This Topic Was Made Using Whaleware

Tiria Wildlough · December 20, 2011, 03:37:14 AM

Hmm...this could be interesting...

DanielofRedwall · December 20, 2011, 07:24:23 AM

Need more money for Whaleware? Sell your kids! They don't understand the bond you share with Whaleware!

I didn't come up with that one.

Tiria Wildlough · December 20, 2011, 07:39:45 AM

Quote from: DanielofRedwall on December 20, 2011, 07:24:23 AM
Need more money for Whaleware? Sell your kids! They don't understand the bond you share with Whaleware!

I didn't come up with that one.

Be glad you didn't, 'cos I was going to kill you for that.

DanielofRedwall · December 20, 2011, 12:36:41 PM

Matthias720 · December 20, 2011, 01:16:39 PM

Whaleware has been clinically proven to not not cause harm to turtles in any way.

DanielofRedwall · December 20, 2011, 02:59:02 PM

Side effects include nose bleeding, itchy and dry skin, ulcers, broken limbs and in some rare cases cancer of the funny bone.

Matthias720 · December 20, 2011, 04:46:27 PM

Quote from: some kind of Whaleware commercialWhaleware! Apply DIRECTLY to the forehead!

Coobreedan · December 20, 2011, 08:40:57 PM

I sold my kids already! And they don't even exist yet!

DanielofRedwall · December 21, 2011, 04:59:57 AM

The things that can defeat a death defying braver:

1. Whaleware.
2. Weasels.
3. Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Testa.

Tiria Wildlough · December 21, 2011, 05:01:30 AM

And I supppose Chuck Norris uses Whaleware?

DanielofRedwall · December 21, 2011, 08:33:46 AM

He does, that is mentioned on the website.

Tiria Wildlough · December 21, 2011, 12:02:54 PM

I figured. But otters don't use Whaleware, so I don't care about it.

Matthias720 · December 21, 2011, 12:53:05 PM

Otters? Nope, just Whaleware.

DanielofRedwall · December 21, 2011, 01:07:46 PM

Chuck Testa? Nope, just Whaleware.

Matthias720 · December 21, 2011, 01:15:00 PM

There are over 9000 uses for Whaleware!

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