Russa's Restaurant

[Tam and Martin]

............She isn't married..............

[Jukka the Sling]

Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?

*Is starting to piece things together.*

I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*

Sooo...what happened that made you freak out and swear like that?

[Tam and Martin]

That is what I am wondering.....

[Cornflower MM]

............She isn't married..............

No. You see, the boyfriend had trouble divorcing his ex wife, and then someone gave them moonshine cherries. Enough said.

Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?

*Is starting to piece things together.*

I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*

Sooo...what happened that made you freak out and swear like that?

Cameron, that's what. And, yes, I'm a profane little thing. Must Southerners are.

[Jukka the Sling]

...Moonshine cherries...?

[Cornflower MM]

Yes. Or was it chocolate dipped moonshine cherries?.......

[Jukka the Sling]

*Is still confused*

[Cornflower MM]

Cherries that have been soaked in moonshine, a alcoholic beverage. Good grief, you don't know about moonshine?

[Jukka the Sling]

Yeah, I know what moonshine is, but I'm not sure what that has to do with your sister and her boyfriend...

[Tam and Martin]

............She isn't married..............

No. You see, the boyfriend had trouble divorcing his ex wife, and then someone gave them moonshine cherries. Enough said.

Wait......Was this guy an adult? Or was he your sister's age....?

*Is starting to piece things together.*

I'd say twenty five. Now, my sister's ten years older than me. With a baby girl. And a boyfriend to whoim she is devoted. . . HOLY ****! I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! SIS, DO NOT COME VISIT ME ANY MORE! *Tears around, wondering what the **** to do*

Sooo...what happened that made you freak out and swear like that?

Cameron, that's what. And, yes, I'm a profane little thing. Must Southerners are.

Ahem.

I do have a habit of......yeah......Sometimes........Swearing........

Southerner.

And about the moonshine cherries......

Well........

[Cornflower MM]

Yeah, I know what moonshine is, but I'm not sure what that has to do with your sister and her boyfriend...

Ay yi yi. They ate the moonshine cherries, got drunk, and decided to. . . None of us wanna know.

Ahem.

I do have a habit of......yeah......Sometimes........Swearing........

Southerner.

And about the moonshine cherries......

Well........

 

See? Southerners are profane. It happens.

[Tam and Martin]

Oh..... :/


Yes Rednecks are.....weird....

[Cornflower MM]

Not so complicated, is it?

[Tam and Martin]

No.

[Cornflower MM]

There we go, then!