes self plate of mashed potatoes with gravy*
Thank you.
"............A little bit of chicken fried..........."
*Raises eyebrow*
Hi.
Hello Amber! How are you?
Hi, Amber. I think we're still having that potato special.
Oh, Yes.
*Twiddles thumbs*
*Starts dancing with Russa*
*wanders into the restaurant*
I could really go for a bowl of mashed potatoes right now. *wink, wink*
*Grabs Rosie, holds her winking eyeball open and pours eye drops into it.* Don't worry. I'll help you flush out whatever is in your eye.
*blinks constantly because I can stand anything touching my eyes*
me want banana
*Shoves unpeeled banana in Ashe's mouth*
Bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*Malfunctioning, self destruct initiated*
wut
Chee chee chee.
/me eats Russa.
That is what we're supposed to do in this thread right?
Quote from: Ashleg on June 03, 2017, 06:44:01 PM
Chee chee chee.
Cheese? *Gives Ash a plate of cheese*
Quote from: Delthion on June 04, 2017, 05:14:45 AM
/me eats Russa.
That is what we're supposed to do in this thread right?
*Watches as Del eats a hologram* *Shakes head* I shall never understand that lad.
I'd like to place an order.
If you say Skarzs Fries I'm going to kill you.
Skarzs Fries are a McDelthions Exclusive and I'll sue the horsie off of anyone that tries to sell them other than me.
Quote from: Groddil on June 05, 2017, 12:34:14 AM
I'd like to place an order.
Sure, what would you like?
I'll have two chicken filet burger medium meals, a chicken double-filet burger large meal, a chicken bucket medium meal with extra dip, a chicken wrap medium meal, two Chicken Royale medium meals, one with cheese, and a large soda.
That'll be $49.98. Here's your number, and we'll have that right out for you! :D
I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.
Why is my order taking so long? It's been 3 hours!
Because you are very unworthy.
Quote from: Ashleg on June 05, 2017, 03:20:08 AM
I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.
Do you have any vegan options?
I'm a level three vegan: I only eat shadows.
But that's an animal product! Shadows are only produced because animals (and various other things) are in the way of light!
exactly! see this guy get's it
skars is a fake vegan
Quote from: Delthion on June 06, 2017, 12:28:04 AM
But that's an animal product! Shadows are only produced because animals (and various other things) are in the way of light!
Let me clarify: The shadows from plants.
I don't want to hurt any living thing so I will eat the shadow, which is the only renewable resource as long as the sun shines.
Plants are living too, you bastard!
I thought that you would understand how evil vegans are, being a sentient potato and all.
Can I eat other members?
As long as you share them with me ;)
Quote from: Groddil on June 06, 2017, 01:02:21 AM
Plants are living too, you [fox]!
I thought that you would understand how evil vegans are, being a sentient potato and all.
But I'm not eating the plants.
But you are eating a plant-product! SHADOWS ARE MURDER!!! SHADOWS ARE MURDER!!!
*Eats Del's shadow*
/me eats Amber.
*Hacks my way out of Del's stomach using an axe*
Quote from: Ashleg on June 05, 2017, 03:20:08 AM
I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.
Quote from: Delthion on June 05, 2017, 04:31:58 PM
Quote from: Ashleg on June 05, 2017, 03:20:08 AM
I would like a large fried Russa with Russa sauce and Russa nibs.
Sorry, we don't serve that here. :-\
Quote from: Groddil on June 05, 2017, 04:11:26 AM
Why is my order taking so long? It's been 3 hours!
Sorry about the wait. *Brings out a giant tray* Enjoy your meals! :D
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on June 05, 2017, 05:56:15 PM
Do you have any vegan options?
Yes we do! :D *Hands Galli a menu*
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on June 06, 2017, 01:12:02 AM
Can I eat other members?
Sorry, that's not allowed. :D
Mmm. Delicious. Now can I interest you in a partnership deal? We can sell you Skarzs fries, the best chips on the market, so long as you sell them for $2 or more per serve.
/me eats the real Russa's hand anyway.
I DEMAND Russa nibs!
???
What the hell is a "Nib?"
Unless it's short for nibblies. I like nibblies.
