Hello everybody! Today we are about to put the drama back into your entire family getting dramatically murdered. It's the Redwall Abbey Talkshow! Today, we have the wonderful...
Hi. Banya. I'm a Hufflepuff.
Quote from: Banya on January 12, 2016, 01:24:06 PM
Hi. Banya. I'm a Hufflepuff.
Hello, Banya. So there's been a lot of chaos in the Forum Prom recently. How do you feel about that?
I'll tell you how I feel about it, I love it.
Quote from: Banya on January 12, 2016, 01:24:06 PM
Hi. Banya. I'm a Hufflepuff.
Ah, Hufflepuff! Nice house, wot! I'm a little Ravenclaw hare!
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on January 12, 2016, 03:15:14 PM
Quote from: Banya on January 12, 2016, 01:24:06 PM
Hi. Banya. I'm a Hufflepuff.
Ah, Hufflepuff! Nice house, wot! I'm a little Ravenclaw hare!
If we are talking about houses I'm a Slytherin... Please don't kill me. XP
Also a Slytherin.
Yeah, I'm not alone. ;D
Y'all had to go to school! I was so good they let me skip it.
Ooh! Houses? I'm a fairly large Victorian-style house in a fairly urban area in a big town that likes to think it's a city. I have two stories and a very nice kitchen!
*Coughs* I think Rus is a smart mouth Ravenclaw...
I live under a bridge, my hobbies include: Wargaming, Painting, and Eating Small Kidnapped Children. I keep the leftovers in my foot-length beard.
...
*Changes channel*
*Shoves Rain aside and changes it back.*
The FNN has prior history.
I'm a Hufflepuff and proud ;D
*walks onto stage* Good evening. Today, we will discuss what colors we appreciate the most. What do the colors you care for cause you to feel and why? Don't feel nervous, there is simply no wrong answer to this thought-provoking question. It is completely acceptable to take a moment and consider your answer- *cough* my apologies, I - *wheeze* *hack* *twitch* There sees to be something happening in my lungs. It is quite unpleasant. *gargle* *gasp* *cough* I - I am unsure of what it happening at this moment, but I - *Twitch twitch twitch twitch twitch* *pulls out a machete* oh dear, how did this machete mysteriously appear in my hands? *starts beheading everybody* This... this is actually quite enjoyable! I think I shall keep this machete!
...
*Runs away from Eul*
I have observed that nearly all the guests in this audience that I beheaded have exclaimed one simple word: Ouch. I believe it is a sign! This machete shall now be known as Ouch! My apologies, it is not very polite to shout. *gracefully chases after Amber in a very lady-like manner*
*Dumps bucket of icy water on Eul*
*Stands up*
*Draws pistol and shoots Eulalia*
*Sits down*
Machete-wielding maniacs never seem to account for the fact that there might be a pistol-wielding megalomaniac in the audience.
...
Quote from: Izeroth on January 13, 2016, 02:05:17 AM
*Stands up*
*Draws pistol and shoots Eulalia*
*Sits down*
Machete-wielding maniacs never seem to account for the fact that there might be a pistol-wielding megalomaniac in the audience.
Ahem.
*disentigrates Izeroth with laser pistol* Never bring a ballistic weapon to an energy weapon fight.
*picks up machete, pressing a button on it* *machete explodes, killing everybody* I may have died with you guys, but I still won.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on January 13, 2016, 03:13:51 AM
*picks up machete, pressing a button on it* *machete explodes, killing everybody* I may have died with you guys, but I still won.
You underestimate my power.... Armor. I win.
...
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 12, 2016, 02:13:52 PM
Quote from: Banya on January 12, 2016, 01:24:06 PM
Hi. Banya. I'm a Hufflepuff.
Hello, Banya. So there's been a lot of chaos in the Forum Prom recently. How do you feel about that?
Jolly good time, that's for sure. It all makes for a good show, though I'm glad to not really be part of it.
*Ressurects all the dead people in the audience to be my eternal servants* Don't. Kill. People. In. My. Studio!
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
*goes and sits down*
Cant argue with the skeleton guards. *sits*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
They look like synths.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 13, 2016, 05:07:00 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
They look like synths.
