Poll
Question:
Who will win?
Option 1: Members
Option 2: Guests, Member/Guests Mods and Nods
Option 3: DDB Allies
Intelligence gathered this a few moments ago:
(http://i.imgur.com/ZHOuGWW.jpg)
We need to prepare for the worst!
What is the worst of the worst is when they are doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see."
I always knew the guests were up to something...
What does Unknown Action even mean?
I believe it's when the forum doesn't have a name for what you're doing.
I think one of the things it says that for is when you edit a post right on the thread, without hitting the regular 'modify' button.
But guests can't edit posts, soooo...
Nod: We changed the forum settings the other day so that guests can vote on editing and deleting posts. Forgot to tell you guys.
Riiight.
Suuuuuure James, I belive you.
I can't believe that I actually checked that...
If you ever register then you can't see it. :)
But I logged out...
I know. We check to make sure that you didn't register an account, so just logging out doesn't work.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!
The Mods are taking over the world, they are everywhere! They are the Freemoderators!
Down with the Gryphon!!!!
Quote from: Delthion on January 16, 2015, 03:03:20 AM
What is the worst of the worst is when they are doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see."
IKR!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/cJWSi1j.jpg)
STOP THE SECRECY!!!!
I rightly know?
I'm a royal knight.
*Passes out torches and pitchforks* A rebellion Lets do it!
(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/54665948.jpg)
Two of them are viewing my profile. . . ;-;
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 17, 2015, 06:28:19 AM
Two of them are viewing my profile. . . ;-;
(http://www.troll.me/images/war-cat/prepare-yourself-for-war.jpg)
Jet, you might want to take a look at this:
(http://i.imgur.com/UCEkg5w.jpg)
Dude! You're obsessed!!!!!!!! ::)
I think it's time for another guest war. *Face pales*
I... I... WHAT ARE THEY DOING ON MY PROFILE?????????
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on January 18, 2015, 01:37:28 AM
Jet, you might want to take a look at this:
(http://i.imgur.com/UCEkg5w.jpg)
*Screams*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 18, 2015, 01:41:12 AM
I think it's time for another guest war. *Face pales*
*Screams*
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 18, 2015, 02:00:13 AM
I... I... WHAT ARE THEY DOING ON MY PROFILE?????????
*Screams*
*Claps a hand over Rain's mouth.* Quiet! They might hear us, and I feel like being able to hear in years to come.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 18, 2015, 02:12:33 AM
*Claps a hand over Rain's mouth.* Quiet! They might hear us, and I feel like being able to hear in years to come.
*Muffled*
BLECH! GET YOUR STINKY HAND OFF MY FACE!
What on Earth does "Collapsing a category" mean?
Quote from: Rainshadow on January 18, 2015, 02:15:11 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 18, 2015, 02:12:33 AM
*Claps a hand over Rain's mouth.* Quiet! They might hear us, and I feel like being able to hear in years to come.
*Muffled* BLECH! GET YOUR STINKY HAND OFF MY FACE!
It smells like metal; deal with it, I'm a blacksmith.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 18, 2015, 02:30:36 AM
What on Earth does "Collapsing a category" mean?
Take a wild guess. *whisper*total annihilation*whisper*
Hey kids, wanna see a magic trick? I can make a forum disappear.
;D
.________________.
O¥O
Quote from: James Gryphon on January 18, 2015, 05:06:53 AM
Hey kids, wanna see a magic trick? I can make a forum disappear.
;D
:o Prepare for war!
*Gulps* I remember the sad days I spent as a guest, cursed to wander aimlessly, unable to post.........it was terrible.
REVIVE! SHES ONE OF OUR OWN AND SHES GONE ROUGE!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/nGzWoir.jpg)
;D
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 05:09:29 AM
REVIVE! SHES ONE OF PUR OWN AND SHES GONE ROUGE!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/nGzWoir.jpg)
*Decapitates Soren for poor spelling and grammar*
*whips out sensor* Sir, scanners detect multiple guest frequinces in Sector 3.5, permission to take a team and dispose of invaders?
Quote from: Izeroth on February 26, 2015, 06:04:32 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 05:09:29 AM
REVIVE! SHES ONE OF PUR OWN AND SHES GONE ROUGE!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/nGzWoir.jpg)
*Decapitates Soren for poor spelling and grammar*
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftvm4iAJ91qb3hgqo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 01:02:15 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on February 26, 2015, 06:04:32 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 05:09:29 AM
REVIVE! SHES ONE OF PUR OWN AND SHES GONE ROUGE!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/nGzWoir.jpg)
*Decapitates Soren for poor spelling and grammar*
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftvm4iAJ91qb3hgqo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 01:02:15 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on February 26, 2015, 06:04:32 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 05:09:29 AM
REVIVE! SHES ONE OF PUR OWN AND SHES GONE ROUGE!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/nGzWoir.jpg)
*Decapitates Soren for poor spelling and grammar*
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftvm4iAJ91qb3hgqo1_400.jpg)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 01:02:15 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on February 26, 2015, 06:04:32 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 26, 2015, 05:09:29 AM
REVIVE! SHES ONE OF PUR OWN AND SHES GONE ROUGE!!!
(http://i.imgur.com/nGzWoir.jpg)
*Decapitates Soren for poor spelling and grammar*
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftvm4iAJ91qb3hgqo1_400.jpg)
Silence! Return to the lawless pit from whence you came!
I believe you mean gone rogue.
Capture the aristocrats, off with their heads!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 26, 2015, 08:55:43 PM
Capture the aristocrats, off with their heads!
Seize the means of production! Get a hammer and sickle! Oh, wait, wrong revolution..
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on February 26, 2015, 08:53:02 PM
I believe you mean gone rogue.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftvm4iAJ91qb3hgqo1_400.jpg)
@Rus & Iz
(http://gif.co/o66u.gif)
As a Grammar Nazi, I remain neutral.
OH NO, MHERA'S GONE RED! ;)
Also, GET THE GUNPOWDER AND PREPARE THE CAVALRY. THIIIIIISS ISSSSSSS WWWWWWWAAAAARRRRRR!
*Marches with mob* DOWN WITH THE POWER DOWN WITH THE POWER DOWN WITH THE POWER!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 27, 2015, 01:37:56 PM
OH NO, MHERA'S GONE RED! ;)
Also, GET THE GUNPOWDER AND PREPARE THE CAVALRY. THIIIIIISS ISSSSSSS WWWWWWWAAAAARRRRRR!
A warning to the people
The good and the evil
This is war
To the soldier, the civilian
The martyr, the victim
This is war
It's the moment of truth and the moment to lie
It's the moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight
To fight, to fight, to fight!
To the right! To the left!
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of Earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right! To the left!
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the Earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world!
A warning to the prophet
The liar, the honest
This is war
To the leader, the pariah
The victor, the messiah
This is war
It's the moment of truth, and the moment to lie,
The moment to live and the moment to die,
The moment to fight, the moment to fight,
To fight, to fight, to fight!
To the right! To the left!
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right, To the left
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world!
I do believe in the light
Raise your hands into the sky
The fight is done, the war is won
Lift your hands toward the sun
Toward the sun
Toward the sun
Toward the sun
The war is won
To the right! To the left!
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
From the last to the first
To the right! To the left!
We will fight to the death!
To the edge of the earth
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world
It's a brave new world!
A brave new world
The war is won
The war is won
A brave new world
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 27, 2015, 05:17:23 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on February 26, 2015, 08:53:02 PM
I believe you mean gone rogue.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftvm4iAJ91qb3hgqo1_400.jpg)
Then you've heard it correctly and incorrectly. 'Rogue' as in a sort of scoundrel is spelled R-O-G-U-E. If you spell it R-O-U-G-E then you're talking about makeup.
And I don't wear make up.
Unless I'm going undercover...
Quote from: Mhera on February 27, 2015, 07:59:43 PM
Unless I'm going undercover...
She's an undercover guest!!!!
That's right. I'm just a guest with an account.
OUT WITH THE STUMP AND AXE, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS DOWN WITH THE POWER *Waves axe around*
*Grabs a pitchfork and a lit torch*
Aren't we all guests with accounts?
lOL!!!!!! Um, no. Because, like, she's like, evil! Therefore she's like, a guest! IMHO
@Jet: I'm pretty sure A Brave New World isn't a good thing. At least, not according to Aldous Huxley.
So, anyone have a plan of attack. 'Cause, you know, there are hungry guests that would like nothing better than to sink their fangs into a good old piece of juicy member.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 27, 2015, 09:43:06 PM
Aren't we all guests with accounts?
Quiet. You're thinking too hard.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 27, 2015, 10:05:37 PM
So, anyone have a plan of attack. 'Cause, you know, there are hungry guests that would like nothing better than to sink their fangs into a good old piece of juicy member.
Form a impenetrable wall in the cellars where we can survive an all out siege! Check the weapon supplies and summon the mightiest warriors. Sharpen your swords and pitchforks, light your torches and ready the catapults. Gather food and drink then store them safely underground. Patrol the Front lawns constantly for new warriors and mount a guard in the Forum games. Prepare to defend the forum with your lives. Ready all your armor and shine your boots. assemble any potential fighters and arm every able bodied member. Assign officers and most of all we need a leader! WE ARE GOING TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fools! I can penetrate any of your piteous attempts at defenses!
*Puts duct tape between the forum and Mhera* HAHA no one can argue with the power of duct tape we are safe.
'ov aboot a Vav o' Vapour?...
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQjU79fhZk9tVf7NwrynIEwQx44O9P65qp2q-24pLND0xR54J5_)
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608015894681682608&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Nope duct tape is stronger, we'll put all our faith and chances of survival into duct tape.
*Blasts Mhera with auric energy* KEEP BACK YOU FOUL GUEST-SYMPATHIZER!!!
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjdk3U0mzsUokDaUKreBUu6i33XzfGl4PtaBcaaDhVhd-VeVa4)(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjdk3U0mzsUokDaUKreBUu6i33XzfGl4PtaBcaaDhVhd-VeVa4)(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjdk3U0mzsUokDaUKreBUu6i33XzfGl4PtaBcaaDhVhd-VeVa4)(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjdk3U0mzsUokDaUKreBUu6i33XzfGl4PtaBcaaDhVhd-VeVa4)
*Army o' minionz run up tae 'elp protect againzt ze guezt zreat*
Who's gonna be our leader?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 28, 2015, 12:41:58 AM
*Blasts Mhera with auric energy* KEEP BACK YOU FOUL GUEST-SYMPATHIZER!!!
*Steps through hole in LT's duct tape barrier Jet's energy blast created* Thank you for the new doorway. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 28, 2015, 12:43:24 AM
Who's gonna be our leader?
JOIN ME!
*Locks Mhera in chains of auric energy*
Quote from: Mhera on February 28, 2015, 12:56:11 AM
*Steps through hole in LT's duct tape barrier Jet's energy blast created* Thank you for the new doorway. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 28, 2015, 12:43:24 AM
Who's gonna be our leader?
JOIN ME!
I'D RATHER DRINK DUMPSTER JUICE!!!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 28, 2015, 01:22:33 AM
Quote from: Mhera on February 28, 2015, 12:56:11 AM
*Steps through hole in LT's duct tape barrier Jet's energy blast created* Thank you for the new doorway. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 28, 2015, 12:43:24 AM
Who's gonna be our leader?
JOIN ME!
I'D RATHER DRINK DUMPSTER JUICE!!!!!
Thanks for putting THAT image in my head...
Join the guest revolution, and support the staff! Today only: a free carton of egg rolls, one gallon of dumpster juice, and a fresh taco for every member who defects!
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 28, 2015, 01:02:30 AM
*Locks Mhera in chains of auric energy*
*Briefly disembodies self from account and uses guest form to break chains; logs back on*
How can ya'll pass up the chance of free egg rolls, dumpster juice, and a taco?
Quote from: Mhera on February 28, 2015, 01:58:57 AM
How can ya'll pass up the chance of free egg rolls, dumpster juice, and a taco?
Because my TV show will not run you MAGGOTS!CHAAAAARGEEEEE!
(http://wargamesfactory.lefora.com/attach/view/ma/290708fde1220dbec18922d96826582977560fea.jpg)
Quote from: James Gryphon on February 28, 2015, 01:28:31 AM
Join the guest revolution, and support the staff! Today only: a free carton of egg rolls, one gallon of dumpster juice, and a fresh taco for every member who defects!
I'll take the role of Sweden in this war. Injured, come to me!
Quote from: Mhera on February 28, 2015, 01:58:57 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 28, 2015, 01:02:30 AM
*Locks Mhera in chains of auric energy*
*Briefly disembodies self from account and uses guest form to break chains; logs back on*
How can ya'll pass up the chance of free egg rolls, dumpster juice, and a taco?
I can totally pass that up! I mean, seriously, dumpster juice?! Come on!
And Mhera, how on Earth could you go to the...Evil Side? *Sobs* :'(
Dumpster juice is delicious and nutritious! It's filled with vitamins and herbs, and it builds up your antibodies. What's not to like?*
*thesestatementshavenotbeenevaluatedbythefoodanddrugadministrationthisproductisnotintendedtodiagnosetreatcureorpreventanydiseasethestatementsabovemaynotberepresentativeofeverysampleofproductpleaseconsultwithyourdoctorbeforeusingthisproductyourresultsmayvary
Wow! That sounds slightly better than my usual diet of dying threads and syrup!
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 28, 2015, 03:42:25 AM
And Mhera, how on Earth could you go to the...Evil Side? *Sobs* :'(
*sips dumpster juice* Who said I was good to begin with?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 27, 2015, 11:58:39 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 27, 2015, 10:05:37 PM
So, anyone have a plan of attack. 'Cause, you know, there are hungry guests that would like nothing better than to sink their fangs into a good old piece of juicy member.
Form a impenetrable wall in the cellars where we can survive an all out siege! Check the weapon supplies and summon the mightiest warriors. Sharpen your swords and pitchforks, light your torches and ready the catapults. Gather food and drink then store them safely underground. Patrol the Front lawns constantly for new warriors and mount a guard in the Forum games. Prepare to defend the forum with your lives. Ready all your armor and shine your boots. assemble any potential fighters and arm every able bodied member. Assign officers and most of all we need a leader! WE ARE GOING TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you sure you aren't Theoden in your spare time? He got all the great speeches and that one was worthy of such a hero! ;D
Anyway I have summoned Roland to assist us in quelling the heretical guests from the forums.
I shall quell all resistance and I shall fall on the guests with my well-made sword. Durendal, let your steel cleave through the evils of guesthood and destroy all those who dare to side with them. Monjoy!!!
Quote from: James Gryphon on February 28, 2015, 03:50:59 AM
Dumpster juice is delicious and nutritious! It's filled with vitamins and herbs, and it builds up your antibodies. What's not to like?*
*thesestatementshavenotbeenevaluatedbythefoodanddrugadministrationthisproductisnotintendedtodiagnosetreatcureorpreventanydiseasethestatementsabovemaynotberepresentativeofeverysampleofproductpleaseconsultwithyourdoctorbeforeusingthisproductyourresultsmayvary
Oh dang it, a hair is on my screen.
The members, suffering a crushing betrayal, prepare for war while Mhera is drinking dumpster juice. Check back after the interval for more! ;)
Wait a minute, is this the TV show thread for the audition thread?
No, I'm filming a documentary!
Let's just pick a leader. We got a Forum War between Mhera's guests, James's staff, and the intrepid Members. We need a member leader.
Well I have the experience, but Soren you have the wackiness and Russa as well. I care not for who is the leader, all that I shall do is fall upon the guests with my well-made sword.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 28, 2015, 02:52:46 PM
Let's just pick a leader. We got a Forum War between Mhera's guests, James's staff, and the intrepid Members. We need a member leader.
I'm fairly sure I already said that and a lot more my good sir.
Quote from: Delthion on February 28, 2015, 02:54:03 PM
Well I have the experience, but Soren you have the wackiness and Russa as well. I care not for who is the leader, all that I shall do is fall upon the guests with my well-made sword.
Sure thing, take this duct tape and wrap it everywhere. *Hands Ronald Duct tape*
We'll form a Triumvirate! ;D (It may fall apart rather quickly though.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 28, 2015, 03:09:45 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on February 28, 2015, 02:52:46 PM
Let's just pick a leader. We got a Forum War between Mhera's guests, James's staff, and the intrepid Members. We need a member leader.
I'm fairly sure I already said that and a lot more my good sir.
Quote from: Delthion on February 28, 2015, 02:54:03 PM
Well I have the experience, but Soren you have the wackiness and Russa as well. I care not for who is the leader, all that I shall do is fall upon the guests with my well-made sword.
Sure thing, take this duct tape and wrap it everywhere. *Hands Ronald Duct tape*
My name is not Ronold it is Roland. But I shall do as you wish. *Puts duct tape everywhere, including LT.*
I seek neither leadership nor glory, however, when thrust opon me, who am I to deny the people.
I nominate Russa to lead us. Then we take a vote.
*Peals off painful duct tape* I second that Russa leads us. Soren you can be a senior officer. And I'll be the deputy commander and Delthion/Ronald can be senior combat officer. Jett can be Defensive commandant and the guy that does everything cool.
So what are your orders Commander Russa?
Why are there a lot of guests? I'm curious.
Quote from: Skyblade on February 28, 2015, 10:46:55 PM
Why are there a lot of guests? I'm curious.
I'm a good recruiter.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 28, 2015, 09:53:11 PM
So what are your orders Commander Russa?
This is not the first time the guests and mods have attempted a take over, and it may not be the last.
We must send out spies to find out their battle plans, then we will be better prepared when they attack. We must also collect weapons, and store food in case we become under siege. Also, we must fortify this topic.
*Salutes*
Aye, Sir!
*Calls in Engineering*
Thread fortified!
You honestly think your pitiful defenses can stand against our power?
No. We think our offense can destroy it!
You know not our abilities.
Since I'm an interdimensional being of immense power who created another universe, I'm fairly confident that, were it my intention, I could absolutely obliterate you
If that is true, why don't you send impressive holographic messages instead of writing in text? That would be way cooler.
Nod: That's enough. Everyone needs to stop posting in this topic. Disobey and you will be nagged for life. This is your final warning.
Seriously? You told us to stop posting in a topic but didn't lock it? Pfft! ;D
Why did you post in the topic when I told you not to? I'm tired of this behavior from you, young lady. And you still have all these other chores to do. You still need to do the dishes, and I thought I told you to clean up your room! It's like a hurricane went through there. What are you, a three-year-old? It's like I have to do everything around here.
Fight it Mask! Fight it! Don't give in to the mods uncanny ability of guilt!
Aye, now men we stand, we are but few in the face of such great adversaries, but this day we shall hold the members banner high, or die trying! Monjoy!
I do not fear your deadly and rather impressive powers lion eagle! I will never surrender because of fear.
DOWN WITH THE POWER DOWN WITH THE POWER DOWN WITH THE POWER!
Join me fellow forum members Commander Russa we need your guidance to defeat these powerful foes!
I say we blast James into oblivion, Commander Russa.
What, and rob us of all our honor?! Never, I swear it on Joyeuse, the sword of Charlemagne! We shall do this in a fashion that is honorable, otherwise I shall remove myself from this conglomeration all together!
^^ Commander isn't a rank. Try Lieutenant General, maybe?
Commander is a rank in ST!
I'm fairly sure that is a billet, actually.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 28, 2015, 11:27:24 PM
If that is true, why don't you send impressive holographic messages instead of writing in text? That would be way cooler.
Because I do not wish to
Commander is a rank in the Navy; a better approximation for tha Army would be Lieutenant Colonel.
What is wrong with you kids? If I told you once, I told you a million times, don't post in this topic, and look both ways before you cross the street! Are you trying to get yourselves killed? Yeah, well, I don't care what your friends did. If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too? Not only is it dangerous, it's very inconsiderate. And you didn't take out the trash! The trash truck comes once a week, I don't think it's too much to ask you to take out a bag one time and drop it in a bin. Get off the computer and go outside! When I was your age we had to walk to school uphill through the snow both ways! You kids have it easy now. Don't backtalk me, boy, do what I tell you.
But if I took out the trash I'd have no more dumpster juice!
Yes! See the evil traitorousness of mods!
DOWN WITH THE GRYPHON!!!!!!!
Arm yourselves!
4 guests viewing this topic right now! Rally to me, loyal soldiers!
Defend the thread from the guest!!!
Guests are powerless against us! We must fight THE MODS!
We could get a mod to change sides.
How would we do that?
ALRIGHT PIPSQUEAKS, BRING OUT THE BIG GUNS, ME! NOW I HATE GUESTS MORE THAN YOU, SO I HOLD A TEMPORARY ALLIANCE. DON'T BLOW IT. JAMES YOU MORONIC CHICKEN, SHUT YER PIE HOLE OR I'LL MAKE SOUP OUTTA YA EYES! NOW THEN, LET'S GET ON WITH IT.
*Arms self*
NOOO, THAT WOULD BE JAMES.
Don't make me come over there.
COME AT ME BRO, I"LL EAT YOUR THIGHS BEFORE RIPPING OFF YOUR EARS AND DEEP FRYING THEM! YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME PUNK? I'LL BEAT YOU AND YOUR PET KIDNEY BEFORE EATING ALL YOUR DORITOS AND SPITTING THEM AT YOU. I'LL BREAK EVERYONE BONE IN YOUR BODY, MAKE SOUP OUT OF IT AND SPOON FEED YOUR CHILD IT. YOU AND YOUR GUEST FRIENDS CAN GO WHELP YOURSELVES.
(BET YOUR WISHING I HAD JOINED YOU SOONER HUH ;) )
Your ability to make boasts you have no way of backing up is matched only by your fear of lower-case letters. Hold your peace starting now and maybe I'll refrain from destroying you once the real nuisances have been dealt with.
*Blinks* Interesting
These forums make me feel just a bit saner.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 01, 2015, 12:19:32 AM
We could get a mod to change sides.
I heard that Lutra and Dawnwing can be persuaded. Also, if someone got an admin, I would be able to start the Civil War sooner.
No Mask is right we must stand up too the mods! We can't let simple threats bring us down! If they try to remove us all from the forum they would have no forum therefor they will have no power! Stand up for yourselves forum members!
*Raises the Red Flag* Red is the color of Freedom rally behind me and we will bring freedom too the forum. Remember They may take our lives, but they will never take our!
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR!
Ash, a civil war would be between the members and other members, but as it is, this is simply a forum war. ;D
EDIT: A guest is looking at our commander's profile, trying to discern any weaknesses!
We must end this evil!
*cough*
It might be a civil war. Care for some dumpster juice and egg rolls, Del?
Oh hehe. When I was a guest I worked on this. Hehe. They're going to de- *some unknown people come and tie me up and gag me* Mphh! *they soon take me away*
Sam!!
*chases people with lightsaber*
NOT SAM! SAVE HIM SOREN!
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 01, 2015, 12:40:14 PM
Your ability to make boasts you have no way of backing up is matched only by your fear of lower-case letters. Hold your peace starting now and maybe I'll refrain from destroying you once the real nuisances have been dealt with.
LOOK AT THAT, AN AMOEBA THAT DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 01, 2015, 02:35:54 PM
No Mask is right we must stand up too the mods! We can't let simple threats bring us down! If they try to remove us all from the forum they would have no forum therefor they will have no power! Stand up for yourselves forum members!
LOOK AT THAT, AN AMOEBA WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 05:15:22 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
:D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 01, 2015, 11:53:21 PM
NOT SAM! SAVE HIM SOREN!
*slaps the people upside the head*
*grabs Sam*
*runs*
*Whacks James with a broom* Prepare for battle! *Whacks James with a broom*
Uh, we are preparing for battle, Commander.
Forget preparing, just BATTLE!
*Begins slapping Mhera and JG with mop*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
TO BATTLE!!!!
Freeedooom!!! *Rushes forward*
*Comes in riding a giant turtle* YOU NEVER EXPECTED MY BETRAYAL, DID YOU? WARRIORS, CHARGE!!! *Thousands of armoured knights surround the mods and the members.*
Have you been drinking dumpster juice, Ash? 'Cause if so that's awesome. Have some more!
*passes Ash dumpster juice*
I HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR DUMPSTER JUICE DRINKERS. OR MODS, EITHER.
Something happened to Ash, and Mhera offered him dumpster juice. Check back in five minutes for more, The Forum Wars!
*Melts Ash into a puddle* Nice try, friend.
*fires Klingon disruptor at Mhera*
*hands disruptors out to the fellow comrads*
No need! *Pilots Delta Flyer and obliterates means of transportation of the guests and the mods.*
*Throws acid filled balloons at the mods*
Quote from: Delthion on March 03, 2015, 04:19:42 PM
No need! *Pilots Delta Flyer and obliterates means of transportation of the guests and the mods.*
Com'on man. Who needs the delta Flyer when you can have the Defiant?
*blows up guests with phaser cannons and quantum torpedoes.*
*Wraps guests in duct tape* Forward Comrades, Were Winning!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 03, 2015, 05:28:26 PM
Quote from: Delthion on March 03, 2015, 04:19:42 PM
No need! *Pilots Delta Flyer and obliterates means of transportation of the guests and the mods.*
Com'on man. Who needs the delta Flyer when you can have the Defiant?
*blows up guests with phaser cannons and quantum torpedoes.*
Seriously? *Resounding voices.* We are the guests. Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. *Voices end. Seven hundred Borg cubes arise on the horizon.* This is the Omega Battle Fleet. I am Captain Delthion of the U.S.S. Prometheus. Raise shields, and prepare to engage the Borg!
You're all being stupid... ::)
*Death Star appears and blows up all the Borg Cubes*
There. Problem solved. Now, there just remains the problem of the mods...
I'm sorry, that sort of takes the fun out of it, and the Death Star. All that I know about it is that it was destroyed by an exhaust manifold problem, I think that the Borg would be able to defeat it with merely a drone.
If you mean the first Death Star, it was destroyed by a torpedo through the exhaust port. To attack it, you need a guided weapon that can go in there, and I'm not sure whether the Borg have ever been seen using anything besides straight-line beams.
As far as beaming something in goes, transporters are unlikely to work against the Death Star's powerful shields. And if they got close enough to the surface of the Death Star to get past the ship's ray shields (like the X-Wings and Y-Wings did) they would be torn to pieces by the thousands of anti-capital ship turbolasers.
The second Death Star is theoretically more vulnerable, since it's literally left wide open, but I'm not sure if the Borg have any ships small enough to fly into its inner works. It also has a lot more ship defenses, and a better superlaser that can target and destroy capital ships.
^^ Yeah.
Wait, am I agreeing with the mods? :o
*Fires torpedos at Mods and guests*
*Fires machine gun at everyone* HOWDOIUSETHIS?!
*Wraps Ash in duct tape* STOPPULLINGTHELITTLELEVER!
LESS TALKING,, MORE CARNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!
*Swallows Ash and drowns him in stomach dumpster juice*
EAT THIS YOU BRAIN TUMOROUS FAILURE WHO SHOULD GO CRY IN A CORNER COS HE'S SO PATHETIC!
*Sleeps in Mr. Cuddles stomach* My allies shall fight the war for me, nighty night sir. *A thin man with long hair wearing a black coat emerges out of the forests.* We meet again, WORM MAGGOTS!
OOC: Wow, Cuddles has a big stomach... ;D
Hedgehogs have hedges inside their stomachs.
Moderators, I will SLAY YOU!
Um okay. *Continues smacking people with mop* JUSTICE FOR REDWAAAAAAAAAAAALL!
*throws batter on James*
*throws James in a frying pan*
*starts making mashed potatoes to go with my fried chicken*
*begins squirting dumpster juice on everyone with a fire hose*
*uses umbrella*
*puntures hose*
*Stuffs hose in Mhera's mouth*
Have some of your own medecine, traitor!
Gladly! ;D
*glugglugglug*
*Whips out duct tape*
*Tapes hose in place very securely*
Have fun... >:D
ITSGOINGTOBLOWRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! *Runs*
Wow, fewer guests than users; this is interesting.
Thank you for saving me! Now... Shh... They'll kill me if they find out I told you this. They're building the new U.S.S.R. (Union of Sane Sole Republics). (Yes they United). But, they're atheinsanists. That is my made up word for people who are against insanity. And if we don't give up, they will deploy an H Bomb. I've said too much. *runs away*
Oh no, this is terrible news. but what is an -H bomb? ;D ;D
Hydrogen Bomb
Up to thirty times more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima.
*Kingmaker slashes open twenty thousand guests with his claws* Do what you will, but the worm IS MINE! *He charges at Mhera*
(Just so everyone knows, I know that, but Roland, being from medieval France doesn't.)
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
*Starts swallowing everything in his path*
YAAAAAAAAAAY! I'M COMING FOR YOU, CHICKEN!
*side steps Ash*
Be afraid...
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:34:45 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
...very afraid.
Their more powerful the we could have ever imagined!
Do not fear them, for that is what they want!
Aye, we must arm ourselves and fight the guests, make war on them for infringing upon our insanity! We shall drive them out of the forums everywhere, they shall be harassed on every side! I vow never to give the guests a moments peace! Now my comrades, forward, and kill any guest committing the heresy of anti-insanity. Monjoy!!!
Well said, my young lad, well said!
How dare you accuse me of sanity.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 05, 2015, 08:47:33 PM
Well said, my young lad, well said!
I am over a thousand years old, I don't think that you're older than me. ;D
Are you sure, I'm 1,964 years old. If you want proof, take a look at my profile.
Good point. So you're older than I who fought against the Saracens in Charlemagne's vanguard...
Yeah....um, what....?
What don't you understand?
Indeed, I can't have made that any clearer!
Quote from: Delthion on March 05, 2015, 09:02:09 PM
What don't you understand?
Indeed, I can't have made that any clearer!
And this has to do with guests...
Quote from: Mhera on March 05, 2015, 02:38:00 PM
*side steps Ash*
Kingmaker attacked you, Mhera.
I will KILL YOU!
::)
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline James Gryphon 11:08:29 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:11:56 AM Viewing LT Sandpaw's profile.
*snipes James*
*Kingmaker slashes Mhera with sharp fingernails* Die, WORM!
I know what's going on here! (https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/11041758_791256390962179_4751222568842649530_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=1e55b5156336024218f49143f5118390&oe=55728CE1&__gda__=1434991243_8b3312acbc81014cd86358082db9a1ca)
:o Oh noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"Concentrate Fire on the main star destroyer!"
*Opens fire*
"All units attack!"
QuoteSkyblade 10:07:15 PM Unknown Action
Faiyloe 10:06:51 PM Unknown Action
They have defected.
We are doomed!
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
*ties up Faiy and Sky and tosses them off a cliff.*
AND THATS FOR THE ARENA!!
;D
*squirts Sor with dumpster juice*
*throws Mhera off cliff*
*lands in lake of dumpster juice, thus avoiding injury*
*Sets fire to the oily dumpster juice* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mwahahahahaha!
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline James Gryphon 03:38:19 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Mwahahahahaha!
Is it really 3 AM where you are?
No, I just haven't set the clock to my time zone.
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Lily 04:18:34 AM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's new.
Quote from: Mhera on March 10, 2015, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Lily 04:18:34 AM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's new.
(http://gif.co/qpY7.gif)
Quote from: Mhera on March 10, 2015, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Lily 04:18:34 AM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's new.
What's new? Reading unread posts since my last visit (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread)? Or me being online at the same time as you? ;)
Quote from: Lily on March 10, 2015, 05:48:35 AM
Quote from: Mhera on March 10, 2015, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Lily 04:18:34 AM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's new.
What's new? Reading unread posts since my last visit (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread)? Or me being online at the same time as you? ;)
Woah. Did NOT know you could do that.
~Secret mod powers~ 8)
Kidding. I don't think there's actually a link on the forum anywhere to that page, I learnt about it from Matthias.
Quote from: Lily on March 10, 2015, 05:48:35 AM
Quote from: Mhera on March 10, 2015, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Lily 04:18:34 AM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's new.
What's new? Reading unread posts since my last visit (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread)? Or me being online at the same time as you? ;)
Both :o
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Banya 02:19:22 PM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
It's catching on!
Quote from: Lily on March 10, 2015, 05:48:35 AM
Quote from: Mhera on March 10, 2015, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Lily 04:18:34 AM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's new.
What's new? Reading unread posts since my last visit (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=unread)? Or me being online at the same time as you? ;)
That's cool!
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Soren the Warrior 06:33:35 PM Unknown Action
Soren's been drinking the dumpster juice.
Quote from: Mhera on March 11, 2015, 06:37:12 PM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Soren the Warrior 06:33:35 PM Unknown Action
Soren's been drinking the dumpster juice.
POLLS! DUH!!
Ddun dun dunnnnn..
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c5/c5ee58dd7962d26613aa1afb4071e3310aef84f59b2610a84e40ce536f99c70b.jpg)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 11, 2015, 11:49:26 PM
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c5/c5ee58dd7962d26613aa1afb4071e3310aef84f59b2610a84e40ce536f99c70b.jpg)
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/60/6044bfe44c8795b0c3ac15a479981c2872af44f96e19a787b536c771dfb9d67d.jpg)
We must retreat. Soren's betrayal has shaken our forces and we need to stay in a safe fort. Luckily I know a great fortress that is impregnable and will house our forces. Come with me or stay here and DIE!!
*Ignores Ashenwyte and continues hitting people with mop* NEVER WE MUST FIGHT TO THE END COMRADES!
Fine, whatever. If you won't accept it, I WILL go with Mhera!
*bazooka's random members*
Goooood.... everything is proceeding as we have foreseen it.
Yes indeed. Welcome to the victorious side, Soren.
*Smacks JG upside the head with the mop* Did you foresee that?
*watches as the mop slams into an impenetrable force field*
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 05:40:57 PM Printing the topic "Your Cat Meme Mood!!".
I sense our forces might not be all that we hoped them to be, but nevertheless we shall prevail!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 05:53:36 PM Viewing the topic Cats.
More cats?
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline LT Sandpaw 05:54:14 PM Viewing the topic Your Cat Meme Mood!!.
Heheheheh
Quote from: Mhera on March 12, 2015, 05:46:12 PM
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 05:40:57 PM Printing the topic "Your Cat Meme Mood!!".
I sense our forces might not be all that we hoped them to be, but nevertheless we shall prevail!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 05:53:36 PM Viewing the topic Cats.
More cats?
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline LT Sandpaw 05:54:14 PM Viewing the topic Your Cat Meme Mood!!.
Heheheheh
(http://i.imgur.com/IODyxDC.jpg)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 12, 2015, 01:57:57 PM
We must retreat. Soren's betrayal has shaken our forces and we need to stay in a safe fort. Luckily I know a great fortress that is impregnable and will house our forces. Come with me or stay here and DIE!!
Impregnable? Let's see how impregnable it is once I've put a few nukes in it...
Guest 09:24:01 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
OH NO!!! THEY'RE GOING AFTER ME!!!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 12, 2015, 04:53:26 PM
Fine, whatever. If you won't accept it, I WILL go with Mhera!
*bazooka's random members*
How could you?!
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 12, 2015, 04:56:20 PM
Goooood.... everything is proceeding as we have foreseen it.
EVIL. >:( *Throws metal chair at James*
We must fall back to live to fight another day!
Quote from: Izeroth on March 12, 2015, 11:54:04 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 12, 2015, 01:57:57 PM
We must retreat. Soren's betrayal has shaken our forces and we need to stay in a safe fort. Luckily I know a great fortress that is impregnable and will house our forces. Come with me or stay here and DIE!!
Impregnable? Let's see how impregnable it is once I've put a few nukes in it...
Nukes? Heh, I suppose that they shall be useful against the guests. Keep them in the armoury, it needs to be restocked. And the for won't blow up anytime, I'm afraid. Now, RETREAT!