/me continues getting diabetes.
(https://www.builtlean.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cacao-nibs.jpg)
My name is Wilford Brimmley, and I have Diabeetus.
Quote from: Groddil on June 07, 2017, 02:01:17 AM
Mmm. Delicious. Now can I interest you in a partnership deal? We can sell you Skarzs fries, the best chips on the market, so long as you sell them for $2 or more per serve.
Um, I don't think so. Thanks, though. :D
Quote from: Delthion on June 07, 2017, 04:00:05 AM
/me eats the real Russa's hand anyway.
Haha! How funny! :D *Pats Delthion's little head as he happily chews on a fork*
Quote from: Ashleg on June 07, 2017, 04:05:24 AM
I DEMAND Russa nibs!
*Gives Ash Russa nibs* (They're not actually made out of me, BTW.) :D
Hey Russaa, can I have a pineapple smoothie? *Makes puppy dog eyes*
Sure! *Makes the smoothie* *Hands it to Rosie* Enjoy! :D
No, no. She said "pine-apple."
?
Here I come to save the day!
/me quickly makes a smoothie out of pine needles and apples, then hands it to Rosie, taking the other mistaken smoothie away.
*Slaps Del for stealing Rosie's smoothie*
I WAS MERELY FIXING HER SMOOTHIE!!!!
Quote from: Delthion on August 08, 2017, 09:51:44 PM
Here I come to save the day!
/me quickly makes a smoothie out of pine needles and apples, then hands it to Rosie, taking the other mistaken smoothie away.
OTP ^ - ^
*takes both smoothies and hand Russa $40*
Why are you a One Trick Pony?
Those smoothies are bloody expensive.
*Hands Rosie $33 in change* ;D
Thankee!
*drinks the smoothies*
*throws up*
They're great.... *smiles weakly*
*enters* Nice place ya got here Doctor Miss Russa!
@Kolman (although probably more
@Verdauga). You've got competition!
Do you serve bacon here?
<o>w<o>
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 29, 2020, 06:36:10 PM
Do you serve bacon here?
See, Verdauga? Sebias wants bacon from here instead of your restaurant. I'm sure others aren't far behind.
@Russa Nodrey can I get, like, a
bunch of noodles?
Hehehe
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 29, 2020, 06:36:10 PM
Do you serve bacon here?
Absolutely. What kind would you like?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 03:23:05 AM
@Russa Nodrey can I get, like, a bunch of noodles?
Tote. *Rushes back to the kitchen and quickly returns with a
bunch of noodles* Enjoy!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 14, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
*Slurps down milkshake and eats cheese* Yes, Head, I did mention cheese. May I have lots of candied ginger, and more extra extra sharp cheddar cheese? And throw in some goji berries, preferably dried, please.
Ah, good tastes, I see. Could I please have some of that stuff with a mug of peppermint tea? Thank you.
Yup, of course. *Disappears into the kitchen and returns with a platter containing the requested items* Here ya go. Watch out, the tea is very, very hot. *Hides my severely burnt hand behind my back* :D
Thank you, Russa! How much do I owe you for that?
Hoiho can help you.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 06:53:05 AM
Thank you, Russa! How much do I owe you for that?
Nothing. We don't charge our customers for their first order.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 06:55:53 AM
Hoiho can help you.
How? O.O
he has magical healing powers.
Ah, thank you very much. *begins eating food*
on my head *gets Hoiho to step up onto my paw* right here
*said through a mouthful of ginger* Alternatively, you could use kawakawa ointment. (I'm very experienced at talking with my mouth full, so that's why it came out so clear)
You're an odd one, sis.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 06:17:49 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 03:23:05 AM
@Russa Nodrey can I get, like, a bunch of noodles?
Tote. *Rushes back to the kitchen and quickly returns with a bunch of noodles* Enjoy!
Awesome, thanks! *Dashes off with his
bunch of noodles.*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 09:35:53 AM
on my head *gets Hoiho to step up onto my paw* right here
Uh, okay. *Holds up my burnt hand* Hoiho, can you heal this?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 10:14:22 AM
*said through a mouthful of ginger* Alternatively, you could use kawakawa ointment. (I'm very experienced at talking with my mouth full, so that's why it came out so clear)
Imteresting. I'll try that if Hoiho is unsuccessful.