SYNTHS DON'T EXIST YOU LITTLE CODDPFA ACBAJGRFAGJ AYGCABNGFCJ AIGFHBERG7DHABY!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 08:36:34 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 13, 2016, 05:07:00 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
They look like synths.
SYNTHS DON'T EXIST YOU LITTLE CODDPFA ACBAJGRFAGJ AYGCABNGFCJ AIGFHBERG7DHABY!
You know who would say that? A synth... Who didn't even kno they're a synth.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 13, 2016, 11:58:30 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 08:36:34 AM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 13, 2016, 05:07:00 AM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
They look like synths.
SYNTHS DON'T EXIST YOU LITTLE CODDPFA ACBAJGRFAGJ AYGCABNGFCJ AIGFHBERG7DHABY!
You know who would say that? A synth... Who didn't even kno they're a synth.
GET OUT OF MY STUDIO!
*Is delighted by the chaos.*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
Cool there are skeleton guards. ;D
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Welcome to the Cellars. You couldn't find anything scarier than this :P
Quote from: Faiyloe on January 13, 2016, 03:21:58 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 05:03:19 AM
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
Yes. Now, the skeleton guard will escort you to your seats.
Cool there are skeleton guards. ;D
Got them off of Nagash for 25 bucks each! Cheap, I know.
That's not the way to get guards. If they don't wanna come you kill one and say you'll do that to the rest if they don't cooperate.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 14, 2016, 03:16:03 PM
That's not the way to get guards. If they don't wanna come you kill one and say you'll do that to the rest if they don't cooperate.
Killing them all and raising them is even better. Now, to your seat!
My troops haven't finished setting it up yet.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 14, 2016, 11:12:11 PM
My troops haven't finished setting it up yet.
*Skeleton guards kill Vilu's troops* *Resurrects them as undead* You have a seat already. It's with everybody else.
S.S. troops Ash, your skeletons don't know how to kill them. And that is my seat. *Points to a huge solid gold, gem encrusted, throne with silk cushions.* My gems are imported from across the universe.
That is one expensive seat Vilu. How on earth did you afford it when the Daskarian Imperium is fifty-six quintillion credits in debt to the Elestrian Monarchy?
*Guffaws uncontrollingly* That is ill-gotten wealth! And your Imperium's wealth is just nothing but sticky gooey amoeba! Hahahahaha!
*Pulverises the heads of Vilu's soldiers with magic* *Has the throne carried away by undead ogres* To your assigned seat, or out!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 15, 2016, 08:38:03 AM
*Pulverises the heads of Vilu's soldiers with magic* *Has the throne carried away by undead ogres* To your assigned seat, or out!
Wait, you're at war with the Daskarium Imperium? The Galactic Empire offers an alliance.
Why not? Anything to get these Daskarian Imperium idiots out.
Down with the mudface trashy Imperium!! *whacks Vilu's soldiers with magic fan, three at a time*
Ash, you don't want to rip them into more pieces, that only increases their numbers. Sand, I don't know where you get your crazy ideas but keep it up, I could always use a new jester. Now, I have not time for gangsters and local crime lords, I've got executions to deal with, planets to destroy, pathetic rebellions to crush, and make a few new laws.
*remains sitting, staring around*
Quote from: Banya on January 15, 2016, 09:42:30 PM
*remains sitting, staring around*
You seem sane, can I sit with you?
Absolutely! *pats seat next to me*
I'd rather now waste my time proving it, no matter how much convincing evidence I get you'll still say I'm crazy.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 15, 2016, 11:56:50 PM
I'd rather now waste my time proving it, no matter how much convincing evidence I get you'll still say I'm crazy.
Yes, you are crazy. ;D
*whispers to Galli* They're all crazy.
Quote from: aimlessgallivanter on January 13, 2016, 04:58:16 AM
does every thread in the cellars eventually turn to to mass murder and chaos?
No. It
immediately turns into mass murder and chaos.
Quote from: Banya on January 16, 2016, 12:10:43 AM
*whispers to Galli* They're all crazy.
