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Started by One-Eye the wildcat, June 07, 2019, 05:05:01 PM

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One-Eye the wildcat

I meant like beer, wine, vodka, ect.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Keva Strongbow

*Walks in* U know I never got to drink my Root beer! :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 09, 2019, 02:11:41 AM
Orange juice?

"Incorrect" *Pulls out machete and throws it at the counter*
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

Yikes! U almost hit One-Eye! :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

He is already dead...
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Keva Strongbow

B-but what about my Root beer?! :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

PaulTheMarlfox

"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

One-Eye the wildcat

*appears behind paul* I'M STILL ALIVE! *Shoots paul in the face*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


PaulTheMarlfox

*Collapses starts saying last words* "Did you not have a FUNERAL?!?!?!?!
"What... is the in flight speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-Monty Python And The Holy Grail

One-Eye the wildcat

Yes. They thought I was dead, but unlike @Delthion, I went for the head.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


Jack the Quick

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Delthion

Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Russa Nodrey

Freddy

Ouroboros

@One-Eye the wildcat

Pretty sure you're not going to get much business. Not many people around who are old enough to get in.

Might I suggest setting fire to the place to claim insurance?