*Returns, sans the noodles.* Ok, so... I need more. The others you gave me went away.
O.o
*Backs into the kitchen and returns with twice as many noodles as before* Here are your noodles. Enjoy!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 07:12:59 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 06:53:05 AM
Thank you, Russa! How much do I owe you for that?
Nothing. We don't charge our customers for their first order.
*Runs into restaurant*
"No charge?" :o :o 8D
Yup, but only for your first order.
"What do you suggest?"
(BTW Russa I forgot to say hi so. Hi!)
*Looks at a menu* Hmm, the beef stew is really good.
('Ello! ;D)
"Okay I will have one serving of beef stew a pumpkin cappuccino without the pumpkin and some Scott crisps please."
Okey-dokey! *Somersaults back to the kitchen* *Emerges with a tray of food* Here's your food. Enjoy!
...Don't forget to leave a review on Yelp.
*Gulps everything down in five massive bites*
"That was superb Russa!"
Thanks! :D
*Leaves a one million dollar tip and walks outside"
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 10:25:24 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 01, 2020, 09:35:53 AM
on my head *gets Hoiho to step up onto my paw* right here
Uh, okay. *Holds up my burnt hand* Hoiho, can you heal this?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 10:14:22 AM
*said through a mouthful of ginger* Alternatively, you could use kawakawa ointment. (I'm very experienced at talking with my mouth full, so that's why it came out so clear)
Imteresting. I'll try that if Hoiho is unsuccessful.
Hoiho is never unsuccessful. *Hoiho uses his powers of cuteness and heals Russa and makes her happy at the same time*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 10:38:07 PM
O.o
*Backs into the kitchen and returns with twice as many noodles as before* Here are your noodles. Enjoy!
You're just the best, Russa! I'd give you a hug if I wasn't holding these noodles! *Dashes off, twenty dollar bills flying in his wake.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 12:13:20 AM
*Leaves a one million dollar tip and walks outside"
WHAAAT?!?! I can finally buy an ostrich farm!!! YEHEHES!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 12:41:25 AM
Hoiho is never unsuccessful. *Hoiho uses his powers of cuteness and heals Russa and makes her happy at the same time*
Hey, my hand is better! *Screams* Why am I so happy?!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 01:01:35 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 10:38:07 PM
O.o
*Backs into the kitchen and returns with twice as many noodles as before* Here are your noodles. Enjoy!
You're just the best, Russa! I'd give you a hug if I wasn't holding these noodles! *Dashes off, twenty dollar bills flying in his wake.*
Aaw, thanks.
*Picks up the money* I'm gonna assume these are for me. I can use it to buy ostrich food.
ostrich farm? so that's why you work five jobs...
Of course. ^-^
well...I wish to apply for a job here...
Have you ever had a job before?
animal handler...
O_O
Imteresting.
What are some of your strengths?
I love cooking and am told that I'm good at it as well, and am quite friendly and professional...
less of the professional though... and if you get any wildlife in here I can help
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 02, 2020, 02:44:01 AM
O_O
what? what's wrong? what have I done!?
I'd like to point out that Lass tends to make brownies when she's trying to make a chocolate cake, and vice versa. Both do taste good, though.
Sshhh Kade! I can just get Hoiho to do that part...
Hehehe!
(WHAT IS IT?)
If you need a reference, I'll be willing to give one, privately.
Oooo, If you do, can I listen in?
(Teer, I'm in a job interview, this is not the time. I'm just waiting for Miss Russa to get back on...)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 02, 2020, 04:49:31 AM
Oooo, If you do, can I listen in?
Probably not, but possibly.
Alright, Lass, you're hired! Can you take these waffles to that guy over there?
Yay! *takes the waffles to the aforementioned guy*
Guy: Thank you. Can I have some maple syrup, please?
Sure! *poofs the maple syrup, and hands it over* Enjoy!
Guy: Thanks! *Pours the syrup into a cup and drinks it*
*hides her shock and asks* anything else?