*walks in dressed like Tony Stark* Hey guys, anybody want a concussion-cum-cluster bomb-cum-flak missle? They're half off today, only $300! (plus tax. The governor wants his share)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 13, 2015, 09:43:25 AM
We must fall back to live to fight another day!
Agreed.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 13, 2015, 11:27:22 AM
*walks in dressed like Tony Stark* Hey guys, anybody want a concussion-cum-cluster bomb-cum-flak missle? They're half off today, only $300! (plus tax. The governor wants his share)
A what?
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 14, 2015, 02:32:49 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 13, 2015, 11:27:22 AM
*walks in dressed like Tony Stark* Hey guys, anybody want a concussion-cum-cluster bomb-cum-flak missle? They're half off today, only $300! (plus tax. The governor wants his share)
A what?
*starts blasting people with whatever the heck the thing Sage is talking about.*
*Attacks Soren with a cheri katana*
GASP!!! NOT A CHERRY KATANA!!!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 14, 2015, 03:30:40 AM
*Attacks Soren with a cheri katana*
*slaps Ash*
(http://gif.co/oIuY.gif)
*Blocks attack with katana*
*is found to be terribly wounded by the guests* (also there is an H bomb being put over us)
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 03:01:33 PM Printing the topic "Cute Animal Videos and Photos".
WE WILL KILL YOU WITH CUTENESS
*shakes head* Let me reword that... anybody want a surface to air anti-guest missile?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 14, 2015, 02:35:30 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 14, 2015, 02:32:49 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 13, 2015, 11:27:22 AM
*walks in dressed like Tony Stark* Hey guys, anybody want a concussion-cum-cluster bomb-cum-flak missle? They're half off today, only $300! (plus tax. The governor wants his share)
A what?
*starts blasting Mods and guests with whatever the heck the thing Sage is talking about.*
There, I changed that for you. ;D
*blasts Amber*
*Assaults the traitor known as Soren.*
Quote from: Delthion on March 15, 2015, 12:07:02 AM
*Assaults the traitor known as Soren.*
Dude, that's verbal assault. Doesn't do damage.
*set's my killer llama on Del*
*llama attack Del in the face*
*Looks over at Del being attacked by llama. Shrugs. Slices Soren to bits with Durendal.*
*eats whatever the heck I've been fighting with for the last 5 posts*
*Draws sabre and slashes Soren*
*smacks Ash in da face*
*Sits a little ways from the fight cheering*
Get him Roland and Ash you can do it smack him in the stomach show him what we do to traitors around here come one there's two of you kick him in the eye slash him across the back give him and Indian burn!
*watches from sidelines* *wonders if this is about guests* *buys popcorn* *returns to seat*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 15, 2015, 03:05:14 PM
*Sits a little ways from the fight cheering*
Get him Roland and Ash you can do it smack him in the stomach show him what we do to traitors around here come one there's two of you kick him in the eye slash him across the back give him and Indian burn!
*showers Sandpaw in dumpster juice*
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 09:05:00 PM Viewing the topic FUNNY CATS!.
What's with guests and cats?
*surreptitiously swaps Sage's popcorn with dumpster juice*
You mean: What's up with the internet and cats?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 09, 2015, 04:21:43 AM
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
*ties up Faiy and Sky and tosses them off a cliff.*
AND THATS FOR THE ARENA!!
;D
Hey! I wasn't even participating in this topic, you cant just throw me of cliffs without me knowing that you did it. it takes all the fun out of it.
*Sits atop roman pillar and watches the carnage.* Yah whatever, I have a mind to toss you off a cliff myself.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 16, 2015, 12:08:05 AM
You mean: What's up with the internet and cats?
Very true.
(https://comm350.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/17c49-129035566946103234.jpg)
They have now even infiltrated this thread.
*Continues with the belief that cats are really the physical representation of demons...*
Cats are just weird. I wouldn't go as far as to say that they are demonic but they are creepy none the less.
Cats are wonderful and anyone who disagrees is living heartily deceived.
Hah! Coming from the masters of deception! The Freemoderators!!!
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/tosh-quotes-0.jpeg?quality=94&strip=all)
Second that!
Dogs are nauseating, rebellious, overgrown rodents.
Yes, cats are all that!
Quote from: Delthion on March 16, 2015, 04:12:25 AM
Yes, cats are all that!
I take it you didn't read my post very thoroughly. Here, let me help you. Here is what it said.Quote from: MeDogs, not cats, DOGS are nauseating, rebellious, overgrown rodents.
For reference, here is what a dog looks like:
(http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/06/23/mugly-d317ee9abaef1f2efee9b8a670c3075b7a68ec70-s6-c30.jpg)
And these are cats.
(http://www.maine-coon-cat-nation.com/image-files/gorgeous-maine-coon-kittens.jpg)
<<for the record, I've had dogs and cats at the same time. I loved all my pets equally>>
Now, back to business.
*Dumpster juices Sandpaw, for randomness*
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 16, 2015, 04:09:25 AM
Dogs are nauseating, rebellious, overgrown rodents.
Cat:
(http://i.eprci.net/sphynx)
Dog:
(http://newdogworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Akita-Spending-Some-Time-In-His-Own-Hot-Tub-Cool-Dog-Video.jpg)
There might have been good dogs at one time, but not any more. We only have a bad dog that runs away every time it gets the opportunity. The ugliest cat that ever lived is still prettier than a nasty, clothes-licking moaning-for-no-reason barking-outside constant-runaway hound.
CATS TASTE FAR BETTER THAN DOGS. HUMAN FLESH IS GREAT, BUT DRAGON TRUMPS THEM ALL.
Cats are way better than dogs. They are loving, independent and their fur doesn't feel like sandpaper
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 15, 2015, 02:05:23 PM
*smacks Ash in da face*
Ow! I wasn't even attacking you! *Slaps Soren in the face*
Don't you know who you're attacking, WORM?!*Cuts Soren's paw off while smiling*
*doesn't know what's going on anymore, just keeps punching*
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 16, 2015, 08:01:04 AM
Cats are way better than dogs. They are loving, independent and their fur doesn't feel like sandpaper
lol
Cats are vicious fiends of darkness. ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on March 16, 2015, 02:37:35 PM
Cats are vicious fiends of darkness. ;D ;D
Spoiler
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/78/87/9f/78879fde526dba6d2469c3e99546bbeb.jpg)
That's a cat sympathizer's representation of the evil creatures. ;D
I like cats, but dogs are great as well, Can't decide :-\
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 16, 2015, 02:57:51 PM
I like cats, but dogs are great as well, Can't decide :-\
Tsarmina and Ungatt Trunn were cats. CATS RULE! (Literally and figuratively)
But both of those are evil cats! See? You just proved my point! They are evil creatures of darkness!!!
I don't really like dogs or cats. I am just not much of an animal person. I really don't like being touched or my personal space being intruded upon without my explicit connect, Even just a tap on the shoulder from behind freaks me out (Especially If I don't know anyone was there) so pets just bug me, They get in your space and that makes me anxious (Its not just animals its people too but you can tell someone that they are in your space and they will stop animals not so much) :P
Faiy:
(https://workingwithautismblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dont-pop-my-bubble.jpg)
;D
I don't like it when others pop my bubble either. Still, at least when a dog invades your space he's normally not trying to kill you.
Dogs aren't lazy or cuddly enough
(http://belaumi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Beautiful-Maine-Coon-Cat-Desktop-Wallpapers-For-Background-Full-Free.jpg)
Look at that adorable face
But this is the cat that awaits haters
(http://www.maniacworld.com/end-cat.jpg)
Oh and Del, when Endcat isn't enough, there's always... HIM
(http://global3.memecdn.com/basement-cat-has-escaped_o_1124895.jpg)
Quote from: Mhera on March 16, 2015, 03:45:32 PM
Faiy:
(https://workingwithautismblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dont-pop-my-bubble.jpg)
;D
I don't like it when others pop my bubble either. Still, at least when a dog invades your space he's normally not trying to kill you.
LoL That's me alright. And I don't care what they are trying to do I still do like it. ;D :P
@Jet: I can't see the first picture, which is consistent with fact that I've never seen a nice cat.
Anyhow, because March 13th was K9 Veterans Day over here...
(http://kitup.military.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Jumpin-Shephard.jpg)
How could you ever think that cats weren't cute? I mean, just look at this:
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/87c70f2ce1091eb2e6782b277dc8f7cb/tumblr_my0oouzaZV1shf8zxo1_400.gif)
And now look at a dog:
(http://darkroom.baltimoresun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/AFP_Getty-171096597.jpg)
See?
Oh, and to all you cat haters, this shall be your fate:
(http://cdn.newadnetwork.com/sites/prod/files/uploads/joellec/expedition.gif)
Cats..........yuck.
And I'm over here laughing until tears are literally forming in my eyes. It's amazing when something is just that funny :D These last few pages are indeed off-topic (:P), but they're hilarious enough that I won't be very annoyed.
As for this great debate, I must say I like them both. Perhaps we should start a thread just for the discussion of this topic, as long as it doesn't escalate into a Cats VS Dogs all-out war.
HA HA HA-!
Er, I mean. . . *cough*. . . How drolly amusing.
We've had both cats and dogs (as well as some chickens, four guinea pigs, a turtle, and countless snakes and frogs), and I can't say that I could prefer either one.
I really like cats; they suit me. But from my experience, cats are very hard to train not to litter, they are more often than naught typical in cat attitude, and a couple other things. However, they have often been sources of great amusement for me.
Dogs have been both great advantages and complete burdens in my life. We've had more than a few dogs; one was alright, but she was the "nobody likes me, everybody hates me; I'm gonna go eat worms" sort of dog. She also was Houdini reincarnated. Then we had a "puppy" that we had to put down due to a skin disease, and now we've had an old American bulldog for six years. She had thirty puppies in her life. . . Suffice to say that there is a reason we nicknamed them "poopies" and I never want to deal with another dung-facility like them again. The old mother is currently stinking up half the house with her ponderous posterior. We took in a mutt for some friends, and I'm relieved that he's more happy with someone else (and I don't have to deal with his. . . piles anymore). My sister has had two chitzus (one a half-breed, the other full Imperial; the mutt was run over because he was a brat and would not obey anything, including staying off the busy road), and the one she has now won't stop laying surprises when we're not looking. Though, having dogs is nice to know when a coyote is around, or when someone's home.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 09, 2015, 04:21:43 AM
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
*ties up Faiy and Sky and tosses them off a cliff.*
AND THATS FOR THE ARENA!!
;D
*Flies out of danger* ;)
EDIT: Just kidding, I just realized that I got tied up. Here's what really happened:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHQuote from: Delthion on March 09, 2015, 02:08:27 AM
QuoteSkyblade 10:07:15 PM Unknown Action
Faiyloe 10:06:51 PM Unknown Action
They have defected.
What?? I don't even know how I did that O.o
Though I must admit, we shouldn't be so hard on the guests. Whether they're good or bad or neutral, we don't know. Do we? SO WHO AGREES?
I used to like cats. Truly, I entered this world as an equal-opportunity animal lover. If it was furry and mammalian I automatically gushed over it, cats included. However, I was fortunately able to see the true colors of the feline kind before any further indoctrination could take place. A mishap ending in bloodshed set my young, impressionable mind down the proper path during the summer of my eighth year, and ever since a schism between my realm and that of the cats has been ever-present and unbridgeable.
@Sky: absolutely right! Here, have some dumpster juice.
*passes Sky dumpster juice*
Thank you kindly friend, but is this sanitary?
Dogs
Mostly terrible coarse fur (with few exceptions)
Too excitable
Too big
Completely dependent on humanity
Devolved forms of what they once were
Cats
Independent
Only animal to domesticate themselves
Cuddly
Silky soft fur
Adorable
Could be self-sufficient
Lazy
Able to fit through any gap their head can fit through due to lack of collarbone
Inquisitive
Can detect cancer
More complex bone structure than dog
Cunning
Clever
Agile
Sense of smell three times better than a dog's
Sense of hearing WAY better than a dog's
Whiskers detect the electrical energy given off by living things
Perfect night vision
Sorry cats can't instill fear in criminals
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608021130271327854&w=216&h=164&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.leelofland.com%2fwordpress%2fdont-mess-with-police-dogs%2f&pid=1.7)
Or help blind people
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608043996684551305&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Or do this.
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608006789380441247&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
But they can do this
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.607986229372980316&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 16, 2015, 07:57:08 PM
Or help blind people
*Ahem* Have you never heard the story of the stray cat that just waltzed into someone's house, saw the old blind dog living there, and immediately took it upon itself to be the dog's guide?
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01644/SNN2833CAT--_1644371a.jpg)
Guide cat leading a dog. Boom.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 16, 2015, 07:57:08 PM
Sorry cats can't instill fear in criminals
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608021130271327854&w=216&h=164&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.leelofland.com%2fwordpress%2fdont-mess-with-police-dogs%2f&pid=1.7)
Or help blind people
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608043996684551305&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Or do this.
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608006789380441247&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
But they can do this
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.607986229372980316&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
You seem to think that animals being useful to us is more important to me than their own choices (hint: it isn't)
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 16, 2015, 08:02:44 PM
You seem to think that animals being useful to us is more important to me than their own choices (hint: it isn't)
What? Your argument is based completely on cats being fluffy.
And lazy.
Also, I could go into how dog fur feels wonderfully coarse, talk about how canines can detect cancer as well as bombs and drugs, are also clever and perhaps even smarter than cats, etc. but at that point the argument starts getting way too serious and takes effort so I'll just continue to resort to pictures ;D
You don't have to worry about where you pet a dog.
(http://i.imgur.com/NSdhvoE.jpg)
Quote from: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 07:44:19 PM
Thank you kindly friend, but is this sanitary?
Um, just drink it. It'll make your immune system stronger.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 16, 2015, 08:23:21 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 16, 2015, 08:02:44 PM
You seem to think that animals being useful to us is more important to me than their own choices (hint: it isn't)
What? Your argument is based completely on cats being fluffy.
AHEM
Independent
Only animal to domesticate themselves
Could be self-sufficient
Able to fit through any gap their head can fit through due to lack of collarbone
Inquisitive
Can detect cancer
More complex bone structure than dog
Cunning
Clever
Agile
Sense of smell three times better than a dog's
Sense of hearing WAY better than a dog's
Whiskers detect the electrical energy given off by living things
Perfect night vision
I HAD THREE REASONS ABOUT THEM BEING FLUFFY, MOST OF MY POINTS WERE ABOUT THEM BEING AWESOME
Also Mhera, that chart is inaccurate, each cat is different on where it likes to be petted, all three of mine loved having their bellies scratched
*From atop pillar* You know it is just an opinion and that no matter how much you try you are not going to convince anyone that you are right. Why don't we respect other peoples opinions and leave it at that.
@Jet: I also know a dog that doesn't like belly rubs. It's a generalization meant to be funny.
My neighbour has two Ragdoll cats (George and Louis) who are both basically just big balls of fluff who like being pet wherever and whenever. They just lay there and shed on you while you love on them.
(This is a Ragdoll, for those who don't know:)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Ragdoll_from_Gatil_Ragbelas.jpg)
The only places they don't like being touched are their legs and paws, and even those are more of a "*sigh* Okay, fine, you can pet those."
I can't sum up my position any better than this,
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 16, 2015, 06:42:34 PM
Cats..........yuck.
^^^^^
Also, dogs can be fluffy too.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nqbmdon8bK4/TpOR6OBAd9I/AAAAAAAAB7Q/75gRwKWy1y8/s1600/073.jpg)
Is this dumpster juice scientifically proven to be safe?
Quote from: Faiyloe on March 16, 2015, 09:37:39 PM
*From atop pillar* You know it is just an opinion and that no matter how much you try you are not going to convince anyone that you are right. Why don't we respect other peoples opinions and leave it at that.
Good point...hopefully the debate won't get too serious.
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Quote from: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 10:01:26 PM
Is this dumpster juice scientifically proven to be safe?
No, but science can't really prove anything anyway. However, unclinical trials have indicated that dumpster juice is a worthwhile beverage to drink. It's tasty.
Don't drink it, it's toxic.
Prove it.
Quote from: Mhera on March 16, 2015, 10:09:53 PM
Quote from: Skyblade on March 16, 2015, 10:01:26 PM
Is this dumpster juice scientifically proven to be safe?
No, but science can't really prove anything anyway.
You know, that's a true point.
May I see the Nutrition Facts and ingredients of this beverage?
Sure!
(http://emphaticallystatic.org/images/mountain-dew-nutrition.blog.jpg)
31 grams of sugar?! High fructose corn syrup??
Aw, I'll just have a little *sips dumpster juice*
So what's the plan, Mhera?
Use the Guests to take over the forum.
Can we trust the guests?
For the most part; occasionally one may betray our cause by registering an account on the forum and joining forces with the enemy. They are tricky, these guests. Thankfully the majority are faithful and willing to fight.
You don't even know. How are you supposed to even attempt to "take over" if you can't even make solid decisions on your forces, let alone be able to contact them to give orders?
Admittedly it is at the moment an imperfect plan. However, I refuse to let enemy chatter demoralize my forces; our planning shall continue. Perhaps your time would be better spent preparing for your imminent demise, Mr. Skarzs, rather than pondering the details of how it will happen.
Yyyeaahhh. . . right. Enjoy your insides slowly being destroyed by your dumpster juice; I've seen the stats. Sky, might want to have a medical body flush.
It is perfectly healthy as well as somewhat addictive, so I'd be surprised if Sky ever chose to undergo whatever this horrifying "body flush" you speak of and rejoined your forces.
I'm talking about a procedure that will purge harmful substance from her system; it's for her health.
Also, you might want to see more than a few doctors if that's an addiction. >_>
Aaaahhh
*Walks though the fighting with style* Puts C4 next to the guests and Mhera with swag* Puts on sunglasses and walks away awesomely from the fiery explosion* 8)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVbim7a7_1bdAKZzqng5uMTyPfQ_jSp1EMAH-z1CHni3C6r7hGbA)
I'll be back.
*attacks anyone and everyone I'm not cool with because I have no idea what's going on.*
How do we win this battle?
@Skarzs: it's a healthy addiction!
@Sky: Easily. Unbeknownst to Sandpaw, the entire Guest Army (yourself included) hopped into a private jet before his C4 detonated.
*proceeds to rain dumpster juice on everyone*
(https://cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/dc-10.jpg)
And Soren, I see that you keep the poll results veiled from the Guests. Very clever indeed.
*Cleanses infected areas with fire.* Ahh. . . sanitation.
*Makes it rain on the fire*
*Drinks Dumpster Juice.* I do not see the qualities of addiction, nor the overwhelming urge to follow Mhera/Gryphon.
Alas! Even the Sky has fallen! *Proceeds to attack Skye with Durendal.*
*attacks Del for attacking my new aliy*
It's strange, I am the only member that is fighting and standing firm for the cause! *Grabs Soren by the collar and hurls him at a nearby table.*
Quote from: Skyblade on March 17, 2015, 12:42:13 AM
*Makes it rain on the fire*
You fail to understand that it has already been cleansed; the fire has done its work.
You fail to understand that I said everyone was showered in dumpster juice, Mr. Skarzs. When you burned the "infected areas" you unwittingly burned every member alive. Sky was merely exercising the thoughtful kindness that is her trademark, and on enemies such as yourself no less, by attempting to douse the blaze. Stopping her only served to excerbate the damage you already caused. I really should thank you; your efforts may very well have been pivotal in this noble endeavor to save the forum from destructive forces such as yourself and hand it over to the benign, harmless Guests.
Both I and Roland were inside the infected area, but we cleared the blast in time, and we are unaffected by Dumpster Juice.
*sighs*
*A flying garbage truck does a barrel roll over Delthion's head, showering both him and the sword guy with dumpster juice*
Happy now?
Anyway, I think it's worth noting that the poll is very misleading. The guests are and have always been loyal to the staff. No guest has ever caused trouble on the forum. This is not a three-way conflict.
You do realize that besides from being covered in stink and being sticky Dumpster Juice does not affect Delthion or me.
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 03:12:05 AM
You do realize that besides from being covered in stink and being sticky Dumpster Juice does not affect Delthion or me.
*sneaks up on Del and Blue dude.*
*injects Del with dumpster juice*
Oh, and Del:
(http://i.imgur.com/9ZupRXo.jpg)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xqfwSdGA1rabypso1_500.gif)
Haha! You believe that I would betray the Forumites! You fool! *Dumpster Juice turns him into a guest/mod/defective members, fighting superhuman.* *Shreds random guests into bits.*
Yeah, yeah. Let's see what they say when your comrades show that your a traitor to them!
How can I be a traitor if I am the only one that fights against the traitors?
You underestimate the power of the Staff.
(http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah235/iamafrog/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-15%20at%2011.29.56%20PM_zpsof5cwaez.png)
With our help, the guests have become stronger than ever before, more powerful than any member. It is pointless to resist.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 17, 2015, 03:19:05 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9ZupRXo.jpg)
Because they will turn on you Del. And when they do, you'll be scared. But don't worry, I'll be there for you.
It appears that Del is getting desperate. Excessive exclamation points, no ;D's, forgetting his friend and ally Roland, resorting to a wannabe all-powerful body...
Yes, very desperate indeed. Trying to resist the effects of dumpster juice can do that to a member.
*Hears a constant soothing voice repeating constantly, "Come to the light!" Starts getting drowsy, shakes head vigorously.* NEVER!!! Never shall I fall to the evil that is in the deception of the mods, never shall I fall to the corruption of this vile liquid!
OOC: Never mind with the Superhuman.
BIC: For now I must leave! But know that I will come back stronger than ever! ;D
(http://evilcakegenius.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1200x1200/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/d/a/darksidecookiestshirt.jpg)
I saw that as a bumper sticker once... ;D ;D
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dumpster juice.
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 03:34:36 AM
I saw that as a bumper sticker once... ;D ;D
Do you want a bumper sticker like it? It's yours if you drink another glass of dumpster juice...
*passes Del a tall glass full of dumpster juice*
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 02:00:22 AM
*Drinks Dumpster Juice.* I do not see the qualities of addiction, nor the overwhelming urge to follow Mhera/Gryphon.
Alas! Even the Sky has fallen! *Proceeds to attack Skye with Durendal.*
*Dodges and throws dumpster juice on the Duren-thingy*
Mhera, methinks we are gaining the upper hand!
*in response tot he dumpster juice* *makes an umbrella with my pen and opens it up above my head*
@Sky: yes, it does appear that way. Especially right now:
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@Faiy: I would comment on how the jet's horizontal travel means that dumpster juice would still contact you despite your umbrella, but this would result in you getting burned alive by Skarzs; since this could potentially fall into the 0.000000000000000000000001 percent of scenarios that can break up Skarloe I won't do anything but offer you some dumpster juice in a less forceful manner than flash-flooding the thread.
*offers Faiy stein of dumpster juice*
WHO AM I EVEN FIGHTING FOR ANYMORE? WHO CARES, CAAAAAAAARNAAAAAAAGE!
This fight is pointless. Recognize it. Traitors roam the forum and we are alone.Either we surrender, run away and hide, or die. We need new allies or we will perish like moths in a storm! (We need Sierra)
HAHA! We will never fall!
Even though we stand without hope, we will fight on against the tyranny of the guests and mods! *Rushes forward and quickly pumps Soren's stomach, making him see the foolishness of his ways.*
*Appears with a dumpster juice gun, which she sprays at Del's face*
*Gasps for air. Attacks Skye with a spear.*
*open Del mouth and hold it open for dumpster juice to go in*
*Hits Soren's head with the hilt of sword making him let go of Del's mouth.* Monjoy!
Double Post!
Soren is truly lost! He has been committing an unknown action!!!
*Dodges and flies around pouring dumpster juice on enemies*
*Sighs* Well, you insisted. *Kingmaker turns back into dragon form and starts smashing guests* WORMS! Feel our wrath! *Brandishes a trident and a long chain and starts attacking Sky* NO MERCY!
Monjoy! *Launches self on an attack of the Mod/Guest/Member filth.* ;D ;D
Who the heck is the blue dude, and why does he think he's hurting us?
He's Roland, and he's hurting you because you guys are attacking us, and I am letting us get hit every now and then so you guys should allow yourselves to be hit once in a while.
*cough*
Quote from: Mhera on March 17, 2015, 03:42:44 AM
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 03:34:36 AM
I saw that as a bumper sticker once... ;D ;D
Do you want a bumper sticker like it? It's yours if you drink another glass of dumpster juice...
*passes Del a tall glass full of dumpster juice*
So do you accept the offer?
Die, PONDSCUM! *Kingmaker breathes fire and ice shards on Mhera.
*fire melts the ice shards and the ice shards extinguish the fire*
And I'm not pondscum. I'm the product of dumpster juice, get it straight.
@Del: I would let myself get hit every once in awhile, but ya'll insist on doing stuff that would result in death like blowing us up with C4. We just squirt dumpster juice on you :P
Quote from: Mhera on March 17, 2015, 02:47:48 PM
*fire melts the ice shards and the ice shards extinguish the fire*
And I'm not pondscum. I'm the product of dumpster juice, get it straight.
@Del: I would let myself get hit every once in awhile, but ya'll insist on doing stuff that would result in death like blowing us up with C4. We just squirt dumpster juice on you :P
Why do think I've been hitting you with a mop for the last forty posts?
*Smacks Mhera across the head with mop*
Hmm. I didn't even notice your puny attack. Carry on if you wish.
Quote from: Mhera on March 17, 2015, 02:47:48 PM
@Del: I would let myself get hit every once in awhile, but ya'll insist on doing stuff that would result in death like blowing us up with C4. We just squirt dumpster juice on you :P
Sometimes I do smack them around a little.....
No we must never surrender to the dark side!
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608011161656691255&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Onward for the Light Brothers!
For the Teutonic Knights!
Monjoy!! *Grabs Nerf sword wrapped in layers of duct tape, and whacks Mhera on the head.*
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 04:25:14 PM
For the Teutonic Knights!
Monjoy!! *Grabs Nerf sword wrapped in layers of duct tape, and whacks Mhera on the head.*
That supposed to be scary?
(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/080/f/5/Lord_sith_by_young_crice.jpg)
Yes.
(http://www.mariuszkozik.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Teutonic_Knight_A-copy-968x649.jpg)
I'll take them down just give the order.
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7p-1Qkoz_kTO6VNTAfu6dJpLFSuGI-XpTJZsT7awQ5b53B2yyjg)
FIRE AT WILL!!! ;D ;D
Force deflection:
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100323152220/starwars/images/4/4c/Kenboi_Deflecting_Durge's_Attack.jpg)
*Bashes Soren on the head with a broom*
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 04:25:14 PM
For the Teutonic Knights!
Monjoy!! *Grabs Nerf sword wrapped in layers of duct tape, and whacks Mhera on the head.*
Owowowowow
*grabs a Supersoaker full of dumpster juice and shoots Del*
Wait, wait wait wait.
What model of Super Soaker®?
CPS 2000.
That's fine then. Personally I might've considered a 3200 or 3000 for the backpack, but the 2000's a classic; can't go wrong there. I just wanted to make sure you weren't using one of those wimpy electric motor soakers like they sell now. :)
*Splutters. Attacks Mhera with Nerf sword.*
*Stabs Soren with Durendal in the toe.* ;D
No one notices that I am mortally wounded, or that there is an H Bomb over us? Yes, even the nods, mods, and soren.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 17, 2015, 05:34:15 PM
*Bashes Soren on the head with a broom*
Ow.
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 07:17:02 PM
*Splutters. Attacks Mhera with Nerf sword.*
*Stabs Soren with Durendal in the toe.* ;D
Who is this dude?
@Sam Join the dark side and I'll get rid of the H bomb and give you cookies.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 17, 2015, 01:38:50 PM
*Sighs* Well, you insisted. *Kingmaker turns back into dragon form and starts smashing guests* WORMS! Feel our wrath! *Brandishes a trident and a long chain and starts attacking Sky* NO MERCY!
*Is almost killed* :P
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Guest 09:17:22 PM Posting in The Arena.
How is a guest posting? Maybe this was a glitch or something.
*Runs over to Sam* I'll Save You!
*Picks up Sam* Runs*
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQymAPZPYtI-ESZTIMqnz5u1RrTan_aar_DWF0BKlv2A_v2gaKoJQ)
@Soren *is too weak to say anything*
*Breathes fire on Mhera*
Quote from: Skyblade on March 17, 2015, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: What the flip?
Guest 09:17:22 PM Posting in The Arena.
How is a guest posting? Maybe this was a glitch or something.
When a member goes to another page while they are posting, it sometimes does that because you're both inactive and active. :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 17, 2015, 11:28:36 PM
Quote from: Skyblade on March 17, 2015, 08:07:53 PM
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Guest 09:17:22 PM Posting in The Arena.
How is a guest posting? Maybe this was a glitch or something.
When a member goes to another page while they are posting, it sometimes does that because you're both inactive and active. :P
Ah, okay.
Way back, like way way way way back, like before you were born back; guests could post. They even could have a name.
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 17, 2015, 06:44:32 PM
That's fine then. Personally I might've considered a 3200 or 3000 for the backpack, but the 2000's a classic; can't go wrong there. I just wanted to make sure you weren't using one of those wimpy electric motor soakers like they sell now. :)
Yep. They don't make 'em like they used to.
Quote from: Delthion on March 17, 2015, 07:17:02 PM
*Splutters. Attacks Mhera with Nerf sword.*
*Stabs Soren with Durendal in the toe.* ;D
*takes advantage of Del's split attention to duck away from attack*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 17, 2015, 11:26:20 PM
*Breathes fire on Mhera*
*extinguishes fire with dumpster juice*
Looks like you've been eating too much hot stuff lately, King. You know what's great for easing the burn? A tall, cold glass of dumpster juice. You should try it.
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:o :o :o
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Mhera 02:27:07 AM Unknown Action
;D
>:(
From the "You know you've spent too much time on the forums when..." thread:
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 15, 2015, 10:23:44 PM
You've figured out that the delay between "Who's Online" updates is about nine and a half seconds (give or take half a second).
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 17, 2015, 11:52:12 PM
Way back, like way way way way back, like before you were born back; guests could post. They even could have a name.
That was in 2011. ;)
Dumpster juice? Heh, Himalayan spring water is the best. TRY SOME! *Splashes ice cold Himalayan spring water all over the guests and Mhera*
Quote from: SilentSam on March 17, 2015, 08:02:51 PM
No one notices that I am mortally wounded, or that there is an H Bomb over us? Yes, even the nods, mods, and soren.
Looks like you could use some help. ;D *Points pen at the H Bomb and disarms it* *Makes some bandages and thread and needle with the pen and uses them to sew and wrap up Sam.* Hows that?
*uses hair dryer to try and dry out the ink in Faiy's pen*
*Continues whacking Soren*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 18, 2015, 05:40:03 PM
*Continues whacking Soren*
*is getting whacked continually*
*Hands Sam over too Faiy* Picks up mop* CHAAARGE! *Charges Soren*
*squirts dumpster juice on ground directly in front of Sandpaw in attempt to make him slip*
You will never win!
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Matthias720 06:34:29 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Slides awesomely past Soren* Turns not so awesomely* Crashes into guests*
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Skyblade 08:28:45 PM Unknown Action
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 18, 2015, 06:44:27 PM
*Slides awesomely past Soren* Turns not so awesomely* Crashes into guests*
Funny post ;D
Quote from: Mhera on March 18, 2015, 08:30:25 PM
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I don't even know how I keep doing that but okay.
That's why it's called an Unknown action.
Quote from: Mhera on March 18, 2015, 08:30:25 PM
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@Sky
(https://thatisevil.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/4474065261_4f95455a3d_z.jpg)
She's already on the dark side.
*reaches to get another handful of popcorn, but thinks better of it and benevonetly gives it to Mhera* *ignites lightsaber* *cheers Soren to actually fight guests* *wonders if guests actually pose a threat*
Quote from: Mhera on March 18, 2015, 08:41:15 PM
She's already on the dark side.
(http://i1117.photobucket.com/albums/k599/drwholover131313/tumblr_lwl2ghY8Hd1r0tboo.gif)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 18, 2015, 09:21:14 PM
*reaches to get another handful of popcorn, but thinks better of it and benevonetly gives it to Mhera* *ignites lightsaber* *cheers Soren to actually fight guests* *wonders if guests actually pose a threat*
*is on the guest side dude*
*attacks Sage for being against my side*
*decapitates Soren with lightsaber*
*is on the ground*
*stabs Sage's leg with lightsaber*
*is a Force Ghost* *flies away to bother Mhera*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 18, 2015, 09:32:30 PM
*is a Force Ghost* *flies away to bother Mhera*
........the heck just happened?
*Shrugs* I dunno I'm ice skating on dumpster juice. *Skates away*
Quote from: Mhera on March 18, 2015, 05:34:11 PM
*uses hair dryer to try and dry out the ink in Faiy's pen*
*Uses pen to clog hairdryer with cement*
*Burns Soren*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 18, 2015, 08:40:27 PM
Quote from: Mhera on March 18, 2015, 08:30:25 PM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Skyblade 08:28:45 PM Unknown Action
@Sky
(https://thatisevil.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/4474065261_4f95455a3d_z.jpg)
And the lesser-known one. . .
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608052943094418006&pid=15.1&H=160&W=160)
Interesting....
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 18, 2015, 09:33:48 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 18, 2015, 09:32:30 PM
*is a Force Ghost* *flies away to bother Mhera*
........the heck just happened?
*munches on popcorn Sage gave me*
I don't know, and since it bothers me that I don't know I guess whatever he did worked.
@Skarzs: that is hilarious ;D
Delthion and I are not the same person. I am Roland. He is Delthion, we occupy different bodies.
Indeed, anyway...*Attacks all guests with a Nerf sword that is proving to be handy.*
*Slices Skye's Dumpster Juice gun in two.*
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2015, 02:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mask on March 14, 2015, 10:44:29 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 14, 2015, 10:05:58 PM
*kisses Amber*
Fixed it for you!
@ The Mask: You are officially deamed EVIL.
It's spelled
deemed, I'm afraid.
And now a rhetorical question: have you deemed me evil yet?
Wha?? You haven't been mentioned until now... ;D
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 03:41:43 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Intriguing. I wonder if... *dramatic pause* Delthion is a guest! I say that we grab him and hang him!
Del, join us or Iz will hang you! Your only chance for safety lies with us!
OOC: I feel as if I'm in the mob! I'm doing everything well, but too well and then my allies turn on me. ;D ;D
BIC: Never shall I fall into the hands of evil! *Attacks Mhera.* Izeroth I am an ally of yours, why would I oppose the guests with such vigor as to bring their evil enterprises to the crumbling point? I am a member, bold and true!
Well, let's see.. *looks through enormous record book*
I admit that you do have a pretty impeccable record as far as service goes, but that could always be a facade. Your service to me, on the other hand, was highly disappointing. You further messed up my already-defunct state, and you failed to meet the $500,000 tithe I required of you.
I condemn you to death by hanging, Delthion of Indiana, for associating with James Gryphon and similar types. You may have some last words, but nothing controversial or thought-provoking. Also, you must return that bottle of helium that you took.
*Saves Del*
*Freezes Wylder and recaptures Del*
*Breaks out of ice and stops Izeroth*
*Ignores Wylder and continues executing Del*
*le wild Soren appears and takes out Wylders with a spoon*
Let them take each other out.
Quote from: Skyblade on March 19, 2015, 12:24:16 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 19, 2015, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2015, 02:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mask on March 14, 2015, 10:44:29 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 14, 2015, 10:05:58 PM
*blasts Amber*
Fixed it for you!
@ The Mask: You are officially deamed EVIL.
THANK YOU! ;D
But The Mask is cool!! :o
That may be, but I think Mr. Cuddles has taken over his profile!
My previous post disappeared. Hmm, strange.But still.