I'm not crazy, just misunderstood.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 16, 2016, 02:25:21 AM
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Quote from: Banya on January 16, 2016, 12:10:43 AM
*whispers to Galli* They're all crazy.
I'm not crazy, just misunderstood.
Like a shark. Suuure.
SHARKS ARE MISUNDERSTOOD, OKAY? WE HUMIES ARE THE ONES KILLING THEM AND GIVING THEM A BAD NAME!
*Forcibly evicts Vilu from the studio* *Turns his troops into undead* Now, everybody, please take your seats!
Quote from: Banya on January 16, 2016, 12:10:43 AM
*whispers to Galli* They're all crazy.
*whispers back*
yes im beginning to realize that
*Walks back in.* My troops were already undead, they were alive.
This talk show only turned to violence because good people are to afraid to act. Probably because of the violence. We must stand firm in the face of tyranny and if, in so doing, we are faced with war we shall not fall away into the shadows of defeat but rise up to face the challenge placed before us. Is it not a new challenge that we as people of the forum face every day? Are we so petty and foolish to think that by not standing for what we believe in that our enemies, those who would seek to hold us under their whim, by laying down and letting them step over us that they would throw away their weapons and live in peace? For how many times has war been fought in the name of peace? There is a reason for every battle that is fought, for every hurdle that is leapt, and every challenge that is overcome. So often war is fought in the name of peace, and only though strength and sacrifice are good things found.
So stand with me my fellow members. Do not be trampled by fear of death or pain. You must decide with me what in life is worth fighting for. No one can make that choice for you, and while others will try they cannot do great things alone. Many know in their hearts that the only true way towards peace is though. Surrender. But the greater risk is found not in peace but in the impression of peace, which is appeasement. And this my comrades is what our enemies do not understand, that while they will give us appeasement, they give nothing else. Living under their thumb is no life, but slavery. Is that how far you will go to find peace? To falter under these tyrants? To squirm under their control?
So gather your courage, strike out with me for honor. Let not those who would oppress you do so anymore. All bullies are cowards at heart, and so should we stand together in a united front against these terrorist of forum violence so they shall fall away. It is not though peaceful means that peace is found. But though courage, honor, and justice. We must have courage to uphold our honor, and honor to find justice, and justice to find our courage. One cannot be without its counterpart. And so it is with good and evil. While evil remains there shall always be a tiny speck of light, and where good resides there shall always be a blotch of evil.
So be the one who stands for good. And when that day comes where evil shall triumph and your fellows ask, "Where were you when we fell?" Do not be the one to answer in mumbled tones, for you are to shamed to admit you were scared. Be the one to say you left everything you had to give out on the field. Be the one who fought to the end against tyranny. And be sure you were the first to go, and the last to leave the good fight.
*Rumples my speech notes and takes my seat.*
I think he just told everyone to fight me. *Points at Sand.* *S.S.s move in.* *S.S. grabs Sand.* *Sand and the S.S. disappear.* On with the show!
*shadowtroopers rescue Sand from the S.S. and return him to where he was*
*Shakes head.* That is a horrible Sandpaw dummy. I had Sand teleported somewhere else.
*Taps Vilu on the shoulder.*
You ought to know better then to try and teleport me anywhere. Didn't you know I had mastered teleportation technology a long time ago. Jet used to think it was funny to teleport me into black holes so I had to come up with a counter. Oh and your S.S. dudes will live, but when they wake up they might be a little confused. I would suggest lots of water. ;)
Oh and thank you Sage, even though it didn't turn out for much. Its the thought that counts.
Clever, I'll need to upgrade Prison Topic Two. And of course they'll live, you don't know the weakness.
*Revs up chainsaw* GET OUT OF MY STUDIO, VILU!
Calm down my good badger, you can't just order an emperor around.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 18, 2016, 11:06:41 PM
Calm down my good badger, you can't just order an emperor around.
*has a novel idea* *steals
krabby patty S.S. Formula and administers it to self* I'm now invincible.
OH YES I CAN!
