Uncorrupt-a-Circumstance

[shisteer of nothing much]

Because you've been learning heaps of other stuff that aren't part of your curriculum but will be very helpful to life.

My arm got chopped off in an accident at work and now I can't play the piano.

[PanopticEmu]

you didn't like playing the piano anyway, and it was due to a workplace accident, so now you get paid compensation for the rest of your life.

I got sentenced to 50 years in gaol for something I didn't do.