United we stand, divided we fall. Come and join us in the Resistance. The occupation of the Cellars will lead the guests to their doom. However, I am a DDB, and the DDBs are on my side.....
IUSXUHN! AFIUHAEK! AHJAJH!
*Summons horde of DDBs*
*Attacks Izeroth with Durendal and destroys the gallows.* ;D
*DDBs are slaughtering the guests* HEJWGVAGJ!
*Skates past Izeroth* Snatches Del* Skates away* Releases Del* Skates away awesomely*
Hey Mhera guess what I brought. Its anti-dumpster-juice it'll turn your dumpster juice into fresh clean water, cool huh! *Sprays Mhera*
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 19, 2015, 03:49:28 PMIts anti-dumpster-juice it'll turn your dumpster juice into fresh clean water, cool huh!
A better word would be "disgusting".
Quote from: Mhera on March 19, 2015, 12:34:35 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 18, 2015, 09:33:48 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 18, 2015, 09:32:30 PM
*is a Force Ghost* *flies away to bother Mhera*
........the heck just happened?
*munches on popcorn Sage gave me*
I don't know, and since it bothers me that I don't know I guess whatever he did worked.
@Skarzs: that is hilarious ;D
... you mean the popcorn you switched with dumpster juice.
*gets squirted with anti-dumpster-juice*
Well, it's a good thing you're spraying me and not my dumpster juice.
*stores dumpster juice in impenetrable container before LT notices*
@Sage: huh? I don't remember doing that. Anyhow, dumpster juice is tastier than popcorn so whatever. ;D
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That's the spirit!
GO GUESTS!! :DD
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Guest 05:58:36 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Guest 05:58:35 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Well then. That's odd.
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Yes! Get inspired!
Jet's gotten a paparazzi.
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline James Gryphon 08:58:44 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 09:09:04 PM Unknown Action
*Whacks Mhera on the head with a broom*
*Splashes James's dumpster juice with anti-dumpster juice*
QuoteMhera 08:58:44 PM Messing around in the cellars - as a guest!
*Whacks James on the head with a broom*
Quote from: Skyblade on March 19, 2015, 12:24:16 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 19, 2015, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2015, 02:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mask on March 14, 2015, 10:44:29 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 14, 2015, 10:05:58 PM
*blasts Amber*
Fixed it for you!
@ The Mask: You are officially deamed EVIL.
THANK YOU! ;D
But The Mask is cool!! :o
Why thank you :)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 19, 2015, 12:39:08 PM
Quote from: Skyblade on March 19, 2015, 12:24:16 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 19, 2015, 03:36:08 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on March 19, 2015, 02:47:10 AM
Quote from: The Mask on March 14, 2015, 10:44:29 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 14, 2015, 10:05:58 PM
*blasts Amber*
Fixed it for you!
@ The Mask: You are officially deamed EVIL.
THANK YOU! ;D
But The Mask is cool!! :o
That may be, but I think Mr. Cuddles has taken over his profile!
Actually, that was me. BUT I TOLD HIM WHAT TO WRITE GARBAGE NOSE.
You know Mr. Cuddles, that was probably a compliment to people who drink Dumpster Juice... ;D
*Drinks Dumpster juice* I have joined the winning side. The Cellars belong to the mods!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 20, 2015, 01:46:54 PM
*Drinks Dumpster juice* I have joined the winning side. The Cellars belong to the mods!
(http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001601581/5230158270_Welcome_to_the_dark_side_answer_1_xlarge.jpeg)
OH NO! Another victim has fallen to the dumpster juice poison! :o
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608029295008548815&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 20, 2015, 03:31:23 PM
OH NO! Another victim has fallen to the dumpster juice poison! :o
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608029295008548815&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Join us Sandpaw!
(http://media.tumblr.com/6a7f761503d1c6805b84bec111ae4c3f/tumblr_inline_mph28gXzf51qz4rgp.gif)
NO I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608011393585318053&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0)
Good choice Lieutenant. ;D
*Whacks Ash with a broom*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 20, 2015, 01:46:54 PM
*Drinks Dumpster juice* I have joined the winning side. The Cellars belong to the mods!
*fistbump*
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Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Delthion 02:20:45 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see.
(http://i.imgur.com/fzO51f6.jpg)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 20, 2015, 01:46:54 PM
*Drinks Dumpster juice* I have joined the winning side. The Cellars belong to the mods!
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
(I'm not a Stormcloak, that's just the first thing that came to mind reading your comment)
Hello Jet! How 'bout some dumpster juice?
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Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 20, 2015, 09:06:47 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 20, 2015, 01:46:54 PM
*Drinks Dumpster juice* I have joined the winning side. The Cellars belong to the mods!
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
(I'm not a Stormcloak, that's just the first thing that came to mind reading your comment)
Oh, a pathetic Imperial are you? DIE MILKDRINKER!!!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:58:07 AM Viewing the topic FOR GUESTS.
Hmmm.
Quote from: Mhera on March 21, 2015, 01:01:08 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:58:07 AM Viewing the topic FOR GUESTS.
Hmmm.
The guests cannot be trusted. The DDBs shall aid you to destroy the members.
And to destroy the dumpster juice once and for all.
The enemy of our enemy is not necessarily our friend. If the DDBs are anti-dumpster juice and anti-guest then they all alliances with them are to be avoided.
I bet Mhera's working for the guests too! She's trying to discourage us from making useful alliances!
You bet I'm working for the guests!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:51:41 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
...and you have no idea what we're planning!
Quote from: Mhera on March 21, 2015, 02:56:51 AM
You bet I'm working for the guests!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:51:41 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
...and you have no idea what we're planning!
Interesting....
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2501841/death-star-o.gif) (http://gifsoup.com/view/2501841/death-star.html)
Okay, you might actually have an idea of what we're planning.
Considering that I just destroyed your planet, I don't think you're in much of a position to plan anything.
Ohhhhhh no I think we misunderstood each other. See, I thought you were guessing what we're planning to do to you, and you actually weren't that far off the mark (at least in the giant spaceship department). The reason I didn't notice you'd blown up our planet was because I was safely aboard the top-secret-until-now Gueststar.
A gueststar? Ha! What an absurd concept! Are you going to kill me with guest-energy now, scum?
Quote from: Izeroth on March 21, 2015, 02:51:20 AM
I bet Mhera's working for the guests too! She's trying to discourage us from making useful alliances!
We don't need the guests anyway. The DDBs were the real power back in the day and with the Mods backing us, the Death Defying Beavers shall rise to power once again! I think we should declare war on all guests and supporters of the guests.
*Somehow manages to leap into the Gueststar and starts shredding the villains.*
*Does the same.* ;D ;D
To WAAAAAAAR!!
*Jumps on Soren and bangs his head with a candlestick* We must fight to the end to protect the forum from invaders!
*Starts shredding guests* Jhafjksdfjksdfh! (Attack the members)
Quote from: Morgazath on March 20, 2015, 11:40:29 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 20, 2015, 09:06:47 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 20, 2015, 01:46:54 PM
*Drinks Dumpster juice* I have joined the winning side. The Cellars belong to the mods!
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
(I'm not a Stormcloak, that's just the first thing that came to mind reading your comment)
Oh, a pathetic Imperial are you? DIE MILKDRINKER!!!
I don't like either side, Stormcloaks are racist idiots (you just need to look at Windhelm to see that) and the Imperials are working with the Thalmor but hate them. Imperials are the lesser of two evils because if they weren't working with the Thalmor, the Thalmor would kill everybody
SKYRIM FOR THE KHAJITS!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:53:40 AM Unknown Action
You cannot escape.
NO! The DDBs are one true supporters of the mods!
The Guests are a little too excited about the "Hablemos en Español" thread... can I be scared now?
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on March 25, 2015, 07:36:56 AM
The Guests are a little too excited about the "Hablemos en Español" thread... can I be scared now?
>:D Yes, be very scared....... And join the DDBs so that they can have freedom again!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 25, 2015, 08:36:22 AM
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on March 25, 2015, 07:36:56 AM
The Guests are a little too excited about the "Hablemos en Español" thread... can I be scared now?
>:D Yes, be very scared....... And join the DDBs so that they can have freedom again!
Cool! *runs in circles while screaming*
Umm... the what?
The Death Defying Beavers!(DDBs!) Join the rightful owners I mean the servants of the mods!
QuoteGuest 08:18:22 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...Guest 08:18:22 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
You cannot hide.....
*Smacks Soren with a randoms DDB's tail* Gnxknsjki!
No! Do not smack Soren! We have to stay strong in the face of the guest danger, and do so we must remain united! When we turn against each other, we will surely fall!
Soren, Mhera and Skyblade joined the Guests and mods
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on March 25, 2015, 06:13:00 PM
Soren, Mhera and Skyblade joined the Guests and mods
And all will soon join. You don't know the power of the Dark Side!
Let me dazzle you with non-canon Star Wars references.
A fleet of Star Destroyers, Tartan Patrol cruisers, and Interdictor cruisers exit's hyperspace, headed by none other then Darth Vader, in his personal flagship the Super Star Detroyer Executor. Each Star Detoryer has 6 turbolasers and 2 ion cannons trained of the guest ships, while the Interdictors activate missile jamming fields and gravity well generators (which stop hyperspace jumps), which ensures no escape for the guests! Meanwhile, several thousand TIE class fighters (including interceptor, bomber, defender, and advanced) are launched from the bellies of the several hundred capital ships present. THese fighters are more than capable of taking down your puny guest-class fighters.
But, alas, that is not all. From hyperspace comes the Death Star (II, which, let me tell you, has a more advanced superlaser targeting system), escorted by 40 Imperator-class Star Destroyers, and one hundred Victory-class frigates. Supplementing the whole force is tens of Carrack-class light anti-fighter cruisers, along with several Interceptor-class frigates.
As you see, Soren, it is good to have the Empire on your side.
*Flies in on F-22 Raptor* Looks at assembled starships* Flies away*
That's right, little USAF man, use your Sidewinders to blow up a Star Detroyer! *cackles evilly* Maw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw!!!!!
*smacks Soren liberally with a random DDB's tail*
*Engages Overlord self. Presses button. Sage's fleet explodes.*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 25, 2015, 06:40:45 PM
Let me dazzle you with non-canon Star Wars references.
A fleet of Star Destroyers, Tartan Patrol cruisers, and Interdictor cruisers exit's hyperspace, headed by none other then Darth Vader, in his personal flagship the Super Star Detroyer Executor. Each Star Detoryer has 6 turbolasers and 2 ion cannons trained of the guest ships, while the Interdictors activate missile jamming fields and gravity well generators (which stop hyperspace jumps), which ensures no escape for the guests! Meanwhile, several thousand TIE class fighters (including interceptor, bomber, defender, and advanced) are launched from the bellies of the several hundred capital ships present. THese fighters are more than capable of taking down your puny guest-class fighters.
But, alas, that is not all. From hyperspace comes the Death Star (II, which, let me tell you, has a more advanced superlaser targeting system), escorted by 40 Imperator-class Star Destroyers, and one hundred Victory-class frigates. Supplementing the whole force is tens of Carrack-class light anti-fighter cruisers, along with several Interceptor-class frigates.
As you see, Soren, it is good to have the Empire on your side.
As Sage's fleet (which somehow survived Delthion's attack) approaches the thread, ten score legions of
Ruin-class battleships and
Chaos-class corvettes open fire, literally tearing most of the enemy ships to pieces. The few stragglers are picked up by transports and sentenced for a life of servitude to the glorious emperor. Yet another statue is erected in my honor, and the usual rations are increased twofold.
As you see, Sage, it is good to have overly-powerful technology on your side.
But then the statues all fall over, crushing everyone beneath them, and every single one of the aforementioned ships' reactors explode, destroying the entire fleet. All of the rations are moldy and infested with mites, so the unhappy population revolt and overthrow everyone attempting to claim the title of "Emperor". And the staff laugh and smile to see the death and destruction.
*Flies back in F-22 Raptor* Does a few fancy loops* Flies away*
*Flies in with a wing of Spitfire MK I's. Shoots the mods.*
*Banya crouches behind a vibranium shield, unsure of who her allies are*
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 25, 2015, 09:12:11 PM
But then the statues all fall over, crushing everyone beneath them, and every single one of the aforementioned ships' reactors explode, destroying the entire fleet. All of the rations are moldy and infested with mites, so the unhappy population revolt and overthrow everyone attempting to claim the title of "Emperor". And the staff laugh and smile to see the death and destruction.
Uh... nonsense! Nothing but propaganda!
Quote from: Banya on March 25, 2015, 09:58:24 PM
*Banya crouches behind a vibranium shield, unsure of who her allies are*
Join the Death Defying Beavers today!
MWAHAHAHA JHSNmajgnfg qhan! (We will rule the forum! Attack!) *Attacks Ize with flying bulldozer*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 26, 2015, 02:09:50 AM
MWAHAHAHA JHSNmajgnfg qhan! (We will rule the forum! Attack!) *Attacks Ize with flying bulldozer*
*Melts flying bulldozer and throws Ashenwyte into a pit*
*Is biting way out of pit*
*tunnels down and rescues Ash from pit*
What's our plan of attack?
We need to blow up the Guestar! *Blows up the Guestar* Yay!
THE SECOND EMPIRE ATTACK FLEET!!!!!
Same fleet arrives, but DOUBLE the ships!Maw haw haw haw haw!
Also, several Death Stars arrive as well.
*A fleet of corgis attack the Imperial fleet*
Like the dog?
Anti-fighter Tartan and Carrack cruisers quickly emiminate the corgi suicide attack force, while the Sar Detoryers concentrate fire on the guests.
*A small fleet of UNSC Battle cruisers fly into view* They join the ranks of Imperial star fighters* At their head Admiral Sandpaw stands on the flag deck controlling their movements while ODST drop pods land among the guest forces ejecting the hardened warriors into the battle* Pelican drop ships and Shortswords fly along the warships flanks protecting them from flanking attacks* Longsword bombers fly in to attack long range heavy targets*
I completely forgot about Halo! Tahnk you, Sandpaw, for bringing up one of the best video game franchises ever.
Admiral Piett changes the Detroyer's firing pattern to allow room for safe passage of the drop pods. Stormtrooper contingents load into TIE/br boarding shuttles.
Suddenly, Old Republic ships, not yet scrapped by the Empire, exit hyperspace and deploy fighters, Agie V-wings complement the long-range ARC-170's as they prepare to a right flanking attack. Venator-class Star Detsroyers load DBY turbolasers and prepare for attack. Clones rush to and fro, loading cannon shells and filling starfighter fuel tanks with tibanna gas.
I suppose this requires.... introducing yet another universe into the equation.
Hundreds of imperial battleships appear from the warp, with a great capitol ship at their head. They quickly spread out, blasting at the enemy with their powerful cannons.
Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of soldiers from the Krieg Death Korps board Sagetip's ships, slowly shooting their way through his stormtrooper legions. They are spearheaded by several thousand space marines of the Black Templars chapter.
All of these soldiers die in vain, as the Star Destroyers self-deetruct! Only to be replaced by anoter fleet. The empire has endless factories, people.
*Two Spartan hover craft land on the enemy capital ship* minutes later the entire thing explodes and nothing is left but the two Spartans that did it* The two elite warriors fly back to Sandpaw's flagship the UNCS Valiant* High powered artillery rip the Krieg ships to pieces while Shortsword fighters destroy any attempted boarding*
*Watches as the factories burn* Crush the head of the viper to kill it!
*Omega Battlefleet comes into view.* "This is the U.S.S. Prometheus! All pro-guest ships have voided their right to citizenship within the Federation, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded. You will be taken to Nimbus III with no food or water, if you do not renounce your guestship."
Aaaaaaah!
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Banya 12:58:43 AM Viewing Russa Nodrey's profile.
At the bridge of the Executor, Admiral Piett recieves the transmission. "Never, rebel scum! Gunners, intensify forward fire! Nothing must get through!"
*A massive DDB fleet comes into view. Ashenwyte's DDB lieutenant orders for the attack to begin. All cannons and lasers are fired at the guest fleet.* *Fires lightning arrows at the Guest fleet* My personal Badgership will destroy thy fleet, vile guests!
*Sends an urgent signal to Sage* Wait don't fire on Delthion he's helping us fire on Soren and Mhera's troops! *Redirects the Valiant, Infinity and Reaper Towards Mhera's guest forces* Opens fire with heavy artillery and anti ground cannons*
Sage is helping the GUESTS! *Sends some fast troop transports to Sage's fleet that will board the ships* COVER OUR MEN! *DDB lasers are fired on Sage's fleet*
Sage isn't helping the guests and last time I checked you had changed sides. *Hornet fighters fly over to protect Sage's ships from Ashenwyte's boarding party*
I'll never understand why people insist on using obsolete technology.
*A tactical nuclear missile wipes out Sandpaw's jet squadron*
*The Prometheus goes into separation sequence, and destroys several guest ships.*
This was kind of interesting.
Quote from: Who's OnlineWylder Treejumper 02:10:40 AM Logging into the forum.
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Woot! We've got a new one!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on March 28, 2015, 05:12:23 PM
Sage isn't helping the guests and last time I checked you had changed sides. *Hornet fighters fly over to protect Sage's ships from Ashenwyte's boarding party*
He is helping Soren! And I'm sure you know the allegiance of Soren..... *Sage's fleet is boarded by Elite DDB warriors* *Badgership attacks Sandpaw's fleet*
Quote from: Banya on March 29, 2015, 05:24:43 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:08:09 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Woot! We've got a new one!
:oTHE DDBS DO NOT SUPPORT THE GUESTS!
All true Death-Defying Beavers support everything that the staff support. Jdksagldl adsalkjk sfkvglzxcvl.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 29, 2015, 08:05:14 AM
Quote from: Banya on March 29, 2015, 05:24:43 AM
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:08:09 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Woot! We've got a new one!
:oTHE DDBS DO NOT SUPPORT THE GUESTS!
That's one less guest and one more member!
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 29, 2015, 08:17:24 AM
All true Death-Defying Beavers support everything that the staff support. Jdksagldl adsalkjk sfkvglzxcvl.
The
true Death-Defying Beavers were exterminated....... >:D
Nbjwjhfd fsdgjfusj!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 29, 2015, 09:56:05 AMThe true Death-Defying Beavers were exterminated....... >:D Nbjwjhfd fsdgjfusj!
How is it possible for them to be "exterminated"? They defy death!
Besides, we the staff are the Beavers!!!OEFLAFvkarogkADFKOASO!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 29, 2015, 02:54:41 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 29, 2015, 09:56:05 AMThe true Death-Defying Beavers were exterminated....... >:D Nbjwjhfd fsdgjfusj!
How is it possible for them to be "exterminated"? They defy death! Besides, we the staff are the Beavers!!!OEFLAFvkarogkADFKOASO!!!!!!!!!!
DUH!
Quote from: Delthion on March 28, 2015, 10:23:41 PM
*The Prometheus goes into separation sequence, and destroys several guest ships.*
*The separation sequence ends up being literal, however, and the Prometheus is torn in half*
*Sandpaw is hard pressed to hold off the DDB while fighting the guests* The Infinity is torn in half and many Shortsword fighters are destroyed* Pelican transport craft hove in to rescue the Naval men from the ships charred hull*
Quote from: Izeroth on March 29, 2015, 03:32:43 PM
Quote from: Delthion on March 28, 2015, 10:23:41 PM
*The Prometheus goes into separation sequence, and destroys several guest ships.*
*The separation sequence ends up being literal, however, and the Prometheus is torn in half*
The separation sequence on the Prometheus is literal. The ship can split into three smaller ones.
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 29, 2015, 02:54:41 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on March 29, 2015, 09:56:05 AMThe true Death-Defying Beavers were exterminated....... >:D Nbjwjhfd fsdgjfusj!
How is it possible for them to be "exterminated"? They defy death! Besides, we the staff are the Beavers!!!OEFLAFvkarogkADFKOASO!!!!!!!!!!
Locked up in a prison in Japan, if you must ask. *Transforms into DDB* HSJBHNREHBY! BHJGR!
Copy that, Cap'n!
Piett redirects fire once again, turning the Executor, Bombardier, Black Asp, and other Star Detroyers toward the enemy fleet. They open fire, decimating the enmy ships.
QuoteGuest 07:59:37 AM Viewing TheTaleOfSierra's profile.
You cannot escape.
Ach.
QuoteGuest 09:32:15 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Yay!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 30, 2015, 02:00:29 PM
QuoteGuest 07:59:37 AM Viewing TheTaleOfSierra's profile.
You cannot escape.
Ja! Cool ;D
QuoteGuest 01:51:45 AM Activating their account.
*Draws a katana* *Attacks James*
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on March 29, 2015, 05:55:40 PM
Copy that, Cap'n!
Piett redirects fire once again, turning the Executor, Bombardier, Black Asp, and other Star Detroyers toward the enemy fleet. They open fire, decimating the enmy ships.
*A squadron of x-wings suicide-fly into the star destroyers*
QuoteGuest 09:55:24 PM Requesting a password reminder.
We have gained another....
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 31, 2015, 04:07:28 AM
QuoteGuest 09:55:24 PM Requesting a password reminder.
We have gained another....
I saw that too! Never seen that before. . . Must be a member trying to get in. :P
QuoteGuest 06:11:09 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Guest 06:10:13 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Guest 06:10:07 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on March 31, 2015, 07:24:08 AM
QuoteGuest 06:11:09 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Guest 06:10:13 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Guest 06:10:07 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Well, well, well, the members have lost one more. >:D
*activates anti-guest death ray*
Though the guests may assault me with the full power of Guestdom, I shall remain! *Locks Photon Torpedoes on the whole of Izeroth's fleet. Fires.*
QuoteOnline Jukka the Sling 05:39:16 PM Unknown Action
We have gained another...
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on March 31, 2015, 11:40:19 PM
QuoteOnline Jukka the Sling 05:39:16 PM Unknown Action
We have gained another...
*Cackles* *Orders full scale assault on the Guest forces* Members, do you want an alliance? The
true DDBs will gladly help you to eradicate the guest and mod forces. *Holds out paw*
*Spits on my hand then shakes Ash's hand* I'm in. 8)
QuoteOnline Sagetip, the hare 06:35:20 PM Destroying the puny guest forces
*Whacks a guest with a broom*
QuoteOnline Soren the Warrior 09:31:40 PM Destroying guests
Dun dun dun! The traitor is betraying the guests.
*Removes hat* I will surrender to the Mods! *Kneels*
Spoiler
Just kidding, April Fools!! ;D :D ;)
Haha ;D
Forty guests? What's going on?
*cackles*
Copycat! ;D
The lady luck flies threw a porthole. The small agile ship darts around the larger ships shooting at them with temporal disrupters, opening rips in space time and literally tarring the ships apart. "Alright boys time for some fun!"
You're aware that's Lando Calrissian's ship, right? Or is that what you meant it to be.
Head told me but that was not my intention. I was not the one who named the ship though. I got her off an old junk dealer but before that it belonged to a man named J. S. Banks.
What if the guests are actually mods in disguise? What if the mods are actually guests in disguise?!
That would be really pointless. ;)
BTW Faiy whose side are you on?
My side! ;D
That's a good side, mind if I join you?
JOIN THE SHPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *hordes of OITB come in armed with shporks*
QuoteGuest 11:14:08 PM Posting in My empire.
Okkkkk.
What the heck? Did you edit it Sierra?
Quote from: The Mask on April 03, 2015, 01:53:56 AM
What the heck? Did you edit it Sierra?
No, but "watch the heck" is a pretty accurate reaction.
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on April 03, 2015, 12:15:42 AM
QuoteGuest 11:14:08 PM Posting in My empire.
Okkkkk.
:o What is he/she doing in such a fine place? *Goes over to My empire to kill the guest*
But, but...guests can't post, right? Right?Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 03:30:55 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:30:02 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:30:01 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:29:29 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Join our side! Leave the guest side!
Quote from: Banya on April 03, 2015, 08:45:04 AM
But, but...guests can't post, right? Right?
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 03:30:55 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:30:02 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:30:01 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:29:29 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Join our side! Leave the guest side!
Four new members? :o #NotSure
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 03, 2015, 02:58:38 AM
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on April 03, 2015, 12:15:42 AM
QuoteGuest 11:14:08 PM Posting in My empire.
Okkkkk.
:o What is he/she doing in such a fine place? *Goes over to My empire to kill the guest*
If your session times out while posting you can still post, but as a guest.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 02, 2015, 01:09:40 AM
JOIN THE SHPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *hordes of OITB come in armed with shporks*
Do you mean
sporks?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 03, 2015, 02:48:39 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 03, 2015, 02:58:38 AM
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on April 03, 2015, 12:15:42 AM
QuoteGuest 11:14:08 PM Posting in My empire.
Okkkkk.
:o What is he/she doing in such a fine place? *Goes over to My empire to kill the guest*
If your session times out while posting you can still post, but as a guest.
Maybe so, but this is pretty creppy:
QuoteGuest 01:38:33 AM Posting in Cya!.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:08:22 PM Viewing Mhera's profile.
Well hello!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:09:51 PM Viewing Soren the Warrior's profile.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:11:28 PM Viewing Banya's profile.
I have already converted, so no problem there.
18 users vs 15 guests!!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on April 03, 2015, 02:48:39 PM
If your session times out while posting you can still post, but as a guest.
Hmm, every time my session times out while posting I have to go back, copy, and log in again, but I've never seen what it looks like from Who's Online.
Actually, that happens quite a bit. Maybe all these guests posting are... me.Quote from: Mhera on April 06, 2015, 02:09:31 PM
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:11:28 PM Viewing Banya's profile.
*gasps* I've been singled out.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 04:20:28 AM Activating their account.
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 02, 2015, 01:09:40 AM
JOIN THE SHPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *hordes of OITB come in armed with shporks*
All hail the mighty shpork!
Let's fight back woth cans of spam, which is far better then shpork.
*Throws CHEESE at the guests*
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4677958/throw-the-cheese-o.gif)
QuoteGuest 03:50:46 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
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QuoteGuest 03:41:08 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
QuoteGuest 03:39:21 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
QuoteGuest 03:38:29 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
QuoteGuest 06:42:28 AM Logging into the forum.
QuoteGuest 06:42:17 AM Logging into the forum.
They are coming for me!
Quote from: Who's Online.Soren the Warrior 12:29:17 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
YES! SURRENDER THEN REPLY TO MY PM TO YOU!
QuoteGuest 05:30:25 PM Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
QuoteBanya 09:48:01 PM Unknown Action
I am being spied on!
Quote from: Who's OnlineBanya 10:40:50 PM Viewing Wylder Treejumper's profile.
^Well, I had to find some way to send you a PM, didn't I?Quote from: Jetthebinturong on April 12, 2015, 11:02:53 PM
QuoteBanya 09:48:01 PM Unknown Action
I don't know how I did that, but I want to do it again.
>:D
We do not fear them!
That is correct. We kill them.
Join us!Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 03:05:23 PM Registering for an account on the forum
.
No, you are on the side of the guests! The more members we have the worse off your side is! ;D ;D
I'm not on the side of the guests. :(
Quote from: Banya on April 15, 2015, 05:41:20 AM
I'm not on the side of the guests. :(
You're on the DDB side, aren't you?
QuoteGuest 01:03:26 AM Viewing TheTaleOfSierra's profile.
And this kept updating for a while. Ok then! Glad to meet ya, guest.
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on April 16, 2015, 02:07:13 AM
QuoteGuest 01:03:26 AM Viewing TheTaleOfSierra's profile.
And this kept updating for a while. Ok then! Glad to meet ya, guest.
Maybe it's your time-traveling future self viewing your profile.
And he is hanging out with yours, apparently:
QuoteGuest 01:25:33 AM Viewing Izeroth's profile.
QuoteGuest 10:03:00 AM Viewing the topic Doctor Who Funny Pictures!.
Guest 10:03:00 AM Viewing the topic Doctor Who Funny Pictures!.
Guest 10:03:00 AM Viewing the topic Doctor Who Funny Pictures!.
Guest 10:02:59 AM
We're coming for you Britain.
QuoteGuest 11:40:45 PM Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
Guest 11:40:27 PM Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
Someone's popular ;D ;D ;D
This is what Rain says:
(http://gif.co/o81Y.gif)
QuoteGuest 11:49:13 AM Viewing Skyblade's profile.
We are getting closer.
@Ash: Yes, I'm on the DDB side.
Which is allied to the guests and mods...I think...
No, the Death-Defying Beavers are the Guest and Mod Resistance Group.
What? I've been betrayed.
*attacks DDB allies*
*defends DDB allies from Soren's pitiful flailing*
*blows up DDB allies with explosive thingys*
*Deftly attacks Soren and his evil minions.*
QuoteGuest 05:39:17 AM Viewing Wot, wot!'s profile.
QuoteGuest 05:35:16 AM Viewing Wot, wot!'s profile.
QuoteGuest 05:27:40 AM Viewing Wot, wot!'s profile.
:D
:-*
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:19:17 AM Viewing Banya's profile.
QuoteOnline Faiyloe 05:00:31 PM Unknown Action
We have Faiy.
Mods and their mod thread.Quote from: Who's OnlineJames Gryphon 07:57:49 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Lutra 07:57:40 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
QuoteGuest 08:59:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Screams*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 23, 2015, 02:03:25 AM
QuoteGuest 08:59:56 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Screams*
*Slaps Russa in the face*
Get it together!
*Gets slapped* Hey! *Cough, cough* It's together now.
Three guests registering for accounts on the forum. 8)
What are Nods?
NJSHKXOFDXCHDIJEQOIAJAWO! *Shoots Soren with a bazooka* KAWAII!
QuoteGuest 11:03:51 PM Unknown Action
QuoteGuest 02:03:53 AM Viewing Skyblade's profile.
Even the Guests like you :P
QuoteGuest 03:07:28 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Aaaagh!
QuoteGuest 08:31:42 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
QuoteGuest 08:31:38 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
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Guest 04:58:02 PM Unknown Action
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I demand an answer for this.
Narwhals. Satisfied?
We have another:
QuoteOnline rrrrr 04:56:17 PM Unknown Action
Hacker.
QuoteOnline Rainshadow 01:13:03 AM Unknown Action
Rain is in with the narwhals.
She was always on your team since she became a mod...
Quote from: Mhera on April 29, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
QuoteOnline Rainshadow 01:13:03 AM Unknown Action
Rain is in with the narwhals.
When was I on at 1 AM? :P Eh, probably a time difference...
No, I just haven't set the clock to my time zone.
().()
*Crawls under a paper bag* No, I'm not hiding, this is my guest trap. Any guest that comes within three feet of this tantalizing paper bag is immediately buried by thousands of rubber ducks (made of cement). *Rubs hands together with anticipation* My plan is foolproof!
Quote from: Mhera on April 29, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
QuoteOnline Rainshadow 01:13:03 AM Unknown Action
Rain is in with the narwhals.
She's betrayed
us the members. I challenge thee to a duel!
Me or Rain?
RAIN!
*Still under my paper bag*
How can you have rubber ducks made of cement?
Quote from: Mhera on April 29, 2015, 06:57:24 PM
How can you have rubber ducks made of cement?
Through the miracle of modern technology.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 29, 2015, 03:23:34 PM
Quote from: Mhera on April 29, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
QuoteOnline Rainshadow 01:13:03 AM Unknown Action
Rain is in with the narwhals.
She's betrayed us the members. I challenge thee to a duel!
Nah, I don't feel like it. ;D
She's obviously hypnotized by the narwhals.
Quote from: Lady Amber on April 30, 2015, 02:24:51 AM
She's obviously hypnotized by the narwhals.
Narwhals don't exist. They're just a clever ploy created by the Space Lemurs.
Which are under the influence of the Narwhals.
Quote from: Delthion on April 30, 2015, 03:58:05 AM
Which are under the influence of the Narwhals.
Which are just a clever ploy created by Space Lemurs.
But the Space Lemurs are under the influence of the Narwhals.
Quote from: Izeroth on April 03, 2015, 02:48:48 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 02, 2015, 01:09:40 AM
JOIN THE SHPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *hordes of OITB come in armed with shporks*
Do you mean sporks?
No I mean SHPORKS!
SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS SHPORKS
Quote from: Izeroth on April 30, 2015, 04:15:33 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2015, 04:02:29 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on April 03, 2015, 02:48:48 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 02, 2015, 01:09:40 AM
JOIN THE SHPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *hordes of OITB come in armed with shporks*
Do you mean sporks?
No I mean SHPORKS!
No, you mean sporks.
I'm sorry, are you new here?
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2015, 04:37:42 AM
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Repeating something over and over again doesn't make it valid.
I KNOW WHAT I MEAN! SHPORKS!
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Rain is in with the narwhals.
She's betrayed us the members. I challenge thee to a duel!
Nah, I don't feel like it. ;D
D: It's okay, defeat the members now, come on. *Nudges Rain-chan*
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Quote from: Faiyloe on April 30, 2015, 03:08:37 PM
I KNOW WHAT I MEAN! SHPORKS!
I know what you mean. Sporks!
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Join us! >:D
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Ah have discovered the secret.
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Ah have discovered the secret.
Teach me your ways.
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*Vonderz vhy ze air iz ztill blovin' from a rain zhover* *Dodgez flyin' meatbavz*
Interesting, there's ten members and ten guests on currently, or at least a minute ago.
The wars are over. We are in state of tense peace. The DDBs will offer the hand of peace first.
I LOVE HANDS!
*Cuts off hands and barbecues*
That hand was figurative. *Dices Mr. Cuddles*
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Matthias720 06:21:50 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Dun, dun, dun...
I knew it. I KNEW IT!!!!
*gathers the ARMY OF GONDOR to fight the guests*
*The Amestris military march on the guest stronghold*
I have been scouting them over the past several weeks. They take shifts in pairs, as seen below. They are crafty and should be considered a dangerous and able foe.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:53:13 AM Viewing the topic What i will be doing....
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They must be in league with the Nazgûl!
I have discovered one who seems to hold a position of authority.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 08:23:17 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Ah, we should assassinate it so as to disrupt their command structure.
They have hordes of guests at their control. Killing one would be pointless, they would just replace it with another. *DDB fleet arrives at the member headquarters.* We offer you a ceasefire, so that we may focus on exterminating the guests.
They're using the buddy system. Let's all, DDB Allies and Members alike, work together to confront our mutual enemies.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 04:55:15 PM Viewing the topic Doctor Who Funny Pictures!.
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Quote from: Who's OnlineMhera 02:40:58 AM Logging into the forum.
How is this even possible?
I have to get on here somehow.
I mean, in order for you to be on "Who's Online", you must be on the forum- which means you must be logged in to appear so, or you would be marked as a guest. The only explanation I can think of is that the 9-second delay on "Who's Online" allows the display of you logging in after you have, in fact logged in.
Hm.
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I don't even know what that is.
I think that's the point...
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Guest 03:53:50 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Yes, apparently they do do things in pairs. Including defect to us.
Quote from: Who's onlineGuest 04:39:19 PM Posting in My empire.
Who has gone to the dark side?
Now matter how many defect, the commanders can source more from the Forbidden Forest of Guests.
Guest 04:32:29 PM Printing the topic "Interesting facts about you ".
Looks like they're reporting to their general. Lots of sensitive information there...
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on May 31, 2015, 05:46:03 PM
Guest 04:32:29 PM Printing the topic "Interesting facts about you ".
Looks like they're reporting to their general. Lots of sensitive information there...
Why would they even be interested in printing that? Did they seriously go through all the pages and find them interesting enough to print and read again (or share with a friend)? :P
Their scouts have been discovered.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 06:35:31 PM Viewing the help page.
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Should we be concerned about this:
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Let it play, let it play. Keep a sharp eye on that one, though.
