Safari Trip

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Welcome friends of the grasses and dirt. Take a seat in this wonderful windowless bus. Today we're going on a safari!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Calls the police* Yeah, I'd like to report an attempted kidnapping.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I WANT TO SHOOT A MONKEY WITH MY KALASHNIKOV!!!!!

[The Grey Coincidence]

I can use Seb and Jack as lion-bait! *Is excited*

[PaulTheMarlfox]

Is terrified of grey's murderous tendencies, forgetting that my own rival his.

[The Grey Coincidence]

Not *murderous* I don't want them dead-dead, just a little scratched up

[Russa Nodrey]

*Still on the phone with the police* Yes sir, his name is Sheev.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev picks up some unusual activity with is keen sniffer*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Sniff, sniff*
Yeah! I smell it too!
*Sniff's armpit*
Oh wait, that's just me...

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*sheev drives the bus along the slim trail*

[Jack the Quick]

*Cops arrive*

[Rosie Willowwater]

 

Sir, I have to ask you to stop and please exit your vehicle.

[Jack the Quick]

*Points towards sheev*
It was all him, officer! He kidnapped us!

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sheev quickly accelerates, leaving the cops in the safari dust*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Realizes he didn't bring any snacks*

Waaaaaaaaait!! Sheevie we have to go back!