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 18, 2016, 11:07:42 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 18, 2016, 11:06:41 PM
Calm down my good badger, you can't just order an emperor around.
*has a novel idea* *steals krabby patty S.S. Formula and administers it to self* I'm now invincible.
Ah yes, the
krabby patty S.S. Formula, one of my greatest poisons. First the drinker becomes invincible for two seconds, then if wears off and he is slowly eaten from the inside.
OK I guess you can order me around, I just wont listen.
*Kicks Vilu out* DON'T COME IN AGAIN IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SIT DOWN QUIETLY!
*Facepaw*
*Comes in.* *Grabs Ash by the foot paws.* *Swings him around quickly.* *Lets go.*
*Decapitates Vilu while he's swing me around* *Lands in my seat* *Watches Vilu's corpse fall down the stairs*
...
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a great show for you tonight. We have the wonderful (Ask to be the interviewed person) .
Hi.
*Reattaches head.* I thought this was rated G.
As soon as Godmodding came in it became R.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 19, 2016, 12:02:45 AM
*Reattaches head.* I thought this was rated G.
It's rated M for murder.
Are you sure that isn't M for Manslaughter? It doesn't seem like a lot of premeditation happened here... Or prethought... Or any thought at all, for that matter...
I knew this would happen. That's why the undead are there.
Ah you guys are being ridiculous, its definitely rated PG17.
*clears throat, then faces to audience* Parental Advisory: This show is rated SPG - Strong Parental Guidance for ridiculous displays of Violence and Horror. Back to you guys.
*Steps up on stage*
Today I will be interviewing a few people on how they think the discussion boards should be reinvigorated. Miss Dotti, if you would please explain your views on the matter.
*giggles while reading a magazine* Well, I think that boards will include anything that catches mental attention, likes games that challenge us, some random trinkets and stuff we scatter around, et cetera. I think I've had enough of these crazy bloody Nargle stuff those guys at the back are doing! *chuckle*
*watches from the edge of the stage*
So, has everybody been killing each other in my absence?
Quote from: Lady Amber on January 19, 2016, 11:12:46 PM
So, has everybody been killing each other in my absence?
*hides laser pistol behind back* No.
*Eats laser pistol.* CANNIBALISM HAS DESCENDED ON THE FORUM TALKSHOW!!! FEEL IT'S WRATH!!! *Eats a few of the audience then sits down again.*
*Cuts off Del's head*
Quote from: Delthion on January 19, 2016, 11:14:13 PM
*Eats laser pistol.* CANNIBALISM HAS DESCENDED ON THE FORUM TALKSHOW!!! FEEL IT'S WRATH!!! *Eats a few of the audience then sits down again.*
Del, have you ever had pure blood? *holds up bucket of blood*
*Two new heads grow back in the place of the old one. Laps up blood.* ;D
*Stares* So, killing AND cannibalism has ensued in my absence. I expected no less.
*Picks up Del's head and shrinks it, then holds Del's tiny shriveled up head for the camera.*
Mr. Delthion could you please explain the fascinating culture of cannibals to our audience?
*blood is laced with super powerful, totally irreversible poison* There. *Del is foaming at the mouth* Die slowly. *Del is writhing on the floor, already dead* Those movements? Just muscle spasms.
Actually, cannibalism only started when you came back. *Eats Amber. Starts eating the rest of the audience.*
HUMAN FLESH SHALL GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!! *Eats Sage.*
*Head says.*
Eat people while grinning.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2016, 04:08:48 PM
*Steps up on stage*
Today I will be interviewing a few people on how they think the discussion boards should be reinvigorated. Miss Dotti, if you would please explain your views on the matter.
IT'S MY SHOW!
*Chainsaws Delthion's head*
*Eats Ash's Chainsaw.*
This is pretty much a documentary of the Cellars...
::)
Yes, except its a talk show, and you are simply the founder not the host. I stepped up when you started chainsawing people. As much as your sponsors want to have a show where they see constant confusing combat going on all the time the corporation decided that a much more reasonable host was required.