Uh oh:
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*blushes and smiles charmingly*
*pulls self together*
*removes ladle from belt and fits large stone in it*
*DDBs open fire on the Guest Base, killing a lot of them*
*Charges into the Guest outpost wielding my frying pan and shouting a battle cry* For the Forums and Freedom!
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 02, 2015, 12:15:15 AM
*Charges into the Guest outpost wielding my frying pan and shouting a battle cry* For the Forums and Freedom!
Freedom is just an illusion... However, I do see how fighting the guests might benefit order.
*An airstrike wipes out a Guest horde*
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Spies:
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Guest 02:25:38 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 02:24:35 AM Viewing the topic favorite redwall illustrator .
Guest 02:24:03 AM Viewing the topic Antigonus Drakon (The Mask) Vs Arya Brushtail (Cornflower MM).
Guest 02:24:00 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
They're also trying to fit in:
QuoteGuest 02:35:19 AM Printing the topic "How to pronounce words in Mossflower country.".
What is this?
QuoteGuest 02:34:42 AM Activating their account.
*DDB flying bulldozer cavalry storm the gates of the guest fortress*
QuoteGuest 08:13:32 AM Unknown Action
*winds is blowing and gunshots echo in teh background*
This is Sage Tip here on our most active battleground, the guest/member/DDB war. Fighting has been going on for several months now and no sign of stopping or even a ceasefire is in sight. No side has an advantage and the DDB leader, the Lord_Ashenwyte, is showing open enmity to all forms of assistance.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 04, 2015, 02:59:19 PM
*winds is blowing and gunshots echo in teh background*
This is Sage Tip here on our most active battleground, the guest/member/DDB war. Fighting has been going on for several months now and no sign of stopping or even a ceasefire is in sight. No side has an advantage and the DDB leader, the Lord_Ashenwyte, is showing open enmity to all forms of assistance.
*Coughs loudly* Ahem, the reason we are behaving so is due to the antagonistic view the major players have of us. We have enabled many developments for the betterment this forum, including the reopening of the Olden Inn.
Um. Jet, watch out.
This was more than a little alarming.
They're so synchronized.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:44:42 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
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76 Guests.
And more.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:48:53 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
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I didn't even know there was a page two possible for Who's Online:
(http://i.imgur.com/Msyv8OW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5D46qFs.jpg)
Guess I've made an impression.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on June 06, 2015, 07:55:01 PM
I didn't even know there was a page two possible for Who's Online:
(http://i.imgur.com/Msyv8OW.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5D46qFs.jpg)
Holy cows. . . . .
What the freak?!
Glitch, maybe? Jet, what on Earth did you DO?!
Now I feel like drawing a concept art of that. xD With Faiy's imaging of the guests.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 06, 2015, 08:24:00 PM
Glitch, maybe? Jet, what on Earth did you DO?!
I don't know, maybe they like how outspoken I am or maybe they're massive nerds who like my threads. Hell, maybe they're members of the LGBT community; the last time there was a spike in guest activity on my page was when I made this post (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7512.msg433944#msg433944).
I think you've mentioned before that none of your friends know about this forum, right, Jet?
It'd be very much like my friends to visit the forum (they'd have to find it first - they know there's a forum but not which forum) and stalk my profile.
Oh, and I like that post you linked to. Things to think on, y'know.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 06, 2015, 09:01:17 PM
Now I feel like drawing a concept art of that. xD With Faiy's imaging of the guests.
Why I'm flattered. ;D
QuoteGuest 03:06:10 AM Logging into the forum.
There is a traitor in our midst...
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 11:39:11 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Straggler.
Quote from: Banya on June 07, 2015, 03:50:06 AM
I think you've mentioned before that none of your friends know about this forum, right, Jet?
Correct.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:57:49 PM Printing the topic "CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD".
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
Quote from: Izeroth on June 07, 2015, 04:18:32 AM
QuoteGuest 03:06:10 AM Logging into the forum.
There is a traitor in our midst...
I think that was me. Logging in. I'm no traitor - How can I be? I'm neutral on this topic.
See, I just stay logged on. I know that my sister has absolutely no idea on the workings of this forum and every time she asks about it I say that it's "Immensely complicated" and when I attempt to explain to my school frinds they rool thier eyes. I supposed I'm obsessed with the forums, though.
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QuoteGuest 03:06:10 AM Logging into the forum.
There is a traitor in our midst...
I think that was me. Logging in. I'm no traitor - How can I be? I'm neutral on this topic.
Aha! So you admit that you were a guest!
Did you not explicitly hear her - she's neutral.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 07, 2015, 07:01:04 PM
Did you not explicitly hear her - she's neutral.
Guests cannot be neutral. They may say that they're neutral, but you can't believe them.
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QuoteGuest 03:06:10 AM Logging into the forum.
There is a traitor in our midst...
I think that was me. Logging in. I'm no traitor - How can I be? I'm neutral on this topic.
Aha! So you admit that you were a guest!
HEY! I've been a Guest many times - Like when I said I was taking a break from the forum! What's so bad with that?! Again,
I. Am. Freaking. Neutral!Quote from: Izeroth on June 07, 2015, 07:04:42 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 07, 2015, 07:01:04 PM
Did you not explicitly hear her - she's neutral.
Guests cannot be neutral. They may say that they're neutral, but you can't believe them.
Oh, so now I'm not trustworthy?! &Growls*
Don't worry about them Corn, You now you alignment and that is all that is important. *Guest comes up behind me and I smash it in the face with a frying pan*
Thank you, Faiy. *Stalks out of topic*
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QuoteGuest 03:06:10 AM Logging into the forum.
There is a traitor in our midst...
I think that was me. Logging in. I'm no traitor - How can I be? I'm neutral on this topic.
Aha! So you admit that you were a guest!
HEY! I've been a Guest many times - Like when I said I was taking a break from the forum! What's so bad with that?! Again, I. Am. Freaking. Neutral!
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Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 07, 2015, 07:01:04 PM
Did you not explicitly hear her - she's neutral.
Guests cannot be neutral. They may say that they're neutral, but you can't believe them.
Oh, so now I'm not trustworthy?! &Growls*
No one was really neutral would be a Guest; everyone knows how hostile Guests are. And what of this "break"? Sounds like a cover-up for illegal Guest activity.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 07, 2015, 07:47:38 PM
Don't worry about them Corn, You now you alignment and that is all that is important. *Guest comes up behind me and I smash it in the face with a frying pan*
....How uncivilized.
Why-! IZEROTH!
You are most definitely NOT getting my vote at the Forum Elections! You'd just plunge us into war with all your assumptions and what with you wanting to believe things that ARE NOT true!
#VOTESOREN
The Celler Dweller Party supports Guest immigration.
Quote from: Mhera on June 07, 2015, 08:03:06 PM
#VOTESOREN
The Celler Dweller Party supports Guest immigration.
Oh, great. Let the Guests immigrate so they can tear us apart from the inside!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 07, 2015, 08:00:33 PM
Why-! IZEROTH!
You are most definitely NOT getting my vote at the Forum Elections! You'd just plunge us into war with all your assumptions and what with you wanting to believe things that ARE NOT true!
(You do realize that I'm roleplaying, right?)
What you fail to realize is that we already are at war. We're constantly fighting the Guests, Rogue Members, etc..... and yet you would have us ignore them!
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#VOTESOREN
The Celler Dweller Party supports Guest immigration.
I dunno, I might.
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 07, 2015, 08:00:33 PM
Why-! IZEROTH!
You are most definitely NOT getting my vote at the Forum Elections! You'd just plunge us into war with all your assumptions and what with you wanting to believe things that ARE NOT true!
(You do realize that I'm roleplaying, right?)
What you fail to realize is that we already are at war. We're constantly fighting the Guests, Rogue Members, etc..... and yet you would have us ignore them!
(Uh, duh. :P What do you think I'M doing, sillyhead?)
Ignore them?! No! Have you ever thought about making peace with them?! Wouldn't that ne the better option than. . . . This? *Sweeps paw around, showing off the battle ground*
They are obviously trying to kill us... *Another guest tries to strangle me, I elbow it in the neck and kick its shin* besides how do you you expect us to come to a "peace agreement" when we can't even start a dialog with them. *Smashes it over the head with frying pan*
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QuoteGuest 03:06:10 AM Logging into the forum.
There is a traitor in our midst...
I think that was me. Logging in. I'm no traitor - How can I be? I'm neutral on this topic.
Aha! So you admit that you were a guest!
All of us are Guests when we go to the forum and we're about to login.
I never log in. ;D Hence I am never a guest. ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 08, 2015, 01:45:24 AM
I never log in. ;D Hence I am never a guest. ;D
Exactly.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 07, 2015, 08:37:47 PM
They are obviously trying to kill us... *Another guest tries to strangle me, I elbow it in the neck and kick its shin* besides how do you you expect us to come to a "peace agreement" when we can't even start a dialog with them. *Smashes it over the head with frying pan*
. . . . . True. Did NOT think of that. How about we start with not trying to kill them, and hide?
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 08, 2015, 01:45:24 AM
I never log in. ;D Hence I am never a guest. ;D
I don;t usually log in either, but I'd just run CCleaner, so. . .. Yeah.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:19:50 PM Posting in Guests are doing something secretly!.
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^That's a bold one there.
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Maybe someone just had another tab open! I do that all the time. *Crosses arms*
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Maybe someone just had another tab open! I do that all the time. *Crosses arms*
...Yet more proof of your disloyalty.
Mr. Izeroth, you do have the right to court marshal Miss Cornflower if you have enough evidence of her "traitorous" attitude.
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Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:19:50 PM Posting in Guests are doing something secretly!.
!!!
Maybe someone just had another tab open! I do that all the time. *Crosses arms*
...Yet more proof of your disloyalty.
Keeping two tabs open so that I can psot in the Cellars and answer PMs is TRAITOROUS?!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 01:32:52 AM
Mr. Izeroth, you do have the right to court marshal Miss Cornflower if you have enough evidence of her "traitorous" attitude.
Hey! Whose side are you on?!
(psst! I'll defend you)
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 03:36:36 AM
(psst! I'll defend you)
That will not be necessary, Mr. Sagetip; I do not intend to press charges. Your willingness to show favoritism, however, disappoints me.
Mr. Izeroth, I can't show favoritism to you simply because the media cannot align itself with any one candidate for the elections.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 03:54:54 PM
Mr. Izeroth, I can't show favoritism to you simply because the media cannot align itself with any one candidate for the elections.
I did not ask you to show favoritism to me. I simply wanted you to report the news in an unbiased and undefensive manner.
And what would harm the news if we bias ourselves toward a certain citizen? I'm sure the FNN employees will support Corn's loyalty - to us.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 09, 2015, 01:23:31 AM
Quote from: Mhera on June 08, 2015, 08:21:01 PM
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:19:50 PM Posting in Guests are doing something secretly!.
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Maybe someone just had another tab open! I do that all the time. *Crosses arms*
I do too. Hard to post replies for some things (RP's in particular) if you can't read previous replies. I also tried opening twenty tabs at once to see if I could make the forum think there were wenty instances of me, but that didn't work. It only registers the one in current use. Most probably, it was someone posting a reply who logged off on another tab and did not close the first.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 03:36:36 AM
(psst! I'll defend you)
(Thanks!)
Quote from: Izeroth on June 09, 2015, 05:17:28 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 03:36:36 AM
(psst! I'll defend you)
That will not be necessary, Mr. Sagetip; I do not intend to press charges. Your willingness to show favoritism, however, disappoints me.
Thanks, Iz! I am glad to see that you've realized that I'm neutral. So, really, this lovely debate was pointless - Although I enjoyed it very much.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2015, 03:38:26 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 03:36:36 AM
(psst! I'll defend you)
(Thanks!)
Quote from: Izeroth on June 09, 2015, 05:17:28 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on June 09, 2015, 03:36:36 AM
(psst! I'll defend you)
That will not be necessary, Mr. Sagetip; I do not intend to press charges. Your willingness to show favoritism, however, disappoints me.
Thanks, Iz! I am glad to see that you've realized that I'm neutral. So, really, this lovely debate was pointless - Although I enjoyed it very much.
I still don't trust you, but I have neither the will nor the care to sue you.
I am completely trustworthy, Izeroth. If anyone is untrustworthy here, I think it would be you - You're always so ready to fight.
QuoteGuest 10:17:58 PM Viewing Eulalia's profile.
Had a moment of panic before I realized that wasn't me... :P
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2015, 06:32:41 PM
I am completely trustworthy, Izeroth. If anyone is untrustworthy here, I think it would be you - You're always so ready to fight.
My 'aggression' is the reason you aren't living in Guestville right now. Countless thousands of
my soldiers have died in the Guest Wars. What have you done for the Cellars?
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Gonff the Mousethief 05:43:23 PM Sending the topic "Soren's completely weirdo/nice/thoughtful/loving/what-the-what/crazy/randomized poll." to a friend.
Quote from: Izeroth on June 11, 2015, 01:25:39 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 10, 2015, 06:32:41 PM
I am completely trustworthy, Izeroth. If anyone is untrustworthy here, I think it would be you - You're always so ready to fight.
My 'aggression' is the reason you aren't living in Guestville right now. Countless thousands of my soldiers have died in the Guest Wars. What have you done for the Cellars?
Nothing - I prefer doing things for boards that NEED help.
Quote from: Mhera on June 11, 2015, 06:44:22 PM
Quote from: Who's OnlineOnline Gonff the Mousethief 05:43:23 PM Sending the topic "Soren's completely weirdo/nice/thoughtful/loving/what-the-what/crazy/randomized poll." to a friend.
. . . . . That's new.
EDIT:
Seriously?!
QuoteCornflower MM 05:35:43 PM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
I'm looking at myself looking at the board index?!
Aaaah!
rrrrr, Morgazath, Jetthebinturong, Sagetip, the hare and 11 Guests are viewing this board.
We're outnumbered :P
Caught patrolling in pairs again. They're paying particular attention to our security forces and the disturbances within our numbers.Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 10:09:11 PM Viewing the topic Cellar Security Command.
Guest 10:09:05 PM Viewing the topic Cellar Security Command.
Guest 10:08:58 PM Viewing the topic The Fall of the Cellars!.
Guest 10:08:53 PM Viewing the topic The Fall of the Cellars!.
Intriguing... I wonder how they feel about them.
I'd keep an eye on them, this could be very bad.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on June 12, 2015, 03:20:10 AM
I'd keep an eye on them, this could be very bad.
..Says the one who started all this chaos.
We can't fight the guest invasion while we are divided! If we let this civil war go on much longer then the guests will use it to their advantage and you will have no chaos! I am all for chaos but it must be for the right cause. If we don't unite now then everything that makes the cellars great and strong and unique and beautiful will be gone. Wiped out. Nothing left but the tyrannical oppressive rule of the guests. Edicts passed telling you when and how you can post, post count rationing, and forced labor. That is what you will get under the guests! We must not let this happen! So rise up my fellow Cellarians! Rise up and fight! For chaos and freedom!
Edit: See they are already scouting out the council room.
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Guest 10:37:49 PM Viewing the topic Cellar Council [CLOSED].
Guest 10:33:36 PM Viewing the topic Cellar Council [CLOSED].
Guest 10:25:22 PM Viewing the topic Cellar Council [CLOSED].
Oh why hello there...
QuoteGuest 10:25:28 PM Viewing the topic Guests are doing something secretly!.
*Smashes Guest over the head with my frying pan*
Quote from: Izeroth on June 12, 2015, 03:24:19 AM
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on June 12, 2015, 03:20:10 AM
I'd keep an eye on them, this could be very bad.
..Says the one who started all this chaos.
Well, we are all members against the guests, so if they are threatening our forums, it could be bad for all of us. I say we stick together for now until the guests are no longer a concern, then we continue fighting.
YES! Gather the forces start building a barricade! Arm your selves! We are going to war!
I say we leave the guests alone since there is literally no way they can contribute to the forum unless they join and instead focus on eradicating the boring, tyrannical government that Soren and Izeroth seem intent on setting up.
That you yourself Jet was a part of. You ran for President, supporting government. I never said that it should be tyrinical, in fact I spoke out against it. This is expression!
I ran for president so I could keep the Cellars the way it was. I was going to disband the Council, the Intelligence Agency and everything that the government is doing to make the Cellars more boring.
Boring! Boring! Never, in fact mindless chaos is boring. You need plot, motivation! Like the guests for instance... If there where no Government then you would have nothing to fight against hence no chaos... really I think things would be very boring. But now is not the time for that. The guests are the immediate threat we can deal with our disagreements on government latter.
Ohhhh, the bally politics, wot, wot. :-X :-\ :P
. . .. . . How is it that when you guys post, you see Guests and other members viewing this topic. . . . Yet, when I look around here, there's just me? No members. No Guests. Just me.
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I voted for neither Soren nor Jet. Sorry, gents.
Quote from: Banya on June 13, 2015, 09:20:54 PM
QuoteBanya and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
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I voted for neither Soren nor Jet. Sorry, gents.
What poll didn't you vote for me in? ;D
The one that was discussed above.
Quote from: Banya on June 13, 2015, 09:20:54 PM
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I voted for neither Soren nor Jet. Sorry, gents.
Which leaves Iz or Skar.
Skarzs.
Seems like the guests are enjoying the story so far:
QuoteGuest 03:30:44 AM Viewing the topic The Lost Woods (Enter if you dare).
QuoteGuest 03:30:35 AM Viewing the topic The Lost Woods (Enter if you dare).
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QuoteGuest 08:49:43 PM Viewing the topic Return to the North Coast. ( By Soren the Warrior ).
NONONONONO AVERT YOUR EYES!!
@Sierra: They must
really be getting into the story now...
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 04:24:17 AM Posting in The Lost Woods (Enter if you dare).
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on June 15, 2015, 02:51:22 AM
QuoteGuest 08:49:43 PM Viewing the topic Return to the North Coast. ( By Soren the Warrior ).
NONONONONO AVERT YOUR EYES!!
I've read that (or at least part of it) ;D
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on June 15, 2015, 02:51:22 AM
QuoteGuest 08:49:43 PM Viewing the topic Return to the North Coast. ( By Soren the Warrior ).
NONONONONO AVERT YOUR EYES!!
It's too late.
*Evil laugh*
"I once had to stay here alone one night... *pumps shotgun*
23 guests had me surrounded but I made it out. I hope I can prove useful in the next defensive line."
*Begins piling up sandbags*
Thank you Hammy we are glad for your help *Shakes Ham's paw and then helps him to build his defense*
*glares at Faiy* "Don't call me Hammy."
Alright then sir Hamshire.
Quote from: Mhera on June 15, 2015, 05:28:26 AM
@Sierra: They must really be getting into the story now...
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 04:24:17 AM Posting in The Lost Woods (Enter if you dare).
........
That would have been me, I believe.
EDIT: Well, this is flattering:
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:28:13 PM Viewing the topic Wildcat Attack! Part Two..
Guest 02:27:01 PM Viewing the topic Autumn Harvest RP Thread..
Guess they like my RP threads. . . . :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 15, 2015, 03:06:41 PM
Alright then sir Hamshire.
*stops glaring*
"... Better."
Good welcome to the ranks.
Ranks? What ranks? *Raises eyebrow*
Your with the guests, you wouldn't know ::)
QuoteGuest 10:39:50 PM Printing the topic "Cute Animal Videos and Photos".
One can only wonder what the Guests are up to now....
Ummm, what are they up to now:
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One is collapsing a category. A THREAD IS BEING DEMOLISHED!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 18, 2015, 03:53:55 AM
One is collapsing a category. A THREAD IS BEING DEMOLISHED!
Red alert! Evacuate all citizens at once!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 18, 2015, 03:53:55 AM
One is collapsing a category. A THREAD IS BEING DEMOLISHED!
. . . . . Collapsing a category? Never heard of that being done before.
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It was you in a different tab, James! Wasn't it?
Er, I don't think opening up a different tab or window changes how the forum perceives you.
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 18, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Er, I don't think opening up a different tab or window changes how the forum perceives you.
It would "see" you from two different locations. Say, you are reading a topic in one of tab and replying to another on the other tab, it would be constantly switching back and forth between what it "thinks" you are doing.
My two old rusty cents on this.
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 18, 2015, 07:42:53 PM
Er, I don't think opening up a different tab or window changes how the forum perceives you.
No, I'm pretty sure it does. I have two tabs open all the time, and it usually says that I'ma Guest in one tab or another.
That isn't my experience. Maybe if you're using incognito tabs, or a window in a different browser (a browser where you're not logged in), but otherwise it consistently updates my location.
We could do a system overhaul and rewire every guest's account IP address, trace them, delete them, and put the forum on lockdown. Maybe.
P.S. 14 guests are down here in the cellars, I can't hold them alone! Requesting immediate Evac!
*Waves cheerily at two Guests viewing this topic with me*
*Runs to help Hamshire. chases guests out with my frying pan* and stay out!
rrrrr, Eulaliaaa!, Banya, Mhera, Tiny Jackalope, Faiyloe and 8 Guests are viewing this board.
Now I am. But I wasn't. I was viewing my messages. Libel and slander.
QuoteGuest 04:21:14 AM Posting in COSTUME PARTY .
^ they wish ::)
QuoteCornflower MM 12:56:46 AM Viewing Eulaliaaa!'s profile.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/rApKuVWCZZgvm/giphy.gif)
Most epic gif ever Eul.
*steals gif*
Why thank you.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:08:52 PM Viewing the topic Mossflower Falls (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=5593.0)
Yay! I don't care if it's a guest, they're still reading it!
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Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on June 19, 2015, 05:30:53 AM
^ they wish ::)
QuoteCornflower MM 12:56:46 AM Viewing Eulaliaaa!'s profile.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/rApKuVWCZZgvm/giphy.gif)
What, I can't send you a PM? :P
Oh, so that's what you were doing :P
Yep! ;D I've being people's posts lately, too. Mainly member's who've left, like Rach or Shade. (You and Rach would have gotten on stupendously, Eul. :))
That's cool :) (maybe someday Rach will come back...)
Quote from: TheTaleOfSierra on June 19, 2015, 05:22:06 AM
QuoteGuest 04:21:14 AM Posting in COSTUME PARTY .
Maybe that's a user called guest. lol
QuoteGuest 06:18:22 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Yay!
QuoteGuest 06:12:05 PM Unknown Action
Dun, dun, dun...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 23, 2015, 03:49:44 PM
Yep! ;D I've being people's posts lately, too. Mainly member's who've left, like Rach or Shade. (You and Rach would have gotten on stupendously, Eul. :))
... Yeah they would have... I miss them... :'( We may see something of them over the summer though. The main reason they left was because of school. Least that is what I heard :)
Yeah! that would be awesome! Welol, Rach did. I don;t know about Shade - Maybe I can ask Rachel how he's doing? Oh, guys, guess what! Rachel's gotten an award at college! *Hurries to e-mail* the ward was Stucdent of the Year! Out of everyone who lives at the college, too!
Awsome!
Oh and look at this
QuoteGuest 04:21:44 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 04:20:26 PM Viewing the topic Faiy's training camp. .
I caught a spy.
Edit:
QuoteGuest 04:46:21 PM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
Guest 04:45:23 PM Viewing the topic Forum Elections: The Cellars.
Guest 04:45:10 PM Viewing the topic Interesting facts about you .
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and some more... it seems they intend to infiltrate the government.
And more...
QuoteGuest 04:43:14 PM Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
Guest 04:38:18 PM Unknown Action
It looks like they have taken an interest in our new moderator...
Wow! Guests can be strange.
Ooh! Lookee this!:
QuoteGuest 06:08:50 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Strange! What are you up to, Guesty?
QuoteGuest 08:19:40 PM Unknown Action
Another Guesty doing something evil! :o
QuoteGuest 08:27:24 PM Printing the topic "Post Up Your Favourite Official/Fan Art".
Look! Printing fan art! that's cool!
Ha! We outnumber the guests 13 to 7!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 28, 2015, 04:49:08 AM
Ha! We outnumber the guests 13 to 7!
*Whistles* Thirteen members on at once?! When does that even happen?
EDIT: Why. .. ?
QuoteGuest 01:31:21 PM Viewing rachel25's profile.
QuotePluggFiretail 05:28:48 PM Viewing Skyblade's profile.
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Oh, Eul. :P
*Guest alert. 9:1 Guest member ration. Guest alert. Guest alert.* GYAAAAAAAHH!!!! *Leaps into the hoards of Guests destroying them with Durendal.*
Destroy! Destroy! *Fires water pistol into the guest ranks*
*Disintegrates all the Guest's shoes and throws Lego bricks on the ground*
*Pauses* That's new, Amber. *Waves friendly-like at the Guest viewing this topic* Don't mind them, they're nuts. :)
*Hacks at Guests and cleaves them in two.*
Guys, I need immediate evac now! It's me against twenty five of them!
*Sighs* You people. . . .
*Jumps onto Tipsy, my faithful steed, and charges into battle*
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Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on June 29, 2015, 06:30:26 PM
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He was probably sending me a PM ;D
Um... guys there are two Izeroths :-\... I have never seen this before.
QuoteIzeroth 05:04:45 PM Viewing the board Forum Games.
Online Izeroth 05:04:40 PM Viewing the board Forum Games.
Whoa, what?
I noticed that. I think it was a glitch.
No, Izeroth cloned his binary code self.
Yes, I'm getting views already!
Online The Skarzs 03:47:24 PM Viewing the topic Cellar forum Fanfic.
Just for that, I refuse to look at that topic ever again.
QuoteGuest 08:27:36 PM Viewing the topic Funniest Cats You Will Ever See.
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O.o
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 09:22:58 PM Posting in COSTUME PARTY .
A bit late to the party, aren't you?
QuoteGuest 10:36:20 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Guest 10:36:01 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Guest 10:35:30 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Again?
QuoteGuest 06:37:00 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Looks who joined the dark side. ;D
I'm going to be neutral in this conflict. #Ain'tpickin'sides
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 13, 2015, 03:37:26 AM
I'm going to be neutral in this conflict. #Ain'tpickin'sides
I'm afraid that's not an option. By being a Member, you're automatically the enemy of all Guests.
Quote from: Izeroth on July 13, 2015, 04:51:01 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 13, 2015, 03:37:26 AM
I'm going to be neutral in this conflict. #Ain'tpickin'sides
I'm afraid that's not an option. By being a Member, you're automatically the enemy of all Guests.
Jett's a member, and he's neutral. Gotta set up them trade alliances, man.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 11, 2015, 11:48:49 PM
QuoteGuest 10:36:20 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Guest 10:36:01 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Guest 10:35:30 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
Again?
What did you do now?
Perhaps he is collaborating with them!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 13, 2015, 03:27:55 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on July 13, 2015, 04:51:01 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 13, 2015, 03:37:26 AM
I'm going to be neutral in this conflict. #Ain'tpickin'sides
I'm afraid that's not an option. By being a Member, you're automatically the enemy of all Guests.
Jett's a member, and he's neutral. Gotta set up them trade alliances, man.
I can't imagine what Guests would possibly want to trade with you.
DDBs and Guests need to sell their products. (Aka Dumpster Juice and flying bulldozers). And I'm the guy who can sell them! ;)
That doesn't make you neutral, that makes you pro guests.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 14, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
DDBs and Guests need to sell their products. (Aka Dumpster Juice and flying bulldozers). And I'm the guy who can sell them! ;)
You do realize that, in the end, they'll just destroy you along with the rest of us. Right?
I washed out some outdoor trashcans today and got covered in dumpster juice ;D
;D ;D ;D But you're already on the side of the Mods! Down with dumpster juice!!! DOWN WITH DUMPSTER JUICE!!!
Can I be neutral?
Quote from: Izeroth on July 14, 2015, 05:08:28 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 14, 2015, 04:48:27 AM
DDBs and Guests need to sell their products. (Aka Dumpster Juice and flying bulldozers). And I'm the guy who can sell them! ;)
You do realize that, in the end, they'll just destroy you along with the rest of us. Right?
A guest always pays his debts.
You are a guest sympathizer by your own admission.
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 15, 2015, 02:15:35 AM
Can I be neutral?
No, you may not.
Why not?
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 16, 2015, 06:29:21 PM
You are a guest sympathizer by your own admission.
And now UI want to be neutral. May I?
Aww! Look!
QuoteGuest 11:52:52 AM Printing the topic "Autumn Harvest RP Thread.".
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 18, 2015, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on July 16, 2015, 04:54:30 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 16, 2015, 03:27:56 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 15, 2015, 02:15:35 AM
Can I be neutral?
No, you may not.
Why not?
Because you are a Member, and Guests are Guests. Guests are naturally hardwired to destroy every Member they come across, and that includes you. You can be 'neutral', but you'll never really be neutral. After the Guests have annihilated us and destroyed this forum, they'll destroy you too.
Quote from: Izeroth on July 18, 2015, 05:52:19 PM
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Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 15, 2015, 02:15:35 AM
Can I be neutral?
No, you may not.
Why not?
Because you are a Member, and Guests are Guests. Guests are naturally hardwired to destroy every Member they come across, and that includes you. You can be 'neutral', but you'll never really be neutral. After the Guests have annihilated us and destroyed this forum, they'll destroy you too.
Doesn't that seem harsh? I mean, the Guests can't even post!
They're printing my first RP!
QuoteGuest 01:01:20 PM Printing the topic "The Song of the Explorer".
That's awesome, Del! (Why are guests randomly printing people's first RPs? :P)
Not a clue, and also not a care! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 18, 2015, 06:03:53 PM
That's awesome, Del! (Why are guests randomly printing people's first RPs? :P)
They might just be bots, sent to do seemingly random things for some greater purpose..
Oh, you! *Swats Izzy's head* Can't you try to see that maybe not all Guests are bad, if any are?
ANOTHER MEMBER HAS FALLEN!!!
QuoteJukka the Sling 11:12:15 PM Unknown Action
And every time I check the who's online thingy, these two are doing exactly what the other is doing.
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Cornflower MM 11:24:15 PM Viewing their messages.
TheTaleOfSierra 11:23:27 PM Viewing their messages.
So what? Corn is always messaging someone. If it isn't Si ,it's Skarzs or TJ or Sky.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 20, 2015, 04:40:08 AM
So what? Corn is always messaging someone. If it isn't Si ,it's Skarzs or TJ or Sky.
Or you or Del or Eul or Wot or Dan or- you get the point. It's rare when I'm NOT messaging people.
*Hides from the Guests under a paper bag*
. . . . I'm getting so tired of this silly, slightly stupid topic. . . . I mean, really?
You will be singing a different tune when they come and destroy the forums, when they suck you inside out and make you like one of them, then you won't be able to MP at all.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 20, 2015, 03:50:23 PM
You will be singing a different tune when they come and destroy the forums, when they suck you inside out and make you like one of them, then you won't be able to MP at all.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. This is getting ridiculous!
If you don't like it then go away, you are already deemed a traitor, if you wish to be deemed neutral then you must leave this topic and never return, Those are my terms, if you wish to take them.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 20, 2015, 03:57:10 PM
If you don't like it then go away, you are already deemed a traitor, if you wish to be deemed neutral then you must leave this topic and never return, Those are my terms, if you wish to take them.
Alright, I will. The only reason I was coming to it was because I like looking at the Who's Online, and posting interesting behavior. I've actually learned a few things - like the fact you cab send a topic to someone.
They're attempting to gain an insight into our governmental system:Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 09:19:36 PM Viewing the topic Forum Elections: The Cellars.
Really, I'm flattered that they're reading it.
QuoteGuest 12:23:54 PM Viewing the topic Skarloe's Baby(S).
This one dies *Arms myself with frying pan and a high powered water gun*
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 09:55:30 PM Logging out of the forum.
Okaaaaay...
*Raises Right-hand* I hereby commit myself and my actions to the Royal Forums Members Army.
Online Skyblade 05:40:12 PM Unknown Action
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:17:11 PM Viewing Mhera's profile.
Guest 01:08:18 PM Viewing Mhera's profile.
Hi there.
They're going to start picking off the forums members one by one. You may be the first, Mhera... :P
I'm actually on their side already, so yeah 8)
*Hides under a paper bag*
Quote from: Mhera on July 29, 2015, 01:11:54 AM
I'm actually on their side already, so yeah 8)
Just you think that. They are using you. you will be destroyed along with the rest of us.
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on July 25, 2015, 04:44:46 AM
*Raises Right-hand* I hereby commit myself and my actions to the Royal Forums Members Army.
Welcome to the cause Rock.
@Faiy Thank ye.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 21, 2015, 05:26:53 PM
QuoteGuest 12:23:54 PM Viewing the topic Skarloe's Baby(S).
This one dies *Arms myself with frying pan and a high powered water gun*
Heh heh heh......
Your laughter is unappreciated.
Guest 09:52:22 PM Requesting a password reminder.
Uhhhhhhh... I think they're trying to sneak in.
Quote
Guest 09:57:41 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Guest 09:57:38 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
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Guest 09:55:36 PM Posting in OOC: Siege on the Mountain.
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Two tabs, people. Two. Tabs.
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This is going to far! How long will we stand idle? We need to start taking the fight to them! We need a strike force, Gorilla fighting and the works, we hit where the guests are instead of waiting for them to come to us. *reloads water gun and slings frying pan across my back* so who is with me on this one?
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 31, 2015, 04:41:43 AM
This is going to far! How long will we stand idle? We need to start taking the fight to them! We need a strike force, Gorilla fighting and the works, we hit where the guests are instead of waiting for them to come to us. *reloads water gun and slings frying pan across my back* so who is with me on this one?
Water guns? Frying pans? It's no wonder the Guests have the upper hand if you've been using weapons like those. I doubt even the best troops could use those ridiculous toys efficiently.
What we need are actual, up-to-date arms that won't incite volleys of laughter from the next army we go up against. I specifically allocated certain funds to go towards doing that.... but they strangely seem to have ended up financing the Insane Asylum instead.
*Glars at Iz and squirts him square in the face with a high powered jet of water before turning 180 degrees and taking out the guest that is coming up behind me*
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 31, 2015, 05:16:08 AM
*Glars at Iz and squirts him square in the face with a high powered jet of water before turning 180 degrees and taking out the guest that is coming up behind me*
*casually vaporizes two guests with a plasma pistol*
Guests seem to come up behind you a lot, don't they? I bet that wouldn't happen if you had a radar tracking system.
Quote from: Izeroth on July 31, 2015, 05:06:17 AM
What we need are actual, up-to-date arms that won't incite volleys of laughter from the next army we go up against. I specifically allocated certain funds to go towards doing that.... but they strangely seem to have ended up financing the Insane Asylum instead.
Must've been sent to the wrong address. :P Was curious about that.
@ Iz: I already have one in my ear but thank you.
The guests are only as powerful as we make them (Literally) we can stop them with any weapon. We need to stop targeting the guests and concentrate on their leader. We must send special agents to discover who is directing the guest armies. Who volunteers for this suicidal mission which will most likely accomplish nothing.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 31, 2015, 03:12:20 PM
The guests are only as powerful as we make them (Literally) we can stop them with any weapon. We need to stop targeting the guests and concentrate on their leader. We must send special agents to discover who is directing the guest armies. Who volunteers for this suicidal mission which will most likely accomplish nothing.
It's the mods.
QuoteGuest 10:55:19 AM Logging out of the forum.
*Gasp!* They have infiltrated our ranks!!!!
Quote from: Izeroth on July 31, 2015, 05:06:17 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 31, 2015, 04:41:43 AM
This is going to far! How long will we stand idle? We need to start taking the fight to them! We need a strike force, Gorilla fighting and the works, we hit where the guests are instead of waiting for them to come to us. *reloads water gun and slings frying pan across my back* so who is with me on this one?
Water guns? Frying pans? It's no wonder the Guests have the upper hand if you've been using weapons like those. I doubt even the best troops could use those ridiculous toys efficiently.
What we need are actual, up-to-date arms that won't incite volleys of laughter from the next army we go up against. I specifically allocated certain funds to go towards doing that.... but they strangely seem to have ended up financing the Insane Asylum instead.