Guy: Yeah, some more syrup. *Holds out cup*
(Thats just plain gross)
Guy: How dare you!
pay no heed sir..
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 02, 2020, 08:55:21 AM
Guy: Yeah, some more syrup. *Holds out cup*
Sure! *poofs the cup full again* there you go! *calmly walks to the kitchen to be grossed out*
Syrup Guy: *Drinks syrup* Mmm. ^-^
*has finished food and peppermint tea* That was most delicious, thank you. I'm still a bit peckish. Can I please have a tropical fruit salad?
*enters kitchen and fells faint* I just saw somebeast drink syrup like water...*shuders*
*Is in the kitchen making Teer's fruit salad* Yeah, he's a regular. *Also shudders*
oh no...how much do I charge?
Wait, Roark Rickaby goes here?
(wut?)
(Webcomic reference.)
(ahhhhhhhhhh, I see read)
So, what's the Dish of the Day?
um, mince and cheese pie with Brownie for pudding, and hot chocolate
Sounds good.
*comes out of the kitchen and serves the customers*
*Whispers to Lass.* I think that maple syrup Guy is Canadian. Best be careful, otherwise he might start apologizing at you.
and why would that be a bad thing?
Like, he won't stop either. He'll just follow you, constantly apologizing.
how is that a bad thing?
Suit yourself.
*re-enters the kitchen with dirty dishes*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 05:30:54 PM
*re-enters the kitchen with dirty dishes*
I'll take care of the dishes. Can you take this fruit salad to Teer, please?
Yes Mam *takes Teer her food* Enjoy!
Thank's. ;D *devors fruit salid*
*smiles* my pleasure. *goes back into the kitchen*
*Ignores the previous two posts.*
(Why?)
(I also wish to know this...)
*spits Scott out* How did you get in my fruit salad?
(Ewwwwwwwww
@Scott McLamok why were you in Teer's food?)
*glares at Scott* Were you trying to steal my fruit?
What did I do?
Obviously trying to steal Teer's fruit, of course.
Ehh ::)
As a matter of fact I was trying to advertise ScottCrisps™©
*trys not to laugh* :-X
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 03, 2020, 04:19:16 AM
As a matter of fact I was trying to advertise ScottCrisps™©
I already said that they're delicious, but they don't go very well with fruit salad, so please, in future, refrain from hiding in my fruit salad so that I eat you. If you really want to be eaten, just ask. I'm a very obliging beast, when I choose to be.
I am on a marketing campaign that has to work or else my sponsors will probably ditch my company.
(0.0)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 03, 2020, 06:46:15 AM
I am on a marketing campaign that has to work or else my sponsors will probably ditch my company.
Well, as customer feedback, I'll tell you that hiding in my fruit salad is not appreciated.
(you guys :laugh:)
The sad truth is if Fritolays leaves me I will have to go to BWAS to keep my company up and running. Our sales have been decreasing quickly as a matter of fact this is our worst year.
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Look, I'm perfectly willing to buy your product, just don't put it in my fruit salad!
Did you know that I have a controlled diet so my customers can have their prefered taste?
(aye, that's quite a way to sell a product XD)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 03, 2020, 06:58:05 AM
Did you know that I have a controlled diet so my customers can have their prefered taste?
It sounds very interesting. How does one purchase Scott Crisps anyway?
I am a good buisness man with a good product but sadly people don't appreciate it. (I'll probably make a thread)
*re-enters room and gives people their orders*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 03, 2020, 07:02:45 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 03, 2020, 06:58:05 AM
Did you know that I have a controlled diet so my customers can have their prefered taste?
It sounds very interesting. How does one purchase Scott Crisps anyway?
You have to eat him. He's the crisp.
Hah!
I'm not lying ^-^
I never said you were, I was laughing at the mental picture of Teer, prepared to eat Scott. :laugh:
(that's just messed up...really messed up...)
Hello? I'd like to order three pistachios please.
...Okay... *gives Kade his order*
Why are you handing them to me?
Lass works here. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:33:34 AM
Why are you handing them to me?
Er...it's my job, sir..
Ooh, a restaurant!
Yes, indeed. Your reaction is very appropriate!
Aye, tis indeed.