Ahem. On a lighter note. We will be taking guest speakers to come on a talk about Soren's lack of stability and control as Forum president. Later we will hear Mr. Gonff's rebuttal to these claims. Mr. Jet, if you would please elaborate why Skarzs might have made a better president then Soren.
What's going on?
Quote from: Delthion on January 19, 2016, 11:17:41 PM
Actually, cannibalism only started when you came back. *Eats Amber. Starts eating the rest of the audience.*
HUMAN FLESH SHALL GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!! *Eats Sage.*
*Head says.*
Eat people while grinning.
*Is not eaten* *Sits down in a chair*
@Corny: DEATH AND CARNAGE is what's going on.
Yeah, bye. *Mutters about crazy people* *Leaves*
The cameras haven't even been turned on. And, I am my own sponsor. Now, get in your seat!
*Permanantly removes Delthion from my studio*
Certainly Mr. Sandpaw. But first I must correct you, Soren is the president of the Cellars, not the forum. My answer is that he wouldn't. The Cellars cannot and should not be controlled.
Trying to control the Cellars is like trying to attach the ocean to your chariot.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2016, 11:25:08 PM
Yes, except its a talk show, and you are simply the founder not the host. I stepped up when you started chainsawing people. As much as your sponsors want to have a show where they see constant confusing combat going on all the time the corporation decided that a much more reasonable host was required.
Ahem. On a lighter note. We will be taking guest speakers to come on a talk about Soren's lack of stability and control as Forum president. Later we will hear Mr. Gonff's rebuttal to these claims. Mr. Jet, if you would please elaborate why Skarzs might have made a better president then Soren.
We have a president??
Quote from: rachel25 on January 20, 2016, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 19, 2016, 11:25:08 PM
Yes, except its a talk show, and you are simply the founder not the host. I stepped up when you started chainsawing people. As much as your sponsors want to have a show where they see constant confusing combat going on all the time the corporation decided that a much more reasonable host was required.
Ahem. On a lighter note. We will be taking guest speakers to come on a talk about Soren's lack of stability and control as Forum president. Later we will hear Mr. Gonff's rebuttal to these claims. Mr. Jet, if you would please elaborate why Skarzs might have made a better president then Soren.
We have a president??
A false traitor.
When did it happen?
Must have missed that.
Thank you Mr. Jet for the correction and the confirmation that Soren is indeed incapable of controlling the cellars. Though are the cellars truly uncontrollable? We have a second guest speaker here Mr. Vilu, ruler of the Daskar Empire claiming he can control the cellars with a iron fist. Is this true? We have seen some substantial results already, however only marginal success.
Mr. Vilu. Would you please explain to the audience how you plan to bring a amoeba of randomness such as the cellars into order? Also would you be so kind as to list your current success and failure ratio?
*throws popcorn at the stage*
Do y'all really want to see how someone can control the Cellars?
Yes.
No.
Don't listen to Jet, everyone knows gatekeepers are much saner than cellarbests.
(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/drink/popcorn-and-drink-smiley-emoticon.gif) *Watches in amusement*
Don't be amused, it will only encourage Jukka.
Encourage her to do what?
'Ruskar.'
RUSKAR IS SOOO CYOOOT!!!!
Yes, I like sunken ships too.
C'mon, you guys always team up. You're practically "married" already...
Always?
Always. You even team up when fighting Ruskar...
That doesn't count.
And creating Tamask...
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2016, 04:24:58 PM
Thank you Mr. Jet for the correction and the confirmation that Soren is indeed incapable of controlling the cellars. Though are the cellars truly uncontrollable? We have a second guest speaker here Mr. Vilu, ruler of the Daskar Empire claiming he can control the cellars with a iron fist. Is this true? We have seen some substantial results already, however only marginal success.
Mr. Vilu. Would you please explain to the audience how you plan to bring a amoeba of randomness such as the cellars into order? Also would you be so kind as to list your current success and failure ratio?
*Kicks Sand off the stage* *Turns on cameras* Hello, everybody, it's the Forum talkshow!
Quote from: Mask on January 20, 2016, 11:18:00 PM
RUSKAR IS SOOO CYOOOT!!!!
Yes, we're adorable!