Here, my un-used collection of modern arms should do the trick. SOPMOD modification kits, R700's, M4 carbines, Javelin missiles, G3's, RPD's. Help yourself.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 31, 2015, 03:12:20 PM
The guests are only as powerful as we make them (Literally) we can stop them with any weapon. We need to stop targeting the guests and concentrate on their leader. We must send special agents to discover who is directing the guest armies. Who volunteers for this suicidal mission which will most likely accomplish nothing.
Perhaps it is Jet, what where all those guests doing on his profile anyway, or maybe Corn but Corn is to open about her standing.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 31, 2015, 08:59:26 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 31, 2015, 03:12:20 PM
The guests are only as powerful as we make them (Literally) we can stop them with any weapon. We need to stop targeting the guests and concentrate on their leader. We must send special agents to discover who is directing the guest armies. Who volunteers for this suicidal mission which will most likely accomplish nothing.
Perhaps it is Jet, what where all those guests doing on his profile anyway, or maybe Corn but Corn is to open about her standing.
Excuse me? What the flip?
I have a secret......
Spoiler
I'm on the guest side! *Eats a random member*
*Eats Ash before he can do that.*
I'm bringing up my long forgotten OP alternate personality, Kingmaker! *Kingmaker eats Del* *Transforms into giant snake*
*Eats Kingmaker while he is eating me.*
*Kingmaker eats Del-san and Faiy-chan*
OOC: Kingmaker is a giant dragon with a hundred heads, by the way.
QuoteGuest 05:58:17 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
*Shrug*
*Sigh* More cannibalism. It's getting boring.
* Cuts myself out of Kingmaker with a lazier* I change my mind it is both of them. Corn was the one who re-started this canalization thing.
Online Dawnwing 12:37:28 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Gryphon was doing the same.
Guest 12:39:50 AM Viewing the topic Project S.L.A.G.A.R.
They're infiltrating our FIA!!!
*Eats all of Kingmakers heads.*
Actually, Corn, right now we are not being cannibalistic, we are eating things, but Kingmaker is not a human! And therefore is not a cannibal! ;D ;D
*Regenerates heads and eats Del*
*Eats Ash and Kingmaker.*
*Double post to let everyone know that there is something new!*
QuoteJetthebinturong 10:48:31 AM Unknown Action
He has turned!!!
Wut?
How did I do that?
No idea! But you were doing it for quite some time! ;D ;D
QuoteCornflower MM 10:54:53 AM Unknown Action
Another one!!!
QuoteGuest 11:27:31 PM Posting in COSTUME PARTY .
They're in disguise.
They are in cahoots! :o
QuoteGuest 11:06:11 PM Viewing Soren the Warrior's profile.
(http://gif.co/sNjY.gif)
HERESY *Shoots Soren with Bolter*
QuoteGuest 10:49:59 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Who could it be?
QuoteGuest 04:39:53 PM Viewing the topic The Topic to Torment Delthion.
WHY?! WHY WHY WHY???!!!!
I'M BEING MOBBED BY GUESTS! *Drowns in tides of guests* What do guests look like anyway?
They are unimaginably evil...so no one can even imagine what they look like! ;D ;D
So I'm being mobbed by no one knows what. Wonderful. Waaagh! *Drowns again in a flood of guests* *Ork
Boyz rush the guest horde* DAKKADAKKA! KILL TEH GUESTIES!
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Guest 06:46:27 PM Viewing the topic The Arena II.
Guest 06:46:20 PM Viewing the topic The Arena II.
Guest 06:46:12 PM Viewing the topic The Arena II.
Look what they are doing now!!!
78 Guests, 7 members. Who's Online has two pages.
Quote from: Mhera on August 15, 2015, 04:12:22 PM
78 Guests, 7 members. Who's Online has two pages.
That's a new record. I saw one viewing my profile the other day. Pretty much the second time I've ever seen peopel viewing my profile. Like, ever.
The most people to ever be online is 120.
I have picture evidence of two guest registering on the forums :o.
I was looking at "Who's Online" and I was at the top doing an Unknown Action. How does that happen?
Well, if you're doing something then go to Who's Online there is a slight delay and you have to refresh the page before it says that you're viewing Who's Online.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 16, 2015, 01:34:25 AM
I was looking at "Who's Online" and I was at the top doing an Unknown Action. How does that happen?
*Shrugs* Do you have any idea how many times I go look at Who's Online, and I see myself looking at the board index/my inbox/various other places?
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 16, 2015, 02:09:24 AM
Well, if you're doing something then go to Who's Online there is a slight delay and you have to refresh the page before it says that you're viewing Who's Online.
Not all the time. ;)
QuoteGuest 12:56:03 PM Posting in The Arena II.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!!!!
Dark Magic,
Quote from: Delthion on August 16, 2015, 05:57:31 PM
QuoteGuest 12:56:03 PM Posting in The Arena II.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???!!!!
Two tabs. . . .
Not exactly. . . .
I'm with LT on this one... ;D ;D ;D
Whoever posts next in "What's Happening" RP is a traitor.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 4:03:10 PM Posting in What's Happening
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2015, 05:05:22 PM
Whoever posts next in "What's Happening" RP is a traitor.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 4:03:10 PM Posting in What's Happening
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when/why did I vote for the DDB allies?
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2015, 05:05:22 PM
Whoever posts next in "What's Happening" RP is a traitor.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 4:03:10 PM Posting in What's Happening
Gee, thanks a bunch.
Online Vilu Daskar 10:56:08 PM Viewing the board Character Discussion.
HE'S BACK!!!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 17, 2015, 11:56:42 PM
Online Vilu Daskar 10:56:08 PM Viewing the board Character Discussion.
HE'S BACK!!!
Yes I have returned to free you from the guests. I've been viewing the forum as a guest and have learned their ways I'll now lead you to victory if you make me your Emperor.
BTW my party is out on the front lawns.
Guest 06:16:42 PM Printing the topic "Interesting facts about you ".
They know all about us now.
NOOOO!!! Assemble the troops! *Dusts off Roland.* To arms!
MONJOY!!! *Leads the members in a frontal assault of the guests in the front lawns.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 17, 2015, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2015, 05:05:22 PM
Whoever posts next in "What's Happening" RP is a traitor.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 4:03:10 PM Posting in What's Happening
Gee, thanks a bunch.
You're welcome.
Quote from: Delthion on August 18, 2015, 02:51:36 AM
NOOOO!!! Assemble the troops! *Dusts off Roland.* To arms!
MONJOY!!! *Leads the members in a frontal assault of the guests in the front lawns.
If you would just give me supreme power forever I would lead you to victory. If that happens you need to throw Faiy in jail because she will revolt. What are the DDB allies?
The Death-Defying Beavers!!!! An unspeakable horror! ;D ;D
Dun, Dun, Dunnnn ;D ;D.
Poll reset
QuoteGuest 10:11:08 AM Viewing the topic ~Poems of Mischevael..
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Guest 10:11:07 AM Viewing the topic ~Poems of Mischevael..
They have found a new Master of the Pitiless Mists. ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 18, 2015, 02:10:56 PM
The Death-Defying Beavers!!!! An unspeakable horror! ;D ;D
Oh yeah I remember those.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 18, 2015, 04:33:11 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 17, 2015, 09:33:45 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 17, 2015, 05:05:22 PM
Whoever posts next in "What's Happening" RP is a traitor.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 4:03:10 PM Posting in What's Happening
Gee, thanks a bunch.
You're welcome.
You know that was sarcasm, right?
He knew it...and he was responding in a funnily sarcastic way! ;D ;D
::)
Call me Lord Deadpan.
Quote from: Delthion on August 18, 2015, 03:12:46 PM
QuoteGuest 10:11:08 AM Viewing the topic ~Poems of Mischevael..
Guest 10:11:08 AM Viewing the topic ~Poems of Mischevael..
Guest 10:11:08 AM Viewing the topic ~Poems of Mischevael..
Guest 10:11:07 AM Viewing the topic ~Poems of Mischevael..
They have found a new Master of the Pitiless Mists. ;D ;D
OH MY GOSH I forgot about that topic! What happened to it, anyways?
I have no idea! And I assume that saying Lord Deadpan and then freaking out as you just did was supposed to be comical? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Probably. Oh, Lord Deadpan? When are you goign to post?
QuoteGuest 01:06:46 PM Viewing the topic #topic.
Guest 01:06:40 PM Viewing the topic #topic.
Guest 01:06:26 PM Viewing the topic The Profile Picture Above Me.
Guest 01:06:21 PM Viewing the topic #topic.
Seriously.
#seriously
Guest 01:06:31 PM Logging into the forum.
They're coming, better make me Emperor now so I can save you.
Quote from: Banya on August 18, 2015, 07:33:35 PM
During the past week, while I was away from the forum, I did complete a little creeping from among the Guest ranks
Hmm...
Quote from: Mhera on August 18, 2015, 07:48:22 PM
Quote from: Banya on August 18, 2015, 07:33:35 PM
During the past week, while I was away from the forum, I did complete a little creeping from among the Guest ranks
Hmm...
Including in this thread, and none of my activity appears to have been documented.
Guest 07:19:45 PM Viewing the topic The Guests Have Returned!!! (MAJOR ALERT! PLEASE RESPOND!!!!!!). Their on to us better make me Emperor now.
This is an anarchy! That is the Cellars way! You must follow through or be consumed!
They are trying to gain information on one of our captains!
QuoteGuest 11:24:26 PM Viewing Jukka the Sling's profile.
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 02:33:22 AM
This is an anarchy! That is the Cellars way! You must follow through or be consumed!
Also, Soren is still president, so we can't have an emperor.
Good point!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 19, 2015, 04:26:09 AM
Soren is still president, so we can't have an emperor.
Non sequitur (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non_sequitur_(logic)).
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I can do what I want, dad!
*Kills Vilu* The pretender is dead, the DDBs offer you alliance!
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 19, 2015, 04:26:09 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 02:33:22 AM
This is an anarchy! That is the Cellars way! You must follow through or be consumed!
Also, Soren is still president, so we can't have an emperor.
Does anyone really care about tiny political technicalities?
Not Darth Vader.
Quote from: Izeroth on August 19, 2015, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 19, 2015, 04:26:09 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 02:33:22 AM
This is an anarchy! That is the Cellars way! You must follow through or be consumed!
Also, Soren is still president, so we can't have an emperor.
Does anyone really care about tiny political technicalities?
You're just still mad I won. ;D
QuoteGuest 01:29:32 PM Activating their account.
QuoteGuest 01:29:17 PM Unknown Action
There was also another Guest doing an Unknown Action!
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 19, 2015, 02:08:00 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on August 19, 2015, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 19, 2015, 04:26:09 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 02:33:22 AM
This is an anarchy! That is the Cellars way! You must follow through or be consumed!
Also, Soren is still president, so we can't have an emperor.
Does anyone really care about tiny political technicalities?
You're just still mad I won. ;D
I'd just execute Soren.
Guest 12:56:32 PM Posting in Taken Aboard OOC/Sign Up.
Then you would immediately be deposed by all people that are Cellar-Sane... a.k.a Insane. ;D ;D
Is anyone of us sane?
You seem to be one of the more sane...unfortunately. ;D ;D ;D ;D
That is why I should be your ruler.
Maybe in a different world. But the Cellars is ruled by lunatics.
You will never become one of us, let alone our leader!
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 19, 2015, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 19, 2015, 02:08:00 PM
Quote from: Izeroth on August 19, 2015, 11:56:36 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 19, 2015, 04:26:09 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 02:33:22 AM
This is an anarchy! That is the Cellars way! You must follow through or be consumed!
Also, Soren is still president, so we can't have an emperor.
Does anyone really care about tiny political technicalities?
You're just still mad I won. ;D
I'd just execute Soren.
Guest 12:56:32 PM Posting in Taken Aboard OOC/Sign Up.
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Can't see it.
Online Matthias720 12:49:28 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Our own leader...
Gone to the dark. . . er side.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 20, 2015, 01:56:23 AM
Online Matthias720 12:49:28 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Our own leader...
You do realize that's the mod board... ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 11:01:41 PM
Maybe in a different world. But the Cellars is ruled by lunatics.
You just haven't seen my crazy side.
Guest 08:04:16 AM Viewing the topic Who's Side Are You On?.
They know whose with them.
Oh, yeah, I need to complete my sheets there. . . .
Guest 01:52:59 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Here they come.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 20, 2015, 01:56:23 AM
Online Matthias720 12:49:28 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Our own leader...
He does that a lot. He's an Admin. It's logical, really.
There's no reason to hide what he's doing unless he's leading the guests.
Dawnwing 06:43:26 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Another mod gone to the dark side.
Guest 06:32:17 PM Printing the topic "Last post wins".
What could they want with this topic?
Guest 6:43:34 PM Viewing the topic Come And Learn Young Children! AKA The School.
They're in the schools now.
Guest 06:49:30 PM Activating their account.
I've seen this happen several times yet there's no new members. What's going on?
Guest 06:41:22 PM Viewing SaberTruth's profile.
Guest 06:45:42 PM Viewing Tam and Martin's profile.
Why are they viewing inactive members' profiles unless they're former members?
Guest 06:44:00 PM Viewing the topic Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II.
Guest 06:39:10 PM Viewing the topic Two Truths and a Lie.
They're even in our games.
Guest 06:55:41 PM Viewing the topic Jail.
Now they're in the jail.
Guest 10:44:10 AM Viewing the topic Leatho Shellhounds Art request .
They're in the Art Museum.
Online James Gryphon 01:31:32 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
54 guests 6 members.
She is with them!
QuoteMhera 10:52:51 PM Unknown Action
QuoteDelthion 11:00:51 PM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
While I was viewing "Who's Online."
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2015, 03:53:13 AM
She is with them!
QuoteMhera 10:52:51 PM Unknown Action
;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2015, 04:01:29 AM
QuoteDelthion 11:00:51 PM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
While I was viewing "Who's Online."
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 15, 2015, 10:23:44 PM
[T]he delay between "Who's Online" updates is about nine and a half seconds (give or take half a second).
Science!
I was just looking at that! *GASP!* *Eerie music plays eerily.* ;D ;D
QuoteOnline Mhera 11:20:28 PM Unknown Action
Here she goes again!!! ;D ;D
QuoteOnline Mhera 08:32:00 AM Unknown Action
We will prevail, Mhera is working on a devious plan now. There's no stopping us.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 26, 2015, 02:33:41 PM
QuoteOnline Mhera 08:32:00 AM Unknown Action
We will prevail, Mhera is working on a devious plan now. There's no stopping us.
What do you mean,
working on a devious plan?! It's already in effect!
It has already been carried out.
Our guest fleet is more then a match for any of you.
Our own President is with the guests too.
Guest 09:19:09 AM Registering for an account on the forum. Another guest spy joining our ranks.
*is being dragged away by a guest*
"Bite and kick Sam, bite and kick."
Quote from: SilentSam on August 26, 2015, 03:59:50 PM
*is being dragged away by a guest*
Our worst fears have been confirmed the guests are attacking.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 20, 2015, 10:39:06 PM
There's no reason to hide what he's doing unless he's leading the guests.
Dawnwing 06:43:26 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Another mod gone to the dark side.
Again, she's a mod. ::) It makes sense.
Guest 06:32:17 PM Printing the topic "Last post wins".
What could they want with this topic?
When you hit the 'print' button, you can see all the replies on one page.
Guest 6:43:34 PM Viewing the topic Come And Learn Young Children! AKA The School.
They're in the schools now.
That school isn't really a real school. . . Del went all cannibalistic there. Lots of cannibalism followed.
Guest 06:49:30 PM Activating their account.
I've seen this happen several times yet there's no new members. What's going on?
Who knows? Lots of Guests register/activate their account, by the looks of Who's Online. I don't think they ever finish registering/activating their account
Guest 06:41:22 PM Viewing SaberTruth's profile.
Guest 06:45:42 PM Viewing Tam and Martin's profile.
Why are they viewing inactive members' profiles unless they're former members?
I dunno. Maybe they just like those members?
Guest 06:44:00 PM Viewing the topic Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II.
Guest 06:39:10 PM Viewing the topic Two Truths and a Lie.
They're even in our games.
You like reading an ulterior motive into every Guest move, don't you?
Guest 06:55:41 PM Viewing the topic Jail.
Now they're in the jail.
YEah, okay, THAT is slightly strange.
Guest 10:44:10 AM Viewing the topic Leatho Shellhounds Art request .
They're in the Art Museum.
Leatho has wonderful art - maybe they're just admiring it.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 26, 2015, 05:31:49 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 20, 2015, 10:39:06 PM
There's no reason to hide what he's doing unless he's leading the guests.
Dawnwing 06:43:26 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Another mod gone to the dark side.
Again, she's a mod. ::) It makes sense.
Guest 06:32:17 PM Printing the topic "Last post wins".
What could they want with this topic?
When you hit the 'print' button, you can see all the replies on one page.
Guest 6:43:34 PM Viewing the topic Come And Learn Young Children! AKA The School.
They're in the schools now.
That school isn't really a real school. . . Del went all cannibalistic there. Lots of cannibalism followed.
Guest 06:49:30 PM Activating their account.
I've seen this happen several times yet there's no new members. What's going on?
Who knows? Lots of Guests register/activate their account, by the looks of Who's Online. I don't think they ever finish registering/activating their account
Guest 06:41:22 PM Viewing SaberTruth's profile.
Guest 06:45:42 PM Viewing Tam and Martin's profile.
Why are they viewing inactive members' profiles unless they're former members?
I dunno. Maybe they just like those members?
Guest 06:44:00 PM Viewing the topic Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II.
Guest 06:39:10 PM Viewing the topic Two Truths and a Lie.
They're even in our games.
You like reading an ulterior motive into every Guest move, don't you?
Guest 06:55:41 PM Viewing the topic Jail.
Now they're in the jail.
YEah, okay, THAT is slightly strange.
Guest 10:44:10 AM Viewing the topic Leatho Shellhounds Art request .
They're in the Art Museum.
Leatho has wonderful art - maybe they're just admiring it.
1.Clearly the Mods are up to something.
2.How do you know there not printing it.
3.But it used to be.
4.Maybe the Mods are helping them get secret accounts.
5.Former members that like those members.
6.I was just bored.
7.I told you they're up to no good.
8.Or destroying it, planning on stealing it, or trying to assassinate people while they're looking at the art you never know.
::)
Guest 01:18:42 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile. This profile is viewed a lot by guests maybe they're figuring out a way to take over abandoned profiles.
QuoteCaptain Tammo 04:59:09 PM Viewing Mhera's profile.
Captain Mhera!
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2015, 03:53:13 AM
She is with them!
QuoteMhera 10:52:51 PM Unknown Action
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2015, 04:21:26 AM
QuoteOnline Mhera 11:20:28 PM Unknown Action
Here she goes again!!! ;D ;D
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 26, 2015, 02:33:41 PM
QuoteOnline Mhera 08:32:00 AM Unknown Action
We will prevail, Mhera is working on a devious plan now. There's no stopping us.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 26, 2015, 10:09:47 PM
QuoteCaptain Tammo 04:59:09 PM Viewing Mhera's profile.
Captain Mhera!
Are you guys stalking me or something?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 26, 2015, 07:20:42 PM
Guest 01:18:42 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile. This profile is viewed a lot by guests maybe they're figuring out a way to take over abandoned profiles.
Yeah, I've noticed that, too.
MherMher, I'm on your side, remember? ;)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on August 26, 2015, 11:29:16 PM
MherMher, I'm on your side, remember? ;)
...was that meant to be creepy?
Guest 06:52:43 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Guest 06:52:31 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Two more looking at Stonewall's they must be up to something.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 01:18:47 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Join us!
(http://37.media.tumblr.com/852e448cb6992f2f8727946fd8e12d0b/tumblr_mont97fo7D1qbymseo2_500.gif)
(http://gif.co/rdYU.gif)
Guest 05:24:30 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Another hidden account.
Guest 06:22:07 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
What's with the guests and Stonewall?
James Gryphon 06:44:27 PM Viewing Who's Online.
James does this a lot. Maybe he's making sure no one is looking at the Mods' secret plans.
Guest 06:55:29 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Stonewall again.
Guest 06:51:10 PM Requesting a password reminder.
They're hacking an account.
Guest 06:47:17 PM Viewing the topic Redwall Clay Models.
Now they went to the sculpture garden.
Guest 06:58:49 PM Printing the topic "The person below me".
Printing another forum game.
Guest 07:02:30 PM Printing the topic "Redwall Video Game Kickstarter".
They're printing this too.
QuoteEulaliaaa! 10:15:17 PM Viewing Jukka the Sling's profile.
Dun dun dun!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 28, 2015, 03:21:35 AM
QuoteEulaliaaa! 10:15:17 PM Viewing Jukka the Sling's profile.
Dun dun dun!
... I have no memory of this.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GUEST HAS TAKEN OVER EUL'S ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Extinguish Eul's forum life force, that is the only way to maintain the purity of the forums.
O.O Ooooh.
No, I'm in complete control! I swear! The guests can't do this! It's impossible! Don't extinguish my forum life force or whatever Del is talking about! I'm begging you! ;D
We shall give you one last chance...fail us again, and your existence will fail, and the fire that is your forum life, will be extinguished!
QuoteEulaliaaa! 10:47:57 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
She's doing it again!
No, I think that she has control this time...
;D
We shan't...
QuoteEulaliaaa! 10:51:31 PM Viewing Mhera's profile.
She might be doing it again...
Double Poster! Double Poster! ;D
And yeah, the last two I did on purpose to be funny :P
How DARE you?!!! And we trusted you...but we shall still not end you.
If you shall not end me, then that means I have the ability to regain your trust. Tell me, What must I do to become a trusted member once more?
You must travel two million miles (on foot) to the Mountain of Sorfeet. Once you arrive, you must destroy the evil goblins and bring back The Golden Penguin. Go.
(Something is wrong with my brain.)
*leaves thread* *returns three seconds later with The Golden Penguin* well... that was easy. A quest for only a true member, I must say.
Thanks! *Puts The Golden Penguin on a shelf with the rest of my collection* You're officially trusted! *Hands Eul a badge*
QuoteOnline Jetthebinturong 09:34:58 AM Unknown Action
We are losing members daily.
Quote from: Delthion on August 28, 2015, 02:35:47 PM
QuoteOnline Jetthebinturong 09:34:58 AM Unknown Action
We are losing members daily.
Okay, I'm pretty sure that means editing with the edit button instead of the modify button now, because that's what I was doing. Because you stay on the same page rather than go to a new one, but the forum can't register it.
Quote from: vilu daskarGuest 06:51:10 PM Requesting a password reminder.
They're hacking an account.
This actaully a problem, they could hack into an account using this.
...Or it's an old member who's forgotten their password.
True. But it s possible...I'm being serious here.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 28, 2015, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 28, 2015, 02:35:47 PM
QuoteOnline Jetthebinturong 09:34:58 AM Unknown Action
We are losing members daily.
Okay, I'm pretty sure that means editing with the edit button instead of the modify button now, because that's what I was doing. Because you stay on the same page rather than go to a new one, but the forum can't register it.
I didn't know we had an Edit button.
It's the little notepad and pen in the bottom right corner of all of your posts.
That's the modify button.
Modify is the one that says modify on it. It's in the top right. Edit is in the bottom right.
Oh I always thought they were the same.
Guest 06:10:59 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Yet again it's Stonewall.
Not really the same. Click the one on the top and it brings you to the regular posting page with all the emoticons and quick buttons like for bold and images, but with the bottom one it is only what you can type.
Yeah I figured that out.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 28, 2015, 11:47:32 PM
It's the little notepad and pen in the bottom right corner of all of your posts.
. . . . Oh. Cool. *Feels like an idiot because I stopped noticing that button about two months after I joined* :-[
Edit: Heehee, this button is kinda cool. Thanks, Jet. :) :P
QuoteSkyblade 12:22:35 AM Viewing the topic Today I'm thankful for....
Mhera 12:22:33 AM Viewing the topic Today I'm thankful for....
They're conspiring against us!!!
QuoteGuest 11:18:58 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
They're after you, Del!
QuoteTheTaleOfSierra 03:08:48 PM Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
Counter-Intelligence is hard at work!
Quote from: Delthion on August 29, 2015, 08:18:12 PM
QuoteTheTaleOfSierra 03:08:48 PM Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
Counter-Intelligence is hard at work!
*Facepalm*
*is about to be executed by the guests*
::)
Guest 03:33:12 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 03:30:54 PM Logging into the forum.
The guests are coming.
Guest 03:28:54 PM Viewing HeadInAnotherGalaxy's profile.
They're trying to take Head's profile too.
Guest 03:40:37 PM Printing the topic "The Profile Picture Above Me".
They're printing forum games again.
Guest 03:44:18 PM Posting in Siege on the Mountain.
They figured out how to post. :o
Guest 03:44:41 PM Viewing the topic 2016 Presidential elections.
It's one of the candidates seeing how many supporters they have.
Quote from: Delthion on August 26, 2015, 03:53:13 AM
She is with them!
QuoteMhera 10:52:51 PM Unknown Action
... She has always been with them... or have you been hiding under a rock all this time. XP
Could this:
Quote from: vilu daskarGuest 06:51:10 PM Requesting a password reminder.
Be at all related to this constantly happening:
QuoteGuest 09:37:49 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Either I or Faiy was the Guest posting in SotM. It was probably me.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2015, 11:03:13 PM
Either I or Faiy was the Guest posting in SotM. It was probably me.
Traitors.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 30, 2015, 10:47:06 PM
Could this:
Quote from: vilu daskarGuest 06:51:10 PM Requesting a password reminder.
Be at all related to this constantly happening:
QuoteGuest 09:37:49 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Clearly they are.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 30, 2015, 11:04:42 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2015, 11:03:13 PM
Either I or Faiy was the Guest posting in SotM. It was probably me.
Traitors.
Actually it was LT. We both posted way before the guest was spotted. Taking time zones into account I compared the time the post was made reporting the incident and the time stamp on the guest report itself. That told me what time it happened in my time zone and I was able to take that number over to SoTM and look at the time stamps on the posts. And LT posted a second after the guest was supposedly posting.
LT is the traitor!
This isn't good!
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 30, 2015, 11:12:26 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on August 30, 2015, 11:04:42 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 30, 2015, 11:03:13 PM
Either I or Faiy was the Guest posting in SotM. It was probably me.
Traitors.
Actually it was LT. We both posted way before the guest was spotted. Taking time zones into account I compared the time the post was made reporting the incident and the time stamp on the guest report itself. That told me what time it happened in my time zone and I was able to take that number over to SoTM and look at the time stamps on the posts. And LT posted a second after the guest was supposedly posting.
LT is the traitor!
Smart Faiy! :P
I should start my own investigation company. ;D could come in handy in SFC. ;D Expose everyone's dark secrets. ;D for a price of course. ;D
Oh, yes! I'd join that! Sounds like fun! :) If you;d like a partner in crime? :D
It is not crime it is solving crime. though you can be a Jr. Deputy if you wan't... ;D ;)
Luckily for Sandpaw he has the Baby Turtle's protection.
Guest 10:44:15 AM Viewing a list of recent topics.
They know what we're posting.
Faiyloe 10:56:46 AM Unknown Action
I always knew you were a traitor.
Guest 10:56:13 AM Viewing the topic My Ranguvar Foeseeker Costume (Squirrel).
Guest 10:58:35 AM Viewing the topic Leatho Shellhound's Art.
They're looking at Leatho's art again.
Guest 10:59:42 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
They're making more secret accounts.
Guest 10:49:38 AM Viewing PluggFiretail's profile.
They're trying to take Plugg's account too.
Guest 10:51:53 AM Viewing the topic Happiness is....
They know what Happiness is.
Guest 11:36:10 AM Viewing DekuHero's profile.
Guest 11:24:52 AM Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
Guest 11:25:22 AM Viewing Norham Waterpaw's profile.
They're trying to take Rain, Dekuhero, and Nor's profiles too.
Guest 11:28:29 AM Printing the topic "Increasing post limit".
They want to increase to post limit.
Guest 11:39:08 AM Unknown Action
Terrifying
Guest 11:39:21 AM Viewing the board Forum Games.
They're in the games again.
Guest 11:44:12 AM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Stonewall again.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 31, 2015, 02:43:18 AM
It is not crime it is solving crime. though you can be a Jr. Deputy if you wan't... ;D ;)
YAY! Where do we start?
Guest 01:43:15 PM Posting in The Lost Woods (Enter if you dare).
The Guests are posting again.
Guest 01:42:31 PM Viewing the topic The Brownie Game!.
Guest 01:42:29 PM Viewing the topic The Brownie Game!.
Guest 01:42:27 PM Viewing the topic The Brownie Game!.
Three of them all viewing the same topic. It must be a conspiracy .
Guest 01:40:06 PM Viewing the topic Skarloe's Baby(S).
They're kidnapping Babies.
Guest 01:42:11 PM Viewing the topic Which Redwall Character Are You Most Like?.
Guest 01:42:09 PM Viewing the topic Which Redwall Character Are You Most Like?.
Another conspiracy.
Guest 01:52:42 PM Posting in Foreign Intrusion OOC.
Another posting guest.
YAYS THEY'RE LOOKING AT MY ONE SUCCESSFUL GAME!
Quote from: SilentSam on August 30, 2015, 04:28:13 PM
*is about to be executed by the guests*
We have been blessed.
Sorry, Sammy.
Guest 04:25:58 PM Viewing fallingtoads's profile.
Guest 04:25:56 PM Viewing fallingtoads's profile.
Two guests looking at the same profile. Suspicious
Guest 04:30:08 PM Printing the topic "CoMe HeRe WhEn YoU ArE BoReD".
They're printing this topic again.
Guest 07:30:40 AM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Guest 07:40:40 AM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Guest 04:23:44 PM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
What are they doing?
Guest 10:30:30 AM Viewing the topic Interesting facts about you .
They know the interesting facts about us.
Guest 04:30:02 PM Viewing the board Fan Artwork.
They're in the Art Museum again.
Guest 04:32:37 PM Viewing Blazemane's profile.
Now Blazemane.
Guest 04:31:07 PM Unknown Action
That's just scary.
Guest 04:34:13 PM Viewing estar222's profile.
They're looking at estar222's profile too.
Guest 10:39:02 AM Posting in The Dasloerzs Empire.
It's an invasion.
What the... 96 guests! We're being swamped! Outnumbered 12-1!
There's just too many of them.
QuoteGuest 11:10:54 PM Viewing Banya's profile.
They're going after past Season Namers now!!!!!!!!!!
QuoteGuest 11:13:30 PM Viewing Soren the Warrior's profile.
Now just members who have emotional investment in the alphabet!!! ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 02, 2015, 04:11:39 AM
QuoteGuest 11:13:30 PM Viewing Soren the Warrior's profile.
Now just members who have emotional investment in the alphabet!!! ;D ;D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! ;D
(http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130925101957/powerlisting/images/a/a9/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg)
*head gets put in a jar and thrown to Sagetip* *head can talk* (for some reason)
"Have you been blessed?"
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 31, 2015, 08:40:39 PM
Quote from: SilentSam on August 30, 2015, 04:28:13 PM
*is about to be executed by the guests*
We have been blessed.
Today? No. Tomorrow? No. The day after tomorrow? Maybe. The day after the day after tomorrow? Yes.
Guest 03:23:24 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
I figured out it's Soren sneaking in an army.
Guest 05:04:03 PM Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
Soren's after you now Corn.
You really know nothing do you. Corn has already been branded as a traitor. She insists on being neutral but is constantly trying to protect the guests.
Yeah, it's creepy. NO ONE EVER views my profile. . . . o.O
And Faiy? I do try to protect the Guests because I hate unfairness. Don't you think goign after them with pretty much no reason whatsoever is unfair?
Thy own words seal thy fate and prove my words be true! Must you hear more, she condemns herself!
QuoteSkyblade 11:07:04 PM Unknown Action
The Skye has fallen! ;D ;D
QuoteGuest 11:54:22 PM Viewing the topic Faiyloe's art and Requests. .
Guest 11:54:18 PM Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
They are spying on me! *Takes a swords and marches off to chase them off*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 03, 2015, 01:43:33 AM
You really know nothing do you. Corn has already been branded as a traitor. She insists on being neutral but is constantly trying to protect the guests.
Well I have been away for a year learning the secret art of the Sith.
Guest 09:45:11 AM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
What do they want with Stonewall?
James Gryphon 10:00:21 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Not James too.
::) You really do know nothing, the mods have been in on it from the beginning.
I knew that I just didn't have proof of James' treacherous acts, now I do.
Guest 12:15:49 PM Printing the topic "Interesting facts about you ".
Guest 05:33:19 PM Posting in Redwall Species Elimination Game.
They're posting again.
QuoteGuest 10:09:45 PM Unknown Action
QuoteGuest 11:41:05 PM Printing the topic "Skulduggery Pleasant".
MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND TALK TO ME, PLEASE.
Quote from: Delthion on September 03, 2015, 04:07:37 AM
QuoteSkyblade 11:07:04 PM Unknown Action
The Skye has fallen! ;D ;D
Heh, and ya'll say my jokes are bad. ;D ;D
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 06, 2015, 12:43:29 AM
QuoteGuest 11:41:05 PM Printing the topic "Skulduggery Pleasant".
MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND TALK TO ME, PLEASE.
Lol.
Guest 09:22:40 AM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Typical.
Guest 03:08:27 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:24 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:17 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:15 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:11 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:09 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:07 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:03 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
It's another conspiracy.
What's up with guests and Stonewall? Who is Stonewall?
I don't know, but I do know Stonewall is part of their sinister plot to take over the forums.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on September 06, 2015, 12:43:29 AM
QuoteGuest 11:41:05 PM Printing the topic "Skulduggery Pleasant".
MAKE AN ACCOUNT AND TALK TO ME, PLEASE.
*Giggles* Alright, alright, who's the book/s by?
Derek Landy. But they'll be hard to find. I find it quite funny that over here and in mainland Europe they're bestsellers while in America they're virtually unknown because of stupid decisions by publishers. Stupid decisions that caused Derek to stop sending them his books. They even left it on a cliffhanger.
. . . . . . Well, my library has worked wonders before.
QuoteGuest 07:41:37 PM Viewing The Skarzs's profile.
QuoteGuest 07:42:03 PM Viewing The Skarzs's profile.
QuoteGuest 07:46:48 PM Viewing The Skarzs's profile.
Dun, dun, dun...
Skarzs has joined the Dark Side.
No no no! Just because they are viewing members profiles does not mean that the members have joined the guests. The guests are looking into how to crush some of their greatest foes! ;D ;D
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:43:26 AM Viewing Banya's profile.
Oh, hi.
I'm really not a great foe. Just a regular kind of foe.
Unless you team up with Brookskimmer. ;)
EDIT:
Online Dawnwing 11:59:21 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Why do they make it sound so Illuminati?
We need to attack the guests before they become to strong. Down with Soren!
90 Guests, 12 Users active in the last 15 minutes
We're being over run.
Guest 12:17:24 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
My worst fears have been confirmed the guests have a secret board unaccessible even to the Admins.
The guests have accessed the mod boards many times. Their ability is as yet unknown, but with any luck, Our intelligence forces will discover this soon. We may have inserted Rainshadow and Letho in to these positions.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 09, 2015, 02:28:03 PM
We need to attack the guests before they become to strong. Down with Soren!
90 Guests, 12 Users active in the last 15 minutes
We're being over run.
Guest 12:17:24 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
My worst fears have been confirmed the guests have a secret board unaccessible even to the Admins.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yUOX3Cy9Qkk/TiEVicXjuCI/AAAAAAAAAFE/HGuVcmihgjU/s1600/274.jpg)
Quote from: Delthion on September 11, 2015, 04:47:48 AM
The guests have accessed the mod boards many times. Their ability is as yet unknown, but with any luck, Our intelligence forces will discover this soon. We may have inserted Rainshadow and Letho in to these positions.
