The person below me

[Russa Nodrey]

True.

TPBM has a sinus infection.

[Jukka the Sling]

False.

TPBM knows what Anne Sullivan's actual name was.

[Mhera]

No. Who's Anne Sullivan?

TPBM has eaten a bug before.

[Søren]

Yes, a chocolate covered cricket. Tasted like the candy "Crunch", ironically.
TPBM has been listening to a lot of "Shut Up and Dance".

[Banya]

False.

Ninja'd:
True.  Hasn't everyone had one of these?  No?

@Mhera: in simplified terms, Helen Keller's teacher.

TPBM wore shorts today.

[Søren]

False, khakis.
TPBM has a food they absolutely won't ever eat.

[Banya]

True.  Lasagna.

TPBM is in a youth group.

[Mhera]

No, unless you're counting groups outside of church (I think I'm the only teenager in my church right now for certain reasons, mainly funny demographics).

@Anne Sullivan fact: Ah, thanks.

TPBM has lit fireworks before.

[Luftwaffles]

True.

The person below me has read a critically acclaimed book and absolutely hated it.

[Banya]

True.  Lord of the Flies, anyone?

TPBM is in pj's.

[Rainshadow]

  Hai.  In my pajamas and buried under the covers because it's really cold in my room. 

True.  Lasagna.

  *Eye twitch*  Y-you don't like lasagna?!          (Eh, that's okay; I don't like popcorn, but it seems like almost every other intelligent life form out there does, so...  )

  TPBM doesn't like popcorn.

[Luftwaffles]

I don't hate it, but I'm not eager to eat it neither.

True.  Lord of the Flies, anyone?

TPBM is in pj's.

You know? That book is mentioned in Hearts in Atlantis by Stephen King and he made it sound really good (or at least that's what I think he did, it's been a long time since I last read it).

The person below me has played countless hours of Counter-Strike.

[Rainshadow]

  *Blank look*  What is this "Counter-Strike" that you speak of?

  TPBM should probably be asleep right now.

[Dibbun Against Bedtime]

False. It's 4:00 in the afternoon!

TPBM is cool.

[Søren]

TPBM is listening to music with headphones.