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PrimroseWarrior

#2520
August 21, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
Themidnightdancersisawesomeivereadit12times!!!!!!!
"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
    ~Moriarty

"People have died."
"Thats what people DO!"

"Did u miss me?"
      ~Moriarty & Sherlock

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#2521
August 23, 2013, 01:58:24 AM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on August 21, 2013, 03:35:29 PM
Quote from: Welcome to Night ValeLast night's Night Vale PTA meeting ended in bloodshed, as a rift in space-time split open in the Main Street Recreation Center Auditorium, setting loose several confused and physically aggressive pteranodons. The glowing portal remained open and shrieked incessantly, an unholy sound that witnesses say resembled noisy urchin children caught in a combine harvester, and then slowed down and amped up through some kind of open source, easy-to-use audio editing software. The pteranodons mostly attacked women with glasses. Authorities are still unsure why, as Night Vale's only flying dinosaur expert, Joel Isenberg, still has not recovered from last year's bout with throat spiders. It took most of an hour to corral the panicked beasts back into the vortex and resume the meeting, which had mostly been upon recent lunchroom price hikes, and had devolved into name calling because Susan Wilman called Diane Craton's son Josh 'a bit tubby,' and that 'maybe he needs a financial incentive to eat less.' In this reporter's opinion, Susan Wilman is dangerously obsessed with the New York Times bestselling Freakonomics books. Dangerously so. Fortunately, no one was injured or killed in the incident, although experts from Timothy's Auditorium Repair Contractors Inc. estimate close to $50,000 in damage has been done to the Rec Center Auditorium—and that cost includes free storm windows and a complementary seasonal installation consultation.

Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Vilu Daskar

#2522
August 24, 2013, 09:51:25 PM
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Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Norham Waterpaw

#2523
August 25, 2013, 02:09:12 AM
Can I slap the catfish now?
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Leatho Shellhound

#2524
August 25, 2013, 02:15:26 AM
attack!!!!
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Norham Waterpaw

#2525
August 25, 2013, 02:17:09 AM
Quick, grab the Toothpicks! We'll poke them in the nose!!! Geronimo!!

Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Rainshadow

#2526
August 25, 2013, 02:59:13 PM
  Did someone say Toothless?!  *Glances around*  No?  Only me that heard that?
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#2527
August 25, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
Av ah 'eard vaz toozear, zae ah dinnae ken vot'z goin on...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

DanielofRedwall

#2528
August 25, 2013, 04:27:01 PM
QuoteLet me leave you with this, dear listeners: We lead frantic lives, filled with needs and responsibilities, but completely devoid of any actual purpose. I say, let's try to enjoy the simple things! Life should be like a basket of chicken wings: salty, full of fat and vinegar, and surrounded by celery you'll never actually eat, even when you're greedily sopping up the last viscous streaks of buffalo sauce with your spit-stained index finger! Yes. That is as life should be, Night Vale.
Received mostly negative reviews.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#2529
August 25, 2013, 04:35:43 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on August 25, 2013, 04:27:01 PM
QuoteLet me leave you with this, dear listeners: We lead frantic lives, filled with needs and responsibilities, but completely devoid of any actual purpose. I say, let's try to enjoy the simple things! Life should be like a basket of chicken wings: salty, full of fat and vinegar, and surrounded by celery you'll never actually eat, even when you're greedily sopping up the last viscous streaks of buffalo sauce with your spit-stained index finger! Yes. That is as life should be, Night Vale.

Aye!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Vilu Daskar

#2530
August 25, 2013, 06:37:30 PM
Who What When Where Why How?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Tam and Martin

#2531
August 25, 2013, 10:23:56 PM
Ach, Ech, Ich, Och, Uch,


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PrimroseWarrior

#2532
August 26, 2013, 02:22:53 AM
we all live in a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine,we all live in a yellow submarine dont. you. too.
"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
    ~Moriarty

"People have died."
"Thats what people DO!"

"Did u miss me?"
      ~Moriarty & Sherlock

Norham Waterpaw

#2533
August 26, 2013, 03:34:53 AM
No, no I don't, because I chose the Tardis instead, now grab a bow-tie and shut up!
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

PrimroseWarrior

#2534
August 26, 2013, 05:45:03 PM Last Edit: August 26, 2013, 05:47:15 PM by PrimroseWarrior
Geronimo!!!



OH MY GOSH ARE YOU A WHOVIAN??!?!?!?!
"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me, or you're nothing."
    ~Moriarty

"People have died."
"Thats what people DO!"

"Did u miss me?"
      ~Moriarty & Sherlock
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