Oh yeah! Ask Rain for a picture of the mod board!
QuoteGuest 02:15:49 AM Viewing Banya's profile.
Guest 02:15:31 AM Viewing the topic RP: Tribes Unite!.
Guest 02:15:25 AM Viewing Banya's profile.
Banya is being targeted!
Guest 11:42:07 PM Viewing Sagetip, the hare's profile.
::)
QuoteGuest 10:12:37 PM Posting in Salamandastron Mafia.
We might have a problem here.
It's the mafia.
what!!
Quote from: Who's OnlineTheTaleOfSierra 02:20:27 AM Viewing Skyblade's profile.
Snoop much? >:D
He does it all the time.
He seems to view profiles and PMs a lot.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 06:40:30 PM Posting in A quick note on non-thiesm/atheism.
They are trying to exploit our divisions!
...That, or they like philosophical discussions?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 06, 2015, 03:27:27 PM
Guest 09:22:40 AM Viewing Stonewall's profile.
Typical.
Guest 03:08:27 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:24 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:17 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:15 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:11 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:09 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:07 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
Guest 03:08:03 PM Viewing the topic Party for Faiyloe and The Shade .
It's another conspiracy.
Ok that is a little creepy... :-\ :P
It's some sinister plot of Soren's.
QuoteSilentSam 04:05:52 PM Unknown Action
He has betrayed us!
Not Sam.
QuoteTheTaleOfSierra 01:20:48 AM Viewing Mhera's profile.
What's going on here?! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on September 15, 2015, 03:01:38 PM
He seems to view profiles and PMs a lot.
Well, he doesn't post normally anymore, it's just PMs. I dunno about the profiles though.
Guest 04:06:58 PM Viewing Jetthebinturong's profile.
They're going for Jet.
That was a real craze a while ago. Maybe it's starting again.
Maybe they're the assassins chasing you, hoping to find out your location.
Online Osu 10:05:54 PM Sending a message.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*head talks* I think that the guests are going to attack again.
*stumbles in covered in blood* So....many....guests.....it was.....a slaughter! *collapses*
"Peaceful nomads indeed."
*Rallies the Smileys for battle.*
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Guest 10:38:49 AM Logging into the forum.
The guest is hacking an account.
DDBs! Charge! *DDBs charge into guest army*
I think DDBs should be outlawed.
67 Guests, 8 Users Users active in past 15 minutes:
We're being overwhelmed.
*Decapitates Vilu with cheri katana*
Online Leatho Shellhound 08:43:54 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I KNEW HE WAS A FRAUD!!! THE MODERATORS PROMOTED A SPY!!!
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 17, 2015, 02:51:56 AMThe guests are and have always been loyal to the staff. No guest has ever caused trouble on the forum. This is not a three-way conflict.
What about this?
Quote from: James Gryphon on March 17, 2015, 03:28:07 AM
You underestimate the power of the Staff.
(http://i1381.photobucket.com/albums/ah235/iamafrog/Screen%20Shot%202015-03-15%20at%2011.29.56%20PM_zpsof5cwaez.png)
With our help, the guests have become stronger than ever before, more powerful than any member. It is pointless to resist.
What about it?
I always knew the Mods were against us.
Well, "It is pointless to resist" sounds a little threatening to me.
Annnd?
QuoteGuest 02:04:26 PM Viewing Sagetip, the hare's profile.
They're spying on Sage...
QuoteGuest 02:05:28 PM Viewing BlueRose's profile
...and Blue!
QuoteGuest 02:05:26 PM Viewing Mad Maudie's profile
They're also trying to take over inactive member's accounts! O.O
QuoteWot, wot! 12:39:56 AM Using the spellchecker
Not even the Spellchecker is an "Unknown Action"! ;D
77 guests. :o there are 77 guests!
There used to be 88.
I saw it over 100 one time.
*Airbends Vilu, Del, and Faiy out of topic*
I think I might have figured out what the unknown action is.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on September 28, 2015, 02:27:20 PM
*Airbends Vilu, Del, and Faiy out of topic*
Ash fails.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 28, 2015, 03:31:58 PM
I think I might have figured out what the unknown action is.
What?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 28, 2015, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 28, 2015, 02:35:47 PM
QuoteOnline Jetthebinturong 09:34:58 AM Unknown Action
We are losing members daily.
Okay, I'm pretty sure that means editing with the edit button instead of the modify button now, because that's what I was doing. Because you stay on the same page rather than go to a new one, but the forum can't register it.
Ya that... Jet ruined my dramatic unveiling.
Who cares, now I know.
Guest 11:05:02 AM Viewing the forum stats.
I'm justified since this is new unknown behavior.
Matthias720 04:08:40 PM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
That's one of the ways to complete an Unknown Action. Mhera and I spent a good part of the summer figuring out other ways, too.
And this (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=2iqnj2bv59fuknp6cs6pu2dvb5;action=unread) is what Matthias was looking at.
QuoteGuest 04:47:07 PM Printing the topic "Skulduggery Pleasant".
Hey Jet its this guy again.
I must speak with them.
Go teach him a lesson Jet.
Online Osu 03:02:55 PM Viewing their messages.
:|
Guest 05:25:52 PM Unknown Action
Guest 05:25:46 PM Unknown Action
Looks like trouble.
Quote from: Izeroth on March 27, 2015, 03:24:39 AM
I suppose this requires.... introducing yet another universe into the equation.
Hundreds of imperial battleships appear from the warp, with a great capitol ship at their head. They quickly spread out, blasting at the enemy with their powerful cannons.
Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of soldiers from the Krieg Death Korps board Sagetip's ships, slowly shooting their way through his stormtrooper legions. They are spearheaded by several thousand space marines of the Black Templars chapter.
IZEROTH YOU DO 40K TOO? :o :)
The UNSC Infinity exits slipspace and uses its forward facing MAC guns to tear through Izeroth's ranks.
Guest 11:59:09 AM Viewing the topic Prison topic .
Guest 11:58:52 AM Viewing the topic Prison topic .
Guest 11:58:46 AM Viewing the topic Prison topic .
It's an invasion.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 09, 2015, 06:12:15 PM
Guest 11:59:09 AM Viewing the topic Prison topic .
Guest 11:58:52 AM Viewing the topic Prison topic .
Guest 11:58:46 AM Viewing the topic Prison topic .
It's an invasion.
Looks more like a jail break.
Guests aren't prisoners.
Their invaders.
Have you ever wondered why it says the number of guests online before it says the number of members online?
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OK, this proves how dumb guests are.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:49:57 AM Printing the topic "GIFS!!!!!".
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 09, 2015, 09:40:13 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on March 27, 2015, 03:24:39 AM
I suppose this requires.... introducing yet another universe into the equation.
Hundreds of imperial battleships appear from the warp, with a great capitol ship at their head. They quickly spread out, blasting at the enemy with their powerful cannons.
Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of soldiers from the Krieg Death Korps board Sagetip's ships, slowly shooting their way through his stormtrooper legions. They are spearheaded by several thousand space marines of the Black Templars chapter.
IZEROTH YOU DO 40K TOO? :o :)
No... :P I've just read a lot about it.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 18, 2015, 01:51:09 AM
OK, this proves how dumb guests are.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:49:57 AM Printing the topic "GIFS!!!!!".
Now I'm really curious what its going to show, just a bunch of computer code for the gifs or will it be some random still pictures in the middle of the gifs that happened to be happening when he pressed the print button.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 18, 2015, 04:15:09 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 18, 2015, 01:51:09 AM
OK, this proves how dumb guests are.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:49:57 AM Printing the topic "GIFS!!!!!".
Now I'm really curious what its going to show, just a bunch of computer code for the gifs or will it be some random still pictures in the middle of the gifs that happened to be happening when he pressed the print button.
It shows the image URLs in parentheses.
Anyone else wondering if Soren was the guest? *Looks closely at Soren.*
Latest Member: DDB
Someone's been lurking.
SHH! We don't want to scare them off till we've done something to them.
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but
print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
Why would they want to print it though?
EXCATLY. I only hit the print button to bring up all the responses to the topic at once, so I can search the entire topic for a word. But what the heck does he care?
Unless it's someone I know, and this is blackmail.
Got any brothers or sisters that might try to take advantage of this?
Actually it could just some guy whose in the same situation as you.
My sister, but she knows, but doesn't know about the forum.
Eh, maybe. How 'bout the make a account and post it. ;)
I don't know the logic behind it. Why can the guests print topics anyway?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 17, 2015, 09:07:13 PM
QuoteSilentSam 04:05:52 PM Unknown Action
He has betrayed us!
No I haven't.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 05, 2015, 08:57:10 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
They just love bad romance novels. ;D
@Ash
Yeah, I guess so.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on November 06, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 05, 2015, 08:57:10 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
They just love bad romance novels. ;D
(https://memecrunch.com/meme/41MEC/cut-me-deep/image.jpg?w=400&c=1)
They're probably bots from Google or elsewhere crawling the page for data purposes. Maybe. Also, the printable page is really handy for searching a topic. I've done it tons of times.
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 06, 2015, 02:34:32 AM
@Ash
Yeah, I guess so.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on November 06, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 05, 2015, 08:57:10 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
They just love bad romance novels. ;D
(https://memecrunch.com/meme/41MEC/cut-me-deep/image.jpg?w=400&c=1)
I nearly chocked reading that!
:)
Quote from: rachel25 on November 06, 2015, 06:09:11 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 06, 2015, 02:34:32 AM
@Ash
Yeah, I guess so.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on November 06, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 05, 2015, 08:57:10 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
They just love bad romance novels. ;D
(https://memecrunch.com/meme/41MEC/cut-me-deep/image.jpg?w=400&c=1)
I nearly chocked reading that!
I nearly "chocked" seeing your bad grammar.
It's still funny.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 04:25:52 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Delicious treachery...
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on November 06, 2015, 10:51:23 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on November 06, 2015, 06:09:11 PM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 06, 2015, 02:34:32 AM
@Ash
Yeah, I guess so.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on November 06, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 05, 2015, 08:57:10 AM
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on November 03, 2015, 04:49:36 PM
QuoteGuest 10:44:09 AM Printing the topic "I feel I should get this off my chest...".
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS. Sure, they can look if they really want to, but print?!?! What are you looking for?! Find your own topic!!
You knew the risks when you put in in the Front Lawns.
They just love bad romance novels. ;D
(https://memecrunch.com/meme/41MEC/cut-me-deep/image.jpg?w=400&c=1)
I nearly chocked reading that!
I nearly "chocked" seeing your bad grammar.
No, you'll choke right now when I strangle you. *strangles Sage*
I'm a Lare, so that has no effect on me.
*snaps neck*
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/f33c2b7c65204fe5ee4e1494ed241050/tumblr_nvf113JDKP1sropy0o1_400.gif)
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Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 06:14:33 PM Requesting a password reminder.
They're coming.
But whose account are they attacking?
...
I think it was Yoofus Lightpaw's.
....
32 Guests, 2 Users Users active in past 15 minutes:
We're outnumbered 16 to one.
QuoteGuest 06:22:38 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:22:23 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:22:20 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:22:17 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:22:14 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:22:06 PM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 06:22:04 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:21:58 PM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 06:21:35 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:21:23 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Online Banya 06:21:20 PM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
Guest 06:20:50 PM Viewing the topic Welcome, to the Barkhills.
Guest 06:20:31 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:20:22 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 06:19:14 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Why are there so many?
Okay, that is really weird.
Because they know right now in this transitional period, it's the perfect time to strike.
Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:59:26 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:59:16 AM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
Guest 09:59:15 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:59:05 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:58:50 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Online Leatho Shellhound 09:58:31 AM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
Guest 09:58:11 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 09:58:00 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:57:43 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:57:42 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:57:39 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:57:33 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:57:06 AM Viewing the board index of redwallabbey.com.
Guest 09:53:32 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:53:24 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:53:11 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Online James Gryphon 09:53:06 AM Viewing their messages.
Guest 09:52:12 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 09:52:08 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:51:33 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:51:13 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:50:56 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
Guest 09:50:08 AM Viewing the board Roleplay Tournament Board.
They are really into roleplaying.
O_O
(Double post.)
QuoteGuest 12:29:59 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
QuoteGuest 12:26:29 PM Unknown Action
Guest 06:48:48 PM Moderating the topic The Master of the Pitiless Mists - OOC discussion and sign-up.
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Quote from: Skyblade on December 25, 2015, 07:50:29 PM
Guest 06:48:48 PM Moderating the topic The Master of the Pitiless Mists - OOC discussion and sign-up.
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Guest 12:41:56 PM Moderating the topic The Master of the Pitiless Mists - OOC discussion and sign-up.
Guest 09:50:07 PM Unknown Action
We're doomed.
We've been doomed for ages now.
We are never doomed. We just have to make sure the Cellars are too chaotic for the Guests to understand, then they will never stand a chance.
QuoteDDB 07:06:31 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
You, what might you be doing sir? ;D
DDB isn't a guest.
Guest 10:56:45 PM Viewing Delthion's profile
Watch out, Del.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on December 31, 2015, 09:33:07 PM
DDB isn't a guest.
I know...which makes it more curious! ;D
QuoteGuest 04:12:48 PM Unknown Action
What/who is DDB?
DDB stands for Death-Defying Beaver, an extremely strange phenomenon harking back to the earliest days of the forum: http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=379.0 Anyway, this DDB guy who lurks around claims to be a member here already and many people have tried to guess who s/he really is. :P
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 10, 2016, 11:34:42 PM
DDB stands for Death-Defying Beaver, an extremely strange phenomenon harking back to the earliest days of the forum: http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=379.0 Anyway, this DDB guy who lurks around claims to be a member here already and many people have tried to guess who s/he really is. :P
yikes
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 10, 2016, 11:39:35 PM
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 10, 2016, 11:34:42 PM
DDB stands for Death-Defying Beaver, an extremely strange phenomenon harking back to the earliest days of the forum: http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=379.0 Anyway, this DDB guy who lurks around claims to be a member here already and many people have tried to guess who s/he really is. :P
yikes
I got a pm from DDB shortly after that reply....
Lol. I've tried confronting him several times, but our discussions go around in circles and end up highly uninformative. :P
They've dragged this joke on for far too long to have the result be in any way impactful.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 11, 2016, 12:46:08 AM
They've dragged this joke on for far too long to have the result be in any way impactful.
I know the person's motivation for not telling. I think I know who it is, but I'm not revealing it.
A real life friend?
Oh.
QuoteGuest 12:28:24 PM Unknown Action
O.O
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 11, 2016, 12:48:09 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 11, 2016, 12:46:08 AM
They've dragged this joke on for far too long to have the result be in any way impactful.
I know the person's motivation for not telling. I think I know who it is, but I'm not revealing it.
Why are you not revealing it?
I'm getting close to finding out who it is. If I were you guys, I'd be using the other forum to find out. I'm trying to narrow down the list of people I suspect :P
I'm trying to figure it out, too. Does anyone have any clues they could give me?
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 16, 2016, 09:48:27 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 11, 2016, 12:48:09 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 11, 2016, 12:46:08 AM
They've dragged this joke on for far too long to have the result be in any way impactful.
I know the person's motivation for not telling. I think I know who it is, but I'm not revealing it.
Why are you not revealing it?
The person would prefer if I didn't tell anyone.
Why are there so many guests online now anyway?
Quote from: Groddil on January 19, 2016, 11:43:07 PM
Why are there so many guests online now anyway?
There is war on the wind.
Part of 'The Plan' no doubt.
Indeed...The Plan...
QuoteGuest 01:21:21 AM Moderating the topic Prom?.
Wha- How? But...
GAAH!!
Been up for about two hours and it already has guests...
Quote from: Who's Online1 Guest, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Banya, Jukka the Sling
What's this? The members outnumber the Guests and are taking the lead in this war.
HOORRAAAAAY!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D (Boy does that feel good! Haven't posted any grins in a very long time!) ;D ;D ;D ;D
I FOUND THE POST BUTTON! :D ..... Er...... "reply" button.
YAAAAY!!! He hath found the reply button!!! ;D ;D
Anyone noticed that the Guests seem to like the calendar and profiles?
QuoteGuest 09:37:37 pm Viewing Jukka the Sling's profile.
Guest 09:33:50 pm Viewing Delthion's profile.
Someone approves of this ship... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Could the guests see the calendar on the old forum?
*DP*Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 06:31:07 Viewing Banya's profile.
Guest 06:19:46 Viewing danflorreguba's profile.
So... whatcha doing?
QuoteGuest 09:39:04 pm Viewing Russa Nodrey's profile.
Guest 09:35:17 pm Viewing Skarzs's profile.
Latest Ship information from the guests! ;D ;D ;D ;D
::)
QuoteGuest 03:53:34 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
And so it begins.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 21:10:18 Viewing Banya's profile.
*is flattered*
Quote from: Who's Online
Guest 09:45:25 pm Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
Guest 09:41:38 pm Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
Guest 09:37:51 pm Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
Prepare yourselves for war! The Order of the Cookie shall arm themselves for the battle of our lives!
It's weird outnumbering the guests.....unnerving even.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on December 13, 2015, 04:08:41 PM
QuoteGuest 03:53:34 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
And so it begins.
Okay, really, what on Earth do you
do?
Quote
Guest 06:51:22 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
Hi, can I help you?
*Inches away Jet slowly* :P Kidding, I've nothing to fear. Guests never view my profile. :P I'm apparently just not as interesting as you are.
There aren't any Guests on at the moment.
Maybe the ones who look at my profile are Inheritance fans.
That seems possible!
QuoteGuest 12:35:29 pm Viewing CaptainRocktree's profile.
Watch out, Rock.
:-X
QuoteJukka the Sling 12:07:43 am Unknown Action
Hmm...
Hmmm.
QuoteGuest 02:19:17 pm Viewing the topic Getting Back Up.
A Guest is viewing this topic, but it's meanwhile in the Front Lawns, which is hidden to Guests! O_O
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE??!!!!!! ;D
WEVE BEEN BETRAYED!
That's odd...
It is possible one of the members was in it when their device logged them out because their time had run out. It's happened to me before.
QuoteGuest 06:54:11 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Hmm...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 16, 2015, 01:25:29 AM
*Inches away Jet slowly* :P Kidding, I've nothing to fear. Guests never view my profile. :P I'm apparently just not as interesting as you are.
Au contraire:
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 12:28:07 am Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
QuoteGuest 12:26:30 pm Viewing the topic Favourite Book.
Guest 12:26:03 pm Viewing the topic Favourite Book.
Guest 12:25:55 pm Viewing the topic Favourite Book.
Guest 12:25:50 pm Viewing the topic Favourite Book.
They're all viewing the same topic!
QuoteGuest 12:16:37 pm Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
QuoteGuest 09:58:58 pm Viewing Russa Nodrey's profile
Hullo there.
QuoteGuest 06:23:40 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
(Yes, I know, double post.)
QuoteGuest 06:56:34 pm Sending a message
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.O
They killed the forum!!!! WITH THE GUIDANCE OF JAMES GRYPHON!!!
*Faints*
QuoteSagetip 09:42:46 pm Viewing Russa Nodrey's profile.
Hello?
*Face pales*
This means war.
They are attacking.
We are doomed.
*Eats Guests.*
*Cuts open Delthion's stomach* *Guests pour out and eat Delthion*COME, MY HORDES. I, KING HKSBLIK WILL LEAD YOU TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THIS FORUM FOR GOOD AND SLAY ALL WHO OPPOSE US! *Draws massive greatsword* KILL KILL KILL!
*Guest hordes pour out of the hills and start killing members*
Knights of the Cookie! Armageddon has come to the forum! We will destroy this threat once and for all. *Draws cookie sword* WHO'S WITH ME?!
QuoteGirlfriend of DDB 11:40:55 am Viewing rachel25's profile
Eeek!
*screams*
For the Cookie and the Forum! *Attacks Guest horde relentlessly, countless thousands fall, but countless thousands rise.*
QuoteGuest 04:36:08 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
O.O
*Cleaves Delthion in two* DESTROY THEM!
*Is made whole again by the power of the Cookie, ends the evil Ash that is posting in red. Slaughters endless waves of guests.*
YOUR COOKIE WILL NOT SAVE YOU! *Decapitates Lady Amber while guests swarm Delthion*
*Slices the guests into bits while leading the charge. Guests fall of the cliff that they are fighting on. Amber falls, but the charge continues marching. Straight towards the Queen Guest.*
*Pushes the Queen Guest off a cliff* Yay!
*Queen Guest flies back up.*
:) *Bashes the Queen Guest's stupid head to a bloody, brainy pulp* :) *Happiness*
*Head regrows* *Tears Russa into two*
*Forces the Queen Guest into a black hole. Sacrificing myself in the process.*
(Let's leave at that, it's a nice satisfying ending. So dies the Queen Guest.)
Delthion will be remembered as a hero of the forum and the Order of the Cookie.
*Delthion's Ghost.*
I never got an official title as a Knight of the Cookie.
(Knight of the Cookie? Is that alright?)
YOU'RE STILL A HERO.
*Delthion's Ghost.* Could I have a title then? ;D
No.
HE WILL HAVE A TITLE
Choose one, Delthion.
WE OUTNUMBER THE GUESTS! LITERALLY TEN TO ONE!
*Ghost Speaks.* I will have the title, Delthion of the Chip.
There we go. ;D
Alright then.
*Binds Delthion's soul to eternally guard the Chocolate Chip Gate*
Now, your title is more appropriate..
QuoteGuest 11:18:28 am Viewing PluggFiretail's profile.
Guest 11:18:22 am Viewing Skyblade's profile.
Hmm...
QuoteGuest 06:46:45 pm Modifying a post in "The Over-Father! (OOC:)".
Nooooooo, get out what are you doing! Sthaaaaap!
QuoteGuest 08:55:54 pm Posting in Duel?.
The guests don't seem to like any RPs with Sandpaw in them for some reason.
EDIT:
QuoteGuest 09:46:51 pm Viewing the topic Groddil's Spambot Coronation.
Finally, some appreciation.
Guest 04:51:20 pm Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
More proof that they're in league with each other.
We should take the offence to them, now that they've been weakened.
They haven't been weakened, these are just the scouts.
Destroying them may perhaps scare off the army and will deprive them of information.
I doubt it.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on January 28, 2016, 03:05:47 PM
I doubt it.
Then again, Daskarium Imperium battle tactics were only ever mediocre. I agree with Supreme Ruler Ashenwyte on this matter.
Guests are never afraid.
Guests are scary.
Not really, they're like the flitcheye, except that they're fearless.
Lions cause fear too, but they can be scared off easily. Besides, it's better to deprive the guests of information rather than let them know all of our war strategies.
What war strategies. Oooh, they're not supposed to know we don't have any. I get it! ;D
Right! Who votes for destroying the guest scouts?!
Me! *Raises hand*
Go ahead.
Okay. *Destroys the guest scouts* Yay!
QuoteGuest 11:57:09 pm Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
Quote from: Mask on January 31, 2016, 12:13:13 AM
QuoteGuest 11:57:09 pm Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
They always do that.
Who's viewing Jet's?
Guest 05:08:40 pm Viewing Lord Daskar's profile.
The impudence, and after I joined their leader.
QuoteGuest 11:44:07 pm Viewing Mask's profile.
Guest 11:44:05 pm Viewing Mask's profile.
Guest 11:42:27 pm Viewing Wylder Treejumper's profile.
Mask Treejumper confirmed.
No, you know nothing about ships. It's obviously called Wylder Maskjumper.
QuoteGuest 01:37:41 pm Viewing Jukka the Sling's profile.
*Gathp*
A secret admirer not doubt.
Guest 12:53:51 pm Viewing the topic Girls v. Guys III.
Whose side are they on?
Guest 12:52:17 pm Sending a message.
This is bad.
QuoteGuest 11:48:03 am Viewing Perifæn's profile.
Guest 11:47:23 am Viewing Søren's profile.
Sørifaen confirmed.
Quote from: Groddil on January 31, 2016, 09:04:17 PM
Quote from: Mask on January 31, 2016, 12:13:13 AM
QuoteGuest 11:57:09 pm Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
They always do that. Who's viewing Jet's?
No they don't, they never do. Believe you me, they are very much disinterested in me. They never view my profile or my topics.
Well, other than FORUM PROM 2 or the other prom topics.
On the old forum you said that they kept doing that.
(Was that sarcasm?)
QuoteGuest 12:05:25 am Viewing the topic Noseybonk Returns!.
Yes, fear me!
Quote from: Groddil on February 06, 2016, 09:17:14 PM
On the old forum you said that they kept doing that.
(Was that sarcasm?)
That was me being happy and slightly creeped.
What's a guest doing posting in For the Throne - An Alternate Universe RP?
Who is masquerading as a guest?
Quote from: Skarzs on February 19, 2016, 04:01:26 PM
What's a guest doing posting in For the Throne - An Alternate Universe RP?
Who is masquerading as a guest?
That would be me, every time I do anything a guest does the same thing. I have no idea why, I don't have multiple tabs open.
Most peculiar.
That's really weird. I use heaps of multiple tabs and guests never seem to follow me. What browser do you use?
Internet Explorer. Sometimes it switches to Bing, but I'm not exactly sure why.
I haven't used internet explorer in ages, but I'm pretty sure when I did, this didn't happen. Weird.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 19, 2016, 08:08:08 PM
Internet Explorer. Sometimes it switches to Bing, but I'm not exactly sure why.
You can try PaleMoon (http://palemoon.org/). It's what I use, it updates a bit faster, and it doesn't hop around. :P
I only ever use Safari and Chrome. :P
~Test~
QuoteGuest 08:07:13 pm Viewing the Staff Page
Haha more evidence that the mods and the guests are in league.
QuoteGuest 04:42:43 pm Viewing Lady Amber's profile.
Guest 04:41:48 pm Viewing Lady Amber's profile.
O_O
4 guests, 17 users.
7 guests, 7 users
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 22:35:33 Posting in Ask Sage.
The Guests have selected their target.
EDIT: Targets
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:29:23 Viewing Mhera's profile.
Guest 07:29:21 Viewing Mhera's profile.
QuoteGuest 11:06:21 pm Viewing Groddil's profile.
No, get out of there! No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Guest 10:41:11 am Sending a message.
LT Sandpaw 10:42:10 am Sending a message.
He's in league with them.
It can't be :o
It's not surprising to me, I always knew something was odd about that hare. He must be executed.
No, i have faith in him.
But he supports your political rival, Ashleg.
What? I really need to find myself some allies.
Dilu, will you support me for president?
Technically Daskar is running himself. Which makes him your political foe.
Ah.
Can you support me LT?
I would, but I'm already Campaign manager for my good comrade Ashleg. You could join the Horde Party though and become Vice President. If you agree I'll run it by Ashleg and see what he thinks.
I'll consider it.
Guest 09:56:16 pm Posting in Redwall 20Q.
What is this madness!?
I certainly do agree with you Mr. Inquisitor. Would you like to put an end to it? Would you like to see it go? That is why I am running for Forum Cellar president. You see Mr Inquisitor, we are slowly moving in a negative direction. We can't continue to let the guests do this! This is why I need your support! If you gave me your allegiance and maybe helped my campaign, we can change the cellars!
Please visit this site http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,308.0.html (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,308.0.html) and show some support!
TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT!
@Tam: You're wasting your time on ineffectual policies. If the guests are posting in forum games, what will anything to do with the cellars do? Vote Ashleg, and together we will not waste time, but rather make the essential areas as important as possible!
Well someone needs to be on my side for president. ;D
I thought my position was only for Cellars president?
All I can say is this. I will make the forum as great as it could be.
I will make it better! ;D
I will make it Best!
I will make it better than whatever Tam says! ;D
I will make it better that Del will make it better than me than!
Tie! ;D
You would be my first choice for Vice president Del. Consider it ;)
No thank you! ;D
Quote from: Tam and Martin on March 11, 2016, 01:32:58 AM
I certainly do agree with you Mr. Inquisitor. Would you like to put an end to it? Would you like to see it go? That is why I am running for Forum Cellar president. You see Mr Inquisitor, we are slowly moving in a negative direction. We can't continue to let the guests do this! This is why I need your support! If you gave me your allegiance and maybe helped my campaign, we can change the cellars!
Please visit this site http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,308.0.html (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,308.0.html) and show some support!
TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE THE CELLARS GREAT!
Quote from: Groddil on March 11, 2016, 02:01:05 AM
@Tam: You're wasting your time on ineffectual policies. If the guests are posting in forum games, what will anything to do with the cellars do? Vote Ashleg, and together we will not waste time, but rather make the essential areas as important as possible!
You both make valid points, but i think ill wait a bit before i join a party
You must make your choice in your time Mr. Inquisitor. In the mean time, I will continue to fight for you.
The Guests can be stopped, but why waste resources on them while I can destroy them single handed? I will devote all of the Cellars resources to what it was designed for, fun!
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:14:58 AM
The Guests can be stopped, but why waste resources on them while I can destroy them single handed? I will devote all of the Cellars resources to what it was designed for, fun!
How will you get rid of the Guests?
Simple! Bribe the Mods to join us. Then they will prevent all of the Guests from viewing any of the boards!
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:21:06 AM
Simple! Bribe the Mods to join us. Then they will prevent all of the Guests from viewing any of the boards!
But then we won't get any new members!
We allow the guests to view the forum, just not the boards or the threads individually!
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:25:11 AM
We allow the guests to view the forum, just not the boards or the threads individually!
That's stupid!
How so my good madam?
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:21:06 AM
Simple! Bribe the Mods to join us. Then they will prevent all of the Guests from viewing any of the boards!
Bribery and Deceiving are never good qualities for a President, Miss Amber. You said to your face that we can bribe the mods. We do not fear the mods. They should be our friends and all they have ever tried to do is help us. I believe that if we put our case to them, they will listen and make a decision.
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:25:11 AM
We allow the guests to view the forum, just not the boards or the threads individually!
I'm withdrawing my endorsement.
Go Ashleg!
This is why we need a wall keeping guests out of the Cellars. They lurk, they stalk, they are bad people, let me tell you, bad people. The other candidates are all failures at guest reform- only I have a PROVEN record of guest opposition. Lyin' Del at one point even fought FOR the guests! We all saw it! Yet here he is, acting as though he is solely responsible for the safety of the forum. These politicians, doing one thing and saying the other...
Vote #TJUMP2016 to make the Cellars great again and stop the guests!
If Del is lyin' Del woudl I be lil' Tam ;D
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:27:50 AM
How so my good madam?
If the Guests can't view anything, they won't want to join and we won't get any new members!
4 Guests, 5 Users
were pulling ahead
EDIT: meaningless grammatically incorrect nonsense
Quote from: Tam and Martin on March 11, 2016, 02:27:01 PM
Quote from: Delthion on March 11, 2016, 03:21:06 AM
Simple! Bribe the Mods to join us. Then they will prevent all of the Guests from viewing any of the boards!
Bribery and Deceiving are never good qualities for a President, Miss Amber. You said to your face that we can bribe the mods. We do not fear the mods. They should be our friends and all they have ever tried to do is help us. I believe that if we put our case to them, they will listen and make a decision.
To gain the allegiance and cooperation of the Mods, we must speak to them on a level that they understand.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 11, 2016, 07:37:30 PM
This is why we need a wall keeping guests out of the Cellars. They lurk, they stalk, they are bad people, let me tell you, bad people. The other candidates are all failures at guest reform- only I have a PROVEN record of guest opposition. Lyin' Del at one point even fought FOR the guests! We all saw it! Yet here he is, acting as though he is solely responsible for the safety of the forum. These politicians, doing one thing and saying the other...
Vote #TJUMP2016 to make the Cellars great again and stop the guests!
I believe sir that I find you guilty of hypocrisy, I have never fought for the guests, nor have I lied, but you have lied in your accusation!
Guest 11:02:53 pm Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
/me laughs
I see you there guest, were on to you
Quote from: Delthion on March 14, 2016, 04:02:09 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on March 11, 2016, 07:37:30 PM
This is why we need a wall keeping guests out of the Cellars. They lurk, they stalk, they are bad people, let me tell you, bad people. The other candidates are all failures at guest reform- only I have a PROVEN record of guest opposition. Lyin' Del at one point even fought FOR the guests! We all saw it! Yet here he is, acting as though he is solely responsible for the safety of the forum. These politicians, doing one thing and saying the other...
Vote #TJUMP2016 to make the Cellars great again and stop the guests!
I believe sir that I find you guilty of hypocrisy, I have never fought for the guests, nor have I lied, but you have lied in your accusation!
Yeah, well Marco Rubio was lying blatantly about Ted Cruz, but people are still voting for him!
#shotsfired #TedCruzforpresident
:P
Amen - Brother skarzs.
The day Skarzs uses hashtags is the day of the Apocalypse.
We are all dead men (And women too.)
QuoteGuest 06:37:27 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
And so it begins again.
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O.O
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Guest March 20, 2016, 11:52:47 pm Viewing the topic Most memorable book.
Here's a copy of the Who's Online. Spot what's wrong. (HINT: It ain't Guest-Related).
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 20, 2016, 11:56:43 PM
QuoteGuest 06:41:34 pm Viewing LT Sandpaw's profile.
Guest 06:41:32 pm Viewing LT Sandpaw's profile.
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O.O
o.0
dunno why'd they be looking at my profile. Theres nothing interesting there.
6 Guests, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, Banya, Mask
These are dark days indeed
Guest 11:30:00 am Posting in Court Trial - Daskar vs. Gryphon.
Guest 11:24:50 am Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
What have you done, James?
Guest 04:16:12 am Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
::)
Guest 04:11:12 am Unknown Action
:o
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 24, 2016, 05:33:25 AM
6 Guests, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, Banya, Mask
These are dark days indeed
That's nothing compared to the one time I was alone with twenty-four guests. It wasn't pretty.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 25, 2016, 06:01:58 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 24, 2016, 05:33:25 AM
6 Guests, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, Banya, Mask
These are dark days indeed
That's nothing compared to the one time I was alone with twenty-four guests. It wasn't pretty.
So that's why your head was all bandaged up.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on March 25, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 25, 2016, 06:01:58 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 24, 2016, 05:33:25 AM
6 Guests, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, Banya, Mask
These are dark days indeed
That's nothing compared to the one time I was alone with twenty-four guests. It wasn't pretty.
So that's why your head was all bandaged up.
I thought the guest body parts scattered everywhere would be more obvious, but different people have different priorities.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 25, 2016, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on March 25, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on March 25, 2016, 06:01:58 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 24, 2016, 05:33:25 AM
6 Guests, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, Banya, Mask
These are dark days indeed
That's nothing compared to the one time I was alone with twenty-four guests. It wasn't pretty.
So that's why your head was all bandaged up.
I thought the guest body parts scattered everywhere would be more obvious, but different people have different priorities.
You don't see a badger with his head bandaged up every day, you do see guest bodies though.
Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2016, 12:02:56 AM
QuoteGuest 12:01:39 am Viewing the topic Brockhall High.
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Here's a copy of the Who's Online. Spot what's wrong. (HINT: It ain't Guest-Related).
...You're viewing Who's Online, not your Aussie Adventures topic?
Quote from: Who's OnlineDotti Lovegood 10:50:28 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online Groddil 10:50:25 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online Banya 10:50:23 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online James Gryphon 10:50:19 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
We're a social bunch.
Quote from: Banya on March 29, 2016, 08:58:52 AM
Quote from: Groddil on March 21, 2016, 12:02:56 AM
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Here's a copy of the Who's Online. Spot what's wrong. (HINT: It ain't Guest-Related).
...You're viewing Who's Online, not your Aussie Adventures topic?
