Join Ashleg's horde!

[Ashleg]

*plays a huge annoying trumpet*
We have board games, and hot cocoa, and jigsaw puzzles...! :0

[Groddil]

Why not?
*Drinks hot cocoa and burns tongue.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

More claimants, eh? Pledge fealty to the Lifesight Beavers and you shall not be annihilated in a flash of flame.

[Ashleg]

The Beavers will soon have their downfall, it is wisest to join us.
*throws hot cocoa at you*

Groddil, you're my deputy.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

The Beavers will soon have their downfall, it is wisest to join us.
*throws hot cocoa at you*

Groddil, you're my deputy.

*Hot cocoa is drunk by bodyguard* I appreciate the gesture. You upstarts with your edible weaponry will be annihilated by us.

[Ashleg]

H-how dare you?
We have taken over Redwall using only the power of hot cocoa. But, fine.
You won't stand a chance...Against the secret weapon! >:0
*summons a giant whale to squash you*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Uses flying tractor to bisect the whale*  *Is covered in blood and gore* A stutter is the sure sign of the weak ruler. Join me or die!

[LT Sandpaw]

I'll join you Ashleg, as long as you don't go against the mighty DDB.

[Ashleg]

Nooooo! My whale, not the whale!
Killing endangered sea creatures with farming tools is a larger sign of a weak ruler, you...You beaver!

DDB? What does that stand for again?
Something to do with beavers, if I'm not mistaken... *glares at Ashenwyte*

[LT Sandpaw]

The true Death Defying Beaver has nothing to do with the Lifesight Beavers. His goals and power are of a different magnitude all together. You have nothing to fear from him as long as you don't resist his plans.

But on a brighter subject, I'm all about drinking hot coco and building puzzles.

[Ashleg]

Hmm, I don't know. *snorts* What are his plans? 

Here, make this puzzle that is a picture of you making a puzzle while drinking hot cocoa! :]

[rachel25]

I will stand with my alley Lord Ashenwyte. My Nightmare Bunnies and Silver Slayers stand with his Lifesight Beavers. We are also in allegiance with Izeroth. You are thus far outnumbered so, *points gun at Ash* Hand over the hot chocolate.

[Hickory]

The Galactic Empire scoffs at such primitive means of combat.

[rachel25]

*throws gem stone at Sage which temporary blinds him*

[LT Sandpaw]

Ha we don't care how many soldiers you have. You may take our lives, but you can never take, our freedom!