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Ebantu the Kararehe

#1680
June 05, 2020, 11:29:20 PM
"Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn." Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle (The studio Ghibli film, not the book. There's a similar quote in the book, but I can't remember it exactly.)
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1681
June 05, 2020, 11:30:04 PM
"Thundering Typhoons!" -Captain Haddock
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1682
June 06, 2020, 12:16:44 AM
Captain Haddock (when his bottle of whiskey gets shot): Revenge! Revenge! REVENGE! *begins running after the people who shot his whiskey bottle* Swine! ...Jellyfish! ...Tramps! ...Troglodytes! ...Toffee-noses! ...
Tintin: Captain! Stop, Captain!...You'll get yourself killed!
Captain Haddock: Savages! ...Aztecs! ...Toads! ...Carpet-sellers! ...Iconoclasts!
Tintin: Some saint must watch over drunkards! ...It's a miracle he hasn't been hit.
Captain Haddock: Rats! ...Ectoplasms! ...Freshwater swabs! ...Bashi-bazouks! ...Cannibals! ...Caterpillars! ...Cowards! ...Baboons! ...Parasites! ...Pockmarks! ...
Tintin: Great snakes!... He's got them on the run!
Captain Haddock (swinging his rifle around his head): ...and if you come back you'll feel my rifle-butt! *hits himself in the head with his rifle-butt and falls over*

(From The Crab with the Golden Claws)
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1683
June 06, 2020, 12:25:14 AM
Captain Haddock: What is this peculiar liquid? There's no bouquet. It's completely transparent.
Lieutenant Delcourt: Why, it's water.
Captain Haddock: What will they think of next?

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1684
June 06, 2020, 12:27:30 AM
Hah! I love that one. :laugh:
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1685
June 06, 2020, 12:29:36 AM
 ^-^

Captain Haddock: I have a beard? SINCE WHEN DID I HAVE A BEARD?!


Tintin: What have you done?
Captain Haddock: I lit a wee fire...
Tintin: IN A BOAT?!
Tintin: (after explosion) Well, this is a fine mess.


"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1686
June 06, 2020, 12:32:09 AM
(Please note: The explosion happened because Cpt. Haddock tried to put the fire out by pouring whiskey on it.)
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1687
June 06, 2020, 12:40:03 AM
(What she said)

Captain Haddock: My memory isn't the way it used to be.
Tintin: What did it used to be?
Captain Haddock: I've forgotten.

Tintin: We've got bad news. We've only got one bullet.
Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
Tintin: We've got one bullet.

Captain Haddock: You do know what you're doing, right?
Tintin: Relax. I interviewed a pilot once!

Captain Haddock: Nobody takes my ship!
Tintin: They've already taken it.
Captain Haddock: But nobody takes my ship twice!

Silk: I'm not a bad person. I'm a kleptomaniac.
Thomson: A what?
Inspector Thompson: It's fear of open spaces.
Thomson: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

Red Rackham: Kill his men! 

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#1688
June 06, 2020, 12:43:30 AM
(I had a puppy who was a kleptomaniac for a while. She had a nest of pilfered items on the lawn. She stole an electrician's massive work boot once. :P)
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Sebias of Redwall

#1689
June 06, 2020, 12:44:21 AM
Oof. XD
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Captain Wortshire

#1690
June 06, 2020, 06:12:09 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 06, 2020, 12:40:03 AM
(What she said)

Captain Haddock: My memory isn't the way it used to be.
Tintin: What did it used to be?
Captain Haddock: I've forgotten.

Tintin: We've got bad news. We've only got one bullet.
Captain Haddock: What's the good news?
Tintin: We've got one bullet.

Captain Haddock: You do know what you're doing, right?
Tintin: Relax. I interviewed a pilot once!

Captain Haddock: Nobody takes my ship!
Tintin: They've already taken it.
Captain Haddock: But nobody takes my ship twice!

Silk: I'm not a bad person. I'm a kleptomaniac.
Thomson: A what?
Inspector Thompson: It's fear of open spaces.
Thomson: Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets in the living room.

Red Rackham: Kill his men! 


The Adventures of Tintin, one of the greatest animated films, (in my opinion of course)
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Jetthebinturong

#1691
June 07, 2020, 03:02:21 AM
Sniper 1: Pick your gun up.
Sniper 2: Why? There's no one there.
Sniper 1: You're right. They've all gone to ground.
Sniper 2: I don't mind. Good luck to them.
Sniper 1: Shut it! Wait a minute. There's one! It's alright. I'll have him. Just let him get a little closer.
Sniper 2: Wait! He's not a drone.
Sniper 1: He's fair game! And you're headed that way! Alright. Come on! Come and say hello!
*The Doctor creeps up behind them*
Doctor: Hello!
Sniper 1: Get back! I'll use the gun!
Doctor: Yes, I imagine you will. You like guns, don't you?
Sniper 1: This is a specialised weapon. It's designed for roof duty, designed for long range. I've never used one up close before.
Sniper 2: Let him go!
Sniper 1: No!
Doctor: No. In fact, let him come a little closer.
Sniper 1: Stay where you are!
Doctor: Why? Scared? Why should you be scared? You're the one with a gun.
Sniper 1: That's right!
Doctor: And you like guns, don't you?
Sniper 2: He'll kill you!
Doctor: Of course he will, that's what guns are for. Pull a trigger, end a life. Simple isn't it?
Sniper 1: Yes.
Doctor: Makes sense doesn't it?
Sniper 1: Yes!
Doctor: A life. Killing life.
Sniper 2: Who are you?
Doctor: Shut up! Why don't you do it then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger. End my life.
Sniper 1: ... No.
Doctor: Why not?
Sniper 1: I can't!
Doctor: Why not?
Sniper 1: I don't know.
Doctor: No you don't, do you?
*The Doctor pulls the gun out of the Sniper's hands. He points at the other sniper*
Doctor: Throw away your gun.
~ Doctor Who: The Happiness Patrol

The scene

[close]
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Sebias of Redwall

#1692
June 07, 2020, 06:19:00 PM
I'm just saying, in the immortal words of the mighty Thor, 'when something looks too perfect, it probably sucks'!

Oh! I am hurt! I am very much hurt!

So, how hard to you think we really need to look? I'm thinking some passing glances might do the trick

Come on. Ruff. Stop. Thorstons don't beg. Except for food, or money, or housing. Or any other thing that we need. Hmm, you know what? This isn't a good argument.

-Tuffnut, HTTYD.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Tinarandel

#1693
June 07, 2020, 07:02:07 PM Last Edit: June 07, 2020, 07:03:45 PM by Tinarandel
Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember:

Nothing is true.

Where other men are limited by their morality or law, remember:

Everything is permitted.

We work in the dark to serve the light.

We are Assassins.

Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent. Hide in plain sight. Never compromise the Brotherhood.

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

~Assassin's Creed.
"The oldest and greatest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and greatest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."~H.P. Lovecraft.

"Try not to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."~William Faulkner.

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light."~Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"Knowledge is a weapon. I intend to be formidably armed." ~Terry Goodkind.

Sebias of Redwall

#1694
June 07, 2020, 07:05:56 PM
Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.
Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path... One that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass... And then you see it.
Pippin: What? Gandalf?... See what?
Gandalf: White shores... and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.
Pippin: [smiling] Well, that isn't so bad.
Gandalf: [softly] No... No it isn't.

"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!
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