Quote from: Who's OnlineDotti Lovegood 10:50:28 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online Groddil 10:50:25 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online Banya 10:50:23 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online James Gryphon 10:50:19 Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
We're a social bunch.
THERE ARE 2 INQUISITORS!
I think I had two tabs open at the time, or left it on on another computer :D
QuoteGuest 03:00:38 pm Viewing Bonaparte's profile.
Zey are vatchink! O.O
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 06, 2016, 08:12:57 PM
QuoteGuest 03:00:38 pm Viewing Bonaparte's profile.
Zey are vatchink! O.O
Guests are always watching. They are watching us now as we speak. They are listening to us. They are smelling us. They can taste our fear, they know we know they're watching. They know we know they know we know they're watching us. But we know they don't know that we actually don't know they're watching us. So they're wrong. We don't know they're watching us. We have the advantage....
You have made things complicated that did not need to be complicated.
my purpose in life... I have found it.
Uh oh.
Uh oh? Uh oh is not the correct response to someone joyously telling you they found their purpose in life. Or maybe not so joyously. Maybe they were acting joyous but felt malicious or truly confused. Perhaps they were lying and they actually felt like their life was a lie. But if they felt like their life was fake, is it really? Is it still real or does it become a lie? Maybe it was before, but if it wasn't, is it now? Maybe it wasn't but now is and if they realize that it isn't. Maybe is was and still is and if they realize that the universe will implode. Maybe if they realize all this thinking will or will not do anything to stop their life being fake, they'll become a Guest. Maybe Guests are really just people who over thought their fake or not-fake lives. ;D
EDIT:
QuoteGuest 08:25:41 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Regardless, that's still my response.
@Eul: Yes, it is.
QuoteGuest 10:47:38 pm Unknown Action
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on April 07, 2016, 06:05:32 PM
.....
Guests are always watching. They are watching us now as we speak. They are listening to us. They are smelling us. They can taste our fear, they know we know they're watching. They know we know they know we know they're watching us. But we know they don't know that we actually don't know they're watching us. So they're wrong. We don't know they're watching us. We have the advantage....
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on April 07, 2016, 08:02:11 PM
Uh oh? Uh oh is not the correct response to someone joyously telling you they found their purpose in life. Or maybe not so joyously. Maybe they were acting joyous but felt malicious or truly confused. Perhaps they were lying and they actually felt like their life was a lie. But if they felt like their life was fake, is it really? Is it still real or does it become a lie? Maybe it was before, but if it wasn't, is it now? Maybe it wasn't but now is and if they realize that it isn't. Maybe is was and still is and if they realize that the universe will implode. Maybe if they realize all this thinking will or will not do anything to stop their life being fake, they'll become a Guest. Maybe Guests are really just people who over thought their fake or not-fake lives. ;D
OH MY GODS STOP.
How are they viewing topics in Secret Hideouts?!
QuoteGuest 12:36:17 am Viewing the topic Crossover RP.
That'd be my stalker. My bad.
Tell them to leave our RP alone!
QuoteGuest 01:09:39 am Posting in Crossover RP.
I can't help it! He follows me everywhere!
Or is it a she....?
Whichever one is worse ;D or maybe it's neither. Maybe it's a genderless alien that has randomly selected you for a human experiment to see how one would react to be followed through a forum.
QuoteGuest 02:01:15 pm Unknown Action
QuoteUsers active in past 15 minutes:
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QuoteGuest 03:44:40 pm Posting in Crossover RP
I don't know how I'm doing it.... I don't have more then one tab open... Yet somehow my stalker finds a way to copy me...
QuoteGuest 12:39:13 pm Posting in HAPPY CASTLE: SPARKLES, SPRINKLES, AND WAY TOO HAPPY THINGS.
O.O
Guest 00:06:48 Viewing the Staff Page
Oh dear... They've infiltrated the staff! You know what this means.
JAMES IS A TRAITOR!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 17, 2016, 07:32:52 PM
Oh dear... They've infiltrated the staff! You know what this means.
JAMES IS A TRAITOR!
We a,ready held the court trial, the
Great Overlord Gryphon was cleared of all charges, but Daskar was imprisoned for accusing a staff member.
*Shoots Wylder* The DDBs mods are not to be questioned!
QuoteGuest 01:26:45 am Viewing Eulaliaaa!'s profile.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on May 17, 2016, 07:32:52 PM
Oh dear... They've infiltrated the staff! You know what this means.
JAMES IS A TRAITOR!
That's right, Wylder. Since you so smart you get this VOTE DASKAR! badge.
QuoteGuest 07:49:28 pm Viewing Lady Amber's profile
Help!
Guest 03:42:55 am Viewing Groddil's profile.
Guest 03:42:52 am Viewing Groddil's profile.
The late night guests of the forum are watching you Groddil.
They know where you live.
James Gryphon 07:53:24 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Matthias720 07:51:54 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
The guests aren't the only ones up to something... :o
Guest 02:28:12 pm Registering for an account on the forum.
And it looks like one of them is going to join the forces of good. :)
Guest 06:49:39 pm Unknown Action
TAKE COVER!!!
@Fatch of Southsward Yeah, that's what the Mods do, they have been allied with the guests since before the Guest Wars.
So. . . Who's seen the new Unknown Action (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?action=about:unknown) link that can happen in Who's Online?
Quote from: Skarzs on June 20, 2016, 01:54:08 AM
So. . . Who's seen the new Unknown Action (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?action=about:unknown) link that can happen in Who's Online?
I think I was one of the first to discover it. I found it on my profile about a week ago.
Guest 04:39:28 pm Registering for an account on the forum
Yay!
Yay? This is a guest infiltrator.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 06:34:02 pm Posting in Second Amendment.
Perhaps you are right... :-\
?
Guests want guns so they can take over the forum.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 07:44:53 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Er...
OK, I'm pretty sure something's up with LT Sandpaw. Every time he does something, Who's Online lists a guest doing the exact same thing at the exact same time...
I've mentioned this phenomenon several times before. ;)
And to tell you the truth I have no idea why it's happening.
I think it's a stalker...
A stalker with a knife. He wants to steal your identity and wreak havoc in the forum.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 24, 2016, 08:59:38 PM
A stalker with a knife. He wants to steal your identity and wreak havoc in the forum.
Let me grab my .45 then...
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyHE-qgKV2XaIBO39hMQzB6310DC1jXOsx--qcU3iWKYEN2EhMsA)
Not powerful enough, you need a .45000000000000000000000000000000001 to kill them, no more, no less.
He's one second behind you.
LT Sandpaw 03:06:57 pm Viewing the topic Log-a-log's Sword.
Guest 03:06:56 pm Viewing the topic Log-a-log's Sword.
Do they make those in the US? I might need to go to Russia for one of those. ^-^
I wonder if it's just random chance that I have a guest following me around...
They're made in Estonia.
I doubt it.
LT SANDPAW IS SECRETLY A GUEST!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on June 24, 2016, 09:03:48 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 24, 2016, 08:59:38 PM
A stalker with a knife. He wants to steal your identity and wreak havoc in the forum.
Let me grab my .45 then...
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyHE-qgKV2XaIBO39hMQzB6310DC1jXOsx--qcU3iWKYEN2EhMsA)
Bah, I prefer my SCAR-H...
RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
NileJoy has betrayed us.
Quote from: NileJoyQuote: If you're a guest who is viewing my profile, you should join the team by making an account RIGHT NOW!(Trust me, it's worth it)
P.S There are some intersting things here that Guests are not allowed to see if they don't have an account ;) (I hope I will not get killed for telling this secret...)
He must be banned! JAMES! JAMES! JAMES!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:09:15 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on June 25, 2016, 05:05:49 AM
LT SANDPAW IS SECRETLY A GUEST!
What proof do you have?
PROOF IS NOT NEEDED. HE IS CLEARLY A GUEST IN DISGUISE! (Aren't we all?)
QuoteGuest 05:04:20 am Viewing Eulaliaaa!'s profile.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y'all are worried about stuff like guests viewing your profiles while NileJoy is trying to convince their infiltrators to join as members.
You don't think this is a little concerning?
Quote
Guest 08:35:33 pm Viewing Faiyloe's profile.
Guest 08:32:22 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
Guest 08:28:45 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
Guest 08:26:53 pm Viewing Russa Nodrey's profile.
Guest 08:25:54 pm Viewing Capt. Leonardo V Williams's profile.
Guest 08:24:58 pm Viewing Lord Ashenwyte's profile.
Guest 08:23:33 pm Viewing CaptainRocktree's profile.
Guest 08:23:14 pm Viewing Mhera's profile.
I see no Lord Daskar's profile, so, no.
...
Yeah, I still don't know why it's there :P
Creepy... ;D
QuoteGuest 03:54:18 pm Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
The forum is ending. Run while you still can!
And yet, the Guests never view mine. :P
She's in league with them! The guests only view targets! Never accomplices! That means that you have some sort of deal with them to spare your forum existence!
QuoteGuest 04:33:52 pm Viewing Delthion's profile.
It was nice knowing you all!
No, I don't. . . . . ?
LET'S KILL THEM ALL!
Quote from: Delthion on July 09, 2016, 09:07:19 PM
QuoteGuest 03:54:18 pm Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
The forum is ending. Run while you still can!
Ending? I guests are saving us. Down with the Gryphon!
I guest we're doomed. :(
*Throws Sand to the guests.* Eat him!
Guest jokes aren't funny unless you're a guest.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on June 25, 2016, 05:05:49 AM
LT SANDPAW IS SECRETLY A GUEST!
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 08:55:39 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
What is with the fascination?!
*Readies a large, suspicious turret*
I brought this big turret to fight all the guests, but I left all the ammo at the old forum. :P
Where did all of the guests come from? I remember when the guests where here in ones and twos!
Mhera has proved faithless to the members in her defection to the Mods, but now she is in league with the guests!
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Guest 11:25:57 pm Viewing Mhera's profile.
And now Soren has fallen! These are grim days!
QuoteSøren 11:35:07 pm Unknown Action
*Sigh...* Never mind.
What?
EDIT: Nevermind ;D
Can we kill them all yet?
Guest 10:38:09 am Posting in Shoutbox topic.
The guest assassin, one step ahead of Sand.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 14, 2016, 04:38:27 PM
Obviously you haven't had real Mexican food. ;)
Edit:
Guest 10:55:46 am Quoting a post from "Re: Port 'Cellars'!".
Online LT Sandpaw 10:55:41 am Posting in Port 'Cellars'!.
He's just five seconds behind.
Haha, he's falling behind! Last time he was only three seconds behind!
LT Sandpaw 10:59:55 am Viewing the topic Redwall 20Q
Guest 11:00:00 am Posting in Redwall 20Q.
Now he's five seconds ahead.
Aaaaagh!
LT Sandpaw 11:03:24 am Posting in Shoutbox topic.
Guest 11:03:23 am Posting in Shoutbox topic.
One behind.
QuoteMask 05:20:19 pm Unknown Action
Mask too?
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 10:28:21 PM
QuoteMask 05:20:19 pm Unknown Action
Mask too?
Would it do any good to recite the reasons for 'Unknown Action' once more?
Yes please do! :P
QuoteGroddil 06:51:54 pm Unknown Action
Groddil now?!!
Right when he was sending me a PM.
Sage is the Guest Queen! He has been masquerading as a member and a male for years!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 10:35:29 PM
Yes please do! :P
Editing a post using the notepad in the right corner of your posts is one, I know. And having two active tabs open is another. I'm pretty sure I'm missing something. . . .
@Jet the binturong, you know any others? I seem to remember you did at one point or other. . . and someone else too. . . . *Frowns* Sorry, my memory is crud.
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 11:55:05 PM
Sage is the Guest Queen! He has been masquerading as a member and a female for years!
You actually thought he's female. . . . . ?
No. ;D
::)
Even Gonff!
QuoteGonff the Mousethief 08:02:30 pm Unknown Action
Forget the Guests, there are two Matthias720's!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???!!!!!!!!!
Yeah.
Interesting! ;D
I was going to take a screenshot, but then they both disappeared.
That's sad...
Not sad, terrifying! It means the Matthiases can sense you when you're looking at their names
QuoteGroddil 11:11:57 pm Collapsing a category.
It appears Groddil has left us for the Guests.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 29, 2016, 11:13:25 PM
QuoteGroddil 11:11:57 pm Collapsing a category.
It appears Groddil has left us for the Guests.
That's just my stupid phone. I always accidentally collapse categories when I'm just trying to refresh, or open a board. Anway...
QuoteGuest 03:35:15 am Viewing the topic Rise of Hellgates: The Fall of Redwall Abbey.
This has to be the only guest on the whole website that isn't completely evil. Kudos, Guest. I will name you "Gerald."
QuoteGuest 10:53:14 am Registering for an account on the forum.
Join Us!
...
I'm alone with 15 guests. Help.
It's looks like you need a new, upgraded version of MACE WINDEX!!! Mace Windex 2.0 offers an all new feature - guest repellent! Should you ever find yourself set upon by guests while fending off bears and washing windows, Mace Windex is the cleaning solution for you! Call now at 1-800 MACE WINDEX to get a pack of two for the price of one! Limited time offer!
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QuoteGuest 12:49:08 am Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Stand fast Order of the Cookie!
QuoteGuest 01:10:32 pm Posting in For the Throne - An Alternate Universe RP.
Should I be scared?
No, you should rejoice. It's not quite dead yet!
@Lord Ashenwyte, speaking of RPs we are waiting for your response in A New Beginning. :)
*Double-post.*
QuoteGuest 12:25:24 am Viewing Mask's profile.
Alas! Masthion is about to be divided, the guests have targeted her!
Rally to me Order of the Cookie! ;D
QuoteGuest 04:05:53 pm Posting in Favorite villain.
LT Sandpaw 04:05:53 pm Posting in Favorite villain.
Sand?
*Starts sweating*
Sand, say it ain't true. Say it.
How many times must I go over this? :P
o.O Is this what you guys are doing down here all the time?.... I think I need an adult.
Quote from: Sagetip on August 11, 2016, 03:56:56 PM
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"But wait, there's more!"?
I don't know, Sand and Tam started it all.
QuoteGuest 02:34:44 pm Posting in PRESIDENT ASHLEG SUPPORTERS RALLEY.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
I saw that too. :D
QuoteGuest 12:49:59 am Viewing Mask's profile.
@Mask you might need to come on to make sure that the guests haven't eaten your profile... ;D
My sticky notes program broke a while ago, so I lost the actual evidence to back it up, but a couple days ago, when I was the only member online, there where about 6 or so different guests viewing Is Redwall As Safe As They Say It Is?. All. At. Once.
We're goners.
At least you, Ashleg, and Sage are. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 18, 2016, 05:57:12 AM
At least you, Ashleg, and Sage are. ;D
Poor Snadpwa. Always forgotten. Kinda karmic actually, because he never psots.
*Tries to think up excuse for leaving out LT. Realizes I did just forget him. Remains silent.* ;D
Quote from: Groddil on August 18, 2016, 05:58:04 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 18, 2016, 05:57:12 AM
At least you, Ashleg, and Sage are. ;D
Poor Snadpwa. Always forgotten. Kinda karmic actually, because he never psots.
Indeed, Poor Snadpwa. He shall be forever remembered as Sandpaw's evil twin.
*Takes off top hat*
:'(
If Snadpwa was evil, shouldn't we be rejoicing?
No, we should be mourning the loss of such a truly evil heart :P
Snadpwa?
He was a good man. His spelling, abominable. His spirit, endearing. Good sir Snadpwa will always be remembered. Not just in our thoughts and actions, but within our hearts.
I am the victim! :'(
QuoteGuest 03:36:20 pm Viewing Jet the binturong's profile.
*Sighs* I swear they do it on purpose.
Also,
@LT SandpawQuoteGuest 03:39:14 pm Posting in Survive the Crimson Sunrise I.
Online LT Sandpaw 03:39:14 pm Posting in Survive the Crimson Sunrise I.
How'd you manage that? o.O
I don't know. Its an affliction that's affected me for a while now. :-\
QuoteGuest 08:18:05 pm Posting in The Most Random Thread Ever!.
Online LT Sandpaw 08:18:05 pm Posting in The Most Random Thread Ever!.
QuoteGuest 03:09:22 am Viewing the topic We Happy Few: A Ferret's Tale.
Gerald! Welcome back!
Here we come a-caroling among the leaves so green!
Here we come a-conquering so fair to be seen!
QuoteCornflower MM 10:24:45 am Posting in Ash's Teahouse.
Guest 10:24:02 am Posting in Ash's Teahouse.
Only a few seconds behind
Ah hahahaha!
I am not alone. >:D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 23, 2016, 03:26:11 PM
QuoteCornflower MM 10:24:45 am Posting in Ash's Teahouse.
Guest 10:24:02 am Posting in Ash's Teahouse.
Only a few seconds behind
Good thing I have that chainaxe.
There are 45 guests on and only ten of us! We can't hold them off much longer!
I remember when one of us held off 40 guests alone. Before the battle he was a nice and friendly guy, but afterwards, he changed. He had to get almost all of his body replaced with augmentics, and he became a bloodthirsty berserker.
Oh wait that's me.
They are gaining on us! Run!!!
KILL THEM ALL!
*Revs up chainaxe*
*starts firing at them with crossbow* It won't work! There are too many of them!
*Casts Requiem, all of them die.* You were saying? ;D
QuoteLord Daskar 12:11:25 pm Unknown Action
Eeek.
QuoteLT Sandpaw 11:49:31 am Posting in Gulo's Family and Wolverine orientation.
Guest 11:49:31 am Posting in Gulo's Family and Wolverine orientation.
He is still plagued by a guest!
Poor LT.
Someday they will get him, then we can rejoice that he is free of the guests and mourn that we are not.
This topic.... :P
QuoteGuest 04:16:55 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Gathp*
QuoteAimless Gallivanter 08:02:30 pm Unknown Action
Galli has converted to the Unknown.
QuoteMatthias720 01:30:22 am Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online Matthias720 01:30:22 am Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
THERE'S TWO MATTHIAS 720S AGAIN!!!
aaaaaaaa!
QuoteGuest 04:41:13 pm Viewing Aimless Gallivanter's profile.
O_O
They are plotting my doom and demise! ;D
QuoteJukka the Sling 07:16:05 pm Viewing Mask's profile.
QuoteJames Gryphon 01:06:24 pm Unknown Action
*Gathp!!!*
Everybody panic!
*Doesn't panic.* Why are you panicking? ;D
Should we panic!
The False Queen Eul says that we should, so therefore we shouldn't. ;D
I am the true Queen. *Points at Del* Sick 'em, my loyal Cellar folk!
No one is loyal to you. No one that is, besides a troll, a fairy and a hedgehog. ;D
I am working on that, Del. Be patient and I shall win over everyone in the Cellars.
By killing them all and raising them as your undead minions?
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 03, 2016, 06:30:51 PM
I am the true Queen. *Points at Del* Sick 'em, my loyal Cellar folk!
*Del suddenly gets a mild cold* Is that good enough Eul?
*Cures self.* I think not! ;D
QuoteLeatho Shellhound 08:42:22 pm Nothing, or nothing you can see...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 03, 2016, 06:13:23 PM
Everybody panic!
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tGE381tbQa8/maxresdefault.jpg)
QuoteGuest 09:57:11 pm Posting in Who Said It?.
And this time he didn't have LT to help him! ;D
Ziz iz av very vell, but vhere did zomebeazt 'oide ze 'orzeraddizh?
I believe that they put it with the Horseflies! ;D
QuoteGuest 06:15:43 pm Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
They have targeted our gracious admin! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 04, 2016, 11:16:48 PM
QuoteGuest 06:15:43 pm Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
They have targeted our gracious admin! ;D
No, they're awaiting orders from him.
But they only look at the profiles of their targets.
Mhera was targeted by a guest, and they succeeded for a while, but then she came back! ;D
I just watched a guest switch topics every time I refreshed the "Who's Online" page. ;D
QuoteGuest 08:07:42 am Unknown Action
What's the problem here? Guests can't quick modify, or make profile notes. And Sandpaw wasn't online, so it isn't a member clone (because the 3 members who WERE online weren't doing Unknown Actions. What gives?
QuoteSkyblade 11:46:23 pm Unknown Action
QuoteJames Gryphon 07:51:40 pm Unknown Action
Save us.
QuoteGuest 09:19:03 am Viewing LT Sandpaw's profile.
QuoteGuest 12:19:58 pm Viewing Mhera's profile.
So that's what happened to Mhera! It wasn't reality that made her leave, it was the guests!
QuoteGuest 07:16:47 pm Logging into the forum.
A GUEST IS LOGGING INTO THE FORUM!!! RUN!!! USUALLY IF A MEMBER IS LOGGING IN IT SHOWS AS THE MEMBER LOGGING IN!!! ;D
*Hits the Panic Button*
We're all going to die!
*Wails*
*Eats Russa.*
That was not nice.
*Digests Russa.*
That was worse.
Three guests are viewing Peri's profile.
QuoteGuest 07:23:10 pm Searching the forum.
Heh, my bad. ;D
...
QuoteGuest 01:37:49 am Viewing Groddil's profile.
Remember me!
No, noooooo!
/me gets devoured by guests.
I was a guest for a while once.
I would have preferred to remain that way, honestly.
Quote from: Kitsune on September 14, 2016, 02:03:42 AM
I was a guest for a while once.
I would have preferred to remain that way, honestly.
I signed up within 5 minutes of finding the original forum.
I got to the old forum through the dust jacket of one of the books. I joined as soon as I got on the forum! ;D
QuoteGuest 11:34:48 pm Unknown Action
Online Kitsune 11:34:47 pm Unknown Action
Perhaps Kit is now being stalked by a guest! ;D
QuoteGuest 11:36:33 pm Viewing Peony's profile.
Now Corn can never complain about no guests looking at her profile! ;D
QuoteGuest 03:46:06 pm Viewing Delthion's profile
One of the few times that a guest is viewing my profile! ;D
Del double posted! Arrest him! ;D
Well if no one else posts I have to double-post! ;D
::)
...three guests are viewing my profile...
QuoteGuest 08:30:04 am Viewing Delthion's profile.
Guest 08:27:55 am Viewing Delthion's profile.
Guest 08:25:46 am Viewing Delthion's profile.
...
QuoteLeatho Shellhound 08:42:23 pm Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
OTP
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 20, 2016, 01:44:15 AM
QuoteLeatho Shellhound 08:42:23 pm Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
OTP
YES. (DYK they're an actual thing?)
Yes ;D
Quote from: Who's OnlineBanya 08:59:28 Unknown Action
Caught myself.
I was watching LT for a while on the "Who's Online" and there wasn't a guest following him!!! ;D
Spoiler
(https://media.tenor.co/images/bfd4d5f22475de4070ff14eb1bccffbd/raw)
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2016, 05:13:27 AM
I was watching LT for a while on the "Who's Online" and there wasn't a guest following him!!! ;D
Why were you watching me. O.o
Congratulations Sand, this is truly a great day. It is so great that we should throw a party for you, but we wont.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on September 22, 2016, 02:44:29 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 22, 2016, 05:13:27 AM
I was watching LT for a while on the "Who's Online" and there wasn't a guest following him!!! ;D
Why were you watching me. O.o
I was watching the "Who's Online" thing and you logged on, and I decided to see if you still had that guest following you around! ;D
QuoteDelthion 03:46:11 pm Marking topics read or unread.
Interesting...
I do that every time I am on the forum! ;D
I just didn't know that existed! ;D
QuoteGuest 11:14:40 pm Logging into the forum.
Guest 11:14:40 pm Logging into the forum.
Dun dun dun!!! ;D
There are no guests on! We have succeeded in holding them off! ;D
Hey Sand, I think I found out where your Guest stalker went:
QuoteGuest 05:12:50 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 05:09:00 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 05:08:32 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 05:05:49 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 05:04:19 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 05:04:15 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 05:03:18 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Online Gonff the Mousethief 05:00:26 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
SAVE YOURSELF!!
QuoteGuest 09:52:10 AM Viewing Rosie Willowwater's profile.
1 guest is viewing this page, The secrets are being exposed! hurry, do as Rosie says, save yourselves
QuoteDear Forum,
I am coming.
Creepily,
A random Guest.
QuoteViewing Alexandre's profile
hurry, SOS SOS SOS
Quote2 guests viewing Alexandre's profile
HElp, I am going down AARGHhhhh
QuoteGuest 04:50:59 AM Viewing Groddil's profile.
Whatcha gonna do, random, powerless guest?
/me punches the guest, sending them flying.
Eh, I'm sure Baliss'll deal with that one eventually.
Quote from: Groddil on October 13, 2016, 05:00:34 AM
QuoteGuest 04:50:59 AM Viewing Groddil's profile.
Whatcha gonna do, random, powerless guest?
/me punches the guest, sending them flying.
Eh, I'm sure Baliss'll deal with that one eventually.
I wouldn't be to sure about that Groddil, that guest could become a member, then what? You would be powerless. What if Baliss became a member also? Be carefull Groddil :-X
If a member named Baliss joins before the Forum CYOA is finished, I'm gonna be a little annoyed...
...And if anyone pulls a DDB and makes a fake account called "Baliss", I'll brutally slaughter them.
Quote from: Groddil on October 13, 2016, 05:19:15 AM
If a member named Baliss joins before the Forum CYOA is finished, I'm gonna be a little annoyed...
...And if anyone pulls a DDB and makes a fake account called "Baliss", I'll brutally slaughter them.
before they can eat that guest, who is making a slow recovery, plotting revenge...
Quote from: Groddil on October 13, 2016, 05:19:15 AM
If a member named Baliss joins before the Forum CYOA is finished, I'm gonna be a little annoyed...
...And if anyone pulls a DDB and makes a fake account called "Baliss", I'll brutally slaughter them.
brb going to make a new account
Ziz alvayz makez me zink o' ziz video every toime ah zee
Guezt.
...Tiz nae a bad idea o' vot tae dae tae Gueztz.
QuoteGuest 08:22:01 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 08:19:05 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 08:15:20 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
But did zey actually zucceed in Regizterin' or iz it juzt a feint?
There's two Guests viewing my profile. o.O DIS NEVER HAPPENS.
EDIT: Umm.. . . .
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 02:28:19 PM Viewing Peony's profile.
Guest 02:24:21 PM Viewing Peony's profile.
Guest 02:20:13 PM Viewing Fatch of Southsward's profile.
Guest 02:20:10 PM Viewing the topic Girls v. Guys III.
Guest 02:19:32 PM Viewing Peony's profile.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 23:22:19 Viewing Banya's profile.
Bruh.
Actually a little flattered.
QuoteGuest 05:38:40 AM Posting in Redwall Isn't Safe Anymore! (Is Redwall as Safe as they Say it is? Part Two) OOC.
Up to their old tricks I see.
Quote08:42:40 AM Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
We've been infiltrated.
Quote
Guest 05:52:48 PM Viewing the topic Eul's Underground Fortress.
Guest 05:51:56 PM Viewing Eulaliaaa!'s profile.
... there is no escape.
Yes there is. It's called having a life.
YOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
O0
Guest 06:09:50 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
I like how the Guests have been up to something for one whole year.
Guest 05:57:08 AM Viewing the topic Funny Pictures.
Guest 05:56:38 AM Viewing the topic Funny Pictures.
Guest 05:56:15 AM Viewing the topic Funny Pictures.
Popular topic, huh.
@James Gryphon I saw a guest doing an unknown action, and I was able to click on it, and it brought me here:
http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?action=about:unknown
EXPLAIN.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 07, 2016, 04:01:21 AM
@James Gryphon I saw a guest doing an unknown action, and I was able to click on it, and it brought me here:
http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?action=about:unknown
EXPLAIN.
You've been able to click on unknown action for months now.
...STILL.
Quote20 Guests, 8 Users
HOLD THE LINE!
QuoteGuest 03:53:50 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
They're sending in spies.
QuoteGuest 11:25:53 PM Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
AWAY FIEND
QuoteGuest 04:33:25 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 04:33:25 AM Registering for an account on the forum.
Anyone else find it odd so many of them wuss out and don't join.
QuoteGuest 12:57:09 AM Logging out of the forum.
Guest 01:31:03 AM Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
Guys! This thread is vital to us, it has been with us from the beginning! How dare you abandon it like a lost puppy!
@Groddil is in serious danger! We must aid him!
QuoteGuest 02:08:51 AM Viewing Groddil's profile.
I killed the guest who was looking at mine. THE GUESTS ARE WEEDING OUT THE WEAK. IF YOU CAN'T DEFEND YOURSELF YOU DON'T DESERVER TO LIVE.
Some of the "guests" were me the few hours before I signed up on this new forum.
Quotealexandre, SkipperOfOtters, Maudie, Wylder Treejumper, Russa Nodrey and 2 Guests are viewing this board.
*looks around the cellars nervously, whispers to the members here,* Everyone get out, it isn't safe here anymore
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
QuoteGuest 02:47:40 AM Posting in The Guests are up to something.
HELP! They're attacking!
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
QuoteGuest 02:45:52 AM Viewing Wylder Treejumper's profile.
Guest 02:45:47 AM Viewing Lady Amber's profile.
RUN
*Draws sword* Nay, my good man, we shall defend ourselves to the last, yo.
*Nervously draws dagger* *whispers* Are you sure this is a good idea?
QuoteGuest 02:52:54 AM Viewing the topic Cellars Election.
They are trying to kill our leader!
We must defend our precious democracy!
We must fight!
*brandishes dagger*
Indeed, for 'tis better to die with honour than to not die and be, like, a coward, y'know?
Brandishes Rinlojm.
*glances around nervously*
*whispers*
Where are they?
QuoteGuest 02:55:19 AM Viewing the board Suggestions and Concerns.
Should we be concerned? eh, eh?
Maybe that joke was a bit to surreal for such a dangerous moment.
*Drops Rinjolm because only those unworthy of the throne of Dragsa can wield it.*
Quote from: Maudie on January 14, 2017, 03:01:34 AM
*Drops Rinjolm because only those unworthy of the throne of Dragsa can wield it.*
I understand not such references.
Quote from: alexandre on January 14, 2017, 02:58:32 AM
*glances around nervously*
*whispers*
Where are they?
QuoteGuest 02:55:19 AM Viewing the board Suggestions and Concerns.
Should we be concerned? eh, eh?
Maybe that joke was a bit to surreal for such a dangerous moment.
Indeed 'twas.
As for where they are, the foul beasts favour the shadows, they lurk in the darkness and pounce when their prey nears. It's legit freaky. We got dis, tho.
They... They've kidnapped
@Delthion !
QuoteGuest 07:42:44 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Not for long. Come, we shall take them by surprise. *Sneaks up on a guest and hits it with my sword* *Sword breaks* *Flees*
Quote from: alexandre on January 14, 2017, 07:48:10 PM
They... They've kidnapped @Delthion !
QuoteGuest 07:42:44 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Well, this explains why he's inactive.
QuoteGuest 08:57:14 PM Viewing the forum stats.
They are probing for a weakness.
Quote from: SkipperOfOtters on January 14, 2017, 02:39:36 AM
Some of the "guests" were me the few hours before I signed up on this new forum.
Haharr then welcome to the fight comrade.
QuoteGuest 09:58:32 PM Viewing the topic Eul's Underground Fortress.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/AdH6yJn1UwK6Q/giphy.gif)
QuoteGuest 06:23:57 PM Unknown Action
QuoteGuest 01:44:13 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
They're back...
QuoteGuest 02:47:27 AM Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
THEY HAVE ARRIVED FOR BATTLE
*Defenestrates guest*
Shoots guest in face*
You think this topic decreases the amount of members we get?
Quote11 Guests 12 Users
THEY ARE GAINING ON US
QuoteGuest 06:05:05 PM Viewing Skarzs's profile.
Guest 06:05:00 PM Viewing Nightshade's profile.
Guest 06:04:43 PM Viewing Delthion's profile.
They're converging on us...
QuoteGuest 04:47:01 PM Viewing Skarzs's profile.
Guest 04:42:30 PM Viewing Skarzs's profile.
Skarzs is next... :o
QuoteGuest 05:03:35 PM Viewing Inquisitor's profile.
Guest 05:01:50 PM Viewing Lord Ashenwyte's profile.
Guest 05:00:42 PM Viewing the topic The Guests are up to something.
Guest 04:52:49 PM Viewing HeadInAnotherGalaxy's profile.
Guest 07:35:27 PM Viewing Leatho Shellhound's profile.
Guest 07:48:40 PM Viewing danflorreguba's profile.
Guest 08:10:04 PM Viewing the Staff Page
Guest 08:32:55 PM Viewing Conrad the Painless's profile.
Guest 10:06:55 PM Viewing alexandre's profile.
They are preparing their assault
QuoteGuest 05:00:23 PM Viewing the topic Committee to Appoint Cap'n Clogg King of the Cellars.
Take this how you will...
QuoteGuest 06:40:21 PM Viewing the topic Country music.
*Gathp* ...I'm not actually sure what this means.
QuoteGuest 04:19:28 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 04:18:56 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 04:15:27 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Guest 04:20:08 PM Registering for an account on the forum.
Its an invasion.
Quotealexandre, Inquisitor, Aimless Gallivanter and 1 Guest are viewing this board.
WAIT. A SPY
QuoteGuest 06:52:50 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Screams*
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 30, 2017, 12:04:23 AM
QuoteGuest 06:52:50 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Screams*
This is worse:
QuoteGuest 03:42:23 AM Printing the topic "Stuff".
QuoteGuest 09:38:13 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 09:38:12 AM Viewing the board The Cellars.
Guest 09:38:10 AM Printing the topic "Strangers at Redwall".
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Guest 09:38:01 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Guest 09:37:58 AM Viewing psybox's profile.
Guest 09:37:42 AM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
Creeps.
Quote
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*Silent screaming.*
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Fun Fact
My grandma knew the person who wrote the original book of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Cool!
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The are kidnapping our president. . .
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THEY TOOK DELTHION
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QuoteGuest 02:51:48 AM Viewing the topic The Thread to Summon a Delthion
THEY TOOK DELTHION
Maybe that
was Delthion.
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QuoteGuest 02:51:48 AM Viewing the topic The Thread to Summon a Delthion
THEY TOOK DELTHION
Maybe that was Delthion.
*Le gasp*
QuoteUsers Online
28 Guests, 5 Users
There are
two pages on Who's Online.
Two. AND IT'S ALL GUESTS.
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QuoteGuest 02:51:48 AM Viewing the topic The Thread to Summon a Delthion
THEY TOOK DELTHION
Maybe that was Delthion.
Honestly, I've been wondering if Del has actually been watching the forum as a guest.
But heres a meme:
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QuoteGuest 05:32:50 PM Searching the forum.
Woah.
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The guests viewing profiles so often is kind of creepy. What in the world are they looking for?
All of our secrets
Quote from: Andy on March 02, 2017, 05:24:48 PM
The guests viewing profiles so often is kind of creepy. What in the world are they looking for?
They want blood >:D
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OH GOD I'M ALONE WITH THE GUESTS
There's a topic called ASHLEG?
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Looks like Baliss has some new opponents...
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They know the good stuff ;)
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... Most of the time ;D
*Le gasp* Look at what the Guests are doing!
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Now Google is on it:
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Welp.
This is it.
Goodbyeeeeeeeeeee, moonmen...
*Ztartz riggin' a trap tae catch ze gueztz in; iz uzin' a Peanut Butter Zandvich fer bait*
*Hides*
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I ain't falling without a fight!
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/me vomits up blood.
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That's awfully specific, mate. You are truly spying on us.
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That's because you tweeted about it :P
Yes, I'm that popular ;)
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HEEEEELP
THEY ARE TRYING TO DETHRONE OUR LEADERS
We must fight back
No, wait. If they're going after the admins that's a good thing.
Of course
Aye, but only if ve end up viz control o' ze forum und nae zem.
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*raises a shield, protecting Chip*
I'll save you! ;D
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Oh look at that.