Quote from: Mask on January 20, 2016, 11:20:11 PM
C'mon, you guys always team up. You're practically "married" already...
I know!
Quote from: Mask on January 20, 2016, 11:22:03 PM
Always. You even team up when fighting Ruskar...
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 20, 2016, 11:22:41 PM
That doesn't count.
Yes, it does!
(I'm only joking.)
EDIT: Oops, I just said all that on camera.
The more you fight it, the more we ship it...
But if I don't fight it and instead support it, you'll ship it even harder! I'm doomed!
Aye.
Eeek!
The ship shall float!
*Drills holes in the ship* No, it won't.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVMF4pV6mgx9hCljDCS9ZoB0pCvXw3u2__dkLDHjL5v54iGc8NMp4IYA)
Nice ship! Reminds me of you and Tam... ;D
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGtBCRSLTVebWMsUbWRubwJdnxwBaqRMQ6MdOc7M0okbx-6XUoZFtdxTVK)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 20, 2016, 11:39:53 PM
*Drills holes in the ship* No, it won't.
Your ship is made of steel, you can't drill holes in it.
@Mask: What a cheery smile.
*Cries bitter tears*
*sets Sand on fire*
*Rebuilds ship*
*builds miniature ship with popsicle sticks*
*Bitter tears put out the fire.*
*Eats everything.*
*Eats Del.*
*Eats plot.*
*Eats Mask.*
*Eats Mask, too.*
...This is becoming disturbing quickly.
*Eats disturbing quickly.*
*Eats Mask while she is eating Disturbing Quickly.*
I have converted another to the cause!
*Stops eating.*
*Eats Mask while she stops eating.*
*Stops being eaten.*
*Eats Mask while she stops Being Eaten.*
*Eats awesomsauce.*
You are what you eat...
(You should be worried right now, Del.)
This isn't a talk show anymore, now it's just a... Well, it's like a cooking show, but without any cooking, and all of the judges are rabid.
*Kicks Mask and Del off the show and they can never come back*
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on January 21, 2016, 05:10:58 AM
This isn't a talk show anymore, now it's just a... Well, it's like a cooking show, but without any cooking, and all of the judges are rabid.
Again, if I was Ash, that would now be in my signature.
Quote from: Mask on January 21, 2016, 05:13:28 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on January 21, 2016, 05:10:58 AM
This isn't a talk show anymore, now it's just a... Well, it's like a cooking show, but without any cooking, and all of the judges are rabid.
Again, if I was Ash, that would now be in my signature.
Hi it's me don't have enough words in the word limit.
I say the best things when I'm tired... Apparently. I'm not even sure what I said... DX
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
Agh! I keep getting Ninja'd...
Hah! Swordsaged!
D&D again?
Indeed! Swordsage is a cheesy class from a cheesy book. They're like wuxia magic ninjas, they're... Kinda strange.
You know, Rus, I never have the slightest idea what you're talking about when you go into gamer mode...
So, Rus, how do you feel about Pathfinder?
*sets fire to studio*
Quote from: rachel25 on January 21, 2016, 08:50:05 AM
*sets fire to studio*
*Bloodbends Rachel into the flames*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 20, 2016, 11:24:59 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on January 20, 2016, 04:24:58 PM
Thank you Mr. Jet for the correction and the confirmation that Soren is indeed incapable of controlling the cellars. Though are the cellars truly uncontrollable? We have a second guest speaker here Mr. Vilu, ruler of the Daskar Empire claiming he can control the cellars with a iron fist. Is this true? We have seen some substantial results already, however only marginal success.
Mr. Vilu. Would you please explain to the audience how you plan to bring a amoeba of randomness such as the cellars into order? Also would you be so kind as to list your current success and failure ratio?
It's actually the Daskarian Imperium, please get it right. Yes, it is true, I just haven't been trying very hard. I like to give my citizens some elbow room. It's actually quite simple, first I gain the moderators trust and become a Local then Global moderator, next I wait till I become an Administrator, then I fire the rest of the staff, next I ban the former staff members, and then I rule the entire forum with an iron fist with King Groddil at my side, banning all who oppose me.
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