AHHHHHH!!
:P
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Online
Even the guests are into it :P
Ach...
^That.
Members outnumber guests atm.
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Online Chipster of Noonvale 08:57:05 AM Viewing the topic General topic for asking questions you don't want to start a thread for..
It's pretty popular.
...
Dang, I haven't seen this many guests since... Well, since this forum was up last!
Giests.
A Guest is posting!
QuoteGuest 05:13:00 PM Posting in MatthiasMan's Next Generation Artwork!!
Quote68 Guests, 5 Users (1 Hidden)
*internal screaming*
*External screaming*
*Externally screaming internally.*
I was lucky enough to take a quick picture of a Guest.
(https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwVzMENwyAMAMBdGAAXamySbRBBBCnECNxXld2r3gD3NZ95md2cqmPtAEdbWeZhl8pMtdgqUq-SRls2S4ekmvLZy60LPBFF3BBDJI_42gjeLgR2iJ6ZQ2R2Hlr_N-Ou5vkBwnEh5w.5B-lFALrClmGqi6ibyuSn1zjWyM?width=197&height=300)
Utterly terrifying.
It bears a strange resemblance to a chili pepper.
Hrmm... Maybe the guests are demented chilli peppers...
Why does it have hair?
They have an odd sense of style.
I always imagined them as kind of spindly, hunched, black things with no face, with feelings of neglect and despair emanating from them, menacing but silent, the things that stalk you almost innocently, but the intent to kill can almost be heard.
I imagine them as derpy chili peppers.
I imagine them as the void, they are as numberless and as vast as the void. Which is held back by the activity of the faithful few.
Okay...
Quote from: James Gryphon on January 16, 2015, 03:30:17 AM
Nod: We changed the forum settings the other day so that guests can vote on editing and deleting posts. Forgot to tell you guys.
@James Gryphon Are you sure that's a good idea?
I suppose my main concern is bots and trolls.
(Notice that it says "Nod" not "Mod" he's being silly.)
Quote from: Delthion on June 11, 2017, 05:34:12 PM
(Notice that it says "Nod" not "Mod" he's being silly.)
*headslap*
What you really need is a *headdesk.*
Lemme help you out there, cunt.
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/775/776/3e1.png)
What I want to know is where the other guy's arm is going off the picture.
Fuck really bad stuff cunt, of course.
. . . Of course. . .
QuoteGuest 02:38:45 AM Viewing rachel25's profile.
Watch out.
EDIT:
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O.o
Funny thing. . . there is very little the guests are actually doing secretly.
Quote from: Groddil on June 12, 2017, 12:18:37 AM
Lemme help you out there, PLEASE BAN ME NOW.
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sigh
Quote98 Guests, 2 Users
*screams*
On the flip side, that means there are an even 100 people active.
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Online Rosie Willowwater 08:30:40 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
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Guest 08:18:23 PM Viewing the topic The most random thread ever!!!.
So a bunch of Guests are viewing people's profiles, and a Guest is doing "Nothing, or nothing you can see." O.O
I have a bigger question...how the heck is Rosie viewing the Mod place?! ;D
Rosie's a mod.
I've done it before.
So have I.
Unfortunately they erased our memories of what it looks like.
Quote from: Delthion on July 24, 2017, 05:08:49 AM
I have a bigger question...how the heck is Rosie viewing the Mod place?! ;D
>:D
I wonder what happens when you let your account sit for more then 15 minutes and you're in a place Guests can't see? 'Cause I think after your name disappears off the list a Guest pops up doing what you were doing. (Don't quote me on that)
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 24, 2017, 05:48:04 AM
Unfortunately they erased our memories of what it looks like.
Nah, I remember what I was doing when I got it.
Writing a looooooong RP post.
I know exactly what I was doing when I got it too ;D
o.o
Poor Skarzs had his memory erased...
What happened?
Nothing you need to know.
In accordance with the Auckland Convention of 2026 we are unable to disclose what happened to you, Skarzs, at this time.
*Goes to find the Doctor.*
I'm the Doctor.
Then bring me back in time so I can find out what happened.
That's not what we doctors do.
This requires a brain surgery.
That's a bit tricky. . .
Six guests, six users. We're evenly matched.
Meh.
2 bad bro
Bro bad 2.
2 bad bros.
Super Marco Bros.
Super Market Bros.
Warner Bros.
Bros.
Bras. :P
>_<
Grass.
Sass.
Bass.
Lass.
Less.
Fester.
This has strayed far from being about guests but at least it is on page 123.
QuoteGuest 06:35:02 PM Viewing Gonff the Mousethief's profile.
*Pulls out crossbow* They have returned.
Fester.
And itch.
SCRATCH.
Infect. :P
Erode.
Destroy.
Time! That's the answer, time! ;D
Decay.
No, don't leave me with the guests!
*Walks backwards into the shadows.*
*Turns the lights on*
There, no more shadows to lurk in Skarzles.
Guest 05:13:20 PM Viewing the topic Wylder's Philosophy Corner.
How? The Orchards are off-limits to guests, right?
I don't think so.
I must say, I like the exposure, though.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/24f1375a002450a671c9a09826262d0e/tenor.gif)
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I'm concerned.
Quote from: Maudie on October 02, 2017, 01:34:47 AM
(https://s20.postimg.org/3og5inr31/IMG_2193.png)
I'm concerned.
There have been a lot of guests lately...
Maybe a mod can edit which forums Giests can see...
They already have; Front Lawns and Secret Hideouts are hidden from guests.
ONE OF THE GUESTS WAS POSTING IN A TOPIC
OF COURSE THEY WERE!! HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF THE FABLED POWER OF THE GUESTS?!!!
No the guests can't see the Orchards.
Not anymore, they can't.
:P
QuoteGuest 04:27:38 PM Viewing Rainshadow's profile.
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I still say it's creepy that they can see profiles.
Yeah, it is pretty creepy.
Eh.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Waaaaah! Stop itttttt! :(
QuoteGuest 12:53:39 AM Viewing Rosie Willowwater's profile.
down,
guess we know what's popular these days, huh
(https://i.imgur.com/9GETUAU.png)
But why?!
I'll tell you what they're doing- they're sending spambots to infiltrate us! How rude.
I mean, they're not even subtle. Like our newest member there. Don't they realize literally nobody uses any of those messaging services, except bots? Also, Cyrillic is not very subtle.
Act, while we still can. The danger of them finding out our deepest, darkest secrets...
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT COULD MEAN?
disaster. that's what.
DelenatheWanderer, James Gryphon and 16 Guests are viewing this board.
That is what it says. 16 GUESTS. Come on, please don't be a stranger and join us. Don't creep about. More privileges. POWER. And all you have to do is press create account.
*mind blown*
everyone
IT IS TIME
To d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Let's do it.
Redwallers crawl out (Transformers)
Guests more like pests amiright
EDIT:
I mean, really.
Guest 05:38:49 PM Printing the topic "Redwall Species Duel".
hegelian dialectic thinking would mandate that a pro-guest sentiment now needs to arrive. i for one would like to defend our guests as being more like pets than pests. can i adopt one?
No, but you are free to burn one at the stake.
*hands Crumb sticks and a lighter*
Ooo
^
maybe we should try and befriend one
*Pours gasoline on a pile of sticks*
*lights the match and holds it a millimeter away from the sticks*
Any last words? >:D
Quote from: a crumb on October 19, 2017, 05:49:24 PM
hegelian dialectic thinking would mandate that a pro-guest sentiment now needs to arrive. i for one would like to defend our guests as being more like pets than pests. can i adopt one?
As everyone knows, We cannot make progress towards the absolute idea. (http://existentialcomics.com/comic/207)
Besides, Fichte, not Hegel, invented the thesis-antithesis-synthesis process.
thanks, wylder, i always enjoy unsolicited pedantry.
as far as the whole torching of our uninvited interlopers thing goes, could i make a suggestion that we at least choose a proper piece of wood? i mean, a pile of sticks? surely there's better wood source at our reach. we're not barbarians.
You are very welcome! I always did enjoy being an unsolicited pedant ;D
I was really more interested in the setup for the comic than any Hegelian dialectical analysis.
Quote from: Who's OnlineGuest 06:35:53 AM Requesting a password reminder.
This ain't one I've seen before. Time to add it to the pokedex, I guess!
...
There's a spellchecker here? :0
...
Oh yeah, next to the posting option! It's right there and I never really took it in. ;D *clicks to try*
Quote from: DelenatheWanderer on October 24, 2017, 10:25:25 PM
*lights the match and holds it a millimeter away from the sticks*
Any last words? >:D
Juzt vone.
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Zetz ze gueztz on fire, vhoilzt laughin' gleefully*
*Sprays HIAG with a fire hose*
*Zetz zaid fire 'oze on fire*
Ach, juzt me und eight gueztz 'ere. Toime tae get buzy! *Pullz oot a box o' matchez*
one day, a long time from now, someone is going to ask about what happened to dozens of guests that wandered too close.
*Ztrikez a match, laughin' gleefully*
QuoteDelthion, James Gryphon, SlagarCruel1
GRYPHON SIGHTING!
Nothing new.
QuoteGuest 10:53:18 PM Viewing Rosie Willowwater's profile.
Oh noooooo
You have drawn attention to yourself. You must hide in this burlap sack.
Why?
They won't see you.
but they'll see a walking, talking burlap sack?
She must hide in the sack.
QuoteGuest 09:28:14 PM Viewing Cornflower MM's profile.
Hellloooo, wot you doin'? Make an account and talk to me. I'm bored.
QuoteMaudie 09:27:22 PM Unknown Action
*Screaming*
Not Maudie!
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Online Matthias720 02:23:53 PM Viewing unread topics since their last visit.
Hi Nadaz! How ya doin'? (Also, hello lag. Nice to see you again.)
Hi if you click on where it says unknown action it will show you a quote
Yeh.
BTW,
@Ashleg, why haven't you posted?
GUYS, THERE ARE NO GUESTS ON.
They were probably planning their next course of attack.
It was a monumental event.
Twas the calm before the storm.
Nothing like the guest surge of 2015, though.
There was a guest surge of 2015?
There were over two hundred guests at one time.
DUEL.
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Whoa.
The real question is why was Twinny looking st Sierra's profile?
Or me, four times.
Eh?
Sorry.
Guests. My profile. Four times.
*Echoing screams*
*YOU KNOW NAUGHt*
What?
What if the guests are members? LOGGED OUT?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 14, 2018, 05:26:54 AM
The real question is why was Twinny looking st Sierra's profile?
To be able to yell at him because he was on the forum and not Discord. ;D
Lol.
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We're doomed.
Why am I drawing so much attention.
The guests are all trying to discover the secret of your magnificent abs.
Hard workouts, protein shakes and lots of sweat.
They tried to emulate yours, but no one that they sent to gaze upon the magnificence of your abs returned with their sight. They were all blinded by the might of the abs.
(Lol.)
Is it the only way to defeat them?
Yes, the only way to truly defeat the guests is to blind them by the abs.
...
Lol.
?
On ze Loamhedge zoite...
3 Guests, 1 User
Ach! Ze Gueztz are e'eryvhere!
O_____O
LLL
I saw Maudie on around midnight.
WHAT?!!!! WHY DOES SHE NOT STAY AND GRACE US WITH HER PRESENCE?!!! WE MUST HUNT HER DOWN AND COMPEL HER TO BECOME ACTIVE ON THIS FORM ONCE AGAIN!!! ;D
We must go to where she lives in Mormonville and force her onto the forum.
Mormonville is also known as Utah. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on February 13, 2018, 05:36:10 PM
WHAT?!!!! WHY DOES SHE NOT STAY AND GRACE US WITH HER PRESENCE?!!! WE MUST HUNT HER DOWN AND COMPEL HER TO BECOME ACTIVE ON THIS FORM ONCE AGAIN!!! ;D
YES. LETS SEND POCKETS AFTER HER!!
Problem is, he's stuck there too. >_>
England is my city.
New England?
NO, PLEASE, ASH.
ENGLAND IS MY CITY. Is England not your city?
Knowledge is a simple google search away.
Quote from: Ashleg on February 16, 2018, 10:00:56 PM
Knowledge is a simple google search away.
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/095/258/2fc.jpg)
Me und 17 gueztz in Ze Cellarz!!!!!!!!!! Ach.......
Feeding time.
Ve could feed Ashleg tae zem....Nyet.....
WHY ME!
BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY ALIVE! YOU'RE JUST THE REMAINS OF A BURNT LEG!!
Very crispy.
QuoteGuest 12:53:36 PM Viewing Jukka the Sling's profile.
Guest 12:51:46 PM Viewing Matthias720's profile.
They're clearly planning to take out the mods.
Treacherous.
Or suggesting a ship!
Mattukka!
:-X
Ah am noticin' a very large number o' gueztz bein' on ze forum lately. Clearly ve need tae zummat aboot zem.
To any guests reading this: There is a fancy button that will allow you to transform into a member!
75 guests. What.
Ach...
Earlier this morning, for the first time in my recollection, there were NO guests.
A rare momentary lapze in zeir attackz zae ve can breathe a moment afore ze next vave comez.
*Hides inside a hollow log*
That is not smart.
ur mom
Is very intelligent.
The guests must be stopped before they take over!
Convince them to join somehow.
JOIN! JOINNNNN! JOOOOOOOOOOIN! JJJJJJOOOOOOOOIN! I SAID JOIN! JOIN! JOIN! JOIN! JOIN! JOOOOOOOOOOIN!
JOIN ALREADY!
;D There, that should do the trick.
Perhaps.
Maybe you could rally or something. What can guests even do?
View all the boards except for the front lawns and orchard, view your profile, and lurk.
*sarcastic sigh*
This terrifies me...
Yes.
*Hiding inside a dumpster* You should be very scared.
QuoteGuest 09:35:35 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Guest 09:35:31 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Guest 09:35:29 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Guest 09:35:27 AM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*gasp*
*Gathp*
*Les gathp.*
There must be something behind this...
(https://i.imgur.com/AcS68Uy.png)
They're all spying on yous...
*Gulp*
RIP Tungro
Heeeeeellllllllppppppp!!!!!!!!!
(https://i.imgur.com/xqoBUu1.png)
EDIT: 44
EDIT: 47
Where are you guys!?
EDIT: 49
I am here!
Finally!
We've got Grey as well! We'll save you from the guests, Mr. Tungite!
Some people have to buy their own food. . .
Aka I have to adult sometimes.
Child.
I found this topic because a guest was viewing it.
They are at this point a convenient search engine for us. Random, unexpected, useful.
Exactly.
It has been confirmed. I can't remember who (I said somewhere) but a regular user spies on us by being a guest.
*Gasps* H-how was it confirmed?
And can you remember who it was?
They posted 'fixed' after recently editing their comment.
I hope they don't affect my plans.
Is it Kade? I want him to see the picture I drew for him.
It's One-eye.
Also, Skarzs, I saw the picture. Awesome, my dude.
One-Eye, you traitor.
Quote from: Booklover on December 24, 2019, 09:46:58 PM
They posted 'fixed' after recently editing their comment.
Ah. Imteresting...
Quote from: Verdauga on December 24, 2019, 10:36:11 PM
It's One-eye.
Also, Skarzs, I saw the picture. Awesome, my dude.
Same opinion. You are talented.
Why would you hold Kade in suspicion?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 24, 2019, 09:53:51 PM
I hope they don't affect my plans.
ko te tumanako kaore ratou e pa ki oku mahere.
*tosses Lass into the land of the guests*
Well that wasn't very nice.
*got stuck between skails* ouch
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 10:14:02 AM
Why would you hold Kade in suspicion?
Wait, I just saw this. I'm being held in suspicion? What are the charges?
I don't know, but this is the callars
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2019, 05:03:07 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 10:14:02 AM
Why would you hold Kade in suspicion?
Wait, I just saw this. I'm being held in suspicion? What are the charges?
Well, whatever the charges, I'm pleading not guilty!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 30, 2019, 06:00:57 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 27, 2019, 05:03:07 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 10:14:02 AM
Why would you hold Kade in suspicion?
Wait, I just saw this. I'm being held in suspicion? What are the charges?
Well, whatever the charges, I'm pleading not guilty!
*Glances from this topic then to the Court House topic* Hmmm....
*is confused*
*Enlightens Ebbie*
*is confused at how Seb enlightened Ebby*
*Enlightens Booklover*
Quote from: Booklover on December 31, 2019, 10:02:19 PM
*is confused at how Seb enlightens anybody simply by saying he's done it*
*Gives up*
Quote from: Booklover on December 31, 2019, 10:02:19 PM
*is confused at how Seb enlightens anybody by giving up*
*Decides to post something random about how the guests are doing something secret apparently*
The guests are brainwashing people!
AAAAHHHH!!!!
Look! I think they got Seb! *Runs away screaming*
*Has been got* AAAAHHHHHH Run, Kade! Run for your life! Fly you fools! *Falls into abyss*
You're a wizard, Sebbie!
Hopefully a LotR and not a HP wizard, in this situation.
Yes. Didn't the heavenly wisdom give it away? ;D
Probably a LotR one.
*Continues falling* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Falling... abyss... Balrog...
*Poof!* *Turns into Sebias the White after beating said Balrog in an epic duel, and dying*
Interesting. Sounds like something a... GUEST might do.
*Would how that's possible but doesn't want to encourage Kade.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 09, 2020, 10:11:44 PM
Interesting. Sounds like something a... GUEST might do.
*Wacks Kade with a staff* ;D
*whacks kade with sebias*
*Whacks One-Eye with the thread.*
If that was possible, it would probably hurt. It might also give him uncontrollable laughter.
Needles are more effective than thread. Especially if you have lots of them >:D
Wait. Why are we whacking people?
Don't ask me. I only just got here.
True. Sorry.
*Asks the others that are here.*
Hakuna matata.
It means no worries, for the rest of your days...
How much Swahili do you know? I know the numbers from 1-19, except I keep forgetting 9 and therefore 19. Some other random things as well. One of my brothers knows a lot more, though.
*wipers*geek
Quote from: lass of something much on January 13, 2020, 04:37:27 AM
*wipers*geek
Like... window wipers on a car or something? I didn't know that could be used as a verb.
I don't believe it can :laugh:
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2020, 11:32:14 AM
It means no worries, for the rest of your days...
How much Swahili do you know? I know the numbers from 1-19, except I keep forgetting 9 and therefore 19. Some other random things as well. One of my brothers knows a lot more, though.
Not much.
Nina itwa Ebantu.
Well, at least you know it's Swahili. I didn't even get that far.
You have a very good taste in music, Lass. Very similar to my own.
(https://i.imgur.com/RdW1ujp.png)
That's a LOT of guests.
**EDIT**
Spoiler
Now it's 650!
**EDIT**
660!
**EDIT**
668!
**EDIT**
676!
**EDIT**
687!
**EDIT**
700!
**EDIT**
708!
**EDIT**
It's going back down now. I think they know I'm watching.
:o :o :o Holy smokes!!!
do you like this one more...
or this one
That is a lot of guests.
Nope. I like The Last Goodbye and The Song of Durin better than Beren and Luthien/Tinuviel.
YES.
YESSSSSSSS
At least you like the same music as me. That's something, I guess.
Hah, you're sad
sad about marying you! ;D
On what grounds do you make this assumption?
Edit: Kade, not Lass
most of your post on that thread and others to
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 18, 2020, 05:12:49 AM
On what grounds do you make this assumption?
Edit: Kade, not Lass
Mmm, now that I think about it, does that phrase exist in NZ? When I said "You're sad", I don't mean it literally, as in you're upset over something.
Wait, so are you saying I am or am not upset over something?
I was not saying you were upset. Over hear, when one says "You're sad" or "You're so sad" outside of actual sad situations, it usually means something else. I guess the direct meaning would be "pathetic" but usually the meaning isn't as strong or as serious as the word "pathetic" would usually invoke. In the way I tend to use it, it could be replaced with "You're such a goof" and mean generally the same thing.
well, thats not very nice!
It's perfectly nice, you're just crazy.
So are you. So am I, for that matter.
O-o
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 05:30:40 AM
I was not saying you were upset. Over hear, when one says "You're sad" or "You're so sad" outside of actual sad situations, it usually means something else. I guess the direct meaning would be "pathetic" but usually the meaning isn't as strong or as serious as the word "pathetic" would usually invoke. In the way I tend to use it, it could be replaced with "You're such a goof" and mean generally the same thing.
Tell me, Kade; how does one get a divorce?
Guest 09:59:40 AM. Viewing Tungro's profile.
they'r after you Tungro! :D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:24:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 05:30:40 AM
I was not saying you were upset. Over hear, when one says "You're sad" or "You're so sad" outside of actual sad situations, it usually means something else. I guess the direct meaning would be "pathetic" but usually the meaning isn't as strong or as serious as the word "pathetic" would usually invoke. In the way I tend to use it, it could be replaced with "You're such a goof" and mean generally the same thing.
Tell me, Kade; how does one get a divorce?
I'm pretty sure one must apply for it at court. Supreme Judge Sebias will decide if said divorce should be issued. (as far as rules go, both parties must want the divorce and there must be a good reason why it is necessary)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:24:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 05:30:40 AM
I was not saying you were upset. Over hear, when one says "You're sad" or "You're so sad" outside of actual sad situations, it usually means something else. I guess the direct meaning would be "pathetic" but usually the meaning isn't as strong or as serious as the word "pathetic" would usually invoke. In the way I tend to use it, it could be replaced with "You're such a goof" and mean generally the same thing.
Tell me, Kade; how does one get a divorce?
Divorces are wrong, and we aren't married yet. Also, ouch.
you new it was comeing to.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2020, 02:14:47 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:24:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 18, 2020, 05:30:40 AM
I was not saying you were upset. Over hear, when one says "You're sad" or "You're so sad" outside of actual sad situations, it usually means something else. I guess the direct meaning would be "pathetic" but usually the meaning isn't as strong or as serious as the word "pathetic" would usually invoke. In the way I tend to use it, it could be replaced with "You're such a goof" and mean generally the same thing.
Tell me, Kade; how does one get a divorce?
Divorces are wrong, and we aren't married yet. Also, ouch.
;D
But I do agree that divorces are not a good idea. It's too complicated.
well, then why did you say
that Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 20, 2020, 06:24:43 AM
Tell me, Kade; how does one get a divorce?
It's a forum wedding, against the will of...well, Ebantu. It can be annulled.
oh...ok.
Guest
12:29:31 PM
Nothing, or nothing you can see...
Guest
12:28:24 PM
Viewing The Skarzs's profile.
they are comeing for you skarz!
Quote from: Verdauga on January 21, 2020, 12:27:54 PM
It's a forum wedding, against the will of...well, Ebantu. It can be annulled.
To take a page from Sheev... *Jumbo slaps Verdauga.*
*Dodges.*
*Dodges the dodge.*
*dodges the dodge dodger*
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lass of something much.
eeks
I will NEVER drink the dumpster juice!
NEVER
whats that? :-\
An evil, vile thing. If a mod ever offers it too you... run.
QuoteGuest 18:10:55 Logging into the forum.
It gets me that these anti-guest topics are never in the secret hideouts. I mean, it makes sense, but still.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 06:17:10 PM
An evil, vile thing. If a mod ever offers it too you... run.
got it?
Mm, good.
*is runing*
Well, it's good to be warmed up, but you don't need to until a mod offers some to you.
I mean, if you just feel like running, though, that's fine.
*stops running*oh, okay :P
(Two "N's" in running, Lass.)
She might be drawing runes. You never know.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 06:53:39 PM
(Two "N's" in running, Lass.)
oh..thanks
EDIT: help!
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lass of something much, MathLuk
Guest 07:30:50 AM Printing the topic "Redwall Under Attack! [EXTRAVAGANZA EVENT]".
What is it doing, precious? It wants things printed, it does, nasty little guestses. (Just joking, any guest who might be reading this :laugh:)
Joking nothing! They're stealing our forum, the vile things!
Dude, I forgot this was a thing.
Ahhhhh... the memories :D
I hadn't been updated in a hot minute :laugh:
...what?
It hadn't been updated in awhile.
Ah.
Edit: Look!!!
Guest 10:18:59 PM Printing the topic "Girls Vs. Guys Official Topic II".
Edit 2: And again!
Guest 02:17:11 AM Printing the topic "What's Happening?".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
HAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
*Seborg walks into topic*
Ah. Another spreader of Chaos. The Great Forum Member and Guest Wars.
/me crawls over to Seborg
Why you got shiny bits o' your face?
*Buries the guests.*
O.O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 06:56:46 PM
*Buries the guests.*
Spoiler
(https://www.cartoonbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Mrs.Potts-With-Cogsworth-And-Lumiere-Animated-Picture.gif)
Do not mourn, for they shall re-invigorate the soil and give way to fresh life anew.
I found the answer to the guests!
Spoiler
Guest 05:01:27 AM Viewing the topic Steve Jobs.
Never fear, the guests have been buried, just as Steve Jobs has.
Our time has come.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 28, 2020, 05:06:14 AM
I found the answer to the guests!
Spoiler
Guest 05:01:27 AM Viewing the topic Steve Jobs.
Bruh...
Very bruh.
Wat?
Very wat.
Taw yrev
They are recruiting....Guest 07:28:18 PM Viewing the topic Insane people, unite!.
AAAAAAH! They took Cluny! Guest 07:25:43 PM Viewing clunylooney's profile.
A guest led me to the confederate flag topic. They're a neat forum search engine.
Ikr!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 06, 2020, 07:32:32 PM
They are recruiting....Guest 07:28:18 PM Viewing the topic Insane people, unite!.
I never knew how much I needed this in my life..
Guest 09:11:24 PM Viewing the topic Guests are doing something secretly!.
AAAA HEEELLLPP!!!!!
BEGONE
*Sadly leaves*
Not you! *Smaks his face*
Here we go again.
Ladies and Gents, we musn't forget the ever lurking presence off...
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUN*
...the GUESTS!
#BeatUpTheGuests
You young whipper-snappers with your pound signs and social agendas! We don't need to beat them, that's just barbaric.
We need to roast 'em.
Nope, I agree, we can simply teleport them into the molten core of the earth!😁
I was teleporting before lag.
Much to everybeasts chagrin ;D
:laugh:
The guests' fingers are too small to join.
How do you know this?
Sounds like he has more knowledge regarding guests than any honest member should. Hmmm....
*Confuzlement*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2021, 01:42:46 AM
Sounds like he has more knowledge regarding guests than any honest member should. Hmmm....
Didn't you say somewhere that you were not an honest member?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2021, 01:42:46 AM
Sounds like he has more knowledge regarding guests than any honest member should. Hmmm....
I swear I'm not on their side!
*Hides Soren's body*
*Gasp!*
*Searches for the body*
what? What Body?
The body...
Soren hasn't been on in ages.
Specifically, 18 months...And I wonder why...
> . >
Because he's in Marakand, searching for hidden treasure.
Wha? Where? ???
The point is, if WT murdered Søren, he is considered a criminal. BURN THE HERETIC.
...okay.
*Continues searching for the body...*
*the body continues searching for Ally*
...sorry, I know that's a little creepy
vivid?
*Staby-stabs the body many times*
GIVE THE THING A DECENT BURIAL OR YOU WILL BE TARRED AND FEATHERED!
Try me! >:D
*tars and feathers Ally*
*tars and feathers WT*
*Watches, and mermers to self...* :giggle:
*Intervenes at the last moment, and saves WT*
He deserves to be punished.
But why?
Y'all are getting sidetracked. The guests are the real threat here.
The DDB's are the real threat here.
*sus...*
You have done something like that before, you know...
What if the guests are cyborgs? *glances suspiciously at WT's signature*
They are not cyborgs. They worship Kass. I am the only cyborg who worships Kass.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 07, 2021, 05:55:53 PM
They are not cyborgs. They worship Kass. I am the only cyborg who worships Kass.
No, you're a Terminotter.
Protogens are types of cyborgs.
And you are the confusing type, apparently.
I am a Protogen.
And a very annoying one at that.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, otp?
No. Not that. Never that.
Oh, hiya Flib! ^-^
If you ship me with that crazy Terminotter, I will ship your face with Antonio.
Hmmmmmmm...seeing as you don't know who Antonio is...
Maybe I do, maybe I do.
Okay, then tell me :giggle:
Somebeast who you haven't seen for eight years
Awful specific....and wrong.
Yer twu wuv
... :-\
Is your twu wuv a guest?
Not me. Whatever Hazel or Ally may say, I do not have a twu wuv.
(OOC: What the heck is otp?)
Really?!?! :giggle:
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 10, 2021, 04:14:28 AM
(OOC: What the heck is otp?)
(OOC: It means Ally has bees in her brain.)
*It means you two were meant for each other*
Quote from: Ally046 on July 10, 2021, 04:23:40 PM
*It means you two were meant for each other*
*scared Flib noises*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 10, 2021, 04:14:28 AM
(OOC: What the heck is otp?)
(One true pairing. Often used in fanfics/fan communities.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 11:51:13 PM
Yer twu wuv
Inconceivable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Sorry, sir. I was just practicing thinking, sir. ;D
No need to call me sir, professor.
It's short for professir.
This made me think of Professor Layton.
(https://media.pocketgamer.com/FCKEditorFiles/professor-layton-and-the-curious-village-screenshot-pointing-finger.jpg)
Because we need to get the bees out?
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/2jukgZs1AECkGNxAL2/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611253c86fab1d3ac898f9883723d5fbc01fad35efd&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
That guy has a British accent. That was the first thing I noticed. The second thing is that, if he keeps screaming that way, he'll either swallow a bee, get stung, lose his voice, or become hysterical. The last thing is that, on second thought, he is already quite hysterical, so that can't happen. Unless he can become hystericaler...
"That guy" :giggle:
Dat boi
We must prepare to die.
Why? Did you kill my father? Out of context that would sound very weird.
No, but DAT BOI did. And he cometh to annihilate the rest of us as well, so just in case we die, we ought to be prepared.
Unicycle of doom.
Aye, the feared unicycle! We must flee!
It's being ridden by a death defying beaver.
No, it's being ridden by DAT BOI!
Uh oh, here he comes. *Hides.*
As of right now, everyone has been too afraid to post a picture of DAT BOI (all caps is necessary), so there is still hope that he will pass by the topic without even stopping to glance in. Therefore, as of right now, we are temporarily safe.
I assumed a picture wasn't necessary.
He is in your heart.
*throws away heart*
@Ally046 can't carry through with her shipping nonsense, now that my heart has been disposed of.
Maybe your heart has nothing to do with it.... ey'?
Quote from: Ally046 on July 28, 2021, 11:55:02 PM
Maybe your heart has nothing to do with it.... ey'?
That would be rather sad. Hazel was remarking to me the other day that WT-40 is afraid of me. Not that I believe her, but it's nice to be considerate, and it wouldn't be considerate to ship someone with someone else that they're afraid of.
I am genuinely afraid of you.
That is why this 'ship isn't a good idea.
Husbands generally should fear their wives.
Your face isn't afraid of Ebby.
Well, that's a given since that ship is long gone :giggle:
I'm talking about WorFlib. I was saying it's not a good 'ship.
And I was responding to your last post...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 29, 2021, 02:21:42 PM
Your face isn't afraid of Ebby.
...because, if that ship has died, then we aren't married anymore and I have no reason to fear her.
Anywho, it's a great idea ya silly.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 29, 2021, 02:20:07 PM
Husbands generally should fear their wives.
*Concern*
You should fear Flib.
Most definitely.
I just hope this ship don't continue.
I don't think it is, honestly. Nothing has really happened in the shipping thread except for Kade, Lass, and a few others making plans and goofing around.
Things are afoot elsewhere though, if you have the wherewithal to glance about.
AH! A foot!
Mm, I agree.
Who?
Yep.
Nope.
I have new evidence of guests plotting something secretly.
Ooh, do tell.
Yes please. 8D
Remember I died in the shipping thread? That was because a guest was viewing it, and they thought it would be fun to shoot me. *sulks*
I totally did not hire that guest.
Oh yeah? *sus*
*Slappy slappy*
Oi! No bickering until we get some hard facts!
*slaps Ally* He has tried to murder me before, you know. Maybe he wants to steal all my favorite books without me being able to strangle him for it.
How'd you kn- I mean no, of course not!
:)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on October 31, 2021, 05:11:15 PM
How'd you kn- I mean no, of course not!
*suspicions confirmed* :-|
What suspicions?
These:
Suspicions
(https://i.postimg.cc/yNxsNnqj/515-C6-A5-A-9-D77-408-E-9-F04-2-C4-D57-AC1188.png) (https://postimg.cc/qNP9bsv6)
He has the guests on his side.
Oh snap
Maybe he was just joking though. I mean, who would side with the guests of all things?
:-\
What?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 12, 2021, 09:44:26 PM
These:Suspicions
(https://i.postimg.cc/yNxsNnqj/515-C6-A5-A-9-D77-408-E-9-F04-2-C4-D57-AC1188.png) (https://postimg.cc/qNP9bsv6)
Ah,
SHOOT.
*at least 3 bullets fly through the air.*
*ded*
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO AIM AT THE OTHER GREEN LEAF!
*At least 100 bullets fly through the air.*
*Further dedding* "Wow, having targeting issues?! 8D"
They aren't very well trained.
*gets hit by bullet*
DON'T AIM AT ME!
*COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DED*
THIS IS THE MOMENT FOR WT-40 THE LATE PARAMEDIC TO SHINE!
Quote from: Ally046 on December 13, 2021, 04:24:44 PM
*COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DED*
I'M HELPING YOU *HEIMLICH MANEUVER CONTINUES*
OUTTA MY WAY
*Necromances Ally for the 2nd time today*
*REMAINES DED*
*Saves Ally using the life-saving HEMILICH MANEUVER.* I'm a hero.
*DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD*
Look how alive she is.
*Cries alone in a corner*
*Puts a sound proof, unpassable barrier around*
*Sits on top of the barrier.*
*Kade is cut in half*
*Teleports the barrier away.*
I also feel very not cut in half.
*Is teleported away with the barrier*
*... but is actually not.*
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Such language!
-•-
I think that might be your third eye.
>•>
It definitely is.
No.
Oh, ok.
-•-
*Pulls a Jeff*
*Pulls an enchanted fork.*
*Doesn't get it*
I'm preparing to defend myself.
*Sigh...*
What? I thought you were going to attack me. Are you not? 'Cause I'd rather you didn't.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 13, 2021, 04:27:13 PM
THIS IS THE MOMENT FOR WT-40 THE LATE PARAMEDIC TO SHINE!
Late as in deceased or not on time?
Aren't those the same thing in this case?
No, it's the patient who will be late if the paramedic is late. Maybe ir would be better to hire a wizard
Perhaps. No chance of being late then.
Or early.
True.
But a wizard (a benevolent one, anyway) will always arrive in time. Often just before it's too late, because wizards are often dramatic.
Well yeah, if they arrived a while before it was too late, then they'd be early. An occurrence they, of course, would never let occur.
I concur.
Thank you.
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2021, 04:40:43 PM
But a wizard (a benevolent one, anyway) will always arrive in time. Often just before it's too late, because wizards are often dramatic.
Drama is a waste of time.
*And all at once, theatre majors from across the world did wail in anguish, for their dreams of struggles were so harshly and truthfully disgraced before all.*
Much as I, personally, dislike drama, I do have to acknowledge all the friends I have who love it and all the films I've enjoyed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 01, 2022, 09:19:07 PM
*And all at once, theatre majors from across the world did wail in anguish, for their dreams of struggles were so harshly and truthfully disgraced before all.*
Oh, come on. ::) People only go to the theater so they can waste time in a practical and entertaining way.
I once failed drama because I was too dramatic
Also the teacher was biased.
How can you fail drama by being too dramatic? Isn't being dramatic the whole point of learning drama?
I'd guess not being realistic enough?
Mm.